If Melanie Martinez was your Doctor 👩‍⚕️

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024

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  • @Emmetton
    @Emmetton Před 7 měsíci +4754

    The Songs:
    "Please wake up" - Dollhouse
    "A SEIZURE" - Nurse's Office
    "IT WAS LETHAL" - EVIL
    "Crack your head like an egg" - EVIL
    "Everything's blurry?" - PLUTO
    "Smoking cannabis" - Dollhouse
    "My prescription" - Mad Hatter
    "Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic" - Mrs. Potato Head
    "I will rip your fucking face" - High School Sweethearts
    "Band Aid?" - Training Wheels
    "The cold or a flu" - THE CONTORTIONIST
    "It's getting hard to breathe?" - Play Date
    "It's finally time" - PLUTO
    "You will die" - High School Sweethearts
    "SAY BYE TO YOUR FAMILY" - Fire Drill
    "There's nothing left to say" - Play Date
    "Whoever said I give a shit about you" - Play Date
    "Tell the psychiatrist" - Mad Hatter
    Congrats on 100K!

    • @plutospower
      @plutospower Před 7 měsíci +42

      Love the effort tho
      ❤️❤️❤️I love mel

    • @Kyn-dra
      @Kyn-dra Před 7 měsíci +48

      Thanks the only one I couldn’t tell was band aid XD

    • @Cassiearmstong2737
      @Cassiearmstong2737 Před 7 měsíci +28

      I knew all of these without seeing your comment

    • @plutospower
      @plutospower Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@Cassiearmstong2737 me too

    • @Missme-offical
      @Missme-offical Před 6 měsíci +4

      Thank u 🥺

  • @lorelaijensen9651
    @lorelaijensen9651 Před 7 měsíci +2880

    “Come on I’m stressed”
    “Tell the psychiatrist” 💀

  • @IHaveToEscapeTheVoid
    @IHaveToEscapeTheVoid Před 7 měsíci +675

    Seeing Mel, being such a savage when she's usually so sweet

  • @Gridkeeperr
    @Gridkeeperr Před 7 měsíci +601

    "It’s finally time to what?"
    "You will die"
    💀💀💀

  • @angel_crybaby
    @angel_crybaby Před 2 měsíci +735

    “ she’s a savage, but she has the voice of an angel “
    Me: 10

    • @FinleaJasper
      @FinleaJasper Před měsícem +12

      Melanie Martinez is actually really nice not Savage at all

    • @nerminramush4449
      @nerminramush4449 Před 28 dny +6

      ​@@FinleaJasper in her songs she's a savage lol

    • @weedmsoker
      @weedmsoker Před 24 dny

      @@nerminramush4449 in rl, she likes touching people without their consent!!

  • @ILOVERATSSSSSSSSS
    @ILOVERATSSSSSSSSS Před 2 měsíci +274

    "Im really stressed"
    "Tell the psychiatrist"
    TRYING HARD NOT TO LAUGH RANDOMLY IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY-

  • @bob..956
    @bob..956 Před 4 měsíci +42

    “Ur meant to help me”
    “Whoever said i gave a shit abt u?”

  • @Thatone_human1534
    @Thatone_human1534 Před 4 měsíci +70

    Bro did her dirty 😭😭

  • @user-qi1yd8fp6h
    @user-qi1yd8fp6h Před 7 měsíci +98

    TY FOR DOING MELANIEEE

  • @OrionnPerson
    @OrionnPerson Před 2 měsíci +35

    ‘But you’re supposed to care for me :(‘
    ‘Who said I gave a sht about you??’

  • @Leonardos_Massacre
    @Leonardos_Massacre Před 7 měsíci +177

    "IT WAS LETHAL" 💀✋

  • @Itz_VXZZ
    @Itz_VXZZ Před 2 měsíci +34

    "come on, I'm stressed-"
    Don't sound like you are, buddy.

  • @Bambicore_fandom
    @Bambicore_fandom Před 3 měsíci +10

    “Tell the psychiatrist”
    “I’ll be dead according to you!”

  • @alexynfranco7138
    @alexynfranco7138 Před 2 měsíci +17

    "what did i just experience"💀 the way he said it

  • @XOXOgwen
    @XOXOgwen Před 7 měsíci +224

    Him: “what will happen if I don’t take those?”
    Melanie Martinez being a f***ing savage: “I will rip your fucking face.”

    • @_Yuri_But_Italian_
      @_Yuri_But_Italian_ Před 2 měsíci +10

      I love how u censored the first "fucking" but not the second

    • @Mizinu_playz-1a
      @Mizinu_playz-1a Před 2 měsíci +4

      @_Yuri_but_italian_ so true I was gonna reply that

  • @sheliahale8426
    @sheliahale8426 Před měsícem +2

    The voice of "what the fuck" IS JUST ICONIC

  • @littlebowszz
    @littlebowszz Před měsícem +3

    I’d go to the doctors everday

  • @patriciaboscamp2264
    @patriciaboscamp2264 Před 3 měsíci +24

    me if i listened to my parents and became a doctor frfr:

  • @jesseniahaquino237
    @jesseniahaquino237 Před 4 měsíci +45

    The way he says “what the fu**” I can’t 😂💀💀

  • @ellie_bellie2
    @ellie_bellie2 Před 3 měsíci +132

    ATTENTION ALL, CRYBABYS, EARTHLINGS, CHERUBS, ANGEL BABIES, LITTLE BOWS… MELANIE IS DOING A MUTE CHALLENGE AT THE TRILOGY TOUR! IN PLAYDATE WHEN SHE SAYS SHH AND IN HSSH! PLEASE DONT RUIN THIS AND PLAY ALONG! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜•✋🏻✋🏼✋🏽✋🏾✋🏿

    • @PrincessAcornHair
      @PrincessAcornHair Před měsícem +5

      And if someone “messes” it up don’t come after them

    • @earthpowder
      @earthpowder Před měsícem +1

      @@PrincessAcornHair I remember the Beyoncé concert

    • @PrincessAcornHair
      @PrincessAcornHair Před měsícem +2

      @@earthpowder yea. Going this nuts over someone having fun the “wrong”
      way at a concert? Worshipping celebs to that extreme? No thanks

    • @earthpowder
      @earthpowder Před měsícem +2

      @@PrincessAcornHair ikr

  • @elihammer6696
    @elihammer6696 Před 7 měsíci +21

    Please do more of Mel, it’s so good! 😆🩷

  • @j4d3nnngaming
    @j4d3nnngaming Před 2 měsíci +11

    as a melanie martinez fan, this is so freaking funny lol

  • @RyRyRBX
    @RyRyRBX Před měsícem +10

    Melanie would be a great doctor 😂❤

  • @cnguyen3451
    @cnguyen3451 Před 6 měsíci +42

    This is my intro to Mel and it's beautiful

  • @froggieongfuel
    @froggieongfuel Před měsícem +2

    Definition of not giving a damn😭

  • @princesscrystalofthejewelw9178

    I haven't laughed this hard in days 😂😂😂

  • @LittleMissMelberryTheEar-lr3yl

    “ who ever said I give a shit bout you “ WAS THE BEST PART OF

  • @JovanisVersion
    @JovanisVersion Před 7 měsíci +15

    "Tell the psychiatrist"
    Mel- 💀

  • @PawprintYT
    @PawprintYT Před 5 měsíci +3

    My favourite is nurses office because I relate to it (it’s about faking a physical illness to get out of class because teachers won’t believe your mental feelings)
    “I’m coughing, I’m bleeding, bandaids won’t heal it, cause they hate me, so I’m faking all of this so they take me, take me ho-o-ome, give me that pink slip of permission, this is o-o-old, im tired of wishing I was ditching. Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh. Teacher? Can I sit right there? This b- - - - behind me is cutting my hair. ‘No just sit your a- - down, at the chalkboard you’ll stare.’ I faked up a seizure then left then and there.”

  • @mili-7133
    @mili-7133 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The way she said "band aid" so randomly 😭😭

  • @Sweetpeachbaby
    @Sweetpeachbaby Před 2 měsíci +4

    "Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic" 😭😭😭😭

  • @ryleighstarzzz
    @ryleighstarzzz Před 7 měsíci +15

    I LOVE MELANIE ❤️

  • @Mels_sippycup-t8m
    @Mels_sippycup-t8m Před 2 měsíci +2

    when he said he had bad vision i yelled “TUnNEL ViSIoN”

  • @nataliebateman1151
    @nataliebateman1151 Před 7 měsíci +12

    I love Mel! ^^

  • @user-bg9br2me6e
    @user-bg9br2me6e Před měsícem +3

    Thank you this just made my day. And she is my favorite singer.❤❤❤❤

  • @yourdadslbbh11
    @yourdadslbbh11 Před měsícem

    “Whoever said I give a sh*t bout you?” SLAY

  • @mamacitamartinez4552
    @mamacitamartinez4552 Před měsícem +1

    "WHO EVER SAID I GIVE A SH!T 'BOUT YOU"had me dead💀✋️ best youtuber subbed and liked❤

  • @Kinokatheorphanageburner
    @Kinokatheorphanageburner Před 21 dnem +2

    The nurses office in nutshell 💀😭🖐️

  • @Yuri-Hoshi
    @Yuri-Hoshi Před 2 měsíci +2

    ATTENTION LITTLE BOWS/CRYBABYS/CHERUBS/LITTLE ANGELS/EARTHLINGS!!
    We really want Melanie to make a portals movie, and also Melanie is struggling with financial difficulty because of the trilogy tour, so, LETS ALL STREAM DIFFERENT SONGS ON DIFF DAYS
    15 July- fairee soirée
    18 July- nympology
    20 July- spider web
    23- july- evil
    26 july-death
    28 july- light shower
    30 July- tunnel vision
    LITSEN TO IT ON SPOTIFY IF YOU CAN THATS WHERE SHE CAN GET THE MONEY!!!
    I RECOMMEND LITENING TO THE SONG 3-4 TIMES!
    THANK YALL ❤❤

  • @plutospower
    @plutospower Před 7 měsíci +9

    TYSM FOR DOING MEL!! ❤

  • @AM34prods
    @AM34prods Před měsícem +1

    melanie ate ngl

  • @Kiwi_Artzz
    @Kiwi_Artzz Před 25 dny +1

    Is it normal that i knew where all the lyrics are from😭 and DAMN MELANIE WAS SAVAGE NEAR THE END😭😭

  • @Luz_Lunar
    @Luz_Lunar Před 4 dny

    "SAY BYE TO YOUR FAMILY" I love Fire Drill!!

  • @JusHoorx_weirdo
    @JusHoorx_weirdo Před 25 dny

    The chilles "what the frck" i ever heard

  • @greedy_kuromi2012
    @greedy_kuromi2012 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Melanie did him dirtyyyyy 😂😭💀

  • @Freakyrott
    @Freakyrott Před 2 měsíci +1

    I JUST SAW HER FOR THE TRILOGY TOUR ❤️❤️

  • @CharlotteWright-vm2nf
    @CharlotteWright-vm2nf Před 15 dny

    THE "what the fuck😐" GOT ME ROLLING ME MARS AND BACK💀💀💀😭😭😂😂😏😏

  • @Those_two_crybabies
    @Those_two_crybabies Před 2 měsíci +2

    Ur supposed to care about me 🥺
    "Who ever said I give a sheet about u?🙄🙄🙄🙄"

  • @meejking6090
    @meejking6090 Před 2 měsíci

    I would literally love Melanie as my docter😭

  • @Mel_obsessed13
    @Mel_obsessed13 Před měsícem

    I LOVE MELANIE SO MUCH IT HURTS 😭

  • @Hiiiiii_Melanie
    @Hiiiiii_Melanie Před 29 dny

    I almost choked on my spit when I was laughing from when she said rip your f****** face apart

  • @bruhthechannelofhearts
    @bruhthechannelofhearts Před měsícem

    That is SUCH a melanie thing to do

  • @Person-q4b
    @Person-q4b Před měsícem

    Bro sounds like hes about to ask where his hugs at

  • @Høney_pıez
    @Høney_pıez Před 24 dny

    “what the fuck?” Got me dying so bad rn😭

  • @shainaisbetter
    @shainaisbetter Před 2 měsíci +1

    atttention all crybabies/earthlings/cherubs/little bows! on 15th of july and 18th of july we will keep mels songs on loop before we go to sleep or any time of the day on spotify/youtube so she has enough movie for the portals movie copy and paste this on other mel vids! so we can get mel some moneyyyy.

  • @snatchingwigsyuh
    @snatchingwigsyuh Před 4 měsíci +10

    "Tell the psychiatrist"
    😭

  • @Taylor54537
    @Taylor54537 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Pls make more Melanie. Videos

  • @8il_xi
    @8il_xi Před měsícem

    The ending got me giggling omg 😭😭😭😭

  • @Qxd3l
    @Qxd3l Před 26 dny

    MAKE HER MY DOCTOR FROM NOW ON

  • @natsumihamasaki6024
    @natsumihamasaki6024 Před měsícem

    We need more Melanie Jobs!

  • @I_am_cupcake_lord
    @I_am_cupcake_lord Před 16 dny

    The way he said “wtf” so calmly 💀

  • @NatTheRat-c5z
    @NatTheRat-c5z Před 26 dny +1

    "what should i be doing?"
    "Smoking cannabis"

  • @misakifukushima3666
    @misakifukushima3666 Před 11 dny

    "whoever gave a shi* about you?"
    and the patient who said
    " what the f***"
    💀😭😭

  • @P4wznewacc
    @P4wznewacc Před měsícem

    “Who said I give a sh!t bout you?” 😭🤚🤚

  • @angelbb19
    @angelbb19 Před 2 měsíci

    commenting on melanie martinez videos till their all over my fyp 17/20!!

  • @Angel_Webber
    @Angel_Webber Před měsícem +1

    I wish she was my doctor idc if I’m dying😭😭😭

  • @sashaplaysasmr
    @sashaplaysasmr Před měsícem +2

    I rly said “achoo” after “the cold or a flu”

  • @majdavarzic1210
    @majdavarzic1210 Před 15 dny

    I'M DYING FOR 10 MINS,I LOVE THIS VID SM💀

  • @xx.jupiterx
    @xx.jupiterx Před 3 měsíci +2

    "Whoever said I gave a s*** about you?"

  • @lotturner6690
    @lotturner6690 Před 3 měsíci +1

    She ate

  • @NotArrowMM2
    @NotArrowMM2 Před 2 měsíci +1

    “YoU wIlL DiEeE”

  • @beckycosta8818
    @beckycosta8818 Před 2 měsíci

    “What the “😐🫤” was hilarious like he has no care

  • @PaigeDoesStuffYT-vj8hz
    @PaigeDoesStuffYT-vj8hz Před měsícem +1

    You’re supposed to care for me!
    Mel: Whoever said I give a sh¡t bout you?

  • @user-yd3ji8zm2m
    @user-yd3ji8zm2m Před 7 dny

    I love you, Melanie

  • @giorgosioannou1342
    @giorgosioannou1342 Před měsícem +1

    Im summoning all the crybabies/cherubs/angel babbies/earthlings here🍼🎀👼🧚‍♀️

  • @c4viarrr
    @c4viarrr Před 4 měsíci +1

    “You will die” 😭

  • @hinemoadixon9242
    @hinemoadixon9242 Před měsícem

    🤣🤣 Tell the psychiatrist 😂🤦🏽‍♀️ Savage, much!!
    I love Melanie 🩷

  • @_CherriBlossom_-by6cu
    @_CherriBlossom_-by6cu Před měsícem

    SHE ATE

  • @AYE-DOMIN
    @AYE-DOMIN Před 4 dny

    “What the f**k”
    “Bandaid?”
    “No thanks” IM DYINGGG😂

  • @TheTeenageBelle
    @TheTeenageBelle Před měsícem +1

    Melanie chill its just a patient 😭

  • @Plutomm2xx
    @Plutomm2xx Před 27 dny +1

    He sounds like Parker from life of luxury

  • @ThefluffE
    @ThefluffE Před měsícem

    “Say bye to your family” 😂😂😂

  • @scarlsportals
    @scarlsportals Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is a masterpiece I love Mel and now a comedy of her! x❤

  • @earthpowder
    @earthpowder Před 6 měsíci +44

    You should have added tunnel vision 😭

  • @asiamonroe4531
    @asiamonroe4531 Před 18 dny

    “A cold or a flu😂”!! Melanie Martinez is a GODDESS to all haters your mean🫶🏼

  • @2cool4u61
    @2cool4u61 Před 2 dny

    Ugh I love this!

  • @MelanieMartinez1375
    @MelanieMartinez1375 Před 14 dny +1

    If Mel was my doctor I would die

  • @asreyleencintamati8671
    @asreyleencintamati8671 Před 2 měsíci

    the contortionist will never sound bad to me

  • @Rodrick968
    @Rodrick968 Před 2 měsíci +2

    That "tell the psychiatrist" hit personal though 😂

  • @IShipElmax
    @IShipElmax Před měsícem

    I WANT HER TO BE MY DOCTOR IDGAFFFF

  • @lunasvids1291
    @lunasvids1291 Před měsícem +2

    AHHH I LOVE MELANIE

  • @jusslee0465
    @jusslee0465 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I love this Melanie video😂❤❤and good to have u back

  • @Lili-w8y
    @Lili-w8y Před 19 dny

    Band aid?
    No thanks
    Idk why but that got me 😂

  • @PapiMagicmixie
    @PapiMagicmixie Před 5 dny

    This is sooo creative❤❤❤

  • @delayawagenvoort7523
    @delayawagenvoort7523 Před 2 měsíci

    Mel is a savage 😂

  • @GRANNNY_NORMA
    @GRANNNY_NORMA Před měsícem +1

    “Tell the physiatrist” had me laughing 😂

  • @nathansshow5454
    @nathansshow5454 Před měsícem

    Melanie so Real for not caring about her patience
    💅🏼🤭💅🏼

  • @jianxiangye5396
    @jianxiangye5396 Před 7 dny

    Crack your head like an egg got me rolling 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🥲

  • @Playingwithbesties
    @Playingwithbesties Před měsícem

    “Tell the psychiatrist” well according to you I’ll be dead

  • @L4L4_GR4C13
    @L4L4_GR4C13 Před měsícem

    guys as an earthling im DEAD 😭🙏