You: oh shoot I just dropped a baby Wii mother: how did you do? :) You: bless my soul please Wii mother: *stares at you* You: I think I'll just leave the dead baby with her.
Dan you are my favourite CZcamsr ever I love you, Jemma and the pugs oh and of course Terrance ❤️❤️ Ps remember...... ......NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️
Jemma: burping Asher
Dan: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!
😂😂😂😂
Daniel Schimel lol
He should say that
Lol 😂
I will do that one day :)
:Everybody before Dan’s baby was born: I wonder if Dan is ever going to have a baby
January 5 2020: Asher Middleton was born
:Everyone liked that:
This whole episode was foreshadowing
he does now lol XD
DarkxGalaxxy yeah
I was not born before him
But he does have a baby boy
2017: I brought a baby!
2019: Expecting a baby!
Congrats!
🤩
2020: i have a baby
2020:Had a baby!
Who's watching this after he is actually having a baby?
Me
MEH
Me
Do u mean after finds out he is having a baby
Meh
Game: Try not to shake the baby
Dan: tRY NoT tO shAKe THe bAbY!!!1!
IzzyDoesStuff XD XD XD
Who's here after finding out he's gonna be a dad? ❤️
Edit: Asher is so cute 🥺
Me!
Me!
ME!
Not me because this video is literally 2 years old
Ice Cream King and this comment is literally one month old
Dan: “I bought a baby!!!”
Asher: “Rude… I feel replaced…”
LOL! XD
yeh, i get how you feel, Asher
Asher was not even thought of when this video was made
@@emmaelizabeth4493 it was a joke lol
@BlockAnimart i guess we’l never know
Imagine Dan's child watching this when he's/she's older.
uh oh
He
ASHER DON’T SEE THIS PLEASE
If he makes it
It’s a he btw 😂
Now you have a real baby, Amazing!
Ps: The baby is borned!!! SO CUTE! OWO
UWU
No need to buy a baby
👪
ik
Not yet in 2020
*dan playing with baby*
*Jemma walks in*
Jemma: WHAT THE?!?!?!?!!
CyberPlaysMC ...
.
🤦🏼♀️🤣
Who is jemma?
PureDamage his wife
Now you’re actually having a baby, congrats 😁
@Diddy Kong wut
@@sonnyg5363 mommy
Because he bought it
Two years later… “HELLO DADDY” says Asher “Heyy Asher” replies Dan
Huh? He is?
me: he cant even take care of a fake baby.
dan: we're having a baby!
also, this is just a joke....
please dont hate
He is Ganna have baby boy in 2020
I dont get it... there's only soup
i understand i just think its Funny, dan is also VEry FUnny with a Supercalifragilisticexpealidoshes Funny,
@@GifGamingReal What do you mean there's only soup?
Diozeye Gaming XD
You: oh shoot I just dropped a baby
Wii mother: how did you do? :)
You: bless my soul please
Wii mother: *stares at you*
You: I think I'll just leave the dead baby with her.
b
Stealth fox LOL😂😂
3 years late but her name is mama not Wii mother
TV remotes can now be placed inside your children, THE FUTURE IS NOW
alien race of dried up meme reuploaders haha
who else is here after he revealed hes going to be a father?
me!
Yep
Mememmememe
ME
Me!!
2017 I brought a baby
2019 we're having a baby
2020 our baby is here
Very ture
Not true
Iron 2020
Oh
His baby is here now
You should have Jemma react to this
Myggfyii6 tr67
33e221 t
yeah
*Watching Dan Babysit Terrance*
Me : Dan, Your gonna be A GOOD FATHER
SDHKF With Friends Anyone can be father but but it's special if your a dad
heh
I can seriously imagine dan as a father now 🤣
Cough.
so about that
Did you did you travel to the future
Brooklyn The Cookie maybe. Maybe...
What if i told you that he is?
Game: The baby's name is Yuto.
Dan: Hi baby Terence.
Dan's Thoughts:
To bad, his name is *Terence*, not *Yuto*
.
What will Jemma say...
why is my sound on my headphones not working
I
ik
Karli Merritt I think she will dump Dan.
you are not ready
Life If you still have a wii
Cactus Bomb I would but my wii broke
Cactus Bomb I have CZcams on my wii but it's getting taken out on June 30, 2017
Cactus Bomb I have one ._.
I have a wii u
I watched all your videos
Dan: “don’t shake the baby.…” *shakes the baby.* mama: NOOOOO YOU MONSTER!!!!!
Dan: I’M NOT SHAKING THE BABY
Congrats on getting a real one soon
how do you know its a boy
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@RudyUrzua possibly an X ray?
@100 subs with no videos wdym
Dan caring for a baby
DadTDM
Asrielluminate lmao yes
yus
ASRIEL DREEMUR= SERIAL KILLER... in your true form it doesn't make sense man.
Asrielluminate so much yes
Asrielluminate Lol the puns
Dan:guys I bought something again
Me: what did you buy this time
Was it a donation? lol
"its not my fault someone burnt the steak" DanTDM 2017
Dan two years ago as of 2019: I adopted a fake baby!
Dan and Jem in 2019: We're having a baby boy!
Me: time goes by so fast man.
Dan: "this can be the start of a beautiful friendship"
Terrance: "I'm your son"
AquaCat222 2 haha
AquaCat222 2 is f7nny
no he is babysting
His name is Yuto not Terrance
@@Crystal-dt5vt his name is terrance
the game is lying
Careful with your baby on the future, don't SHAKE or BURN him
The Human Bacon
The Human Bacon LOL!
Dan they are making minecraft storymode season 2!!!!!!!
The Human Bacon name the baby jefft
Dan Finally Have A Baby BOIIII
7:37 shaking his own hands
Now, DanTDM has become DadTDM
He actually is now
..jemma walks in.. "Dan! Can you feed the pugs and then-" ..jemma sees Dan hugging baby and slowly walks out..
XxdiscopandaxX :3 *lol*
😒😂😂😂🤣🤣
XxdiscopandaxX :3 I can imagine that happening
XxdiscopandaxX :3 same
XxdiscopandaxX :3 😂
A life lesson with dan
NEVER SHAKE YOUR BABY
Omg congrats on the real baby dan I'm so happy for you❤❤❤❤❤
Ok who didn’t see this coming!
8:33
Me And My Friend Were Watching This And We Laughed So Hard We Were Coughing 😂😂
Same here
8:36
The way he looked at the screen got me 😂
Dan: Let's learn how to be a dad or a babysitter-
**baby falls down**
Dan: NO!
*Best dad of the year 2017*
(Edit: Thanks for 200+ likes ❤)
SunixPlayz lol yeah
k
SunixPlayz lol
lol
SunixPlayz when I was a baby my dad threw me in the air three times but only caught me two times XD
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE?!?!!
╚╩╩╩╝
Gaming World i did
Gaming World how did you do that???
Trixia Ilagan he copy and pasted it.
Gaming World meh
ur mom did
8:54 HE SHOOK THE BABY
Imagine if Jemma just walked in at 7:29
Dan please do me a favour and don't be a dad, for the child's health and safety
about that…
Lol my sister got that baby years ago and couldn't let it go she still has it and she is a big fan of Dantdm
Jemma:aw our new kid is so cute
Dan:let me just stick a wii remote up his back
yes . .
_______
Jemma: *shakes the baby*
Dan: *walks in*
Jemma: Dan why do u seem angry?
Dan: *inhales
Dan: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY
Jemma: O.O
i guess you can say its a REMOTELY controlled baby
That pun was as sad as my life....
blue flame lolol
blue flame lol
blue flame aye
Genius!!!
Baby Care Guides:
No matter what you do...
*dO NOt sHakE tHE BaBY*
Beanieboosunlimited me and my friend threw it outside and said that a truck hit it
I’m a good father
Okehhh
;-;
*_It’s real now._*
and he killed a fake baby
by dropping it 100 mill times
You didn't have to buy a baby you already have one!
I know.
WHAT?
@@SnowyFrost-x3 hes having a baby check his latest vid
@@xdgameplay6647 yeah i saw...
WHY HAVE I NOT KNOWEN THIS XD
Sadly the baby is in the belly roght now
yes!
when are you gonna have a baby of yours we are waiting for your junior 😉
Never shake the baby!😂
*N E V E R S H A K E T H E B A B Y*
bichuela Doom idk
bichuela Doom copyer
Or..............it will puke
Never shake the baby never shake the baby shake the baby!!!!!!!!!😉😉😉😉
3:42 pov: me when i was younger and holding my sister, not knowing what to do when she cried
Damn not only has he had one child but now two it crazy to see how far he's come
You make me laugh
Game: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY
Dantdm:I KNOWWWWWW
KittyCat -holly Emma woodhouse LOL
7:00
And then the pugs sneak in and steal the baby.
R.I.P TerranceTDM!
oh my gosh
Caring for a baby instructions DONT SHAKE THE BABY!!!!!
Also if your watching this 2 years later then you know he’s gonna be a real dad
0:31
Dan: idk what to name the baby yet
Me: Asher Middleton, your only son has came to life
Wee baby sitting mama
what happened to Terrence the pig
Wizth TheE2Master and grim
Dan you are my favourite CZcamsr ever I love you, Jemma and the pugs oh and of course Terrance ❤️❤️
Ps remember......
......NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️
Katie N Bailey I hate baby's
Carl Anderson HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT
Carl Anderson u were one, so shut it.
Katie N Bailey LOL
Dan never shake the baby
Dan: I'm doing it!
*says that while failing*
Please dont shake the baby
5 mins with a baby and he falls on the floor twice and dan sits on on him what a great father dan 😂
wael jawish so true
You DID Not Listen DAN You Shaker Your BABY!!?
Well Done Can You Dropped Your Baby Twice And A Poor Baby Hates You
who can?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
i meant who is can
Dan: i bought a baby
3 years later: gets a baby
But now he will have his own natural born baby 😱
Dan you kept dropping the baby and Dan never.......
SHAKE THE BABY!!!!! LOL
It's not realll
so he can pretend
Gemma Simmonds mama,a,a
Gemma Simmonds why are you mean?
they r not mean they being funny so stop being such a party pooper 💩
"hOw DId yoU dO?"
"DO NOT SHAKE THE BABY!!!!"
Me: *"Hey Dan. T or D"*
Dan: *"Dare!"*
Me: *"I dare you to do this again!"*
Dan: *"..."*
Dan : well lets say its going to happen again cause jems pregnat
T or D (or M)
This is him training himself to take care of Asher and now he’s a legend at it
Yup. Dan should not be allowed to hold a baby....
Panda Que yup.......lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Panda Que *allowed not let , not trying to be mean just improving language
Panda Que hahaha
XD
Panda Que yea... LOOOOOOL
Dan NEVER SHAKE THE BABY
Alberto Abrameto haha u are roght
I mean right
Alberto Abrameto it's very important
Alberto Abrameto lol
Tina m you can edit comments
6:00 still funny to this day, I remember when the vid barely came out
Hahaha that meme from his reddit
At the start I was dozing off (it was late) while it was loading, when it played again dan immediately said BAM!
that scared me half to death😂😂😂
Dont shake the baby...
*DROP IT ON IT'S HEAD*
The Rainstorm Conspiracy lol
uh i don't think thats safe sir
what the fu*k
If Dan can't take care of this baby, imagine what he would do to a real one.
Crystal Tran it would be dead XD jk, lol
stop he will be a grat dad
Lol
@@MissingThreatre2002 Look. I m a g i n e, Idiot.
He will maybe shake the baby.
I have a wii it’s incredible that Dan has one too there so old!
Little did he know....❤️
Dan: Guys.. I’ve bought something again...
Me: Oh no...
Splodgo I T S A B A B Y
Lol
Lol
A baby boy
Omg this comment was made 10 months ago, he didnt say that Dan had a real son.
"I didn't drop him on purpose"
-DanTDM
Me:suuuurrreee
3:05 its very importent to not shake the baby
After watching this, I know hes gonna be a great dad.
I love the DONT SHAKE THE BABY
my aunty got so annoyed when she was forced to play
This is how you know you've found the weird side of CZcams 😂
Owen D ikr
Owen D ik!!!
Owen D ik
I know but this is dan were talking about...lol
Owen D ikr lol
Came right here after baby announcement
What if dan names his baby in January Terrence? 😂😂
sydnee_marie010 due*
@@Jarxay Yeah sorry 😂🤣
Fat chance because he's already named Asher
@@lucasvidz9488 yeah fingers crossed
Name the baby Tiny TDM
Fuzzy Pickle I subbed
Game:No,No,Don't shake the baby
Dan:I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY!!!!!!
Me:For safety,never scream in the baby's ear
Lolololol
*lughs* yes
lol
Jemma: is rocking Asher gently
Dan: DONT SHAKE THE BABY
Lol 1:13 Dan: lets get a baby. Baby: NO GOD NO PLS NO GOD N- *dan sits on baby* XD🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅
in memory of terrance the pig from Dan's older videos
FoxGamerYT 376 oh yay!
FoxGamerYT 376 i forgot about him pls dont call me mean :'(
DanTDM: YESS!!!!
(DanTDM Drops The Baby)
DanTDM: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mama: How Did You Do?
Me: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!!
Aiden Kelly
Nobody:
Not even Terrance:
Babysitting mama: HoW dId YoU dO?
I had to come back and watch this after he told us he’s having a baby
g
Dan:
Guyyyyys
I bought something agaiiiinnnn....
The rest of us:
.
.
.
Oh Dan,
We still love you
Actually, It's:
Dan:
Guys
I bought something again....
Everyone else:
Dear god Dan,
When will you stop buying STRANGE THINGS!?
Exentricity52 YT LOL
Exentricity52 YT
NickyTNW The Nature Wolf hahahah!! So true!!
Exentricity52 YT 😂😂 Yes
I bet you Jemma got him to do this..
Foxes Rule lol
She's still alive??
Foxes Rule i agree
Foxes Rule of course XD
Colleen Napier you have a point...
2017: I have a fake baby.
2020: I have a real baby.
2022: I have *another* real baby.
DanTDM Junior! That is my suggestion for his name
What did Jemma tell about the baby ??? Do the multiplayer mode with Jemma !!! PLEASE !!!
He will need another baby for that...
Dan would be the most COOLEST father EVER!
Dan might become a father in real life tho xD
Jowldy Woldy he might but only time can tell
Scw Rocks he is with 2 pugs
Ok
Scw Rocks his name is not dan...
Dan: it's crying the babies actually crying
All baby's cry....
Asher watching this 10 years from now:
“You we’re going to name me Terrence? Isn’t that the name you gave to your Minecraft pig?”
Dan's baby = Boss baby
Whiskerz no
Whiskerz lol
Whiskerz *LOL*
XD