The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (Karaoke)

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Komentáře • 132

  • @smolsupernova
    @smolsupernova Před 3 lety +383

    wow this one actually has accurate timing!

    • @CaptainAwesomeKaraoke
      @CaptainAwesomeKaraoke  Před 3 lety +7

      You should go for my remastered version czcams.com/video/gm7YCdGjNRA/video.html

    • @mugglepower
      @mugglepower Před rokem +2

      no it most certainly does not. the rap verse is like half a step behind all this time.

  • @katieair2350
    @katieair2350 Před 2 lety +267

    the fact that i can do the whole thing scares me, like I never thought I would be able to

  • @SomanshSPJHPNU
    @SomanshSPJHPNU Před 4 lety +613

    but if youre doing this karaoke, you're not the real slim shady either

    • @bobedoesthings
      @bobedoesthings Před 3 lety +3

      Som DANGGGG

    • @jaywad8876
      @jaywad8876 Před 3 lety +4

      Bummer

    • @donkeywaffle
      @donkeywaffle Před 3 lety +68

      There's a little slim shady in all of us...

    • @chrisari101
      @chrisari101 Před 3 lety +30

      Cause I'm the fake Shady, yes I'm the fake Shady, If you want the real Slim Shady look it up, look it up

    • @GoDUsopp-dr6pn
      @GoDUsopp-dr6pn Před 2 lety +3

      unless em is doing it

  • @jaywad8876
    @jaywad8876 Před 3 lety +117

    I'm rehearsing this and it's not that easy man!

  • @michaelhughes4740
    @michaelhughes4740 Před 3 lety +43

    This shit must of popped off in clubs back in 2000 when it dropped

  • @mauricebeaujon2960
    @mauricebeaujon2960 Před 3 lety +59

    Best karaoke yt channel rn tbh🤘🏻

    • @jaybeerxx6671
      @jaybeerxx6671 Před 2 lety +3

      Bruh this my old yt account I forgot abt it 😂😂

  • @rahathasanrifat5851
    @rahathasanrifat5851 Před 5 lety +40

    Just wow man.

  • @oneshoetimbers3759
    @oneshoetimbers3759 Před 3 lety +17

    THE best karaoke channel

  • @AdysiaYT
    @AdysiaYT Před 2 lety +8

    After learning Lose yourself, Without me and When i'm gone it's time for this

  • @no1se711
    @no1se711 Před 4 lety +19

    i love how you edit this i subscribe to you 1 year keep it up man

  • @lalunacee9168
    @lalunacee9168 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you so much for all you put into this. 👌
    I'm writing a personal parody to this and well your video has helped so much 🙌

  • @iamaboss2528
    @iamaboss2528 Před 2 lety +8

    Old, but gold AF 🔥

  • @zoneoutgaming2958
    @zoneoutgaming2958 Před 2 lety +4

    This deserves a subscribe.

  • @jxxrx55
    @jxxrx55 Před 3 lety +14

    2:20

  • @cryptic-dhanush
    @cryptic-dhanush Před 3 lety +20

    After viewing this,,, I am not slim shady...

    • @cryptic-dhanush
      @cryptic-dhanush Před 2 lety

      @1EccentricMoFo backUp wait what???

    • @junk7063
      @junk7063 Před 2 lety +1

      @1EccentricMoFo WTFU KUNTS *no i am*

    • @cecealonso8132
      @cecealonso8132 Před 2 lety +2

      guess there’s a little slim shady in all of us fuck it

  • @Trinity2007
    @Trinity2007 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love the sound effects in between verses 😂

  • @nonstopfavorite
    @nonstopfavorite Před 2 lety +5

    0:20 start of the song

  • @mr.invisible3724
    @mr.invisible3724 Před 3 lety +3

    Loved it

  • @deepanshugupta1539
    @deepanshugupta1539 Před 5 lety +13

    Nicely did karaoke

  • @PhotoStoryChannel
    @PhotoStoryChannel Před 2 lety

    I love this

  • @Singapore309
    @Singapore309 Před 2 lety +2

    Deserves more subscribedrs

  • @odhadas
    @odhadas Před 3 lety +9

    *It's time to get funky*

  • @3MUPT
    @3MUPT Před 2 lety +2

    I like the beat, that's why I'm here

  • @mrityunjaydixit6995
    @mrityunjaydixit6995 Před 4 lety +14

    1st verse is the hardest!!

    • @epicgamer4551
      @epicgamer4551 Před 4 lety +10

      The song is EZ mode

    • @13ballom
      @13ballom Před 4 lety +8

      The whole song is slow and easy. I am an indian like you so i understand your problems with pronunciations. Just keep practicing.

    • @AgentSachi
      @AgentSachi Před 4 lety +8

      False. If anything the last verse us hardest.

  • @deboraurrutia4774
    @deboraurrutia4774 Před rokem

    GODDDD MY JAW

  • @justinkrann7406
    @justinkrann7406 Před měsícem

    This is the one

  • @darko8329
    @darko8329 Před 3 lety +3

    Buenardo

  • @theverifiedanalyst
    @theverifiedanalyst Před 2 lety +2

    At last I literally sing the whole song🔥

  • @QuestOtter
    @QuestOtter Před rokem +1

    Who else only came here to listen to the sick baseline and backtrack without the words

  • @wangchuklachungpa3106
    @wangchuklachungpa3106 Před 2 lety +15

    May I have your attention, please?
    May I have your attention, please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here
    Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
    They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh)
    It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he
    And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Haha)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
    Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah but he's so cute though
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
    And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they
    We ain't nothin' but mammals
    Well, some of us are cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me
    Let alone stand me
    But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
    Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
    Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
    I should download her audio on mp3
    And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    So I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
    And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
    And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
    It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
    Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
    And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
    In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
    He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
    Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
    With his windows down and his system up
    So will the real Shady, please stand up
    And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    And one more time loud as you can how does it go
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

  • @LazyPurppy
    @LazyPurppy Před rokem +3

    I love when i start speaking arab instead of singing

  • @badbane7995
    @badbane7995 Před 4 lety +29

    It's too hard for non-native speakers

    • @alextanase9134
      @alextanase9134 Před 4 lety +8

      I am a non native english speaker and ithink this is one of the easiest, godzilla or homicide is way harder

    • @NATA-iv3dg
      @NATA-iv3dg Před 4 lety

      i'm from Brazil, so i speak portuguese. This shit is fucking difficult to me, but i can rap homicide with no problem

    • @badbane7995
      @badbane7995 Před 4 lety +5

      @@alextanase9134 I can rap the fastest part of rapgod but I can't rap the whole The real slim shady

    • @alextanase9134
      @alextanase9134 Před 4 lety

      @@badbane7995 it's probably because your muscle memory has memorized rap God instead of learning it. It's probably that you need to practice a lot

    • @goldbergsam9743
      @goldbergsam9743 Před 3 lety

      @@badbane7995 exercise tongue twister i also do it too. btw im from Asia

  • @Im_Justice.
    @Im_Justice. Před 2 lety +3

    0:20

  • @isaiahwhite6254
    @isaiahwhite6254 Před 2 lety +1

    can you do hood mentality by ice cube

  • @jocelyngotangogan1838
    @jocelyngotangogan1838 Před 2 lety

    Yeah

  • @spadehenri8300
    @spadehenri8300 Před rokem +1

    the restaurant i work at has a karaoke night every thursday and this is the only song i would have the balls to sing

  • @shashankachanta2560
    @shashankachanta2560 Před 4 lety +6

    Please make one for renegade ft eminem 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @aymannurshafi3121
    @aymannurshafi3121 Před 2 lety +1

    make one of GNAT pls

  • @dxvilsflowrkiss
    @dxvilsflowrkiss Před 3 lety +19

    I can do it I can do this this is easy

  • @lilouuu85
    @lilouuu85 Před 2 lety

    1:25 le kiff TvT

  • @Imnobody-
    @Imnobody- Před 2 lety

    Ah yes I can say it all correctly without messing up! #Happy U,U

  • @idkidk-vr8zh
    @idkidk-vr8zh Před 2 lety +2

    Its harder then it looks😭

  • @dedeadam9698
    @dedeadam9698 Před 2 lety +1

    0:30 what's that it's the return of the part?

    • @CaptainAwesomeKaraoke
      @CaptainAwesomeKaraoke  Před 2 lety +1

      genius.com/18459/Eminem-the-real-slim-shady/Oh-wait-no-way-youre-kidding-he-didnt-just-say-what-i-think-he-did-did-he

    • @dedeadam9698
      @dedeadam9698 Před 2 lety

      @@CaptainAwesomeKaraoke thanks

  • @niccolo591
    @niccolo591 Před 2 lety

    2:49

  • @fifu9942
    @fifu9942 Před 2 lety

    0:30

  • @yrlvaz
    @yrlvaz Před 2 lety

    This song is genuinely so easy considering the fact that I’m not even English 💀😭😭😭

  • @aliaoun49
    @aliaoun49 Před 2 lety +1

    0:32 is that in the real slim shady or not

    • @CaptainAwesomeKaraoke
      @CaptainAwesomeKaraoke  Před 2 lety

      genius.com/18459/Eminem-the-real-slim-shady/Oh-wait-no-way-youre-kidding-he-didnt-just-say-what-i-think-he-did-did-he

  • @randied603
    @randied603 Před 2 lety

    The only part I managed to do: I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

  • @migueladrianrodriguez7834

    I'm learning English end i think i give up

  • @shams...4582
    @shams...4582 Před 2 lety

    Madorim yo`q shu bugunda, boru yo`g`u
    Mana shu yuragimda “absolyutniy bardak”, vot tak.
    Kechagina berilgan bu va’dalaring
    Gapirildi “prosto tak”, unutildi darrov.
    Yana nima dema, har gal bitta gapingga
    Ishonib yashadimku man ahmoq! Sani gaping mana bundoq:
    “Keling endi iltimos, mani kechiring,
    Endi yaxshi yashaylik”. Yo`q!
    Qani endi shu gaplaringda agarda bo`lganida ayni haqiqat,
    O`zing yanada o`ylab ko`rgin, ming bora bo`larmidi
    Shu darajada xunuk o`rtamizdagi bu oqibat? Kimda kasofat?
    Qani o`sha sevgi-muhabbat, qani nafosat?
    Bir birimizga nisbatan dillarimizda yashaydi endida faqatgina nafrat.
    Bo`ldi yetar ortig`ini gapirmadim,
    Qisqasini aytganda, jonim sanga ming rahmat!
    Zaboni shirin, ammo
    Go`zal visol bevafo,
    Dillar gado, holatlar mahzun beparvo,
    Ko`zlarda yo`qoldi ma’no, yo`q ma’no, yo`q ma’no.
    Xonam uzra ozori jonim mani, sig`mayapman axir o`zimga xonada man,
    Yanada holati pora, huzuri osmoni dilim,
    Yaxshi yuribsanmi ishqilib, azizim, nadomati dardni solib qalbimga,
    Qani endi sani ushanda uchratmaganimda,
    Hozirda hamma narsa bo`larmidi o`zgacha?
    Yana Xudo biladi, balki bo`lardi battar,
    Bu dunyoning hamma yo`llarida to`la havf-xatar.
    Mayli, iltimos mani bitta narsaga ishontirgin,
    Manga vafodormisan, degan savolimga
    Faqatda rost javob ber! O`zim ham bilardim… Peshonangda ter.
    Gapir endi mani qaysi kamchiligim uchun qilding hamma tomonlama yer?
    RRRrrrrr! Hamma xatolaringni kechirar edim-ku,
    Ammo bunisini kechirmasman zinhor.
    Zaboni shirin, ammo
    Go`zal visol bevafo,
    Dillar gado, holatlar mahzun beparvo,
    Ko`zlarda yo`qoldi ma’no, yo`q ma’no, yo`q ma’no.
    Dir-bidir-bidir, haliyam hozir,
    Nima?! Kamchiliging bormi?
    Xiyonat qilishdan oldin Xudo bergan kallani ishlatish kerakmasmidi!?
    Asabimga tegma, hozir san bilan gaplashgani bilsang umuman holim yo`q.
    Yuragimda o`q, man endi telbaman.
    Butun borlig`imni yana hamma narsalarimni, nomimni unutganman,
    Sani esa qalbimdan o`chirib tashlaganman.
    Ket, yo`qol endi, ko`zimga korinma!
    Bilaman san zo`rsan, e man kimman? Bilmadim qadrimni.
    Telefoningdagi xatlaringni o`qiganimda ado bo`ldim, voy-dod!
    Bilasanmi shuni? Ularni kimga yozding? Maqsadingga yetishdingmi?
    Oxir-oqibatda bir narsani tushunish ham qiyin bo`ldi, qolmadi ma’no,
    Nima bu? Qasdmi yo xato? Qasdmi yo xato?
    Read more: uz.lyricsus.com/shoxrux/xato-2/

  • @jonasbroown
    @jonasbroown Před 2 lety +4

    Eu faço verso
    vejo o universo
    Mas não sou perverso
    E a minha vida que ta toda ao contrário
    Tá toda no reverso
    No momento de ternura vejo amargura
    Mas tenho a certeza
    Que nem tudo dura
    Sou desse planeta, não vim de um cometa
    Mas garota seja discreta, só faço rima não sou um poeta
    Num mundo sem disciplina
    Agora rola aquele clima
    Somente imagina
    Como é viver dentro da linha
    Hoje em dia atenção
    Mano, tu tem que prestar
    E tu nem pode vacilar se não os mano vai te roubar
    Mas eu vejo tudo melhorar
    Vê os moleque trabalhar
    Mas tá difícil de encontrar por que ninguém quer contratar
    É difícil de acreditar
    Mas é fácil de falar
    Que esse mundo tá todo louco
    Tudo fora do lugar
    Essa vida é tão difícil
    Tem que ter seu sacrifício
    Nada é fácil no início
    Mas no final vem seu benefício
    Acende o beck
    Liga O Som
    E Chama logo o DJ
    E Vamo viver a vida
    Tão sofrida
    Aqui sem lei
    Professores são demitidos
    Os doutores tão de plantão
    E se acontece um acidente?
    E agora?
    E aí meu irmão?
    O problema é casual
    E deixa tudo bem normal
    E as vezes é letal
    Pra sua capacidade mental
    Nos se matem só com os restos
    Nos fica “por onde eu começo”?
    E toda noite pra Deus peço
    Que isso não volte pro reverso
    Só que tá tudo perdido
    As coisa só no muído
    Nois fica sem nenhum motivo
    Pois tá tudo destruído
    E agora Mermão?
    Se Mantém no climão?
    Te acalma negão!
    Pega o 38 não!

  • @elusuariiodaun
    @elusuariiodaun Před 2 lety

    JIJIJIJA AÑA SOY BASADO Bvv

  • @samuelvincitorio7413
    @samuelvincitorio7413 Před rokem

    Easter egg at 0:31 lol

  • @LakshKapoor
    @LakshKapoor Před 11 měsíci

    May I have your attention, please?
    May I have your attention, please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here?
    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
    They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!)
    It's the return of the-, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
    And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
    Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
    And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
    We ain't nothin' but mammals
    Well, some of us are cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me
    Let alone stand me
    But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
    Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
    Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!
    I should download her audio on mp3
    And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    So I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
    And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
    And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
    It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
    Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
    And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
    In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
    He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
    Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
    With his windows down and his system up
    So will the real Shady, please stand up?
    And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

  • @reminescentlaw
    @reminescentlaw Před 2 lety +2

    May I have your attention, please?
    May I have your attention, please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here
    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
    They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
    It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he
    And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
    Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
    And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they
    We ain't nothin' but mammals
    Well, some of us are cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me
    Let alone stand me
    But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
    Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
    Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
    I should download her audio on mp3
    And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    So I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
    And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
    And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
    It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
    Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
    And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
    In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
    He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
    Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
    With his windows down and his system up
    So will the real Shady, please stand up
    And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

  • @poppy.505
    @poppy.505 Před 9 měsíci

    ok but the real slim shady is an easy rap frrr

  • @travisholbrook1158
    @travisholbrook1158 Před 3 lety +6

    BREAKING NEWS!!! You are not the real Slim Shady!!

  • @bruh4316
    @bruh4316 Před 2 lety

    the animations confuses me😭

  • @laikarokstarhace13anos26
    @laikarokstarhace13anos26 Před 3 lety +1

    Easy

  • @BlueTransAm83
    @BlueTransAm83 Před 3 lety

    Sorry I hate any lyrics leaks versions. Need to improve there.

    • @Gengis-Khan
      @Gengis-Khan Před 3 lety +6

      Just don’t look at the lyrics then lol

    • @junk7063
      @junk7063 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Gengis-Khan lmap

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    2:22

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