Idiots On Bikes | Hilarious Cyclist Fails Compilation

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  • čas přidán 16. 11. 2021
  • Bicycles are the most energy-efficient machine ever created, particularly when it comes to their Riding-To-Fails ratio, considering the clips we've seen lately. Not everyone was born coordinated, so if you aren't regularly wearing a helmet already then here's a bunch of reasons to order one now. #failarmy #fails #funny #compilation
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  • @CODYORMOE
    @CODYORMOE Před 2 lety +17794

    The “I’m not dead” guy was WOW. Slid under a whole semi and lived to tell the tale. Hope he played the lottery after that.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 2 lety +414

      But you must agreed it was cool:)

    • @macoshist5042
      @macoshist5042 Před 2 lety +528

      Man I don't know about you, but I think he's not dead

    • @soupbone10olgathecat45
      @soupbone10olgathecat45 Před 2 lety +61

      That idiot should not be on a bike! I no he'll never go fast again 🤣!!

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 Před 2 lety +405

      I had to rewind that one a couple of times. Absolutely insane

    • @BosoxPatsfan603
      @BosoxPatsfan603 Před 2 lety +205

      That was insane he could have been crushed

  • @six
    @six Před 2 lety +7453

    That guy at 0:59 used up all of his luck for the rest of his life, that was brutal

    • @OgSleep
      @OgSleep Před 2 lety +275

      I don't kno how he got out of that

    • @diegofigueroa1846
      @diegofigueroa1846 Před 2 lety +367

      Wtf! He was across the truck?

    • @cradlepen5621
      @cradlepen5621 Před 2 lety +86

      Its okay guy he's an actor. Look up Daring Dumpy Poop Man. Honestly though that was like an action shot

    • @pug8550
      @pug8550 Před 2 lety +99

      Too much fast and furious

    • @grumpyone5963
      @grumpyone5963 Před 2 lety +29

      His own worst enemy. Where does he think the driver is looking and sitting, and therefore his view of you approaching from there. When he gets a new bike I bet he rides behind one reversing.🙈

  • @user-mp5wg2ce2i
    @user-mp5wg2ce2i Před 7 měsíci +149

    1:01 Might be the luckiest dude alive. He just crashed a bike at like 60mph, slid directly under an 18 wheeler, and just walked away with some light road rash... Just wow.

    • @bogutierrez9739
      @bogutierrez9739 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Insane

    • @Mathias-jr2df
      @Mathias-jr2df Před 5 měsíci +1

      Went in between the 18 wheeler Is crazy. So lucky

    • @Mallchad
      @Mallchad Před 5 měsíci +2

      That dude's clip put pure fear into my soul. Slid under a moving lorry and lived to tell the tale...

    • @baseballhaha
      @baseballhaha Před 4 měsíci +3

      Actually tho. Still the craziest clip I’ve ever seen on a bike. Like not only did he slide under a semi. He fit thru a gap about 2 feet wide since the guy was rockin runners. The fact he didn’t have any control and fit through a gap like that is a fuckin miracle.

    • @SongJLikes
      @SongJLikes Před 3 měsíci

      @@baseballhaha - THIS.
      There was a minuscule amount of space, and he SOMEHOW was thrown through it, AT HIGHWAY SPEEDS, from a speed wobble that started two lanes over…
      It might be one of the least likely, and unbelievably fortunate, scenarios I’ve ever observed, in any form.

  • @nitrohanktoursamerica5047
    @nitrohanktoursamerica5047 Před 6 měsíci +17

    When I was 7 my mother told me not to ride my bike in traffic. That advice has served me well and now I've passed it on to the many, many people who never had a mother.

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 Před 2 lety +2124

    The motorcycle guy unintentionally performed an action movie stunt and nailed it without serious injury. That was the most impressive win I've seen so far.

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX Před 2 lety +24

      That was sick to say the least

    • @res6148
      @res6148 Před 2 lety +17

      I think his back flesh was ripped tho

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX Před 2 lety +41

      @@res6148 yeah although it's seems he did not break anything and if he was wearing the proper gear he walked away without a scratch

    • @KentRoads
      @KentRoads Před 2 lety +5

      Impressive fail* :)

    • @jailolomusicofficial4779
      @jailolomusicofficial4779 Před 2 lety +1

      @@res6148 h

  • @ex35240sx
    @ex35240sx Před 2 lety +766

    That dude went under the semi truck trailer. Talk about some fast and furious luck

  • @chewyismycopilot788
    @chewyismycopilot788 Před 6 měsíci +40

    The guy with the washing machine on the bike isn't an idiot he's a genius

    • @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet
      @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet Před 5 měsíci +2

      Yeah it's definitely a win

    • @Bmanngatx
      @Bmanngatx Před měsícem

      He’s lucky bc those kind of machines have water that is so powerful it can cut on human skin.

  • @darladavid9851
    @darladavid9851 Před 5 měsíci +5

    This video is a great reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always something to be grateful for in fails of the week.

  • @friendfromindia7202
    @friendfromindia7202 Před 2 lety +6237

    Man, some of these were way more dangerous than just fails

  • @thekekronomicon590
    @thekekronomicon590 Před 2 lety +5538

    Can't wait to try riding my bike on the highway looks very safe and it's good for the environment.

    • @nizitamaruvaka2294
      @nizitamaruvaka2294 Před 2 lety +107

      I laugh every time I see that moron get sideswiped by that semi.

    • @ross_ulbright7779
      @ross_ulbright7779 Před 2 lety +251

      If you don't wear any clothes it is even better because all motorists will slow down to look. 😝

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety Před 2 lety +176

      Don't ride like any of these pricks and you'll be fine.

    • @alittlecrinkley232
      @alittlecrinkley232 Před 2 lety +21

      Hahaha😂

    • @bamentrent1120
      @bamentrent1120 Před 2 lety +61

      Also don't wear a helmet it's better (joke wear a helmet)

  • @jerroldfrank5869
    @jerroldfrank5869 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Road and MTB cyclist for nearly 40 years. I could have my own highlight reel. Lucky to be alive.

  • @JeffWiersma
    @JeffWiersma Před 9 měsíci +35

    The crash at 4:10 has me absolutely convulsing with laughter

  • @pacinghearts
    @pacinghearts Před 2 lety +744

    That was epic when that guy said “I’m not dead!” Who literally slid under a truck.

    • @TheRandompaint
      @TheRandompaint Před 2 lety +20

      That's pure trauma right there

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly Před 2 lety +11

      @@TheRandompaint honestly after the massive fucking adrenaline rush id be in shock, then I'd look back and feel lucky as hell

    • @stanstuben2961
      @stanstuben2961 Před 2 lety +2

      so now he's thinking he's so lucky and will probably try it again! Hopefully the next truck will win!!!!

    • @FearFrontierOFFICIAL
      @FearFrontierOFFICIAL Před 2 lety +8

      @@stanstuben2961 He didn't do it on purpose, dude, he clearly lost control of the bike and fell.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 Před 2 lety +1

      I had to rewind that a few times just to make sure I'd seen it right!

  • @WhoopsieDoodleFun
    @WhoopsieDoodleFun Před 6 měsíci +3

    It’s a skill to make people laugh, but it’s a talent to make them laugh at life’s oops moments. You’re truly talented!

  • @novatraugott
    @novatraugott Před 7 měsíci +2

    THE DEER ONE AT THE END WAS CRAZY!

  • @WheelassassinGuides
    @WheelassassinGuides Před 2 lety +305

    1:12 “It’s okay I’m not dead” what a legend. That was close

    • @l4StarPS3l
      @l4StarPS3l Před 2 lety +7

      I hope he has a good washing machine at home. His pants are probably loaded with shit.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety +7

      0:59 in slow motion, you really get to see why he should be.

    • @b1zzarecont4ct
      @b1zzarecont4ct Před rokem +1

      “wHaT a LeGeNd”

    • @WheelassassinGuides
      @WheelassassinGuides Před rokem

      What’s the problem bro?

  • @lucyaster5398
    @lucyaster5398 Před 2 lety +1044

    i know that i shouldn't be laughing at 8:45 because the guy just stole a bike but the fact that he steals a bike and then proceeds to run on foot away for several blocks before realizing he could just ride on the bike to get away faster kills me every time.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 Před 2 lety +9

      Lmfao

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 Před 2 lety +31

      I'm 1 of those people who be reading the comments while watching the video and when I'm watching it live while reading your comment i started laughing my fkn ass off and didn't stop until tears obscured my vision totally. Like why is dumbass running for. I thought he was heading for some type of downhill block then jump on till I seen he jumps on to only ride in traffic jam . So I'm thinking here it comes he gonna run all that way jump on and end up getting hit in traffic by a car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @T.M....
      @T.M.... Před 2 lety +42

      Dude had speed and didn't need to peddle🤣

    • @mattforster7509
      @mattforster7509 Před 2 lety +6

      Reminds of me of the KSI skit 😂😂

    • @willi6880
      @willi6880 Před 2 lety +9

      Idk what it is but seeing a grown man get chased by another grown man on a straight a way run is hilarious to me. Especially since is being yelled, just a sprint to try and catch him lmfao.

  • @DS-um9hi
    @DS-um9hi Před 10 měsíci +8

    The guy with the fire engine is a new kind of special, I hope they could continue to the emergency and not have to deal with it as a collision.

  • @Dook-larue-1981
    @Dook-larue-1981 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The dude that went under the truck. Mission impossible stuff right there.

  • @andrew9409
    @andrew9409 Před 2 lety +288

    “Miracles don’t happen.”
    Guy who slides under truck: “…um, well, here’s the thing…”

  • @chiropracticassistant8592
    @chiropracticassistant8592 Před 2 lety +404

    "Can you save my bike?"
    - Every cyclist ever.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 2 lety +14

      Realise its dirt bike:):):)

    • @haydenpenner3373
      @haydenpenner3373 Před 2 lety +27

      That was a 5000 dollar plus dirtbike

    • @justinabraham7291
      @justinabraham7291 Před 2 lety +8

      It's not a bicycle. It's a dirtbike.

    • @deborahsmith6963
      @deborahsmith6963 Před 2 lety +12

      that's a dirtbike that costs close to ten grand. not a bicycle

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon Před 2 lety +1

      Why is the reply’s saying, that’s not a bike, it’s a dirt bike?

  • @jars7774
    @jars7774 Před 16 dny +1

    The guy who fell through the ice at the 3:25 minute mark, is he asking one of the helpers to be careful on how they’re pulling the bike out of the water?? LOL

  • @horizon5849
    @horizon5849 Před 6 měsíci +4

    00:51 SO LUCKY DID HE SURVIVED!

  • @vikinginger1889
    @vikinginger1889 Před 2 lety +739

    The most terrifying fail army of all time.

  • @Diplomat999
    @Diplomat999 Před 2 lety +267

    9:34 he even moves his shoulder to hit him harder and just keeps going like nothing happened

    • @saxongreen78
      @saxongreen78 Před 2 lety +69

      These types of rider are everywhere, these days...his nihilism will get him splattered soon enough.

    • @timmccarthy3589
      @timmccarthy3589 Před 2 lety +30

      I would have definitely knocked his ass off that bike.

    • @xander4322
      @xander4322 Před 2 lety +76

      I feel so bad for the guy to. sat there like he was already having a rough day

    • @weston9106
      @weston9106 Před 2 lety +26

      And the guy winds up on his ass and he just shakes his head XD poor guy

    • @NotALizardPerson81
      @NotALizardPerson81 Před 2 lety +8

      All I know is, I want that guy on my team.

  • @user-lh1dq3wj7q
    @user-lh1dq3wj7q Před měsícem +2

    The guy with the Jesus statue strapped to his back made me almost pass out from laughing so hard. I kept going back to watch it.

  • @cjvaye99
    @cjvaye99 Před 7 měsíci +1

    0:14
    the guy was so distracted by being recorded he didnt see the car in front of him and crashed 😂😂😂

  • @dennydude
    @dennydude Před 2 lety +1703

    I felt bad for everyone that had an accident, but laughed so hard at the people who were just being jerks.

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 Před 2 lety +46

      To be fair the trucker at 50 sec in was a bit of a jerk to say the least.

    • @mrpuuuulp
      @mrpuuuulp Před 2 lety +8

      @@andrewjoyner4133 yeah truckiie couldn’t of been a mongrol and let him pass

    • @Deeuuu193
      @Deeuuu193 Před 2 lety +14

      A few years ago I had a bicycle accident and now when I see someone on a bicycle or someone falls in these videos although idiotic jerks do not make me laugh, it makes me remember how my wounds burned and I could not even sleep besides that out of nowhere it began to make a terrible strange smell and a strange liquid came out of them

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 Před 2 lety +1

      @liam Anderson think it is called entitlement....'oh I can ride my bike anywhere I like and F everyone else'

    • @ericpl7227
      @ericpl7227 Před 2 lety +7

      @@andrewjoyner4133 nope! Biker was on the wrong side of the road! Trucker wouldn't have even been looking right to pull out!

  • @Gibs_1984
    @Gibs_1984 Před 2 lety +1103

    Why anyone would risk their life riding a bicycle on the highway is just amazing

    • @christianheidt5733
      @christianheidt5733 Před 2 lety +23

      Because, sometimes there's no other way

    • @Gibs_1984
      @Gibs_1984 Před 2 lety +165

      @@christianheidt5733 There is always a better way ,,, and purposely putting your life in danger is just stupid,

    • @christianheidt5733
      @christianheidt5733 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Gibs_1984 no, there is not, but do it safely obviously!

    • @JoshScottttt
      @JoshScottttt Před 2 lety +27

      It's completely legal but they have the same rights as cars and must act as one

    • @bobbobby1846
      @bobbobby1846 Před 2 lety +4

      i know with those gas powered motor. (motor cycle)

  • @casepremium6722
    @casepremium6722 Před 9 měsíci +31

    That guy that smashed the side mirror would have been the last one he ever smashed

    • @Roger-cg4po
      @Roger-cg4po Před 6 měsíci

      I bet the person driving the car was a woman.

    • @Jeromeeb
      @Jeromeeb Před 26 dny

      Ikr, went in front of the vehicle too. Sorry my foot slipped.

  • @TryHardCentral
    @TryHardCentral Před 4 měsíci +1

    The sliding under truck dude is invincible holyy

  • @RBCire
    @RBCire Před 2 lety +71

    4:36 It was nice of you to blur out his license plate

  • @RozuriVT
    @RozuriVT Před 2 lety +95

    9:34 can we talk about that cyclist just ramming intentionally that guy?!

    • @rudeboysosh
      @rudeboysosh Před 2 lety +18

      That pedestrian is straight up not having a good day

    • @wail1287
      @wail1287 Před 2 lety +24

      i would beat the shit out of the cyclist

    • @Ifoughtpiranhas
      @Ifoughtpiranhas Před 2 lety +37

      Depending on the jurisdiction, the cyclist could be charged with hit & run. And if injuries were involved, it could be a felony.

    • @davidschofl3908
      @davidschofl3908 Před 2 lety +15

      @@Ifoughtpiranhas he earned some good amount of bad karma with this act

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster Před 2 lety +3

      Like, It's the result of being Dutch and cycling is not the subculture it tends to be in many other countries, but I never cease to be amazed by the utter lack of anticipatory behaviour of cyclists: They could've seen a car slowing down, they would see a traffic light and no moving traffic from other directions so they could have acted on all this visual information but nope, full speed ahead, even while having their view partially blocked by the box or whatever it is in that clip...

  • @Auspices1349
    @Auspices1349 Před měsícem

    0:14 Love this. People will often stare at me sideways for no reason while doing stuff, even while riding a bike or running. Always remember to look where you're going!

  • @StitchIsBlu
    @StitchIsBlu Před 28 dny +1

    That guy at the start when the bike broke in half “omg! Is the bike ok!?

  • @WideAwakeHuman
    @WideAwakeHuman Před rokem +3867

    I'll never get why people think riding a bicycle in the middle of a highway is a good idea...

    • @centurion726
      @centurion726 Před rokem +434

      And go thru red lights like they don't have to follow the rules

    • @1971dave
      @1971dave Před rokem +35

      I hope nobody on the push-bikes broke their necks , I'd be awfully upset,

    • @coverfrequency2305
      @coverfrequency2305 Před rokem +207

      It's people on bicycles thinking they own the road. Running red lights, signaling a turn and just sending it before looking. It's scary, my cousin's wife killed a bicyclist who ran a red light. It's beyond maddening.

    • @thekraken4886
      @thekraken4886 Před rokem +63

      @This is the Diner stop defending bicyclists

    • @Ren-bj4xm
      @Ren-bj4xm Před rokem +26

      @This is the Diner Yeah but the one in the car is pretty sure that the metal box they driving would at least protect them but the cyclist doesn't even consider that they would be dead.

  • @vstrmrk
    @vstrmrk Před 2 lety +287

    9:33 I love how he gets clobbered then just sits there and questions life

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 Před 2 lety +77

      Oh yeah he was sort of smooth with the recovery lol. Also intentional by the cyclist he hockey checked that dude lol

    • @jessemcvicker3123
      @jessemcvicker3123 Před 2 lety +56

      @@bovice1766 I was looking for this comment lol. You can totally see him lower the shoulder on ole boy.

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 Před 2 lety +34

      @@jessemcvicker3123 Exactly lol something tells me he has done that before

    • @Jerubarbaruah
      @Jerubarbaruah Před 2 lety +13

      I've been hit by a cyclist like that while at work. It took the wind right out of me, and I had to sit there and take a breather. Of course they peddled off like the guy here. Like most of the entitled scum that ride bikes.

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Jerubarbaruah Lol damn bro, It was the same dude I think we have a cereal pedestrian hitting cyclist

  • @bigverybadtom
    @bigverybadtom Před 8 měsíci +4

    0:21 Never saw a bicycle break in half before,

    • @sinclairman
      @sinclairman Před 5 měsíci +1

      atleast he wasnt badly injured

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash Před 7 dny

    Pedal bikes on highways are absolutely hilarious!! Love these accidents!! keep em coming!

  • @davesnothereman7250
    @davesnothereman7250 Před 2 lety +265

    Motorcyclists: gotta watch out...the whole world is trying to kill me.
    Bicyclists: the whole world better watch out for my stupid, oblivious ass.

    • @wadeoden8464
      @wadeoden8464 Před 2 lety +9

      except for the motorcyclist who blew through the roundabout...

    • @meata.
      @meata. Před 2 lety +10

      bruh most of these arent even the cyclists fault.

    • @tomasnokechtesledger1786
      @tomasnokechtesledger1786 Před 2 lety +5

      They have preference of way. You're always wrong when you hit them. Remember that, because its the Law!

    • @walleclyde8759
      @walleclyde8759 Před 2 lety +15

      Not every fucking cyclist is a "stupid, oblivious ass." Think of it this way, your safe ass is in a 1.5 metric ton car protected by a fuck-ton of metal and plastic while a cyclist has just their fucking bones to save them. Most of us are trying to ride safely so we don't fucking die. And its these precious car drivers who get annoyed that we're not going the fucking speed limit, so they try to run us off the goddamn road. I'm sorry I cause you a slight inconvienence because I'm trying to save the fucking world we live on.

    • @adamms96
      @adamms96 Před 2 lety +7

      @@meata. you're trolling right?

  • @captainevenslower4400
    @captainevenslower4400 Před 2 lety +386

    In this one we have equal amounts of incredible stupidity and luck. Sometimes within the same clip.

    • @Hydralisk777
      @Hydralisk777 Před 2 lety +3

      more of the stupidity. it look like most of the bikes come with no brakes

    • @bassman8144
      @bassman8144 Před 2 lety +7

      But mostly arrogant stupidity🤔

    • @sethc6663
      @sethc6663 Před 2 lety

      @@Hydralisk777 I take regular breaks on long rides

    • @OberWanKenobii
      @OberWanKenobii Před 2 lety

      @@Hydralisk777 try again

    • @ostracizedttv9926
      @ostracizedttv9926 Před 8 měsíci

      Nothing i hate more than cyclist on the road

  • @ConfuciusSlaps
    @ConfuciusSlaps Před 4 měsíci +7

    The adrenaline in the man's voice who slid under the semi 😮

  • @hankhill3126
    @hankhill3126 Před 7 měsíci +5

    8:26: that man deserves a better family

  • @smicksmookety
    @smicksmookety Před 2 lety +515

    If that guy got the dryer home it's not a fail, it's just awesome.

  • @edvin97ful
    @edvin97ful Před 2 lety +546

    *Guy gets run over by train and struck by lightning*
    Failarmy: person was unharmed

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  Před 2 lety +156

      I know it's a running joke. But when we say that, they really were unharmed.
      We don't use videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

    • @dard4642
      @dard4642 Před 2 lety +10

      I think the asterisks mean "cyclist was 'unharmed' -- nudge, nudge."

    • @benclimenhaga2136
      @benclimenhaga2136 Před 2 lety +23

      @@failarmy but why not? I dont mind a human limb or two flying around.

    • @davidmmuench
      @davidmmuench Před 2 lety +5

      A nod to @lucaas I'm sure.

    • @_Kylix_
      @_Kylix_ Před 2 lety +12

      @@benclimenhaga2136 some people do and I dont blame them

  • @kleinfeicht
    @kleinfeicht Před 7 měsíci +1

    Bike with drying machine or washing machine was a genius 😂

  • @dom9882
    @dom9882 Před 6 měsíci

    Everytime you hear a foreign language you can be sure it's some variation of "F***ing idiot!"

  • @BurgerJoint.
    @BurgerJoint. Před rokem +592

    “It’s ok I’m not dead.” Must’ve been a moment he’ll never forget.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 Před rokem +17

      I mean dude did a clean slid underneath a truck.

    • @hajiasgharali3554
      @hajiasgharali3554 Před rokem +1

      Uqrin rosia denkyv

    • @sekhoundiaye8428
      @sekhoundiaye8428 Před rokem +2

      Je pense qu'il est plus jamais remonté sur une moto !!..😱...La chance de sa Vie !

    • @sonicmaario
      @sonicmaario Před rokem +6

      He literally got ran over! O_O

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack Před rokem +6

      @@sonicmaario never was run over, he slid under the truck and out the other side

  • @tristanlabuschagne3278
    @tristanlabuschagne3278 Před rokem +29

    9:57 low budget Jurassic world😂

  • @user-yg1ts5hc4v
    @user-yg1ts5hc4v Před 9 měsíci +9

    2:17 was funny af 😂😂😂

    • @demmausen1401
      @demmausen1401 Před 8 měsíci +3

      he's an italian youtuber called Fil. Super funny

    • @Fil
      @Fil Před 29 dny

      🙈❤️

  • @lisbethrobles5843
    @lisbethrobles5843 Před 6 měsíci +2

    4:10 that man flew of like a GTA character 😂

  • @JonNel625
    @JonNel625 Před 2 lety +27

    9:50
    Didnt know Failarmy has the raw footage to Jurassic World with the raptors chasing the atv

  • @kerramist2698
    @kerramist2698 Před 2 lety +86

    2:13 the way they jut bounce off eachother got me dying 😂

  • @thunderstruck206
    @thunderstruck206 Před 6 měsíci +2

    As someone who finds the *VAST* amount of cyclists and bikers to be insufferable a lot of these were cathartic as hell

    • @Johnny96ri
      @Johnny96ri Před 5 měsíci

      No kidding. Every time I saw, "Cyclist was unharmed," I thought, "Too bad."

  • @keithramsey5637
    @keithramsey5637 Před 2 lety +312

    Rides motorcycle on ice…
    falls through ice.
    Says: “l can’t believe this.”
    Dude, it’s a motorcycle on ice.

    • @HenritheHorse
      @HenritheHorse Před 2 lety +1

      @Zas Yeah, he just needed way more speed.

    • @arg31ify
      @arg31ify Před 2 lety +3

      @Will Smith you realise there's entire motorcycle ice racing tournament's right?
      That you can buy or make snow tyres.
      Heck Marc Marquez even rode his moto gp bike up a ski slope.

    • @ChrisLee-yr7tz
      @ChrisLee-yr7tz Před 2 lety +2

      @Zas why did he ride in to the hole on purpose?!?!?

    • @mathewhastings9485
      @mathewhastings9485 Před 2 lety +1

      Or don’t intentionally ride a bike into a hole and think you will magically bunny hop it.

    • @DerMeister821
      @DerMeister821 Před 2 lety +2

      @@arg31ify Was that some ice racing tournament? If so, does riding into a hole in the ice make any sense in any context?
      I'll help you out: no.

  • @leoch5699
    @leoch5699 Před 2 lety +57

    i use motorcycle regularly to go anywhere and my parents who also use motorcycle taught me about the rule of size, you riding motorcyle/bycycle will always be more vulnerable than any type of transportation, so prioritized the large vehicle passing by, do not speeding, go to a edge of the road or shoudler and look around before you make a turn. It keep me safe riding for 10 years.

  • @sebastianpereira7043
    @sebastianpereira7043 Před měsícem +1

    The guy with a statue. His transgressions were not forgiven then. 😂

  • @gavins3492
    @gavins3492 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The beginning was like as if medic said "Are you f**king stupid, man?!"

  • @reeltimegamer7708
    @reeltimegamer7708 Před 2 lety +2243

    I'd say about 75% of these clips are bicyclists that feel entitled to blow through traffic and ignore basic rules of the road. They assume they'll be protected by the same astuteness a driver gives to a person walking through a crosswalk. Nothing against bikes, just idiots.

    • @Axel-xt3cx
      @Axel-xt3cx Před 2 lety +38

      byciceling in the us is anyway suecide

    • @SweetTooth10
      @SweetTooth10 Před 2 lety +36

      @@Axel-xt3cx Yup! 🤣😂 I literally feel like I’m the only person with common sense, I’ve been driving for 23 years and never caused an accident. I can write a book on the stupid 💩 I’ve seen people do on bikes, in cars, on scooters 🛴 Rollerblades, skateboards 🛹 heelies, 😂 and even skiing in SAn Francisco down a steep hill. I’ve seen it all, but just when I thought I have, someone goes and out stupify the last idiot on a moped 🤣

    • @carlsmith5678
      @carlsmith5678 Před 2 lety +102

      I hate cyclists for this reason. They'll drive in the road and not follow a single traffic law.

    • @TheRedrider05
      @TheRedrider05 Před 2 lety +67

      @@carlsmith5678 and simultaneously yell at you saying they have just as much right to the road as a car 🙄

    • @cliveramsbotty6077
      @cliveramsbotty6077 Před 2 lety +37

      @@carlsmith5678 i have as much right to use the road as you do and i follow every traffic law. unlike the driver of the truck that knocked me off, drove over my bike and fled the scene.

  • @thebalderthor4884
    @thebalderthor4884 Před 2 lety +111

    “I’ma go ride my bike on the highway. What could go wrong?”

    • @lonli786
      @lonli786 Před 2 lety +12

      I just looked it up bc I wasn't sure BUT it is illegal in Germany to ride a bike on the highway and some other streets bc of the traffic/speed

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 Před 2 lety +6

      Truly idiotic

    • @wulf9474
      @wulf9474 Před 2 lety +4

      @@lonli786 In the U.S. there's signs on highways (at least where I live) "Motor vehicles only"

    • @Phlappulf
      @Phlappulf Před 2 lety

      Doesnt mean the truck driver can violate traffic rules and almost kill a dude.

  • @1911doc
    @1911doc Před 7 měsíci +1

    1:38 So satisfying!! Nothing worse than a bicycle on a road, hate them with a passion.

    • @SDB1901
      @SDB1901 Před 28 dny +1

      No just a road, a multi-lane highway! I'm sure its illegal for them to be on that, the idiots.

  • @WoodenHooligan90
    @WoodenHooligan90 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Dang I've been riding bicycle for 12 plus years back and forth. I never get to close to anyone and always have my head checking every direction I hear possible. Only been hit by car mirrors a couple times, the disrespect for life hurts.

  • @johncollins211
    @johncollins211 Před rokem +243

    I'm not dead I'm not dead. That man's entire life just changed.

    • @lilblako3487
      @lilblako3487 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Hopefully he switches to dirt bikes

    • @yeoldebanjo5470
      @yeoldebanjo5470 Před 9 měsíci

      @@lilblako3487 Literally the next clip is a guy wiping out on a dirt bike.

    • @clifton4566
      @clifton4566 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Nah, that wears off quicker than you'd like.

    • @lilblako3487
      @lilblako3487 Před 9 měsíci

      @@yeoldebanjo5470 street bikes are 10x more dangerous

    • @ItsWilliamBtw
      @ItsWilliamBtw Před 2 měsíci

      @@lilblako3487 because there 10x better for the street

  • @alanspangler5621
    @alanspangler5621 Před 2 lety +930

    The guy hauling a washing machine on a motorcycle was definitely not a fail 😂😂😂

  • @MeanAzz_13
    @MeanAzz_13 Před 17 dny

    1:39 I suppose he's gonna put the full blame on the truck driver because he didn't stop his truck on a dime when the cyclist put his arm out without checking for traffic 😂😂

  • @thefinal_eclipse760
    @thefinal_eclipse760 Před 10 měsíci +2

    i died when the biker rode face first into that school bus

  • @Vapersretreat
    @Vapersretreat Před 2 lety +25

    7:55 the fact that you didnt step out and knock him out cold and leave him on the street shows your a better man than me

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 Před 2 lety +3

      Literally seen that happen in front of me and seen the cyclist take a gunshot to the head after dude stepped out the car

  • @TortugaLuv
    @TortugaLuv Před 2 lety +226

    Biker: "I'm not dead! I'm not dead!"
    Truck driver: *Gets Rifle*
    There is that better?

    • @watermelaninmagik6877
      @watermelaninmagik6877 Před 2 lety +9

      Screaming "I'm not dead" was probably his mind reacting to all of the "I am so dead!" thoughts going on milliseconds before.

    • @goral705
      @goral705 Před 2 lety +1

      But next time you´ll probably be.

    • @SKBKER
      @SKBKER Před 2 lety

      A biker is a motorist numb nuts

    • @user-Just_jxcz
      @user-Just_jxcz Před 2 lety +1

      This doesn't make sense :/

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 Před 2 lety +3

      This comment is disturbing......

  • @davidomondi1308
    @davidomondi1308 Před 10 měsíci +1

    the black dude ,the cop and the other guy🤣🤣

  • @madlifeus
    @madlifeus Před měsícem

    Hilarious! I needed that laugh today, thank you!

  • @lawdeedaw0803
    @lawdeedaw0803 Před rokem +265

    The pedestrian at 9:33 is the most chill dude ever.

  • @PharaohChin
    @PharaohChin Před 2 lety +169

    These people better be counting their blessings. So many near deaths. And most were their own ignorance and lack of awareness.

  • @paulbates2626
    @paulbates2626 Před 26 dny

    This ought to be called,
    “Knuckleheads on bikes”.

  • @bigverybadtom
    @bigverybadtom Před 7 měsíci

    In Illinois at least, every expressway entrance has a big sign saying that non-motorized traffic is not allowed to use them.

  • @michaelanderson9914
    @michaelanderson9914 Před rokem +52

    "Can you save my bike?" That is a sign of true love

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion Před 2 lety +192

    Pretty sure that "I'm not dead" was reassuring himself. That whole think looked real scary.

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann Před 2 lety +4

      20 seconds later, his inner bleedings was saying; "-Hold my bloodpressure".
      Funny with people on an adrenaline rush suddenly start saying; "I am dying, I am dying!" Mere moments later.

    • @fishmanfairclough7530
      @fishmanfairclough7530 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Ulvetann Yeah that is it isn't it seen enough Dan the fireman to know that he needed emergency treatment immediately after that otherwise that celebration might be short lived :/

    • @mistybarelyanartist6118
      @mistybarelyanartist6118 Před rokem +6

      Actually he was riding with his friend that day and their helmets were connected, his friend saw him go under the truck and didn’t see him come out. He was freaking out so the guy was telling him that he was ok

    • @kenwittlief255
      @kenwittlief255 Před rokem

      if he was dead he would still be a ghost running around saying "IM NOT DEAD... IM NOT DEAD..."

    • @OmarGarcia-bi7jq
      @OmarGarcia-bi7jq Před rokem

      Yeah thank god he is alive he probably never ride a bike before

  • @arby977
    @arby977 Před 4 měsíci

    8:25 Lady: What happened?
    Man: I’m going to jail for at least 10 years

  • @freeman8128
    @freeman8128 Před 11 dny +2

    In several of the road traffic incidents it was not the cyclist but the driver of the other vehicle who was at fault.

  • @trashservice.handle
    @trashservice.handle Před 2 lety +80

    In Korea, The accident-causing biker are called "Jarani(Jajeongeo + Gorani)".
    In korean, Jajeongeo is a bicycle and Gorani is Hydropotes inermis(type of deer)
    Sometimes Gorani jumps into a car and gets hit.

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 Před 2 lety +1

      Funny

    • @BubaOG
      @BubaOG Před 2 lety

      In the UK they are Karen’s on wheels

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 Před 2 lety

      What are the guys on the motorcycles who throw advertisement cards at you called?

    • @Jin-xv4ee
      @Jin-xv4ee Před 2 lety

      이 채널에서 한국인을 보게되다니..!

  • @anaboveaveragedog
    @anaboveaveragedog Před 9 měsíci +5

    The semi truck one at the start was crazy, the guy on the bike waved and the truck honked at him and ran him over, amazing he’s not dead

  • @curlymike
    @curlymike Před 8 měsíci +1

    2:57 At first I thought the car was spinning wheels trying to get back on all four, like in the GTA 😅

  • @MaegnasMw
    @MaegnasMw Před 2 lety +22

    3:36 "can you save my bike?"
    When you understand what has value and matters.

  • @mikeydudek2885
    @mikeydudek2885 Před 2 lety +217

    Dude!!! All he could think is “I’m not dead!” That was intense! He went all the way under that semi and out the other side! That’s the closest thing i can compare to a miracle.

    • @nextlevelbjj3083
      @nextlevelbjj3083 Před rokem +1

      I said “people out here living like it’s a video game now”.
      How about the one where the cyclist in white turns into the truck driving down the road with family.

    • @scottyboy6269
      @scottyboy6269 Před rokem +1

      I found it amusing hes riding a motorbike in womens leggings and shoes and that worried about dying. Totally deserved the wakeup call on wearing proper gear when on a frigging highway vs putting around doing 30KPH

    • @kevinferrier2475
      @kevinferrier2475 Před rokem +1

      What you saw was.

    • @beamed7770
      @beamed7770 Před rokem +7

      @@scottyboy6269 i don't think proper gear would save you from being run over by a semi

    • @grimraz0r
      @grimraz0r Před rokem

      Considering the fact there was visually NO space to slide, yes it was a miracle.

  • @jackripper5270
    @jackripper5270 Před 4 měsíci

    The one where she was trying to use her arm as a turn indicator. And that semi SCRAPED her. She literally kissed death there.

  • @FlamingHotGamingYT
    @FlamingHotGamingYT Před 8 měsíci

    Damn 1:01 went under the truck without being hit. That's crazy and lucky.

  • @cragre28
    @cragre28 Před 2 lety +110

    2:58 forget the fact that he did not see the cable, he actually just ignored the fact that he should have gone around on the right no matter what because where the rollback was.

    • @paulne1514
      @paulne1514 Před 2 lety +5

      That would require common sense.

    • @jmeneely
      @jmeneely Před 2 lety +5

      Haha. “I see… so I’m supposed to go UNDERNEATH the car that’s about to be flipped right side up?”

    • @mathewhastings9485
      @mathewhastings9485 Před 2 lety +5

      Guess he thought the car was going to turn itself over and the tow truck was just for looks. Also, he see a car being turned over and thinks I need to ride right here.

    • @pamelaspooner8335
      @pamelaspooner8335 Před rokem

      Cops should have been blocking the road from both directions.

    • @russell2952
      @russell2952 Před 10 měsíci

      @@pamelaspooner8335 They have to assume that drivers and cyclists aren't blind. The road WAS blocked.

  • @marcalvarez4890
    @marcalvarez4890 Před 2 lety +2035

    As a cyclist i have to say nearly every person here was at fault.
    Mind boggling stupidity on display.
    Half these people shouldn't be on bikes.

    • @shmerox7683
      @shmerox7683 Před 2 lety +50

      Like. They wanna drive to the left and dont raise their arm. They are surprised a car didnt know they wanted to go to the left? Just dumb.

    • @michieldeblock8231
      @michieldeblock8231 Před 2 lety +16

      I would advice you to be safe, at fault or not it can go bad real quick. When I was in the hospital 1 in 4 serious back injuries was either motercycle or bike.

    • @likeaglovelikeaglove8633
      @likeaglovelikeaglove8633 Před 2 lety +96

      There seems to be a severe lack of self-accountability with a lot of cyclists. No point being right, and dead.

    • @trevonstewart3636
      @trevonstewart3636 Před 2 lety +26

      4:52 oh yeah?

    • @ianoliver3879
      @ianoliver3879 Před 2 lety +15

      @@michieldeblock8231 I've never seen a bike with a back injury.

  • @palmdreamsgaming8725
    @palmdreamsgaming8725 Před 7 měsíci

    Nothing I love more then watching people on a bicycle get absolutely fucked up

  • @abduldonur21
    @abduldonur21 Před 8 měsíci

    0:53 didn't expected this from optimum pride! 😂 Ran over a human.

  • @wasix666
    @wasix666 Před rokem +97

    2:59 dude, tbh. I thought that car was trying to get Up by itself too! 😂😂😂

    • @perp9672
      @perp9672 Před rokem +3

      Gta 6 doesn’t work like that 😂

    • @miriadlamentations
      @miriadlamentations Před rokem +1

      Jesus Christ is the love of your life.
      And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. 1 Corinthians 13:2 ✝🌅
      Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 ✝🌅

  • @AaronShenghao
    @AaronShenghao Před 2 lety +54

    0:51 This is exactly the reason why I slow down and made sure the driver had seen me before continuing , when going the opposite way on sidewalk.

  • @Dutchfalco
    @Dutchfalco Před 4 měsíci

    4:10 When you hand the controller to your mom in GTA San Andreas, CJ goes:

  • @opivoid
    @opivoid Před 8 měsíci

    if my dad gets me a dirt bike he needs to let me cuss because if i crash i will say every cuss word in the english dictionary

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Před 2 lety +55

    You know youre lucky when you get up and yell "Im not dead." Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @Tdugg
    @Tdugg Před 2 lety +29

    7:07 Games be like: "Damn, Path is blocked. Looks like I got to find another way"

  • @classicpcgaming4194
    @classicpcgaming4194 Před 7 měsíci

    6:00 Anyone else find that road/barrier design totally mind-mindbogglingly insanely dangerous????
    Also very good reason case for having dash cam.

  • @Lyndonmaman
    @Lyndonmaman Před 9 měsíci

    Video title: Hilarious cyclist fails!
    Video content: *_people straight up coming within an inch of death_*

  • @elebeu
    @elebeu Před rokem +473

    90% of these were riders disobeying traffic laws or the laws of physics.

    • @sterlingglover7448
      @sterlingglover7448 Před rokem +15

      might be part of why they don't have a car, at least anymore

    • @sterlinggregory3531
      @sterlinggregory3531 Před rokem +2

      @@sterlingglover7448 Another Sterling?

    • @candymcvaney8248
      @candymcvaney8248 Před rokem

      well no shit. it's called "idiots on bikes" for a reason bro.

    • @isabelquintans3345
      @isabelquintans3345 Před rokem +5

      You can't disobey the laws of physics; you can disregard them at your peril, though.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan Před rokem +3

      @@sterlingglover7448 not really that I have seen pretty horrible car drivers being bad at driving has nothing to do with it

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery Před 2 lety +388

    I'm sorry, but the busted Jesus statue made me cry with laughter.

  • @jasonm9264
    @jasonm9264 Před 9 měsíci

    Cyclists are the top runners for Darwin Awards