New Girl's SCHMIDT / Max Greenfield's Funniest Moments Season 1 Part 2

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  • More of Schmidt's hilarious moments from Season 1.
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Komentáře • 136

  • @likeacatlick5799
    @likeacatlick5799 Před 3 lety +918

    Find out where Winston gets his sparkle..and steal it 😂😂

  • @hongkongfui04
    @hongkongfui04 Před 3 lety +550

    "Schmidt, if you come back to us, i let you clean my room."
    "The white whale??"
    😂

  • @markcollinsage45
    @markcollinsage45 Před 5 lety +1589

    Judaism son

    • @karajohnson572
      @karajohnson572 Před 4 lety +5

      dot hog 😂😂😂

    • @lacondrathompson1747
      @lacondrathompson1747 Před 3 lety +5

      00:07+00:08 he sounds like a black guy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cain896
      @cain896 Před 2 lety +1

      Nanomachines son!!
      they harden in responsw of physical trauma

  • @karajohnson572
    @karajohnson572 Před 4 lety +580

    “Do the ladies look more like this one, or kinda Nickish?” LMAO

    • @keithsimon6241
      @keithsimon6241 Před 2 lety +26

      I feel like he would fall so hard for a female nick

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 Před 2 lety +15

      @@keithsimon6241 In season 6 he realises CeCe is female Nick, and is quietly thrilled about it 😅💗

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 Před rokem +3

      @liliana I was wrong - it's season 5! 5 x 3Jury Duty :)

    • @keithsimon6241
      @keithsimon6241 Před rokem +2

      @@jaycievictory8461 tbh he would go for regular nick he is a socket too lmao

  • @jarrodoakley6911
    @jarrodoakley6911 Před rokem +112

    “You’re walking like a Disney witch”
    I know it’s not a Schmidt line, but wow. The imagery

  • @kandygarcia747
    @kandygarcia747 Před 5 lety +252

    “schmidt you have a real problem”
    “yeah ... yeah”

  • @georgiaredman7130
    @georgiaredman7130 Před 3 lety +83

    the sad song is one of my fave scenes of all time

  • @laurennyambura9174
    @laurennyambura9174 Před 4 lety +511

    Chut-EN-ey

    • @whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare
      @whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare Před 4 lety +9

      I saw someone spell it "chu-tet-ney" and it made me unreasonably angry. You did good, dude.

    • @shanefrederick7731
      @shanefrederick7731 Před 4 lety +7

      I still say that in my head when I'm eating Indian.

    • @velvetthunder3856
      @velvetthunder3856 Před 4 lety

      @@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare Lol I saw that too 😂😂😂

    • @saraoliver4545
      @saraoliver4545 Před 4 lety

      Efhvhdhgjehfjengurjhrhhgjhgjehgkhgjrhdhfhdhfhkrjgjfnkdjdnfhd

  • @adolphus28
    @adolphus28 Před 3 lety +353

    Schmidt could do no wrong in the first couple of seasons.

  • @DA-vw1hu
    @DA-vw1hu Před 3 lety +89

    7:23 You...I will NEVER give up

  • @Stephie0020
    @Stephie0020 Před 4 lety +90

    Driving Moccasins gets me every time

  • @MsWatermonkey
    @MsWatermonkey Před 4 lety +246

    Lowkey, if my roommate messed with my expensive coffee grinder , I would be pissed too!

    • @SoulSonder26
      @SoulSonder26 Před 2 lety +14

      I'm sorry to say this, but Jess is low-key [but by far, imo] the worst main character.

    • @flochforster22
      @flochforster22 Před 2 lety +13

      @@SoulSonder26 Nah, Jess is high-key, by far the worst character on New Girl. Schmidt, Winston, Coach, Nick and Cece carry this show. She isn't funny, she has a know-it-all attitude, and I found her very annoying most of the time.
      The coffee grinder thing, spending Nick's money without his consent, she made her roommates not eat because she told them she was gonna have two Thanksgiving dinners separately for her mom and then for her dad, and then she throws the turkey into the sink after her childish tantrum about getting her parents together who she doesn't even live with anymore. There are countless other things that make her so damn annoying and she contributes nothing to the shows comedy.
      When she went off to jury duty for a few episodes in a later season, I didn't even notice her absence because she contributes nothing to the show.

    • @FDGoonerocks
      @FDGoonerocks Před rokem +5

      @@flochforster22 come on jess was kind of a stabiliser, she’s supposed to be a bit annoying but kind

    • @talldude1412
      @talldude1412 Před rokem +1

      ​@@flochforster22 you have to have a straight-man character, or else it's just absurdity. She does suck kind of, but not enough to be super annoyed by.

  • @pauljackson2473
    @pauljackson2473 Před 2 lety +81

    The best character on this show.

  • @MrPhilthy08
    @MrPhilthy08 Před 3 lety +67

    “Depending on how much salmon he’s had” hahaha

  • @darrelldemarest3502
    @darrelldemarest3502 Před 4 lety +123

    He said, he had a package.... For Schmidt!!

  • @LonaM4E
    @LonaM4E Před 6 lety +338

    Oh my god, thank you! He is hilarious! I'm having the best time rewatching this!

  • @shanefrederick7731
    @shanefrederick7731 Před 4 lety +71

    Parkour! kills me every time

  • @keithsimon6241
    @keithsimon6241 Před 2 lety +44

    Your making me cry with your emotions

  • @antoniosimoni7170
    @antoniosimoni7170 Před 4 lety +57

    Everyone: Silent
    Schmidt: TWENTY-NINE

  • @estebanquinones5918
    @estebanquinones5918 Před rokem +21

    "This is the LLS ladies love Schmidt"
    "What?! Dollar in the jar now!"

  • @justinrichards5746
    @justinrichards5746 Před 3 lety +62

    “I have my slipiest Loafers on”

  • @samboh8580
    @samboh8580 Před 5 lety +185

    Youth's!!!!!

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 Před 2 lety +26

    Irish walking cape?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @koleslaw7566
    @koleslaw7566 Před 4 lety +308

    Any true new girl watcher knows this video is inverted lol great highlight reel nonetheless

    • @ashwinsnmv
      @ashwinsnmv Před 4 lety +67

      I think anyone with a brain can identify that without being a fan

    • @joeybear5707
      @joeybear5707 Před 4 lety +8

      I bet Koleslaw is super fun at parties

    • @Onorrie
      @Onorrie Před 4 lety +1

      Shut up

    • @raizereaper4697
      @raizereaper4697 Před 3 lety

      The first seen she is a right hand drive

    • @DA-vw1hu
      @DA-vw1hu Před 3 lety +5

      That’s why it is still up, won’t get flagged

  • @jwanilrules
    @jwanilrules Před rokem +11

    "wanna party with harvardi" 💀🤣

  • @Jesuschrystler123
    @Jesuschrystler123 Před 4 lety +53

    Wanna party with Havarti? 😂

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious Před 5 lety +83

    I love the sad song 😂😂😂

  • @theodorito1478
    @theodorito1478 Před 2 lety +16

    21:51 XD
    "Lady Cecilia you have entered the order of the round chamber''
    ''Im gonna leave im gonna get my back-"
    'Im gonna stay''
    'Damn nasty Cece"

  • @KairiJe
    @KairiJe Před 4 lety +326

    Twenty noine!

  • @drewwilliams662
    @drewwilliams662 Před 2 lety +14

    "We're not talking about coffee........are we?"

  • @jalynroberson3459
    @jalynroberson3459 Před 4 lety +57

    I need the sad song as my ringtone🙌🏾❤️🔥

  • @marytheresa1943
    @marytheresa1943 Před 6 lety +54

    THE-SCHMIDT-STER!!!! WORD UP!!!! Max Greenfield-Really Talented and Hilarious!!!!!!!

  • @nicolas7559
    @nicolas7559 Před 4 lety +37

    thumbs up are deserved for the intro alone!

  • @BaldursPicketFence
    @BaldursPicketFence Před 2 lety +12

    You're walking like a Disney witch! 😂

  • @boybyrdy
    @boybyrdy Před 2 lety +19

    Schmidt is a lesbian and I can say that with confidence!

  • @coachsam3223
    @coachsam3223 Před 4 lety +28

    Croquet Cleats 😂😂😂😂

  • @madisondeitch8053
    @madisondeitch8053 Před 2 lety +8

    You're walking like a Disney witch.🤣🤣🤣

  • @ewaj2603
    @ewaj2603 Před 3 lety +16

    Nick Miller Nick Miller from the streets of Chicago

  • @lizarinorv2826
    @lizarinorv2826 Před 6 lety +155

    You gotta let the jokes end even if they aren't schmidt's, man

  • @nicolas7559
    @nicolas7559 Před 6 lety +58

    an afterbirth aint an afterbirth with some Schmidt up in there!

  • @gloriav7646
    @gloriav7646 Před rokem +9

    I need the Sad Song as a ringtone

  • @superaustin151
    @superaustin151 Před 2 lety +5

    Schmidt told me this was the front door

  • @constanzamanto7565
    @constanzamanto7565 Před 2 lety +8

    7:21 best moment

  • @divinefeminine8427
    @divinefeminine8427 Před rokem +6

    29!…29!…29!…🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @makaylawallis1884
    @makaylawallis1884 Před 4 lety +51

    So does the cheese thing he does on Cece work or nah

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 Před 3 lety +10

      How do you think there are so many French people 😏

  • @lhashmii
    @lhashmii Před 5 lety +37

    I miss this show the times, fuck man life is depressing

  • @victorarreola
    @victorarreola Před rokem +5

    How much money is in that jar?😂

  • @Laurel1968
    @Laurel1968 Před 15 dny

    Laughed so hard!

  • @Supasweet77
    @Supasweet77 Před 3 lety +7

    0:56 Lamorne is giving very much little brother of Mahershala Ali

  • @DA-vw1hu
    @DA-vw1hu Před 3 lety +16

    17:54 I have my slippiest loafers on

  • @dylanvillarreal4187
    @dylanvillarreal4187 Před rokem +2

    Tweny naEEEIN!

  • @cinnamonroll96
    @cinnamonroll96 Před 2 lety +14

    Sad song had one of the best scenes and then Jess had to ruin it. 😅

  • @TheRowanR1
    @TheRowanR1 Před 4 lety +19

    11:14 is the funniest line

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 Před 4 lety +9

    Frankie myuunyez

  • @crystalhesh1341
    @crystalhesh1341 Před 3 lety +8

    i LOVE SCHMIDT!!!!!

  • @asamwow00
    @asamwow00 Před 3 lety +8

    im a warrior poet man

  • @samfutch8994
    @samfutch8994 Před 3 lety +12

    Youths

  • @khiaratt
    @khiaratt Před 3 lety +7

    29!!!!! 03:50

  • @mndstchai6688
    @mndstchai6688 Před 2 lety +4

    WHAT IS THAT EPISODE WHERE HE AND JESS ARE ON THE BOARDWALK

  • @kentoby664
    @kentoby664 Před 5 lety +28

    22:04 wat the hell is udaime nasty😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Youssef-zo3ls
      @Youssef-zo3ls Před 5 lety +8

      Ken Toby i think it’s “ u damn nasty cece “ pronounced with some Schmidt

  • @Vtaz10
    @Vtaz10 Před 4 lety +8

    He is a cute Lil bro

  • @shaun5497
    @shaun5497 Před 3 lety +2

    Cece! Damnit!

  • @davidthompson1603
    @davidthompson1603 Před 5 lety +7

    Lets have a beer

  • @SuchFinessse
    @SuchFinessse Před měsícem +1

    Youthssssss

  • @xBaristaPaul
    @xBaristaPaul Před rokem +3

    It pisses me off that the whole video is mirrored!!!!!

  • @ley6748
    @ley6748 Před rokem +1

    11:12 LOLL

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman3130 Před 2 lety +6

    Ok but five people using one shower though…

  • @sammaysam8953
    @sammaysam8953 Před rokem +1

    Schmidt is everything I want to be

  • @kartikjain9696
    @kartikjain9696 Před 4 lety +2

    Hahaha

  • @diegosoltero4323
    @diegosoltero4323 Před 5 lety +13

    Sort your files

  • @JoE_Songs
    @JoE_Songs Před rokem +1

    really? 8 fps? 😂 - you -> jar..

  • @kartikjain9696
    @kartikjain9696 Před 4 lety +3

    Haha

  • @kartikjain9696
    @kartikjain9696 Před 4 lety +2

    Hahah

  • @peterpan3022
    @peterpan3022 Před 3 lety +1

    29!!

  • @mmayenejiasa1243
    @mmayenejiasa1243 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ehtepha
    @Ehtepha Před 2 lety

    Jar🤣

  • @liamdurkin7327
    @liamdurkin7327 Před rokem +2

    why are all of these on the opposite side

    • @kellidinit3725
      @kellidinit3725 Před rokem

      I was wondering the same thing. We are getting the mirror effect.

  • @samboh8580
    @samboh8580 Před 5 lety +7

    Jar

  • @shelbyhoopes5865
    @shelbyhoopes5865 Před 3 lety +4

    PARKOUR

  • @malachimuhammad4091
    @malachimuhammad4091 Před 3 lety +4

    Sandalwood always up too no good

  • @deborahl3083
    @deborahl3083 Před rokem +3

    Kinda nickish

  • @weasleyredhair
    @weasleyredhair Před 5 lety +1

    Frankie

  • @stoicdruid2499
    @stoicdruid2499 Před rokem +1

    If a girl comes into my room and jumps on my bed...

  • @rachelcomparetto6472
    @rachelcomparetto6472 Před 2 lety

    Serf**

  • @martygould5114
    @martygould5114 Před 2 lety

    Choppy and backwards

  • @kuki4887
    @kuki4887 Před rokem +1

    Not being racist given I'm also brown but I did not notice winston on the couch for the jar scene till he opened his mouth
    You kissed her

  • @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
    @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp Před 5 lety +26

    I really only watch the show for schmidt, winston and nick are funny too but jess is kind of just a horrible person

    • @jpcab94
      @jpcab94 Před 4 lety +6

      Michael Delvalle you dick

    • @Giuseppe_f1n
      @Giuseppe_f1n Před 4 lety +7

      Clearly watching another show smh

    • @christiansantana4153
      @christiansantana4153 Před 3 lety

      Michael Delvalle yeah jess always rubbed me the wrong way shmidt winston and cece carried the show

    • @icecreamwasabi
      @icecreamwasabi Před 3 lety

      I liked all characters equally, some of them a little more than others at times. But still equally

  • @kartikjain9696
    @kartikjain9696 Před 4 lety +1

    Haha