Frumpkin vs the Crownsguard

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  • čas přidán 25. 05. 2018
  • Frumpkin has a nasty encounter with a Crownsguard.
    Caleb will remember this.
    Footage from Critical Role Campaign 2 Episode 9, 10, 12, and 18.
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  • @holyheals
    @holyheals Před 4 lety +688

    I love Matt’s face of “ damn I just poofed a crazy sad homeless persons pillar of support” before shifting blame to the guard. XD

  • @WarpaintStudios
    @WarpaintStudios Před 4 lety +309

    first time, matt's face was like "shit, i just killed his cat", every other time was "let's roll to kill the cat"

  • @nuclearchezburgr3857
    @nuclearchezburgr3857 Před 5 lety +465

    "Caleb appears at the sewer like Pennywise the Clown"

  • @CappyK
    @CappyK Před 6 lety +902

    "You guys... I kicked this cat today..." *far off look of lingering shock*

  • @crowborn666
    @crowborn666 Před 4 lety +145

    "You guys I kicked this cat today and it fuckin' evaporated."
    My favorite line out of this XD

  • @markoproloscic4492
    @markoproloscic4492 Před 4 lety +370

    Caleb took keen mind just so he would never forget his face.

  • @aceknowles8841
    @aceknowles8841 Před 4 lety +323

    "It hurts when he's gone."
    Frumpkin is his emotional support cat
    THAT'S SOME HOW WORSE!

    • @juliadubaj6558
      @juliadubaj6558 Před 2 lety +1

      now watch Caleb go all John Wick on this Crownsguard

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 Před 2 lety +1

      @@juliadubaj6558 That never happened, sadly, but that's what fan fiction is for. In mine, a Lvl 20 Drow sorcerer kills that guard with the magic equivalent of the Five Point Exploding Heart technique from Kill Bill.

    • @billystokes3917
      @billystokes3917 Před rokem

      @@deathbykonami5487 Me, the level 20 circle of spores Druid firbolg, will simply grow a tree from inside the guard and, if he is still alive after that, rip it open to create portals. Either that or it’s unlimited wild shapes.

  • @Kinemagichemistry
    @Kinemagichemistry Před 6 lety +644

    ~Caleb will remember that.

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 Před 5 lety +423

    "We'll beat his ass later."
    I was totally expecting Caleb to say "I don't know about WE, but I will certainly."

  • @alphtheor.879
    @alphtheor.879 Před 4 lety +196

    I like to think caleb gave the bright queen a description of that crowns guard, and she sent assassins with a message "the vanishing cat sends its regards"

  • @spencercox7931
    @spencercox7931 Před 5 lety +106

    You guys, I kicked this cat today, and it f*ckin' evaporated.

  • @neon6691
    @neon6691 Před 6 lety +570

    Caleb is gonna do something alignment breaking

    • @jhinpotion9230
      @jhinpotion9230 Před 6 lety +62

      Did. Caleb did something alignment breaking.

    • @amishrambo4096
      @amishrambo4096 Před 6 lety +39

      well doesn't matter cause alignment is dumb anyway

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 Před 5 lety +83

      +amish rambo
      That sounds like something a Chaotic Neutral would say

    • @RaptoHs
      @RaptoHs Před 5 lety +4

      he should be neutral

    • @CelestiaLily
      @CelestiaLily Před 5 lety +14

      lmao he was already lawful evil once, i bet he could easily go from true neutral into any direction

  • @Chernobog34
    @Chernobog34 Před 5 lety +169

    Can we all take a moment and appreciate Ashley yelling, “Kill Him!” While holding a giant lollipop? If that isn’t her in a nutshell...

  • @rachelporter-chastain6067
    @rachelporter-chastain6067 Před 5 lety +412

    Frumpkin may have a good sense of humor about it but Caleb does not!

    • @ashtonpeterson4618
      @ashtonpeterson4618 Před 3 lety +14

      That sounds like some mafia stuff. "Peter has a good sense of humor. (Cracks knuckles) Unfortunately I do not"

  • @_____2219
    @_____2219 Před 4 lety +67

    Frumpkin got kicked so hard he got transported into the shadow realm.

  • @samueltheblonde
    @samueltheblonde Před 4 lety +65

    Be warned- never, EVER hurt a person's pet. A pet is a part of that person's family.

  • @walnuggets6539
    @walnuggets6539 Před 2 lety +20

    Ok but imagine if the guard goes and tells that story and someone just goes “Dude you fucked up BIG TIME, that cat HAD to be a familiar of some kind and the kind of people with familiars don’t take kindly to them being dismissed for them!”

  • @lukasasmuth1653
    @lukasasmuth1653 Před 4 lety +52

    If they ever get back there, caleb needs to grow to twice his size, pollymorph into a giant cat, and kick that guards ass!

  • @metaouroboros690
    @metaouroboros690 Před 5 lety +89

    And now the dodecahedron has been delivered to the Krynn dynasty thanks to Caleb. That guard has paid dearly.

    • @drunkenrobot7061
      @drunkenrobot7061 Před 4 lety +9

      Caleb got so mad he completely eliminated the crownsguards' existence as a whole, not just for that one guy.

  • @merlin_merlot
    @merlin_merlot Před 6 lety +186

    4:20 Oh my god the starlord comment from Travis.

    • @AnInkStick
      @AnInkStick Před 5 lety

      What did he say? I couldn’t make it out.

    • @stevengarcia5720
      @stevengarcia5720 Před 4 lety +3

      @@AnInkStick Not sure exactly what he says, but I think it's to the effect of not doing something like Star-Lord did in infinity war, you know that part when they were fighting on Titan... Basically saying don't screw this up I suppose lol

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před 4 lety +11

      Steven Garcia It was "Don’t do a Star-Lord. Don’t ruin this."

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 Před 5 lety +122

    Hey guys, I kicked this cat the other day, it just f@cking evaporating
    Also did Caleb hey revenge XD

  • @iridiumSerpent
    @iridiumSerpent Před 2 lety +14

    1:52 I love how Caleb gets so worked up his accent gets thicker

  • @wonderlandartwork3579
    @wonderlandartwork3579 Před 5 lety +296

    funfact: at 4:20, Caleb speaks german - pardon, *zemnian* -
    he said good evening, though the party translated it as good night if I remember correctly
    Also yea, who tf kicks a cat!?

    • @Realperson16
      @Realperson16 Před 4 lety +3

      A very horrible person apperently

    • @GodBear97
      @GodBear97 Před 4 lety +3

      I mean, guten abend is used as both good evening and good night so I get it

    • @TomasPabon
      @TomasPabon Před 4 lety +3

      How is that a fun fact? he said Guten Abend, one of the most commonly known German phrases out there

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni Před 4 lety +2

      Asbjørn Christensen no, good night is gute Nacht

    • @spiritkaetzchen9164
      @spiritkaetzchen9164 Před 2 lety +3

      Guten Abend is good evening but (at least where I live) can also be used as a substitute for good night when you meet someone at night becouse saying good night makes it seem like you are leaving to go to bed. hope this makes sense.

  • @AtlasNL
    @AtlasNL Před 3 lety +8

    Seriously, if you kick a cat, you bet I’m going to cast heat metal on your armour.

  • @erickremers3986
    @erickremers3986 Před 4 lety +24

    angry caleb just makes me wanna hug him more :)

  • @fantasyfanperson
    @fantasyfanperson Před 2 lety +6

    Matt bluescreens for about two seconds the first time and it’s glorious

  • @moni-chan3004
    @moni-chan3004 Před 6 lety +91

    Now we need a version of this with frumpkin vs the guards of the iron shepherds :)

    • @purpleserenity137
      @purpleserenity137 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah, where the heck is that clip?

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 Před 5 lety +3

      @@purpleserenity137 In the Fey dimension along with Frumpkin who was recently obliterated by a crownsguard's foot

    • @unrealcreature
      @unrealcreature Před 5 lety

      I watched this because I was looking for that exact clip

  • @pastelribbons739
    @pastelribbons739 Před 4 lety +23

    tEaM fRuMpKiNs BlAsTiNg OfF aGaIn-

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide Před 4 lety +121

    I can just see a level 12 Caleb in his fancy purple coat coming back and seeing that guard:
    C: "You. You remember when you *kicked my cat?* Turned him into a pile of *dust?"*
    G: "... um... yeah?"
    C: "Sort of like this?" [pulls out and pours a small bit of dust into his hand]
    G: "hey... Sir, I'm so-"
    C: "Since he can come back, at a price, He has a good sense of humor about these things." [pulls out lodestone and scritches Frumpkin with it]
    G: "..."
    C: "But I *don't...* _You. kicked. my. cat. _*_Would you like to know what that's like?"_*
    *{CASTS DISINTIGRATE ON THE GUARD}*
    C: "It's like that."
    It's dipping into his old Lawful Evil alignment a bit, but honestly, I can see it.

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz Před 2 lety +8

      Fuuuuck I wanna see Liam RP that so bad

  • @accountN6942
    @accountN6942 Před 5 lety +28

    1:20 shooting star meme with frumkin

  • @flipflopzthreeonethree1873

    "...and it fucking *evaporated"* will never not be funny

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 Před 4 lety +29

    0:47 That was hysterical.

  • @kiaz1st
    @kiaz1st Před 6 lety +3

    “Guys I kicked a cat today and it fucking evaporated”

  • @xySuperManxy
    @xySuperManxy Před 5 lety +32

    Living for the Scott Pilgrim references.

  • @Narbaculus
    @Narbaculus Před 6 lety +69

    _water triiibe_

    • @maritimebard
      @maritimebard Před 6 lety +18

      Liam Twomey I know I have a problem because I fucking read that in Sokka's voice

    • @Realperson16
      @Realperson16 Před 4 lety +1

      @@maritimebard now me after reading that

  • @CaptEirikr
    @CaptEirikr Před 5 lety +22

    This just in, Matt Mercer hates cats...

  • @hadilboufarhat1023
    @hadilboufarhat1023 Před 4 lety +4

    HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHT OUT OF HER HAIR

  • @miasmi4422
    @miasmi4422 Před 5 lety +5

    "YO I KICKED THIS CAT SO HARD IT JUST FUCKING FELL OF THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE" -Random Guard #327

  • @ZaxleTV
    @ZaxleTV Před 4 lety +11

    The only thing weaker than Fjord

  • @beafbuger
    @beafbuger Před 3 lety +5

    aw matt looks so guilty hahahah

  • @TonTonTheBard
    @TonTonTheBard Před 4 lety +1

    “You guys... I kicked this cat today and it fucking evaporated.”

  • @laurenhawes7201
    @laurenhawes7201 Před 3 lety +3

    Matt needs to remember this and have them come across this guard and have caleb remember

  • @tylermckinney2041
    @tylermckinney2041 Před 3 lety +3

    I expected that guard to get polymorphed into a cat.

  • @unstabletoad4825
    @unstabletoad4825 Před 4 lety +4

    I imagine this as Gohan kicking the Cell jr's after going super sayian 2 for the first time. Kicking Frumpking and then he explodes

  • @dragontruth3701
    @dragontruth3701 Před 6 lety +2

    I kicked a cat so hard it fucking evaporated

  • @assassinman0066
    @assassinman0066 Před 4 lety +5

    That Scott Pilgrim reference!!! 😂😂😂

  • @AnInkStick
    @AnInkStick Před 3 lety +2

    0:21 Ashley said it best.

  • @hughcopson1799
    @hughcopson1799 Před 6 lety +1

    "Hey guys I kicked this cat today and it fucken evaporated" XD

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 5 lety +6

    Poor Frumpkin

  • @uffle
    @uffle Před rokem

    "its not funny"
    "its a little funny"

  • @shinykitsunelive
    @shinykitsunelive Před 3 lety +2

    kicked that cat so hard it went to the feywild

  • @VulpisFoxfire
    @VulpisFoxfire Před 5 lety +9

    Kicked into another dimension...given there are DBZ Vs in the group...:-)

  • @meloneatingwolf1882
    @meloneatingwolf1882 Před 3 lety +1

    At first I didn’t expect Travis to make a Scott Pilgrim reference.

  • @warforged7948
    @warforged7948 Před 5 lety +4

    Man I was hoping for the owl one. With Phil

  • @the_person_without_a_name

    The good evening in the end tho

  • @katie2893
    @katie2893 Před 9 měsíci

    this better be in the animated show

  • @aylakoi5351
    @aylakoi5351 Před 5 lety +3

    I'm sorry that Scott Pilgrim reference

  • @noireweiss762
    @noireweiss762 Před 3 lety +3

    looking back from Episode 127... you think Caleb held a grudge?

  • @brem-
    @brem- Před rokem +1

    What was the episode when the head of the guard or something saw Frumpkin and instantly started to pet him?
    Was like the one where they went to this arena or something, was foreshadowed with "likes small furry creatures" or something.

  • @wenbluepirate3954
    @wenbluepirate3954 Před 3 lety +1

    love the tale, but the sudden fade to black when the clip last 1 second, is very disorienting. Like, "cat's are bad", FADE TO BLACK "yeah-" FADE TO BLACK "-kick the cat to there." FADE TO BLACK.