Yeah weeds been legal in Mass since 2016 and I had plenty of run ins with cops when I had weed on me as far back as 2014 and they didn’t care back then either😂
@@mostdopecaptain3350when I lived on Watertown, NY back in 2011 until about 2015, weed wasnt legal. I worked from home in tech so I typically just bought an O once a month. Met my new neighbor holding it in my hand one day after I got home - he was unloading a truck. The next day I waved at him going to work as I brought my trash can back up and realized he was in a watertown PD uniform 😂 we had a good laugh a few days later at the BBQ he hosted to meet everyone.
Another good one from boston cop: "I pulled you over because you were driving the posted speed limit, have you been drinking?.. cause you know that's not how it works around here"
I was pulled over by a Boston cop for driving the same speed as every other driver. When I complained, he said, "Yeah but you are the only one with out of state plates."
Lol I remember when me and my mom got pulled over for driving the regular speed limit, the cop told us we could have been going “10 OVAH” and not to be slow pokes on the street. Fucking love it here
Facts. During an event in Boston I was visiting and driving thru a very busy street. The lights were red and the officers directing traffic were swamped, Officer saw my hesitation to drive forward. Looked me in my eyes and said "drive like you're from New york" and proceeded to tell me to run the red light. It wasn't until after wards I saw him laughing when he saw my Wisconsin license plate
Sometimes you gotta run some lights for the greater good around here. When you drive here long enough you realize the roads and traffic patterns are simply fucked and no one is coming to save us. It is all our duty to save us, and that means saying not today God, today we will set the record for cars making this light cycle.
@@neuroseptember1020 im not sure how to explain it using words but Vermonters ( im a Vermonter myself so i speak from experience) we tend to not pronounce the T or we pronounce it as if were trying to swallow the letter most other people ive heard pronounce Vermont is they pronounce it unaccented so they actually pronounce it how it's spelt
@@neuroseptember1020 right i grew up with some older Vermonters from like the backwoods of Vermont where unless you were a Vermonter yourself you would barely understand what they were saying lol
Was in Boston for my Gf’s Brother inlaw’s Harvard Grad and met a boston cop. Had no idea who I was but just like this skit had some of the best convo I’ve ever had with a policeman. He even recommended this canoli joint a few miles down the street. What a guy
In Vermont sitting at a light for 30 seconds means nothing, as you're about to get on a road that has no light for the next 27 miles. In Massachusetts sitting at a light for 30 seconds means I am going to be sitting at the next 14 lights as well as I miss the "wave"
When you drive in Boston, you have to become a Bostonian. I drive as politely and inoffensively as one can at home in NH, but when I go down to Boston, all bets are off ;D
No ones responding to the Dunks on Centre. Everyone knows that Ann’s did it and no one is going to explain to their West Roxbury born Lt that they have to investigate them for Arson😂
Nothings worse than the car in front of you stopping for a yellow when you both could have gotten through. And few things are more concerning than running a red light just to see 3 more people go through behind you.
@@verde7595 lol never said it was. I said this man and Charlie B are midwest 🐐. You know, like as is in their comedy collabs. Never mentioned Boston in anyway bud..
Question from a floridian who has a bisexual, gender-exploring female friend of color, ive recently heard Dallas is relatively progressive as far as texas goes, and Fort worth gets lumped in with Dallas, often. Is fort worth progressive enough or at least politically neutral (if you know, i know that idk all my cities' political leanings other than: "bigger cities tend progressive) i wont see a notification for the reply unless you like the comment 🙄thanks friend!
It would be nice if Texas cops weren't competing with Dirty Harry. They'll pull you over for not having a trump sticker on your vehicle. And they WILL find a way to make a weed charge a felony.
@@johail3510DFW is probably the most conservative of the four major cities in Texas. Also, it’s a shithole of suburban hellscape on par with houston. Also, if you look on a map, you’ll see that their highway system is shaped like a cock and balls.
@johail3510 So, most Texans are cool with all of that. Even the churches. What most are still prejudice about are Trans, I'd steer clear of the country if you're Trans. Austin is the city your looking for, it's liberal vegan paradise. The cities are a mix, you won't find the cowboys unless you go to the country.
This is incredibly realistic because Massachusetts cops might be jerks but they almost never give tickets. If they talk to you like a customer service agent, be scared, very scared - you are already fined.
Boston is wild. First time visiting and randoms will just put on their hazard lights and leave their cars blocking a lane as they enter a store and take their time
Went to a dispensary in Massachusetts and the security guard was a retired cop. Said he was smoking when he was deployed, the army said they’d drug test and then never did because of the AIDS epidemic. He felt his life was very full circle.
SCREAMING about the red light jfc mfin out of staters making my commute 3x longer cause they don't know how to sit past the light to take a left after the red comes im not saying its right, but im saying it's the way we gotta do it here 😂
And don't forget about the Boston Left, there the one car turning left at the start of a line actually gets right of way over straight oncoming traffic when the light turns green so the people behind them can go without waiting a whole light cycle.
I learned how to speak in a boston dialect for a VA Class. I learned there that dunkin' donuts is called "dunks" I had a painful reaction when he said dunkin' donuts instead of "dunks" "This fuckin' guy"
There was a Bowling Alley, On the other side of the block from the fire station, (buildings are in sight of each other) that had a fire in mid-day, and the Bowling Green, Ohio Fire Dept. couldn't get there in time to save the building, only the "Foundation". They bragged about saving THAT!
10 people died in the Dunkin fire but the entire stock of Boston creme was saved. It was surprising since they usually run out by 9:30am
Lol
thank got the boston creme got saved it is THE best donut
I had a choice, and I chose the creme 🤷♂️
@@billydeuce86 I commend you, now let's go heckle the fire department while they wash the trucks and drive the ladder trucks through buildings.
@@farmboigamer9211 hey they should learn from the pd and get a 200k electric car that’s unseeded
weed: not an issue
the dunks is on fire: ALL OFFICERS ON DECK!!!!
Yeah weeds been legal in Mass since 2016 and I had plenty of run ins with cops when I had weed on me as far back as 2014 and they didn’t care back then either😂
As it should be
Yes 😭👏🏻
@@mostdopecaptain3350when I lived on Watertown, NY back in 2011 until about 2015, weed wasnt legal. I worked from home in tech so I typically just bought an O once a month. Met my new neighbor holding it in my hand one day after I got home - he was unloading a truck. The next day I waved at him going to work as I brought my trash can back up and realized he was in a watertown PD uniform 😂 we had a good laugh a few days later at the BBQ he hosted to meet everyone.
@@kayzeazaI mean they were driving and smoking that's pretty dangerous
I love him reaching in and rolling down the window
For some reason that really ticked me off 😂
@@Abyss8564because I’m 90% sure that’s a fourth amendment right violation
@@MajestyPercy It is.
CASTLE DOCTRINE
@@MajestyPercyits not, cars don't count as abodes, neother do RVs because you can just... drive off. Cops do not need a warramt to search your car
As someone from Massachusetts, this is real.
As another from Massachusetts i agree
The only odd part was they said dunkin donuts instead of dunkos 😂
@@midorikimi I've only heard a few say that before here haha, but yeah pretty odd. The dispatcher shouldve called it dunkin!
@@midorikimidunkos??? You mean dunks? Or dunkins?
@PrimetimeBJJ yeah man its Dunkins or dunkos. There's even a place over here called Boston donuts and my friends call it Bodo's (bow doughs) lol
As a Vermonter, that yellow light comment was so true it hurt.
“Go back to Vermont”. And take your Ben and Jerry’s with you!! 😂
Sorry I'll um... I'll just be confiscating that.... *Ice cream sounds from the cruiser*
No wait Vermont people please leave your Ben and Jerry's. And Cabot too.
You can’t have your cake and eat it too😂we’re taking back our Ben and Jerry’s
Going slow in Vermont because there's actually something nice to look at while driving! (it's all trees and wilderness)
No they can leave the Ben n Jerry's,thank you very much.
Another good one from boston cop:
"I pulled you over because you were driving the posted speed limit, have you been drinking?.. cause you know that's not how it works around here"
California too.
I was pulled over by a Boston cop for driving the same speed as every other driver. When I complained, he said, "Yeah but you are the only one with out of state plates."
@@somepunk2541 that happens a lot.
Yeah I was literally pulled over once for driving the speed limit in the fast lane on 93.
@@Micklemoose That's...not how the law works.
As a fellow southern New Englander “Go back to Vermont” was the f#[king funniest thing I’ve heard all day. 🤣🤣🤣
I chuckled too
alright, the 4 people after the red light killed me, because it's so fucking true
Lol I remember when me and my mom got pulled over for driving the regular speed limit, the cop told us we could have been going “10 OVAH” and not to be slow pokes on the street. Fucking love it here
Boston cops giving a shit about blocked bike lanes? That's a new one, it's usually them parked in there
Well I needed a spot to park, so this guy had to get lost 😂
@billydeuce86 remember....you need to be at least an inch into the actual lane
bro facts kid
As a former uber driver, u can trek you without a doubt, they do not care. Hahaha
Screw the bike lane
Facts.
During an event in Boston I was visiting and driving thru a very busy street. The lights were red and the officers directing traffic were swamped,
Officer saw my hesitation to drive forward. Looked me in my eyes and said "drive like you're from New york" and proceeded to tell me to run the red light.
It wasn't until after wards I saw him laughing when he saw my Wisconsin license plate
The most dangerous thing you can have in Boston is a license plate from another state.
Happened with me up by the garden. Waved me through two red lights to get to Storrow.
All the suckers were stuck going N/S onto 93.
Sometimes you gotta run some lights for the greater good around here. When you drive here long enough you realize the roads and traffic patterns are simply fucked and no one is coming to save us. It is all our duty to save us, and that means saying not today God, today we will set the record for cars making this light cycle.
The "Jesus, Mary, n Joseph" just killed me! My Mom NEVER swore. Sometimes, she called on the "Holy Family" for patience!
as a vermonter the go back to vermont line got me to crack
"Go back to Vermont."
*PERSONALLY TARGETTED IN THE TARGET PARKING LOT*
This is actually the type of cops we need, protect and serve
I love how the Boston guy prounces Vermont like a Vermonter
How do other people say it?
@@neuroseptember1020 im not sure how to explain it using words but Vermonters ( im a Vermonter myself so i speak from experience) we tend to not pronounce the T or we pronounce it as if were trying to swallow the letter most other people ive heard pronounce Vermont is they pronounce it unaccented so they actually pronounce it how it's spelt
@@neuroseptember1020 someone from Boston would pronounce "Vermont" more to the effect of "Veh-mahnt"
@@crosswriter5279 oh yeah! It always bothers me when people put too much of a t on it. I’m from the area and I’ve never said it that way.
@@neuroseptember1020 right i grew up with some older Vermonters from like the backwoods of Vermont where unless you were a Vermonter yourself you would barely understand what they were saying lol
You should do a sketch of Boston transit bus drivers😂😂😂
I'll keep that in mind. Need to find the uniform!
i bought my first weed ever from an MBTA employee. blue line wonderland station 😂
One time I actually payed for bus fair on the MBTA with fresh eggs 😂
I was visiting Burlington, VT from Boston and was actually shocked (and annoyed) as a pedestrian seeing cars stop at yellows 😂
You left Burlington alive??
@@hidhshsj123 Nope! Not possible.
Bro VT is actually not that bad live there and drive there like every other day it is fine my guy@@ppunion
I live 10 minutes from there cars only stop in Burlington drive too a different town I promise you they speed up
@@watchdog4454 amen
Now, I'm a Southern man from a Southern state, but your boys in blue seem seem to have their priorities straight up there. Bravo. 👏
the best part is when he reached in and pressed the button to winde the window down himself lmbo
My grandmothers from New Hampshire, grew up Irish Catholic and that "Jesus Mary and Joseph" hit hard
if only cops were this chill 😢
Lost it when homie reached his hand in the car to roll the window down more lol
I live in Massachusetts and it’s so true, don’t mess with our Dunkin’ 😂😂😂
Forgot to add extra OT hours they didn't actually work.
They worked it.
They just procrastinated on all the reports until the end of the shift.
@@LeeeroyJenkins I was referencing the MA State police OT scandal a few years ago in which an entire department was faking OT hours.
@@ippos_khloros6163you can criticize it. just because they did something great, that doesn't absolve them of all future wrongdoing.
YUP. Cop at every construction site making overtime burning tax dollars
You Don’t miss🤣🤣
“Go back to VT.” LMAO
"I don't know where you're from but in Massachusetts when a light turns red you can actually get 4 cars in there" 💀💀💀💀💀
Not wrong
Just for everyone passing through Rhode Island on their way to Boston this rule also applies here. Keep it moving folks yellow means drive faster.
FYI this rule applies in all of New England, keep er movin bub
That was absolutely true!!!!
Same with long island lol
Was in Boston for my Gf’s Brother inlaw’s Harvard Grad and met a boston cop. Had no idea who I was but just like this skit had some of the best convo I’ve ever had with a policeman.
He even recommended this canoli joint a few miles down the street. What a guy
Red lights and traffic laws in general are like the pirate code around here
Pretty much and I live in central mass lmfao
“When a light turns red in Massachusetts you can actually get like four more cars through there.” I feel seen.
That Vermont line was subtle but very true. We hate driving in Boston because it's the exact opposite of our average drivers.
In Vermont sitting at a light for 30 seconds means nothing, as you're about to get on a road that has no light for the next 27 miles. In Massachusetts sitting at a light for 30 seconds means I am going to be sitting at the next 14 lights as well as I miss the "wave"
When you drive in Boston, you have to become a Bostonian. I drive as politely and inoffensively as one can at home in NH, but when I go down to Boston, all bets are off ;D
Love the go back to VT! I am a Vermonter drinking Dunkin and driving like a masshole!
No ones responding to the Dunks on Centre. Everyone knows that Ann’s did it and no one is going to explain to their West Roxbury born Lt that they have to investigate them for Arson😂
Technically that one's on Spring St, the center st one is in JP. But yeah, only one that's showing up is the bagpipes 😂
As a guy from Mass, you can actually fit 5 cars through after it turns red
You can always tell a REAL boston accent.
Nothings worse than the car in front of you stopping for a yellow when you both could have gotten through. And few things are more concerning than running a red light just to see 3 more people go through behind you.
I have already told a cop "if you stick your hand in my car without cause, you better be ready to lose it."
all cops should be like this
😂 you and Charlie are midwest GOATED! This is hilarious
boston is not the midwest by any stretch of imagination lol
@@verde7595 lol never said it was. I said this man and Charlie B are midwest 🐐. You know, like as is in their comedy collabs. Never mentioned Boston in anyway bud..
Texas needs more cops like this.
Question from a floridian who has a bisexual, gender-exploring female friend of color, ive recently heard Dallas is relatively progressive as far as texas goes, and Fort worth gets lumped in with Dallas, often. Is fort worth progressive enough or at least politically neutral (if you know, i know that idk all my cities' political leanings other than: "bigger cities tend progressive) i wont see a notification for the reply unless you like the comment 🙄thanks friend!
It would be nice if Texas cops weren't competing with Dirty Harry. They'll pull you over for not having a trump sticker on your vehicle. And they WILL find a way to make a weed charge a felony.
@@johail3510DFW is probably the most conservative of the four major cities in Texas. Also, it’s a shithole of suburban hellscape on par with houston.
Also, if you look on a map, you’ll see that their highway system is shaped like a cock and balls.
@johail3510 So, most Texans are cool with all of that. Even the churches. What most are still prejudice about are Trans, I'd steer clear of the country if you're Trans. Austin is the city your looking for, it's liberal vegan paradise. The cities are a mix, you won't find the cowboys unless you go to the country.
@@johail3510no, neither Dallas nor fort Worth are like that, please kindly piss of to NY or Cali. Thanks!
The Vermont comment was out of line but absolutely correct.
As someone who worked in New York for 4 months driving around the city, 2miles is like an hour if you driving
Omgosh love every second of this clip 😂😂😂
The most unrealistic part of this video is cops caring about bike lanes
he stuck his hand in the window and rolled it down 😂😂😂😂 bro that was so smooth how has nobody commented on that
“Go back to Vermont” man I love that whole one so much
This is it, this is legitimately good policing
This is incredibly realistic because Massachusetts cops might be jerks but they almost never give tickets.
If they talk to you like a customer service agent, be scared, very scared - you are already fined.
Another unsung hero of social media ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😅
Boston is wild. First time visiting and randoms will just put on their hazard lights and leave their cars blocking a lane as they enter a store and take their time
Most of the Boston cops are really cool. They’re local guys who have a sense of community. Staties on the other hand, very few are cool.
Went to a dispensary in Massachusetts and the security guard was a retired cop. Said he was smoking when he was deployed, the army said they’d drug test and then never did because of the AIDS epidemic. He felt his life was very full circle.
Reaching in and rolling the window down himself is crazy😭😭
Best ad I've ever seen for Boston
SCREAMING about the red light jfc
mfin out of staters making my commute 3x longer cause they don't know how to sit past the light to take a left after the red comes
im not saying its right, but im saying it's the way we gotta do it here 😂
not the cop we need or deserve but he is the cop from Boston
Can confirm this is true
Being from MA and about an hour from Boston, I can confirm this is sadly true and also for surrounding area police departments.
I absolutely love your videos, they make me homesick for Boston. ❤
“Possible explosion at the dunkin on centre street”
Missed opportunity to ask ‘which one’
he is correct in mass we use the pink light system. 4 more cars before its officially red.
NOT THE DUNKS! This is a global emergency
As someone from boston very true
The last one is my reaction and I’m not even a cop
The way he rolls the drivers window down for him is absolutely gold 🤣
This is actually...pretty accurate, I must say.
This is what we train for boys!! 😂😂😂 That killed me😅
As a Sound Engineer, i'm loving the Sennheiser G4 mounted on his shoulder xD xD xDD
"It turned red because you slowed down"
I have never heard that. Hilarious!😂
That ending was GOLD! 😂😅😂
YOUR BOSTON BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINS
As someone who grew up in MA, moved to VT, then moved back, the "go back to VT" line is stunningly accurate
The cat squeal at the end! 😂 Out of the way fluffy! Donuts are in danger!
And don't forget about the Boston Left, there the one car turning left at the start of a line actually gets right of way over straight oncoming traffic when the light turns green so the people behind them can go without waiting a whole light cycle.
I like how he told off the guy waiting in the bike Lane
It's a bike lane not a parking spot
I learned how to speak in a boston dialect for a VA Class. I learned there that dunkin' donuts is called "dunks"
I had a painful reaction when he said dunkin' donuts instead of "dunks"
"This fuckin' guy"
"the taHgaht parking lot".
i can't get enough of this guy lol😊
There was a Bowling Alley, On the other side of the block from the fire station, (buildings are in sight of each other) that had a fire in mid-day, and the Bowling Green, Ohio Fire Dept. couldn't get there in time to save the building, only the "Foundation". They bragged about saving THAT!
Idk why but "go back to vermont" killed me
😂😂😂 100% accurate, every bit of it.
As a vermonter I feel very called out.
I DONT EVEN DRIVE.
“It turned red because you slowed down” I love this
Not the donuts! 😭
"Go back to Vermont." LOL I'm not even from the east coast but this still made sense.
Massachusetts drivers FR😂
LOL....thumbs up for one of the very few shorts worth its time and more.
"you can actually get 4 more cars thru there" 🤣🤣☠️
I use to work with a guy from Boston, didn't realize how funny he was till I saw this. Hope he's doin alright, good people
The “Go back to Vermont” was SPOT ON!
The cat lmao that was the perfect end
when a light turns red 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro I can’t
Lol him rolling down the window is great
Massachusetts residents got the red light glitch down. Optimal car movement
Yooo the reach in to put the window down 💀💀💀🤣
The cat screech killed me.
As someone from Massachusetts this is so true
Dunkin Donuts being on fire is like cops saying they hit the pentagon