Also jake said that sacrifices would make gods smell nice Hades would probably get sacrifices from everyone who is in their right mind, seeing how he is the one god you're guaranteed to end up with. I would definitely want Hades' favor.
@@zockingtroller7788 hades actually didn't get that many sacrifices because death is inevitable and if he decided youre going to tartarus then you're going to tartarus
I think Hades wouldn't have a particular smell, because he's dealing with the souls and not the bodies of the dead, unless in Greek mythology souls smell bad
I'm pretty sure the only thing that even comes close to answering this is pythagoras claiming that the souls of the dead are found in beans so I'd imagine hades smelling like warm beans
I actually think Hades would smell quite pleasant and that's because ancient Greeks used an assortment of good smelling stuff in their funeral rites (rosemary, myrtle and mint) and there is even a myth about Hades having the personification of the plant mint, Minthe as a mistress. So that's why I think Hades would have a smell associated with these herbs
Yes, she stole and gave them away to Europa.She was eventually pardoned, but it took awhile, the ritual that cleansed her of her sins and curses was performed in the Acheron river, in the underworld.
She's queen of the gods- she has to keep up appearances and historically queens like Elizabeth I and Cleopatra were famous for their beauty/ hygeine routines.
Drawing on the primary source Hercules - The Legendary Journeys, I always saw Hera as sort of a nasty mother-in-law or a meddling Auntie, smells like budget brand soap and mothballs. C-tier at best.
This is the most important information to debate and decide upon. Thank you, Jake, for answering this question. you have very clear and important priorities. I now know what different gods smell like thanks to your factual examination and ranking.
I feel like he would smell like grape juices and fruit flowers, but he would also just have a lingering smell of body. Just every body fluid ever. Like, really lightly
@@icantthinkofaname8139 Nah, Aphrodite seems like the type of woman to have perfume on her and sometimes put on too much perfume, she also seems like the type who's favorite store is Victoria's secret. Demeter probably smells the worst out of the goddesses, because I am allergic to pollen and stuff but bread smells nice, but I'd hate being around her because I'd be sneezing amd my nose would ve super runny and if I were given like two boxes of tissues that aren't open I'd finish them in like five hours.
I would expect Erebus to smell the best out of the Gods that aren't present here. He would just smell like a cold autumn night. Although a lot of 1st gen Gods probably smell great. Sky daddy for example. Or Eros. Or even primordial Chaos, smelling like everything and nothing at the same time.
Chaos would smell like...nothing. Chaos would be the purest smell of being somewhere for so long that scent is no longer registering in your brain. Eros would be sweat, packed of hormones
My personal headcanon for Hestia is that she would smell like nostalgia, if that makes sense Like she would smell like something you used to love when you were younger, that bring you back to those good moments that made you happy
I have always thought as Athena being a war goddess as the strategic side of war, and Aries being the blood lust death and destruction side. Also, oh my god I need pan’s shirt.
Would love to see one on Norse mythology, on this video though wouldn’t Prometheus smell really bad because of all the blood from his liver being dated, he heals but there would still be some blood on him right?
Would Vanir smell better than Aesir? Not being racist, the Vanir spent a lot of time in Vanaheim(which is a wild place), but the Aesir fight a lot. Thor would probably smell like mead. Hel would smell like dead people pretty much.
@@the11382 You can't argue with the fact that Hel's face is literally halfway rotten. Freya would probably smell the best, together with perhaps Sif. Then you get a guy like Odin, who probably just smells normal, and then comes Thor (there shouldn't even be a discussion about how Thor smells). And then you get Loki, in S tier, because he would be the kind of motherf*cker to have cologne on himself at all times.
Love the tier list! If you make any more, ranking heros / demigods / mortals would be sweet (yes, I am reading Song of Achilles and yes, Patroclus does deserve more praise)
I'm not big on tier lists myself *BUT* I know animating is HARD and this helps keep your channel active and keeps viewers engaged so I will certainly try to watch. My fave thing is still your takes on the classic myths though 👌
If all the tier lists are this high-quality, then I'm in favour of you doing more. However, variety is essential. Obviously we love the fully animated vids and never want those to stop, but if you're going to do some easier videos like this one (I presume this is less work than full animation) to please the one true god - the CZcams Algorithm - then I would highly recommend having more easy vids than just tier lists. Maybe book reviews, maybe meme reviews, those BTS vids on your research process are good, maybe review mythology related movies or episodes of shows like Xena. Tier list are fun, just make sure to keep the variety, because you are extremely creative and it's easy to neglect the high-effort stuff you love when you can technically make an easy video instead that's still pretty good.
I think Hades would smell good, actually. He looks like the kind of guy who would smell like strong cologne or something, despite having a lot to do with the dead (which by the way, are just souls, not dead bodies). Maybe because I see him as some kind of businessman, and usually businessman look like they smell good... I don't know.
@@ANDPEGGY-1 It's her own fault for deciding to get with her parthenogenetic son, Uranus. Besides, she didn't have to worry about raising Erectheus as Athena took it upon herself to do that.
I've watched others of your videos, Jake, and really enjoy them. I just ran across this one, and it's delightfully silly! Thanks! (I'd disagree about Hades smelling like dead people, though. He doesn't deal with decaying bodies, he deals with shades, which I don't think have a smell. However, he might have an earthy smell himself.
can i request a tier list?? who would be the best at board games?? for example with chess, Ares would just flip the table and leave. or trash the place when he lost or couldnt go whatever. thanks anyways!!
I do like these tier lists and I would like to know which greek god would be the best babysitter or nanny? Eitherwise I love your content and your animations are charming, educative and funny.
Helios is the origin for helium so I'd assume he's odorless
Thats like my favourite nerdiest comment ever
Also the sun's UV rays kill all bacteria, so no BO.
Lol?
So like solid B?
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If Hades doesn't smell like the dead, he either smells like smoke or smells like Persephone
He smells of pomegranates
@@PrismTheLoser And pomegranate
@@PrismTheLoser And maybe damp grass
Why not both
He wouldn't smell like smoke but he'd wear cologne too heavy
But.. Hades is surrounded by ghosts. Not actual dead people. I think he might smell like a dusty library or old people.
Also jake said that sacrifices would make gods smell nice
Hades would probably get sacrifices from everyone who is in their right mind,
seeing how he is the one god you're guaranteed to end up with. I would definitely want Hades' favor.
@@zockingtroller7788 sacrifices for chtonic deities consist of burrowing what you'll offer, rather than burning
Dusty library might fit him
I would think he would smell like coffee and fresh dirt. Just my opinion.
@@zockingtroller7788 hades actually didn't get that many sacrifices because death is inevitable and if he decided youre going to tartarus then you're going to tartarus
I think Hades wouldn't have a particular smell, because he's dealing with the souls and not the bodies of the dead, unless in Greek mythology souls smell bad
I think he smells like minty grassroots
Based
I'm pretty sure the only thing that even comes close to answering this is pythagoras claiming that the souls of the dead are found in beans so I'd imagine hades smelling like warm beans
@@winnamon7587 that's certainly a lot better than smelling like rotten corpses
@@winnamon7587 beans of what?
JAKE: :makes silly joke video about how ancient gods smelled:
ALSO JAKE: :cites actual sources to support arguments:
I actually think Hades would smell quite pleasant and that's because ancient Greeks used an assortment of good smelling stuff in their funeral rites (rosemary, myrtle and mint) and there is even a myth about Hades having the personification of the plant mint, Minthe as a mistress. So that's why I think Hades would have a smell associated with these herbs
Ooo that's cool
I can't even begin to imagine the courage it took to upload this. Thank you for taking a stand.
You should do a smash or pass greek mythology edition
Zeus will be the one doing the smashing that for sure.
Zeus or Artemis
i think he would be smited if he did
Didn't Hera have a myth where her eldest daughter Angelos stole her sacred perfumes? I vaguely recall this but currently can't search it up
You are correct i think!
Yes, she stole and gave them away to Europa.She was eventually pardoned, but it took awhile, the ritual that cleansed her of her sins and curses was performed in the Acheron river, in the underworld.
She's queen of the gods- she has to keep up appearances and historically queens like Elizabeth I and Cleopatra were famous for their beauty/ hygeine routines.
Drawing on the primary source Hercules - The Legendary Journeys, I always saw Hera as sort of a nasty mother-in-law or a meddling Auntie, smells like budget brand soap and mothballs. C-tier at best.
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I also think Poseidon belongs in the See tier.
I think you mean Sea tier
This is the most important information to debate and decide upon. Thank you, Jake, for answering this question. you have very clear and important priorities. I now know what different gods smell like thanks to your factual examination and ranking.
i feel like hades would smell like a church. like the smell of candles burning , incense, all that fun stuff
I didn’t even think about the bodily fluids for Dionysus, I just thought he would smell like wine and fondue.
I feel like he would smell like grape juices and fruit flowers, but he would also just have a lingering smell of body. Just every body fluid ever. Like, really lightly
mans about to start a new trojan war
Paris who?
Paris what?
Hephaestus and Aphrodite going on spa dates is my new cannon
I want a tier list like this but mixing several mythologies
for that, my money's gonna be on an Egyptian goddess, like Isis smelling like lotuses
That would be so entertaining
I just know Thor and Odin are STINKY AS HELL!!!
YES.
In my opinion for the female goddesses: Aphrodite, Demeter, Hestia or (Not Goth) Persephone
Persephone smells the best for sure
@hades agrees
Hestia gang
@@icantthinkofaname8139 Nah, Aphrodite seems like the type of woman to have perfume on her and sometimes put on too much perfume, she also seems like the type who's favorite store is Victoria's secret. Demeter probably smells the worst out of the goddesses, because I am allergic to pollen and stuff but bread smells nice, but I'd hate being around her because I'd be sneezing amd my nose would ve super runny and if I were given like two boxes of tissues that aren't open I'd finish them in like five hours.
@@katedp7825 Aphrodite probably smells artificial af, too many perfumes can hurt your nose
I'm just imagining that Persephone smells like pomegranate.
Next video: which god would win a baking show
I would expect Erebus to smell the best out of the Gods that aren't present here. He would just smell like a cold autumn night.
Although a lot of 1st gen Gods probably smell great. Sky daddy for example. Or Eros. Or even primordial Chaos, smelling like everything and nothing at the same time.
Chaos would smell like...nothing.
Chaos would be the purest smell of being somewhere for so long that scent is no longer registering in your brain.
Eros would be sweat, packed of hormones
@@lolcerditorockchaos wouldn't smell like nothing, that's the opposite of chaos, chaos would smell like everything at once
I feel like Ananke would have an interesting smell, her being fate incarnate.
Although I think Hemera or Aether would smell amazing.
Why would Erebus smell like a cold autumn night? Isn't he the darkness of the underworld?
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I mean, he's darkness in general (besides the night).
My personal headcanon for Hestia is that she would smell like nostalgia, if that makes sense
Like she would smell like something you used to love when you were younger, that bring you back to those good moments that made you happy
You are the reincarnation of a chaos deity and i am totally here for it
Personally, I like the smell of the ocean
Same here. The beach smells great
I feel like Athena is Hera’s main client, when it comes to her soap-selling, I don’t know why.
All Greek philosophers and historians kneel before the mighty omniscient Jake Doubleyoo, founder of every Greek Myth and Legend in existence.
I have always thought as Athena being a war goddess as the strategic side of war, and Aries being the blood lust death and destruction side. Also, oh my god I need pan’s shirt.
I would love to see one for Norse mythology!
I agree but they also eat herring and horse liver.
Oh Egyptian mythology
yes
Another very important question that needs your wisdom: wich music genre would each god form a band of?
"It's time to look inward, and begin asking yourself the big questions."
Thanks Jake for looking inward.
I LITERALLY LOVE TOASTY AND DARKROAST SM
Do this but with the norse gods
Would love to see one on Norse mythology, on this video though wouldn’t Prometheus smell really bad because of all the blood from his liver being dated, he heals but there would still be some blood on him right?
Would Vanir smell better than Aesir? Not being racist, the Vanir spent a lot of time in Vanaheim(which is a wild place), but the Aesir fight a lot. Thor would probably smell like mead. Hel would smell like dead people pretty much.
@@the11382 You can't argue with the fact that Hel's face is literally halfway rotten. Freya would probably smell the best, together with perhaps Sif. Then you get a guy like Odin, who probably just smells normal, and then comes Thor (there shouldn't even be a discussion about how Thor smells). And then you get Loki, in S tier, because he would be the kind of motherf*cker to have cologne on himself at all times.
@@will3971 Fair assessments. Njord would smell like fish. Heimdall would probably be A or B tier. Don't know about Ullr though.
@@the11382 I think Heimdall would small like a light touch of Ozone, Ullr would smell of freshly cut pine wood, or wet animal fur.
I bet persephone smells like a funeral home.
Death and flowers.
He should have put the Persephone he didn't use in the A tier. Stinky in the winter, fragrant the rest of the year. Also, yay for kitty forever homes.
Ideas for more tier-lists:
Pet owning
Cooking (would Gordon Ramsay enjoy)
CZcamsr (who’s would be popular or good)
I think Artemis should be A tier. When you mentioned her in this context the first thing I thought of was spring-summer rain
The hades slander really does show you’re a Percy Jackson fan lmao
Love the tier list! If you make any more, ranking heros / demigods / mortals would be sweet (yes, I am reading Song of Achilles and yes, Patroclus does deserve more praise)
Pretty sure Aphrodite smells like body fluids. That's probably what "fragrant" means
I can imagine Hypnos smelling unusually good. Like you wouldn’t expect him to smell good, but he does in an indescribable manner
I'm not big on tier lists myself *BUT* I know animating is HARD and this helps keep your channel active and keeps viewers engaged so I will certainly try to watch. My fave thing is still your takes on the classic myths though 👌
Wow athena's got nothing on this guy, his opinion is objectively correct on everything which is how knowledge works now because he decided it
She would be smelled like….. OLD BOOKS
I think Demeter would smell like baked bread and fresh fruit.
thanks Jake.
Finally the interesting questions are answered
please do more lists like this Jake
Smoky and Dark Roast are so cute!!!!
i loved this omg!!!
this is something i didn’t know i needed. thank you.
Loved this video 🎉
I am here for this! I am here for you.
This was so fun! I gotta do this on my channel!!!
Should have had the green Persephone at s to show her “summer form” and the purple at the bottom as her “winter form”
it was so fun watching the tier list are you gonna do more?
I loved the tierlist, i love you, i'm wayching you
Now for the real question. Who would be the best foot model?
Good good. This makes me happy
Aphrodite would probably reek of perfume to the point where it could be considered chemical warfare for her to walk into a room.
I just imagined Aphrodite coming home and hephaistos is just sitting there with like 3 face Masks, painted nails and dressed in Aphorodites bathrobe
I WAS HERE FOR THE STREAM!! it was awesome! :)
FINALLY someone answers the interesting questions
This was so fun
Thanks i needed this
i like this tier list things
Tear list idea
What God can eat the most (Greek and NORSE)
Please do one of these for norse mythology i think it would be very interesting and entrateining :D
Zeus would never get the Nymphs to be his side chicks, not one of his victims, if he smells so bad though.
What a wonderful time we live in. I get to watch content EXACTLY tailored to my tastes... apparently 😂
If all the tier lists are this high-quality, then I'm in favour of you doing more. However, variety is essential. Obviously we love the fully animated vids and never want those to stop, but if you're going to do some easier videos like this one (I presume this is less work than full animation) to please the one true god - the CZcams Algorithm - then I would highly recommend having more easy vids than just tier lists. Maybe book reviews, maybe meme reviews, those BTS vids on your research process are good, maybe review mythology related movies or episodes of shows like Xena. Tier list are fun, just make sure to keep the variety, because you are extremely creative and it's easy to neglect the high-effort stuff you love when you can technically make an easy video instead that's still pretty good.
Basically: Refer to The Mythology Guy for inspiration, I guess?
I think Hades would smell good, actually. He looks like the kind of guy who would smell like strong cologne or something, despite having a lot to do with the dead (which by the way, are just souls, not dead bodies). Maybe because I see him as some kind of businessman, and usually businessman look like they smell good... I don't know.
I want a cologne / perfume set based on the Greek gods
Do more of these but with different gods next!!! (Like Norse gods next) 🫠
Didn’t Hephaestus try to assault Athena that one time in a version of a myth
Yeah, and ended up impregnating Gaia with Erechtheus in the process.
@@videogollumer poor Gaia out here taking everyone's trash
@@ANDPEGGY-1 It's her own fault for deciding to get with her parthenogenetic son, Uranus. Besides, she didn't have to worry about raising Erectheus as Athena took it upon herself to do that.
@@videogollumer yeah I guess your right about that
@@videogollumer in some tellings Gaia crafted ouranos just to be her husband
I love these tierlists i'm pretty sure you should do one for height or probably weight.
I like the tier list😊
Mnemosyne is the godess of memorie.
That must be sad to always be forgotten.
I've watched others of your videos, Jake, and really enjoy them. I just ran across this one, and it's delightfully silly! Thanks! (I'd disagree about Hades smelling like dead people, though. He doesn't deal with decaying bodies, he deals with shades, which I don't think have a smell. However, he might have an earthy smell himself.
Honestly, Scyther-X asks a good question. Which Greek god would jaywalk?
jake had me dying at "but does zeus do anything hera wants"
This guys kinda my hero
Next: which god would do the best in the olympics/ in each sport in the olympics
all mighty Jake pls make more of these legendary tier list
Love your vids
You should rank which Norse gods smell best next
Please do more
When all of your Greek knowledge is based on Lore Olympus 🤧 that hades def smells so good lol. Great video though
can i request a tier list?? who would be the best at board games?? for example with chess, Ares would just flip the table and leave. or trash the place when he lost or couldnt go whatever. thanks anyways!!
Next, do a nicest voice their list.
I do like these tier lists and I would like to know which greek god would be the best babysitter or nanny? Eitherwise I love your content and your animations are charming, educative and funny.
Can you do more Norse mythology videos
Rank the Greek gods by how likely they are to smite you over a bad joke!
Do Jason and the argonauts next plz
Jake i beg you do this for other pantheons (esp the norse one) pwetty pwease 🥺🥺🥺
ARES: "Who needs to shower when you bathe in the blood of your enemies?
...also, I *_DO_* like axes..."
I liked this
The sarcasm though 🤣😂
Also good video
I think you shuld put one of the persephone as if she was in the owerworld and one as if she was in the underworld.
If hades smells like death all the time I imagine Persephone gives him colognes to mask off the stench
I like tier list videos
Make a loyalty list video