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  • @tammyiraheta5010
    @tammyiraheta5010 Před rokem +322

    We found out my husband had cancer...... Listened to Him all the way through...... He recovered..... Laughter...the best medicine!! We love you Jim!!! 💗

    • @mauricericher3816
      @mauricericher3816 Před rokem +5

      This is lovely news! So happy for you both. This is Maurice's widow. He didnt survive his bout with cancer four years ago. It was a super rare and super aggressive one. Yes, Jim is fantastic! Take care of each other. ❤️💕

    • @nicktrub
      @nicktrub Před rokem +3

      Me too

    • @UncleKauffee
      @UncleKauffee Před 11 měsíci +4

      I looked into it… it turns out that laughter isn’t even medicine at all…
      let’s not encourage canceling chemo in order to watch Comedy Central just yet. (Hey buddy, I like Comedy Central)

    • @ColocasiaCorm
      @ColocasiaCorm Před 5 měsíci

      What…?

    • @deannadeleon1882
      @deannadeleon1882 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Totally believe in this

  • @tinlizziestudios4344
    @tinlizziestudios4344 Před 2 lety +507

    I introduced Jim Gaffigan to my Aunt while we were driving home from a vacation. She was driving and laughing so hard we almost crashed twice. I kid you not. We were actually grateful there was a car back up for miles so we could take our time, listen to Jim, and not have a wreck. Since then, when I pass an accident, I wonder...were they listening to Jim too?

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang Před 2 lety +8

      It is entirely possible. I hope so, and not that they were texting and driving!

    • @joeyzuber117
      @joeyzuber117 Před 2 lety +10

      The best time to listen to him is when you drive. His jokes are short and simple and they are easy to follow while paying attention to traffic! Glad you're Aunt liked him.

    • @poltronafrau
      @poltronafrau Před 2 lety +5

      I would love to be introduced to Jim gaffigan too!

    • @kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682
      @kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682 Před 2 lety +2

      I like him gaffigan

    • @mattjames4978
      @mattjames4978 Před rokem +8

      lol. You mean you introduced your auntie to Jim, not the other way round - but I know what you mean.

  • @randybeans1984
    @randybeans1984 Před 2 lety +77

    3:08 -8:08 that 5 minute bacon rant was a work of art

    • @lamontmelrose7640
      @lamontmelrose7640 Před rokem +3

      Classic set. Ranks up there with Carlin, Seinfeld, Manisalco, and Wright

  • @zacktalbot9874
    @zacktalbot9874 Před 3 lety +171

    I can’t handle this dude some nights he has me gasping for air. Legend

  • @lawschoolpro
    @lawschoolpro Před 3 lety +443

    I saw jim in New Orleans, and nearly died laughing. This brought it all back. Without a doubt one of the best comedians of all time.

    • @annemarieRN8
      @annemarieRN8 Před 3 lety +8

      He’s awesome live!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 3 lety +11

      He is awesome and clean, that's difficult to find now a days.

    • @amywalker3647
      @amywalker3647 Před 3 lety +5

      Definitely one of the best, if not the best comedians in the business. He’s hilarious.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet Před 3 lety +2

      I would love to see him live.
      But seriously, Let's get Cooking is definitely my favorite Gaffigan quarantine bit.

    • @lawschoolpro
      @lawschoolpro Před 3 lety +3

      @@iluvdissheet I’ll have to check it out. I’m sure it’s funny as hell.

  • @frankcastrogiovanni9271
    @frankcastrogiovanni9271 Před 2 lety +271

    Jim is the only comedian I know that nobody hates…always hilarious

    • @spitflamez
      @spitflamez Před 2 lety +2

      #FACTS

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang Před 2 lety +11

      I'm afraid you might not be up to speed on that....

    • @frankcastrogiovanni9271
      @frankcastrogiovanni9271 Před 2 lety +1

      @@linshanhsiang what do you mean?

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang Před 2 lety +1

      @@frankcastrogiovanni9271 There's all those ...magats.. who said they were through with him after he had the temerity to express his disgust at the former president's behavior.

    • @frankcastrogiovanni9271
      @frankcastrogiovanni9271 Před 2 lety +2

      @@linshanhsiang ohh…that’s stupid.. even though trump is hilarious himself… but i can’t wait for everyone to wake up and realize the media uses politics and negativity to brain wash us and turn us against each other lol turn off the news and turn on the comedy

  • @TimBailey859
    @TimBailey859 Před 3 lety +145

    My kids run around the house singing "Hot Pockets". Keep speaking your mind!

    • @kellietaylor9913
      @kellietaylor9913 Před 2 lety +3

      Hot pockets is awesome my bf never heard it and I couldn't believe someone could not know hot pockets how could u not u live under a rock or something

  • @philiphema2678
    @philiphema2678 Před 3 lety +173

    This guy's humor doesn't rely on shock language and in a funny way reflects who we are. I love the alter ego voice , too. Very funny!

    • @london_james
      @london_james Před 3 lety +5

      Clean and funny. Great comedy

    • @Steven-qc2sz
      @Steven-qc2sz Před 3 lety +1

      It's a shame he isn't really like that.

    • @johndrowe5281
      @johndrowe5281 Před 3 lety +1

      Steven ❓

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg Před 3 lety +5

      It's not an alter ego voice; he is channeling the audience. Unless you mean the high pitched voice he does during the bacon bit.

    • @sushiyamaster989
      @sushiyamaster989 Před 3 lety

      Just like good old Bill Cosby.

  • @justgno4242
    @justgno4242 Před 3 lety +60

    "go ahead & stuff the potato with 20 sticks of butter" "well I'm on a diet" .."okay, make it 19" 😆

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 Před 3 lety +59

    All of Jim’s bits are funny but the bacon bits are the best!😀

  • @PattyPixels-Velez
    @PattyPixels-Velez Před 3 lety +53

    You are my favorite comedian. Thank you for bringing happiness to my life. Pandemic, wild fires, and riots are not a great thing to find online, but I prefer to watch or listen to your jokes. You are the best therapy a retired veteran can have. Please, never stop.

  • @chrismults1500
    @chrismults1500 Před rokem +25

    Best comedian to take the stage. Jim’s humour is genius, well delivered & roll on the floor hilarious 😂 He doesn’t curse, just incredibly witty ❤

    • @chiendinh-je2xi
      @chiendinh-je2xi Před 8 měsíci

      Agree, Jim and his wife work hard on their research.

  • @FailingArtist
    @FailingArtist Před 3 lety +101

    I’m a vegan and I love meat jokes lol
    I find humor in lots of stuff. Especially your humor! I die every time

    • @gushutchinson8758
      @gushutchinson8758 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm a vegan too and I don't mind it when people take the piss,which is regularly, but I still want people to get informed.
      You have to make a sustained search to find,in this case the life and death of pigs in factory farming.
      A lot of people who face the facts do try to give up meat.
      To witness a sow suckling her kids on concrete, unable to turn, to see what a captive bolt does when it doesn't quite work ...even worse is watching a badly stunned pig being dipped,head first into boiling water to make it easier to move the hairs.
      I guess most vegans had a last straw moment .
      Education and information is key but also deliberately kept from view.
      I remember watching the "animals film " I think in the late 70s and just about everyone who saw it was moved enough to go vegan.
      This guy it strikes me is not somebody who has looked into the horrific truth about a pigs life and death .
      Change is possible
      I think seeing is believing...but knowledge of the industrial process has to be self taught.
      The farmers the food companies and the government will never be into full disclosure .
      How we laughed!

    • @aribethneverwinter4632
      @aribethneverwinter4632 Před 2 lety +2

      Ditto 🤣

    • @christinaFaith84
      @christinaFaith84 Před 2 lety

      Typical vegan. First thing said "I'm vegan ". 😆😆😆😆

    • @ivsbanks
      @ivsbanks Před rokem

      SAME😂

  • @Catrell
    @Catrell Před rokem +14

    I'm not saying he doesn't get his due but I still think Jim is seriously underrated.

  • @lindseymontigue3017
    @lindseymontigue3017 Před 3 lety +132

    literally my favorite comic. i own your tv show on dvd and my whole family loves it. you’re hilarious!

  • @sittingbythepool
    @sittingbythepool Před 2 lety +29

    Favorite comedian hands down! I never get tired of watching these videos

  • @TheGigiparce0
    @TheGigiparce0 Před 3 lety +42

    My wife and I saw him live in Colombia where we live, it was the last time we were in a room full of people not wearing masks. Will treasure that memory forever, Jim’s the best!

  • @branchsnapper2228
    @branchsnapper2228 Před 3 lety +109

    Keep em coming Jim, thanks for keeping our spirits up during this difficult time

  • @seanaxner4093
    @seanaxner4093 Před 2 lety +48

    He is absolutely hilarious. Love his comedy

  • @emmiebl6605
    @emmiebl6605 Před 3 lety +22

    I’m a vegan and I totally love Jim’s meaty jokes!
    KEVIN HOTDOG! 🤣

  • @jesseolson9879
    @jesseolson9879 Před 2 lety +9

    I love his stand up. He don't need to sware all the time

  • @heyjude1101
    @heyjude1101 Před 2 lety +25

    I'm so glad your covid shut in skits came into my queue, I click off the news and listen to you and the world is better again. Thank you, Jim!

  • @MichaelIrish
    @MichaelIrish Před 3 lety +21

    Tears of joy and spirit and mirth.
    Comedy had its goldmine upon Gaffigan's birth.

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 Před 2 lety +16

    Everything about Jim Gaffigan is precious to me 🥰

  • @fazergazer
    @fazergazer Před 3 lety +22

    Watching Jim Gaffigan is like taking a ride on the World’s Best Rollercoaster!! Yay Bacon!!

  • @mrslvw
    @mrslvw Před 3 lety +18

    The intro ad was HOT POCKETS- lmfao!!!!

  • @devilpig6
    @devilpig6 Před 2 lety +7

    I love comedy but always find myself sifting through material... You're the only guy who consistently nails it... Any clip, any show, every bit is always just pure entertainment... Thank you for that...

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 Před 3 lety +6

    One of the best stand up comics of all time.

  • @williameichner7177
    @williameichner7177 Před 3 lety +80

    Thank you Jim you're making a difference

    • @j.s.connolly8579
      @j.s.connolly8579 Před 3 lety +1

      HERE HERE!!! Don't SAY IT... SING IT!!!
      I SECOND and THIRD THAT!

    • @brentbundy9780
      @brentbundy9780 Před 3 lety

      Very well said- Brent Bundy Ridegump

    • @kellietaylor9913
      @kellietaylor9913 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes I fourth this!!! I was trying to find a way to say what this meant to all of us Jim taking Time every day to do a video for us it's not making him millions he's doing it for us we love u jim and all that money u and your family raised for NYC teaching ur kids to give back every celebrity to take a lesson from u Jim Gaffigan

  • @rodstinson537
    @rodstinson537 Před 3 lety +17

    Yeah, I only watched this a few hundred times,and still hilarious 😂,

  • @luckythree553
    @luckythree553 Před rokem +4

    Thanks so very much for sharing your gift. And supporting so many during challenging times with insight & compassion apparent in your wonderful humor. Bless you & your family.

  • @lolhai6430
    @lolhai6430 Před rokem +4

    Jim gaffigan is like the best comedian ever

  • @motherfromwayback
    @motherfromwayback Před rokem +7

    You are definitely one of the best comedians out there.
    Your role on the 70's show is classic.

  • @roostercogburn6469
    @roostercogburn6469 Před 3 lety +30

    Jim you are funny as hell! I love your spontaneity, your facial expressions, voices and analogies. Performing as if you are an audience member is truly epic!
    LOVE YOUR COMEDY!

  • @d.taygray1250
    @d.taygray1250 Před 2 lety +13

    Jim is absolutely hilarious !! The "inner voice", or rather, what I visualize as some random woman in the audience speaking to her husband, is so unique and the best of all !! I laugh just thinking about it. 😂😂😂

  • @luisetorres5760
    @luisetorres5760 Před 3 lety +17

    Idk but other comedians make me laugh only few times maybe or almost not laugh. This guy had me laughing the whole show!

  • @tomcavanaugh7042
    @tomcavanaugh7042 Před 3 lety +57

    "How many bacon jokes is this guy gonna do?" More Please!

    • @twinsnsingles
      @twinsnsingles Před 3 lety +1

      “I mean I like bacon but C’MONNNN!”

  • @t.estable3856
    @t.estable3856 Před 3 lety +8

    Speaking as a Canadian, that last joke slayed me.

  • @aldomaddox6499
    @aldomaddox6499 Před 3 lety +33

    Take that, Lipitor! That's hilarious.

  • @Codman333
    @Codman333 Před 3 lety +20

    I love you Jim you seem completely neutral. God bless you and your family.

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC Před 3 lety +38

    I'm so hungry now but can't stop laughing to order a burger, aaah!

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 Před 3 lety +17

    Every time I hear Jim talk about steak it makes me want one so bad!

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 Před 3 lety +60

    You give your animals such cute personalities in your jokes...that I’m going to be a vegetarian !

  • @296jacqi
    @296jacqi Před 3 lety +17

    12:06 I know it’s lunch, but I want breakfast AND diabetes.
    I died. 😂 🤣

  • @661Justice
    @661Justice Před 2 lety +6

    I'm stuck at home with Covid but it is Jim who is making me gasp for air.

  • @jonathandelgado8253
    @jonathandelgado8253 Před 3 lety +13

    BRILLIANT Jim! Welcome to the Carnivore tribe! Keep the meaty jokes coming. And Veggie jokes too!

  • @vwiggins1847
    @vwiggins1847 Před 3 lety +37

    Jim is too funny!!!

  • @thomasfields9804
    @thomasfields9804 Před 3 lety +13

    “Your gonna kill me??”
    “OH IT’S GONNA GET A LOT WORSE”

  • @trolltothebank
    @trolltothebank Před 3 lety +27

    Just thank you so much for posting daily 😂 ❤️

  • @PeterCombs
    @PeterCombs Před 3 lety +12

    I strongly recommend roasting a small Tenderloin with Hollandaise sauce for breakfast with an Egg or two and bacon on the side. Years ago I was in Patagonia and loved how they served sirloin steaks for breakfast with THREE Eggs on top, it was heaven.

    • @Squidman91
      @Squidman91 Před 3 lety +2

      This doesn’t sound as good on paper, but scramble three eggs and while they’re cooking mix in chopped white onions, green apple chunks, sausage and bacon and top off with shredded cheddar jack😋

  • @opensage01
    @opensage01 Před rokem +6

    Great jokes. Truly talented comedian. One of the best for sure in my book. I put you in my top tier list of Red Skelton, Bill Cosby, and Brian Regan. Thanks for sharing these great jokes, they made me laugh a lot. Your delivery is always great.

  • @SephiraSe
    @SephiraSe Před 2 lety +1

    Turkey..."you're gonna kill me, oh no it's gonna get worse".....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xenodarsh3475
    @xenodarsh3475 Před 3 lety +5

    You has the voice of a bacon angel! Nothing but love for you sir!

  • @poledancer8083
    @poledancer8083 Před 3 lety +12

    Thank you for including vegetarians who are not offended by meat jokes! I mean some of us vegetarians have a sense of humor too.

  • @jeanneroy1494
    @jeanneroy1494 Před 3 lety +13

    You are such a welcomed relief at the end of the day! Thank you & yours for the daily belly laugh! 🙏🏼

  • @marinaruiz5571
    @marinaruiz5571 Před 3 lety +5

    Thanks Jim. I laugh at your jokes all the way from Argentina. Best comedian ever.

  • @firstnamelastname-zo5gd
    @firstnamelastname-zo5gd Před 3 lety +18

    "i can see how you want to be offended, but there's no reason." LOL!

  • @mickisimon93
    @mickisimon93 Před 4 měsíci +1

    As a devout Catholic I find your Catholic jokes ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
    Keep the comin'
    PS You are unbelievably lucky to have a praying wife and mother for your children

  • @cliffordyawn2787
    @cliffordyawn2787 Před 3 lety +15

    Bacon smells so good and even tastes better

  • @Beardlythekind
    @Beardlythekind Před 7 měsíci +2

    These comedy compilations really helped through the pandemic. Thanks a lot dude

  • @TechWizMaster
    @TechWizMaster Před 3 lety +3

    i LOVE those best of...if you watch em all, you've seen all the shows at the end hehe...
    but of course i've seen them all multiple time, huge fan...MUCH love from canada JIM!@

  • @sabaton5fdpfan066
    @sabaton5fdpfan066 Před 3 lety +8

    I had Kielbasa while watching this video. The timing couldn't have been any better

  • @AshleySullivan-ws1xj
    @AshleySullivan-ws1xj Před 6 měsíci +1

    JIM, please don't ever STOP!!! KEEP IT COMING!!! NEVERMIND, what others may say! Your Lord Gaffigan! Ruler of Fruitful, Honest, Everyday real life humor! Your original and straightforward!!!

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky Před 3 lety +7

    “Bucket. Isn’t that how we feed farm animals?” Genius 👏

  • @cristea9429
    @cristea9429 Před 3 lety +20

    I’m a vegan but I still appreciate your meat jokes!

  • @larskjar
    @larskjar Před 3 lety +6

    The treasures of the norse gods specifically includes a pig who regenerates when bacon if cut from it. It, along with the goat from which you can milk mead, which never runs dry, is why Valhalla is the reward for a life well liveeld.

  • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
    @user-sl8dg8ph9v Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jim Gaffigan is the best thing since sliced bread due to the fact i can play his standup while doing housework and dont have to worry about the kids hearing it. I love all kinds of comedy, even when they have foul language or jokes, but i cant pkay that kind of comedy with the fam around. That makes Jim my first go to as a stay at home Mom & stepmom.

  • @peteschreiber9517
    @peteschreiber9517 Před 3 lety +21

    Great fun as always. Jim, I love Christmas time, and would love for you to make fun about everything related to Christmas. I would get a kick out of it because I enjoy laughing even if it is against something I like. I know you can make me laugh. Thanks Jim.

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang Před 2 lety

      Haven't you seen him doing the drunk guy bringing a pine tree into the house? Xmas traditions created by a drunk guy ...and Jim does a fabulous drunk guy!

  • @SpinDash
    @SpinDash Před 3 lety +315

    I didn’t have “Jim Gaffigan becomes a CZcamsr who releases daily videos” on my 2020 bingo card, but I’m not complaining!

  • @aranjenkins2627
    @aranjenkins2627 Před 3 lety +46

    Jim do you ever get tired of ‘standing up?’ I’m surprised you haven’t come up with a whole ‘sitting down’ comedy thing.... 🤣

  • @lauragiordano8514
    @lauragiordano8514 Před 3 lety +2

    Thank you, thank you, thank you. Can't name a favorite...You brighten my days throughout this insanity...

  • @daviddyrland
    @daviddyrland Před 3 lety +7

    Love your comedy! You are the best!

  • @redeagle9312
    @redeagle9312 Před 3 lety +10

    Jim, you are the best!! Appreciate it.

  • @stephaniev70
    @stephaniev70 Před 3 lety +3

    You are so hysterical!! Thanks for all the laughs!!!

  • @jbreezy5959
    @jbreezy5959 Před 2 lety +7

    Bless you Jim, love your comedy. Thanks for keeping us laughing 😅. ❤

  • @mookyyzed2216
    @mookyyzed2216 Před 3 lety +6

    Gonna be so great to see you back on the road. I hope this pandemic gets under control soon. We need to get into the theaters for this live.

  • @cristinehulse1526
    @cristinehulse1526 Před 2 lety +5

    I love your humor!! You make me laugh and smile!!

  • @rasui80
    @rasui80 Před 3 lety +6

    Love these videos Jim, thanks so much

  • @NjorogeGATEITEI
    @NjorogeGATEITEI Před 11 měsíci +1

    I like when he makes a commentary of his own jokes. This guy is awesome.
    I watched him once on an Aifrance flight, had to look for him afterwards. Very funny dude 😊

  • @dangonpoop
    @dangonpoop Před 3 lety +6

    I've watched this tuns of times. Still makes hungry.

  • @twoboysmom7423
    @twoboysmom7423 Před 3 lety +37

    To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon :-)

  • @Siggi395
    @Siggi395 Před 10 měsíci

    Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan... two of the best stand up today. Not a vulgar word in their act, no mention of the colour of their skin.... jokes that make you think.. "I'm not a strict vegan, I eat beef and pork". GENIUS!!!!

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 Před 2 lety +2

    Jim I like your comedy about as much as you love bacon. I’ve heard these routines many times and they still put me in a really good mood. Thanks Jim wishing you and the family all the best.

  • @retiredmarine7146
    @retiredmarine7146 Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks Jim, I needed what your doing! I love to "Laugh"

  • @avidnongetit8710
    @avidnongetit8710 Před 2 lety +1

    Love you dude. Definitely not offended by any of your jokes...I always get them...says a lot about me...

  • @thatoneguy1477
    @thatoneguy1477 Před 3 lety +3

    Thank you, your videos make every day better

  • @ronniewright6639
    @ronniewright6639 Před 2 lety +1

    Best comedian ever!!

  • @jhors7777
    @jhors7777 Před 3 lety +4

    Love you and respect you Jim!

  • @marcostorres7125
    @marcostorres7125 Před rokem +1

    Thank you so much I enjoy laughing to everyone of your jokes and in my experience of many comedians you're my number 1

  • @rayejohn79rj11
    @rayejohn79rj11 Před 3 lety +6

    When I'm sad Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh again

  • @paulfickinger4740
    @paulfickinger4740 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the bologna with olives! I will now forever ask for one by saying a baloney sandwich, dirty!

  • @nicolelaliberte9947
    @nicolelaliberte9947 Před 3 lety +1

    Love it thank you 😘

  • @Mercurychyld1
    @Mercurychyld1 Před 2 lety +1

    Jim, you are truly one of the best! God bless. ☺️😁🌹👏🏽

  • @annabell3385
    @annabell3385 Před 2 lety +1

    I still remember a headline on a magazine from decades ago that said, "Kevin Bacon sizzles."

  • @AnnieWarbux
    @AnnieWarbux Před 3 lety +1

    😅Hilarious!!
    Too relatable!!😂🤣
    Thanks for the compilations! I wish we had more of 'em from other artists!

  • @smoothlight3567
    @smoothlight3567 Před 3 lety +6

    Love this! ....... Me going down memory lane : ‘Member the days we could afford bacon? Hey, me to 😂

  • @sez1742
    @sez1742 Před 2 lety +2

    Discovered your comedy in 08…..I died laughing then! Watched your Amazon material - same outcome. You sir are hilarious!!!

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 Před rokem +1

    The Kobe beef section had me in stitches!

  • @louisbuzzi869
    @louisbuzzi869 Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks for the jokes Jim, appreciate the effort.

  • @josephyork4175
    @josephyork4175 Před 3 lety +7

    Pork is addictive. While stationed in the Panama Canal Zone, a soldier paddled a raft (by himself - idiot)to a small island off the coast. His intent was to spearfish but he saw a pig in the jungle. Tried to kill it with his spear gun. The pig had him treed for three days even with the spear stuck in his side. The pig finally left. The soldier escaped and eventually got back to base. He was fined for being AWOL (away with out leave). Gladly paid the fine. Shuffled off to the Mess Hall (where soldiers eat) and had some BACON Revenge.