Mayonnaise, Informally mayo Is a thick cold sauce or dressing commonly used in sandwiches, hamburgers, composed salads, and on french fries. It also forms the base for many other sauces such as tartar sauce, remoulade, salsa golf and rouiIIe. Mayonaise is an emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice, there are many variants using additional flavorings. the color varies from near white to pale yellow, and its texture from a light cream to a thick gel. It is also used as an instrument, in all cultures across the world, most notably the mariana trench.
Now repeat these everyday and you can survive your whole life without money Edit : u can literally get light from fire, cook from fire, boil water, get warmth.
0:20 cookie on the pigeons DON IT EAT 1:00 farming arena fields (POLAND) 1:05 rose hip fruits 🌹 1:10 goji berry 1:18 nettle leaves 1:25 burdeck root 1:36 apple sakura trees 2:03 sunflower 🌻 2:39 total solar ecilpse 🌑 2:50 daisy flower 2:54 rose tea and daisy 3:16 EW is worm of small 1.5 CM 3:34 caesar salad of nettle and burdeck 4:43 NO NO is cookie of gross out 5:18 making of fishing rod 5:40 fish sardine and blue 6:06 fish soup of burdeck and fish sardine 6:39 match box without matchstick 6:57 dried sunflower 7:57 feed of hamster 8:16 apple fish of burdeck fish nila and apples
This guy: sees a caterpillar This guy:awww cute Me :sees a caterpillar Also me: grabs the salt shaker a knife and a slipper Ultra instinct music in background Me again:time to die
How can I survive with 0 money? Breakfast: We have coffee in our house so only coffee Lunch: Will go to grandma and eat there Dinner: Screw that I don't eat dinner sometimes
“How to survive 1 day without money Uses heater, water, knifes, chopping boards, fishing line and shovels, boul, knifes, electricity, hair dryer, frying pans, plates, forks and knifes, cups
Sliviki:“We see a magpie catching frog and eating it” Me:”ok he is gonna catch either the frog or the magpie” No frogs was to be seen in the rest in the video... I thought he would have went to catch the frog
You can get cooking tools freely as well Light and cooking area: fire from sticks Fresh water: get water from river, purify using leaf and cooking area Knife: bang a stick with rock Salt: did you finish pure water? You get salt as well.
He didn't spend anything that's the thought of the video. He was able to use all his resources and make a very entertaining video. The animals are so cute.
2:39 Slivki: "Suddenly We noticed Flying Ducks." *Pulls Out a Hunting Rifle* Also Here's this Slivki: "We also Brought This caterpillar." *See's Vains* Slivki: "..." *Cuts open and Eats*
How to survive in Russia for zero dollars:
1. Don't die
sounds like stalin giving advice to live in a communist society but okay
/gamemode c
Woah thx man
Wow dude ure so clever
@@hinzlim9166 Ну да, это на самом деле Сталин дает совет коммунистическое общество.
Little girl: Haha! I love feeding the birds!
Silviki show host: *runs out of bushes and grabs biscuits then runs back*
Little girl:
Oh that's a big bird!!!
*ok I am out.*
Fart
Gavin Janer slivki*
pikachu :o
Why are u so alone ima be friends
I would just do what Boris taught me: Go to babushka's house and say the magic words " fridge is empty, haven't eat in 20min "
That way babushka will make you a giant soup
@@khaleduelchowdhury4012 who's Babushka
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD babushka is the russian way to say grandma
Have u seen Artyom birthday party 😀 in Life of Boris channel
@@Reyfan601 yes😊😊
"We noticed flying ducks! That means they're flying somewhere."
*Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor*
Also, water is wet
Lmao
Ye water is wet.
Waters technically not wet
GER Gaming well then syrup isn’t sticky then
IN SOVIET RUSSIA
*BIRD FEEDS YOU*
It Ukraine
He from Ukrainian
ik. it's just a meme xd and he said in russia
Lol thats a good one 🤙😂😂🤣
@Deus Vult Its Ukrainian
"We noticed flying ducks! that means they're flying somewhere." You learn something new everyday.
Lmao😆
xD
true. *i wish there was a big nose emoji******
Am the only idiot who thought that he'll go duck hunting ?
Wolf Dude no
Mayonnaise, Informally mayo Is a thick cold sauce or dressing commonly used in sandwiches, hamburgers, composed salads, and on french fries. It also forms the base for many other sauces such as tartar sauce, remoulade, salsa golf and rouiIIe. Mayonaise is an emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice, there are many variants using additional flavorings. the color varies from near white to pale yellow, and its texture from a light cream to a thick gel. It is also used as an instrument, in all cultures across the world, most notably the mariana trench.
I know that feeling
Yes XD
Haha or a free loader. Literally everyone can survive on zero money for a day... idk what he's going on about.
ok, didn’t we all?
Sylar_Vxbes
So thanks them before you cant do it😕
Imagine seeing a guy with a camera scare off a pigeon, take its food, then run away
Oh boy!
You don't know how many college students you just saved
Food poisoned*
Well, she died
@@dailytofu7060 ?
@gaming with shrey Most of the food is vegetables so your good
Im still living on dis to dis day
0:36
"oh, he will catch those pigeon, nice try for protein intake, it would be a feast..."
*GRAB BISCUIT*
"never mind, go ahead"
Lol I *thot* that too
20iq after 10 scomds -100 iq
so there are twists..
@@foopx no
@@decomposingbody why not?
The next day headline: “Russian man attacked by swarm of birds after stealing cookies”.
Ty for 8 likes
10 likes
15
Underrated comment
Bruh this is my favorite comment now
26
Imagine you're feeding some birds and some rusian dude take a biscuit from the ground a ran.
Kinda stolen ngl
@@rendergreninja_9837 Some people can think the same thing and do the same think don't call it unoriginal or copied
@@metalguy7639 ok then next time if you see someone copied your comment accept it
@@realm0dev515 Exactly
Funniest thing I saw today
How to save money when you're low on food
Go to Grandma's house.
Babuska*
@@Cristian-vn5zr and deduska gives you money
That is roith
Grandma ded
@@resham9914 babushka alive
Now repeat these everyday and you can survive your whole life without money
Edit : u can literally get light from fire, cook from fire, boil water, get warmth.
How about bills
Lol
Tuyen Nguyen
OUTSIDE!
I think you forgot about gas, electricity water, and more.
Oh yaa
"pigeons are big and well fat"
ohh he will hunt pigeon
reality: stole biscuit from little girl
😆
Well fat or well fed
”an empty stomach is the best chef” - Boris, cooking with Boris
Da told u
He's absolutely right.
You know you're super broke when you're in college and you watching this
Prep school xd
@@w.m.d.9473 what
@Ms Bubble 【Nightcore】 ok thx 👍
Bruh sorry I'm litterly in 3rd grade but sorry I'm on mom's account ...
Oof
Iym
In
Pwimawy
Bird: *Happily eating biscuits*
**Man Steals Biscuits**
Bird: *Am I a joke to you*
Mr Magerz it’s spelled birb
No it's like this
Grandma: *give biscuit*
Bird: *eat*
Man: *steal biscuit*
Grandma: *am I a joke to you*
Not DDM
i saw this joke coming from far away
Mr Magerz when I eat biscuit they still it
3:19 In Russia,this caterpillar would say:
*i d i n a h u i !*
Ла
Россия
Joke im not Russian
Ла, ла
I thought it was blyat
Girl:feeds birds
sliviki ahow: 5 SECOND RULE!!!
ahow
Fans of wimpy kid is all here
Ahow
*Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*
Dallas A Official LOOOOOLLLL HAHAHAHAHAH XD
Tnx for the likes😱
*Bear Grylls wants to know your location*
😂😂
That's a lot of likes this is first time
Me: *Throws Biscuit for Pidgeons*
*See's man running and stealing biscuit*
Me: oh ok ._.
@@powerflame u can say pidgeon too...Pidgeon is a surname from an archaic spelling of pigeon
LOL
You should throw biscuits at homelesses they need it more.
"You need any help man?"
@@ivanavukovic570 *say, and also you stole that from wikipedia
This is it the channel im looking for since i was a kid
same
"Stefan is small, and won't fill me." OH NO, THATS NOOOO-
how to survive with 0 dollars:
step 1: steal vodka from store
step 2: drink vodka
step 3: wake up the next day
Lol
Step 1: steal vodka from store
Step 2: got caught and beat up to death
Step 3: wake up the next life
Step 4: repeat
Life of every russian
Life of every Russian
How to survive 1 day without money I would
Sleep the whole day
Same lol
Ofc 😂
Guessed it before clicking "more"
I guess the way our minds work is quite similiar :p
Thats one way.
200iq
next up the one we all need,
"surviving a day with debt"
"now take The cookies that we stole from pidgeons" 😂
Now do this every time you want to save money for your gaming pc
Lol
Lol
Lol
lol my wife took the kids
@@swagzza1048 lol darn karen she stole me money xD
Next video: How to survive and get paid for it.
isn't that technically bear grylls ?
@@yukido42 Gold reply
@@joylolly4458 its a reply not a comment
Get a job?
@@alegendthateatsbreakfastat5215 it's a comment not a reply
0:20 cookie on the pigeons DON IT EAT
1:00 farming arena fields (POLAND)
1:05 rose hip fruits 🌹
1:10 goji berry
1:18 nettle leaves
1:25 burdeck root
1:36 apple sakura trees
2:03 sunflower 🌻
2:39 total solar ecilpse 🌑
2:50 daisy flower
2:54 rose tea and daisy
3:16 EW is worm of small 1.5 CM
3:34 caesar salad of nettle and burdeck
4:43 NO NO is cookie of gross out
5:18 making of fishing rod
5:40 fish sardine and blue
6:06 fish soup of burdeck and fish sardine
6:39 match box without matchstick
6:57 dried sunflower
7:57 feed of hamster
8:16 apple fish of burdeck fish nila and apples
"soup is really good, and even edible" i'd hope its edible, otherwise i would'nt eat it
Man:*steals birds food*
Bird:*gives him a life threatening bird disease*
*right back at ya buckaroo*
Who else watched this video this month
Instead of a bird it may have been a bat and the disease may be a virus...........wow your comment aged well in 2020 -_-
' *A life threatening bird disease* '
BRUH HER GROWING WINS
Water Gang holy
@@blonker5630 can you predict time my man?
“Just chew and swallow”
That’s the definition of eating mah man
Khairul anwar Ismail ooo
How to survive without any money
Muslims: ez dubs
Muslims again: ill wait for Ramadhan
Muslims in ramadhan: I'll just drink water and eat dates
@@zakiplays6807 u can’t drink water in Ramadan
@@declancheong8836 IK
ZBRW
"among those sticks was once arrived head with seeds"
"yay"
People that live in large cities: "No. Can't do that."
Just eat plastic bags
grinding the biscuit which was picked up off the ground to make sure that every part of the veggies could be well seasoned with bacteria
Not to mention it also has bird saliva
The better, cleaner recipe is not to use the biscuits at all
ikr
Bird saliva is a delicacy at my country. It is served as soup.
alfredo sauce tastes good
Yeah I have tried that. Its jelly like and its expensive.
Step 1:
Go to babushkas house
Step 2:
Say"fridge is empty"
Growtopia player?
Realetabel
@@Salo0419 i play gt :D
@@lpocius But you still a noob to me
Life of Boris :))
I remember watching this as a kid.. So much nostalgia for some reason 😂
"soup is really good, and even edible" lmao. So it could have been tasty but not edible.
well lemon pledge smells good, but you’ll die if you drink it 💀
Mm so tast-AARRG BLEEGH
(If its good and not edible)
poor people: *heavy breathing*
I'm dying here😂😂😂😂
More like *DEEP BREATHING*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How to survive without money?
Answer: just buy everything the day before and use no money the next day
Wow i liked this 4 month ago
Smort
100 IQ
@@joshuathomas2505 1000iq*
R/TechnicallyTheTruth
3:22
When you thought caterpillars were innocent
He wants vodka or nothing
This guy: sees a caterpillar
This guy:awww cute
Me :sees a caterpillar
Also me: grabs the salt shaker a knife and a slipper
Ultra instinct music in background
Me again:time to die
Dude who could dislike your comment😂
@@lukashypergg3429 thanks 😂
Caterpillar: Why is there boss music?
*_Pretty much a guide at being homeless_*
I want to subscribe but you have 69 subs
Nah he got pot and pans,and running water.
Let me answer to two question,
Your name: no
Your comment: no
but what kind of homeless has a competer to watch this
@@damin-games6083 the local library
Aight
_time to eat grass_
Yea since grass is edible
@@reallordofmygirl4859 it's technically not, it can make you sick
how to become a vegan 101
Damn it's been 5 years time do fly fast miss your old content but keep up the good work
This is one of my favorite videos.
Do more of these please.
3:22 Never thought you would edit swear words into your videos lol
😂
Me neither lol
yeah i was kinda surprised too! haha
Me same
Same
Teacher: Start studying or youll have no money and starve!
Slivki: Hold my money. Also you can keep it.
LoL
@@faarisshaukatali8266 fish brotherrrr
Nostalgic, came back to this video after so long again
That’s sounds good ngl, lol I wanna try it xD
Next up : Surviving with debts
lmao, just loan more money and promise to pay back it later
Lol
Lol 😂 🤣
Jun July Channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Steals cookies from bird*
Wait, that's illegal
1j hi sjs
Man feeding man?
"If you get better, it will be faster" lmao
3:22
When Russian CZcams don’t know F word is a curse word be like:
OH-
How to survive?
EAT PIDGEON
No u
@@samgumboc823 *TRIGGERED*
Oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah brother we are the strongest oh yeah yeah
@@samgumboc823 can I eat u :3 bc I'm a cat so I eat birds
Man don't have one dollar but has all essential kitchen utensils and also hair drier and oven😂
Paycheck ran out
@@toasthead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
He said how to eat without money, not without a house
What if he had them before but he got broke lmfao
Shhhh dont ruin it
I found your channel again after 2016 I’m so glad
I miss this guy's voice the new videos have someone else voice over this guy seem so energetic
Lmao just do /gamemode creative and choose your food
Hah noob! Use /give @s cooked_chicken 64
@@ezekielshorizon6 Hah noobs go rob a village
@@simeso hella pillager looking ass
This is reality not a game, idiot.
@Russian Adidas r/whoosh
This guy is actually doing some good stuff on CZcams
Thats what I've been saying, it's like so interesting and chill.
too much work, better ask for changes or trade sex for food..
Problem is that this vid is clickbait
@@alexpepper127 Where do you see clickbait?
He have official channel with 10mil subscribers.Just type Slivki Show without space.(SlivkiShow)
“Only sticks left”
A second later they find a sunflower head
His Asian parants: Great, and now do it in the winter!
How can I survive with 0 money?
Breakfast:
We have coffee in our house so only coffee
Lunch:
Will go to grandma and eat there
Dinner:
Screw that I don't eat dinner sometimes
I only eat if i want to
@@asdasdsadApdsjkkoajkbhdiajkds Rob a groccery store, either escape with food or get caught and eat prison food
@@Adam_Lonneborg hmmm smort
Sleep for dinner
Oop~ da grandma can cook for me for 1 week
Epic hack: eat the day before
Oh ma g ad
Le epicccc
I was thinking too eat at 12:00 at night for 59 minutes
😂😂😂
3:21 I laughed so hard at this for a PG channel
“How to survive 1 day without money
Uses heater, water, knifes, chopping boards, fishing line and shovels, boul, knifes, electricity, hair dryer, frying pans, plates, forks and knifes, cups
You don't have those things in your home?
U forgot one: oven
@jasper u know a heater? And electri ory
Sliviki:“We see a magpie catching frog and eating it”
Me:”ok he is gonna catch either the frog or the magpie”
No frogs was to be seen in the rest in the video...
I thought he would have went to catch the frog
Doesn't catch pigeons because people might notice.
STEALS BISCUITS THROWN BY A KID!!!!
John Well you gotta do shit to survive mate
Steals the kid and eats the kid
3:22 lmao 😂 u never thought he would not curse
You can get cooking tools freely as well
Light and cooking area: fire from sticks
Fresh water: get water from river, purify using leaf and cooking area
Knife: bang a stick with rock
Salt: did you finish pure water? You get salt as well.
This should be considered as a motivational video about why you should study, work and earn money😂
Nobody:
Slivki show: *Catches goldfish and cooks them* “Fsh was really delicious!”
That was not a goldfish
@@kyoto3695 it was carp tho so same thing
@@irondragon9775 As a fishing geek im triggered it was a crucian
@@mrocelot5165 Oh sorry looked like a carp
I hate fish
Free food seemed better than my everyday food.
He didn't spend anything that's the thought of the video. He was able to use all his resources and make a very entertaining video. The animals are so cute.
5:42 "we get a small SHOWER..."
Lmao
As soon as I read this I heard that
Feather Family love YT SAME
Hehhehe shovel
Lol
Me: *looking at cat*
Cat: (chuckles) Im in danger
:whathefuck_emoji:
:clown:
asian?
Moew moew soup
So relatable
The bills:
*I am one step ahead of you.*
Now I feel good that public parks in my city have cherry trees and other food sources.
Man shows putting those poor version food in mouth
Plot twist: camera turned off and he spits them out😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lol!
@@funnyanimals7586 wut
Bruh
*jUsT OpEn tHe FrIdGe*
shit nigga
How about... eat the fridge
THIS BITCH EMPTY!
When you too extra to open the fridge
@@Luckyroses That's not the point, but I guess it was a joke.
Very good advice for People with One Day Millionaire Habit
That dirt seed separator is actually brilliant tho
Other title: *_How to be a professional homeless person_*
nah he ha stove, gas, clean water and utensils. Being homeless means you have very limited, if not none, of these facilities
"How to Survive 1 Day Without Money"
*eats food at home*
*XD*
U copied that ;-;
Fuck off
With tap water ,a pot ,strainers , knives,bowls and silverware 😆
Uses power and electronics
good tips for getting through the freaking no money day
btw the music is dansez for anyone who doesn’t know 3:45
Step 1
Drink vodka
Step 2
Stay at babuska (grandma) house all day
Step 1 : drink vodka
Step 2 : drink more vodka
Step 3 : drink even more vodka
You got steps in wrong order where would the vodka be?
SAVLlyful
Hahahahah
Im 100% sure u havent drank vodka in ur life
I always spend $0 bc I live with my parents
Elijah Sisamouth you are also 5 years old
@@why_vegan4601 dude don't me so toxic
@@why_vegan4601 yeah, so what. You can't get a job until 15
You don't even have a dollar
Actually.. your parent's money is also your money..
Brilliant!!! Living off the land!
6:50 soup is really good and even edible
3:22 that got me dead 😂😂😂
😂.
@@fangamer2206 ngh
2:39
Slivki: "Suddenly We noticed Flying Ducks."
*Pulls Out a Hunting Rifle*
Also Here's this
Slivki: "We also Brought This caterpillar."
*See's Vains*
Slivki: "..."
*Cuts open and Eats*
This is not wrong
The biscuits are probably gonna give me food poisoning
him: **stealing crackers from a pigeon**
Corona virus: ho ho
"Soup is really good, and even edible !"
Wait so you were planning to give us good but non-edible food ?
He just meant - it is a little bit delicious, so not disgusting to eat😂😂😂
Google translate doesn't translate correct sometimes))
How to survive without oxygen for a day
20% of human body is made up of oxygen, we won't even survive for 1 sec without oxygen
Periwinkle17 Ik it was a joke xD
Periwinkle17 r/wooosh
@@periwinkle1768 yes, I held my breath for 30 secs and still lived.
@@periwinkle1768 but if you hold it in it won't leave
I love the signature music he plays when he started cooking
Now this is quality content