A two piece and a biscuit can change your life 😂🤣😂

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  • A two piece and a biscuit can change your life 😂🤣😂
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  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow000 Před rokem +26

    I got fired from my job. Sad as hell, I cried for hours. Then I got me a two piece and a biscuit.

  • @jazzjade4844
    @jazzjade4844 Před rokem +53

    “And don’t let it be on special.”😂😂😂 y’all in trouble then

  • @jh6025
    @jh6025 Před rokem +144

    You couldn't have grown up in the nineties without loving Steve Harvey.

    • @davidvanwell2071
      @davidvanwell2071 Před rokem +5

      Hell you can't grow up now without loving him

    • @energysurgefitness1738
      @energysurgefitness1738 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Bruh i didnt think he was that funny though. His show was funny though

    • @IkechiUkazu
      @IkechiUkazu Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@energysurgefitness1738 i agree

    • @dumisatonyjohnson8145
      @dumisatonyjohnson8145 Před měsícem

      Only to realize that he was wearing a damn man unit the whole time 👨🏻

  • @GABulldogGirl91
    @GABulldogGirl91 Před rokem +99

    Dang now he’s making me want a two piece and a biscuit. 😋🤣

  • @imsorry3217
    @imsorry3217 Před rokem +12

    This made me so hungry, I love Steve Harvey's stand-up comedy! 😂❤️

  • @bluetextonwhitebg
    @bluetextonwhitebg Před rokem +189

    can we PLEASE go back to 2 for 99 cents chicken? 😪

    • @joannagipson12
      @joannagipson12 Před rokem +5

      Please...😃💯💯💯💯💯

    • @ranyk6
      @ranyk6 Před rokem +13

      Yeah I miss back than when $1 to mean something for a kid going to the corner store and get a small bag of chip a small juice a slim Jim and Lemonheads for $1

    • @sagittariusemperor9692
      @sagittariusemperor9692 Před rokem +15

      What are you talking about right now its still 2 but for $99.00 dollars . So its still 2 for 99 just move the decimal point in a different location.

    • @bae5248
      @bae5248 Před rokem +3

      ​@@sagittariusemperor9692 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cantgetright742
      @cantgetright742 Před rokem +4

      At this rate its gonna be 2 for $99 before too long

  • @Sebastianbaraj5
    @Sebastianbaraj5 Před rokem +37

    The segment was great but man seeing the people, how they're dressed, the quality of the video. Something about about it makes me happy

  • @rhm987
    @rhm987 Před rokem +8

    Steve Harvey is a national treasure!

  • @tlotlomogomotsi7629
    @tlotlomogomotsi7629 Před rokem +8

    There's absolutely no one funnier than Steve Harvey!I wish you could bless with at least 1 more special.

  • @Player500000000
    @Player500000000 Před 6 měsíci +2

    It's 6 in the morning..... I need me a 2 piece and a biscuit for breakfast with some Louisiana hot sauce and some honey.

  • @jeebugorn
    @jeebugorn Před rokem +19

    Steve, when you say you got a gift for comedy, you aint lying. got me laughing so hard about something simple like eating a 2-piece and a biscuit. that is a gift

  • @stuartj1968
    @stuartj1968 Před rokem +8

    Impeccable timing setting up and delivering the gag and a fabulous audience just bursting for a great night out!

  • @dshadow3173
    @dshadow3173 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "I learned something that day", LMAO!

  • @calvingardner7175
    @calvingardner7175 Před rokem +24

    Aww man I have seen this since it aired. This was the 1st time really paying attention to his stand up and I was a child. I remember this clearly cause he was talking about them peppers. Thanks for bringing back my childhood.

  • @dianetaylor615
    @dianetaylor615 Před rokem +10

    Happy Birthday Mr. Harvey! I hope you and Marjorie and your children and grandchildren have a wonderful day!

    • @xavierrichardson461
      @xavierrichardson461 Před rokem

      God bless you and your family in Jesus Christ’s Holy Name Amen 🙏🏾 & I pray that you’re covered in the blood of Jesus Christ ❤

  • @Dementia69
    @Dementia69 Před rokem +45

    I'm white and I been in line for the chicken and a biscuit,popeyes.

    • @hermansmithjr561
      @hermansmithjr561 Před rokem +1

      Steve White too, you see how light he is

    • @MrCHRISTIANRALPH
      @MrCHRISTIANRALPH Před rokem +2

      Me too

    • @kathyparkhurst7005
      @kathyparkhurst7005 Před 7 měsíci

      what exactly is white other than your skin color, i look white but am half mexican, no one is 100 percent white, watever that is

    • @Dementia69
      @Dementia69 Před 7 měsíci

      @kathyparkhurst7005 whites an American term as I'm told by others,I say I'm white but I'm mixed as all hell. As Terrance McKenna said Heritage is not your friend🤫

    • @dixiecyrus8136
      @dixiecyrus8136 Před 6 měsíci

      Who hasn't?🤣🤣🤣❤️🙏

  • @whatatimetobealive7436
    @whatatimetobealive7436 Před rokem +10

    Steve is da boooommmmbbbb!! Love this dude right here.

  • @georginaparamo4129
    @georginaparamo4129 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Steve's mama dropped him on his head as a child, his head been a flat top the rest of his life! 😆😂😮🤣🎤

  • @frederickblackwell9960
    @frederickblackwell9960 Před rokem +1

    Steve Harvey back in 1994 and rocking the hi-top fade haircut and was the host of Showtime at the Apollo. Handsome then and still handsome and fly and phenomenal as well suit and tie and all that and a bag of chips.

  • @kathleenweinberg6442
    @kathleenweinberg6442 Před rokem +39

    Steve Harvey is one funny guy he will have you laughing for days

  • @derrickjenkins2455
    @derrickjenkins2455 Před rokem +2

    @3:00 ....He talking about Popeyes

  • @samfish6938
    @samfish6938 Před rokem +1

    he had to pay $650,000 per month in taxes for 7 years just to catch back up!

  • @roseannparker5800
    @roseannparker5800 Před rokem +2

    Audience gives him love, he gives it right back.

  • @Thegiftedone95
    @Thegiftedone95 Před 11 měsíci +1

    5:44 Not blue fire lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @debraaguayo7777
    @debraaguayo7777 Před rokem +17

    Steve loved the video it was funny as hell. Have a great evening!

  • @Stussmeister
    @Stussmeister Před rokem +3

    While I live relatively close to two fried chicken establishments (a Popeyes in the closest shopping center and a KFC farther down the road), I can't say I've visited them much. I do know from experience, though, that eating jalapeno peppers does indeed pack a kick to both one's tongue and stomach.

  • @bschader4450
    @bschader4450 Před rokem +4

    Steve Harvey is just the best #1 in everything he does!

  • @Fogmaster1990
    @Fogmaster1990 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I want a 12 piece and a jar of peppers

  • @SuperEcwchampion
    @SuperEcwchampion Před rokem +1

    You ain't wrong on the "your problem is later" on those peppers. 😂😂

  • @AntiqueMusic935
    @AntiqueMusic935 Před rokem +1

    2 piece and a biscuit 🤣😂🤣😂😁

  • @mulataeboujae
    @mulataeboujae Před rokem +3

    2 piece Tuesdays at Popeyes!!! Yesss!! With mashed potatoes and gravy or red beans and rice!!

  • @chosengirl45
    @chosengirl45 Před rokem +2

    Happy Birthday Uncle Steve!!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @dericmitchell46
    @dericmitchell46 Před rokem

    We would stay up in the middle of the night and watch show time at the Apollo with Steve Harvey

  • @sanebooks
    @sanebooks Před rokem +4

    Now I want 4 pieces and a biscuit, damn it!

  • @kimhill-parker7508
    @kimhill-parker7508 Před rokem +8

    😂😂😂😂 Classic! Love it!!!

  • @poppashots994
    @poppashots994 Před rokem +3

    Steve went to Church's fried Chicken they're the only place I know that will ask you if you want to pepper with your order.

  • @hitman_dasmoker281
    @hitman_dasmoker281 Před rokem +1

    I miss watching "Showtime At The Apollo" definitely miss the 90's

  • @ML-1804
    @ML-1804 Před 16 dny

    This is DC Curry joke, Steve just remixed it 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @joytochi413
    @joytochi413 Před rokem

    Dang!!! Steve Harvey still handsome and funny as ever! 😂🤣❤️

  • @gphillimo
    @gphillimo Před rokem +4

    That 2 pieces for 99 cents would be great nowadays. I bought a chicken sandwich the other day and it was 7 dollars. No drink, no fries, just the sandwich by itself. 7 damn dollars sm

  • @jerryshepherd1645
    @jerryshepherd1645 Před rokem +2

    Love Steve in whatever he is doing

  • @StarDriver1
    @StarDriver1 Před rokem

    "Four Pieces and a Biscuit," Can't Hide money there.....

  • @MasterSluggyKornNuts
    @MasterSluggyKornNuts Před rokem +1

    I remember watching this episode in the mid nineties Showtime At The Apollo.

  • @monacannon6644
    @monacannon6644 Před rokem +1

    Lmaooo cuse me!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Darci3333
    @Darci3333 Před rokem +1

    I forgot which one that was many years ago they always asked you if you wanted a pepper with it....a jalapeno pepper...

  • @mcconn746
    @mcconn746 Před rokem +1

    I am an old white guy. You don't have anything on me. I love 2 pieces and a biscuit too. Hardly a week goes by that I don't eat some fried chicken. I wish you well.

  • @chaptervixo
    @chaptervixo Před rokem +4

    I just had a 2 piece and a biscuit 😂 my phone stalking me

  • @asrimuhammad7951
    @asrimuhammad7951 Před 21 dnem

    I as a Malaysian🇲🇾. We eat 3 piece, coslow, mashed potato, and a bun.

  • @Jwcounselor77
    @Jwcounselor77 Před 5 měsíci

    Can I have a two piece and a biscuit 😂

  • @starford
    @starford Před 8 měsíci

    Where can I get these stand-ups in full???

  • @annabusby9773
    @annabusby9773 Před rokem +1

    I love you Steve Harvey ❤️

  • @melvinvivian4526
    @melvinvivian4526 Před rokem

    Yes yes the good old days the early sixties 70s 80s and 90s great memories

  • @pipewelda
    @pipewelda Před rokem

    Haha! Love it

  • @sarahlubale2735
    @sarahlubale2735 Před rokem +31

    Haven't laughed so hard in a while .....your a legend sir

  • @michaelle8384
    @michaelle8384 Před rokem

    My doctor told me no more fry chicken no bread no juice no soda no broccoli no spinach.no carb.no coffee no rice no beans I am sick of it I can’t even go to a restaurant to eat

  • @garrettsmith2654
    @garrettsmith2654 Před rokem +1

    Now a days, it's 2 for $20.

  • @DCronk-qc6sn
    @DCronk-qc6sn Před rokem

    Mr. Harvey - master of the craft.

  • @meriahaiello
    @meriahaiello Před rokem

    Oh yes! Me too!!

  • @Javier_Jimenez71
    @Javier_Jimenez71 Před rokem +1

    Preach on Reverend Steve 🍗🍗🍞

  • @hollyholy641
    @hollyholy641 Před rokem

    A two piece and a biscuit will make you broke in 2023.💯

  • @TheDoubleKup
    @TheDoubleKup Před 3 měsíci

    Grew up watching steve harvey idc what nobody talking about

  • @JAMUSA2018
    @JAMUSA2018 Před 9 měsíci

    Bernie Mac is the KING!!!!

  • @jseidel70js
    @jseidel70js Před rokem

    Jalapeño and chicken are great together!

  • @acebrandon3522
    @acebrandon3522 Před 4 měsíci

    Steve ain't lying, Blue Flames of Firey Death do come outta cha latter on. And it hurts like this>>>>

  • @juliedaly2381
    @juliedaly2381 Před rokem +1

    No way get a bucket

  • @angelajones8547
    @angelajones8547 Před rokem +2

    Happy New Year Steve🥳🎊🎉

    • @angelajones8547
      @angelajones8547 Před rokem

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️

    • @angelajones8547
      @angelajones8547 Před rokem

      Steve is funny as heck he really cracks me up. I din't know about telegrams I am old fashion I don't watch Instagram, or anything else just youtube

  • @willmallory9085
    @willmallory9085 Před rokem +1

    Same applies to Thai food!

  • @claypearson8380
    @claypearson8380 Před rokem

    This Steve Harvey!!!

  • @verdellhayes1305
    @verdellhayes1305 Před rokem

    That's gone 2 for 99 cents

  • @AmazingMiracles
    @AmazingMiracles Před rokem +2

    I like this old video but not all black folk ❤ 🐓I love eating chicken wings shamelessly but my Jamaican dad didn’t like chicken. He ate it because it was cheap meat even though he had enough money to buy a farm but it wasn’t the stereo typical thing with him.
    I also noticed a that Steve was trying to get people to relate to him by explaining his hardship to appease the audience.
    I don’t think he would be doing that now though regardless if he has more or less money. If you have two TV shows you know that you will be in a different mindset from people who don’t have enough money etc. Anyways, I would love to have him on my show…

  • @GPWoodsy
    @GPWoodsy Před rokem

    Steve you are a funny guy you allways put a smile on my face no matter what show you are doing ,stay safe my virtual friend 🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @terancejunior
    @terancejunior Před 8 měsíci

    That outro

  • @mysticB_29
    @mysticB_29 Před rokem +6

    Steve... I went to hollywood December last year 15 - 18th on the 18th late afternoon I stood on your Star of fame. It was Amazing being in the same spot that someone as amazing as you stood in... ✨💖 That was nice!!! Thanks for the two piece n a biscuit 😉

  • @HatianHurricane
    @HatianHurricane Před rokem

    Facts!

  • @brandonfain6919
    @brandonfain6919 Před rokem +1

    I miss that old Steve harvey that jus making harvey ... not this Hollywood steve

  • @_skillfullgods_9017
    @_skillfullgods_9017 Před rokem

    Crazy I haven’t seen this standup! I guess I haven’t seen all of them

  • @feimazzi9908
    @feimazzi9908 Před rokem

    I wish we could get more of these

  • @peaceoflife8372
    @peaceoflife8372 Před rokem

    Very good...👍

  • @hectorhernandez86
    @hectorhernandez86 Před rokem +4

    Till this day I’m still with the KFC 2 thighs and a biscuit with hot sauce 🤤

  • @khris6105
    @khris6105 Před rokem

    Facts! ..... Thank you Popeyes

  • @IanlorenZlistActor
    @IanlorenZlistActor Před rokem

    POPEYES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!

  • @rawsko0316
    @rawsko0316 Před rokem

    That's gotta be a Church's lol

  • @Paul-wu7xd
    @Paul-wu7xd Před 8 měsíci

    Da Brat!

  • @99AND9TH
    @99AND9TH Před rokem

    2 pc and biscuit for 99 cent , yeah this old old lmao

  • @deremiahderrick6292
    @deremiahderrick6292 Před rokem

    Clearly, you haven't seen the peppers at Church's

  • @seemarksjunk
    @seemarksjunk Před rokem +1

    dangit now im hungry

  • @moderusprime
    @moderusprime Před rokem

    Mexicans know about the pepper.

  • @eulissaford6031
    @eulissaford6031 Před rokem +4

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Phillyboi215
    @Phillyboi215 Před rokem

    Please make sure your volume is adjusted after the last joke. Your welcome

  • @geotrain
    @geotrain Před rokem

    Hilarious!

  • @amenpreacher6015
    @amenpreacher6015 Před rokem

    wierd seeing Steve with dem hair

  • @Big_Tony_Speaks
    @Big_Tony_Speaks Před rokem +1

    2 piece and a biscuit is just southern.

    • @MasterSluggyKornNuts
      @MasterSluggyKornNuts Před rokem

      No it's not.

    • @Big_Tony_Speaks
      @Big_Tony_Speaks Před rokem

      @@MasterSluggyKornNuts , I wasn't saying that it's ONLY Southern. I was saying that all southern food (traditional) is comfort food. It just hits a certain way. And nearly every southerner knows the power of a 2 piece with a biscuit.

  • @christopherlussier4383

    Damn..2pcs. of chicken cost like 10.00!! don't even know about the biscuit.

  • @TAROMusic
    @TAROMusic Před rokem

    ℹ️ WANT SOME CHICKEN NOW.

  • @williamcarter9066
    @williamcarter9066 Před rokem +2

    Our comedy is mostly about real life from coast to coast and we've been through so must hell as a race you can't but laugh until your eyes water and stomach aches because other than that we'd always be crying over the tragic ish that goes on in our daily lives ya dig !!

  • @shakyasamjhana1
    @shakyasamjhana1 Před rokem

    Look at you handsome!
    8/100

  • @brettshepherd5240
    @brettshepherd5240 Před rokem

    THE MF TRUTH...ESPECIALLY THE PEPPERS

  • @paintriarchdave7977
    @paintriarchdave7977 Před 5 měsíci

    Now he just panders to lonely women and gays all day. Some king..

  • @tt-cv9tk
    @tt-cv9tk Před rokem +2

    I don't know you've been funny for long time steve😅 (Indonesia fans)

  • @nonames1139
    @nonames1139 Před rokem

    He ain’t lying lol wife and I make over 100k together but …… will easily slide in the Popeyes/kfc line for 3 wings and a biscuit with strawberry jelly