Waiters - JACK & DEAN
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- čas přidán 6. 12. 2018
- Season 1 - Episode 4
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*That shits problematic son*
Katy Robson I open the comments at THIS EXACT POINT GOD DAMN IT
My jaw fell down at the "Can you" line and stayed that way till the end credits.
He did not like the cut of Jack's jib.
I laughed so hard I could hard after just being shook
TheGodOfPegana i needed to it again to get it
I had to rewind and watch it a second time, Jack’s face murdered me 😂
I like the cut of you jib, Pegana! Meet me in my office on Monday.
7:12 the black dude taking notes on the knife and fork is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time
Omg lol I didn't really notice that!
same 😂
I was actually about to comment that
When i read it i thought you meant notes like physically on the knife and fork
*phork
first time seeing this one, the note pad and the guy tagging along in the bathroom absolutely killed me.
SAME HONESTLY
Same xD
yeah that’s great. I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU
@@h33day Call my office on Monday! I might have a position for you.
*I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU*
Bathroom montage still the best bit
I like the cut of your jib arsg66 i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning
Defenetly
‘No asparagus isn’t a utensil’
I love how the confused dude joined in on the class
Can you is simply amazing
A real waiter is not a waiter without a tray actually, preferably round, made of metal, and fucking heavy! Usually carried with the palm of the hand... I hate my job...
Bro, same
Palm of the hand??? I've always used fingertips wth
Awesome
So basically a pizza pan
NaNomi Fingertips? I use my my rock hard washboard abs.
"WHAT THE FUCK can i get you?" still my favourite line
I've already eaten my advent calendar but this is a better one
what did you do with the chocolate ? cuz you're not supposed to eat the calendar itself ya know ?
@@flori8320 True
@@flori8320 wait
You’re not supposed to?
WE’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG
*DENKI*
"Asparagus is not a utensil."
Is mayonnaise ...a utensil?
@@zanzlanz Horse radish is not a utensil either
Is that a dare?
What about a AR-15
Not with that attitude
I like the cut off your jib, 12 Deans of Jackmas!!
_jackmas_
*PHORK*
!
*fork.
@Xan D
Whoosh
@@thenerdyanarchist3492 "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!!"
-Megamind. (I tricked you into r/Woosh ing me.)
@@stonksboinz clever... very clever...
-Flowey from undertale
I love Dean and Jack.
Derrick?
palm tree darren...
Sammikins So you like the cut of their jib.
Misclickable could defiantly use someone like him
Rot
"Well... can you?" killed me with laughter
Im enjoying these so so much I haven't laughed like this in ages
twish one more like and you have a circle of likes
ITZ THE CIRCLE OF LIIIKEEEESSSSS
Sausages
I like the cut of your jib twish i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning
Same
7:12 I lost it when the other guy joined him in taking notes
I like the cut of your jib boys, I could use men like you!
Monday?
I'm sorry but that bathroom scene has me HOWLING.
I like the cut of your jib! Be at my office at 4 on Monday!
Thanks for giving this to us for free Jack and Dean
Chris Holds Anything for you, Deadpool ♥️
This is my favourite episode so far I'm screeching
“But can you walk the walk”
“Can you?”
This is under any point of view the better line I’ve heard so far. Simply brilliant!
They should’ve been in rewind
I wouldn’t wish the rewind this year on anyone honesty, I think all the good youtubers dodged a bullet not being in it
dont curse that upon them lol
Isn’t this from 2016 though? 😊
Nope check the description. It came out yesterday...
the animated watermelon I know this particular video did just come out, but the series as a whole originally came out several years ago 😊
The biggest gem of this series so far is definitely marv & the actress that plays her!! She works so well off the both of you & kills every line she delivers.
Agreed, Marv brings me so much joy!! Jessica Hynes absolutely nails it every time.
I really need to get a jib cut.
A jib is a sail and the cut is the way it's positioned.
I dont know which is funnier:
1. The idea that Jack has a slide prepared for Dean to point to, including soup on a list of foods he doesn't use utensils for, or
2. Dean took the time to draw out and color all of those things on the slide, which must have taken a good minute, or
3. Dean knew that Jack was going to bring a chart of how to use a fork and a knife and included a slide himself about it, and Jack just went with it.
i could literally watch the same lot of jack and dean videos and not get bored
Maia Ford I could.
@@DeanDobbs i saw that sneaky edit
Same here. And I do.
These are making my Christmas soooo much better !!
Your speech at the beginning, I felt that.
When the other guy started taken notes aswell
“ asparagus is not a utensil “ had me dead 🤣❤️
so funny love u guys
Imagine if you actually had to do a test and get a licence to use a knife and fork with a spoon being a special add on you apply for
There actually is, you need to take it for your knife loicense.
this series is genuinely hilarious
I love their creativity and that’s the thing I respect in people so much, so props to you guys!
Number one on my top 10 list of transitions:
"What the fu- Can I get you?"
okay but that steak looked TERRIBLE
Zinkromo Even more terrible when you consider that there was more than one take... 😵
@@DeanDobbs you poor soul
@@DeanDobbs how did it taste?
Cut my jib
‘You wouldn’t see Spider-Man without his cape’ lmao
"knife and fork is like a good marriage, unlike the one your parents had" I've seen this son many times and it still make me wheeze
Jack and Dean deserve more appreciation that’s the tea
These are so brilliant and "PISS!" made me legit laugh out loud
"Wouldn't see Spiderman without his cape"
Don't think anyones seeing Spiderman at all anymore m8
I can just imagine dean casually shovelling soup into his mouth at a dinner table
Well he only said that he can’t use fork and knife so I think he can use a spoon
a cog in the *murder* machine
Get back in the emo cave where you belong! We put you all in there for a reason.
@@SavageLynelButtPlug if you get the reference you belong here with us
THEY SAID ALL
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
They could care less as long as someone will bleed!
“No asparagus is not a utensil” XD
Gerald is clearly an NPC. Just two cut scenes and the rest is repetitive dialogue loops. "I like the cut of your jib! I could use someone like you! Give my office a call first thing Monday!" Great episode, guys!
“What the Fuck can I get you” is the most ingenious line transition ever I’ve heard! I’ve watched it a billion times- this series is incredible.
the other guy taking notes in the bathroom cracked me up!
I already loved the first 3 episodes, but 'I like the cut of your jib' ended up making me cry from laughter! I also love how informative this series is: so far I've learnt how to tell babies apart (hat), how to recognise a waiter (napkin), what's a fork...
"Wait!"
"I was about to."
I really enjoy spotting all of the cinematic references, the more you know the funnier it is!
they also seem to be getting funnier and funnier as they go along so keep it up
I'm not even through the video, but I needed to pause to comment: I don't think I've ever laughed that much at a CZcams video ever... So many gems in this... So so many... Wow!!!
Now I’ve forgotten how to use a knife and fork thanks
Sophie Horayne learn to use a forknife
Absolutely love these Jack and Darren videos, they truly make my day
Love angry Jack. Love this episode! Love the reoccurring "I've not seen it." gag. Hilarious as always!
this is genuinely so good!! I love it so much pleasseeeeee keep writing
Lol I love it when it deans shouts “PISS!”
this series is something else, you guys have come so far and it’s incredible ♥️
SPIDER-MAN WITH A CAPE HAGAGAHAHHA
I LOVE THIS. Y'all are so talented
These are so well made. I look forward to more!
I love this series.
This is my favourite of Jack & Dean of all trades, and one of my favourite sketches of your whole channel. So many of the jokes got me laughing out loud.
While some jokes were repeated or spun a different way they never felt repetitive and only drove home the punch lines.
This is the best episode yet! Thanks Jack, Dean and Paul for writing such good material - I like the cut of your jibs.
Thankyou, I needed a good laugh today 🖤😂😂
I keep rewatching this series it's too good
favorite episode by far. good job guys
Love you guys
I love u guys keep up the good work
Man, I watched these episodes on Fullscreen ages ago. SO well done!
man i love you guys!!!!
I love the editing in this
WAITERS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE HELL YESSSSSSS
Ive been loving this series so far! It's very well done ♥️
This one is my favorite episode! I've already watched the series and they are as funny as the first time. Thank you for all your work!
love the shining reference!!
Best one I've seen so far. :)
i loveddddd this episode!
This was honestly beautiful. Sold me on the whole series
Favorite episode so far
been loving these, what a combo Jack and Darren
I’ve been looking forward to this
watching your films makes me so happy.
Best episode yet!
Yes! It's here!!
Such high quality productions! And incredibly well written imo... Amazing that we can watch this on youtube...
Lovin this.... keep em coming xD
Been watching, enjoying and looking forward to these every day ever since the 12 Deans of Jackmas announcement.
This was awesome.
really enjoying these episodes! sorry i was too lazy to sign up to fullscreen xx
Aw, come on, I waited the whole video for Jack to say: "Use the fork!" or "May the fork be with you"
Excellent work again guys. Really well done xx
These get better and better! Loved this one!
Yessss I love these episodes so much ❤️😂
I love them so much Derrick and Jack 😍❤️
Darren*
@@rowan4684 I think you'll find its Jarren and Derrick
Trinity Smith i ship derrack
@@supercool1312 me too 😂😂
I'm thoroughly enjoying these so very much, they brighten my mornings everyday ❤
This feels like watching Christmas films with the fam :) just nice :) thanks for posting guys
This series is honestly incredible
I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH! These videos have been making my Christmas better! I’m glad you guys make these videos and I’m glad that you are doing something you love. At least I hope you love doing it. Ugh I’m rambling! But thank you so much for making entertainment for us. We all think you guys are amazing!
this is my favourite episode! killed it boys
I like the cut of your jib Jack and Dean. Another fantastic episode really enjoying this series
Really enjoying this series so far