@@sklumper1198 I hear he bathes himself in the merchant's oil and dresses himself in barn straw so he can attend these lives in subterfuge, thou didst not hear it from me tho 🤐
Come on now, lets be honest, it used to be just an average spell most of us used it on occasion, im sure he ripped it out of his spellbook but in the spur of the moment he reflexively said it. Happens to the best of us
Hey, it happens to the best of us. A few years back Sir.PewDiePie accidentally threw a black destroyer spell while guarding the bridge and almost lost his knighthood.
How audacious for a man of his stature to have the Gaul to cast such a highly unethical spell infront of a wizard representative, especially when in combat. Even if it were to be purely accidental that still does not remove any accountability for his actions, the fact he was sent to the dungeon as opposed to the gallows was merely an act of mercy from the king.
Right? And I swear the warlocks and wizards let each other use their spells all the time and nobody bats an eye. But I can’t say it once without being crucified.
It takes a lot of guts to own up to this milord, I’m a proud member of the Wizard Community and what you did was inexcusable. Take a break, go see a priest, then come back stronger We’ll be waiting milord
Forsooth t flames inside me many times but alas i must tend to gort, that gent is but an insuff'rable bastard. Haply one day i shalt has't a chance to bequeathed a knight. that gent doest not tend his fields liketh that gent shouldst
This is seriously one my favorite niche ideas ever bros a genius with these vids! I love gort, medieval/ olden days, and fantasty stuff. Great work honestly, I bet everyone watches agrees too.
@@TExo-40-rz3lq King Arthur was a Briton, a people who predate the conversion of Britannia to christianity. Pagans believing in and practicing magic makes sense, but this is 13th century Christians casting spells. It's funny, but bro would've gotten more than a stay in the dungeon. Maybe a spin on the ol' Judas cradle😂
“That spell its not even in my spell book, I don’t know why I said it.” Yeah sure man, I bet you use that spell all the time with your friends behind closed doors.
Dude those shorts hype me up for Kingdom come Deliverance 2 cant wait mane 😂 You guys are underrated asf but dont stop and you will see yourself growing 💯
"Extraordinarily rare Fergus W"
"Unbelievably unusual Fergus triumph"
Practically impossible Fergus victory
Beyond incomprehensible Fergus Success
Notably recherché Fergus accomplishment
Inconceivably Indigenous Fergus Achievement
I’ll make sure Gort is working
Easier said than done
@@sklumper1198 I hear he bathes himself in the merchant's oil and dresses himself in barn straw so he can attend these lives in subterfuge, thou didst not hear it from me tho 🤐
Cheese .
@@sklumper1198 dont worry fergus will get you out of the dungeon (real)
Can i eat you? I am hungry@@cheese1627
“That spell was not even in my spell book” yeah, sure buddy.
You know for a fact that he uses that spell with his friends the way it just rolled off his tongue to naturally
He knows only High Elders can use that spell, shame on him
Come on now, lets be honest, it used to be just an average spell most of us used it on occasion, im sure he ripped it out of his spellbook but in the spur of the moment he reflexively said it. Happens to the best of us
@@miquelmoorrees6010 I’m sure it couldn’t have been on accident though
Hey, it happens to the best of us. A few years back Sir.PewDiePie accidentally threw a black destroyer spell while guarding the bridge and almost lost his knighthood.
“No Actually I promise I can cast this spell I have a wizard friend”
E
The biggest plot hole is Gort winning serf of the year when he hasn't tilled, sowed, or harvested the fields a day in his life
I believe he owns illegal elf workers. Thou hast not heard such rumours from me though.
He's the only serf so he wins it every year
He's good when he puts his mind to it in the contest, but in his normal life he's so dedicated to his lord that he gets distracted
@@MrMistaken26this is Tumford the Tiredless erasure
There was a such thing as wealthy serfs. Gorton might be wealthy and have his own workers tilling the land
Casting illegal spells mid-skirmish? Straight to the gallows
frfr such a scoundrel
How audacious for a man of his stature to have the Gaul to cast such a highly unethical spell infront of a wizard representative, especially when in combat.
Even if it were to be purely accidental that still does not remove any accountability for his actions, the fact he was sent to the dungeon as opposed to the gallows was merely an act of mercy from the king.
Backeth in mine own days we cast'd illegal spells hath left and right and not a single dram wizard did dare to stand ho us
Ong no cap, such a rapscallion
WHO CARES AS LONG AS ITS FOR GOOD
I love these silly little medieval streams
So funny ngl
@@RandomCZcams.Enjoyer ikr
Silly? Nah. It's real
These lil streams make my day ngl
@@Skewwz I love them so much
"Gort the Serf is a hardworking Serf" Well turns out that was bollocks!! 💀
Literal propaganda music
Indeed friend, i saw him dilly dally in the maidens quarters!
michael storens long lost brother XD
@@TopatTomLady ann’s, perhaps?
@@TopatTomLady Anne’s perhaps? Maybe Gort took a look at her profile.
bluddington is asking for help as if he wasn't the buffoon who flung the minstrel with forbidden sorcery 💀💀
LMAO
Did he cast a cannonball spin?
@@godof7881HE CASTED A FIREBALL ON THE WITCHES HUT
He casted the illegal spell, "Mend Buttcrack" on a wench in the pub. Was not even publicly shamed for such an atrocity smh.
Sent this whimsical buttocks to the dungeon
"release my comrade, he hath not done anything incorrect"
the crimes thy comrade perpetrated:
Bro medieval steaming lore goes hard 🔥
💀
420 likes nice to see
That a new form of torture?
Gort is a legend for spaming free him, he truly loves his lord
nah get back to work my fields need havesting
@@xXIhabXxWhat did you just say to me pesant
@@Gort_the_surf😮
@@Gort_the_surfain't no way the real gort
The fields caught on fire Sir
Bro...........Again 😢
We just need Noble Knight to be in a video
and merlin!
The collab we need
Sir William existed but died
@@survby6809he forgot his tiktok password sometimes
Or the sentient npc greg the garlic farmer
My wizard friends dont mind if I say that spell around them, how come peasants get offended? awakened culture smh
💀
Right? And I swear the warlocks and wizards let each other use their spells all the time and nobody bats an eye. But I can’t say it once without being crucified.
Awakened culture 💀
This comment is perfect lmao
Nah flaming Gort is crazy💀💀💀
he deserves it
G'rt hast did fail me many times forsooth, i feareth the inf'rno awaits that gent closely. Good day.
It takes a lot of guts to own up to this milord, I’m a proud member of the Wizard Community and what you did was inexcusable. Take a break, go see a priest, then come back stronger
We’ll be waiting milord
Yeah, casting testicular torsion is a massive sin
@@joshuawing4766twas simply in jest
@@joshuawing4766 I heard it was mend buttcrack
No harps were played, solid apology.
"Have we ever actually seen Gort work?" lmao
Diss melody just dropped tell Finnegan…
Lady Anne is casually thrown in the dungeon for witchcraft.
Lady Anne: Oh my I would not have thought you were in this cell 😏
Whats the joke
@@jerryjohn3815 she wants to fornicate
@@jerryjohn3815 she performed witchcraft to be sent to the same cell as this imprisoned sire. Lady Anne is one for the cobblestone pathways.
Lady Anne (widowed)*
Gort is a real one, he may not be working when he’s supposed to but he’s always got your back
"Have we ever seen gort actually work." Lmfao
The masculine urge to become a 14th century knight
Forsooth t flames inside me many times but alas i must tend to gort, that gent is but an insuff'rable bastard. Haply one day i shalt has't a chance to bequeathed a knight. that gent doest not tend his fields liketh that gent shouldst
These videos give me life thank you
Oh come on, Gort is listening to the stream while he's working.
Gort been actin up ever since he won the serf of the year
This dude is my favorite shorts creator now, you gained a sub. I love the original content bro
Fergus redemption?
He never got the song
Must not be in too much trouble if the High Council let you keep your device
A candle ring light would of made this so much funnier
the song is Medieval Music - Cobblestone Village. your welcome
How come darius says the wizards forgive him if darius used to brew illegal potions? Thee cannot speak for all wizards doing things like that...
WE GETTING OUT THE DUNGEON WITH THIS STREAM!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥵
Good to know gort recovered nicely from the mead in performance elixir situation
This is seriously one my favorite niche ideas ever bros a genius with these vids! I love gort, medieval/ olden days, and fantasty stuff. Great work honestly, I bet everyone watches agrees too.
1,554 viewers? You've made quite the name for yourself sir. Good luck in your future endeavors. #ReleaseMyComrade
Please continue with this, its fire!
Missed opportunity not playing the lute to apologize
"My wizard friend let me cast it"
only apology stream i accept
It ain’t even a medieval fantasy anymore, it’s a medieval fantasy fantasy cuz there’s actual magic involved
The rules here are unclear, real magic and Christianity seem mutually exclusive no?
@@seanm241What about the King Arthur myth?
@@TExo-40-rz3lq King Arthur was a Briton, a people who predate the conversion of Britannia to christianity. Pagans believing in and practicing magic makes sense, but this is 13th century Christians casting spells. It's funny, but bro would've gotten more than a stay in the dungeon. Maybe a spin on the ol' Judas cradle😂
@@seanm241no
@@theogreenaway7401 true but only Jesus is allowed to use it. Not fair tbh
legit my favorite short form vid series, every single one makes me laugh
“That spell its not even in my spell book, I don’t know why I said it.” Yeah sure man, I bet you use that spell all the time with your friends behind closed doors.
I can’t believe you would do this to the wizarding community
You should make a video talking about how accommodating the dungeon is
Gort has affixed his Chronicle to his plough so that he can both catch the stream and work the land.
The wifi in that dungeon is crazy
What spell didst thou cast? It cant be that bad, surly.
I shant repeat it aloud
It was the spell of lygos
Specifically a phobia of lygos
@@sklumper1198 it must be a very disastrous spell
Testicular Torsion : A dozen elemental damage slashes to the balls
Love these videos
Perchance brother casteth the unrighteous curse of sobriety upon a fellow... Simply prodding...
Can’t believe Fergus finally made a funny joke
This channel is so funny man I love this premise so much
Going after Gort like that at the end 😭😂
I fully expected a medieval man to ask who's watching foxy
Bro I’ve been getting medieval content all day and I’m not disappointed. 😂
“Get out of dungeon free card” looks like the monopoly man met his match
i love showing this to my dad every time he askes what are u wacthing
i love how all of these clips are connnected
This is my favorite series on the entire internet right now
Absolute madlad Fergus
“Okay…it’s a joke… funny joke!”😂
How did i get pulled into this medeival-modern world so quickly
Steed is locked in the cellar 😭😭😭
Medieval knight "GUYS WERE IS GORT"
Other Medieval Knight "oh hes watching tiktok lives again"
Hes in the Dungeon but is still giving orders to gort
Got the siege through the castel wall video just before this, felt like a complete story.
I can’t believe what Fergus did, my boy is locked in a dungeon and bro was taunting with a get out for free card. I’m watching you Fergus
Gort deserves a raise. He loves his lord and has his back at all times
If I’m in the dungeon, and gort is in the fields, the who’s watching foxy…
As the archmage overseeing the duel, I suggest we offer a parole hearing.
Why did this genuinely make me half cry?
I can’t wait for more of these this is so good!
I don’t know why but these videos get me every time
“i don’t even venture upon those spells” that’s what they all say
this content is actually funny, and i swear it gets funnier every vid, the last line about working the fields was hilarious
PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
Keep making more of these its so good
Can’t wait for the Anglo-Saxon lyre apology video
"Have we ever seen Gort actually work"
Bro Fergus is cookin💀
i love how gort is completely supportive the whole time and gets shut down with "get back to the fields" lmaoo, this is actually amazing humor
Gort has quickly become my favourite character
Lady Anne (widowed) 💀😭😭😭
This and the Serf Feud video made me subscribe. Keep up the good work!
My grandfather always told me about those lovely medieval streams, people were different back then
The spell he accidentally casted must've been cockus deletus
Seeing 2024 media be parodied as medieval is my fav. type
I like the implication that Gort is the only serf he has, and they two do all the work together
Gort is literally those little sidekicks
Dude those shorts hype me up for Kingdom come Deliverance 2 cant wait mane 😂
You guys are underrated asf but dont stop and you will see yourself growing 💯
gort catching strays outta nowhere for just supporting his man in dungeon
"Gort, if im in the dungeon, and you're spaming the live..."
"Who's watching foxy?"
"Avada cad-" *transition into dungeon scene*
“Extraordinarily rare Fergus W”
- Barnabus of all people, 1250 AD
i love gort the serf his lore is the hardest and best and I love him the most
this shit keeps me alive thank you
We making it to the dungeons with this one, lads
"Master got me workin" -Gort
This is the best short form content channel
"Shout out to my wizards in the dungeon! Free my wiggalz ✊️✊️✊️"