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0:11 - Tyler vs. Garrett
5:25 - Cody vs. Panda
7:08 - Coby vs. Cory
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What do you call a cow with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eye deer.
I’m going for the most disliked comment on CZcams
Cory: I will go first.
Coby: I will let you go first.
Cory: I don’t need your permission.
Coby: You just received it.
R hates B
Pa doom ping,
Speech 100
r/unexpectedoffice
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😎😎😎😎😎😎
Which part of a candy sings the best?
THE WRAPPER
Your profile pic sets this off perfectly
True and nice joke
Biscuit Boy haha
😂😂😂
@@impossible9690 and his name
I checked the subtitles and Garrett did say “haha”
I can confirm that I have the subtitles button to prove it
Same
If you were doing it in Swedish it would be haha, but then translate to English using Google Translate, then it is lol. Ty's top 10 is Tres Mal!!!!
I checked it to and it said haha
@@romangriffin4111 u:yd
John: Want to hear a construction joke?
Alex: sure
John: I’m still working on it
Heard it
It’s a work in progress
not funny
@@ultragamez6887 lol
6:25 look at pandas arm *EXPOSED*
HAHA! WERE ON TO THE TRUE IDENTITY OF PANDA!
So he isn’t black
You can hear him lough at 6:40
I saw that
Nobody cares man
- “you’re familiar with our parents”
- “I am”
I hope I’m not the only one who found this hysterical
Why is Santa’s sack so big
He only comes once a year
Omg😂😂
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Ooh I get it
Tyler: "Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?"
People in 2020: "Because there wasn't any toilet paper in the first place"
Tiffany C so true!
Tiffany C love it
Nice
Tiffany C good one
Tiffany C your right
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doris."
"Doris who?"
"Doris locked, that why im knocking"
I don’t usually tell Dad jokes. But when I do, he usually laughs
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
J. R. Smith original btw
@Goldenite 15 ba dum ch
Everyone’s copying the sidemen jokes they used
Let’s get some more joke in. 😁🤘👍
My friend David got his ID stolen.
Now he's just plain Dav.
How would he have a ID?
Lol
Nice one
I’m like what know I know
Oh god
Coby: That was embarrassing. You cannot laugh at this.
Cory: I can and I will- I won't.
Coby: Wow...
I got fired from the bank today, this lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
Good one lol
Did you get that from JK studios? It's really hilarious isn't it?!
Funny but if it is real then it feels bad
Casey Patten I get it
i dont get it
RIP boiled water you will be mist...
ayyyyy
@@GrantYT18 that's just not what mist is. It's evaporated water changing from a liquid to a gaseous state of matter.
@@erikaho1857 Ik it wasn't my joke though it was my teacher's
Lol 😂
@@erikaho1857 such a smartass you know what he meant lmao
6:34
if you lose to closely you can hear muffled laughing under Cody’s laugh, did panda actually make a sound for once!?
Gaming Pals212 yeah I hear it!
I was going to type the same thing in chat I herd it when he said that joke
Haha! Maybe!
Yes. It sounded like ty
@@anaylawate2114 Maybe ty was out of camera view and he cupped his hand over his mouth and laughed
I got a new boomerang for Christmas. I tried to throw out my old one but it kept coming back
What did the Guy who made the knock knock Joke get?
The No-Bell prize
Nice
That was great
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Amazing
That actually funny
unoriginal :(
i have a joke
what did benjamin franklin say when he found electricity?
nothing,he was in shock.
eva efendy lol
😂😂😂😂
Wait whats the joke and the joke is not funny :>)
Hah
wasn't it Thomas edition who discovered electricity? or was he just the light bulb
"Is 'snowbank' a thing?" Says the man from Texas.😂
The twins going against each other is always entertaining
My dad should be in this video, he’s got tons of bad jokes
HI ZACH CHOI ASMR!!! I love to watch your videos😍
I don’t watch ur videos or ASMR but man does that food look good
like you?
Hey zach
Who thought zach choi would be here?
1:03 lol I love how garret said ,”is he okay?”
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
Yeah he pasta way
That is a good one
@@superturd2813 wtf no it isnt
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the pirate get on his report card?
Seven Cs!
BlitZ & Ice nice
I have to do with DAD
What do you call a guy that has no arms and no legs that sits on a bush
Berry
That took me a minute
BlitZ & Ice what did the pirate get on his report
Card?
F-
7:22 Having siblings: Displayed in 7seconds of verbal warfare.
I have sisters and I can confirm that this is true
I put my car in reverse ,the story always takes me back
Cory: thanks Ericha for this joke
The thousands of Ericha’s: OmG! hE sAiD mY NaME
Erica Ickes
what do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
a can't opener
Aye 69 likes
Red Android nice👍👍👍
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was good. Only comment I laughed at.
A blind man walks into a bar
and a chair, and a table, and people.
Have you ever seen Steve wonder’s house?
It’s ok neither has he
I thought was Helen keller
Sanjeev Ramachandran
A man walks into a bar in space
Then he realizes it’s in space and he can’t breathe and he dies
N1nja3wok22 -_- why did you like your own comment
TheGaming Shadow y not
I once saw a sign that said “duck, eggs” I thought that’s an unnecessary coma. Then it hit me
That was a nice joke you shelled out
At 6:25 You can see Panda’s hand 😅😅
What is a wind turbine's favorite kind of music?
Well, he's a huge metal fan.
Panda:
Their pet... we think? - Dude Perfect - Very quiet
😂😂😂😂😂
i have to say this, PANDA IS THE BEST OF ALL THE DUDE PERFET MEMBER, pleeeease put him more videos.
More of these with dude perfect please they are the best episodes by far
Yesterday I was listening to music on my loudspeakers. My neighbours liked it so much........
They threw a brick through my window to hear it better!!!
Why was tigger looking in the toilet
He was looking for Pooh
becalm
YUMad21 a
oh no no no no
hahahahahaha
That’s from Annoying Orange
YUMad21 I was gonna comment that………
5:18 Tyler: "subtitle it?"
Me: 'subtitles it'
Subtitles: haha
*yup he really laughed and didn't clear his throat XD.*
"have you ever heard of the light show." "no." "i heard it was pretty lit
That one is good
Yesterday I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
LOL
Lol
Venom Clan okay that’s actually funny😂
Should be she looked surprised.
Wow that’s impressive
"Is a snowbank a thing?"
Lol your Texas is showing there Garrett.
Your joke "What do you get from sitting on ice too long?" I thought the answer was going to be "Frost-butt" 😂
What do you call the security guards of Samsung?
The guardians of the galaxy
Stolen joke
Old joke👎🏼
Stolen
Tobbie Lopez lol
Tobbie Lopez that’s so old
What is Thanos' favourite social media platform?
Snapchat.
can someone explain it I don’t get it
@@onehappinesshappy9513 "snap"
The MS lol
XD
Freaking genius
5:10 TURN ON THE CAPTIONS
why cant i put an eye on you at christmas,cause im eye-skating
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
That was a little "Horny"...
why don't cows wear bells
cuz they aren't cowbells
Luckyboy94 horns you blow in to make sound so cows use bells to make noise because their horns don’t work that’s the joke
LOL
Why can’t you have more than 239 beans in a bean soup Because if you have one more it would be too farty
What did the cow said to his son when he went to college??
Bi-son
Damn thanks for the 4 people who liked. Really appreciate the hard work.
7:50
Foreshadowing to the eyebrow removal
I have one: say 'I'm a man" after each sentence
I went to the barber
I saw a girl
I bought her a drink
I took her home
She whispered in my ear
OMG
Hehehe
😂 😂
Copied yet funn
I’m a man
*Reversing the car*
Ahhh this takes me back
My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange." I said, "No it doesn't."
@Rycool 2008 woosh:/
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂
Worst joke I’ve ever heard
I don't get it
Sporange rhymes with orange
@@kellyhinkle2083 same
I just like how Cody was laughing at his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And then panda was getting all the points 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
I love it when the twins go up against each other
Wanna hear a joke?
YT Rewind
Lmao
Fire joke
Hahahahaha hahahaha
Bahahahahahahahahhahahaha
It needs to get demonetized
What do prisoners use to talk to each other??
Ansewer: Cell phones!!!
Ansewer
You that spelled wrong
Word which did I say
Ansewer
What does ansewer mean?
And you eat grahamar crackers to correct your spelling
the sewer
the twins are such a good example of being able to deliver a joke and not
dude your jokes are so perfect
What did Darth Vader say to his wife when their relationship wasn't working out?
May divorce be with you.
K that's pretty good
Hahahahahaha that good
Mohammad Ali nice one
Good one!
I saw that coming but u got me bro 😂that was good
Why we shouldn't trust an atom
ANSWER:Cause they make up everything 😂😂😂
love u
Make something original or go away
Tyler: why did the golfer carry two pants?
Ans: In case he had a hole in one!
Knock knock “who’s there” “dishes” “dishes who?” “Dishes a nice place you got here”
What is the tallest piece of furniture?
The bookcase. Because it has the most stories.
#ItsDavisBruning But what if there weren’t any books in it
@@pixelsgames3066 they why would u have a bookcase
*then
At my house we have a bookcase that we use to hold toys
@@pixelsgames3066 ooff
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Why did everyone laugh at the duck when he was walking
It showed his but quack
2nd
Dude perfect inspired me to be a youtuber! One day i hope to be as big as them! I'd love everyones support! On my journey to get 2k subs!
What did the coach say to the vending machine.
CAN I HAVE MY QUARTER BACK.
#dudeperfect
I wish this was an hour long
2:14
Garrett: You know man, (sighs)
I got hit in the face with a snowball recently.
Tyler: Is this a joke?!(laughs)
7:22 can we get a channel just for Coby and Cory? xD
That would be the best channel ever
Before Dude Perfect started, Coby And Cory had there own channel. Then, they started to post the trickshot videos on there channel, and the rest is history
What’s the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar?
A dollar is worth 4 quarters.
genius
Dat burrrnnnn
oof
.
Basketball fans will find this funny!
Who tells the most puns?
Pun-y people
Love you guys
What smells like red paint but is blue?
Blue paint
W
Lol
Nice one
Wooooow
What's a sad person's favorite drink in the morning? Depresso
I feel like garret was in the panda costume because when Cody did the coffee joke you can here a laugh plus garret loves coffee
6:35 you can hear panda laugh and say, " Good One" haha
Speaker - “Ask me if I’m a truck”
Listener - “Are you a truck?”
Speaker - “No”
f
I lold
That’s hilarious I don’t know why though
The thing is, you tried
f
What's the difference between a Snowman and Snowomen?
Snowballs
Original joke. Noice.
Sidemen Bad Jokes.
Lol
Dirty.
The Buendia family
Omg I was about to right that same joke
If you decide to do another one of these you should use this for Cory
What did the mountain climber call his son?
Cliff
I would like y'all to make more of these videos🐐:-)
Why did the duck get arrested
Because it was caught selling QUACK
Panda
Quack? What’s that.
MICHELLE VANASSE crack
What did the traffic light say to the car /look away i am changing
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of yarn? Answer: It had a litter of mittens!
I Have a joke: How did the branch become the greatest soccer player ever. He decided to STICK with it🤣
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor?
Yeah, he was just going through a stage.
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
I have never lost one of these challenges
I AM GOOOOOOOOOOOD
these dudes are so funny OML
why was the math book sad
I had too many problems 😉
I had to many problems. I would say
It had to many problems
How did the tree feel when spring came?
Re-leaved
😕
Clever.
0:23 "You Betcha!!!" Like the Overtime Segment!!!!!
What is a nother word for a hushpuppie?
A shutup dog.
Knock knock
Who's there ach ach who
Bless you
What goes ha ha thump? A man laughing his head off
Teacher : What's faster than light?
Me : Panda vs Cody
Moreee dude perfect bad jokes!
How much do pirates pay for corn?
A buck-an-ear (buccaneer)
NEVER explain the joke.
You know, jokes with punch lines are painfully funny.
The cheap hair removal joke made me laugh so much
What did the writer say when making a bad pun
"You think nobody can laugh at this joke, I can and I *quill* "
what do you call a computer in the middle of the ocean?
a dell rolling in the deep
That is clever! Lol HaHa