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  • You do realize you're in uncharted waters?
    From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 16 Episode 'The Beard': Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance to heterosexuality. George and his date have secrets. Jerry braces for a lie detector test.
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Komentáře • 168

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 Před rokem +312

    It's not everyday you see Elaine being on the receiving end of her own "get out!" 😆

  • @attyla2926
    @attyla2926 Před rokem +297

    He likes his team,he is set for his team. They are comfortable with their own equipment. True for sure 🤣

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Před rokem +177

    It’s obvious that Elaine considered him sponge worthy.

    • @MrBmick79
      @MrBmick79 Před rokem +8

      maybe they didn't need the sponge......

  • @VintageYakyu
    @VintageYakyu Před rokem +64

    "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if YOU believe it."

  • @luisbazan8841
    @luisbazan8841 Před rokem +68

    Jerry: Are you that desperate?
    Elaine: Yes I am

  • @arvindhmani06
    @arvindhmani06 Před rokem +63

    "But we've got a good team!?" Elaine hasn't been more adorable than right here 😂☺️

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Před rokem +235

    The best part about being on the same team is you instantly double your wardrobe . When they approach a new recruit, I'm sure that's one of the big selling points.

    • @josephoswald2292
      @josephoswald2292 Před rokem +8

      The opposite s5e22 😂😂😂

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 Před rokem +7

      If you wear the same size, yes, it definitely can come in handy.

    • @susieq8424
      @susieq8424 Před rokem +4

      @@melodiefrances3898 Been there! It was awesome: double the clothes, the shoes and accesories... You just need someone with a style you like 😂

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Před rokem +11

      @@susieq8424 Then you'd be a true Seinfeldian, dating someone for their clothes.

    • @gomey70
      @gomey70 Před rokem +1

      play a record!

  • @angelacarleton9575
    @angelacarleton9575 Před rokem +57

    I love this episode about "two teams" to be considered. How funny is Elaine -she's terrific!

  • @aj1800
    @aj1800 Před rokem +28

    You're not thinking conversion 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Před rokem +76

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • @jrporter50
    @jrporter50 Před rokem +39

    She perceived a possibility 😂

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Před rokem +35

    Elaine is right. We have access to our equipment 😏

  • @kathrynbillinghurst188
    @kathrynbillinghurst188 Před rokem +37

    ‘Chicky boom… chicky voom… chicky boom voom boom!!!’
    My most favourite Elaine moment and when she says ‘ get out!!!!’ , then she pushes them! Lol 😝

  • @saltech3444
    @saltech3444 Před rokem +22

    When Elaine is dissembling, she sort of falls into a southern accent: like "no siree bob" here at 0:37. She did it earlier, in the episode where she talks to George's boss pretending to be a nudist and says "naked, naked, naked."

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 Před rokem +6

      Elaine dissembling is comic gold.
      Julia Louis-Dreyfas is a genius at doing this. You can literally see it happening to the character, until she runs out of anything coherent to say.
      I can very much relate to that feeling ... 🤣

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Před rokem +26

    Elaine nice try to chance him 😂😂😂

    • @sakabula2357
      @sakabula2357 Před rokem +8

      Not that there's anything wrong with that

  • @Zenithx3
    @Zenithx3 Před rokem +59

    Seinfeld was So Ahead of its time.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Před rokem

      No it wasn't. The regime has been pushing this since the 1970s.

    • @billienews
      @billienews Před 2 měsíci +1

      Really ahead of it's time

  • @SalesforceUSA
    @SalesforceUSA Před rokem +43

    Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Před rokem +10

    No siree Bob!

  • @fjfjrfjfjr
    @fjfjrfjfjr Před rokem +21

    Such great dialogue!!!

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Před rokem +38

    I love this scene!

  • @-kaminhou-9834
    @-kaminhou-9834 Před rokem +11

    I cant believe this sitcom, is so good

    • @peterhoare3219
      @peterhoare3219 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I've been watching it basically daily since day dot, free to air, DVD, and keep thinking the same thing 😊

  • @melodiefrances3898
    @melodiefrances3898 Před rokem +24

    She is so frickin funny in this.

  • @Linda-in9ns
    @Linda-in9ns Před rokem +29

    Very funny just watched that episode the other night!! 👍😂

  • @anevabay9771
    @anevabay9771 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "I dont have the equipment 24/7" literally a conversation i had with my young husband.

  • @thecrow6915
    @thecrow6915 Před rokem +13

    Legendary Show

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Před rokem +41

    Always enjoyed seeing Col. Flagg in this particular episode! He truly is The Whisper Of The Wind! On a side note...anytime I see another person wearing a hearing aid....I Smile knowing I'm perfectly fine with The Team I play on!🤣 p.s. One of the Truly Rare Times we see Elaine getting playfully pushed rather than her pushing one of the guys through the Wall!😂

  • @bradford_shaun_murray
    @bradford_shaun_murray Před rokem +9

    1:20 ... her face after Jerry's line lol

  • @deirdre108
    @deirdre108 Před rokem +24

    Elaine was especially good in this episode.

  • @sackjoyer9229
    @sackjoyer9229 Před rokem +27

    it's episodes like this that make me realize that elaine is my favorite

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Před rokem +4

    You're Thinking Conversion 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dasikakn
    @dasikakn Před rokem +6

    Amazing writing

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi Před 8 měsíci +2

    One of Elaine's best bits. 😂

  • @DAMusic-qu2ec
    @DAMusic-qu2ec Před rokem +5

    Pure genius

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Před 9 měsíci +15

    The fact that this episode ends with him “going back to his team” - and Elaine failing in the long run - is what actually makes it rather progressive for its time.

    • @obvioushieidude7668
      @obvioushieidude7668 Před 5 měsíci

      Not really. You’re just some brainwashed wokester who thinks anything pre 2010 was some “evil oppressive era”. The truth is that society back then is way better than it is now. At least back then you didn’t have a bunch of weirdos trying to brainwash kids and inject them with hormones.

    • @adanactnomew7085
      @adanactnomew7085 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@obvioushieidude7668conversion "therapy" and circumcision beg to differ

  • @claudiam2474
    @claudiam2474 Před rokem +6

    The blonde woman looks exactly like stephanie forrester

  • @GeoGuy388
    @GeoGuy388 Před rokem +24

    "You realize you're venturing into uncharted waters."
    Michele Bachmann: "Hold my non-alcoholic beverage."

  • @cbas9877
    @cbas9877 Před 12 dny

    Kendrick is absolutely wild with the obscurity of this one

  • @markmh835
    @markmh835 Před 5 měsíci

    My single favorite "Seinfeld" episode. Especially the part about "owning the equipment." So true! And it takes practice .... lots of practice. 😊😲😱😁👍

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 Před 6 měsíci +2

    We always go back!!

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Před rokem +11

    Funny episode

  • @caseycase3418
    @caseycase3418 Před rokem +3

    Jeromy 🤣

  • @TheElecPlay92
    @TheElecPlay92 Před rokem +30

    Fun Fact: A lot of material was cut due to time constraints. Jerry and Elaine's meal was to evolve into a chopsticks contest; after Elaine announces she is making her move to convert Robert to heterosexuality, Jerry was to promise to brutally mock her if she fails; and after George tells him "It's not a lie if you believe it," Jerry was to practice this teaching by telling a man it is 2:30 when the clock says it is 4:15, with George nodding in silent approval.

  • @elizabradley4797
    @elizabradley4797 Před rokem +3

    Dirty Elaine ~ just has to diddle with the doddle ~

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Před 5 měsíci +1

      But only if it is sponge-worthy. 😁👍

  • @user-xr5gu1rq6f
    @user-xr5gu1rq6f Před rokem +1

    I love good science fiction

  • @Italy55
    @Italy55 Před rokem +4

    So funny 🤣

  • @susieq8424
    @susieq8424 Před rokem +15

    I would definetely change teams for Elaine! 🔥😍🔥

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor Před rokem +39

    An episode that would never be made today.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Před rokem +8

      It's pro homosexuality. Not only would it be made, but mandated.
      You seem to have no idea how or why this censorship occurs.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@DrJ-hx7wvJust go further down the comments and read people complaining about it, Einstein. And no, it's not "pro" or "anti" anything, you don't understand how comedy can work and worked back in the day. You are the reason why the comment above is correct.

    • @adewilson132
      @adewilson132 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@redacted2275there’s no reason why it couldn’t be made today.

    • @adewilson132
      @adewilson132 Před 10 měsíci +3

      How? This was pretty progressive.

  • @josephoswald2292
    @josephoswald2292 Před rokem +26

    This is why I feel like I can NEVER satisfy a woman who "switched teams" before. Not enough access to the equipment. LOL

    • @duttakunal82
      @duttakunal82 Před rokem +3

      You should be happy if you can get'em to switch teams once.. or a few times, before switching back.

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 Před rokem +8

      Ask 😊
      Not only will you learn stuff, you will also score major points for caring enough to ask ...

  • @thetechlibrarian
    @thetechlibrarian Před rokem +6

    Jerry was really living a movie

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Před 10 měsíci +1

      This is a sitcom, not a documentary series.

  • @rustyt115
    @rustyt115 Před rokem +16

    Oh that Michael I hate him, he’s just so smug.

  • @kamnapavon4638
    @kamnapavon4638 Před rokem +2

    "Dirty Deeds, done Dirt Cheap.."
    Being a Secretary in the past, meant lots of 'Dirty Secrets'..... "Victoria's Secrets'?

  • @robertjohnson1602
    @robertjohnson1602 Před rokem +3

    Love it.

  • @lumberjackdreamer6267
    @lumberjackdreamer6267 Před rokem +2

    Kramer did it.

  • @NasrinZzzz
    @NasrinZzzz Před rokem +12

    3:43 Because I'm a woman.
    Love my girl

  • @SalesforceUSA
    @SalesforceUSA Před rokem

    The best ,

  • @Carlos-xz3vi
    @Carlos-xz3vi Před rokem +5

    ‘Cause I am a woman Bbbbbbbboom Shaka Boom Shaka Boom Boom! Lol!

  • @Andrea-cx9sv
    @Andrea-cx9sv Před 4 měsíci +1

    You realize your venturing into uncharted waters?

  • @Tuilaione
    @Tuilaione Před rokem +5

    Elaine is a Superhero...

  • @dinabakyt
    @dinabakyt Před rokem +1

    “Oh, no! Don’t tell me!” Hahahah

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Před rokem +6

    Ba ba ba ba ba boom, chic a boom, chic a boom boom, boom!

  • @citizendissidentiv2488
    @citizendissidentiv2488 Před rokem +2

    After a distinguished career with the CIA during Korea and the Cold War. Col. Flagg went on to a very successful career in high finance.

    • @IIBNG76
      @IIBNG76 Před rokem

      He also ended up going blind for a while. Good to see he recovered.

  • @sirackcity
    @sirackcity Před rokem +2

    Ba ba ba boom ba ba ba boom baba chic chic boom 😄

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Před rokem +3

    "No reason." 👀👀

  • @BoldWittyName
    @BoldWittyName Před rokem +9

    Julia is such a damn decent actress.

  • @jtirello3_111
    @jtirello3_111 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Ba-ba-ba-boom, chicky-boom, chicky-boom-boom-BOOM! Elaine just KNEW she had cracked the code.

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hey guys, it’s not too late to join our team!

  • @hristopopov7345
    @hristopopov7345 Před rokem +2

    Could someone explain Elaine's monologue on the equipment , while in Jerry's apartment. What exactly is meant

  • @D_veraz
    @D_veraz Před 4 měsíci

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Is Elaine going to jail now?

  • @aishx
    @aishx Před rokem +2

    Elaine didn't watch Chasing Amy 😌

  • @SilverPlayer2002
    @SilverPlayer2002 Před rokem +4

    Too bad no one knew that “Playing both teams” was considered an option for both teams at the time.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Před 10 měsíci +6

      No, we knew at the time, we weren't Neanderthals in the 90s like people like to assume... but there's a thing called "preference"... and the character of Elaine would've never accepted that, she never gave that vibe even in her earlier hippie phase.

    • @tangerinetangerine4400
      @tangerinetangerine4400 Před 3 dny

      Bisexuality was well known about in the 90s. How old are you?

  • @jackbynum2460
    @jackbynum2460 Před rokem +7

    Just cause we have access to our own equipment all the time... Doesn't mean we know how to handle it...better when a woman handles the equipment

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před rokem +6

    Trans people figured out how to do trades within the league! 🏳️‍⚧️🤣

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Which is why trans folks are geniuses! 😁👍🌈

  • @Sweet_Venom0027
    @Sweet_Venom0027 Před rokem

    I didn't get that last metaphor @4:21, can someone explain it to me please?

  • @trevertravis8963
    @trevertravis8963 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Now there are 735 different "teams".

  • @Ibhenriksen
    @Ibhenriksen Před 3 měsíci

    Yankees vs Mets

  • @wissenschaftkraft5075
    @wissenschaftkraft5075 Před rokem +1

    Jews Love gays!! LOL

  • @DonTruman
    @DonTruman Před rokem +14

    LOL. Great open honest exploration of an idea. Could never do that today. The "woke" would explode in mindless rage.

    • @bannedheretic2971
      @bannedheretic2971 Před rokem +8

      So LET THEM explode in mindless rage!

    • @dasikakn
      @dasikakn Před rokem +17

      I’m woke and very much appreciate the humor in this. This is very true to real life where many people experience both sides to be sure.

    • @DonTruman
      @DonTruman Před rokem

      @@dasikakn the woke are completely disconnected from real life, so that's not persuasive. It's all about submission to the latest doctrine and punishing 'sinners'. In this instance, Elaine is the 'sinner' thinking and trying to "convert" him. Woke theology declares we are born a particular gender, and therefore attempts to change someone is a 'sin'. If you care about reality, then you aren't fully "woke."

    • @jeremymacdonald5584
      @jeremymacdonald5584 Před rokem +8

      @@dasikakn I dare say you aren't woke due to the fact that you can converse in a civil manner about this

    • @queenqueen977
      @queenqueen977 Před rokem +2

      You do realize the "woke" will be the first to be open about exploration and fluidity in sexuality right??? You right winger morons are hilarious

  • @jusssayin480
    @jusssayin480 Před rokem

    This episode is ridiculous!

  • @ForexRevolution
    @ForexRevolution Před rokem +2

    there are no real "teams" for that matter.

  • @taxpayer6079
    @taxpayer6079 Před rokem +20

    Playing the roulette wheel of STD’s, aids, monkey pox, and on and on.

    • @jusssayin480
      @jusssayin480 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, because straight people never get STD's and everything else.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 Před rokem +1

      That's why we have protection. And birth control for the worst std of all, pregnancy. Let adults do what they do, holier than thou incel.

  • @MrNoidZ
    @MrNoidZ Před rokem +5

    4 people are broke because they're woke

  • @jasonz7788
    @jasonz7788 Před rokem +7

    Did Elaine commit a hate crime? Oh wait that's todays stupid standard... It was just comedy then. I miss that time.... Sniff

  • @gyovel
    @gyovel Před rokem +1

    In Israel we have minister that can convert them.

  • @rjames881
    @rjames881 Před rokem +1

    Elaine not even cute 🤣🤣🤣 TF she thought she was going to do

  • @av2675
    @av2675 Před rokem +6

    One of those scenes that shows Seinfeld has not aged well. Very regressive

    • @patrickjack8101
      @patrickjack8101 Před rokem

      Go sit on one

    • @mattsbaseballcardbreaks5952
      @mattsbaseballcardbreaks5952 Před rokem +23

      How so?

    • @Xaforn
      @Xaforn Před rokem +5

      That would go for many shows especially ones from the 50’s like I Love Lucy. We still watch and enjoy them anyway.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Před rokem +22

      How has it not aged well?

    • @Droogs
      @Droogs Před rokem +6

      I don't think so, especially when you consider how most people think about those things.

  • @131313user
    @131313user Před rokem +1

    Forget about it