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Keith's strategy: complain until everyone gives in and gives him the point
thats my strategy in life
Same
That's my sister 😑😑
@@lujainalfarah1915 mine too lol
I’m the master of complaining and guess what. I’m Keith
Olivia, when are they gonna award you 'the cutest dressed person in every video 2016'?
Habil Khan Tough guy you are, bet you feel real cool on your mom's phone commenting this.
Habil Khan If you are consistently cool like this, then it must be true. You are really cool person. * gives honorary badge of coolness *
as an amish person, i can totally confirm that she is a harlot.
no i would croutchney dress the slutiest
Rachel Zhou as an amish i am not slut shaming. i am harlot-shaming.
10:19 Name Three Lesbians.
Shayne: Monica... uh... I said a person nobody would know.
2019 says hi, and we stan Smosh writer Monica.
Arkatox correct! we love monica!
Y'all know Monica has a wife?!
@@ultrabigfella That's why Shayne included her in the list. She also has a kid.
That scene happened right when I read this 😂
Gotta love the fact that Shayne sacrificed a card for a joke and still won in the end
"Name 3 adjectives to describe poop"
Courtney:Smelly,Slippery, *_SAD_*
Are you the real pee pee poo poo
noah
Uno reverse
Sad shit
I’ve taken a sad poop
2016: Nah this vid is fine
2019: D E M O N E T I Z E D
xcvzzdfsazsdfvgbthyfvjbjn
Sapfire
W h a t ?
D qjxb sh of sdixd x ibc 🙃😄😒☺️😄😚🙃😒😄😃🙃😒😄😙
@@TheSapier hsiiswyuwd jkswhubwsw iusysisdo???? koswidwiia …. sjwsn!!!!!!!
I bet it was because Olivia said poop eyes
Noah: I gotta be honest I feel like every time the card gets to her it’s “HEY SAY WORDS!”
When he said that I replayed it over and over bc it was so satisfying idek y tho
5+ years on and these old squad videos are still making me smile. These 5 are the funniest.
Keith made up a nickname. Gets the point after yelling at camera. Noah made up a nickname Keith doesn’t let him get the point. KEITH LOGIC
Duh duh duh DAN Cause it was decided from now on..
Duh duh duh DAN 🙏🏻
fuck you
youre dumb
They established that making things up weren’t allowed before Noah said his turn
I love how ever thing Shayne had said was about sex or drugs.
trump false flag?
Marshall’s?
Maliyah Skipper lint string and yo yo?
Or string
Look it was some rough times
Courtney: Screams and leans the entire weight of Keith and herself on Shayne's shoulder.
Shayne: Completely and totally unfazed.
Me: Damn, he's really buff.
Olivia:boo~
Keith: AHHHH NOOOOO i don’t like that!!
Is that a The Office reference?
Olivia is so adorable omgg
UMM HMMM U CAN ARGUE THAT A CANNONBALL IS AMMUNITION AND NOT A WEAPON
Anything can be a weapon if you throw it hard enough--
just like a dead baby
@@hamishjames652 severed limbs
@@syra1541 very useful
Oh c'mon! When are they gonna read fanfictions on there ships already?? (Shartney/Shourtney, Anlivia, Nolivia, Koah etc.)
yeah! :)
Shartney sounds weird.. cayne??
Pikachuisnotonfire
I LOVE IT lelelelle
UndeadGalaxy
no friends
cabanatuan95 Courthinki
I like keith OUTSIDE of anything related to competition. Cause his petty ass shows more in competitions.
Ikr he becomes so petty.
Tru
There was nothing petty there. Everyone was not being treated the same and he called it and it's apparently recurring and he's draws the short end of the stick, so he feels some type of way about it. That's a reasonable thing to question and resolve
@@viviangod_win This x1000. People complain all the time about Keith in competitions but he was 100% right to complain here.
8:10 Nicknames for sexual intercourse
Me : READ THE BIBLE
Hey Smosh fans do you guys like it when the video is longer or short?
Personally I like it longer.
ofc longer!!
Baekhyun lllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnggggggggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
That's what she said
Baekhyun LONGER BUT IT HAS TO HAVE LOTS OF COURTNEY BC SHES THE BEST
+jesslyn mclaughlin yassss
8:13 Shayne's laugh! omgg so adorable
Its actually 8:15
3 Things that make me SNEEZE
LIGHT
DUST
COLD
Ppl
Corona virus
lmaooo im watching this in 2019 and it's funny now that we actually have seen monica on videos and podcast
Ikr 😂 she’s awesome
8:14 Shayne's laugh tho
Raven Purple best laugh ever
LOL
Adorable laugh
It was a Damien laugh which is adorable
Raven Purple lol
*The kardashians have left the chat*
Uuuuuuhhhh... Put him in a straight jacket
The Kardashians aren’t real
Mr. Game says who?
Everybody else entered the chat
If you pause at 2:05, that picture pretty much sums up Smosh lol. Paused there on accident, it's perfect. It has to be as soon as it hits 2:05 while Shayne is making that face at Olivia xD
Omg dude your really right 😂
Omg I love that the editor didn't realize Noah meant polls not poles 😂😂😂
Olivia's outfit is WOAH
Audrie Wagner *AgReEd*
DID ANYONE SEE SHAYN "STRETCH" AND TRY TO PUT HIS HAND BEHIND OLIVIA MAYBE CAUSE OF HER OUTFIT I AGREE WITH YOU
There's so much #Shourtney / #Shartney in this, and I didn't mean to sound like I was complaining before I edited this.
cabanatuan95 true and I'm perfectly fine with that 😏
cabanatuan95 I love Shartney
I was watching watching the Goldberg’s the other day with my parentals and I saw shayne and I whispered to my mom “I know him!”
SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! i yelled HE IS MY FAVORITE CZcamsR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:51 my favorite thing that Noah has ever said
I love how Courtney falls and she grabbed Shayne instead of the couch...😆😊
I don’t know which part you’re taking about but she actually doesn’t have any couch to grab because she’s sitting on the edge of the two couches.
when? xd
@@TTMAL It was around the beginning.
And he didn’t even flinch
So cute 🥰
"So what? I made up the nickname!!" A minute later "doesn't matter known made it up" uuuuuummmmm😂
Keith: You can make up names
Also Keith: You made that up you can't get the point
When Shayne said losing your virginity after Courtney I spat my drink everywhere but the laugh was worth it.
7:51 Omg the pause between Noah saying, “I’ve taken a sad ****.” and Courtney & Shayne laughing was amazing 🤣🤣🤣
Noah: Three things that make you sneeze!
Me: Dust.
Pet fur in my nose.
And myself. (I can sneeze on command)
Chilly Lily
Oh, and allergies.
*f-ck allergies ;-;*
Aerii, Lol. Yeah allergies suck
Feanix Vixen, xD Thank you. Thank you.
What's your superpower? "Sneezing on command"
Same
11:35 Keith 3 things that describe Olivia
Great game! Just wanted to say, I love how encouraging Keith was towards Olivia in this game. I love how supportive he is when they do any type of competition.
i love how courtney says she doesnt like sexy people yet she is the sexiest of them all
i know it was sarcasm
Muse Dawn depends on the point of view. im a guy and im straight so yea
ante odak Im a girl and I say Noah
Laisa no way. i mean keith is hotter then noah. sunny is better then him. noah is just......cringey
ikr!
When Keith said "Your mom" on the lesbian one.He was actually correct about my mom lool!
my teacher is lesbain
My ex friend is a lesbian
I am a lesbian haha, and so is my mom and her wife
Me two dawg. My moms are lesbian and they're divorced, and both dating different women named Kim
Nicole Simmons eww wtf
4:29 Saw this in a compilation, Courtney flustered by the thing she said, Shayne immediately referencing said flustering, Courtney embarrassment escalates. Gold. 😭
you are nice
you are fresh
you are great
you are awesome
you are important
I love you
Ok?
Thank
Fresh
I love u to even though i have no idea who u are. But other than that thanks for the love. ;)
Guys, she's talking about what Keith said in the video😂 I was gonna comment that but I was checking if someone already said that so yea
I honestly love Courtney's outfit here
ikr!
Same!
courtney's outfit was dope
Melanie King me2
I love Shane's Laugh
Shayne
Noah
Olivia
Courtney
Keith
They're *SNOCK*
Or nocks or conks or
@@mabelcorne oncks
@@rachelmarrone3271 yes
@@rachelmarrone3271 sconk
@@mabelcorne stonks
Smosh: what shouldnt you say at work
Courtney: cussing, harrasment, bombs
Me: *BREXIT*
I'm glad they kept all the new shows like Smosh lab and the challenge pit
Shane and Keith are the best
Fantendo 64 no Shane and Anthony
Lucas Welsh at least we can agree Shane is funny
Lucas Welsh
im with you on that
Squad Vlogs is DEFINETLY on of my favorite series on Smosh Second!!!!!!!!!!
SAME i thought it was just me
Not me re watching old smosh vids and noticing 0:33 😊 (look at Courtney and Shayne)
"Items. Hugs. Words" he so pure
I feel like Keith never wins card games.
Goat E. Mcghee I feel like Keith just never wins
It is because he is black
He'll just complain if he loses till he wins
"Olivia is so annoying!1!"
*barely said anything in the video*
*was the only one who did the shock challenge with Courtney*
*looks freakin great in that outfit*
Conclusion: Olivia is an adorable bean leave her be.
Shayne: Some how I know I’m gonna lose.
*later*
Shayne: O-O *wins*
Keith: You can't do that
Squad: We'll give it to her
Keith: *does what he complained about* This is the problem with America...
Let's talk about Shayne and Courtney's synchronised question at 9:02 it was adorable
Courtney says her face was really red...but her face wasn’t red at all...
Send Help 又是泡麵比較這麼美感
CINMIN ROLL ...sorry I don’t understand
she prolly feels it
yvėttę I see, it’s just like....making me mad for some reason.
She wears make-up so she felt it but it covered the red
17:07 - 17:14 Shane’s face said it all
Shayne is so adorable omg
olivia knows how to dress! what a queen!
Is it just me, or do the girls seems more comfortable around Shayne than with the other guys?
Vy Nguyen Yeah
Vy Nguyen or are they just sitting?
ya, shanye west is secretly a gurl o3o
Vy Nguyen it’s because of the filming of this video he’s the only guy in a relationship
Not really cuz Courtney hugged noah
Imagine being in a different room and hearing 12:43
3 things u don’t say at work
1.cuss
2.harrasement
3.bombs(but what if u make weapons for the military)
Sadat Reshad when I read this comment I was at that part too😂
Olivia=Pocahontas?
I was literally about to say that she does look like her
Oh shIIIIIIIITTTTT
the story of pocahontas is a lie she was 10 when john smith came there
Lol
@Sarah Parkhouse so true
Olivia looks like Pocahontas but a lot prettier
armenianply are you saying pocohontas is ugly
Lil Unicorn Dylan No...She's saying Olivia is pretty
Oh look, a white knight
Also Olivia is not twelve and married
Molly Isabella Ot doesn't mean she has to...She's literally just saying Olivia looks like pocohantas
Keith: "I don't like surprises!"
I don't think you like anything bro
Olivia said “I love hot pockets” as I was eating a hot pocket. Crazy.
RED FLAGS PLEASE PLAY IT SMOSH GAMES HAS IT
YES RED FLAGS
Lisa Waldner thank u
thank u
I Just Saw 99 And Made It 100
@9:01 "who's go get it by" shayne+ courtney moment
I have watched every single video that smosh has uploaded 😂.... I love them
keith: *begs to give him a point bc he made one up*
also Keith:*keeps telling everyone to not count noahs point bc he made one up*
When Noah said 'cannonball' I heard 'cannibal' XD
coruscent same
Three things that make me sneeze
Dog hair
Dust
Pollen
I’m just gonna say...
You can be SLEEPY
And you can be TIRED of drama
Name three reason to drink
Shayne: dumped, being me, post war
This world doesn't deserve Olivia. She just seems so nice and cool.
Name three lesbians.
Me, my friend, and my girlfriend.
7:05 : NAME THREE THINGS YOU CAN BET ON ! GO !
HORSES ! POLES !
Polish people : 😨😨😨
The question:what are 3 things that makes you sneeze
My answer:3 things that make me sneeze
In this Video Olivia’s hair looks like Sacajaweas hair from Night at the Museum
This game would make me panic so much like
"name 3 states"
"JEFFREY"
1:33-1:40 shaynes dancing and the song= best combo
I love how keith has a problem with everyone "making stuff up" when that was literally his first point 😂😂 love this group
shane: what did wearn today?
me as mom is walking by : Sex is the answer for a lot of things
mom mumbling : you got that right
me now scarred for life : .. .
ErykahPerfectlyImperfect LOL same.
😂
I imagine your face folds into 27 different layers.. haha
Technically tired and sleepy are different things. We just use them interchangeably but they are different
I miss when they used to play games like this
That intro was all over the place ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩️↪️⤴️⤵️
But I'm living for it😂
0:06 in and the Koah is already strong in this one. I love.
dust feathers pepper
in the next smosh lab olivia should set shayne's hair on fire
yes
Emma Dickinson ha-ha that would be lit😂.... ha get it because its fire............. I need friends. 😔
Love Olivia's answer to 'Celebrities who shouldn't be'.
7:44
My head went straight to
Uh
Oh
stinky
Olivia is so cute, so sweet, but she's also hot... I'm in love
and weird as fuck
Erbmon Odillepa i like her outfit in this episdoe too ;)
Erbmon Odillepa and a little braindead but still loveable
Jelly Vision
Erbmon Odillepa yelly vision i thought i was the only one
so im not a creepy perv
OK we gotta talk about this. Tired does not equal to sleepy.
it doesn't? i thought it did.
@@macurys you can be tired from running but not sleepy.
@@jucctin5243 ah thats true thanks
True.. Sleepy is tired.. But tired isn't always sleepy
Since Shane won he should have been able to shock courtny Olivia you were a very good sport good job love all you guys and your videos
For all the shartney fans that couldn’t find Courtney falling and grabbing shayne 0:10
Nina Hughes you goddess
That's funny
things that make u sneeze!
1)Feather
2)Cold
3)when ur trying to be cute (cute sneeze tho)
Shourney! Is... Goals!!!
Keith would the type of person to cry after playing Uno if someone would give him a +4
3 things that make me sneeze: dust, flowers and paper
Olivia looks amazing in this video...
Shane at 16:45 through 16:47 😂😂
Courtney= are you from the revolutionary war?!
Me= ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!!!!!..........
Does anyone else love Shane’s laugh?! It just makes my day.
I can’t believe Courtney said Oklahoma as one of her states