Do NOT buy this game | 'Member the Alamo? Review
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- Welcome to Steam Sequence, a series where I attempt to play and review every game on Steam in alphabetical order to see if there are any hidden gems among the piles of garbage. This means that I'm playing through all the terrible games so that you don't have to. Please enjoy my suffering.
This episode features: 'Member the Alamo
In case you're wondering, Steam organizes games starting with punctuation first, then numbers, and then the actual alphabet. It may be some time before I reach the letter "A" on my journey!
Current hidden gems total: 3
00:00 Intro
00:22 The Review
15:22 Final Thoughts
16:38 Outro
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Intro/Outro Music by Approaching Nirvana
/ approachingnirvana
Song: Steampowered
Listen to the song on Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4OsSqY... - Hry
Because this video is somehow still growing and is likely to attract all different kinds of political leanings, please keep two things in mind:
Keep the conversation civil or I'll remove your comment, and remember not to feed the trolls.
If things get out of hand, I'll just disable the comments completely.
Have a nice day.
Edit: Adding the link to the full playthrough here as well, save yourself from spending money on this dumpster-fire of a game: czcams.com/video/R-FQXAvkGls/video.html
I'm of the opinion that feeding the trolls increases the number of comments and so the video does better with the youtube algorithm. I'm not saying to keep uncivil comments or to let trolls anger somebody to death, just to let it be as long as it's within decent bounds.
@@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear I don't mind healthy debate, but I also want this channel to be a safe space for people. There were a few pretty hateful comments that I had to remove.
@@Graeldonyou joked about incest in Texas which is fine considering your accent, but you should know that it’s much more associated with other southern states like Arkansas and Alabama
@maxdriever7668 yeah, I made an error on that one, not sure why I didn't pick up on it when editing. Not my best joke 🫤
@@Graeldon it’s all good I saw the idea and I wasn’t offended by it. Nice video man. I hope to see more quality content like this.
As a mexican, I am deeply offended by this game.
Everyone knows we use corridos narcosatánicos to summon Satan, not that John Lennon crap. This travesty will not stand, texans! We'll get you next time!
I’m Cuban and I agree
As a Texan, I can wholeheartedly say that not only do us Texans not claim this, but also this is probably an insult to the people who actually died in the battle. I have much more respect to Mexicans than whatever this game 'claims' to do
As a Texan, I agree. We do not claim any of this and I apologize despite not having anything to do with this game. It deserves to burn in hell.
...Never thought a game could give me second hand embarrassment, guess I was wrong.
@@quagmoe7879 read the bottom
This is a game you'd find inside another videogame.
GTA V ass game
The gorbino’s quest of the Alamo
@@cole009productions7fr 😭
I could legit see this as a parody game in postal.
this is fucking genius! HAHA. its those fake games that appear in the gta screens while running through the arcade hahahaa
If it weren’t for the last cutscene I could honestly believe that this whole game was just a god-tier shitpost.
Now I think it's just rage bait.
I mean I cosplay as on Reddit as an ultra far left authoritarian communist. Just got myself a 3 day ban because I said anyone to the right of Bernie sanders “belongs in a camp”. It’s pretty alarming how many people agree with the clearly ridiculous statements.
I dunno, my favorite way to make fun of psychos is to bring them into the light, the absurdity of the people spouting these things is entertaining enough for me to lean towards satire, but I dunno the dev. he could be insane
@@eliaskline5649yeah i see what you mean, its why im always finding it hard to know when these things are said seriously or as a joke
SPECIALLY when these psychos like to say “its just satire bro!!!!” as a defence when spouting this kinda nonsense
@@captain_khaos yeah it's tough to make a distinction
The player's blood is blue because they are actually a ghost and its ectoplasm
Should be green then not blue
@@Stettafirewhy?
There are different colors of ectoplasms according to "Ghostbusters: The Videogame".
Phsychomagnatheric ectoplasmic residue and the ectoplasm itself can apparently have different colors for different reasons. It's implied that this may be the case to visually represent different emotions as it belongs to a very specific subgroup or outright form of ectoplasm that responds directly to human emotions and all that other motherfucking pseudoscience bullshit. A very cool concept.
@@k-beks8527Ghostbusters and the like put the idea of ectoplasm being green into people’s heads.
Personally I still prefer blue
How is ectoplasm reacting to the emotions of humans pseudoscientific? Genuinely just asking.
I’d say the fact that it is 18 minutes long and unskippable is a design sin regardless of the topic. People have places to be, things to do, be considerate of other people’s time.
I don't mind a long cutscene, if it's relevant to the plot, is well paced, well directed, involves some amount of player input, and doesn't plug an e-book at the end of it...
It's all about respecting the time of the player.
@@Graeldon still, for subsequent playthroughs, the option to skip is appreciated. It especially gets obnoxious in games with hard battles that you have to retry over and over again. I already know the song and dance, just let me get to the action already.
Sounds like a Kojima game
@@BJGvideos colonel, I found the diaper chief
Long asf cutscenes probably made to get the 2 hours playtime in Steam so people can't refund their "game" lmaoo
This is like if Eric Cartman made a video game.
This entire game could easily appear on a South Park episode
If Cruelty Squad is bad.
That's what I was thinking myself
Exactly
Absolute Kino
This game had such an impactful message. I stopped watching porn and switched to hentai.
I stopped watching both and went to my local cp dealer to buy some good old cheese pizza 👍
I'm sorry, but them singing imagine to summon Satan is a legitimately funny
Funny? I fell asleep half way through the song
shut up
Yeah...I'M STEALING THAT JOKE!
And...I'm making it better, by having the demon be a tsundere, and fucking hate it!
@@popculturegamer6464 fr, I was literally thinking the same thing, I would so steal this joke
lol it perfectly encapsulates how Americans fear socialism
Considering everything the loading screen icon spinning 180 degrees might've just been an artistic choice
Subliminal messaging to turn around?
Definitely that too lol, if it was a 360 it would've been the best part of the game
nope, they are so stupid they dont know basic geometry
180, 1=A, 8=H, so A. H., it could be a nazi reference
@@markb.s.4186yeah it could but what does this mean "157830579"?
It's difficult to put into words how this game looks. It's right in the uncanny valley in multiple ways, like the models and voice acting. Nightmare fuel.
I for once love the art direction being surreal and low effort as an artistic choice, but the game as a whole is just awful
Voice acting sounds like internet nazis off 4chan
I wonder if the adhd effects and wacky cartoon visuals were meant to appeal to kids?
It looks like a poorly made Roblox game
Is like a Baldi game on cocaine.
It feels like the creator wanted to make their own Cruelty Squad, but instead of anything subtle or overarching themes, it just smashes your face in with opinions and metaphors as subtle as a volcanic eruptions.
They ended up making Cruel Squad
@@analizin LMAO
@@analizinthey made nazi cruelty squad.. I guess?
The top review for this on steam right now is someone saying they bought the game because they saw a video saying not to buy it. So this might have backfired.
Everything is going as planned
someone can also eat feces because others told them not to
doesnt really change anything other than that person being an idiot
That's what happens when anything gets exposure
Someone is gonna wanna see what this is like. Personally, I say just pirate it if you are that interested
@@andreasottohansen7338 I refused to buy it but I did make a tv tropes article about it. It's disgusting how it seems that christo-fascist scumbags willingly bought the game purely because it "triggered the libs". They would eat actual dog shit if it in some way caused harm to minorities.
joke's still on them, since they were stupid enough to buy it
no way this game wasn’t made without the pure intent to just piss people off
I'm pretty sure that was the point. Say what you will, if that was their goal, you can't deny they succeeded.
fr it sounds funny as shit
That's why the nerd nazi rant he had in the end was dumb
@@mysmallnoman Dude just looked up the ADL Biography of Dr. E Michael Jones, and called it facts.
@@haroldbalzac6336 so ?
This feels like a game you'd find in the GTA universe
Michael: “Jimmy I’m tired of you playing this crap. Turn it off!”
Republican space commandos vibes, for sure.
Ever wonder why every asset TOS contains a "this cannot be used for hate purposes" caluse? This game is why.
I don't hate anyone, it's just that everyone hate me
@@maozedong69420seems kind of earned on your part chairman Mao
@@Necroskull388 The only thing Mao did wrong was regret the outcome of his land reforms.
@@omegahaxors3306also the famine
@@wildmoose3979Thank fuck the Chinese empire never EVER experienced famines every five years.
This is one of those "haha its a joke" but then the joke goes for waaaay too long to be a joke
This is the joke of all time
@@maozedong69420real
This game is a hot mess for sure but that reload animation is genuinely hilarious
The reload animation made more laugh more than the "Jokes" did
@@Graeldon literally the gameplay was hilarious looking but the actual jokes are just ass
Yeah I wanna see that reload animation in a mainstream fps with an actual budget like COD or smthn
Yeah.
@@appledrawss1353 You laughed at a gun shaking? Are you an eight year old girl?
I know exactly why the pause menu thing is so wonky! So when setting up a super basic pause menu, most people will go to the incredibly basic setup of just setting thr timescale to 0. This does in fact freeze the game, making for a quick pause.
But it has some pretty major problems which you ran in to, all interactions are also paused. The reason this works the way it does is because in Unity when you set the code to set something as active or inactive, it will actually do that on the next frame of the game. But if the timescale is set to 0, then that next frame will never come.
Thought it might be fun information to have!
Yeah pausing is actually one of the trickier bits in game programming (or at least it's tricker than you'd think) since you have to tell the game to stop this process but not that one because the player still needs to be able to input this, etc. You have to actually think about what "paused" means for every element and put that in.
The way I used to handle this (been a while, might not be 100% accurate) was to use the real time in Unity, which is a separate value not affected by the timescale as well as a paused bool for a few other things.
You would also have to do this in case you wanna have any slow motion effects since it involves adjusting the timescale as well.
The only funny thing about this game is just shaking the gun to reload. The animation got a laugh out of me.
This feels like an arcade game that you could play inside of Postal 2
Dont know how i got here from watching bootleg anime but this is the first game review ive enjoyed this much since the old school AVGN
I don't know how you got here either, but I'm glad you enjoyed the video!
I came here from my recommended
I got here from watching a max stats Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix+ super boss rush. Just as confused as you are.
Avgn, eh? Speaking 'bout him, he should've quitted his useless ranting behaviour. I couldnt care less if he' single, but damn guy has been married and have kids ffs. Does he want his children to follow the stuff he do?
I can’t remember. I think efap for me
Oh my god, the fact that the story begins with your angry mom accusing you of playing with yourself is probably the most realistic thing about the target audience of this game
Unfortunately (or fortunately) my mom don't have giant titty
Lmao
They blame porn and not themselves.
@@Spubbily01 it's even dumber than that. they blame THE JEWSSSSSS for making TEH PRONNN which made them like this
it's sad and pathetic
@@Spubbily01 "no, mom, you don't get it, the evil liberal porn made me do it!"
The game feels like a parody for the most part up until the end when it takes a sudden right turn to being serious.
It's all fun and games until they think the normies stopped playing, at which point their true beliefs come out.
Yeah, that's the point. That's why "it's just a joke" is a dumb thing to say about shit like this
Don’t you mean “Alt-Right” turn?
@@Optropicraft this game is a joke(derogatory)
Its a shame this game ended up being what it is
Because i love that intro sequence before entering the portal, just the perfect amount of nonsensical B movie energy
This game is the equivalent of finding out that the /pol/ TF2 server you love to play in with all the SS/3rdPos/14-words sprays wasn't actually being ironic the whole time.
Irony has been so poisoned that I just assume /pol/ legit believes everything they say.
@@Z3r0Sk83r all trolls left imageboards many years ago
@@Z3r0Sk83r It became obvious the irony was over when the mass shootings started.
@@duckynado8781
Many of said 'glowies' are on said boards, and often hold abnormal levels of hate for women, queer people, and people of colour.
It's just violence for the sake of nonsensical hate.
Turns out they were post-post-post-satirically serious.
I don't care what you say, those sitcom bits induce feelings that I've never experienced. It's like looking behind the curtain for a sad sitcom that exists in a parallel universe.
There's an element of uncanny valley to it. It had all the elements of a sitcom, but everything just feels...off.
@@Graeldon Yeah. It's kinda like Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
@@nicholasbaca8065Wow, it actually really does now that I think about it, especially the way they move.
I'm happy the comment section doesn't agree with this CZcamsr. If you search something similiar to gta5 don't play this game. This game has the uncanny factor we love in "don't hug me im scared" and it's okay
that reload animation is hysterical
I sat hovering over this comment waiting to see it and was not expecting it to be THAT FAST. My fuckng god that's hilarious
Lol, I know. I dunno why they made it that way, they literally could've just have it like lower off screen for a few seconds and pop back up once done reloading or something, but whatever.
Alright, summoning the Devil with 'Imagine' actually is actually kinda funny.
So funny I forgot to laugh
@@maozedong69420that's sad :( get better tho
Needed better delivery
funny til' you realize it's trying to actually claim John Lennon is satanic.
I'm just in awe that someone out there believes an unskippable 18 minute church sermon would _ever_ make people want to join their side 💀
I'm just in awe that anyone looks at this and thinks "this is genuine and not a joke"
@@Xvladin Poe's law. A satire game wouldn't plug a nazi book btw.
@@Xvladin its very jokey yes but it has the intent of at least getting people to buy the book, someone no matter how ironic or satirical they try to be with, say a raid sponsorship, is still sponsored by raid and is still trying to at least be a good business partner in getting people to play the game or say ascribe to a set of beliefs that happen to line up with an ebook that is shilled at the end of the game in an 18 minute cutscene
I mean, people go to church. And they eat up whatever is bring preached there.
Seems to work for them, so why not in a game?
@@GraeldonI find it incredibly unlikely, it seems like the entire point of the game is to purposely piss people off as hard as possible. I mean no one, not even Nazis, genuinely would think 18 minute sitcom segments are somehow compelling
Im currently trying to produce a decent indie game and this series is providing a good insight on what not to do. Keep doing what your doing
I'm glad this series is helping! It definitely will show some good examples of what not to do haha
Step one: no nazi propaganda
Step two: Don't add a cryptominer to your game
Step three: animate your title correctly
Step Four: Don't make an unskippable 18 minute sermon cutscene full of unbridled idiocy.
I legitimately almost spat out my water like you'd see in a sitcom when you said "Oh, and he denies the existence of AIDS". If you had said that literally 1 second earlier, the water wouldn't have been in my throat yet, and I would've done an actual sitcom moment.
Bro is obsessed with sitcom
@@maozedong69420 It was mentioned in the video multiple times that the game was like a sitcom, so I thought it was ironic
@maozedong6869 bro is obsessed with these comments, you're everywhere dude
@@milkwater1204 This is my home
@@maozedong69420 you're a real dweller
As someone who actually stayed at a hotel right next to the Alamo and went to see the museum I declare this game is 100% accurate to the events of the Mexican War
It's the Mexican American war not the Spanish American war
Hell it’s not even the Mexican-American war, it’s the Texan rebellion/Revolution
I'd be surprised if this wasn't also some sort of cryptominer with the way it performs, no plans on finding out for myself though. Great video, I can't wait to see how this series goes!
Thanks for the kind words!
To be fair, I didn't check the GPU/CPU performance, I just assumed it was a poorly optimized game, so you could be onto something...
That could be the case, but I know that Gabe Newell himself banned all crypto games off of Steam after seeing how how many of them were scams.
@@darienb1127 that's a good decison done by him because in the crypto spaces, there's a lot of spambots and scammers. Crypto thing is legitimate but is rife with scammers and those wanting a quick buck. That's why I stopped focusing on crypto and go on CZcams or do whatever is on my mind
@@Unmeito177690% of the crypto space are scammers, 0.999999% are the hyper expensive and popular ones like BAYC, Cryptopunks, Azuki, etc. and 0.000001% are those with actual promise that actively sideline the NFTs themselves and focus on making the product as accessible as possible.
@@MDLuffy1234YTactually 100% of the crypto space is a scam because crypto itself is a scam
“After a series of bizarre commercials and phone calls, your mother breaks into your room, accuses you of playing with yourself, and then a sentient gun called Betsy flies through the window and recruits you to fight for the Texans”
-Graeldon
Considering this is Texas we're talking about, I would not be surprised if this actually happened.
@@XwX1001 Very true
Its how i wake up every morning
AND an anime song is playing in the background during it
Getting Isekai'd to the Texas dimension by a sentient gun. 10/10 would get preached at for 18 minutes again.
Feels like a window into the mind of a proper social outcast. In equal parts fascinating and disturbing
A lot of people don't get "proper" social outcasts right. They think of more tame characters that are very easy to pity and relate to like Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye instead of the ones that really test your empathy like Lester Ballard from Child of God (great book btw).
More like a window into the mind of a schizophrenic, like the templeOS guy
Corman McCarthy is the supreme edgelord.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 pretty good writer
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92dull take
Honestly I wish this was just satire, I mean it doesn't look fun but I kinda dig the goofy look. Summoning the devil by singing a John Lenon song is fucking hilarious. The sitcom feel and the absurd story really scream satire but the final cutscene makes it pretty clear its not... pretty much Joker saying "there is no punchline". The creator being serious and plugging an audio book makes me lose faith in society...
Anyway keep up the work! Wonder what else you'll find in this series.
As a work of satire, this game would be phenomenal and absolutely hilarious. But the ending cutscene ruins the entire thing.
Honestly the idea of summoning the devil via singing the beatles is a hilarious non-sequiter if it weren't for the fact the devs were trying to basically imply some sort of "John Lennon = anti christ" bullshit.
@@flickcentergaming680 I honestly had for the longest time wanted to make an FPS game of my own where all of alex jone's conspiracies are true and you have to fight against "globalist goblins" or whatever the fuck. Obviously not to actually promote the guy's beliefs but more to demonstrate how delusional such a worldview as his is.
@@boxylemons7961 Geuss who just released exactly that, like actually exactly that
@@Princess_Jessie3414 let me guess, your an alex jones believer yourself
This game is an unpolished mess, I feel like there's genuinely a malware in it
Given theres nazi propaganda that wouldnt surpise me
Cooking mama Bitcoin mining Type Beat
Just *a* malware? Not *2* ?
@@PankoBreadingah yes. That false rumor
There is. It's just malware designed for your brain.
fun fact: in just about every game I've checked, roughly 50% of players never even complete a games tutorial, judging by Xbox achievements and only a handful of games. this includes paid games btw
Obviously the tutorial was too hard
I think the number gets brought down by family members who open a game someone else bought and never play it, on steam the number’s closer to 90%
@@ItsGamein that makes sense
@@ItsGameinpeople also just like buying games on sales or bundles thinking it looks good and never get around to finishing it. I know some people who just have a massive backlog of games that they've been meaning to get around to but never actually play.
@gamein22 On Steam, I notice that most players make it about 10 hours through most games on average. And so many complain about reviewers doing the same
This is up there with Empress Therese which I want to point out was a very questionable book about an 18 year old gaining super powers & changing the world in ways she shouldn’t written by a guy with an obsession with Joan of Arc who the girl is possibly implied to be based on
How could I forget about Empress Theresa. Yeah, this game definitely has a similar feel.
Yes, I too violently jiggle my rifle to reload it.
Now I've heard of Tactical reloads, but I'm more of a silly guy, I do Impractical Reloads
Just use condom when shooting to save ammo
@@maozedong69420 Aight that was a good one lmfao
I don't see how any Texan would have made the mistake of thinking the Alamo was actually in a desert. Or why right wing Nazis would use Amazing Grace considering it's anti-slavery association.
You'd be surpirsed how n@zi will easily take credit for things that they never made (ie, somehow they're related to both ancient romans and vikings even though the timing is off and the people were of many backgrounds and colors) or co-op songs and art that are actually against their ideology. (ie, listening to Rage Against the Machine songs but thinking that the machine is multiculturalism)
@@Solinaru hell, even the sw@tztika (or however you spell it) wasn't even originally theirs, it was originally a Buddhist symbol for peace and prosperity until the N@zis used it to trick people into thinking they were peaceful.
because the game is a fucking south park tier meme not some serious recruitment tool
@@ShrimpinAintEasyHow so?
@user-mi3ic4ie8p didnt watch the video and are incapable or using deeper cognition. Cook
I’ll always remember the Alamo.
I had severe heatstroke and got the entire street shut down because paramedics were tending to me.
Remember the time that you passed out from heatstroke at the ruins of a fort in Texas
yep, sounds like texas
Not even 10 minutes away from the Army main medical center too where the students are constantly at the Alamao. That's an impressive feat
were you wearing sweatpants and a burka? texas is not THAT hot
@@kraktjoetvMy guess is bad hydration and not enough shade while touring in the summer; homeless people drop all the time during the dog days
You are a stronger man than I for actually finishing this crap
A female gamer?!? *Eye pop out* *jaw drop*
@@maozedong69420 ......close your mouth. You're being crimge...
This looks like a game you would find on app lab for oculus quest
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 😂
This feels like the kind of game you’d see on an adult comedy show to be a “look at the crap my son’s been playing” moment.
It’s perfect for a “the youth are being desensitized!” Gag.
I've seen worse, maybe i am already desensitized
@@maozedong69420 Wasn't saying that it's THAT bad, just that it feels like something out of a show...
Like that game the kids on Grown Ups were playing.
“GRANNY OVERBOARD”
@@FreakenPinko256 exactly!
it’s like a South Park episode, only unironic
My first thought seeing this review was, "This game has to be a joke, right?" Less then a minute later, it began to dawn on me, "Yes. It IS supposed to be a joke. A particular kind of joke." This game is an intellectual Trojan Horse. It starts out as relatively harmless, in a way that will quickly drive away the kind of person who wouldn't give its ideology the time of day, and then begins to innundate the player with increasing use of awful stereotypes in a "Schroedinger's Racist" sort of way (IT'S JUST A JOKE! ... unless you agree...). And then piles awful racist charicatures increasingly higher, all while training the player to just accept these fringe beliefs as "part of the game (unless...)."
This game is bad. It's not stupid, nor harmless. It's calculated and evil. Thank you for calling it out.
Great way of phrasing it, I love the term "intellectual Trojan Horse", that's such a wonderful way of describing it!
Yeah as someone who used to be brainwashed by the alt right I've seen people on the right do that A LOT. It's only a joke when they need to pretend to not be racist
But you love bright colorful games and shows for youth which frame being transgender as good, right? I guarantee you do.
Edit: groomers big mad lol ywnbaw
@Vulpas you're not actually defending this shit right?
@@Vulpas showing kids to accept people for who they are is always better than teaching kids to hate people based on their race, religion or sexuality. Idk why you're trying to even use that as an argument.
I feel like this game may be what's referred to as either a 'false flag' or 'psyop'. There was a rather similar game released a few years back called 'Angry Goy', and it evidently tries to log information from the host computer.
Could be. I doubt it but the unashamed political messaging does seem almost troll-level.
honestly based. Nazis deserve to get passwords stolen so props to whoever made Angry Goy
yeah if any game tries to log any information from host computer without consent is malware.
Imagine buying an Antisemitic game as a joke and then whoops! The Government has literally all of your information!
That's not what those terms mean. A false flag is an attack carried out in a way which is done to make others think the attack was done by others, and create conflict between the victim and the framed. A psyop is defined by urban dictionary as "military actions designed to influence the perceptions and attitudes of individuals, groups, and foreign governments".
Do they really think anyone who played and enjoyed this game would buy a book??? The fuck???
As a Texan, I'm pretty sure that this game counts as slander.
Pretty sure.
I agree
As a fellow Texan, I agree. I do wish someone would make an accurate representation of the battle of the Alamo in a playable form.
Texan here, I agree.
@@jesusofbullets How would that even work? Would you play on the side of Mexico, or would winning be impossible?
Damn, this game had a super silly sounding opening and in my opinion sounded almost charming in a weird sense, but then it just slowly turned into an infuriating and stupid game with absolutely DISGUSTING ideals that noone should ever preach, especially not through this method.
@@demetriajones3231It's not based.
@@demetriajones3231 why the fuck did you have to waste 5 replies just for the word "based"?
replies are limited demetriajones.
@budgetcommander4849 >whahhh this isn't based
shut up troon
It's like it wanted to be Cruelty Squad but couldn't get anywhere fucking close. It wanted to be weird and oddly good by being bad, but it just ended up bad.
@@thepotatotaxi2430 cruelty squad is shit and makes ultrakill look good
This was actually kind of endearing as another goofy game.
But then the ending came, and whatever amount of quirks thie game had was flushed down faster than the runs from a taco binge.
"a talking gun named betsy tells you you need to fight for Texas" this sounds like an average day in America tbh
Unfortunately Texas doesn't exist so...
Honestly this screams "I made this to irritate players" and "CZcams bait"
Well, the bad news is that it kind of worked?
The good news is that I didn't review it for that purpose. Definitely has a rage bait feel though. Like those DIY or cooking videos that result in nothing but anger.
@Graeldon oops, I wrote this before seeing the final minutes, still a chance it's all a joke but also big chance of being just another Nazi psycho
It's all ragebait and absurdist nonsense. I can't see how you'd take any of this seriously or genuinely be influenced by whatever it's apparently trying to say. It's just getting all the Redditors in the comments and the Redditor that made this video upset.
@@DarthSidian it's all "ragebait" and "absurd" unless you agree with the viewpoints in the game, in which case it's validation. And when that happens, it's no longer humor.
@@Graeldon
Sure, but who the hell is going to think that "Dr. Ly Ing" is making Alamovirus to break down the nuclear family structure when none of that existed back during that time period, on top of the "Alamo" in this game being in a desert? Who on earth is this brainless sludge validating? How delusional can people get to where they think some witless meme ragebait is no longer humorous and somehow must be taken seriously? Are that many people this entrenched in online discourse that they see ghosts in every corner?
When you said "anime-esque opening theme music" I assumed you meant an instrumental track. Spat out my drink when I heard the singing in Japanese. Great video, this is insane!
I had so many questions and zero answers before I got to the first gameplay section, and it didn't get any better after that.
@@Graeldon There clearly was a vision, I just don't want to see it. Thanks for taking one for the team and playing through this monstrosity 😅
@@AhanaNags any idea of the japanese song?
@@nighteclipse_1999 I looked it up, it's Kinki (2nd Mix) by Saika
@@AhanaNagsnow whats the mo alamo song on level 1 tho
This entire thing screams absolute peak Trolling in a game. It’s design is just meant to be annoying, from the mechanics to the speech to the achievements.
I got troll so hard I became a Commie
See you’d think that but then you look at the dev and realize he’s dead serious
Sorry but how is this not a parody? How is anyone supposed to take this game serious?
It is parody, this dude is just being a dumbass
Neo Nazis exist in the world. Is it that hard to imagine that some of them made a video game?
They shouldn't, people that bought the game were just got trolled/finnesed and they are still coping with it
You're not, it's designed to trigger.
Considering the whole Nazi sermon thing, its hard to tell if its genuine or 'satire'
Both are terrible
Left wing ❌
Right wing❌
Chicken wing ✅
AMEN
I'm personally a supporter of the boneless wing party, and I'm willing to debate the bone party
@@thebigblox4297 Chimken nunget
@@husky0098 valid
@@thebigblox4297boneless wing cringe, I love chicken boners
honestly, this game, could've been a jazzpunk style comedic game but there's so much mechanically wrong with it, without even all the schyzo unrionical ramblings.
oh well, the decs could probs make something genuiently good if they worked harder and used some of their budget for psychologist sessions.
Learn English
@@GamerZoneSpeaking big fingers + trying to write quickly 😔
I lived in texas in san antonio (where the alamo battle took place) and this is funny as hell
We all know you live in Albuquerque New Mexico
I swear trying to keep up with whatever the hell was being explained made me think there was a gas leak
I'm impressed, I thought playing steam games in alphabetical order would result in hundreds of painfully unremarcable games. This one is painfully remarkable instead.
The Incest joke just before Level 4 was funny and, if I was lobotomized, I might think was a self aware joke about how the south has an incest problem, but within the context of the entire game, I'm thinking is some kind of way to imply that "The south isn't ACTUALLY incestuous, it's the Mexicans who are really like that!" or some other shit.
As someone who knows the politics that was birthed from, that is not the implication. It's a dig about modern consumption of "stepfamily porn" being a plot by "the elite" (see: antisemitism) to ruin America and destroy the nuclear family.
well norteños are
Does the south actually have an incest problem or is that just the prevailing stereotype?
Personally I think it’s some kind of dog whistle for LGBTQ stuff because it talked about degrading the family unit.
Do you even know the races of incestuous southerners? Look it up and see.
As a Texan I can confirm we use this game instead of textbooks
This guy is giving attention to the devs "don't support this in any way shape or form".
I'm center left and always have been. Real center left. Anti-war. Pro free speech. Not judging people based on skin color.
Most of these young hip techie self proclaimed "liberals" just think they are that because that's the culture they live in.
It's not progressive to practice hatred. They're doing more damage to the groups they claim to help, by pissing off all the reasonable people in the middle
Honestly. Who cares if someone makes a game with their ("far right") ideology in it. These days full blown corporations adhere to ideology claiming to be "far left".
@@gxlorpyou sure you replied to the right comment?
As a (formal) Texan I don't think we use this game instead of textbooks, we use guns instead of textbooks
You're not a _REAL_ Texan. Only books you should be reading are MAGAZINES
I'm pretty certain your joking but with how Greg Abbot is actually running things in Texas I wouldn't be surprised.
This feels like a game made from a conspiracy theorist’s fever dream
This is the first ever game to be produced by Artificial Intelligence. Props on them really.
The spirit of TayTweets lives on 🥲
I think it would be much more coherent and actually funny if it was developed by an A.I..
If the AI was trained on 4chan lmao
@@GrayAndGreyMost AI thinks pretty similar to this when given free rein.
@@luna231Nah.
As a texan I can confirm that the ghosts of alamo past haunt us every so often and force us to get our ghost beatinf sticks.
As another Texan I can also confirm this
As the third Texan I can confirm beating ghosts is as common as a cowboy hat.
As a fourth Texan, I can confirm this is what we do
As a fifth Texan, yes.
As a sixth Texan, yeah that's my average Tuesday
Shaking your gun like a madman to reload just tickles me pink for some reason
This game could've made for an awesome joke game if instead of the politics they leaned into the sheer insanity
Politics are sheer insanity
Our politics have been pretty insane tbh
This shit is really funny what are you talking about?
@@Skip_Passover how is it funny?
@jonahulichny9874 it's a badly made video game. If it turns you into a nazi you weren't far from being one anyway
Everything in this game is like so over the top I'm almost convinced the dev made this to troll everyone.
Not the last part though, it ain't no trolling if they're gonna put an ads for their audiobook
@maozedong6869 could be if they have no actual connection to the author but I don't know it's just bizarre
Fun fact:
The author of the book mentioned in this video, E. Michael Jones, is a fan of Malcom X.
he was a part of nation of Islam
The sentient stack of money is ripped straight from Conker's Bad Fur Day? Jesus, you can't make this up, folks
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
I'm pretty sure Imagine is copyrighted, too. Would be real damn shame if someone were to tell the copyright owners this "game" is using their stuff
That’s where I have seen that!
There is no way the kind of people behind this game made the anime-esque song in that fever dream of an intro. That’s either from something else, or simply an existing Japanese song they shoved into their hate Trojan.
I think the only original music in the game is the "Cardi B" parody at the beginning of the game. The actual battles themselves don't have any music.
Yeah, there’s no way the devs took their time to learn Japanese and make original music considering how low quality everything else is
@@MysticTheFloofBall Probably paid someone on fiverr $50.
the characters look like theyre from that georgian cgi simpsons ripoff
Thank you i animated that myself (trust)
I'm only halfway through the video, but I feel like this game was the answer to a hypothetical "what if we made a game that was so bad that it wasn't even redeemable as 'so bad it's good'?" like it seems like it's optimally awful. edit: I was wrong, it's just incompetence + earnest far right beliefs.
It is so alt right that it loop back into alt left
Nah, it's so alt-right it loop back to be alt-right on a higher octane.
@@LicencetoMemeOr yknow… it’s just a shitpost making fun of retard rightoids. Because it is
I got halfway through the video and could only wonder how anyone could take this shitty attempt at edgy humor seriously. It's literally designed to troll and trigger idiots gullible enough to think the game isn't a parody.
Until 14:45 i thought it was just a troll dev, i think i was wrong.
I spent most of the game thinking that it was just unfunny humour, or that I wasn't the target audience, but once I reached the scene where the devil discussed releasing a virus... yeah... my eyes were opened to what the devs were up to...😐😐
@@Graeldon and i wish i didnt see why
@@Graeldonto be fair the target audience is probably conservative conspiracy theorists so you were right in a way lol
@@amuro9624 As opposed to liberal conspiracy theorists who, with aid of the media, peddled the lie that Trump was installed by Putin, and that kids can consent to genital mutilation?
@@Graeldon OMG THEY'RE SUBVERTERS! QUICK, THROW THEM IN PRISON! WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS! lol
4:33 Damn, they really made a flag work like a one-way window lmao, a frickin one-way flag
Least incompetent nazi devs
It’s like a one-way window but way less useful
@@KonradCursed yeah
8:52 the trans colors on the piñata can’t be a coincidence
I'm gonna recruit you for my team on finding Wally since who's gonna notice that
This feels intentionally bad, there's just no way
With the spastic gun reloading animation it has to be!
I feel the same like it’s satire or trying to be bad
@@moyai7594 It reeks of bait, and he just ate it hook, line, and sinker
Yeah, it's not even particularly good bait. It's so blatantly obvious this was made to trigger as many people as possible, and it still got so many gullible people triggered
A talking female gun that the player gets to ride. I'm not even touching the politics. That one thing says all that needs to be said...
That southerners really like their guns? (By the way, if that character looked good and came from another franchise, I'd wish I was the protagonist, but not today, not today)
Interesting design choice for a game by someone who considers pornography to be the spawn of Satan.
What?... It says a lot more about your mind than theirs.
@@_blank-_ projecting eh?
@@iloveevil86 you're brain dead
7:41 ok the idea of having to pay for property damage you cause is frustratingly hilarious, I can imagine after beating a hard level only for one of the characters to tell you off for causing lots of damage and not having enough money to pay for it
The closest thing I can think of is the guild introducing its tax system _immediately_ after you win a bunch of money in PMD explorers 💀
@@error-try-again-later also the debt system from the old armored core games
With how surprisingly long this game is, if someone told me that the devs made it so you can't refund this game on Steam, I wouldn't question them.
Needs a remaster & epilogue chapter tbqhfrfam thoughbeit. Also needs to push more ebooks.
this game was made by someone that never played a game in their life lol, it's like a cargo cult idea of a game
This video blew up more than I was ever hoping for!
To everyone that's discovering this video and channel: Welcome! I hope you stick around and enjoy the content, and this bizarre gaming journey I'm on ❤
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@@xantos-zv2ux Thanks so much for the love! I'm honestly shocked by how much attention this little video has gained!
Am I a terrible person for wanting the intro song? I mean the game is bad and all but the alamo song is pretty dope. Also; B R E A D .
@Sl1ce7 it has been stuck in my head for a week now haha
Actually, discard that whole comment there, I somehow skipped over the alamo bit while reading it lmao
Fun fact: there is a vr version of 'member the alamo
Australian fails at remembering what happened in his own country in 2020
Uhh the emu war?
@@maozedong69420 the lockdowns
@@Timic83tcNo, I'm pretty sure you're thinking of the emu wars. Horrible tragedy really.
@@zacharyledford2785 nice way of downplaying indigenous people being taken to camps.
@@Timic83tc 🍆💦
Honestly don’t care what the game is trying to say, I WOULD bang the sentient gun
Based Betsy enjoyer
Betsy do got some legs, though
I would love to cock that gun!
I'm sure they have the proper synchronization license for that cover version of Imagine, right?
I doubt it haha
lol, I love how you take a break from talking about the pure insanity of an 18 minute nazi-supporting cutscene to just chat about the gameplay like its an ordinary game
Oy vey
The artsyle reminds me of this one really popular series in argentina called "Alejo y valentina"
I feel like being given a surgery completely awake and without anaesthetics would be significantly less horrifying and painful than trying to play this sad excuse of a game
To really put that into perspective... look at all the commenters claiming they'll buy/play the game. Granted, the majority are likely just trolls, but still.
@@Graeldon Congratulations! You've just created a Streisand effect.
@@_blank-_except the top number of players for this game is still at 2, all time. Try again, lol.
The fact you guys take this game seriously is fucking embarrassing
@@ZaiketsuKumori Not even the most dedicated troll can survive that game, its too much for the human mind to comprehend.
They tried to play it and got blasted into atoms. A moment of silence for their souls
there’s something so delightfully silly about reloading your gun by madly waggling it around, real shame it’s locked behind such an ideologically slimy game cause on its own that’s pure comedy
Imagine that animation in, like, a Doom parody or something.
if this game was made by a leftist or communist he either wouldn't make a video on it or wouldn't criticize it as much. Both his video and the game are politically charged and made to serve an agenda. I mean, he literally made the typical southern incest joke so we all know what he thinks about southerners lol
@@EdwinSmith544The game makes those jokes. Also it's a fuckin' nazi game. Not right or left (even though nazi's are right wing!), but nazi. Your just mad that he wasn't pandering to right wing beliefs.
@EdwinSmith544 the video would have been made regardless, as that's how my series works, apologies if that wasn't clearly explained in the video.
Would my opinions have been different? Yeah, probably. I'd still be pointing out anything that is an extremist view that is being pushed on a player under the guise of an "educational/teaching moment". That type of content has no place in a game like this.
But also the game is just inherently broken and flawed, and a complete chore to play, so it doesn't matter what views it tries to present, it's still a terrible game.
@@EdwinSmith544 Oh my lord, I wish leftists would create a game that calls out J'ish supremacy and their role in creating, maintaining and benefitting from capitalism. I mean, there's ton of material for inspiration. The writings of Marx, and Proudhon and so many others.
you sold it to me at 0:01
yeah hello based department?
6/5 stars thank you for the new game rec
I’m reminded of an old imageboard saying, paraphrased as
“Pretending to act retarded is still acting retarded”. At some point continuing to say and do terrible things for shock value will morph into doing them because you actually believe in it and enjoy them. You are what you say, not what you say you are.
Well said
Only a fool indulges a fool
I say i will be a billionaire, now I'll wait.
Satirists: guess I'm retarded
So essentialy everything we all do
@@killerjay1740Speak for yourself!
Well seeing the game's stats on Steamcharts and other sites, it's sold less than 100 copies, and no one has actually played those copies outside of 3 people.
I've never sure how accurate those Steam stats sites are though.
Edit: Checking about a month later it seems to have had about 800-900 more sales since this video interesting enough. If you tell someone not to do something, at least some of them will just to spite you I guess, lol. It's now even got positive reviews on Steam. Joke reviews, 13 year old "look how edgy I am" reviews, and even one with literal Nazi terms in it.
"Very good ! played only 14 hours but i will for 88 more in my free time for sure." That could totally be one of those edgy boys reviews though.
50% shit
49% literally hitler
1% post
100% Mao Zedong teaching
The fucking reload animation is the funniest shit ever
I have to say, for a while I was worried this video was going down the route of "they have right wing views, therefore they are Nazis," but no, the game just tries to ease you into it.
Can confirm, I can feel the Nazi coming inside of me
@maozedong6869 The Nazi did WHAT inside you???
I hate the ideology of "everyone with right-wing views is a nazi". It's so stupid.
That's what I thought this was gonna be too. It just looked like a poorly made shooter game with Family Guy jokes.
Yeah when i heard him saying that i immediately got worried "oh no not this stupid political tribalistic crap" but yeah in the end it ended up being a pretty accurate description yeah