I love this movie for the two times Clark has his meltdown. Once when the lights won't work ("The little lights aren't twinkling Clark." "I know. Thanks for noticing." and then this scene. So perfect and I identify completely.
This is one of the most if not the most awesome comedy moment of all time. It takes great talent to keep in mind all those terms and act accordingly, so genuine.
I know exactly how he felt too. One year when I worked at JC Penney we were supposed to get a bonus (instead of a yearly pay raise). As I had some bills to pay off I was very much looking forward to getting this bonus. Sadly I only got a quarter, that's one-fourth, of what I was supposed to get (which was a little over a hundred bucks). The rest went to taxes and crap.
I remember when I was 10 years old I transcribed this whole rant, being from Australia I didn't know what "Tylenol" was...so I filled it in with "channel changer"... finally all those years of childhood uncertainty have been erased and I can enjoy the rant the way it is meant to be enjoyed. Thank-you
Same with me...we always watch this movie at my grandparents house! Every year. I watched it on TV two nights in a row. And then again at their house. Haha. This is most definatly the funniest part of the movie. One of the funniest things I have ever heard. lol. :D
Randy Quaid was the sparkling comedic jewel of this movie. the scene where Clark and he were shopping and he had on those skin tight white pants with "the bulge" in them is my favorite. I dont know if they stuck an actual sausage in his pants or what but it was pure comedic genius! I beleive he also had a black "dickey" on under a white shirt and it was just hillarious the way he was dressed. This movie is a comedy classic timeless and ageless! well laff for years to come!
"Oy to the world. The Clark has flipped. His bonus just got ripped. What happened to his boss. He choked him with my floss. And choked him 'til he died. And choked him 'til he died. And choked And choked And choked him 'til he died." - To the tune of "Joy to the World"
And the scene right after with neighbors Margo and Todd, who despise Clark to the core. Margo: “Don’t you regret it at all, that we didn’t get a Christmas tree this year? I mean, I know they’re messy, and YES, they even stink, yet they do bring the real feeling of Christmas into your home, and Christmas DOES come but once a year.” Todd:”Well, do you HONESTLY think you’re going to have any luck finding a tree at THIS HOUR on CHRISTMAS EVE?!” Margo:”Well, we could..”(She’s suddenly cut off by the 30 foot tall conifer CRASHING through their window as Clark saws it down.) The expression on their faces is PRICELESS, all like “The ABSOLUTE NERVE of that CREEP of our NEIGHBOR GRISWOLD!!!”
It's also hard killing Lee Harvey Oswald, and then dealing with those Metal-heads Wayne and Garth and then coming back to life as a green ghost haunting the sea.
im pretty sure whatever it is in this video that sets off the WMG alarms, this video is not supposed to have the audio track removed. I made a typography animation for this scene but cant upload it to CZcams. Instead I have to put it on Vimeo! vimeo com/17526928
I know you posted two months ago but i just thought I'd let ya know a little something. The family was holding que cards for him. I love this movie and watch it in July sometimes. So many one liners back to back to back. Have a good one.
Hey, I was going to listen to this to remind me of the film. Probably would have purchased it :) Not any more, can't seem to remember it properly without the sound.
I always wondered if this part was ad-libbed or if that was all written, I wouldn't be surprised if that just came out of Chevy's mouth just on a spur of the moment...hilarious..
I saw this as a child & well loved to watch it every yr. This yr Clark took the words right out my mouth. I would love to say this to my husband's boss. This is the 2nd yr no bonus & it's 12/30/08 & STILL NO pay ck. He was suppose to on the 15th of every month!!! I bet he had a great freaking Christmas with his freaken family. That jerk!!!!
This is the ultimate Christmas movieby far Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid were the stars in this one they made this movie what it is this movie never gets old every Christmas!!!! It's just like how Peter Billingsley made A Christmas Story the movie that it is playing Ralphie Parker.that movie never ages either.
Bonus check, must have been part of the stimulus package, keeps giving through the year!! Best X-Mas movie, funny as hell.Awesome, just don't tell grace!Shes dead!
"that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year"...lmao...love this movie
I love how Eddy tries to cheer him up,
"Clark thats the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.'
It's Eddie not Eddy
"THAT IT IS EDWARD!...THAT IT IS"...
"Hallelujah and...holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
I love that movie.
This scene never gets old. It's still one of the funniest moments in a movie! I love it!
" I can't swim Clark." "I know that Eddie."
The best part of the clip was "holy shit where's the Tylenol?
my family and I watch this every Christmas. Favorite Christmas Movie Ever
I love this movie for the two times Clark has his meltdown. Once when the lights won't work ("The little lights aren't twinkling Clark." "I know. Thanks for noticing."
and then this scene. So perfect and I identify completely.
This is one of the most if not the most awesome comedy moment of all time. It takes great talent to keep in mind all those terms and act accordingly, so genuine.
Chevy Chase is an amazing actor.
He flips out almost as good toward the end of vacation. Before they get to Wally World 👍👍😂😂
Holy crap my family also watches this movie every thanksgiving and christmas! I must've seen this scene about 1000 times.
Classic!!! The moment that line was written, it was an instant classic!! One of my favorite holiday movies of all time.
I'd go crazy if I had a cousin like Eddie
Clark- "it's one year membership of the Jelly of the month club"
Eddie - "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year"
I know exactly how he felt too. One year when I worked at JC Penney we were supposed to get a bonus (instead of a yearly pay raise). As I had some bills to pay off I was very much looking forward to getting this bonus. Sadly I only got a quarter, that's one-fourth, of what I was supposed to get (which was a little over a hundred bucks). The rest went to taxes and crap.
I love this movie...it's the best family christmas story out there and the best scene in the whole movie...chevy chase is the best!!
I remember when I was 10 years old I transcribed this whole rant, being from Australia I didn't know what "Tylenol" was...so I filled it in with "channel changer"... finally all those years of childhood uncertainty have been erased and I can enjoy the rant the way it is meant to be enjoyed. Thank-you
Welcome back 14 years later😅
i love this part its so freggin funny i joke about it with my family like everyday this will never grow old
Same with me...we always watch this movie at my grandparents house! Every year. I watched it on TV two nights in a row. And then again at their house. Haha. This is most definatly the funniest part of the movie. One of the funniest things I have ever heard. lol. :D
"Hallelujah, holy shit!"
Where's the Tylenol?
42 people couldn't find the Tylenol.
Chevy Chase has such great use of his face expressions, lol.
Randy Quaid was the sparkling comedic jewel of this movie. the scene where Clark and he were shopping and he had on those skin tight white pants with "the bulge" in them is my favorite. I dont know if they stuck an actual sausage in his pants or what but it was pure comedic genius! I beleive he also had a black "dickey" on under a white shirt and it was just hillarious the way he was dressed. This movie is a comedy classic timeless and ageless! well laff for years to come!
Ah, the greatest Christmas movie of all time.
The looks on his family's faces, I bet they were thinking "well it must feel good to let it all out huh?"
Clark it's the gift that keeps giving all year round kmsl!
That it is, that it is indeed.
This is my FAV Christmas movie - a tradition.
'' i cant swim clark..... i now that eddie LMFAOOO!!!!! shits funny man
"i didnt have enough money in my account for the check i wrote" lol
I laugh so hard off of that part everytime! Classic!!
i love that scene i laughed so hard it hurted
I remember getting off work on Christmas Eve. My mom asked me how it was. The first three words out of my mouth were "Where's The Tylenol?"
"Oy to the world. The Clark has flipped. His bonus just got ripped. What happened to his boss. He choked him with my floss. And choked him 'til he died. And choked him 'til he died. And choked And choked And choked him 'til he died." - To the tune of "Joy to the World"
Well said, that's pretty funny.
JSRbowling595 Thank you. Thank you. You've been a great audience. Be sure to tip your waitresses and don't let the Clark smack you on the way out.
+jasminne mcdonald Lmao very funny
JSRbowling595 I take after my father. He's a joker himself. I hope he doesn't get captured by Batman.
+jasminne mcdonald Lmao
That's my wish regarding a few of my previous bosses.
43 people were the other members of the Jelly of the Month Club
43 people can't swim
As a guy who gets a bonus himself, I'd be just as pissed
I agree. He really is the icing on the cake in this movie! XD
Its truly not christmas for my family until we watch Christmas Vacation
What the hell do you want!! 😅😅😅 everytime i answer my door.
Thank you so much for uploading this! And Merry Christmas to you!
my fave scene is when the boss comes over!
I realize this lol, but even then it's easy for the mind to get mixed up in words, he must be a very talented man.
this is my 2nd favorite scene lol... i like the part after this where he goes outside with the chainsaw and scares Rusty i love that
And the scene right after with neighbors Margo and Todd, who despise Clark to the core. Margo: “Don’t you regret it at all, that we didn’t get a Christmas tree this year? I mean, I know they’re messy, and YES, they even stink, yet they do bring the real feeling of Christmas into your home, and Christmas DOES come but once a year.” Todd:”Well, do you HONESTLY think you’re going to have any luck finding a tree at THIS HOUR on CHRISTMAS EVE?!” Margo:”Well, we could..”(She’s suddenly cut off by the 30 foot tall conifer CRASHING through their window as Clark saws it down.) The expression on their faces is PRICELESS, all like “The ABSOLUTE NERVE of that CREEP of our NEIGHBOR GRISWOLD!!!”
And everyone can relate to this too
This part is so funny!!!
Goddess, that is sooo me when I get pissed beyond the boundries of reason LOL Geezzz
i cant swim clark, i know that eddie...haha, greatest xmas movie ever!!
Nothin like some good excitement!🤣🤣
We watch this year round... LOVE IT!
man i love it when he flips out!
LOL! Happy Holidays!
family's fave seen!!!!! and we watch the movie every christmas!!!
BEST. RANT. EVER!!!!
jelly of the month club hahaha eddie loves it
Played this and the "Hap Hap Happiest" scene in French it's even more of a scream.
My reaction to getting the Babylon search engine...
Cut Frank Shirley some slack. It's not easy raising a bubble boy!
It's also hard killing Lee Harvey Oswald, and then dealing with those Metal-heads Wayne and Garth and then coming back to life as a green ghost haunting the sea.
I had a day excatly lke this yesterday.....dam college bookstore!!
Because its his bonus. He has always gotten one.
That must have taken Chevy Chase a long time to memorize all those insults.
Gotta love cousin eddie!
Chevy Chase just sells it so well! 4:06 Awesome!
I can't swim Clark....I know that Eddie ^_^
greatest christmas movie ever!
im pretty sure whatever it is in this video that sets off the WMG alarms, this video is not supposed to have the audio track removed. I made a typography animation for this scene but cant upload it to CZcams. Instead I have to put it on Vimeo!
vimeo com/17526928
best part of the whole movie
I know you posted two months ago but i just thought I'd let ya know a little something.
The family was holding que cards for him. I love this movie and watch it in July sometimes. So many one liners back to back to back. Have a good one.
Nothing says Christmas like that rant!
Has anyone freaked out like this over any kind of Holiday bonus they were supposed to receive???
Hey, I was going to listen to this to remind me of the film. Probably would have purchased it :) Not any more, can't seem to remember it properly without the sound.
Best slam EVER!
I Can't Swim, Clark.
the kid playing rusty is johnny galecki from Big Bang Theory..
lol classic man ..love this film :)
a letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse lol.
"I cant swim clark"
Ah yes the best scene of the movie.
I always wondered if this part was ad-libbed or if that was all written, I wouldn't be surprised if that just came out of Chevy's mouth just on a spur of the moment...hilarious..
I could've sworn I've saw this scene when I was watching a video on what would happen if MLP: Friendship is Magic got canceled.
2:38 And it starts here... the hilarity.
"wheres the tylenol?" lol
That it is Edward...That it is indeed....
ROFL Love this scene, also if you pause at 3:51...you can see a crew members head on the bottom left corner.
I saw this as a child & well loved to watch it every yr. This yr Clark took the words right out my mouth. I would love to say this to my husband's boss. This is the 2nd yr no bonus & it's 12/30/08 & STILL NO pay ck. He was suppose to on the 15th of every month!!! I bet he had a great freaking Christmas with his freaken family. That jerk!!!!
He wasn't talking to YOU.
This is the ultimate Christmas movieby far Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid were the stars in this one they made this movie what it is this movie never gets old every Christmas!!!! It's just like how Peter Billingsley made A Christmas Story the movie that it is playing Ralphie Parker.that movie never ages either.
I can't swim, Clark.
the mans a god bow down before him mere mortal
This isn't the biggest bag over the head, punch in the face I ever got-GOD DAMMIT!!!
Hallelujah, Holy Shit, Wheres the Tylenol?!!!
I love this movie!
I can't swim, Clark
Bonus check, must have been part of the stimulus package, keeps giving through the year!! Best X-Mas movie, funny as hell.Awesome, just don't tell grace!Shes dead!
Its.. its a 1 year enrollment in the jelly of the month club...
R.I.P. John Hughes.
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!
The patriarch went insane hahaha
that it is edward .. that it is....
How the hell did he remember that whole rant, jesus christ, lol!
"YOU GONNA BAWL ALL OVER IT OR OPEN IT?"
with a big ribbon on his head