We Wrote Smosh Fanfiction
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2021
- Yes, you read that correctly. We wrote fanfiction about each other and will now be acting it out! And yes, things will get very weird…
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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CAST
Ian Hecox: / ianhecox
Courtney Miller: / co_mill
Shayne Topp: / shaynetopp
Damien Haas: / damienhaas
Noah Grossman: / noahgrossman214
Jacklyn Uweh: / jacklyn_uweh
Kimmy Jimenez: / kimmydoesstuff
Garrett Palm: / gpalm79
CREW
Director: Garrett Palm
Vice President, Unscripted: Matt Raub
Producer/Camera Op: Kevin Rygg
Segment Producer: Garrett Palm
Editor: Len Wilkes
Production Manager: Garrett Palm
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Assistant Director: Garrett Palm
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
DP: Brennan Iketani
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
PA: Andrew Harmon
PA: Austin Barrett
GFX: Winton Foulds
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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So now that we know Shayne and Courtney are married, we can all agree that Shayne’s bitcoin thing was the ultimate inside joke for the cast and crew
Everyones reactions are spectacular in hindsight!
I searched just for this! You’re right
The best joke is absolutely "I'm tired" "I'm noah" congrats Jackie. I rewound that 5 times
"rewound"hello fellow old.
@@Travis7060312 I'm only 84 please stop
Let's also clarify that it's at least 50% Noah's perfect delivery what makes it so hilarious.
Go you go
@@mrdewarion YES
Shayne: I'm pretty sure all of us wrote very different types of fanfiction.
Shayne's fanfiction: *We're all dating each other at the same time*
Damien's fanfiction: *We're all dating each other at the same time*
Jackie's fanfiction: *We're all dating each other at the same time*
It’s like they’re trying to tell us something 😂
Also Jackie: We're All Preganant.
We all have *secrets*
This is foreshadowing
I accidentally read this as he was saying that that was terrifying.
It's iconic that Shayne and Damien's "romances" are the most intense in their own stories bc they both knew the other would be the most comfortable with it. We love best friends
*just* best friends.
@@gigibealand nothing more
@@fantasygamer1769 Best friends who kiss a little
@@the_richcat Friends who take off each other's clothes and just oil each other up
YEAH FRIENDS WHO JUST WRESTLE AROUND WITH NOTHING ON@@lose_umi1811
“Im tired”
“Im Noah”
Why tf was that so funny
I kid you not,
I laughed way to long at that.
@@neilcognito same here!! 😆😆😆
Delivery
That delivery was EPIC! I had to pause the video to laugh it out hahahahah!!!!!!!
"Gets pregnant by a coworker noone ever ships me with" Lmaooo
Time to ship i guess😂😂
How does she know? Hmmmmm....
@@BouncingTribbles Jackie wrote the script as a fan, not a cast member
@@Demisearts nahhh
@@alainasemler1505 lol, obviously. My point was she's been reading all the fanfics... a lot
Courtney: "You think I'm a little baddy"
Noah: ✨Rawr✨
was it roar or we are lol
@@clye7788 pretty sure it was Roar 😂
@@ramefy5551 cuz the subtitle says we are haha
@@clye7788 the subtitle is wrong, you can even see it if you read his lips 😅 20:25
it should be ✨rawr✨
"and i cannot breathe without my lungs" LITERALLY JACKIE WRITE A BOOK THIS IS TOO GOOODDD 😭😭😭
Ikr
"You a little baddy, you my baddy, growing our baddy" That will never not be funny
Raw
Damn I came down here to comment that and it’s the first comment 🤣
20:13
Smosh needs to make this a shirt and a pair of maternity (pregnant lady ) pants and a baby onesie that says, "I'm momma's baddy" and "im daddies baddy"
It’s such a funny line 😭😭
This should’ve been titled, “Everyone hooking up for 34 minutes straight”
Right like it's Ai dungeon
Heh yeah
"straight"
And mining Bitcoin. Don’t forget that
😂 right!😂
the first fanfic is actually shayne and courtney trying to keep their relationship hidden and private until marriage 💀
I read this and was about to say that it aged really well, then I saw that it was only for my month prior to my reply
I love how Shayne and Damien made it so everybody is dating everyone but made each other the most extreme
Totally get why. Imagine doing the slapping sounds and moisture bit with anyone other than your best friend 😂 I imagine it would be more awkward with someone else. It worked for them and it worked out for all the shaymien shippers out there lmao
@@lis9691 literally, this is what I was thinking !!
Jackie’s was hands down the funniest, she did not hold back. Something tells me this isn’t the first time she’s written fanfiction…
She totally wrote the whole thing so Garrett would have to declare his love
IKR
I hurt my face laughing.
she wrote it as a fan, not a cast member. making it so much better
Ikr
We need merch that says “the smosh boys are fertile as shit” with a high five on it. Make it happen. Lol.
Shit isn't all that fertile
@@NoThankUBeQuiet But it is used as fertiliser. So in some ways it is fertile
YES
@@NoThankUBeQuiet the “as shit” is just a modifier of fertile. It’s just there to add, it’s like adding so to a sentence: I’m so tired. The so is modifying tired, and that’s essentially what “as shit” is doing to fertile.
Would buy!😭😂
“It didn’t hurt the baby , did it?” was the best shock ever.
almost spit my water out. 😳😂
I don't know what was funnier, the line itself or the way everyone looked so shocked 🤣
I did lol
i had to pause it i was laughing in shock for so long i was *seriously* not expecting it to go there
I was smoking and I nearly choked
That what happens when ya don’t tag yer fanfic’s
The SHOCK from the cast when Damien said "it didn't hurt the baby, did it?' has been on replay in my mind.
You can see how proud Jackie is about her script... And so are we, Jackie
This script definitely had me rolling 😂
Absolute magic.
Made me think that it wasn’t Jackie’s first time writing fanfiction, it was awesome😆👌🏽
so are we
i mean,,, if jackie wants to drop her AO3 user 👀👀
These fan fictions are like a car crash: I don’t want to look, but I can’t look away
I mean this in the most loving way possible
Same like it's the best type of cringe
So true
That is the most accurate way to describe it😂
@@kitsunemoonchild6323 IKR
Okay, but not only way Jackie's just the most amazing thing ever, but she was so considerate... Like... All of the very potentially too awkward bits she put herself in it first. First one we knew was preggers, the "spawn" joke, the "fat" joke, she took the brunt of everything so the flow never broke. Just amazing.
yeah i noticed too!
What was the preggers and spawn joke again
@@cassiesayshi8174
18:35 - Her character was the first one to be revealed as pregnant.
25:35 - The one with "carrying the spawn of Damian Haas".
Things I learned from this:
1. Never have a secret affair with someone whose name sounds like "no one" (Noah)
2. If you want to keep your pregnancy a secret, carry tampons with you in case a friend in the ladies room needs one.
3. Speaking in a southern accent can wake someone out of a coma.
“You remember what happened to Anthony, dont you?!” EVERYONES EYES WHEN IAN READ THAT OMG STAHP-
I guess we'll just never know what happened after they broke up, will we....
im gonna be honest, i didnt really like anthony and I like smosh more now that he's gone.
Yea he chose to leave... lol
@@Travis7060312 honestly Anthony seems so overrated
@@theoriginalmeowcat overrated? he literally created smosh
Not Jackie writing Shayne laughing at his own jokes into the script 😂😂
Honestly she's brilliant😂😂
And that floppy hair line too, I wheezed 😆
And the screaming all the time 😂 She really threw him under the bus 😂😂
I think that they should do this again but they don’t know who wrote the script and they have to figure out who wrote it based off of clues in it. I feel like they would have a lot of fun with it and I would have fun watching it. 🤠
Edit: thank you for the likes!!! 🙏
Yessss!!!
Nicee
Yeessss I hope they see this
Samantha you are a genius
Underrated comment
"so what do you say?"
"i have pride, i have power-"
"not right now, no."
when i tell you i CACKELED
Same!!
Jackie’s script is INCREDIBLE. Please let her write more.
actually insanely well done
No, really. It's SO. FREAKING. GOOD!
She and Shayne wrote the Disney Channel Show video on the main channel and it’s so rock solid it’s nuts! Hope she can do more
@@leinaamatsuji-berry561 frfr
she went to film school! finally she's getting a chance to show off her writing chops
Just Jackie intensely reading the script while the others acted out the script, she's so proud.
Yes!!! I can relate to hard ❤
And powerful.
shes so cute
Stating things that happened
25:11 * Jackie nods in satisfaction *
I love how at min 6:50 they LITERALLY told us that they were dating and everyone ignored it… now it’s 2024 and they are finally married 🥹🥹
They must have laughed so much at that! All the reactions looking back are perfect! Good for them, honestly!
Did anyone else get WAY too into Jackie's story? That literally could've come straight out of a soap opera!
Shayne just screaming "SEEEEXXX" is the scariest thing he has ever done😂😂😭😭
Slapping moisture 😂
I kinda wonder of parts of that scene were just the two of them.playing off of each other, or if it was all written in. It was a little too perfect, lol.
That bit makes me giggle my head off every time I see that scene hahahhhahahahahaa
smosh being some variant of a polyamorous moresome in every fanfic universe is the funniest thing
That’s what I thought too lol
It’s everything and more 😂
1:25 Secrets by Shayne
8:03 Smosh’s Dark Secret by Damien
16:42 Smosh’s Summer Secrets by Jackie
Gracias
谢谢
Спасибо!
Merci!
Thanks!
jackie's fanfiction being half the video on its own set a standard that it reached in the first 30 seconds. brilliant
“No one knows, behind closed doors, that we are *READING THE BIBLE.* “
I love this lmao
*FILING OUR TAXES*
They should’ve said that lmaooo
Like bro
I thought they were gonna say this and they didn't but I laughed thinking it anyway 😂
Jacky's fanfic was straight up a Mexican telenovela
HSHSHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
@@heyhey9103 HSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAA
It was a "!Maldita Lisiada¡" away from being one
I love this comment so much lmao 💀
True! That baby thing had me slapping my own face twice.
I liked every story but Jackie’s was a masterpiece. The twists and turns, and nonstop hilarious jokes was great. Shayne breaking the fourth wall? “Growing our baddie”? Jackie is a genius.
The fact that Shayne and Courtney are actually married now is really funny
Jackie's fanfic sounded like the origin story of a cult living in a farm.
Cue Tommy running with an accordion singing Happy Midsommar
the fact that i was the 600, 60, 6 like is a like weird
The delivery of Nyortney just killed me. Im actually in heaven watching this now.
Okay, I agree with everyone that Jackie's script killed but can we talk about the fact that Noah *consistently* brings an A+ acting game to these?
“It didn’t hurt the baby did it?”
Me: *Nearly spits out DrPepper*
Courtney’s face is how I imagine your face.
@@lovemusic6218 HAHAHHA YEAH PRETTY MUCH 😭😭
Biggest plot twist
Can u gimme the time stamp
@@aarushijha5772 Of course, it was 18:28 :)
"The eyes of a husky with glaucoma".....Damien, you delightful man.
Haii slash lol 😂
@@esinger23 ohai der, hope you're doing well!
@@slashmacleod I’m pretty good lol
I died on that part I said “Glaucoma?!?!” 😂😂
"the eyes of a husky with glaucoma" made soda go up my nose 💀💀
I can't tell if the other Smosh members think Jackie went too far, but I'm just saying that this was a fucking masterpiece
Honestly I don't think they think she took it too far. I think they just weren't expecting such a well written drama 😂
Hers felt the most like an actual fanfic. Shayne and Damien wrote theirs more like parodies.
It seemed like Damien was honestly super impressed
"Shayne and Damien who are actually ACTUAL boyfriends" lolol
Also, Jackie's went from sweet Hallmark movie to dramatic Lifetime film REAL fast
?
guys that first part was literally me just quoting the video itself (hence the quotation marks)
i don't think they're actual boyfriends. that's just what one of the scripts said in the video......
But then it turns out that they're all dating each other so.....
FACTS
“No, I’m the dingus for getting pregnant by the coworker no one ever ships me with!”
💀
Cant wait for this to be in the next Smosh Pit Theater out of Context vid
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did no one notice how Noah's inner monologue referenced one of Courtney's dramatic diary entries? That's good writing right there 👏👏
Jackie was going so hard on Shayne the whole script, I think she wanted to see if she could break him lol.
He kinda did break at 31:19
why was Jackie’s so good??? like she knew the rules and played the game.
She knew what we wanted. She knew what she wanted. And delivered. Everyone goes home happy 😂
She killed it but shayne has nailed the funny cringe monstrosity that you can't stop reading even though it hurts your brain
She understood the assignment
i respect her for that (trail to oregon?
@@kisskissfallapart439 not what I meant to reference but yes :D
Everything else was plausible except Shayne being 6' 7".
Yeah he's easily 8'
Forced perspective 😔
Wow Shaynes story is kinda genius in retrospect
For sure!! Like, he straight up just told everyone! The others faces are amazing!
Damien sticking to his 5'2" persona in Shane's script is just perfect! 😆😆😆
No shade to Damien or shayne but after Jackie's I forgot everything that happened before lol
Same
I love how Damien and shayne both have each other as a ship in their fan fictions elite friendship
Kimmy seemed really into that scene lol
more than friendship 😏
@@leeya9257 yaaaas
watching this after shayne and courtney are together is WILD. so happy for them
I mean they were right lol they broke the internet 😂
Petition to let Jackie write a 4 part short story fan fiction romance in the south for Smosh pit theater. I want to see what she can do with an arc
Shayne’s script literally screams his type of humor😂. Every script shows their personalities, I love it!
I was thinking the same thing. It also got me thinking about how the fanfic writers’ each individual viewpoint of the other cast members’ characters are and how they went about incorporating that into their respective roles in each story. Shayne’s was so heavily ironic and covered many basic tropes and archetypes in an exaggerated way, Damien’s had a dark and gloomy overall setting with a flair for the melodramatic (which, to be fair, is typical for someone who watches a lot of anime), and Jackie’s was in a league of her own with a rainbow of a bunch of different flavours and styles, though it was most definitely *spicy* 🤌 .
It was all great.
the fact they all end with everyone dating in a big poly commune
That's gotta be a real fanfiction somewhere lol
Goals lol
“Didn’t hurt the baby did it?”
Courtney: 👁👄👁
I love how all the scripts resulted in a Smorgy.
😂😂😂 “Smorgy”
@@BoredGhostInk new favorite word lmao
🤣
Smorgy has no business being that funny!!!
just to let you know shayne's fake wattpad username is now a real account that joined an hour ago 💀
Of course it is.
🤣
Shayne and Damien did a great job with their scripts and it was clear that they were going for more of a “parody” fan fiction that danced around the whole shipping thing and had more of comedic approach overall. But Jackie’s was just on another level. Fantastic Writing. She totally went all in on trying to capture the true spirit of a fanfic author. And with the help of everyone’s acting it made for a very entertaining display! Really great vid overall, hope they do more of these!
Well said, I totally agree. Jackie really went above and beyond. Even just the little things she put in like "I'm noah" were hilarious.
While we’re comparing Jackie’s to Shayne and Damian’s… I also appreciate that in Jackie’s instead of a buildup to the cast hooking up, THEY ALREADY DID and her story was more about the aftermath. XD
Dude she been slappin I’m with ya
she really has no choice but to drop her ao3 username
At 25:10, I love how proud Jackie looks when Kimmy calls Damien her peach. The nod of approval haha
The wedding announcement makes Shane’s fan fic even funnier.
I literally was just thinking the other day “when are they gonna do Smosh Pit Theater again?” 🥺🥺
smosh: Moore's wish is our command
Literally same 😭
SAMEEEEE
SAME AHAHA
Smosh Pit Theatre is my favourite
Shane is literally whenever authors write themselves into fanfics
I HAVE READ TOO MANY OF THOSE FANFICS THINKING THEY WOULD BE OKAY AND I CAN CONFIRM
THIS IS SHAYNE’S SELF-INSERT FANTASY
Very true
« Thé smosh boys are fertile as shit » with shaynes reaction had me crying 😂😂😂
6:40 rewatching this post marriage announcement is even more funny lol
“I really liked when you did the splits.” Jackie I can’t breathe.
"im tired"
"im Noah"
now thats genius!
In the end, they really did become each others skid marks
18:38 when Damian said “it didn’t it the baby did it” everyone’s faces were priceless especially Courtney’s
“Noah hisses sadly”
Noah: *hissss* ☹️
Shayne's script is exactly what youd expect him to write..... A 2nd grader power of friendship anime script
Jackie's script was wild. But can we praise Damien for having such effortless control of the whole theater during his play?
18:39 1st baby reveal
20:15 you a little baddy
25:34 "she carries the spawn of damian haas inside her"
27:42 "the smosh boys are fertile af" 👏
“That does sound pretty sick......... Okay bet.” Describes this whole video
I lost it at “the spawn of Damien Haas”
6:53 Shayne, you magnificent bastard.
So freaking funny!!
This is probably my fifth time going back to rewatch this video but I can’t get over how Shayne and Damien made each other boyfriends in both of their scripts 🤣
I love that shayne straight changed how tall everyone was
imagine he also changed everyone's eye color and hair color?
Not gonna lie, Shane's fanfiction might be the funniest thing I've seen on this channel.
For real
'Who drives a prius?' 'I drive a mazda' ABSOLUTELY took me out. Noahs delivery is everything.
"Ooh, slapping noises and moisture!"
THAT AT THE BEGINNING CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD
Something about the phrase “abundantly pregnant” really tickles me
Shayne's and Damien's were definitely hilarious, but Jackie's just went above and beyond
As someone who writes "everybody is totally fucking everybody" fanfiction I feel VERY represented
Watching this after Shayne and Courtney revealed their marriage is trippy
I already miss Sarah's laugh in the background
??
@@rhylie6671 their producer Sarah left Smosh a few weeks ago
Bro don’t do this to me bro
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Same 🥰
Highlight was Jackie being so pumped about her own script that she mouthed along to the whole thing. Adorable.
Shayne's story makes way more sense now...
GUYS THEY BECAME EACH OTHER'S SKIDMARKS!
Honestly Jackie’s fanfic take the cake with: Kimmy- “I’m tired” Noah-“I’m Noah”
Idk my but I laughed so hard
Shayne : Im sick of being called shartney! It sounds like a skidmark
Courtney : We can be each others skidmark
Shayne : That does sound...Pretty sick,ok bet.
yep they did say that, nice original comment from you
That "I can't breathe without my lungs" bit was poetry, and Jackie's face after it is everything!
P.S. I love Jackie
Just realised that Jackie being oblivious about the vampires bit is a nod to Bram Stoker's Dracula where the protag keeps seeing inexplicable shit but isn't suspicious of anything
Jackie's script is EVERYTHING. And look how proud she is XD
"and you just wear crop tops"
Ian: "HEH"
The fact that both Shayne and Damien put them dating in their scripts 💀
❤Love,
is
in
the
air🌬
"Me drinking water"
Shane: yes momma (29:05)
Me: almost spits water everywhere
Jackie’s script is so funny that Shayne can’t contain himself, Damien’s quietly now terrified of Jackie, Ian can’t whether to be scared of or impressed by Jackie, Noah out-performed everyone, Kimmy will now do Jackie’s bidding willingly and Courtney’s thinking, “Olivia and I may have been out-weirded.” 😂😂😂