Also Uproar, which was the obvious "two year old throwing a hissy fit" move before we got something that actually had "tantrum" in the name. Oh, and bite because that's how they figure out what things are.
Lick, play rough, stockpile, spit up, swallow, sucker punch, quick attack, double slap, and stomp are also plausible additions lol it’s kinda funny there are so many moves that can be included in this discussion.
Have you ever seen a toddler react to fast moving bugs? Now imagine Joltik which moves obscenely fast and jumps about 1.5x the toddler's height while moving. That toddler is crawling away scared bro.
Body slam Rest Play Rough Bite 252 EV's in Speed 252 EV's in Attack 4 EV's in Sp. Def Adamant Nature Abilities: Unaware Oblivious Hidden Ability: Wimp out Item: Focus Sash/ Chesto Berry
@@cxpKSipmore like 247.571428571 toddlers vs Wishiwashi School form with surf (173.3/0.7) Or 262 toddlers vs School Form with Surf (78.6/0.3) Probably the latter given that it’s a Japanese game.
Level is something to consider. A magikarp that only knows splash is doing nothing to anything, especially a todler. We actually have a reference for this though. We have tyrogue for regular todlers and abra with egg moves for the smart ones lol
@@sinteleonmagicarp actually canonically beat most humans in a fight it shown in the games it tank a explosion that caused a earthquake this has been calc to be around enough to destroy a entire town yet the magicarp are shown flopping around fine with no damage Even the so called weakest mon with no Pokedex entries can take town level explosions at the epicenter
@@gameuniverse5973 To be fair, people have magikarp jump well over 100+m as a sport, and then it has to fall back down at terminal velocity, at it's weight, without taking damage..
@@XAEzlmagicarp claps most humans on earth even with weapons it took a low ball town level explosion in the gen four games with them being in the epicenter
This should absolutely be it's own mini-series with a gen by gen analysis of what the average toddler could take on each gen. Also the Shedinja toddler looks freakishly like I did about 30 years ago lmao.
Artist challenge, Pokémon type and design changes based on the type it learns the least moves of (excluding types a Pokémon learns no moves for obviously), so think like water-poison type Emboar
@@Potata12It’s the Wyrm (well, worm. Both work. Though Applin has legs) And it has only Astonish assuming it has no egg moves or TMs. Thankfully, no Draco Meteor.
@@ToonfieldAnimationsactually magicarps is shown tanking a low ball town level explosion at the epicenter with it being called the weakest mon so that means all mons are town level in durability and strength this happen in the games
Now i have to visualize a scene where a bloodied toddler barely clinging to life with a focus sash is lying next to an electrode that self destructed and his dad standing there like: ,,See timmy, i knew you could beat this pokemon."
I love my shorts feed. I went from a video of someone showing off a hello kitty outfit, to this lol. This is a good thing btw I loved this short. I think the todler could also beat a klefkey (i think thats how its spelled sorry) because the toddler would be rattling the keys so much, it would just die lol.
Focus sash would fail because the two year old is a human, not a Pokemon. Also I'm surprised you didn't mention Mewtwo for Pokemon using selfdestruct who can learn it by tm
I think a toddler would have only 20% chance of hitting Shedinja with a rock and 30% of hitting themselves instead. But spread ice cream on the pokemon and the toddler will sure lick them to death.
Even better, if the toddler learns endeavour, has a focus sash, and knows quick attack, if the Pokémon doesn’t know protect the toddler beats every Pokémon
everyone knows toddlers are immune to any damage if you just don't react
Wonder guard❌
Wonder look ✔️
Schrodinger's Toddler
Yes
Snom
That would be such a funny pokemon
Just a baby mon that occasionally ignores damage because the trainer wasn't looking.
Technically a two year old would be normal type so shadow ball would do nothing
Good point.
Counterpoint:shedinja learns metal claw
@@penpaladinhopefully not a ghost type lmfao
If a kid is hit with a fighting type they evolve into a ghost type
@@waddledee2319If you child dies at birth, expect their soul to be erased by a random gengar
Knowing a toddler, they can def beat shedinja because they know lick and bite, which are both super effective
This was my first thought as well!
Perfect 😂😂 also a human is a normal type so it is immune to ghost type attacks
But if Shedinja shows it back the kid is dead.
Debatable, they might not have learned the move yet if they are too young lol
“Toddler exists”
Driftloon:🗿
Hypno:
Toddler can beat klefki, and youll never see it again
Did you mean that the kid ate the keys.... 💀
@@Derevocsidi no it lost it
“Magikarp can jump up to 7 feet, which is more than most toddlers can.”
MOST?
My little boy had an 8 foot vertical at 8 months👶
The babies got that "boing.mp3" in 'em, bro. How else do those little shits get the cookie jar on TOP of the fridge? 🤣
I know a toddler that has a 12 foot vertical
my neighbor hit a solid 7'7 vertical 💪🔥
in the anime a magicarp jumped into orbit almost as high as my little sister
Human 2 year old learnset:
Splash
Gunk shot
Endeavor
fake tears
hyper voice
Teeter dance
Stomping tantrum
Knockoff
Bite, milk drink, mud sport, growl, screech, rock throw
Also Uproar, which was the obvious "two year old throwing a hissy fit" move before we got something that actually had "tantrum" in the name. Oh, and bite because that's how they figure out what things are.
Lick, play rough, stockpile, spit up, swallow, sucker punch, quick attack, double slap, and stomp are also plausible additions lol it’s kinda funny there are so many moves that can be included in this discussion.
I figured I'd leave a few off because this would be more fun to see how many people would add to it
Toddler learns Giga Impact.
Source: got smacked in the groin
Me: pulls up to the Pokémon championships with a toddler that has a focus sash
"Don't worry Professor Doc, I gave the kid a focus sash...
you mean they *evolved* into a vegetative state"
Have you ever seen a toddler react to fast moving bugs? Now imagine Joltik which moves obscenely fast and jumps about 1.5x the toddler's height while moving.
That toddler is crawling away scared bro.
Joltik has a stronger attack stat than onix so that also a lose situation
Toddler is immune to shadow ball because toddler is normal type
My toddler is ghost type
@@skissa4012dark
@@mrvfino *Ghost
@@skissa4012 phantump???
@@skissa4012my condolences though I do not know you
Now make the toddler a competitive move set. PLEASE
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Body slam
Rest
Play Rough
Bite
252 EV's in Speed
252 EV's in Attack
4 EV's in Sp. Def
Adamant Nature
Abilities: Unaware
Oblivious
Hidden Ability: Wimp out
Item: Focus Sash/ Chesto Berry
@@nigru6599 That’s actually crazy bro.
i feel like toddle should use fear strat
new debate: one of every Pokémon vs one billion toddlers
@@nigru6599not a competitive set
if WishiWashi can go into a school form, so can the toddlers. One Toddler each vs one wishiwashi each.
Yes.
173 toddlers versus Schooling Wishiwahi with Surf.
The Toddlers gonna turn into a Gundam like the asian kids from Drawn Together who fused together to take down Lin-Lin 💀
@@cxpKSipmore like 247.571428571 toddlers vs Wishiwashi School form with surf
(173.3/0.7)
Or 262 toddlers vs School Form with Surf
(78.6/0.3)
Probably the latter given that it’s a Japanese game.
“I don’t know what a shadow ball does to a toddler”
…you don’t want to know
Level is something to consider. A magikarp that only knows splash is doing nothing to anything, especially a todler. We actually have a reference for this though. We have tyrogue for regular todlers and abra with egg moves for the smart ones lol
Yes, but the toddler isn't doing anything against the magikarp either. The objective is to beat, not tie.
@@sinteleonmagicarp actually canonically beat most humans in a fight it shown in the games it tank a explosion that caused a earthquake this has been calc to be around enough to destroy a entire town yet the magicarp are shown flopping around fine with no damage
Even the so called weakest mon with no Pokedex entries can take town level explosions at the epicenter
@@gameuniverse5973 To be fair, people have magikarp jump well over 100+m as a sport, and then it has to fall back down at terminal velocity, at it's weight, without taking damage..
Knowing myself I would have somehow managed to hit myself with a rock and lose to a dead bug😭
LMFAOOO
Was confused
"It hurt itself in its confusion"
Ash is someone you can’t really use as a reference point for actual ten year olds. Dude has survived things that Superman would come out scarred from
Shadow ball is useless, toodlers too stupid to be scared
It doesnt Affect them anyway, they're still normal type.
I kinda wanna see cosmoem fall onto a toddler
DEMON!
I’m sorry you want the star egg thing that’s extremely dense and heavy to fall onto a toddler? That would kill a full grown man!
That made me 💀
Me too
Can a cosmoem even fall??? You'd think it just floats
I dunno, a toddler with a bat hits pretty hard. Just has to wait for the Magikarp to land from the jump
"I dunno, a disabled chihuahua with a glock 19 attached to it's back hits pretty hard."
We can't give em weapons
@@XAEzlTinkatink:
@@XAEzlmagicarp claps most humans on earth even with weapons it took a low ball town level explosion in the gen four games with them being in the epicenter
@@XAEzlthe explosion was srrong enough it caused a earthquake to happen from miles away
No one:
Penpaladin next video: Average 2 years old vs Giratina original form
This should absolutely be it's own mini-series with a gen by gen analysis of what the average toddler could take on each gen. Also the Shedinja toddler looks freakishly like I did about 30 years ago lmao.
Don’t downplay Ash’s durability
Shadowball is not very effective against normal types so the kids fine 😂
Ash can survive literal pikachu who has stronger power than an ACTUAL lightning bolt.
So if a Magikarp jumps out the water and smacks you in the face 💀☠️
yeah because fish jumping and bumping into people hurt
with the speed accumulated, he can do damage to people
@@ningold8415 I love applying science to things for reasons like this
Based on majikarp jump, the fish is gonna fall at terminal velocity...
Wonder guard:🗿
bite:
Rock is super effective against shedinja
Just fucking bite it
match:
@@RyouShi98 where is a toddler gonna get a match💀
Shedinja is weak to dark, so the toddler just has to bite it.
Artist challenge, Pokémon type and design changes based on the type it learns the least moves of (excluding types a Pokémon learns no moves for obviously), so think like water-poison type Emboar
"Assuming it can hit with a rock"
Alternative answer: *B* *I* *T* *E* *T* *H* *E* *B* *U* *G*
Any food-related Pokémon?
Yeah... Maybe applin?
@@Potata12 poor Vanilluxes.
@@comteqfr525uhhhh it line is stated to have caused the ice age because it got afraid
@@comteqfr525those are ice cones that cause blizzards.
@@Potata12It’s the Wyrm (well, worm. Both work. Though Applin has legs)
And it has only Astonish assuming it has no egg moves or TMs.
Thankfully, no Draco Meteor.
Why does this give me toddler as a crash test dummy against Pokemon vibes.
Ye magikarp is stated to be Pure bone and scale with no meat so its like getting hit by a pool ball being throw full force
"Toddler used Lick!"
"It's super effective!"
"Shedinja fainted."
ACKSHUALLY WARNING
In Magikarp’s pokédex entry, it states that it can jump over mountains
We all know you have to take pokedex entries with a grain of salt
@@ToonfieldAnimationsactually magicarps is shown tanking a low ball town level explosion at the epicenter with it being called the weakest mon so that means all mons are town level in durability and strength this happen in the games
When stepping on a joltik you may feel a slight 500 watts of electricity flowing through your veins
Would a toddler be able to beat Ditto? It's basically toddler vs toddler at that point.
Wouldn't ditto turn into a toddler but smarter? I think ditto wins
Toddler:
Wants to stomp on a joltic
Joltic:
-uses discharge which sends a shock through the toddlers body, making its heart stop
Genesect: *fucking explodes*
Toddler with a ribbon around their forehead: Tis but a scratch
if jotik uses a nuzzel the kid is done
Every Pokemon vs 1 trillion toddler
Bro that toddler gonna be a ghost type soon
This implies that a child is not a normal type
"I don't know what shadowball does to a toddler" I'M FUCKING WHEEZING
I think a toddler could beat Arceus, because Arceus could trip on a rock and break his fucking skull before being able to kill the 2 year old.
“I don’t know what shadow ball does to a toddler”
😂😂😂
The toddler metagame is gonna be wild
“HYDROGEN BOMB VS COUGHING BABY!!!”
Ash may have been shocked by pikachu a lot, but I think that people in the pokemon world are just built different.
I mean, since the toddler is now a ghost, type its immune to self-destruct
I have a three year old sister, and I am confident she could beat any Pokémon in a fight, toddlers are vicious man
If the Too Many Types mod is anything to go by, Baby is weak to everything😂
Him living in the pokeworld: Don't try this at home
Ok guys so if I bring my child to fight a cyborg bug, I just have to make sure he’s wearing a belt that lets him concentrate and I’m good
Ash is absolutely the worst example for what a human can endure. He may be "human" but Im convinced that he is made out of a neutron star
I mean, he's a POKEMON human, they'r built diferent
somehow this is absolutely the funniest pokemon thought experiment ever
With how small the first Pokémon is it’ll feel more like a static shock if anything. Just rub your socks on the rug and you’ll get the same effect.
Now i have to visualize a scene where a bloodied toddler barely clinging to life with a focus sash is lying next to an electrode that self destructed and his dad standing there like: ,,See timmy, i knew you could beat this pokemon."
Genesect losing to a two year old is a gonna live rent free in my head
1 billion toddlers vs 1 of every Pokémon
"unless the toddler is outsped by shedinja" 😂😂😂
Toddlers are normal type, they're immune to shadow ball
Hear me out, a group of toddlers against a wishiwashi schooling from.
I think toddler can beat arceus
It's a toddler💀💀💀
@@AKRG.MPK14Endeavor quick attack🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What if I give the two-year-old tactical nuke?
That toddler is gonna look at the hole on Shedinja’s back
If the toddler has a higher speed stat, Joltic goes down in one tackle.
I love my shorts feed. I went from a video of someone showing off a hello kitty outfit, to this lol. This is a good thing btw I loved this short. I think the todler could also beat a klefkey (i think thats how its spelled sorry) because the toddler would be rattling the keys so much, it would just die lol.
Focus sash would fail because the two year old is a human, not a Pokemon. Also I'm surprised you didn't mention Mewtwo for Pokemon using selfdestruct who can learn it by tm
i’m sorry but a four inch tall tasing spider is actually horrifying i doubt any child is gonna wanna kill it
thanks for the guide testing it out now
I think the toddler could just find a way to pop wailord like a balloon.
This is the most unhinged video yet
Ditto transforms into the todlers doll
What type are the toddlers and what rng is there
Because a toddler could theoretically beat groudon by stomping and getting infinite flinches
The two year-old would survive a shadow ball from a shedinja because humans are probably normal type and normal is immune to ghost.
"I don't know what shadow ball does to a toddler"
Idk man probably sends it into a vast infinite realm of nightmares
mega mewtwo learns self destruct
Toddlers are insane very underrated
To note, wishiwashi Only gets school form at a certain level so a toddler could beat any of them under that level
I’m PRETTY sure that normal toddler shoes are made outta rubber so I think if it’s a small enough shock they could take joltik.
I think the whole getting you soul yoinked is the bigget concern with Shedinja
Well toddlers are either normal/dark or normal/poison so shadow ain’t doin anything
Shadow ball on a toddler we kinda be like the hollow purple scene
i just want to state for the record that a 10 year old is not a toddler and that ash is special. dude has survived death.
Not me calculating the base speed of a 2 year old
Toddler gets hit, parent becomes enraged and attack maxes out, +6 powerup punch or mega punch.
"Can jump 7 feet"
Everyone just forgot the dex entry where it says "it can leap mountains if it so pleases"??
The toddler would get fried after stepping on joltic
Toddler should 1v1 a driftloon
Wailord can Self-Destruct?
I think a toddler would have only 20% chance of hitting Shedinja with a rock and 30% of hitting themselves instead. But spread ice cream on the pokemon and the toddler will sure lick them to death.
The toddler would just have to bite Shedinja
A toddler can also take on anything that uses memento and healing wish and misty explosion
Toddler vs the devil of Pokemon
They just have to light a matchstick for defeating shedinja
or, again, throw a rock. Humans are good at that.
What toddler can light a match stick?
toddlers are probably normal type ghost moves aren't landing
Yeah seven feet might just be at the edge of it all
Man why is this making me laugh my ass off
Even better, if the toddler learns endeavour, has a focus sash, and knows quick attack, if the Pokémon doesn’t know protect the toddler beats every Pokémon