Earthquake's bit on John Kerry's wife is one of my favorite stand-up bits of all time. "What do you want to be president for? You already got a bitch worth a billion dollars. Someone comes by telling you to get a job, say 'Fuck you, man. My bitch own ketchup.'"
I got up to get ready for work and decided to watch you guys. Nothing like a good laugh before work! Thank you for brightening up my Friday. I enjoy your videos, keep them coming!
Best Erfquake joke I ever heard, via the Howard Stern show. He used to be in the Navy. He said he and another guy were carting a nuclear warhead across the deck to a plane and somehow it fell off the cart and hit the deck hard. The other dude turned and ran the fuck away and Earthquake just sat on the warhead and wondered why the other dude ran the fuck away.
first time seeing this, thanks for pickin it! He touched on the subject matter of another bit yall would prob find good shit. "Fired From Slavery" by Lavell Crawford.
I had a friend ask me once when in time would I want to travel back to, and I said back? I don't want to go back anywhere in the past before the day I was born. It sucks for women now, but it really sucked for us in the past. I don't want anything to do with that crap, being some man's property my whole life. Same deal for blacks in America; the past holds no appeal for you. I'm so glad institutional slavery was abolished in the US, and that women have rights here today! Slavery still happens here to this day (and all over the world), but it's illegal now at least in the US. Women are still property in many parts of the world today too, but I am grateful I am not someone else's possession. Love you fellas! Keep up the good work on these videos! :)
Yup, it's a comedy festival called "Just for Laughs" in english and used to be one of the biggest stages for stand up comedians in the 90's. The whole city gets weird, there's even asshole mimes around.
Man he was great. Those Canadians need our support right now. Their dictator has declared Marshall law and their cops are beating the shit out the peaceful mandate protesters.
The story of how the boats were packed full of slaves is greaty exaggerated they wouldnt have survived the ride without food and water its not like the ride was a few miles it was months long they would have all died the fact is there were way more slave ships than what we've been told.
First time I ever heard Earthquake. He’s really really good. And it’s great watching it with you two! Thanks guys!
Yeah check out more of his material. He's been out for like 25 30 years.
@@blue51713 thanks I will!
This is my first time seeing Earthquake. He's funny, I like his delivery. It adds a lot to the humor.
Earthquake's bit on John Kerry's wife is one of my favorite stand-up bits of all time. "What do you want to be president for? You already got a bitch worth a billion dollars. Someone comes by telling you to get a job, say 'Fuck you, man. My bitch own ketchup.'"
"Your not supposed to lose weight around your knees" killed me....
I got up to get ready for work and decided to watch you guys. Nothing like a good laugh before work! Thank you for brightening up my Friday. I enjoy your videos, keep them coming!
Best Erfquake joke I ever heard, via the Howard Stern show. He used to be in the Navy. He said he and another guy were carting a nuclear warhead across the deck to a plane and somehow it fell off the cart and hit the deck hard. The other dude turned and ran the fuck away and Earthquake just sat on the warhead and wondered why the other dude ran the fuck away.
I'm saying! Mann thought he could outrun light 💀💀💀
This guy is the most underrated comedian in the world. Absolutely Hilarious!!😂
You guys make such a great show!
Thanks for the laughs and entertainment fellas! 🤪🤘
That is absolutely the greatest Noah's Ark reference I have ever heard! I'm definitely a new fan of this dude
You guys are absolute legends love you loads God bless x
One of the best comedians ever
About damn Time he gets some recognition. He's awesome
I like o imagine Earthquake as Patrice O’Neal’s uncle. Lol. Who’s in your “Comedy Family Tree?”
Earthquake might be a 🐐
Earthquake is the GOAT.
Earthquake was just on Rogan! Dope.
Yooooo what up aiight
You can see the words through her throat
It's like Karaoke
Love the Lab!
That was great! I'm definitely going to watch more of him!!
Going to research George Clinton tho🤣😂🤣 💕 Yall!!!
Erfquake.
CZcams is offering to translate this comment to English. Not sure if that's racist. 🤔
Thanks for showing this hidden gem. Who is this Earthquake?
Damn he was funny!
funny as hell
Horrible crowd. That was good stuff.
Love this man, funny as fuck....😂😂
Peace and love as always ❤️🙏❤️
Hey guys just wanted to say Hi from Australia u crack me up lol
🤣🤣🤣😂
that just reminded me you guys should do a reaction to Joey Diaz' story about selling Whitney Houston coke
first time seeing this, thanks for pickin it! He touched on the subject matter of another bit yall would prob find good shit. "Fired From Slavery" by Lavell Crawford.
I had a friend ask me once when in time would I want to travel back to, and I said back? I don't want to go back anywhere in the past before the day I was born. It sucks for women now, but it really sucked for us in the past. I don't want anything to do with that crap, being some man's property my whole life. Same deal for blacks in America; the past holds no appeal for you.
I'm so glad institutional slavery was abolished in the US, and that women have rights here today! Slavery still happens here to this day (and all over the world), but it's illegal now at least in the US. Women are still property in many parts of the world today too, but I am grateful I am not someone else's possession.
Love you fellas! Keep up the good work on these videos! :)
I'm just here to enjoy you guys laughing
I like Earthquake's bit about Child Support in Divorce court.
greetings and salutations
Y’all are amazing
I think they have a comedy festival in Montreal. I've seen so many great sets from that stage.
Well, video lol but still so good 👍🏼
Yup, it's a comedy festival called "Just for Laughs" in english and used to be one of the biggest stages for stand up comedians in the 90's. The whole city gets weird, there's even asshole mimes around.
@@The_Fat_Turtle oh no not mimes lol
He should have picked one "black people can't be on time" joke. When he did the thing about the bomb, I was like: didn't you just do this joke?
I think this was one of his early sets. He was way funnier when he filmed his special and went on Howard Stern a few times.
Haaaaaaaaaaaamburger!
I'd love too see your reaction to Earthquake in "Little Rock" Festival of laughs.
Was this the dude that Always Sunny based Landslide on?
He's on the show everybody hates Chris
He flat-ass stole that joke about the Black TV show coming on late from Cedric the Entertainer-or did Cedric steal it from him?
"She made me throw all MY cocaine away."
Gotta react to him talking about Michael Jackson and P Diddy and voting.
Looks like he got the Whitney Houston joke in just in time 😉
Man he was great. Those Canadians need our support right now. Their dictator has declared Marshall law and their cops are beating the shit out the peaceful mandate protesters.
She so skinny you be seeing the words come through her throat 😂🤣
oh cmon man ffs
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Lmao
That's one of the worst audiences you'll ever see.
First!
The story of how the boats were packed full of slaves is greaty exaggerated they wouldnt have survived the ride without food and water its not like the ride was a few miles it was months long they would have all died the fact is there were way more slave ships than what we've been told.
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