helping my viewers rizz girls, but its a speedrun
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- čas přidán 10. 12. 2022
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That “I wanna talk slow your horses” had me dead💀💀
Like why tf he had the horse emoji💀💀
@@domtoretto5887 💀💀💀💀
this nigga add an emoji to every sentence like it’s a period ☠️☠️
@@moneymakinmitch8130 fr bro😭😭😭😭
stop it thy scallywag
eli needs to have his own category of negative rizz 💀
But bro still pulling 😂
@@Change685 pulling what????
"whats your favorite color"
I'm reaching eli levels of rizz
@@Change685 bc hes not ugly if tht nigga was hed be finished 😂
We’ve all learnt a valuable lesson today, never, NEVER let Eli cook. 💀
''let me get them digitals''🤣💀
@@inkscopez6070 H town baby
@@inkscopez6070u look phenomenal 😂😂
@@looneyeditz01 wow slow your horses🐴🏰
@@looneyeditz01 Jesus Christ is king he’s the only way to heaven he loves you he wants to forgive you he’s coming soon we need to repent from our sin John 14:6 Romans 10:9 John 13:7 Philipians 4:13
Whoever sent the girls that max was doing this and ruined it is actually a walking L
Frr
they literally found him through max stream
fr
Whoever sent the girls that max was doing this and ruined it is actually a walking L
@@redwolfie4156 did u just copy bros comment?💀
Eli gotta be the the most rizz repellent asf 💀
Eli comin for u next💀
@@talon2329 ohhhh nahhhh 😭
Wyd up?
@@talon2329 bless
fr (with rizz)
Eli’s rizz is CATASTROPHIC☠️☠️
😂😂😂😂😂
nahhhh 💀💀 it's disastrous 💀💀
Phenomenal
It’s DETRIMENTAL 💀☠️
🪦
the amount of times that i dropped my head in disbelief during this video is unethical
fr fr
There's no way this is real😭i could barely watch this
Real asf 😭😭
🙋♂️🙋♂️
"What's ur favorite color" ABSOLUTELY KILLED THE SHIT OUT OF ME HOLY FUCK
ON MEEEE
There is No way this man is a actual human somewhere on earth☠️
Dawg this dude made me feel like I could do better 💀
hold your horses 🐴
He goes to my school😂
@@Drewz2x is he tall
@@jjso4552 he’s not 6’4 prolly like 5’9 lmao
I never knew someone could have so much negative rizz 💀💀
i fumble every bag😈
hold your horses 🐴
@@boman2822 MY TWIN
wait till you see me 💯
bro this guy messaged like a million girls 😂
14:04 “I got BALL, B A A L” got my dyin lmaooo
Had me in tears
Bald lmfaoooooo 🗣️🗣️
this was probably one of the most funny videos I've seen this year💀💀💀
"Let eli cook" then proceeds to write the goofiest rizz 😂😂
why'd they let his ass cook 🤣
😂😂
who let bro cook 💀
@@snaz2449 Jesse
I’d really appreciate it if you check out my single “RiZZ”. It’s a great song that’s very fun and easy to sing and dance to. czcams.com/video/wc0esxG_vnY/video.html
how does max come up with these terrible pick up lines, and yet eli somehow manages to send an even worse text
frfr, makes it all funny tho
It's so funny bro 🤣
He is trolling he is funny asf
no fr
I wanna talk slow your horses 🐴
watching Eli cook with max is like watching gordon ramsay yell at a chef
bruh we need a part 2 of this shit im cryin
Oh shit nathatan zed you are a crazy guy bruh
One of the most entertaining vids I've ever watched deadass
I laughed the entire video
Funniest vid ive seen
Actually this shit is so hilarious
same
Max is him
Max got more patience than me, I woulda screamed at that dude about not listening way earlier
1000th like
Bro is instinctively selling the bag
@@rashid2194no he was making the vid more funny. Him saying shit like whats your fav color was funny asf
@@jogobetter he made it funny fr but he has no rizz
Max seriously, you're one of the funniest people on CZcams, I'm so fucking glad I found your page
this is why im subscribed to him 😂 helpin out his community every once in a while. his game is good too lmao, girls love when dudes text like this
"i wanna talk slow your horses" Medieval ass rizz
king arthur ahh 😭
@@axzcel7135 lmfaoooo
@@axzcel7135 nah not arthur😭
@@flameboik1424 😭
Nigga thats Ancient rizz 💀💀💀
We have to respect that eli was so selfless that he decided to take all the bad rizz from the world so we can all have W rizz
Damn bros a real one💯
@@angelpangel9669 fr
@@angelpangel9669 yessir
wdym we? i got the worst rizz on earth
You know u ain’t got no W rizz 😂
This thread funniest yt vid I seen in a minute bruh😂😂😂. Keep up the good work
18:26 "I know it's speed rizz, but that's harassment" got me dead
8:53 “you look phenomenal” he gotta have the worst rizz imaginable
But still have more rizz then u
@@Oogabooga08 than * corny ass ng
@@Oogabooga08 Eli alt account?
@@Oogabooga08 lol
😂😂😂
13:36
Girl: “Whatchu on”
Max: you gotta be specific
Eli: “The phone girl”
That sent me to another dimension 😭😭😭
😭😭😭 Dude rizz so bad
That shit had me choking on my fruitopia 💀
he so weird and corny like omg 😭
"BAAL"
This the kinda therapist we all need
What we doin throughout the movie? "Watch the fucking movie"
Whenever I think I used to be the most down bad man on this planet, I watch this video and I realize I wasn't that bad.
he jus trollin
@@666diyor surely
@@s6x he is he goes to a couple people in the comments school including me
@@xavier9437 is he white?
same
eli's rizz needs to be studied 💀
Yh in Area 51💀
@@cyro60fps79 nah that killed me🤣🤣🤣
@@cyro60fps79 HAHAHA
Fr in some kinda mental institute 💀
Its like a mf uncurable disease😭🙏
You look PHENOMENAL that had me somewhere dead😂
Max face sent my though unwelcoming pain 😂
The "you're illiterate" part though. You got me cracking throughout bruh. Love your energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got mad respect for Eli for doin this, even tho he said sum goofy shit 💀
Nigga had some many red flags in his text
@@GuyVick that's what harassment rizz gets you
bro got a contract with the goofy devil💀
He is trolling he is funny asf
Max the rizzard of Oz
Rizzly bear
Rizzard is crazy 💀😭
Electro rizzard
mike rizzowski
Dende Time
i havent laugh so hard right now in a while after watching this man tryna help this dude rizz some girls😂
haven't laughed this hard on a youtube video love these typa vids
10:59 "let me get ur digitals " had me dying
yo let me get them digitals boi
@@dylanbonixe5201"I'm from the H town baby"
My therapist: The negative rizz goblin isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
This dude in the corner: “What’s your favorite color”
Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂
it was funnny bro that's w rizz
“ Can i get your digits?”
I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@vampxo222 Oml I’m dead
this is the greatest video of all time i’m dying the whole time
I love your reactions whenever Eli did something wrong😂😂😂😂😂😂
the “i got bald” line had me crying for at least 10 minutes straight ☠️☠️
"B A A L"
Bro goes “OH EH- OOH
Fr, ain’t no way he wrote “I got bald” deleted it, and then wrote “I got bald” again 💀💀
@@joshmathew7551 😭😭😭😭
"U got that sex offender rizz"💀💀💀
bro has ted bundy rizz
@@bobby8303 Nah Ted Bundy had great rizz problem is he was a pyscho murderer
Nigga cooked and burned the whole shit down 💀
bro has dora the explorer rizz
Nah😭💀
Bro whenever max getting mad at Eli made me die laugh, im being so fr🤣😆
We need another speed run bruh gotta run that pt 2!🐐
Bro said "slow your horses 🐴" 💀
Ik 💀💀💀
Shit was so faygo😹
timestamp?
timestamp
@@ratuldhakal1262 9:36
5:59
Eli: I thought it was all love?
Max: *confused* What ?
Eli: Because look at her name
😹got me weakkk
Nah that was the one valid thing he said this whole video
@@trynagocrayz12 that shit corny
@@itsjustgoose1221 frfr .
@@sody2291 doesn’t matter if it’s corny it’s gonna make her laugh
we need more of these max please 😭😭😭😭😭
we need more of this frl
Theoretically it's impossible to have negative rizz, but eli just proved its possible.
ya the amount of bags fumbled is flabbergasting
@@basilscorpion2151 9:14 was me seeing eli try to rizz. Bro took go for it a lil too serious
Max will tell him exactly what to say and he will find a way to mess it up im crying
slow your horses 🐴
bald vs ball
6:54 bro went straight for the smoke. Max looked so disappointed🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched😂😂
Max please do more of this series this shit funny as fuck 💀
Nah actually tho, I’m fucking crying man this shits too funny
FR
This too funny my guy. We definitely needa part 2 to see how Eli was able to cook by himself. Ngl Highkey I bet 80% of them accounts that were messaging him were guys from the stream catfishing😂
Fr💀💀💀
Computerized comment
Bro this is the funniest video I’ve seen
the first guy had me laughin so badd!!😆🤣🤣😂
Never knew he was a rizz teacher👀
this man needs to be scientifically studied this amount of girls with 0 rizz is absurd ngl
Fr
Yet he got h0es waiting for him, in my case after i put everything i tried including my pfp, not even a single girl tried to text me, just bots bro 😢 and i truly want to know why
@@palolo381post pictures
@@palolo381 How you looked at Eli? He just has unspoken rizz till he starts speaking
@@Vari-lg8oe yes but why should i have rizz if not even a single girl is willing to listen to me
never seen a video of yours but you funny asl fr
Yooo this was funny as shiii yo this had me dying lmaoooooo
It genuinely surprises me with the amount of negative rizz this guy has girls are still throwing themselves at him, wtf am I doing wrong 😭😭
Bro, he got looks. What do you mean
He a good looking guy
it''s because his @ was on the stream lmfao
He a good looking 🥷
He got the looks but no rizz and I got the rizz and no looks ong
you ugly prob xD
That rizz was absolutely atrocious had me about to have at the verge of tears
horrendous
outrageous rizz😹
this is one of the funniest vids ive ever watched
Bro got so many females in his dms
But has horrendous rizz😭😭😭
Probably his looks then even tho he sounds like he look like Logan from sml
deadass
@@Playboimatrix200 fr fr . But it was interesting to watch
@@semsyszn if it's plaqueboymax it's most likely gonna be entertaining to watch
they're all dudes watching the stream lmfao except that girl Leen
The rizzler, the rizzard of oz, the boy who cried rizz, rizzky reels, rizzlemania, queen erizzabeth, rizzly bear, Hall of rizz, rizzardio, George rizzington, Abraham rizz
Five nights at rizz
@@gt-hoverclown3338 😐
@@boiyeets7376 ratio, “boiYeets”……
Adolf Rizzler
Adolf rizzler
Bro was killing me ngl💀
Nah im laughing way too hard rn i gotta subscribe
Bro this was the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in so long 😭
That’s the same thing I said 🤣🤣
I haven’t genuinely laughed in a while. I love you for making me laugh
"160 likes and no replies?? Lemme fix that" -🤓🤓
ur a shitter@@_svra_
PLS DO MORE OF THESE IS FYE I LAUGH SO HARD
Bro gotta be the main character to stumble this much and STILL win.
idk if eli playing a character or not but this genuinely entertaining as hell
He is but whatever, it’s so funny
@@huntingq5252yeah he was trolling and made it funny but now people are making fun of him
Eli got that rizzstraining order 💀💀💀
Bro got the looks but not the rizz reminds me of someone familiar😭
BRO THIS THE BEST CZcamsR BRO HAD ME ON THE FLOOR🤣
"u makin me nervous u look *PHENOMENAL*'' 💀
This man is the definition of who let him cook
bro was about to say she look phenomenal 😭
max should have let him cook
I was dying when I saw that 😂😂😂
💀
We now know to never, never, NEVER let Eli cook
Eli the type of guy to reply politely hand over those digital cell phone numbers after the text message “where you at” 💀
you don't know how pissed I felt everytime Eli tried to say something
"Can you help me study?" Had me dying
18:07
Bro was sliding into bars with that rizz.
This actually one the the funniest vids I’ve ever seen
this stream had me crying
Which stream was it
the "i got bald" 💀 14:02
💀💀💀💀💀
07:06 "you writing novels " had me dead 😂😂😂
rewatched ts vid tday and damn near died😭😭😭
Max: u got this bro
Eli: "Can you help me study"
😂😂🤣🤣
Bruh I'm a girl and this has made me realise how difficult it is for guys to text girls omg
RS
Not really, depends on the guy and his experience
I like to be spontaneous, like it is what it is
@@anisexpert4604 how do you be spontaneous
Nah it's not I just be me
I swear max be off a perc when he doing these vids bro 😂😂
“we gon see wakanda” goodnight this video has me in tears
max had a lot of patience for him😂😂
I don’t think there’d be someone out there with worse rizz than me💀💀💀💀
"Did i stutter?" aggressive asf for no reason 😂
Lmao this got me rolling. If chat didn't snitch, Eli would have gotten the W
I love how he tried slapping Eli through the camera multiple times but quickly remembered it isnt possible
9:23 "Maybe she'll post me" LMFAOO why he say it like that
plot twist eli was acting like that on purpose when the cameras are off he's a rizz lord
i grew up playin basketball at the park with this mans😂😂
to this day I use this as a reference to my friends on how to not get rizz and what key points to not do. Eli, I hope those girls helped you find out what to do better cuz god damn you sold for 28 minutes straight.