Karl Pilkington - Half Man Half Biscuit

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
  • Karl hasn't heard of the band, obviously.
    "Mr. Garibaldi!"

Komentáře • 136

  • @paullyknowles
    @paullyknowles Před 6 lety +97

    There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets.

  • @wrotebydogs
    @wrotebydogs Před 12 lety +46

    Gervais should listen to Half Man Half Biscuit in order to discover what brilliant, biting social satire sounds like. When he can come up with something a quarter as funny as 'Help me Mrs Medlicott, I don't know what to do. I've only got three bullets and there's four of Motley Crue, - well, he won't be able to, will he?

    • @metalli07
      @metalli07 Před 2 lety +2

      John peel possibly beat that repeating the line from some band I forget but could look up but can't be bothered; "send my giro to Cairo"

  • @DjallelDerbal
    @DjallelDerbal Před 9 lety +80

    "...Never goes swimming" hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha ! Karl is so funny !

  • @Jaoric
    @Jaoric Před 11 lety +60

    Quite possibly the best band in the world - Nigel Blackwell is a true genius

    • @yatesy117
      @yatesy117 Před rokem +3

      "There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets" lyrical genius 😄😄😄

  • @moyajc
    @moyajc Před 13 lety +15

    "never goes swimming", one of those golden moments that put Karl above Gervais as a comedian. Gervais didn't even get it which I think says it all. Mind you if he had have done he'd have probably had stroke...

  • @marcuswall3857
    @marcuswall3857 Před 20 dny

    Real knobs! Best band ever to come out of Merseyside.
    'I didn't take much time convincing her
    Baby I'm from the Wirral peninsula'
    Pure genius for decades, not years

  • @DragonsRule02
    @DragonsRule02 Před 13 lety +14

    Ricky's laugh is the best thing ever

  • @SmoothCriimiinal
    @SmoothCriimiinal Před 11 lety +7

    Never goes swimming - Probably the best comment I have ever ever heard...

  • @fugazigil2811
    @fugazigil2811 Před 3 lety +10

    Gervais was laughing at Karl's confusion, rather than the actual band

  • @DavidTizzard
    @DavidTizzard Před 2 lety +3

    I'm just here clicking like on every comment that says, "Mr. Garibaldi"
    lmao

  • @tigerboy1966
    @tigerboy1966 Před 13 lety +18

    Talent vs Genius. Ricky Gervaise's entire career vs the first two songs on "Cammell Laird Social Club". No contest. Game over.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit
    @youxknowxyouxluvxit Před 13 lety +6

    "Never goes swimming." LMFAOO

  • @yatesy117
    @yatesy117 Před 2 lety +4

    Mr Garibaldi!!!

  • @M1K3YC
    @M1K3YC Před 5 lety +6

    Mr. Garabaldi

  • @muttymeme
    @muttymeme Před 7 lety +8

    Biscuit are best Post punk new wave dada, and even the band don't know it.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit
    @youxknowxyouxluvxit Před 13 lety +3

    "never goes swimming" hahahah best bit

  • @olimcfc
    @olimcfc Před 12 lety +9

    He has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox

  • @GriefTourist
    @GriefTourist Před 13 lety +47

    if you are over 35 and have never heard of HMHB you must qualify as some sort of knob

    • @thenewyorkpauls
      @thenewyorkpauls Před 6 lety +4

      GriefTourist Or someone from outside the UK.

    • @yatesy117
      @yatesy117 Před 6 lety +1

      Except Karl!

    • @michaelyip8510
      @michaelyip8510 Před 6 lety +2

      Is it me or could you kick Ricky Gervais’ head in?

    • @edwardv1255
      @edwardv1255 Před 4 lety

      I've never heard if them, granted I'm 30 and not from the UK. I've heard this clip tens of times and never knew it was a proper band (I always imagined some 17-18yo scousers in a basement (them now working in offices, much in the same fashion as Paul TPA Parker) sending a hopeful email to XFM). So this comment section is a big surprise to me.

    • @queenbeekeeper
      @queenbeekeeper Před 3 lety +2

      Well, I've heard of them (and love them!) and I am 12,000 miles away in NZ.

  • @wrotebydogs
    @wrotebydogs Před 12 lety +15

    @cfcolly The Office was great. His stand up is lazy and dull. Really, listen to Half Man Half Biscuit. It's funnier by far than anything Gervais has ever come up with. How about 'I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles. As the bootleg Mark Chapman'. Quality, mate.

  • @sonicbooomboy
    @sonicbooomboy Před 8 lety +29

    Merchant/Gervais HMHB are not a joke or novelty band.

    • @wallerpaul70
      @wallerpaul70 Před 7 lety +5

      Biscuit boys are brilliant and funny.

    • @thenewyorkpauls
      @thenewyorkpauls Před 6 lety +1

      Their fame is restricted within the UK so you can forgive the mistake. When asked who Blur are most Americans would respond “that woohoo band from the football scores?”

    • @jackharkins1689
      @jackharkins1689 Před 6 lety +1

      Satisfying the bloodlust of the people in peace time.

    • @blahblahwhatblahblah
      @blahblahwhatblahblah Před 6 lety +1

      Last time I checked, Merchant and Gervais weren't American, so they have no excuse!

    • @JakeWilliams283
      @JakeWilliams283 Před 5 lety +2

      He’s not laughing at the band name he’s laughing at Karl’s excitement and stupidness thinking there was a real half man half biscuit

  • @Itoldyousoproduction
    @Itoldyousoproduction Před 13 lety +3

    Mr. Garibaldi 1:25 XD

  • @N3V3RSAYD13
    @N3V3RSAYD13 Před 11 lety +3

    i had a laugh just at the picture

  • @therealchriswheelie
    @therealchriswheelie Před 12 lety

    DamoSuzuki100, you are someone after my own heart. Thank you =:0)

  • @caspar_gomez
    @caspar_gomez Před 6 měsíci

    mr garibaldi > never goes swimming

  • @cfcolly
    @cfcolly Před 12 lety +1

    @wrotebydogs Ricky's one of the best stand up comics we've got. Most other English standup's have a lot of respect for his writing. Plus extras was brilliant and the christmas special was one of the best pieces of comedy that year. theres to much shit on TV now days

    • @invisibleoc
      @invisibleoc Před 2 lety

      "Most other English standup's (sic) have a lot of respect for his writing" - citation needed.

  • @KVille
    @KVille Před 14 lety +2

    Everyone's doing the 'Ricky Gervias' stance maybe or Fucking hell it's Karl Pilkington

  • @HoneyMike
    @HoneyMike Před 13 lety

    I love his face at the start of the video

  • @alex-E7WHU
    @alex-E7WHU Před 4 lety +1

    OOOHH-OOOHH PICALILLI SHINPADS.. 🤣

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs Před 14 lety +4

    Currents for eyes lol

  • @vladamirrrr
    @vladamirrrr Před 13 lety

    i lol'd just by reading the title :)

  • @gosiman
    @gosiman Před 11 lety

    Just brilliant!

  • @EJS-7
    @EJS-7 Před 5 lety

    i think about this a lot

  • @DANNYsosick
    @DANNYsosick Před 12 lety

    Art Brut; TOP OF THE POPS!!!

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  Před 13 lety +1

    @AdamskiFTW I was referring to Gervais revealing himself to be an oblivious, bullying twat in general.

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  Před 13 lety +1

    @floboskifilms Whichever minorities he can cram into 'awkward' situations.

  • @yavehsuarez9392
    @yavehsuarez9392 Před 5 lety +5

    They cloned a man with a biscuit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @internetmale
    @internetmale Před 12 lety

    3 professional comedians who've never heard of half man half biscuit. hurry the fuck up Impending Heat Death Of The Universe

  • @AimeeLuLines
    @AimeeLuLines Před 13 lety

    @Pwecko and @Furkin... listen you're both complete legends with your wiity arguement.
    Cheered me up :] Agree to both be angry intelligent people and move on, you fucking beautys!

  • @pinkrabbithappiness
    @pinkrabbithappiness Před 12 lety

    I think it must have been something to do with copyright, BlackdollarBills and someone else have taken theirs down too

  • @Sleck06
    @Sleck06 Před 13 lety

    @Pinskip2 thought i was the only one who caught that

  • @rockandroll4567
    @rockandroll4567 Před 12 lety

    look up the ricky gervais show. funniest thing ever. it has karl pilkington.

  • @gomaustin
    @gomaustin Před 7 lety

    Randy biscuit turners gone into overdrive...

  • @ElmuO9
    @ElmuO9 Před 12 lety

    @AhzidDiin Yeah that really sucks...He will be missed

  • @AnsemsApprentice
    @AnsemsApprentice Před 14 lety

    @Pwecko How many comedians have you come across?

  • @SmoothCriimiinal
    @SmoothCriimiinal Před 12 lety

    never goes swimming

  • @mc4566
    @mc4566 Před 13 lety

    @ScumOfTheRoad It's you. I've only ever heard Karl laugh once.

  • @awkwardsean5141
    @awkwardsean5141 Před 7 lety +1

    ELEVATE!

  • @vdbn78
    @vdbn78 Před 13 lety

    Great how they pretend Karl's stupid! When he's a Sony Award winning radio producer!!!11

  • @1234514
    @1234514 Před 12 lety

    As opposed to Total Biscuit?

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko Před 13 lety

    @TheMaTaTa212 I don't remember taking the exam!

  • @betaville72
    @betaville72 Před 12 lety

    'Haff Man Haff Biscuit?'

  • @Brascofarian
    @Brascofarian Před 6 lety +2

    20 years after it was first made, Ricky Gervais splits his sides upon hearing.

  • @oliverconroy6894
    @oliverconroy6894 Před 3 lety

    Manmoths?

  • @Renzsu
    @Renzsu Před 11 lety +4

    Hah, mr. Gullibaldy

    • @liamdhardy
      @liamdhardy Před 5 lety +1

      *Mr Garibaldi, as in the biscuits.

  • @BillyLow1000
    @BillyLow1000 Před 12 lety

    Who is Carl Pilkington ? Never heard of the fella ?

  • @TheMetalCat
    @TheMetalCat Před 13 lety

    never go swimmin

  • @joiedeceivre
    @joiedeceivre Před 11 lety +4

    NOT A NOVELTY BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cfcolly
    @cfcolly Před 12 lety +1

    @PS3Vids10 Actually, Karl hates all that stuff, he's told Ricky and Steve he never wants to do another series of idiot because he hates the stuff they make him do, also, he hasn't personally made that much, certainly not a fortune, apparently ricky has some kind of hold over it so karl doesn't get really rich and ruin his amazing outlook on life with is such a money spinner

  • @joecul123
    @joecul123 Před 14 lety

    Why does he say ... I never go swimming at the end lmao?

  • @SADRecs
    @SADRecs Před 13 lety

    @ScumOfTheRoad
    Karl never laughs! and about 90% of the time he isn't joking.
    Ricky is the one thats laughing.

  • @oPhillo
    @oPhillo Před 13 lety

    never gonna go swimming.. rofl

  • @quaid667
    @quaid667 Před 13 lety

    Nigel Blackwell and Karl Pilkington do look a bit similar

  • @Johnwightyful
    @Johnwightyful Před 12 lety

    Quite.

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  Před 13 lety

    @quaid667 Karl looks like Gaddafi's son.

  • @jimmyrimmer82
    @jimmyrimmer82 Před 13 lety

    @Pwecko
    Agreed. Marchant is the funny one. Gervais' humour is just nasty.

  • @KrytenMark
    @KrytenMark Před 12 lety

    "Mr. Gullibaldy!" XD

  • @alliasneo
    @alliasneo Před 13 lety +1

    I don't get the 'never go swimming' line? Is it because Ricky said about currents for eyes but Karl thought current as in water current? lol

  • @kvncnrd
    @kvncnrd Před 13 lety

    @TheMetalCat ....he could never go swimmin...

  • @5ynthesizerpatel
    @5ynthesizerpatel Před 12 lety

    is it just me or does Karl Pilkington look a lot like Pierre Woodman to you?

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  Před 12 lety +1

    That'll bring the perverts out into the open. (Yes, he does a bit.)

  • @KrytenMark
    @KrytenMark Před 11 lety +1

    Oh, I see! Silly me. I assumed he was cleverly combining 'gullible' with 'baldy'. ^^;

  • @SticFig
    @SticFig Před 13 lety

    lol youtube comment fights.

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko Před 14 lety

    @CRAZYPADDY2008 Can I do any better? Yes, I can do that, but I don't really want to. (Half Man Half Biscuit fans will know what I'm talking about).
    No one cares about your opinion either, Paddy, but at least they can understand what I'm writing. Have a nice day.

  • @therealchriswheelie
    @therealchriswheelie Před 11 lety

    Blimey. Where did that come from? Have I offended your delicate sensibilities by mocking the man with whom you are in love?

  • @cfcolly
    @cfcolly Před 12 lety

    @scallyhunter troll...

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko Před 13 lety

    @TheMaTaTa212 Just trying to be helpful, mate. If you'd like some English lessons, let me know, OK?

  • @SAMagic
    @SAMagic Před 13 lety

    @Astralentity73 You have got serious issues.

  • @cfcolly
    @cfcolly Před 12 lety

    @wrotebydogs if you think Ricky isn't sunny you obviously have no understanding of comedy or a very strange sense of humour

  • @ratfaceable
    @ratfaceable Před 11 lety +1

    he looks like lars ulrich fact

  • @FSMnoodle
    @FSMnoodle Před 13 lety

    Joke novelty band? HMHB more than that surely?

  • @lnc0
    @lnc0 Před 12 lety +1

    It's clichéd to be cynical about a famous comedian

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko Před 13 lety

    @TheMaTaTa212 Oh dear, you've done it again.. That should be 'you're Australian', not 'your australian'. What makes you think I'm Australian? No, I'm English. I used to teach English as a foreign language, so I wouldn't have any problem teaching you. Actually, I'm withdrawing my offer. You have the wrong attitude. Good luck with everything you do.

  • @Barracuda007
    @Barracuda007 Před 11 lety

    XD

  • @ianmc42
    @ianmc42 Před 4 lety +1

    Joke, Novelty band? Obviously they've never listened to HMHB. Or, are to thick to appreciate the sardonic whit. Or they're jealous 'cos they're not as funny.

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  Před 13 lety +1

    @PS3Vids10 I don't really care, to be honest. Karl is already rich. I'd rather Ricky Gervais stopped using minorities as punchlines. Apart from anything else, it's lazy.

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  Před 13 lety +2

    @dougandmanny Again, I'm not referring to how Ricky treats Karl. He rips into minorities and hides behind irony. He's an oblivious twat who's so far removed from real life he doesn't realise how his lazy shit affects people. It took the mother of disabled children to burst out crying on national radio for him to shit himself and apologise. If he could justify his weak shit he wouldn't need to apologise.

  • @therealchriswheelie
    @therealchriswheelie Před 12 lety

    I'd rather actually literally 'look up' Ricky Gervais for a laugh.

    • @thenewyorkpauls
      @thenewyorkpauls Před 6 lety +1

      therealchriswheelie A cursory glance at your youtube profile exposes you as quite the lonely kid indeed.

  • @Rodan100
    @Rodan100 Před 7 lety

    Fantastic fail.

  • @MRROBBIEWATTS
    @MRROBBIEWATTS Před 6 lety +4

    Gervias.... so unfunny

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko Před 14 lety

    Ricky Gervais is the least funny comedian I've ever come across.