I saw a meme that perfectly describes how we've become dumbed-down over the years, especially when it comes to cars. Owner's manuals back in the day used to explain how to adjust valve timing. Now, they have warnings not to drink the washer fluid.
@@seanmurphy8312 It may well be but it’s still one of the more ridiculously memorable coiffures I’ve ever sat eyes upon. 🤷🏻♀️ As long as he’s happy w it & he must be, I don’t reckon the state of his hair is anybody’s damn business but his own.
Excellent. thought I'd never get to see this as i couldn't get there and i'm too tight to pony up for patreon, despite geoff being one of my favourite comedians
Brilliant Mr. N, your best yet.....ps as ever, I loved the 2 or 3 neg comments of crackpottery amongst a sea of superlatives..........'I turned it right off' my favourite 😅
@rjflores438. That's weird? Is it CZcams that has done that then? Or can the uploader turn them off? I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have said but I can't remember ever seeing that before ( unless I just haven't noticed!) Would be interested to know 🙂
Re orgasms- I reckon they vary wildly person to person & I've witnessed male orgasms that last for ages & look full body crazy & they say that their soul left their body & returned again . Whereas for other blokes it's like just a little shudder.
I've read this guy's book and to be honest, that wasn't the best thing I've read but it was certainly competitive. It is however better than his stand up in my opinion. I agree with quite a bit of what he says but I just think he looks too 'normal' to be funny. Certain people were born to be funny but Geoff Norcott looks and sounds like he was born to fix car engines.
I remember turning up in a service station with a flat tyre and 4 men in a car next to me watched me change the tyre. Not 1 of them helped.......probably didn`t know what to do
I love you Geoff - 'not in a gay way though...no you're not a a big fat gruff hairy bear, they're my type! Pls appear on 'The Football's On' more often - those other guest comedians are utter shite!
@@nathanaelstunt7317 Yeah, when the audience laughed, that's generally accepted as the funny parts. The fact that he defines himself as a bit right wing, perhaps prevents you from seeing the funny side of what he says.
Three “F”’s word within one minute. Took you right off. I do not invite swearing into my home. Get rid of the puerile humour and I might invite you back.
@@zeldagoblin Which part of the Bible? The first and true part of which to live a thorough and complete life from or the second and the testament to the life of Jesus? Neither refer to Geoff Norcott and this video. My issue is that within modern society everyone believes (incorrectly) that they have the right(s) (of which I do not refer to the law in this aspect) to do or be anything. I have seen this performer of wit before; this time I found hime distasteful… Simple
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I saw a meme that perfectly describes how we've become dumbed-down over the years, especially when it comes to cars. Owner's manuals back in the day used to explain how to adjust valve timing. Now, they have warnings not to drink the washer fluid.
We moved to overhead cams with hydraulic followers, no adjustment there. [ proves his own point 🤣 ]
I saw a meme lol...
@@onevastanus Thanks for your inspirational contribution! Well done you!
@@Dangerousdaze Did you copy that from a meme?
We've got a walking meme here lads!😮
Best British comedian I've seen since COVID-19 , very good observation comedian.
Looking like we’ve been tasered. 🤣😂🤣
This is like a British version of Bill Burr.
Love it.
Absolutely first class, my favourite comic of the moment.
Really great comedian who tells it from a different perspective. Certainly worth watching live on his tours.
Always nice to hear a comedian where Donald Trump's hair isn't a punch line.
Aud Geoff keeps quite about hairlines.
Tbf, he didn’t do much to not help those jokes.
President Trumps' hair is a glorious lions mane.🇺🇲🤠🇺🇲
@@seanmurphy8312 It may well be but it’s still one of the more ridiculously memorable coiffures I’ve ever sat eyes upon. 🤷🏻♀️ As long as he’s happy w it & he must be, I don’t reckon the state of his hair is anybody’s damn business but his own.
It's all his own! All his own, I'll tell you! And his hands are not an indicator. So shoosh.
Seriously funny guy ... can't wait to see him in Spalding !
Very good 🎉
One of the best out there, surely.
🌟So much fun. Still chuckling in 2023🌟
Brilliant.
'Do the Truffle Shuffle!!' That was hilarious in a brilliant film.
Excellent. thought I'd never get to see this as i couldn't get there and i'm too tight to pony up for patreon, despite geoff being one of my favourite comedians
Great memories of an excellent night. Looking forward to this year's tour...
guy is seriously funny--and so true to life...
Good to see you back on CZcams mate!
Sharp and clever!! 😂❤😂😂😂😂
Mermaid of the duvet is absolute gold.
seen Geoff live a couple of times, very funny guy, and an excellent video :-)
Seriously funny guy, great live.
Very, very funny, clever observations - I thought it was just my grandad who became a heavy drinker after WW2!
Saw this in Maidenhead. Absolutely brilliant. 😂
Saw him a couple of times last year (Dorking, Crawley). Bloody good nights!
Brilliant as ever!!
Thanks for sharing....great stuff
Saw in Milton Keynes and Huntingdon.
Got tickets for the new show at Milton Keynes... Looking forward to it 👍
Quality Geoff.
Brilliant
Two "F"'s within first 30 seconds, Very Intelligent !!
My hometown Southend, yes.
Sad missed it
Brilliant Mr. N, your best yet.....ps as ever, I loved the 2 or 3 neg comments of crackpottery amongst a sea of superlatives..........'I turned it right off' my favourite 😅
Thank you
Very funny.
Fine work
Great stuff.
Really enjoyed this 👌
Very good.
Cannot believe peoples bad manners being on their phones at a live gig
I turned up at the wrong thing once. Ended up married to it for 9 years! Shoulda just bought her a house and saved time!
Tip Top!!!
Awesome 😂
Top Drawer!
You no something is wrong with youtube when you cant see the numbers of likes. I cant seem to think why!
@rjflores438. That's weird? Is it CZcams that has done that then? Or can the uploader turn them off? I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have said but I can't remember ever seeing that before ( unless I just haven't noticed!) Would be interested to know 🙂
Prolly get truss next.... prophetic
how did google make subtitles to this is a true miracle
Top man
"....ba-ba...?
nice
Great show. Is he doing this years fringe?
I blame your parents too Geoffrey.
Re orgasms- I reckon they vary wildly person to person & I've witnessed male orgasms that last for ages & look full body crazy & they say that their soul left their body & returned again . Whereas for other blokes it's like just a little shudder.
I can’t remember ever being so bored. How have things got so bad that people find him funny?
😎👍
Looks like a Gervais lookalike from distance ..
Ummmmm. no thanks. nope.
I've read this guy's book and to be honest, that wasn't the best thing I've read but it was certainly competitive. It is however better than his stand up in my opinion. I agree with quite a bit of what he says but I just think he looks too 'normal' to be funny. Certain people were born to be funny but Geoff Norcott looks and sounds like he was born to fix car engines.
Hope the next act is funnier.
I remember turning up in a service station with a flat tyre and 4 men in a car next to me watched me change the tyre. Not 1 of them helped.......probably didn`t know what to do
I love you Geoff - 'not in a gay way though...no you're not a a big fat gruff hairy bear, they're my type!
Pls appear on 'The Football's On' more often - those other guest comedians are utter shite!
Good but still not edgy enough
Can anyone tell me where the jokes are?
I doubt it
He doesn't tell jokes, he's just says funny things. Maybe it went over your head.
@@teddyirons8240 Can you tell me where the funny things that he said are?
@@nathanaelstunt7317 Yeah, when the audience laughed, that's generally accepted as the funny parts. The fact that he defines himself as a bit right wing, perhaps prevents you from seeing the funny side of what he says.
@@teddyirons8240 - 😆 good one. In fact two! Advocating both social and political flock-like behaviour. Are you here all week?
Jesus, this is poor. Pub bore at 7.00 most evenings. Good that people enjoy it but what dull material
You are to comedy what Kate and Jerry McCann are to babysitting.
If you don’t like it, why watch it?
A murderer? That's a compliment in stand-up.
You are to The comments section what Jimmy Saville is to ChildLine.
Not f...king funny mate..
@@MrBuffalo2 You would know
Oooh. How edgy.🙄
Who said anything about edgy? If you compare my views to societies in general I’m the least edgy bloke on the circuit!
@@GeoffNorcott and the least funny.
@@LouisFriend-tk8gl yes good one 👍
Tell us a joke
Nah, not for me. I can understand the idea, most comedy is left wing these days, but this guy just isn't very funny
You are very much in the minority, as you can see from the comments.
Three “F”’s word within one minute. Took you right off. I do not invite swearing into my home. Get rid of the puerile humour and I might invite you back.
I hope you don't read the bible...
@@zeldagoblin Which part of the Bible? The first and true part of which to live a thorough and complete life from or the second and the testament to the life of Jesus? Neither refer to Geoff Norcott and this video. My issue is that within modern society everyone believes (incorrectly) that they have the right(s) (of which I do not refer to the law in this aspect) to do or be anything. I have seen this performer of wit before; this time I found hime distasteful… Simple
Geezer! See u in Chestaaaaar in March.😊