Need to use that glitch to place blocks super fast, and change the minecart max speed. Then make a glitch less and survival only speed run where setting up the machine is taken into account.
that last door would be much more infuriating if it occasionally opened one block during the 2 hour window, but in such a way that you still can't enter it until the window is up
funny detail is he ate a carrot to because thats how animals in minecraft breed you each give pigs a carrot each then they breed so the funny detail is he ate a carrot then fed melissa one 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
this is my favorite type of gerg video where gerg is just casually messing around, while not putting on his "angry unhinged british man" persona. it's more "sethbling if he was british and could swear"
MINIGAME IDEA: do the bouncy boat one but add a pressure plate at the bottem which turns on a lamp, the goal is to jump off before you hit the bottem and the lower you are the higher the points
I need the design for that first “useless contraption” you could just make that part of a hallway into your actual base, plus the house springing up a piston to push a block out of the way is really funny
At some point, I feel you should make a funhouse. Some of the machines in this video would work. A one way entrance with the boat elevator, a ski ball machine, a door that takes 2 hours to open just for there to be a troll. I bet you could come up with even more stuff like a rotating hallway too.
the door unblocking one would be funny to put in a village on a server, so someone rings the bell and blocks all the doors, only for the doors to unblock themselves
How about you can just like have it so that it looks like the Diamond gets destroyed by the anvil but actually it gets destroyed by something else right after the anvil Falls 7:30
2:50 I have to try this out of you can built an elevator out of this. 4:20 "Porkarray" I do also learn uselees but cool words from you. But congrats you beat the record. This was like a AI assisted speedrun but with you geting the victory credits. Might be the physical uper breading speed limit. Instead of may be horses as transport.
3:37 if you change these two with chulker boxes with different number of stacks of dirt which send different strength of redstone signals, you can the use that to make very very very cool build one of them maybe is entrance to a cave or under ground dungeon to slay monsters, that opens randomly in different times of the day, or anything else
It starts with One thing, I don't know why Doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, di-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end, it doesn't even matter
"N-No.. Open.." Gerg said nervously as he soon realizes he is doomed to wait another two hours
Erm actually, he said it was 3 hours!! 🤓
Sounds like something from The Stanley Parable
Hear me out: Gerg fanfiction 😮
Good observation and thanks for summarizing the video, I couldn’t tell what was happening genius
@@rocbot9479 The comment was meant for deaf people, obviously.
Melissa was never the same after that.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Pig on pig action, it’s legal
I really have a bad feeling about melissa
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ 1:37
I love the idea of the pig breeding world record just being a competitive speedrun for no reason
It's like the real guinness world records. Extremely specific
BREED MY CHILDREN… I NEED RECORDS!!!
Breed Greg with Greg and you’ll get baby Greg!
Need to use that glitch to place blocks super fast, and change the minecart max speed.
Then make a glitch less and survival only speed run where setting up the machine is taken into account.
Grian doesn't even need to be on the same server to break other people's redstone 😂
GRIAN
That's Grain's talent
Oh God I just realized your account Avatars numbers are 522 but your accounts numbers is 552
@@user-yc1ei4ll7f wait.. you're right, NOW SOMEONE TELLS ME?
@@pieklik3133Who is this ”Grain” person you speak of?
"can't run away now" 💀 famous last words
💀💀☠️
Bro, I was screaming in my head
"NO, DONT DO IT"
And 666 likes
gerg casually going on his vsauce arc
???
Vsauce has been slowly going more insane on shorts lol@@Circxles
Thaw thaw thaw
that last door would be much more infuriating if it occasionally opened one block during the 2 hour window, but in such a way that you still can't enter it until the window is up
it opens the middle, top left, top right, bottom left, and bottom right blocks over the course of 1:50 hours
Summary: He made useful useless redstone machines.
thanks for 1.3k likes.
Im not a NPC
Ooohhhhh!
Necessary Unnecessary Inventions
Fabulous. Just what I was expecting.
Thanks
Thank you
0:40 Yeah until you reach the max piston block push limit
Video's called useless contraptions for a reason 😂
Or if someone just places obsidian
Bruh just make a long piston feed tape and a giant TNT blast chamber to destroy them, what's the issue?
Obsidian: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
furnace?
4:11 "cant run away from me now, melissa" 💀
funny detail is he ate a carrot to because thats how animals in minecraft breed you each give pigs a carrot each then they breed so the funny detail is he ate a carrot then fed melissa one 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@user-ks7vk7qs5r We understand the video , we are not dum. Also why did you have to spamm skulls
@@Another_useless_commenter lol idk sorry if it annoyed you
cringe @@user-ks7vk7qs5r
@@user-ks7vk7qs5ractually I did not notice him eating the carrot, so you helped at least one person out
7:12 No, its Mojang's fault. They could have easily just made it a game rule e.g. /gamerule AnvilsDestroyItems true
Could also just use a flint and steal before and have the anvil smother it
gerg when greg walks in:
yo
what
is
This
diffymc reference
0:06 As a Chicken enthusiast I want to know what that thing is and how to build it. 0_o
Watch it at slow speeds and build it in the game
SAME
😋 🍗
4:10 BROO??!!!
Don't worry, he is also a pig.
I just got it 😭
Ikr
💀💀💀
3:23 hook that up to a daylight sensor so it swaps one time every minecraft day.
2:57 this serves every purpose for me and dont ask why
why?
@@morganisapro7Ktorture.
@@morganisapro7K You had one job
0:16 that sheep was violated 💀💀
fr bro
That sheep had grip tho u gotta admit
@@ghubPlesable WHAT🤨📸
📸📸📸 pretend you didn’t see me do that.
@@Glitchywastakenagain nuh uh📸📸
good god that scream was so genuine i think i felt something die
Hmm. A bot with a suspicious pfp may have stolen your comment…
@@BlubBeatsgood thing gerg is competent and eviscerates the bots
>useless redstone machines
>proceeds to show incredibly useful redstone machines for multiplayer servers with friends
this is my favorite type of gerg video where gerg is just casually messing around, while not putting on his "angry unhinged british man" persona. it's more "sethbling if he was british and could swear"
7:22 are those the twin towers top left
Yeah
All I saw was a plane
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" dumbledore said calmly
1:32 wait a second… this contraption is useful if you reverted when portal is turning on and off.
Yeah, if you just removes one redstone torch it inverts jt making it somewhat useful
@@_gergbut i just had one extra redstone torch and i had to do something with it. Would be such a waste if i just, didnt use it. Y'know?
@@col2650 then just swap which dispenser holds which item
@@erubianwarlord8208 id rather just follow gerg's tutorial and not accidentally mess something up
Zu
3:05 what did Gerg suddenly become Mumbo?
"simple"
*Gerg is very sophisticated*
8:28 what are you planning to do with those buildings in the background buddy?? 🤨
If you scroll through his shorts, they're in the thumbnail of one
Which building
@@christingalilee2019 some familiar looking skyscrapers
2 wonderful towers 😊😊😊
They were from one of his videos, can't remember which
7:47 Polish healthcare system
A idź mi z tąd
0:16 nah not that sheep 💀
8:02 all I can think about is a deranged officer fighting off a zombie apocalypse while dealing with a raincoat killer......
maybe I just don’t get the reference?
@@Itskaidaorangeguy2017 the song is used often in a bad/good game called "deadly premonition" , it's very funny and makes no sense.
@@Nezha_Main ok thanks for actually explaining it
4:11 « can’t run from me now, Malissa » NAHHH THAT WAS ACTUALLY CRAZY 💀💀💀💀💀💀
1:53 why is the dude blinking with his BOTTOM eyelids??
you (normally) blink with your UPPER eyelids.
1:44 why is that building in his world 💀
"nobody knows how to breed pigs better THAN A PIG HIMSELF"
what do you mean you know how to make it better?
4:48 Feel free to not take this out of context
2:35 dude this thing is useful
i mean a machine that can get you a world record seems kinda useful.
Crab is love crab is life 0:24
Crab is going to be my wife
Crab is my father
Crab is no bother
4:35 Greg specifically gets a golden axe. Is he secretly a zombie pigman?
I think that's why he did that
Piglin brute
4:02 YO WHAT HUH
Came for useless redstone machines, stayed for useful redstone machines,
7:25 It wasn’t Grian. It was Grain and the man in the chicken costume.
I only can see
This world has been Doofenshmirtzed
3:05 simple Redstone machine, mumbo jumbo approved
2:19 Most useful thing in the video and he is saying most useless
He did not said that
This comment makes me smart
ahh yes, gerg finally tapping into his immersive simplicity
Bedrock once had the boat and lead thing and now it is for everyone, we need some love for bedrock edition
Fr
nah.
@@TheSty2000 yes
this thumbnail is such a banger it hits like that image of a dude sitting on a tree branch with a handsaw cutting the branch he’s sitting on
4:12 was WILD 💀💀
4:16 As a fan of the design of the old WTC, it was quite the surprise to stumble across them in here
Someone needs to fix the relationship between Greg and Grian
Fr. Greg/Grian beef is not something I expected. The G's need to team up.
Wait, *Greg* and Grian are having beef? How did I not hear about this
2:34 this has to be one of the best elevators, it looks so cool (better than water column)
5:30 Lil bro stole this minigame straight from stampy's funland💀(joke)
You're giving a TON of Mumbo Jumbo energy, And I like it😊
Damn the grian betrayal 😢
The last one is actually useful because it can be used in Minecraft server’s live events to open up a new area for the players.
Suck on that, Gerg !
bro was on a hack clinet 5:11
the final scream was just something else🤣🤣
2:00 This is like that one Etho contraption he built many years ago.
MINIGAME IDEA: do the bouncy boat one but add a pressure plate at the bottem which turns on a lamp, the goal is to jump off before you hit the bottem and the lower you are the higher the points
5:00 Camman ahh text💀🙏🏻
Canman*
"cant run away from me melissa" LMAO
the fact there were breeding particles too
0:47 imagine placing obsidian
Wouldn't be a Gerg video without him maniacally screaming in the end.
1:43 There is something in the background
Here comes the airplane!
by each video i feel like Gerg is Becoming VSauce
6:36 Somebody has been using wurst hacked client
Also 5:20 in the top left corner
8:32 the way the music starts again 😂
6:21. You shouold make it that you have to pay an emrald or a ticket for a retry
2:40 thats not useless
Fr
its kinda useless but its soooo cool dude
Some say he's still waiting for that door
3:10 I sometimes forget etho was a great redstoner before he was obsessed with joel and washed up
8:39 Bro had to wait another 2 hours for the door to open.
Also Gerg: Screams loud at the end💀
I need the design for that first “useless contraption” you could just make that part of a hallway into your actual base, plus the house springing up a piston to push a block out of the way is really funny
Greg is prolly the only Minecraft CZcamsr that isn’t a weirdo
It's gerg
Who is "greg"? Never head of him.
4:11
Bro really made beef with 2 people in one video
At some point, I feel you should make a funhouse. Some of the machines in this video would work. A one way entrance with the boat elevator, a ski ball machine, a door that takes 2 hours to open just for there to be a troll. I bet you could come up with even more stuff like a rotating hallway too.
"Pork array" was not a phrase I was expecting to hear today.
8:41 some 1 clip it and remix it whit a someting funny and then its perfect
It'll be hilarious, like Tiny Jens NOOOO000000ooooo!!!... And Dinnermone's LLAAAAAMaaaaaaaa!!!...
Greg is such a funny fellow, I am sure to watch his video today.
This man and his redstone door. 😅 8:15
7:24 Thanks a lot Rachel. My charger has gotten used to your ipad and now it wont charge my ipad, thanks a lot Rachel.
How to get up? 2:48
it would be to usefull if you can go back up
Pistons, probably
You don't
stairs.
@@Jeykit0 then whats the need for that?
the door unblocking one would be funny to put in a village on a server, so someone rings the bell and blocks all the doors, only for the doors to unblock themselves
0:35 what if they place obsidian or a utility block?
5:24 this machine reminds me of the games on the Minecraft Halloween Mashup Pack on the carnival.
3:45 aren’t they just going to assume you moved them manually?
Add a contraption that makes you wait for an hour but if you leave and get impatient then it restarts but when it ends all it does is kill you lol
How about you can just like have it so that it looks like the Diamond gets destroyed by the anvil but actually it gets destroyed by something else right after the anvil Falls 7:30
The last one is just hilarious!
2:25 when did java edition get this feature?
I wish I knew sooner.
@Nafiur133 in 1.21
As far as I know
its really old
Look! He made himself into a redstone contraption.
True
Did you forget to change accounts
Yeah but what if it just happens whilst they’re there or something 3:39
Unlikely, and unlikely that he's gonna notice
0:15 WTH BRO THE SHEEP
5:19 mister gerg why in top left corner is fast place and fast break from very popular Wurst client?
The noble Mr Gerg has a message for you "shush, peasant"
And 6:35 in the chest
2:50 I have to try this out of you can built an elevator out of this.
4:20 "Porkarray" I do also learn uselees but cool words from you. But congrats you beat the record. This was like a AI assisted speedrun but with you geting the victory credits. Might be the physical uper breading speed limit.
Instead of may be horses as transport.
at 7:37 you can see in the top left he is using Wurst client
Gerg, are u a hacker?
And in the chest/barrel
The leashed boat elevator was cool
What is the mod on 6:35 when he open chest and have 2 buttons "steal" and "store". If someone now pls give name of this mod
Wurst (it's a hack client)
That’s called sausage in German lol
3:37 if you change these two with chulker boxes with different number of stacks of dirt which send different strength of redstone signals, you can the use that to make very very very cool build one of them maybe is entrance to a cave or under ground dungeon to slay monsters, that opens randomly in different times of the day, or anything else
It starts with
One thing, I don't know why
Doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, di-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
at the end i literaly almost screamed he scared the shit out of me