Derek in the Newsagents | The Catherine Tate Show | BBC Studios

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  • čas přidán 2. 05. 2007
  • The Catherine Tate Show, featuring another brilliant sketch as Derek Fay - this time, in the newsagent. Hilarious free video clip from the BBC.
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Komentáře • 164

  • @PaisleySimpson
    @PaisleySimpson Před 12 lety +306

    15 DISLIKES? HOWE VERY DARE YOU!! MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS VIDEO FOR 25 MONTHS AND HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE!!

    • @alexjones1985
      @alexjones1985 Před 6 lety +8

      Paisley Simpson HOW VERY, VERY DARE ANYONE DISLIKE THIS!

  • @sectormentor6265
    @sectormentor6265 Před 6 lety +147

    Derek's body language, each time the word gay is mentioned, is classic! The side to side movement of his head and the expression on his face is just priceless!

    • @jsmithmultimediatech
      @jsmithmultimediatech Před 5 lety +6

      I think the funniest comment I've read when he's clearly so far into that closet of his pmsl, was when this great amazing commenter said "If he was any further into the closet he'd have found Narnia by now" killed me!

    • @Jide-bq9yf
      @Jide-bq9yf Před 4 lety

      😅😅😅

    • @fido652
      @fido652 Před 2 lety

      Quite beautiful acting.

  • @soundseeker63
    @soundseeker63 Před 4 lety +75

    Hot muscle?!...... "She's been very ill!" Love it! :-D

  • @Holly7657
    @Holly7657 Před 13 lety +74

    Just cause a man wheres a little bit of foundation, you accuse him of hiding the sausage?! HAHA

  • @jackmayfire18
    @jackmayfire18 Před 7 lety +53

    HIDING THE SAUSAGE LOL!

  • @woodselpen
    @woodselpen Před 16 lety +57

    Derek's "How very dare you?!" and Nan's "What a f*ckin liberty!" are on a par with Lauren's "Am I bovvered?"
    Catherine Tate's a genius. Her character portrayals are so bloody REAL. Genius.

    •  Před 3 lety +2

      You forgot the “yes it is” from that abusive co-worker ahah

    • @woodselpen
      @woodselpen Před 3 lety +2

      @ - hahaha! "Yes.............,it IS"

  • @xaicho
    @xaicho Před 15 lety +11

    I love that last "how very dare you." There's just so much indignation. You can feel the disgust seething from it.

  • @robertkennedy4456
    @robertkennedy4456 Před 3 lety +10

    Ive seen this at least 100 times and I still cry wiyh laughter every time lol

  • @ParviPaparazzi
    @ParviPaparazzi Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Just because a man wears a little bit of foundation and..." what comed after that? It was all covered by the laughter😂

  • @kristnmusicofficial
    @kristnmusicofficial Před 12 lety +28

    lol 'he' turns into Voldemort when 'he' says "How very dare you" xD

  • @Jamietheroadrunner
    @Jamietheroadrunner Před 13 lety +19

    I just realized after watching a few of these that Derek isn't in denial, he's just a drama queen!

  • @andrewsmith4242
    @andrewsmith4242 Před 2 lety +5

    Catherine Tate is awesome!

  • @ezron1999
    @ezron1999 Před 16 lety +9

    this characther is one of the best the make-up, voice and body language is all on key

  • @DanLTjoe
    @DanLTjoe Před 14 lety +18

    W"ho dear?, me dear?, advice dear YES dear!" Lmao at that! ahahahaha! xD gd one hehe

  • @dogyearrex
    @dogyearrex Před 16 lety +11

    I was laughing my ass off when she was saying "how very dare you" twice in a row

  • @spinynorman1562
    @spinynorman1562 Před 4 lety +13

    My favourite line, and one I like to use at work, is "Well, I find you impertinent!"

    • @SardonicALLY
      @SardonicALLY Před 4 lety +1

      Have you been working there for twenty five years?

    • @soundseeker63
      @soundseeker63 Před 3 lety +1

      I also loved the Spanish holiday scene where it was "I find you, impertinento!" :-D

    • @spinynorman1562
      @spinynorman1562 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SardonicALLY No, but it feels like it.

  • @claytoam01
    @claytoam01 Před 13 lety +6

    DEREK IS THE BEST CATHERINE TATES SHOW CHARACTER.

  • @notthedoctor8621
    @notthedoctor8621 Před 4 lety +7

    Derek and the mean blond office lady ade my favourite Tate characters

  • @jonathan75801
    @jonathan75801 Před 6 lety +10

    Its funny when he twitches his head side to side in response.

  • @1Explosivez1
    @1Explosivez1 Před 13 lety +55

    it's always 25 years lol

  • @paulacunha2832
    @paulacunha2832 Před 4 lety +7

    Mothe's magazines ahahahah
    How very dare you 🤣

  • @gbb23
    @gbb23 Před 15 lety +6

    This was the first "derek" sketch I'd ever seen, my m8 and I just kept screaming " HOW VERY DARE YOUUU!"

  • @pippipster6767
    @pippipster6767 Před rokem +1

    I love the eye-rolls … not so much this sketch but others - like the Christmas play one.
    I find myself doing these eye-rolls … and laughing as I realise 😂😂

  • @natashakershaw2929
    @natashakershaw2929 Před 10 lety +58

    I feel so sorry for these people,, they're only being nice to Derek!

    • @fido652
      @fido652 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes, they are all so utterly unprejudiced.. it's Derek who's the bigot !

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fido652 that's no need to assume he plays hide the sausage

  • @mrstremond
    @mrstremond Před 14 lety +4

    "she's been very ill" - genious

  • @SkyBluesTillIDie
    @SkyBluesTillIDie Před 15 lety +6

    'just always assumed' LMAO

  • @eddpower5425
    @eddpower5425 Před 2 lety +1

    Wildlife Country and Hot Muscle 😂😂😂😂.

  • @BrianJacko
    @BrianJacko Před 15 lety +7

    LOL! How very dare you! Classic. ^^:

  • @calvinbrady9944
    @calvinbrady9944 Před 7 měsíci +1

    More Derek!

  • @johnthorne3475
    @johnthorne3475 Před 7 lety +14

    How very Dare you lol,,

  • @LittleCheeseburger
    @LittleCheeseburger Před 15 lety +2

    OMG i love Derek! i love the way he( well she) says HOW VERY DARE YOU!:DDD

  • @sandymartyn5410
    @sandymartyn5410 Před 3 lety +2

    Just because a man wears a little bit of foundation you "assume" he's hiding the sausage! Ha ha

  • @charleem
    @charleem Před 12 lety +10

    The price of the ciggies in the background doesn't half make this look dated!

  • @butterfly24685010
    @butterfly24685010 Před 12 lety +3

    Who can dislike this?!?!

  • @NP-jb6mc
    @NP-jb6mc Před 2 lety +1

    Who dear? Me dear? Advice dear? Yes dear

  • @phil4977
    @phil4977 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I know a few old queens that are just as vicious. Lol

  • @suvariboy
    @suvariboy Před 11 lety +5

    "How. Very. Dare You." LMAO! First time I'm seeing this. Too much fun!!

  • @VOGUESPIRIT
    @VOGUESPIRIT Před 14 lety +1

    How very dare you......HOW VERY DARE YOU !!

  • @mobrothelegend2343
    @mobrothelegend2343 Před 2 lety +1

    CZcams recommendations keeps recommending this content to me

  • @bigkitty2465
    @bigkitty2465 Před 13 lety +2

    Has she been doing everything for 25 years??!?! lol, this is great.

    • @tossiegough
      @tossiegough Před 2 lety

      She???
      Sheeee!!???
      ....how very, very dare you..!!!
      (😁)

  • @flyinghow
    @flyinghow Před 4 lety +2

    She's been very ill! LMAO

  • @jonathan75801
    @jonathan75801 Před 6 lety +7

    I am addicted to this women.

  • @peepe2k7
    @peepe2k7 Před 16 lety

    yeh, aswell as 1.35 + 1.34 LOL
    5*, absolutely FABBBBBYYYY!!!!!!!!
    Love catherine tate, cant get enough! especially lauren and derek n some other ones, sooo funny!

  • @phil4977
    @phil4977 Před 8 měsíci

    Catherine really portrays the classic vicious old queen. I know a few. Lol

  • @FRplane
    @FRplane Před 12 lety +3

    how very dare you.
    HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!

  • @weerobot
    @weerobot Před 7 lety +1

    Love Derek LOL....

  • @markdon16
    @markdon16 Před 15 lety

    Loved it! lol.

  • @SableRoze
    @SableRoze Před 13 lety +2

    "Would you like to pay for your papers?" I would have said "no" just to be sarcastic. Funny sketch, though!!! ^_^

  • @Dime_Bar
    @Dime_Bar Před 3 lety +1

    Derek had a double dose 😜

  • @craigbaxter999
    @craigbaxter999 Před 16 lety +3

    BEG PARDON!!!!!

  • @snowball1988
    @snowball1988 Před 15 lety +1

    lol @ 1:50, the way he walks back!

  • @RyiRyiRawr
    @RyiRyiRawr Před 14 lety

    YEAH!! Hahahahaaaa :P I love Derek hahaaa

  • @andreasnssjohnsen6023
    @andreasnssjohnsen6023 Před 10 měsíci

    Perfect punchline

  • @ChiddyChiddy01
    @ChiddyChiddy01 Před 12 lety +1

    HOW VERY DARE YOU!! xD

  • @UnbearableSara
    @UnbearableSara Před 15 lety

    LOVE this, hahahahahahahaha

  • @Staceylovesyou1
    @Staceylovesyou1 Před 15 lety

    u automatically accuse him of hiding the sausage LMSO! never laffed so much in my life!!

  • @kepazugazaga9393
    @kepazugazaga9393 Před 3 lety

    Hot muscles? She's been very ill lol lol so good 🇬🇧❤️

  • @fingerscrossed2453
    @fingerscrossed2453 Před 2 lety

    This character was very foretelling

  • @GeeeeLovesBeanssss
    @GeeeeLovesBeanssss Před 14 lety

    His bag LOL

  • @timredfern1282
    @timredfern1282 Před 4 lety +1

    Hilarious 😂

  • @HelenHish
    @HelenHish Před 13 lety +3

    £2.32 for ten Marlboro Lights - ahhhh the good old days

  • @caitlindickinson961
    @caitlindickinson961 Před 9 lety +2

    SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mexicodriver
    @mexicodriver Před 14 lety +1

    lmao, reminds me of a teacher in my school xD

  • @sandymartyn5410
    @sandymartyn5410 Před 3 lety

    I beg pardon how very dare you!
    You just always assumed,how very dare you!

  • @Galacticmaster
    @Galacticmaster Před 14 lety +2

    i think derek would have been amazing on that ITV show benidorm,
    give dereck lenard mincing his friend and they would have made an excellent contribution to tv.
    sadly the show ended and is not coming back to our screens

  • @jamesrooza5665
    @jamesrooza5665 Před 10 lety +3

    He paid for his papers as well, as in, he gets them delivered and pays them every fortnight or something.

  • @irishravr632
    @irishravr632 Před 3 lety

    Hide the sausage lmao

  • @claytoam01
    @claytoam01 Před 13 lety

    Derek is best

  • @sophistic
    @sophistic Před 7 měsíci

    In your experience…lol

  • @emonissun
    @emonissun Před 16 lety +1

    HOW VERY DARE YOUUU

  • @laylaek
    @laylaek Před 12 lety

    how very dare you LOL.......

  • @sandymartyn5410
    @sandymartyn5410 Před 2 lety +1

    How very dare you

  • @Paul2377
    @Paul2377 Před 12 lety

    Oh, I thought you were saying the magazines were product placement! The adverts at the start of the video are put there by CZcams, not the BBC.

  • @flyinghow
    @flyinghow Před 2 lety

    A LITTLE bit of foundation lol

  • @ItzLouis
    @ItzLouis Před 6 lety +4

    Me dear?

  • @craigsmith8811
    @craigsmith8811 Před 6 lety +2

    lol hahahahahaha

  • @peepe2k7
    @peepe2k7 Před 16 lety

    yeah, exept in this case, it funny!!!

  • @Akira2665
    @Akira2665 Před 13 lety

    @bigkitty2465 Hahaha, you're so right. She's also been going to "Homolulu" for the past 25 years, hahaha.

  • @sparkos14
    @sparkos14 Před 13 lety

    @Jmsb526 He says, "Oh i see.." lol x

  • @mdbham
    @mdbham Před 15 lety

    Hahaha - well I find you impertenant! :D

  • @rossplendent
    @rossplendent Před 12 lety +4

    What on Earth was he doing before 25 years ago?

  • @fessellsahmed2587
    @fessellsahmed2587 Před 4 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrsweetscottyd7890
    @mrsweetscottyd7890 Před 5 lety +1

    There's a woman inside that man 😂

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye Před 8 lety +7

    Not sure if he is Gay JohnPaul but I do know his boyfriend definetely is ...

  • @tommycawley9133
    @tommycawley9133 Před 4 lety +1

    😂😂😂

  • @ellpowellful
    @ellpowellful Před 11 lety +11

    69 like, how very dare you

  • @MegaStig25
    @MegaStig25 Před 2 lety +1

    Discretion personified

  • @5starcomment
    @5starcomment Před 16 lety +1

    so...how many more people are gonna write "how very dare you" as a comment?
    the fucking liberty...

  • @flyinghow
    @flyinghow Před 3 lety +2

    She's been VERY ill lol

  • @robertschacter7733
    @robertschacter7733 Před 5 lety +3

    Poor thing our Derek🙄.He can't imagine how anyone else can think he's GAY! It's something only he and leanord" do, but don't speak the G word😂😂😂😂😘

  • @RamezNoshy
    @RamezNoshy Před 10 lety +7

    how very dare you

  • @MrChubbicheekz
    @MrChubbicheekz Před 12 lety

    he looks like voldimort

  • @natas9967
    @natas9967 Před 7 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ramaoanastacio
    @ramaoanastacio Před 5 lety +3

    Derek didn't want her to see the magazine on the bottom and kept the other one on the top ( no pun intended) and that is why he said how much the magazines were.

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 3 lety +6

      I worked in a paper shop once and it was brilliant when a man wanted an adult magazine. We didn't sell them, but the last owner did, so they'd come out with things like "Where are the magazines that used to be up this corner?"
      "All the magazines are on the big rack"
      "Erm, not those. The ones that used to be here, high up".
      "Oh we don't put magazines high up, it causes accidents"
      "Yeah, I mean the special magazines."
      "What, like Civil Engineering Gazette?"
      "No, (embarrassed glances to each side and whispered voice) adult magazines"
      "Children don't really buy Civil Engineering Gazette"
      I was a bit of a bastard, looking back.

    • @stephenirons1892
      @stephenirons1892 Před rokem

      @@zacmumblethunder7466 how very dare you..I find you impertinent lmao 🤣

  • @royk.8481
    @royk.8481 Před 11 lety +4

    How very dare you to dislike this!?

  • @wentonmastermind
    @wentonmastermind Před 14 lety +1

    I live in Toronto in the gay area. Bring Derek to Canada immediately! I am the only straight in the village.

  • @carlnvme
    @carlnvme Před 16 lety

    The cig packages are turned around becuase of branding issues. During shooting on television, you can't show some brands on the telle. Thats why. They didn't get permission from the sig companies or they can't show any smoking labels (Due to government regulations).

  • @5starcomment
    @5starcomment Před 16 lety

    excellent comment mate...

  • @agee1969
    @agee1969 Před 15 lety

    Has anyone seen the one where they are in a cab and the cabbie suggests they go to "homolulu's"? If anyone has this, please post.

  • @stephenwilliams1269
    @stephenwilliams1269 Před 3 lety +1

    Catherine Tate and before her Tracy Ullman dressed as the cabin steward are hilarious without being nasty. Woke & Whackery would kick up a stink now a days.