442oons: Messi does Tinder! Where next for Lionel Messi?

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  • 442oons is back as Lionel Messi does Tinder! Barcelona, PSG, Juventus, Manchester United, Chelsea, Atletico Madrid, Bayern, Real Madrid and Man City aim to seduce Lionel Messi as he looks for a new contract for the 2021/22 season! But which club will he swipe left for?
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Komentáře • 730

  • @onefootball
    @onefootball  Před 2 lety +697

    If Messi ever leaves Barcelona, what is the ONE club he will join?

  • @rahulpadmakumar3394
    @rahulpadmakumar3394 Před 2 lety +876

    When Messi yelled security, I expected to see Senior Hog but didn't expect to see Chewy Suarez also. LMAO

    • @1v1mebots72
      @1v1mebots72 Před 2 lety +28

      What hog !??!??!!
      Btw i know he meant hulk

    • @mrboast2826
      @mrboast2826 Před 2 lety +4

      How about add rudiger too....He done successfully without getting ban

    • @aarushrath8827
      @aarushrath8827 Před 2 lety +5

      Also that left a big hole on the left wing hahaha get it coz the heart is tilted towards the left side

    • @abhinavsk8292
      @abhinavsk8292 Před 2 lety

      Amar!

    • @FxtballXGaming
      @FxtballXGaming Před rokem

      Hulk*

  • @nt._7
    @nt._7 Před 2 lety +634

    Suarez imitating a dog killed me 😂😂

  • @442oons
    @442oons Před 2 lety +1459

    I wonder if Barca can afford to get Koeman a new tracksuit and jacket. Would love to see him on the touchline next season in his y-fronts.

  • @June.4747
    @June.4747 Před 2 lety +529

    Messi: I’ll rather retire or play in the mls same thing really 🤣

    • @productitem2722
      @productitem2722 Před 2 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/fw6oaQ7PNMo/video.html

    • @LUISSUAREZ-wy1fo
      @LUISSUAREZ-wy1fo Před 2 lety +6

      If I retire I will go back to my old club and play 1 or 2 years for respect

    • @TmWastr
      @TmWastr Před 2 lety

      @@LUISSUAREZ-wy1fo so you go play in Uruguay?

    • @farhanreza7807
      @farhanreza7807 Před 2 lety +5

      So zlatan basically retired nd came back again

    • @tdmegabro5144
      @tdmegabro5144 Před 2 lety

      @@farhanreza7807 yeah, pretty much and same with Wayne Rooney for a year.

  • @FCBArko_
    @FCBArko_ Před 2 lety +952

    As a barca fan, I think Laporta will come and he will say," Leo Ik you love the club. You have to stay. I love you" 😂

    • @arijit3110
      @arijit3110 Před 2 lety +8

      For that they'll have to let 10 players go at least😂

    • @FCBArko_
      @FCBArko_ Před 2 lety +1

      @Shays studio SZN k

    • @xadranadil0720
      @xadranadil0720 Před 2 lety +2

      Lo

    • @chelseajake6855
      @chelseajake6855 Před 2 lety +11

      I want messi to leave this club and go to a club that deserves him , we are not at the same level and he is just wasting his career at our club now 😭

    • @julitakopczynska8178
      @julitakopczynska8178 Před 2 lety +9

      @@chelseajake6855 how can you be barca supporter and say that 😂😂

  • @prosperomiponle7645
    @prosperomiponle7645 Před 2 lety +297

    2:50 I’ve always wondered why 442oons gave him a British accent😂

    • @ffg8823
      @ffg8823 Před 2 lety +81

      Well its two reasons
      1)Dean teach him
      2)the harry potter theory:it was magician like harry potter.

    • @MateoTlm
      @MateoTlm Před 2 lety +38

      @@ffg8823 Messi was one of Hogwarts best wizards.

    • @Yearman8
      @Yearman8 Před 2 lety +13

      @@ffg8823 Lionel Messigician

    • @LuigiLuigi728
      @LuigiLuigi728 Před 2 lety +6

      Messi can probably speak better English than Harry Kane even in real life lmao 😂😂😂

    • @magicalhikari5859
      @magicalhikari5859 Před 2 lety +3

      It was a link to Harry Potter made back in Argentina vs Switzerland in the 2014 World Cup

  • @goofy3357
    @goofy3357 Před 2 lety +277

    Imagine Barcelona not able to sign messi because umtiti wants to prove himself lmao

    • @hasandadoush3268
      @hasandadoush3268 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @savagegaming27
      @savagegaming27 Před 2 lety

      Lmao true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ananaysood48
      @ananaysood48 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol😂😂😂. Umtiti forces messi out

    • @goofy3357
      @goofy3357 Před 2 lety +18

      For those who didn't understood it. Barcelona has exceeded the amount of payroll set by la liga. Also they don't have enough money to sign messi because players like umtiti,pjanic,Coutinho are taking buttload of salary. They either need to get rid of them or if they keep them they wouldn't get messi which would be really bad for the club.

    • @abhraneelghosh3646
      @abhraneelghosh3646 Před 2 lety +11

      @@goofy3357 you forgot Dembele,Griezmann .Athough these 2 did perform this season.

  • @rayquasar10
    @rayquasar10 Před 2 lety +212

    “How can the club afford to treble my wages”

  • @nivroc2002
    @nivroc2002 Před 2 lety +100

    Suarez Kills me😂😂😂😂

  • @nt._7
    @nt._7 Před 2 lety +279

    Koeman : leo am ur last option
    Messi: no, I'd rather retire or play in the MLS
    Also Messi: same thing really 😂😂😂
    🤣

    • @jainalmiraz5409
      @jainalmiraz5409 Před 2 lety +6

      is he wrong though? Id rather play with my friends in the back of the school park then the mls. And im American, imagine what the rest of the world think of the mls.

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 Před 2 lety +16

      @@jainalmiraz5409
      As a European, I would rather get paid enormous amounts of money rather than playing with my friends in the back of the school...

    • @vaughnshinkus4178
      @vaughnshinkus4178 Před 2 lety

      Messi literally said he wants to play in the MLS.

    • @nickn9244
      @nickn9244 Před 2 lety

      @@jainalmiraz5409 MLS is lost of money. Easy for Messi. And imagine all those brand deals.

  • @ameerabdullah2194
    @ameerabdullah2194 Před 2 lety +145

    When Messi whistled for security I knew Senor Hulk was coming but Chewy Suarez too, 💀

  • @brankod5219
    @brankod5219 Před 2 lety +105

    "ur just a free kick merchant" 😂😂

  • @triple_b6154
    @triple_b6154 Před 2 lety +28

    Leo's dog and Suarez as security had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @akhigbekelvin9163
    @akhigbekelvin9163 Před 2 lety +82

    Did Pep just say "You're just a shit Jack Grealish"?😂😂

  • @rohithraman6488
    @rohithraman6488 Před 2 lety +87

    'Mason Mount's understudy' 😂😂

    • @dresscollection7411
      @dresscollection7411 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/fw6oaQ7PNMo/video.html

    • @KingofKran
      @KingofKran Před 2 lety +6

      Meh..not that bad really. Messi literally himself said he likes how Mount plays.

    • @deadtrooper4586
      @deadtrooper4586 Před 2 lety +3

      @@KingofKran mhm, but Messi is obviously the better footballer so it still is disrespectful

  • @ishaksebi7340
    @ishaksebi7340 Před 2 lety +13

    Suarez protecting Leo is soo wholesome 🥰

  • @mohammedmehwar360
    @mohammedmehwar360 Před 2 lety +65

    I died laughing when suarez comes chasing koeman🤣🤣

  • @fiercegriffins575
    @fiercegriffins575 Před 2 lety +10

    Messi :When you moved away ,it left a huge hole in our left wing.
    Neymar :I know right.🤣🤣

  • @legoninjago5551
    @legoninjago5551 Před 2 lety +17

    0:20 when Luis Suarez run like a dog was the best part of the video

  • @krisgordon3116
    @krisgordon3116 Před 2 lety +57

    Muller lived up to Expectations.

  • @krisgordon3116
    @krisgordon3116 Před 2 lety +65

    Joao shouldnt have slapped the master of The Dark Arts.

  • @guzrahman3014
    @guzrahman3014 Před 2 lety +26

    Luis as Leo's security dog is too much XD!!!!

  • @rajdeepsengupta3263
    @rajdeepsengupta3263 Před 2 lety +11

    1:34 I'm an average football fan and I didn't know I needed to see Ronaldo pranking Leo this part had me wheezing lmaooo

  • @liltone9614
    @liltone9614 Před 2 lety +12

    Neymar calling Messi Babe is hilarious

  • @mphomazibuko9755
    @mphomazibuko9755 Před rokem +7

    Suarez as a guard dog had me laughing on the couch

  • @awarecitizen3732
    @awarecitizen3732 Před 2 lety +25

    1:49 NGL they had us in this half 😂😂😝

  • @MM713MM
    @MM713MM Před 2 lety +7

    Muller- Sorry you had 2-8 🤣😂

  • @ecksdee6700
    @ecksdee6700 Před 10 měsíci +7

    3:13 Oh

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 Před 2 lety +41

    He is free agent right now. His current wages are 0. Three times zero is still zero.

    • @Madridista7165
      @Madridista7165 Před 2 lety +2

      That his only his Transfer fees not his wages man . He earns 2.1M per week so its more than 6M per week .

    • @manngaur3073
      @manngaur3073 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Madridista7165 2.1 M...do you even know what that 'M' means?....he's already on a paycut but in general he earns not more than 1 M

    • @ottovaughnjr.9282
      @ottovaughnjr.9282 Před 2 lety +3

      @@manngaur3073 you a moron...?
      The weekly Wage of leo in the expired contract was £2.1M.
      And m is for millions.
      Before the contract leak it was considered something around £1.3m/week
      The contract number was 674m usd for 4 years. (That is usd 3.2m/week)

  • @lanzyyy__
    @lanzyyy__ Před 2 lety +4

    0:19 - lol did Suarez say ref ref ref ref 😂😂

  • @zzzz3004
    @zzzz3004 Před 2 lety +5

    0:52 messi-"phil who?"😂😂😂

  • @rabbittko1421
    @rabbittko1421 Před 2 lety +5

    When neymar said hey babe i nearly died 💀 💀💀

  • @grahambiji8128
    @grahambiji8128 Před 2 lety +33

    Ohhhh myyyy, I thought Muller missed his chance....when he came late

  • @orfeastservanakou8383
    @orfeastservanakou8383 Před 2 lety +8

    I'm sorry that you had to wait (2-8) that's genius!

  • @andrewthebritishnump8608
    @andrewthebritishnump8608 Před 2 lety +67

    It's bad enough being a club with the recent success we've had having no relevance in real life transfers, but now we can't even be involved in the meme transfers too? =(

    • @magicalmessi7709
      @magicalmessi7709 Před 2 lety +5

      Youre a small club

    • @sumanthb7233
      @sumanthb7233 Před 2 lety +9

      @@magicalmessi7709 Liverpool have more champions leagues than Barcelona. Don't forget that..

    • @sahilkhatri5150
      @sahilkhatri5150 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sumanthb7233 tbh barca and real are 2 best clubs at top with man u and liverpool top 4 and ac milan 5th

    • @manngaur3073
      @manngaur3073 Před 2 lety +10

      @@sumanthb7233 but Barça have more European success than Liverpool in general...at least Barça dont have to wait for 30 years for a league title

    • @ShadowVXMaster
      @ShadowVXMaster Před 2 lety +3

      @@sahilkhatri5150 barcelona are shit now admit it

  • @abelincon8472
    @abelincon8472 Před 2 lety +8

    I'm sorry u had 2-8.
    - Thomas mueller

  • @miguelcruz1120
    @miguelcruz1120 Před 2 lety +6

    Messi and Harry Kane in the same team would be a dream come true.

  • @Emi-dy7cr
    @Emi-dy7cr Před 2 lety +30

    COME TO NORWICH!

  • @boosterino
    @boosterino Před 2 lety +15

    thomas müller needs an own show

  • @jackwilson5005
    @jackwilson5005 Před 2 lety +1

    Muller : sorry you had 2-8 😆😆😆 he is such a comedian..

  • @shlokanand3516
    @shlokanand3516 Před 2 lety +5

    2:15 was actually funny 😂😂😂

  • @ercoleborgiano
    @ercoleborgiano Před 2 lety +4

    3:01 that was the moment Joao knew *he f****d up*

  • @noahnightking
    @noahnightking Před 2 lety +8

    Lovin’ all the 442oons videos!

  • @chrislfc2317
    @chrislfc2317 Před 2 lety +5

    1:02 That aged well...

  • @henokhayele1965
    @henokhayele1965 Před 2 lety +3

    Neymar's babe got me 😂😂😂😂

  • @sihlemchunu5485
    @sihlemchunu5485 Před 2 lety +3

    Neymar calling messi babe 😂😂

  • @notaxmar4546
    @notaxmar4546 Před rokem +1

    1:19 Messigician throwed me after he said for Dembele and Coutinho in Barcelona, I cry!

  • @mireillebassil4602
    @mireillebassil4602 Před 2 lety +3

    the neymar part is the funniest imo 🤣🤣

  • @nt._7
    @nt._7 Před 2 lety +16

    Another legendary 442oons and one football video 🔥👍🤣

  • @naoufellatreche6964
    @naoufellatreche6964 Před 2 lety +3

    When leo said sécurité i didn't expect suarez 🤣🤣

  • @tomjames9926
    @tomjames9926 Před 2 lety +5

    Not gonna lie this Diego Simeone scares the shit out of me

  • @manish4416
    @manish4416 Před 2 lety +4

    Messi and Ronaldo in the same team; That's what we all dream to see!

  • @zzzz3004
    @zzzz3004 Před 2 lety

    1:06 messi-"jack who?"😂😂

  • @zulfikeralikhanchowdhury3129

    Where was Jürgen?
    Or is it gonna be a surprise signing like Diogo Jota. 🤔

  • @markthebest
    @markthebest Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks 😊 for the video 🔥

  • @nahianjehan4780
    @nahianjehan4780 Před 2 lety +4

    Well he must've forgiven Neymar.

  • @xeeeeiijj
    @xeeeeiijj Před 2 lety +3

    kane: but, the accent
    leo: dont ask

  • @dominate3858
    @dominate3858 Před 2 lety

    I was waiting for this one to come out...

  • @yacireditx-xd
    @yacireditx-xd Před 2 lety

    Ronni: You are just a freekick merchant😂😂

  • @youssefmalak4504
    @youssefmalak4504 Před 2 lety +6

    2:20 i wish this happens... JADOOOOON 😭😭😭😭😭😭💛🖤

  • @gg-ii4ov
    @gg-ii4ov Před 7 měsíci +1

    Well messi saying i would rather retire or play in the MLS really aged well

  • @Fishy_FishyGaming
    @Fishy_FishyGaming Před 2 lety +2

    Suarez as a dog was god dam magical😂

  • @LunarEcho7
    @LunarEcho7 Před 2 lety +3

    2:04 is the fastest swipe left ever

  • @jonathanwang6206
    @jonathanwang6206 Před 2 lety +3

    Who is here after Messi moved to PSG🤣

  • @razorkevz8326
    @razorkevz8326 Před 2 lety +2

    Neymar snapped🤣🤣

  • @muhammadsyah_1770
    @muhammadsyah_1770 Před 2 lety

    Newell Old Boys: hey what's up
    Messi: SWIPE RIGHT!!

  • @glizzygobbler1491
    @glizzygobbler1491 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Messi really did move to the mls

  • @udayankaushik8502
    @udayankaushik8502 Před 2 lety +2

    Suarez s bite is more dangerous dan hulks 🤣

  • @Leomv55
    @Leomv55 Před 2 lety +2

    Free kick merchant. Anyone heard that🤣

  • @skittle6313
    @skittle6313 Před 2 lety

    fact that suarez was also the dog guard while he's good chewer lol

  • @John-mt4vu
    @John-mt4vu Před 2 lety

    the way how sancho just terminated is contract after just signing it

  • @beaconing7689
    @beaconing7689 Před 2 lety

    Free kick merchant LMAO 😂

  • @harishmohammed9851
    @harishmohammed9851 Před 2 lety +2

    The disrespect 😂

  • @filthyfacts5100
    @filthyfacts5100 Před 2 lety +1

    "Free kick merchant."

  • @JohnWick-fo6gi
    @JohnWick-fo6gi Před rokem

    Muller made this 10× funnier😆

  • @swastikszn1781
    @swastikszn1781 Před 2 lety

    Love your videos matt

  • @sakthivelprakash941
    @sakthivelprakash941 Před 2 lety +2

    Freekick merchant 🔥🔥

  • @tumisangphefo6435
    @tumisangphefo6435 Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣😂🤣 Why are Thomas Mueller's pants that long?

  • @axcellesparza1139
    @axcellesparza1139 Před 2 lety +1

    “But the accent” LMFAO💀

  • @1nfect3d.86
    @1nfect3d.86 Před 2 lety

    There are so many good jokes in this video😂😂😂

  • @sharadmohip6536
    @sharadmohip6536 Před 2 lety

    Lol free kick merchant 😂😂😂😂

  • @2nimations
    @2nimations Před 2 lety

    Suaréz as dog is really killed me.Reff,Reff,Refff

  • @martingamingvideos9030

    Would of loved to see a Jurgen klopp trying for messi then Messi gets flashbacks of Robertsons pocket. Lol

  • @savagelife3756
    @savagelife3756 Před 2 lety +1

    Thomas Mullers shot against England at the Euros was also swept to the side haha

  • @callumpolaa.k.adjvinylrise2543

    i feel sad for neymar cuz he tried to win back his best friend but messi will never ever forgive him for what he did to him :'( 1:26

  • @WelziFC7
    @WelziFC7 Před 2 lety +1

    I was really hoping for a Klopp corner taken quickly joke

  • @swastikszn1781
    @swastikszn1781 Před 2 lety

    Great video matt

  • @monty4479
    @monty4479 Před 2 lety

    When pep said you're just a shit Jack grealish! That part had me like for half hour l! 😂😂😂

  • @net_lag
    @net_lag Před 2 lety +1

    Why do I feel like these are real life moments we're watching.. rather than parody.. and it's hilarious

  • @JordanHarawa
    @JordanHarawa Před 6 měsíci +1

    Who’s here after Messi actually went to the MLS

  • @veenoceda4714
    @veenoceda4714 Před 2 lety +1

    I thought Klopp will come there and just said he was looking for the Gini replacement studio

  • @laurakeany2696
    @laurakeany2696 Před 8 měsíci

    How does this man know the future he knew messi would join the mls

  • @red_08.
    @red_08. Před 2 lety +1

    This is the most fit harzard i ever seen since he left chelsea

  • @kennethtisara1435
    @kennethtisara1435 Před 2 lety

    When suarez was acting like a dog I laugh so hard😂

  • @magicalhikari5859
    @magicalhikari5859 Před 2 lety +3

    Suarez the Dog doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
    Suarez the Dog: 0:19

  • @adityasharma2935
    @adityasharma2935 Před 2 lety +1

    Ohh Messi-Ronaldo together♥️♥️ maybe one day they may play together, please God

  • @greybo4034
    @greybo4034 Před 2 lety +2

    Ronaldo : he is a free kick merchant.......

  • @mateosoccer1947
    @mateosoccer1947 Před 2 lety

    I love your vids

  • @wherush7838
    @wherush7838 Před 2 lety +4

    0:16 😂