Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Anonymous Donor: Banned

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  • A clip from season 6, episode 2: Cheryl finds out that Jeff ejaculated on the bed and bans him from the house -- much to Susie's displeasure.
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  • @Crushinator3000
    @Crushinator3000  Před 14 lety +121

    My favourite thing in this scene is Jeff's shrug at 3:34.

  • @svprememe
    @svprememe Před 2 lety +688

    I love Susie's mix of contempt for her husband and always sticking up for him no matter what

    • @sisterdoublehappiness9714
      @sisterdoublehappiness9714 Před rokem

      "That's adultery! That's spreading your semen outside of the house!!"

    • @boazbuchandler9845
      @boazbuchandler9845 Před rokem +10

      That a WIFE right there

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 11 měsíci

      That's a JEW for ya-- the only thing they hate more than each other, is EVERYONE ELSE.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 Před 9 měsíci +10

      How about Jeff answering Susie as she scolds him, like he cant even argue, " yeah".

    • @mattoniy2840
      @mattoniy2840 Před 2 měsíci

      “What’s going to happen if I don’t tell”

  • @tslaza
    @tslaza Před 5 lety +542

    "Her girlfriend Ted"...

  • @DiagramOfTruth
    @DiagramOfTruth Před 7 lety +1066

    the way Jeff says "yeah" kills me every time.

    • @eyedea81
      @eyedea81 Před 5 lety +60

      So nonshanatley too, its hilarious lol

    • @superdavidss
      @superdavidss Před 4 lety +17

      It's like asking him: "Jeff, did you eat my last hershey's kiss??" and he replies: "yeahh".

    • @John0316Meadows
      @John0316Meadows Před 4 lety +35

      Agreed- it's a long-shot strategy to try to make it seem normal and ordinary with the faint hope Susie will stop berating him. Even the way he sits and his hand gesture as he says it is hilarious

    • @tinman3747
      @tinman3747 Před 3 lety +8

      @@eyedea81 *nonchalant

    • @IWannaUnaliveMyself
      @IWannaUnaliveMyself Před 2 lety +3

      It's the second yeah that's the funniest

  • @superdavidss
    @superdavidss Před 4 lety +309

    Susie: YOU WHAT!!!! YOU JERKED OFF IN THEIR HOUSE!!!!!
    Jeff: yeahh....

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 Před 3 lety +15

      Waves his left hand like yeaah, of course, why not. Lol

  • @BarnyBBellows
    @BarnyBBellows Před 13 lety +1023

    Ted Danson is like the villain of this season.

  • @atlasshrugged2u
    @atlasshrugged2u Před 10 lety +487

    Ted Danson "What a little Yenta!"

  • @blankslate6590
    @blankslate6590 Před 5 lety +1342

    Suzie is easily the best female support in any sitcom.

    • @aerbaer6572
      @aerbaer6572 Před 4 lety +68

      James Moody everyone in the show is a bit of a piece of shit, a lot like real life

    • @blotterdowney8075
      @blotterdowney8075 Před 4 lety +41

      @James Moody shes hilarious

    • @blotterdowney8075
      @blotterdowney8075 Před 4 lety +20

      James Moody yawn

    • @blotterdowney8075
      @blotterdowney8075 Před 4 lety +35

      James Moody you sound like the guy that’s scared of being abused by women lol not me. it’s a tv character and she’s hilarious

    • @blotterdowney8075
      @blotterdowney8075 Před 4 lety +28

      @James Moody what a wuss. she's calling him an asshole because he's an asshole. stop being a little bitch about a tv character for some fake anti woke bullshit

  • @billgregg7671
    @billgregg7671 Před 5 lety +296

    “Be gone with you”.
    Even from Susie it sounds almost biblical.

  • @IRISHBUTCHER
    @IRISHBUTCHER Před 4 lety +188

    "that's adultery" 😂😂😂

  • @WhenILearnToMilkIt
    @WhenILearnToMilkIt Před 10 lety +335

    Jeff: 'yyyyeahh(?)' love it

    • @-nolan-
      @-nolan- Před 5 lety +7

      Alex .Lyall glad someone else noticed the yeahhhh hahahah

    • @skywarp727
      @skywarp727 Před 5 lety +6

      Thats the best part of this clip^_^

  • @diracleo
    @diracleo Před 9 lety +553

    "you have brought your semen outside our home!?"
    "yeah!"

  • @joemcguire9988
    @joemcguire9988 Před 2 lety +142

    Poor Larry, he was on susie’s side for once and she still got mad at him 😂

  • @Gamingnstuff131
    @Gamingnstuff131 Před 6 lety +275

    i loved when jeff spoke in gibberish to try and cover up what he and larry said when susie came in.

  • @scarstruck85
    @scarstruck85 Před 10 lety +475

    This show is just utterly incredible. Seriously, this is the funniest show I've seen in a long time. Can't believe I'm so late to this. Brilliant!

    • @mildred9762
      @mildred9762 Před 9 lety +18

      It is beyond funny it's fucking hilarious - every season is funnier than the previous and there have been 8...Brilliant!

    • @Rohme.33
      @Rohme.33 Před 6 lety +5

      you cannot beat this show

    • @rylewoodson7665
      @rylewoodson7665 Před 5 lety +8

      Don’t feel bad 😞 I’m late on the show to but this show is beyond hilarious 😆 I wanna hangout with Larry David , even if it’s just a wave

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 Před 5 lety +5

      Not as late as I am . I'm just know seeing it. I love the outrageousness of it all.

    • @maijaliepa119
      @maijaliepa119 Před 4 lety

      stryfetc1😊🙃😊 I AGREE😊🙃😊🙋‍♀️

  • @rollerball2297
    @rollerball2297 Před 3 lety +94

    Looks like Ted was plotting a relationship with Cheryl even when his friend was still married to her! Lol

    • @croweziec
      @croweziec Před 9 měsíci +1

      Yep the writing was on the wall.

  • @roberthoffhines5419
    @roberthoffhines5419 Před 3 lety +26

    Jeff's "yeah" at 2:48 just kills me.

  • @youtubecensors5419
    @youtubecensors5419 Před 5 lety +258

    I dated a girl like Susie for years. Lots of fun! I couldn't help but laugh during her enormous tirades. She could get mad at anything, but the way Susie turned from being mad at Jeff to defending him from Cheryl is something only a truly feisty woman does. Classic.

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 Před 2 lety +14

      Y'all are about as crazy as those women, I can't do that, I need my peace, compromise, & positive vibes lol

    • @David_Downs
      @David_Downs Před 2 lety +9

      i guess Feisty now means bat shit crazy.

    • @youtubecensors5419
      @youtubecensors5419 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@JohnAlexanderiii Yep. You'll notice my post was past tense.

    • @matingilardi
      @matingilardi Před 11 měsíci

      The mentally ill can do it too.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I actually thought Susie defending Jeff was kinda sexsy, I swear the Susie from the earlier seasons was kinda hot, in a mean sick twisted kind of hot. But hot none the less.

  • @michaelpurpuro1045
    @michaelpurpuro1045 Před 2 lety +15

    i love the "hi how are ya" that jeff says to suzie at 2:18 hahahah

    • @vincematthews9790
      @vincematthews9790 Před 4 měsíci +2

      “Who’d you said we’s who I was banned from the house?”

  • @1badjesus401
    @1badjesus401 Před 5 lety +419

    NOTE TO SELF: no matter how good/close a friend is once he's married NEVER tell him anything personal cuz it always "inexplicably" gets back to his wife.

    • @jasonsibusisoeksteen5
      @jasonsibusisoeksteen5 Před 5 lety +5

      1 Bad Jesus so true!

    • @standerlc
      @standerlc Před 5 lety +33

      But he didn't tell his wife. Fucking Becker did

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 Před 5 lety +14

      Fuck that
      I dont tell my wife shit

    • @soyslut
      @soyslut Před 5 lety +8

      @@TOAOM123 good luck with your impending divorce.

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 Před 5 lety +21

      @@soyslut
      You think divorces are driven by a refusal to share other people's personal details?

  • @ericday4505
    @ericday4505 Před 4 lety +59

    Sussie talks to Jeff as if he is her son, I love that woman. Funny as hell.

  • @ccdailey214
    @ccdailey214 Před 4 lety +87

    Once again, Susie steals the scene. She is amazing

  • @Smiley-fv8zi
    @Smiley-fv8zi Před 9 měsíci +8

    Her favorite line- "get the f out of my house!"😂😂

  • @BukovTervicz
    @BukovTervicz Před 3 lety +14

    "What's gonna happen if I don't tell?"

  • @scottd1903
    @scottd1903 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Missing best part of the episode, when jeff says he did it. He's like it's no big deal and almost proud of it. One of the funniest moments in the entire series

  • @nursegrace7492
    @nursegrace7492 Před 5 lety +30

    01:38 "And then he's GOSSIPING??" / "What a litlle YENTA!"

  • @professorlabs
    @professorlabs Před 4 lety +16

    "What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" 😂😂😂

  • @2006glg
    @2006glg Před rokem +6

    "What a little yenta!!"😂😂

  • @InfamousMedia
    @InfamousMedia Před 11 lety +29

    what a little yenta!

  • @BlakeGildaphish76
    @BlakeGildaphish76 Před 12 lety +39

    "who the FUCK is she to tell MY husband what to do?!"

  • @zedking5569
    @zedking5569 Před 3 lety +8

    3:21 Larry agreeing with Suzie " F U" LMAO

  • @Hawking1969
    @Hawking1969 Před 6 lety +58

    maybe in a hotel

  • @MsAngelaSunshine
    @MsAngelaSunshine Před 4 lety +23

    "Her girlfriend Ted" 😄

  • @yaxon541
    @yaxon541 Před rokem +7

    I love Jeff and Larry’s friendship

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 Před 13 lety +34

    Tryin to catch my breath here, laughter is suffocating me, someone help, please. Suzie is funniest character I've ever seen in a sitcom.

  • @CobraClutch34
    @CobraClutch34 Před 4 lety +77

    With the way Susie treats Larry, It's easy to forget that Larry is Jeff's (very rich) client. You'd think she'd have some decorum around Larry, since he basically funds her lifestyle.

    • @SkandiaAUS
      @SkandiaAUS Před 4 lety +16

      You know what Susie would have to say about that? Yeh well fuck you!

  • @ricardomartins3077
    @ricardomartins3077 Před 2 lety +3

    "What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" 🤣

  • @KarlVeiga
    @KarlVeiga Před 4 lety +15

    2:55 Jeff starts to laugh and the camera pans over

  • @nickotto-bernstein7267
    @nickotto-bernstein7267 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Funny thing is Larry has the last laugh when he goes and finishes on Sammy’s teddy bear and blames it on Ted 😂😂

  • @trippyboi91
    @trippyboi91 Před 12 lety +53

    lol, "Her new girlfriend Ted!" Me and my dad cracked up about that for days.

  • @a26z1c2b3
    @a26z1c2b3 Před 3 lety +5

    I like Jeff's resonse at 2:40 haha.

  • @arnabiarnab3037
    @arnabiarnab3037 Před 4 lety +11

    Ted Danson the only man in human history to friend zone his way to a relationship

  • @johnobrien1528
    @johnobrien1528 Před 7 lety +33

    Little Yenta...priceless

  • @newperve
    @newperve Před 4 lety +43

    Am I the only one who thinks she's wanted to ban Larry for years and this is an excuse?

  • @positivecrusader
    @positivecrusader Před 2 lety +54

    “And Cheryl kicked him out? Really. Who the f*** is she...!” Lol, I love that transition. 😂

  • @hugsaujakvtt864
    @hugsaujakvtt864 Před 3 lety +7

    Larry just basically agreed to everything susie said.. and he still got banned!!!

  • @FedoraSpunk
    @FedoraSpunk Před 2 lety +3

    Jeff's "yeahs" were freaking killing me

  • @maxwelledison1126
    @maxwelledison1126 Před 10 lety +129

    Good lord I love Susie.

    • @mabilokuda
      @mabilokuda Před 10 lety +1

      shes a grat wife!

    • @Gamingnstuff131
      @Gamingnstuff131 Před 6 lety +2

      Maxwell Edison the best bit involving her was when the deaf man used sign language to call her crazy.

    • @Gamingnstuff131
      @Gamingnstuff131 Před 6 lety +6

      Maxwell Edison I especially love the episode where she goes to Larry's house seemingly screaming at him for no reason and Loretta really gives her a taste of her own medicine.

  • @johnposnaidis
    @johnposnaidis Před 11 lety +15

    You gotta love the way Jeff says yeaah..

  • @owenreese2216
    @owenreese2216 Před 4 lety +8

    Cheryl and Ted’s relationship set up so early on

  • @thatsrandom737
    @thatsrandom737 Před 5 lety +20

    What a little yenta!!!! LOL

  • @oNtuobAwoH
    @oNtuobAwoH Před 8 měsíci +1

    Of all the brilliant humor in this show, this is probably my favorite sequence ever.

  • @mencken8
    @mencken8 Před 4 lety +5

    “Be gone with you !” I love Susie so much. Retaliatory mutual bannings.

  • @kushkarma7081
    @kushkarma7081 Před 3 lety +5

    2:42 for me the best moment in Curb history

  • @donaldwarnick3412
    @donaldwarnick3412 Před 4 lety +48

    Seinfeld was was almost the greatest show ever but Curb is hands down the best written and funniest by far.

    • @victorkong82
      @victorkong82 Před 3 lety +2

      Well Curb isn’t written so.

    • @donaldwarnick3412
      @donaldwarnick3412 Před 3 lety

      @@victorkong82 so they just go out and say anything no plot no ideas

    • @sinistersix6201
      @sinistersix6201 Před 3 lety

      @@donaldwarnick3412 well they have certain lines that they want the actors to say but a >50% portion of it is whatever comes off the top of their heads as improv. wonder if they’d ever do Whose line

    • @TheBigScat
      @TheBigScat Před 3 lety +5

      It's pretty well documented that the cast is largely kept in the dark about the plot and just given a broad idea of what the scene needs to accomplish. LD discourages acting and prefers natural, spur-of-the-moment interaction. That said, the more recent seasons, to me, have been overacted.

    • @mxplk
      @mxplk Před 2 lety

      CYE is spontaneous and appears fresh in the first viewing, but the story line lags and I doubt that anyone would want to watch the episodes repeatedly.

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 Před 7 lety +28

    If married life is as fucked as this, I'm sticking to being single till the day I die.

    • @saulcruz5633
      @saulcruz5633 Před 6 lety +1

      Claire Louise same. Not sure what ppl mean when they Susie is a great wife and hot....

    • @hirdy6
      @hirdy6 Před 6 lety

      Not actually based on fact, it's called comedy.

  • @hecticfreeze
    @hecticfreeze Před 5 lety +12

    You can see Jeff Garlin start to laugh at 2:55 and the camera quickly moves away to cover it

  • @cordellsenior9935
    @cordellsenior9935 Před 4 lety +3

    "Be gone with you! Good! Don't come back!" She's priceless.

  • @bigboat8329
    @bigboat8329 Před 3 lety +4

    2:45 "YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SEMEN OUTSIDE OF OUR HOME, JEFF?" 😂

  • @Reizermo
    @Reizermo Před 3 lety +2

    "Her girlfriend Ted" - little throw away lines like that are hilarious!

  • @Rizzo5785
    @Rizzo5785 Před 13 lety +6

    What a little yenta!!! Priceless

  • @theena
    @theena Před 2 lety +8

    The delivery of 'you've bought your semen outside this house - that's adultery, Jeff' makes Suzie the MVP of this show.

  • @TabsT-vy5jy
    @TabsT-vy5jy Před 4 lety +1

    This show is pure gold

  • @smoothALOE
    @smoothALOE Před 4 lety +12

    When Cheryl was explaining out how it would sound when Larry told her about Jeff, I literally busted out laughing. I’ve seen this episode many times before, but for some reason I found that funnier than usual.

    • @joeb5080
      @joeb5080 Před rokem

      Yes! Cheryl in that conversation is hysterical, I must have watched it 100 times and paralyzed from laughter!

  • @stewiegriffin12341
    @stewiegriffin12341 Před 7 lety +23

    Larry should have just banned Susie.

  • @ashfordnkosi2011
    @ashfordnkosi2011 Před 2 lety +8

    i am a 100% percent sure that Jeff was imagining Cheryl when he did his business in the guest room.

  • @james2155
    @james2155 Před 3 lety +4

    It’s so funny seeing them argue like children

  • @woozycoot
    @woozycoot Před 7 měsíci +1

    “YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SEAMEN, OUTSIDE THIS HOME?!?!” 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @evp500
      @evp500 Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂 “I punish my husband”

  • @HaulTrashGetCash
    @HaulTrashGetCash Před 5 lety +13

    Susie is straight crazy lol

  • @gumleaf9524
    @gumleaf9524 Před 3 lety +33

    If only my wife stuck up for me like Susie...I would be still married now

  • @torontoBluejays87
    @torontoBluejays87 Před 7 lety +31

    XD..."You brought your semen outside our home?!?!" Fuck me, that killed me..

  • @cc92103
    @cc92103 Před rokem +1

    “That’s adultery!” - OMG

  • @ForeignAid
    @ForeignAid Před 5 lety +9

    the "okay" at 3:02

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 Před 4 lety +6

    3:14..." I punish my husband. "

  • @LilMOMMAson
    @LilMOMMAson Před 4 lety +5

    “Yea, her girlfriend, Ted.” Lmao

  • @AD-kd8vq
    @AD-kd8vq Před 7 lety +23

    this video is literally missing the best part, where jeff admits it.
    "it... it was me"

  • @jcee6886
    @jcee6886 Před 3 lety +1

    What a little yenta!😄

  • @SRNF
    @SRNF Před 5 lety +45

    She acts like he finished on her face or something, relax girl.

    • @drek273
      @drek273 Před 3 lety +1

      lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

  • @davidg.2217
    @davidg.2217 Před 2 lety +2

    "HER GIRLFRIEND TED"...LMAO!!!..🤣👍

  • @riverx.5928
    @riverx.5928 Před 3 lety +1

    The way Jeff says "yeah" at 2:44 😁😁

  • @lemonhead162
    @lemonhead162 Před 2 lety +4

    "I punish my husband!" Hahaha!!!

  • @luvpreetsingh8020
    @luvpreetsingh8020 Před 2 lety

    I bought a subscription so that I can watch the curb episodes. But I still watch these clips more than the episodes.

  • @brandonm1881
    @brandonm1881 Před 2 lety

    This show is like dry anxiety therapy, i dont know why i keep coming back

  • @bobbymobay
    @bobbymobay Před 3 lety

    I absolutely love her!!! Sooo many good lines and her delivery?!?! Funny!!!

  • @bernhardkopf7866
    @bernhardkopf7866 Před 4 lety +1

    I must have watched this scene 20 times. What a genius!

  • @ProXyFullBack
    @ProXyFullBack Před 2 lety +7

    The way Jeff says “yeah” as if he’s cool with it and it’s a normal thing 😂

  • @bennylevine387
    @bennylevine387 Před rokem +1

    I like that in these situations, Susie just gets mad at all parties involved.

  • @poochgod
    @poochgod Před 4 lety +6

    I gotta agree with Leon man, something sexy about Susie putting her foot down not gonna lie

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 4 lety

      so what yuh deh seh mek wuleepa sense mi bredda

  • @joeyfitz9
    @joeyfitz9 Před rokem +1

    Susie is one of my favorite all time characters.

  • @raz318
    @raz318 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Love Jeff’s break at the line “You masturbate in this house and this house alone!” I have no idea how they are ever able to play straight!

  • @backyardjuggler
    @backyardjuggler Před 4 lety +1

    The look on Susie's face as she turns around to resume her punishment of Jeff...

  • @nobleepentertainment
    @nobleepentertainment Před 5 lety +2

    "Whats going to happen if I don't tell?"

  • @mexicanabist8705
    @mexicanabist8705 Před 4 lety +4

    "Yeah! Her girlfriend ted!" Lmao

  • @thatawkwardchick7848
    @thatawkwardchick7848 Před 8 měsíci

    “What’s gonna happen if I don’t tell” 😂

  • @epiphamas
    @epiphamas Před rokem +1

    "yeah" Jeff Green

  • @blender124
    @blender124 Před rokem +2

    Ted was so jealous of long ball Larry

  • @chris1546
    @chris1546 Před 8 lety +18

    "FINE..fine, IM BANNED!
    "DONT COME BACK!!!!!!"
    "DONT WORRY I WONT!"
    XD

  • @psteinb2000
    @psteinb2000 Před 3 lety +3

    I love Suzie so much

  • @zorskins
    @zorskins Před 4 lety +18

    I was so happy when Larry and cheryl seperated. I couldnt live with her. Would rather live with Leon

  • @irisphotographie5
    @irisphotographie5 Před 4 lety +1

    I’d love a friendship like this one.