"I'm pretty much fueled by caffeine and rage on a daily basis. Without them two I wouldn't make it through a work day" most underrated statement in the history of ever.
Safety Guy gonna learn real quick that caffeine is a moderator for the rage. No moderator, nothing to contain that rage. Like a nuclear reactor of rage without control rods, things are about to blow up in the Safety Guy's face.
He needs to remember Roscoe's strapped most of the time! Things could get real, real fast.! You just don't mess with the old timers! They'll hurt you bad. Seen it all, done it all still there after a hundred youngsters been and gone. You know you need to tread lightly. 😅👊💛
"i've already put the saftey man's tires on flat." i love the way he just says it like its a factory option just flip a switch and them bitches slash themselves.
"I'm pretty much fuelled by rage and caffeine" got me to my core 🤣 As a shop foreman this is one of the only places I can come for relatable content, never stop.
Who the Hell bans caffeine at work? Banning caffeine means banning coffee, and banning coffee would make the most timid and humble man in the plush office go into an apocalyptic fury. That Safety Guy got a death wish, I’m telling you right now.
What's funny is that caffeine, being a mild stimulant, will make your workers MORE efficient, and provided that they're not significantly overworked, safer and more awake.
Worked for a company that got a new plant manager. He thought free coffee was too expensive. They ended up getting rid of him and reinstating free coffee. You can’t work 60 hrs a week for years on end without caffeine.
“My guys are pulling 60 hour work weeks bringing in the money but I can’t afford free coffee to keep them going because someone who sits behind a desk made a pie chart.” typical new manager.
I don't care if I'm paid for 168 every week. I need my _____ to not take out 9 out of 10 people on the job site. It's a job, not probation and they don't care as long as they are paid.
@@olivernewton5512been on probation, we just know when to quit for a few days before reporting once a month, and let me tell you say the f**king hell out of the way during that "detox" time .
I know about a woman that secretly switched her husband coffee to decaf. His nerves were a wreck and he did not know what was going on. He was taking out the trash when the bag ripped. When cleaning up the mess he found a coffee bag labeled decaf. Seems she had been filling the coffee bag back up with decaf. He got so mad he left home for 3 weeks. She even came to my house looking for him. It all most ended their marriage. In fact it never has been the same between the two. I hate going over there to do work for him. Glad it only happens once every 6 months or so.
I mean at least she didn't cheat on him, but yeah, coffee is sacred. It's one of the extremely rare far and few between things left that are in a dad's control, kinda like beer. Forcing decaf is like switching beer with sarsaparilla, like what the actual f$ck is wrong with you? DID YOU DUMP IT? THAT WAS A 10 DOLLAR JAR OF COFFEE! AND MORE MONEY WAS WASTED FOR THE SUBSTITUTE.
@@zachhoefs9543 its probably hvac. Those fuckers need to be serviced twice a year after the first decade of life. Unless your house has fire coverage and you dont like it.
If you want to dictate how I live my life outside of work you're going to pay me for my time outside of work too, good on all of them for calling that out and awesome video 🤘
The last blue color job I worked the boss knew that if he'd started doing true random drug tests then he'd fire off 90% of his workforce. Somehow it always worked out that the straight laced kid whomm everyone knew didn't drink smoke or party or anything was the one that got picked for the random drug test every time.
I worked laying blacktop for a guy that had a customer offer to drug test the crew for a discounted price. The ENTIRE crew froze, looked at the boss (who had rolled the blunt that morning) and went right back to work when he said "I test them weekly" LOL The only guys that didn't smoke bud were the dump truck drivers 🤣
I absolutely love you're channel guys it makes my day easier and a great way to unwind at the end of the day and you guys been helping with my mental health issues so much thank you so much for all that you do for you're community keep up the good work guys from the UK 🇬🇧
Glad to be Canadian, drug tests are a violation of our right to privacy unless you work as a pilot of a passenger plane or a professional driver of a passenger vehicle like a school bus. Even then the tests are limited.
Bullshit. I am Canadian and there are tons of jobs you have to piss for. Mining/oil/gas. It is in the employment contract you sign when you get hired. If you signed, you piss or quit. Your choice.
@@ForfeMac No, here's what you do. You pull the valve cores out long enough for the tire to be visibly but not completely flat, and then put them back in. They then have to spend time and money at a tire shop just to be told their tires are completely fine. Rinse and repeat until desired irkedness is achieved
I was on a job that banned caffeine and nicotine on the job site. That lasted about half a day, when there was several fights and threats to walk off the job. Snuff and iced tea is the only thing that keeps me upright half the time.
I had this government job and on the night shift one dude always turned up drunk, the other team members asked what I intended to do about him. I said I would have the Day shift manager sack him but my team members said he had a family of five so I put the drunk dude in the first aid room to sleep it off where he passed away before nock of time. Day management ripped into me I said I didn't have the authority to fire him and he could have caused more problems on workshop floor.
My husband is a Journeyman Electrician & he said that all tradesmen need to wear a shirt that says "I Can Either Pass A Drug Test Or Work Well With Others...But I Can't Do Both" LMAO. And any Safety Man that bands caffeine on the Job Sites better Try Jesus, Not Him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Won't lie... As a tire specialist/mechanic that works in a poorly heated shop in -° in winter.... If they banned caffeine, bossman would be disappearing inside a scrap tire trailer, never to be found again 😒🤣🤷🏻
I worked for a building contractor that actually said no caffeine no nicotine I have never laughed so hard I was spraying him with coffee out through the smoke rings coming out of my nose
Some idiot tried this at a company I worked for , they randomed everyone on a Friday after lunch 95% failed, it was hilarious hearing them talk about it in the office( I had to drop off my receipts) . Fingers got pointed disappointment all around, they decided to never do that again. Edit: especially because some of the guys in that room failed too, shoot even the sweet accounts receivable ladies failed.
As a 38yr union electrician,this strikes home in a relative way.This rekindles memories of being up in a JLG,pulling cables,when the safety man called us down cause the bus was leaving to the clinic for drug tests.LOL.
80' up without a harness.... My boss told me to put an 8' ladder in the basket of 95' lift one day... It was great watching him argue that idea with green hats that day.
But I support this. If someone is able to do their job leave them alone. If they duck up, let them go. And what’s the obsession with caffeine lately? Anything to make the peasants miserable.
I don’t work construction but military translates over pretty well. They tried to ban energy drinks from the barracks at a post in NY but it didn’t go through. The lower enlisted lives off of caffeine, nicotine, and an alcoholic recharge on the weekend.
If my boss banned caffeine, he wouldnt have to worry about firing me, the state would take care of that for me when they drag me away on battery charges
I work at a hospital and when the discussion of how to handle crisis arises I throw in 72 hours no coffee available. The unanimous answer is not workable, shut it down.
LOL ..I relate to this Wayyy too much. My "lead"/Medic came to me this summer and with a straight face and said "I noticed you only drink Tea at work and its always nearly full, With the heat we can't have that< I want to see you drink more water so, No more tea on the job." Without missing a beat I replied "Im nearly 50, I think I know how to consume liquids safely." This little puke tried to write me up. XD When the review came up I demonstrated how my half gallon of tea became 1 1/2 gallons of water because I drink one water, fill up the empty bottle with tea, and pour another bottle of water into the jug..This way I get my morning caffeine and my intake tapers off during the day. By the end of the day Im drinking from a nearly full 1/2 gallon of tinted water...XD
"I'M ALSO scared to find out what I'm on. I just get the variety pack sometimes" 😂😂
Good times baby , o yeah ! 😅
Need one variety pack to go....
That is why they call is a Jeffery.
Ricky was a god in a past life. I'm convinced 🤷
My boss didn't do drug testing because he was afraid of what he wouldn't find. He explained me away as the result of "crack"
"I'm pretty much fueled by caffeine and rage on a daily basis. Without them two I wouldn't make it through a work day" most underrated statement in the history of ever.
It's funny, rage+caffeine is like a Kaioken. You're doing a Goku move with both.
Rage, caffeine, workers high/drunk to numb the pain, broken men, cheap immigrant and slave labor.
What really built the country
HONEST TRUTH!
@@jayjay86443 ROFLMAO!
CRAN Caffeine Rage And Nicotine are my vices
"Im fueled by rage and caffeine" LOL I feel that in my very soul.
and cannabis and that's the only reason I'm still alive 🤣
Sounds like he’s served in the army!
You never knew someone could turn purple and double in size until you work with them. You'll have that on those big jobs.
@lnwolf7563 SAME
"You yelled at me when I was 80 feet up without a harness. I ALMOST fell off and died!" Priceless
And that is when ya try & pee in that little cup. 80 feet up!!!!
Safety Guy gonna learn real quick that caffeine is a moderator for the rage. No moderator, nothing to contain that rage. Like a nuclear reactor of rage without control rods, things are about to blow up in the Safety Guy's face.
He needs to remember Roscoe's strapped most of the time! Things could get real, real fast.! You just don't mess with the old timers! They'll hurt you bad. Seen it all, done it all still there after a hundred youngsters been and gone. You know you need to tread lightly. 😅👊💛
When I was up 80 ft in the air without a harness, and you yelled my name. I felt that.
"i've already put the saftey man's tires on flat." i love the way he just says it like its a factory option just flip a switch and them bitches slash themselves.
If I ever heard banning caffeine at work, I would disappear faster than cake at a weight watchers meeting
"I'm pretty much fuelled by rage and caffeine" got me to my core 🤣 As a shop foreman this is one of the only places I can come for relatable content, never stop.
Me to as a blue collar that's all I'm fueled by is rage and caffeine
Who the Hell bans caffeine at work? Banning caffeine means banning coffee, and banning coffee would make the most timid and humble man in the plush office go into an apocalyptic fury.
That Safety Guy got a death wish, I’m telling you right now.
HAHAHA!! i remember when i gave up caffeine. it was not pretty. an entire jobsite like that would be a horror movie
Tea and Coffee are basic human rights and I will remove anything that is between me and the coffee. With great force.
Several Refineries and other DOT type companies attempted to ban energy drinks..
everyone ignored that crap
I would go to work for a cup of coffee otherwise I would do something else
What's funny is that caffeine, being a mild stimulant, will make your workers MORE efficient, and provided that they're not significantly overworked, safer and more awake.
Worked for a company that got a new plant manager. He thought free coffee was too expensive. They ended up getting rid of him and reinstating free coffee. You can’t work 60 hrs a week for years on end without caffeine.
“My guys are pulling 60 hour work weeks bringing in the money but I can’t afford free coffee to keep them going because someone who sits behind a desk made a pie chart.” typical new manager.
"You can't afford to not give us coffee"
Lol.
Either I'm paid 24 hours a day all day everyday 7 days a week or I do what I want to do on my time off.
Agreed. You want me to be sober when I'm at work? Okay, fair enough, but what I do in my off hours is my business.
This.
I don't care if I'm paid for 168 every week. I need my _____ to not take out 9 out of 10 people on the job site. It's a job, not probation and they don't care as long as they are paid.
@@olivernewton5512been on probation, we just know when to quit for a few days before reporting once a month, and let me tell you say the f**king hell out of the way during that "detox" time .
As long as you show up on time and ready to work, do whatever ya want
I know about a woman that secretly switched her husband coffee to decaf. His nerves were a wreck and he did not know what was going on. He was taking out the trash when the bag ripped. When cleaning up the mess he found a coffee bag labeled decaf. Seems she had been filling the coffee bag back up with decaf. He got so mad he left home for 3 weeks. She even came to my house looking for him. It all most ended their marriage. In fact it never has been the same between the two. I hate going over there to do work for him. Glad it only happens once every 6 months or so.
I mean at least she didn't cheat on him, but yeah, coffee is sacred.
It's one of the extremely rare far and few between things left that are in a dad's control, kinda like beer.
Forcing decaf is like switching beer with sarsaparilla, like what the actual f$ck is wrong with you? DID YOU DUMP IT? THAT WAS A 10 DOLLAR JAR OF COFFEE! AND MORE MONEY WAS WASTED FOR THE SUBSTITUTE.
This is a great way to cause trust issues
"...every six months or so." Hmmm...what line of work? Conjugal visits?
@@zachhoefs9543 its probably hvac. Those fuckers need to be serviced twice a year after the first decade of life. Unless your house has fire coverage and you dont like it.
@@jayjay86443I would have gone to the court and divorce her
Roscoe always gives me a good laugh. He reminds me of a mix of Ray from TPBs and Red Forman
If you want to dictate how I live my life outside of work you're going to pay me for my time outside of work too, good on all of them for calling that out and awesome video 🤘
Yell yeah right on!! 👏👏❤️
This guy is comedic gold
Rage, caffeine and nicotine are the only things that keep me going on a daily basis
huge facts.
100% real
I am surprised that smoking wasn't also on the s**t list lol.
@@jdmuller1906 spent years in the marine corps and 10 years on a construction crew and thats the only way to survive but you do what you gotta do
...alcohol helps too
Gappin hellcats lol. Ricky is my spirit animal
Gapping hellcats OK
Yep definitely ran on expletives and incoherent rage most days. I left my warehouse job and my blood pressure dropped 20 points.
That's the first thing I thought. Ricky's gonna burn the bottom out of the cup, but gappin' Hellcats...DAMN!!
the variety pack was dam funny, but the best part was the very end with the happy accident.
Ricky got that Alabama High-Test going on, not to mention gas station ICE that Jasmin hooked him up with.
The last blue color job I worked the boss knew that if he'd started doing true random drug tests then he'd fire off 90% of his workforce. Somehow it always worked out that the straight laced kid whomm everyone knew didn't drink smoke or party or anything was the one that got picked for the random drug test every time.
That was your best by far. "I put you on flat...." that's great.
I already done that. OK
Gapping hellcats killed me 🤣
I tell my crew I don't care what you do to make it through work, everyone has their vise... I care how you work because you are at work to work
"Fueled by Rage and Caffeine"
Describes my existence since '98.
“Strike? Yes son, strike”😂😂😂😂
“I’m pretty much fueled by rage and caffeine “ my whole crew😂
I had a job pop a drug test on me. Boss made me give him all my drugs, he tested them and let me know which ones were good....
I worked laying blacktop for a guy that had a customer offer to drug test the crew for a discounted price.
The ENTIRE crew froze, looked at the boss (who had rolled the blunt that morning) and went right back to work when he said "I test them weekly" LOL
The only guys that didn't smoke bud were the dump truck drivers 🤣
@@notablynova4247 probably because there some double hitting mofos lol
@@michaelyarbrough254 they were both drunk rednecks lol and I mean Hank Hill type fuckers
I absolutely love you're channel guys it makes my day easier and a great way to unwind at the end of the day and you guys been helping with my mental health issues so much thank you so much for all that you do for you're community keep up the good work guys from the UK 🇬🇧
Glad to be Canadian, drug tests are a violation of our right to privacy unless you work as a pilot of a passenger plane or a professional driver of a passenger vehicle like a school bus. Even then the tests are limited.
What fantasy world do you live in?
Yeah, they'll just put you down like a lame horse if you get the sniffles.
@@ForfeMac Let's just say I'm not looking forward to "retirement"
Bullshit. I am Canadian and there are tons of jobs you have to piss for. Mining/oil/gas. It is in the employment contract you sign when you get hired. If you signed, you piss or quit. Your choice.
That is great. More states should ban drug tests
Loved!!! This!!! Video!!! Couldn't stop laughing!!! 🤣🤣😂😂
Oh my God this is literally the best skit you have ever done I am dying laughing
It's not too late to pull the cores out of the tire stems, Ricky!
no reason to work that hard. tin snips will take them stems off way quicker
@@cheezyridr Yep, only pull the valve cores if you're being nice
@@ForfeMac put the caps back on but with a little hole in the top, they'll take a WHILE to figure out why their tires keep going flat
@@ForfeMac No, here's what you do. You pull the valve cores out long enough for the tire to be visibly but not completely flat, and then put them back in. They then have to spend time and money at a tire shop just to be told their tires are completely fine. Rinse and repeat until desired irkedness is achieved
I was on a job that banned caffeine and nicotine on the job site. That lasted about half a day, when there was several fights and threats to walk off the job.
Snuff and iced tea is the only thing that keeps me upright half the time.
That kept getting funnier and funnier as it went.. omfg..😆🤘🏼🇺🇲
I drank a gallon of water before his meeting. Why? I plan on sharing in at least 5 bonus checks. I can only do 5, lets start the bidding!
these youngin's will learn eventually, that old guys don't get old, by being stupid.
🤣🤣🤣 now that's enterprising of ya🤣🤣
I had this government job and on the night shift one dude always turned up drunk, the other team members asked what I intended to do about him. I said I would have the Day shift manager sack him but my team members said he had a family of five so I put the drunk dude in the first aid room to sleep it off where he passed away before nock of time. Day management ripped into me I said I didn't have the authority to fire him and he could have caused more problems on workshop floor.
What?
My husband is a Journeyman Electrician & he said that all tradesmen need to wear a shirt that says "I Can Either Pass A Drug Test Or Work Well With Others...But I Can't Do Both" LMAO. And any Safety Man that bands caffeine on the Job Sites better Try Jesus, Not Him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious. Love your skits.
"Variety pack." 😆😅😅
another great vid i wanna be like ricky when i grow up priceless man pure gold
Won't lie... As a tire specialist/mechanic that works in a poorly heated shop in -° in winter.... If they banned caffeine, bossman would be disappearing inside a scrap tire trailer, never to be found again 😒🤣🤷🏻
I worked for a building contractor that actually said no caffeine no nicotine I have never laughed so hard I was spraying him with coffee out through the smoke rings coming out of my nose
Now that takes talent 👏
That's funny stuff right there! I don't care who you are!
The variety pack lmfao 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. 💀
I fucking love this shit man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG... lmfao this is too funny LoL this is great. I'd love to work there.
Some idiot tried this at a company I worked for , they randomed everyone on a Friday after lunch 95% failed, it was hilarious hearing them talk about it in the office( I had to drop off my receipts) . Fingers got pointed disappointment all around, they decided to never do that again.
Edit: especially because some of the guys in that room failed too, shoot even the sweet accounts receivable ladies failed.
Fueled by rage and caffeine, every supervisor everywhere. LMAO
LOL .. love this !!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Man,I don't know how i stumbled across this bit,it is fukn GOLD!! True life right chere! 😄😄
As a 38yr union electrician,this strikes home in a relative way.This rekindles memories of being up in a JLG,pulling cables,when the safety man called us down cause the bus was leaving to the clinic for drug tests.LOL.
Dude you're so funny.. thank you.. bud as 40 year old alcoholic I'd fail alcohol strips.. haha show up with a hangover.. on Mondays..
80' up without a harness....
My boss told me to put an 8' ladder in the basket of 95' lift one day...
It was great watching him argue that idea with green hats that day.
Lmao twice over,
Happy accident.
Love it!!!!!!
Great work!!!!
"Just a happy accident" 🤣🤣🤣
Me and my co workers love your shit bro
I podded in my gas tank and was gaping hell cats that 4.7 Chevy was canning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god I love Ricky
This is sum good skit.
and who got the christmas bounus??? LOL i love this channel!
The variety pack. That is hilarious.
Holy shit, that opening sentence 😳 🤣
You’re amazing. I wish I could afford to do a private show. Maybe I’ll be able to see you at a show
This one has to be the best one yet i was dying since ricky said he was gapping hell cats
OK
Sounds like the unions at my work! And I am also now the safety manager at my job as well...
that dammm Ricky is hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
man these vids crack me up!!
But I support this. If someone is able to do their job leave them alone. If they duck up, let them go.
And what’s the obsession with caffeine lately? Anything to make the peasants miserable.
"Son! I was gaping Hellcats on the way to work! "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice one! Keep it up funny 👍🦌
I seen a guy at work today that looks almost like Ricky and I died 😆 🤣
Dealer said the green one makes me go, red one makes me stop. All the info I need 😂
No no no it's the 80ft up no harness. You yelled my name i almost fell... Can relate...
I run on rage, caffeine, and a twisted sense of humor
Ricky said he was worried about blowing the bottom of the cup out 😂 he said that he gets the variety bag!!!!!
The "VARIETY PACK" .!! 😂🤣😂
I don’t work construction but military translates over pretty well. They tried to ban energy drinks from the barracks at a post in NY but it didn’t go through. The lower enlisted lives off of caffeine, nicotine, and an alcoholic recharge on the weekend.
Ricky said he he already mid strike. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
Caffeine? 😮😳I would be striking too! 😂
I'm pretty much fueled by rage and caffeine... my work day everyday lol
Mannn, yall better stop playing with Ricky. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did ricky say 4.7 ls gapping hell cats and camming just from urine? 🤣
good way to end my friday evening. and good way to begin my weekend.
Love y'all guys Maine WHEN VAN WE GET TOGETHER AND PARTY 🎉 NO AHIT I WANNA GET DRUNK AND GET ROASTED like we do after work on weeknds LMAO
LMMFAO....I LITERALLY SPIT WATER ON MY SCREEN!....I FUCKING LOVE ME SOME ROSCOE!!!....YOU "GUYS" ARE THE FUCKING GREATEST!
If my boss banned caffeine, he wouldnt have to worry about firing me, the state would take care of that for me when they drag me away on battery charges
"I was about 80ft up without a harness" 💀🤣🤣
My new favorite channel.
I work at a hospital and when the discussion of how to handle crisis arises I throw in 72 hours no coffee available. The unanimous answer is not workable, shut it down.
No caffeine, goodbye healthcare
“I have already put the safety man’s tires on flat, we are mid strike”
I clicked so fast when I saw the notification for Ricky's video upload.
"On flat" LMAO
That Chevy Silverado was purring lmfao 🤣 yep you know something is wrong then lol
Funniest videos i’ve ever watched
The end is the best. It's just a happy accident that this is happening right now.
Boss man forgot nicotine when he said he’s fueled by rage and caffeine
Lmfao gotta have my caffeine LoL
I remember when SGM tried to ban energy drinks out in the field the one place where everyone is drinking them. It didn't last long.
LOL ..I relate to this Wayyy too much. My "lead"/Medic came to me this summer and with a straight face and said "I noticed you only drink Tea at work and its always nearly full, With the heat we can't have that< I want to see you drink more water so, No more tea on the job." Without missing a beat I replied "Im nearly 50, I think I know how to consume liquids safely." This little puke tried to write me up. XD When the review came up I demonstrated how my half gallon of tea became 1 1/2 gallons of water because I drink one water, fill up the empty bottle with tea, and pour another bottle of water into the jug..This way I get my morning caffeine and my intake tapers off during the day. By the end of the day Im drinking from a nearly full 1/2 gallon of tinted water...XD
Amen redneck. I make my tea so strong, i just add water to it as the day goes on....LOL. I don't pay for colored water at restaurants.