If I remember correctly, I saw through a TIHYDP (I never directly watched this slimeball's content and I never will since it would support him) that he actually managed to mess up a cutscene where you could just do nothing and enjoy the graphics.
@@Skillfulstone CoD Modern Warfare 2019? Not only did he lose the last QTEs more than once, after BEATING the big bad he chose to fool around and fell off the helicopter.
@Παναγιωτης Κούσης I was talking about RDR2 but what!?! he managed to lose AFTER a boss fight??? How do you mess up that bad... it was bad enough when in Dying light he lost every single QTE multiple times in a sequence that remains the same even if you die...
Double the fun considering the guy never beat Ludwig, so he did not even get to fight the Living Failures HA ! EDIT : wow this comment was old O_o Sorry
Jonathan Morgan , Phil as a bloodborne boss, he would try to tank your hits and spam, and during the entire boss fight with him he would yell "oh my god dude! Dude! This guy is cheating i hit him and did 0 damage!"
He feels so entitled, he doesn't even try to justify the grinding. I'm glad he ended up being a streamer, though. Imagine having him as a colleague at your job. This way I can just treat him as exactly what he is: one of the many weird internet phenomenons I can shut out by turning away. Blessed be you, little man-child.
@@cchh556 watching the Witcher 3 version of this I had to turn it off because I was genuinely getting pissed because he constantly backed to a wall then got cornered and wrecked and it was always a broken camera, game glitch, dodge not working, or whatever other bullshit he can think of besides just saying "I messed up right there"
I love that when he is fighting gascoigne he just starts runninng all over the boss area, he just doesn't seem to know what to do and starts a scooby doo chase that ends with him dying.
Ngl I did that the first time I fought him but the second time I realized side steps were better for his second phase (if we can call it a second phase).
The vocabulary of DSP: Challenge = Cheap Difficulty = Bullshit Powerful = Overpowered Lack of Skill = Unfair What a pathetic way of viewing games. WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING?!
I (insert action), but it didn't come out = I know what I was supposed to do there, but failed anyway. The game made me (insert action) = I wasn't aware that would happen, but I tried my luck anyway. Can't see/camera sucks = I backed myself into a corner and couldn't get out. The inputs are so delayed = My reaction times are bad. Enemy has insane reach = Why aren't there any safe spots or breaks in the action where I can heal without worry? Look at this, they just keep following me = The developers should have allowed you to run past challenges without confrontation more easily. Beginners trap = Games shouldn't have surprises or ambushes in them. I shouldn't have to expect the unexpected. Puzzle Boss = A boss that requires thinking skills and can't easily be beaten by brute forcing your way through it. The game didn't teach me (insert skill/mechanic) = I expect everything in a game to be straightforward and formulaic. I don't like new and inspired design elements. I actually liked (insert game or part of game) = It was easy and gave me immediate gratification. This game sucks/Fuck you (insert developer) = Wow my performance there was terrible, and I'm embarrassed for having shown that on stream.
I always wonder how does phil get by daily events... I mean, does he go to the market and complains to the owner saying "how is this fair?? the bread costs 5 dollars but I only have 4!! at least give me a chance!"?
That's because he spent the entire game up to that point completely abusing it, to the point that once it didn't work anymore, he had nothing else to fall back on.
I love how he really keeps checking every corner in a Boss Room to see if he can find a way to cheese or block the Boss in any way. Like, comon DipShitPhil, stop being a coward and fight the damn boss.
My favorite is, and always will be when he yells 'DAHDGE!' when he's clearly swinging his weapon, like the people watching are too stupid to realize that.
I chose that as my starting class, and I ended up getting both Strength and Vitality all the way up to 50, as well as eventually fully upgrading the Kirkhammer to +10.
The number of times he says "just kill me" is actually kinda infuriating to me. First time I fought Sif I took down 1/4 of his hp without getting hit, because I was one hit away from death with no estus. Never give up man, our greatest victories are forged in the fire of our defeat.
@@fourcrippledhorses His excuses are all the same, saw his death count on Elden Ring has already reached 500, I wonder how many were for dropped inputs, "pressed dodge" the camera or a "cheap boss that doesn't follow the games rules?
fun fact: he sidesteps back almost every time he needs to dodge in a game that designed in way that highly encourages aggressive playstyle and you should mostly dodge forward says a lot about him imo
Tbf that’s something someone who’s more familiar with dark souls has to unlearn first. I tend to do the same sometimes when playing because of instinct.
He just never saves enough stamina to dodge. He just goes in and spams spams spams attacks until hes at 0 stam, and then wonders why his character didnt dodge
He also never two-hands/switches weapon format, reinforces his weapons, or levels up Vitality to a degree that matters. And he wonders why he keeps dying and wasting blood vials.
I like these re-uploads. You can talk about the video again years/months later. I never got the chance to point out his use of "combo" when enemies attack him. In a fighting game combos - and he should know this - are not avoidable/blockable once you get caught in them. If the first strike hits you, you get staggered and eat every attack of the combo. This is NOT the case when he uses "combo" in BB. Almost every time he says "Wow, he killed me with one combo, dooooüoood" he could have just rolled/jumped away after the first attack(s). However, this guy has the shittiest transition between offense and defense. If he fights Amelia he is so afraid and passive, backs away the whole fight and makes it able for her to heal 4 times in one fight. However if he fights minor enemies, he always assumes he can just stunlock them with anything. At 58:10 he could have rolled away when the enemy was roasting him but he instead - like so many times - keeps spamming his attack. 59:10, same thing. He could have rolled away after the first or second hit but he didn't. He stands in the enemy's attacks. I cannot think of one unavoidable combo in this game that will do 100% dmg (if you have a decent amount of HP). Those are attacks strings are all dodgeable mid string. Also his claim that this isn't the same in Dark Souls is completely false. There are also minor enemies that can kill you if you stand still like an idiot. Again, he has the worst mix of aggressiveness and being careful.
I'd argue that if you're trying to twink, the enemy hunters, the giant executioners, and the giant sharks in the DLC can one-shot you. Happened to me a LOT when I was trying to get the Rakuyo at BL43. But then again, DSP never even made it past Ludwig in his attempt at the DLC.
I had to comment on this. I have platinumed this game and killed Amelia like 12 times and I have literally never seen her heal. Didn't even know she could. Impressive.
Overleveling doesn't make a difference if you don't dump enough points into the proper stats. If he had overleveled by dumping points into Vitality, he wouldn't be dying nearly as much as he is.
I know this is old but I came back to watch this for nostalgia I guess, but dear god does Phil piss me off so badly... as someone who plays the souls games a lot, seeing the mistakes he makes and his constant whining/excuses just... god, it enrages me. And don't get me wrong, I'd be more understanding if this was his first souls-like game, everybody starts out rusty and makes poor decisions. But he's played dark souls 1/2 AND demon souls before this! How is he still THIS BAD?! Anyways, some things that really piss me off about his playthrough: 1) He picked the cane... of course he picked the cane... it's like cosmic fate or something, you know? The cane isn't bad but I wouldn't consider it a beginner weapon, it does less damage than the other two, and both the other two have stunning capabilities. He just HAD to pick it, didn't he. The one time he probably ignored his chat because it "looked cool", I'd swear he did it on purpose if I didn't know he was just that fucking stupid. 2) The constant handholding, and looking at chat. When he first entered the Cleric Beast boss room and backed away to the fog door, YOU CAN SEE HIM LOOKING AT THE CHAT!!! This guy needs constant babying to do even the most simple things! The fact he didn't even realise it was a boss room until he saw the fog door is boggling as well, why the fuck would there be a big health bar and a boss name if it wasn't a boss room? 3) He is so.fucking.passive. It's insane... what's worse is he gets greedy/cocky/aggressive at the worst possible times and it leads to him dying. He can never find the right balance. Most of the time though, he's backing away, or like right at the beginning when he's shooting at the werewolf. If he just had some fucking balls for a change he might actually improve and get better at the game. But no, just like how he is in real life, he's a limp dicked little bitch. This, THIS, is what pisses me off more than anything. He really misses the shield so much, i'm really glad you can't use one (at least, a good one anyway) in this game and that he was forced to dodge instead. I rambled a lot but god, I needed to get that out of my system. Phil is a blight on humanity, and on the souls series. I'm both excited and nauseous when thinking about him playing Elden Ring... I hope to god he rage quits, please please please. Give him another Ludwig, I beg you, I wanna see this manchild throw a tantrum so bad.
his Elden Ring play through is just going to be him whining he isn't getting enough tips and then saying he won't play it anymore cause "peepul r sayen they dun lyke the gaem. *wet snort* "
There should be a counter for how many times he says "I dodged, nothing happens". Pretty sure that could be covered on From Soft's latest magnum opus, Elden Ring 😂
I sadly never played Bloodborne myself since i have no Playstation, but it is a waste to see Phil disrespect a nice game with his poor sportsmanship when he overlevels so grossly. It's like he doesn't even care about attracting more viewers to his channel with such low stakes performances. This is his paid job after all, you'd think he would care more or at least not be as bad.
“So last night guys I sold all of my potions so I could level up to 42.” After one fight with Vicar Amellia: “Well, I’m out of potions now so it looks like I’ll have to grind.”
He's obviously never learned how to properly grind Blood Echoes in the best areas in order to level up that way. Blood Vials are the most important consumable in the whole game, so you need to have as many as possible.
It's amazing how he still hasn't figured out how to heal properly. He just panick heals as soon as he takes damage and gets immediately layed out haha!
How every single fight goes in DSP DS/Bloodborne videos: *Spams attacks at beginning of fight using all stamina* *Dies* WTF I can't block/dodge/roll Also, if you don't like backtracking do everyone a favour and stop playing these games, your whining is incredibly fucking grating on the nerves. You're like a 12 year old on CoD losing a match, but on EVERY GAME. Finally, this guy has ZERO spatial awareness.
That or visibly mid-swing mashing r1, gets hit, then goes "I tried to roll, didn't work". Of course it doesn't work when you're in the middle of attacking. Stop mashing Phil. That and I absolutely hate whenever he gets hit, he panic mashes like 3 rolls out, then just spins the camera to face away from the enemies he was fighting, and slowly jogs away healing. Happens in DS3 too, and it's the dumbest damn thing to see. Just pay attention to the enemies, why would you just turn your back to them and walk away licking your wounds.
The thing that baffles me the most is that he doesn’t do half bad fighting some of the bosses for the 1st time. He is just a little shit that refuses to learn because then he’d had to admit it isn’t the game’s fault.
You hit the nail on the head. Phil never changes or adapts or learns from his mistakes. He will slam his head into one brick wall after another until they break and that seems to be the way he’s lived his entire life. It’s like a lack of pattern recognition or something
That Father Gascoigne fight is rough. Rekt me the first couple times. But there's nothing like the rush of fighting a Bloodborne boss or the rush when you win. Usually have to get up and do cardio.
I managed Gascoigne in one go, it just took me realizing his uppercut was really easy to parry, and I molotoved the hell out of him in beast form. I got real cocky and got absolutely merc'd by Bloodstarved. Then the "actual" Hunter fights (Henryk, Djura's Guard, etc.) Made me really work for it. So I thought I had a handle on things going into NG+. Gascoigne had other ideas. For some reason NG+ Gascoigne rocked my shit for like four days...
Was playing a racing game with my nephew who is 5 years old. He lost and said "that's not fair I came in last!!". I explained to him what fair meant. That he had all the same opportunities that I had to go around the corners in the best way, to use all the specials like I did, to go faster than everyone else and win like I did. And he had to admit in the end that yea it was fair, but it's not FUN to lose and that's why he felt bad. But it was fair. And he ended up improving and LEGITIMATELY beating me more than a few times (I let him win a lot because he's 5 lol). I then showed him me fighting the Nameless King on dark souls 3... Me dying over and over again. And showed him that I don't get upset cuz it's fair and every loss is an opportunity to learn and get better. And it really clicked for him. He still gets very upset losing but he never says it's unfair anymore. Somehow Philsbury Dough Boy here isn't able to grasp what my 5 year old fairly easily understood. That losing is either an opportunity to learn and better yourself, or an opportunity to make excuses and continue to BE a failure. And it almost never is because the circumstances were unfair. A lesson that applies to life in general, that ole Philly Cheesesteak almost certainly does not understand in the real world either after his decades on this planet. It's absurd, pathetic and sad to watch a grown man groan and whine and think the same way my nephew did before he learned what the word "fair" really meant. Made even more patently absurd given the fact that he considers himself a professional gamer or whatever.
The only reason he considers himself a "professional gamer" is because he was the top American player in ONE Street Fighter tournament back in 2006, he's never been the top American player in a Street Fighter tournament since (nor has he even entered a Street Fofhter tournament since, neither official or unofficial).
@@redzgaming6880 For clarification: -By "Top North American Player" he meant he was placed 4/6, but spots 1-3 weren't from NA. -Most of the regular tournament goers boycotted that tournament because it was being played on a broken port that had a lot of issues. That's why there were so few people competing, and the majority (if nor all) of the highly ranked people didn't show up. So basically Phil is technically telling the truth, but how he got to his conclusion was through manipulating and omitting the facts.
You are awesome but another thing that adults like dsp should also learn is that even if it wasn't fair, what would you do about it? If it's meant to be unfair, you just have to play with the cards you're dealt, screaming will never help the situation, only going forward.
Overleveling means nothing if you dump your points into the wrong stats. You have to upgrade stats that provide actual practical benefits to combat, like Vitality, Strength and Endurance, for example.
"Dark Souls 2 had way more frequent checkpoints than this" - Phil I suppose that's why you quit on several optional bosses just because you "didn't like the trip back" in Dark Souls 2, right? He's still never learned not to grind off-camera because it cuts out content for his viewers. At least this time around, I don't think he can cheat his way to high level without actually grinding, unlike in Demon's Souls. 2:06:15 - Looks at stream, gets ambushed by knife lady, classic!
Gakusangi I’m pretty sure he did this at release which means he could have used the duping glitch and just sold a bunch of blood vials to gets echoes to level up
You can probably count how many times he uses the dodge invincibility frames to avoid damage on one hand. I don't think Phil has ever truly realized that you don't have to roll away from attacks to avoid damage in any souls game he played.
In his warped view of the world i think he thinks there is like.... a real time LIVING person controlling what happens to him in the game. Also he talks to his character as though its a sentient being...
@@Around_blax_dont_relaxThe idea of some sentient force causing every single setback he has isn't just confined to video games - that's how he sees real life too.
Notice how it's never his fault? He is the perfect being. We should try to be like him more. He's never making any mistakes, according to him. Every game is rigged and it's never his fault.
I've played all of the games except Demon's Souls. Every boss was a long and painful experience for me. Especially Bloodborne. When he beat Logarius and Gerhman first try I was so pissed. He is at such a high level that he has no struggle beating the game. He then proceeds to shit on the game for his mistakes. To give him the right to say he's a "Souls-Veteran" Fuck him. I hope when he goes to hell he has to play all of these games at SL1/BL4.
Of course Phil doesn't stick to the 1v1 to kill the invader, he just runs away when it's too difficult. Literally a coward. That Dark Souls clip is on point with how Phil acts when he thinks he's won over someone, acts like a showboating douche but when it's him getting bodied it's the games fault.
1:54:00 I remember when I first encountered that city and these things... I died fighting valiantly because I had no idea about the berserk mode. Then the City. It was all so impacting and in a way spooky. Here comes DumbShitPhil, spoiling everything to himself so nothing has any meaning. I don't get how players like this exist.
I get so much joy watching this man play. I'm in my first Dark Souls, and boy do I feel better. That first boss was a dead giveaway on how to beat him. I hope to see him fail more. wish he did Fallout 4 on survival.
EVERYTHING IS TURNING INTO A BEAST WTF! It's almost like that's a main part of the game's plot... I'm convinced that the only reason his deathcount is so low is because the stagger mechanics in bloodborne allow people to R1 spam more effectively than normal in a DS game... and yet, he STILL doesn't understand poise and hyperarmor. HE IS A FIGHTING GAME PLAYER...
It's also due to the fact that he was BL 300 by the end of the playthrough and he said he was grinding when he was just duping like a dipshit, by the time he got to bloodstarved beast he was BL 92......
to be fair, in the late game when you have tons of spare blood echoes floating around, it would be a good idea to switch to knives, as they do the same thing, but hit a lot harder, and can help kill with a bit less effort
Because he didn't dump enough points into the proper stats for them to make any difference. If he had just dumped a boatload of points into Vitality, he wouldn't be dying nearly as much as he is here.
2:51:04, No...the best grinding spot is actually the Forbidden Woods. When I killed every enemy there, i think it grants me like 40-50k blood echoes. I forgot how much I had initially, maybe a few thousand if i remembered correctly
This "playthrough" would've been much more tolerable if that weird half-death accident corrupted his save file, his reaction would've been the only justified and honest reaction/rage (since he manages to repeatedly die while being massively overleveled and still blame the game with his horrible fake-laugh).
"Giant bosses with high DPS have been since Dark Souls 1." No! Even older! It was the gimmick of the very first Soulsborne boss, the tutorial one, the Vanguard! Also in 2:39:01, the boss ate tasty bacon!
This guy is the reason games basically play themselves now.
Damn i dont think a lot of people will understand just how important this comment is
Dude he even failed at Red dead redemption 2. That is the easiest game ever. Even when a game "plays itself" he still fails.
If I remember correctly, I saw through a TIHYDP (I never directly watched this slimeball's content and I never will since it would support him) that he actually managed to mess up a cutscene where you could just do nothing and enjoy the graphics.
@@Skillfulstone CoD Modern Warfare 2019? Not only did he lose the last QTEs more than once, after BEATING the big bad he chose to fool around and fell off the helicopter.
@Παναγιωτης Κούσης I was talking about RDR2 but what!?! he managed to lose AFTER a boss fight??? How do you mess up that bad... it was bad enough when in Dying light he lost every single QTE multiple times in a sequence that remains the same even if you die...
>Living Failure
Double the fun considering the guy never beat Ludwig, so he did not even get to fight the Living Failures HA !
EDIT : wow this comment was old O_o Sorry
DSP is a living failure on earth.
Jonathan Morgan , Phil as a bloodborne boss, he would try to tank your hits and spam, and during the entire boss fight with him he would yell "oh my god dude! Dude! This guy is cheating i hit him and did 0 damage!"
Quick someone put his face on the living failures
It’s a shame he never got to fight himself
sells all his vials
'I have no healing left now!'
NO REALLY
*Constantly backs himself up into a corner or wall*
*Throws tantrum because the enemy swoops in super close and he "can't see"*
ok
He basically said the enemies press him up against the wall and have their way with him and he couldn't see lol
"I lost all my life" Well you had none to begin with.
Is his laugh genuine? "Ah Ah Ah" sounds like someone laughing in reverse.
Is fucking awful....
I thought the same thing
It’s real it’s like some kind of bird laugh
He’s trapped in the Black Lodge
@@christopherlowery3797 sraey 52 ni niaga uoy ees
He feels so entitled, he doesn't even try to justify the grinding. I'm glad he ended up being a streamer, though. Imagine having him as a colleague at your job. This way I can just treat him as exactly what he is: one of the many weird internet phenomenons I can shut out by turning away. Blessed be you, little man-child.
He also needs to learn about render distance.
@@xavierbostwick6191 He needs to play Spyro the dragon
I can't watch him without getting angry
Hooded Justice this made me laugh XD another Phil parrot
i get triggered when he blames the game and is all his fault
@@cchh556 watching the Witcher 3 version of this I had to turn it off because I was genuinely getting pissed because he constantly backed to a wall then got cornered and wrecked and it was always a broken camera, game glitch, dodge not working, or whatever other bullshit he can think of besides just saying "I messed up right there"
@@cchh556 You must be angry often then.
Yo I wanna get in on this 6yo comment thread...
*GOUT*
I love that when he is fighting gascoigne he just starts runninng all over the boss area, he just doesn't seem to know what to do and starts a scooby doo chase that ends with him dying.
Ngl I did that the first time I fought him but the second time I realized side steps were better for his second phase (if we can call it a second phase).
At the Cleric beast, "how do you attack from behind" By attacking....from.. Behind?
The vocabulary of DSP:
Challenge = Cheap
Difficulty = Bullshit
Powerful = Overpowered
Lack of Skill = Unfair
What a pathetic way of viewing games. WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING?!
Irk what type of audience he has. But it makes wanna punch him watching him bitch and moan. Imagine watching 1 hour of that jeez
I (insert action), but it didn't come out = I know what I was supposed to do there, but failed anyway.
The game made me (insert action) = I wasn't aware that would happen, but I tried my luck anyway.
Can't see/camera sucks = I backed myself into a corner and couldn't get out.
The inputs are so delayed = My reaction times are bad.
Enemy has insane reach = Why aren't there any safe spots or breaks in the action where I can heal without worry?
Look at this, they just keep following me = The developers should have allowed you to run past challenges without confrontation more easily.
Beginners trap = Games shouldn't have surprises or ambushes in them. I shouldn't have to expect the unexpected.
Puzzle Boss = A boss that requires thinking skills and can't easily be beaten by brute forcing your way through it.
The game didn't teach me (insert skill/mechanic) = I expect everything in a game to be straightforward and formulaic. I don't like new and inspired design elements.
I actually liked (insert game or part of game) = It was easy and gave me immediate gratification.
This game sucks/Fuck you (insert developer) = Wow my performance there was terrible, and I'm embarrassed for having shown that on stream.
He plays games cause he's too fucking lazy for a real job
Instant = He couldn't outheal it
Random = He didn't expect it
Money
>becomes a literal god
"That's a shitty ending quite honestly."
I always wonder how does phil get by daily events... I mean, does he go to the market and complains to the owner saying "how is this fair?? the bread costs 5 dollars but I only have 4!! at least give me a chance!"?
Lol that was... kinda far fetched... I truly hope you're trolling or just being sarcastic.
Yeah IM Totally Ginger Price is a byproduct of supply and demand. Learn basic economics shit for brains.
Santiago López lol good one
His epitaph os gonna say "Wow, how was I supposed to avoid that?"
lmao
I think one of my favorite things about Phil is how, no matter how many games he's played in a series, he never learns the general control scheme.
Or remembers the general rules or where to go. Or small details.
@@cortezbaldur413small details? He forgets how to block and jump every souls game...
Only Phil would try to use lightning on the lightning boss who throws lightning bolts and wields a giant mirror
That's because he spent the entire game up to that point completely abusing it, to the point that once it didn't work anymore, he had nothing else to fall back on.
"Oh bullshit he turns around" best line ever
The moment you realize he wants every souls game to be AC.
@@XXpassegeofsighs What's funny about your comment is the ability to interpret it as Animal Crossing
I love how he really keeps checking every corner in a Boss Room to see if he can find a way to cheese or block the Boss in any way.
Like, comon DipShitPhil, stop being a coward and fight the damn boss.
Not to mention when he plays literally any other Souls game, he always rushes straight in.
@@gamrknight8060 AGAGAGAGA WHY DID I DIE?! THIS GAME IS STOOOOPID!
Phil is the only person so bad at videogames that he turns me into one of those people who reply to the screen.
Late but I sooo feel you broo
Even later but I also feel you brooo
He used 7 blood vials on one brick troll... jesus!
If he'd picked the Hunter Axe at the beginning and actually bothered to level Vitality, he probably wouldn't be having that issue.
Watching phil fight these bosses makes me wonder how did I manage to beat them myself. He makes them look so hard
I’ve became addicted to Phil’s how not to play vids sht is reel gold don’t know how I was living without it before but now I can’t without 😭😭😭
My favorite is, and always will be when he yells 'DAHDGE!' when he's clearly swinging his weapon, like the people watching are too stupid to realize that.
"What lesson's next Mr. Piccolo?"
"Waste of Skin"
fits him very well
I chose that as my starting class, and I ended up getting both Strength and Vitality all the way up to 50, as well as eventually fully upgrading the Kirkhammer to +10.
14:23 Waste of Skin should have been named DarkSydePhil. After all, it fits perfectly with the description.
"Aim for the enemy's SHIELDS!", said no warrior, anywhere, ever.
>tfw you'll never invade Phil and cannon him off the side of a huge building.
I wish
Lol when this clown actually sells his extra potions to get another level.
and then 20 minutes later whines about not having any lmao
He obviously never learned about proper soul/blood echo grinding with respect to leveling up and affording more blood vials.
The number of times he says "just kill me" is actually kinda infuriating to me. First time I fought Sif I took down 1/4 of his hp without getting hit, because I was one hit away from death with no estus. Never give up man, our greatest victories are forged in the fire of our defeat.
I 100% agree with this sentement
elden ring is going to get "dark souls bloodborne andsekiro were easier and more fair to the player" along with "crappy camera" "i pressed dodge"
"uhh i pressed jahhmp! Drahpped my input. fackin framsafft what were they thinken!!! fuk dis gaem!!! "
bet he screams this at least 60 times .
@@npcunknown9877 lmfao. this is exactly what happened!
@@fourcrippledhorses His excuses are all the same, saw his death count on Elden Ring has already reached 500, I wonder how many were for dropped inputs, "pressed dodge" the camera or a "cheap boss that doesn't follow the games rules?
Why does he even play video games? Like wtf?
💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Shitalking for views.
So that people give him money on the internet and he doesn't have to actually get a real job.
fun fact: he sidesteps back almost every time he needs to dodge in a game that designed in way that highly encourages aggressive playstyle and you should mostly dodge forward
says a lot about him imo
It's even more evident watching him play Warzone. Dude hides and waits around for shit to happen.
Tbf that’s something someone who’s more familiar with dark souls has to unlearn first. I tend to do the same sometimes when playing because of instinct.
To add to that, if you dodge forward, it'll usually put you right next to the enemy right after they attack, so you get a free opening to hit them.
I love how on his first encounter with a boss his first instinct is to run away. Then remembers that fog gates are a thing lol
"The 3 ambilicle cords do absolutely nothing"
What the fuck did he expect them to do? End the game right there? Turn him into a boss? Fucking what
He just never saves enough stamina to dodge. He just goes in and spams spams spams attacks until hes at 0 stam, and then wonders why his character didnt dodge
He also never two-hands/switches weapon format, reinforces his weapons, or levels up Vitality to a degree that matters. And he wonders why he keeps dying and wasting blood vials.
I like these re-uploads. You can talk about the video again years/months later.
I never got the chance to point out his use of "combo" when enemies attack him. In a fighting game combos - and he should know this - are not avoidable/blockable once you get caught in them. If the first strike hits you, you get staggered and eat every attack of the combo. This is NOT the case when he uses "combo" in BB. Almost every time he says "Wow, he killed me with one combo, dooooüoood" he could have just rolled/jumped away after the first attack(s). However, this guy has the shittiest transition between offense and defense. If he fights Amelia he is so afraid and passive, backs away the whole fight and makes it able for her to heal 4 times in one fight.
However if he fights minor enemies, he always assumes he can just stunlock them with anything. At 58:10 he could have rolled away when the enemy was roasting him but he instead - like so many times - keeps spamming his attack. 59:10, same thing. He could have rolled away after the first or second hit but he didn't. He stands in the enemy's attacks.
I cannot think of one unavoidable combo in this game that will do 100% dmg (if you have a decent amount of HP). Those are attacks strings are all dodgeable mid string. Also his claim that this isn't the same in Dark Souls is completely false. There are also minor enemies that can kill you if you stand still like an idiot.
Again, he has the worst mix of aggressiveness and being careful.
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I'd argue that if you're trying to twink, the enemy hunters, the giant executioners, and the giant sharks in the DLC can one-shot you. Happened to me a LOT when I was trying to get the Rakuyo at BL43. But then again, DSP never even made it past Ludwig in his attempt at the DLC.
I had to comment on this. I have platinumed this game and killed Amelia like 12 times and I have literally never seen her heal. Didn't even know she could. Impressive.
I love how EVEN after he overleveled he still ended up meeting challenges
Overleveling doesn't make a difference if you don't dump enough points into the proper stats. If he had overleveled by dumping points into Vitality, he wouldn't be dying nearly as much as he is.
I know this is old but I came back to watch this for nostalgia I guess, but dear god does Phil piss me off so badly... as someone who plays the souls games a lot, seeing the mistakes he makes and his constant whining/excuses just... god, it enrages me. And don't get me wrong, I'd be more understanding if this was his first souls-like game, everybody starts out rusty and makes poor decisions. But he's played dark souls 1/2 AND demon souls before this! How is he still THIS BAD?!
Anyways, some things that really piss me off about his playthrough:
1) He picked the cane... of course he picked the cane... it's like cosmic fate or something, you know? The cane isn't bad but I wouldn't consider it a beginner weapon, it does less damage than the other two, and both the other two have stunning capabilities. He just HAD to pick it, didn't he. The one time he probably ignored his chat because it "looked cool", I'd swear he did it on purpose if I didn't know he was just that fucking stupid.
2) The constant handholding, and looking at chat. When he first entered the Cleric Beast boss room and backed away to the fog door, YOU CAN SEE HIM LOOKING AT THE CHAT!!! This guy needs constant babying to do even the most simple things! The fact he didn't even realise it was a boss room until he saw the fog door is boggling as well, why the fuck would there be a big health bar and a boss name if it wasn't a boss room?
3) He is so.fucking.passive. It's insane... what's worse is he gets greedy/cocky/aggressive at the worst possible times and it leads to him dying. He can never find the right balance. Most of the time though, he's backing away, or like right at the beginning when he's shooting at the werewolf. If he just had some fucking balls for a change he might actually improve and get better at the game. But no, just like how he is in real life, he's a limp dicked little bitch. This, THIS, is what pisses me off more than anything. He really misses the shield so much, i'm really glad you can't use one (at least, a good one anyway) in this game and that he was forced to dodge instead.
I rambled a lot but god, I needed to get that out of my system. Phil is a blight on humanity, and on the souls series. I'm both excited and nauseous when thinking about him playing Elden Ring... I hope to god he rage quits, please please please. Give him another Ludwig, I beg you, I wanna see this manchild throw a tantrum so bad.
Elden ring is going to absolutely ruin him
Might be favorite CZcams comment
his Elden Ring play through is just going to be him whining he isn't getting enough tips and then saying he won't play it anymore cause "peepul r sayen they dun lyke the gaem. *wet snort* "
I pray to god that elden ring makes him rage so much he quits the souls series altogether
@@ninjafrog6966 he'll never quit souls franchise because the paypigs give their master a lot when he plays these games
Phil rolling frame-perfectly into the Looking Glass Knight’s first attack made me actually laugh out loud.
When I first started playing bloodborne and missed a gunshot I didn't think "oh man the gun does nothing dood" I thought my timing was off.
There should be a counter for how many times he says "I dodged, nothing happens". Pretty sure that could be covered on From Soft's latest magnum opus, Elden Ring 😂
I just got an ad that started with the sentence "Roaches again?!" The algorithm is becoming too advanced.
I sadly never played Bloodborne myself since i have no Playstation, but it is a waste to see Phil disrespect a nice game with his poor sportsmanship when he overlevels so grossly. It's like he doesn't even care about attracting more viewers to his channel with such low stakes performances.
This is his paid job after all, you'd think he would care more or at least not be as bad.
It'll come to steam one day. As they all do.
where demons souls at then yo :c
Blood Doll maybe in 2030
You can play BB on PC now through the PS Now streaming service
@@MsMoonDragoon five years later.. still no PC BB 😢
"What do you want me to do, I was stuck in the corner!" ... not get stuck in the corner? Just saying...
Resets death count to 1
“My keyboard isn’t working”
Sure man
I love that against the Looking Glass Knight, he complains because he was expecting that hitting the shield would do something.
“So last night guys I sold all of my potions so I could level up to 42.”
After one fight with Vicar Amellia: “Well, I’m out of potions now so it looks like I’ll have to grind.”
He's obviously never learned how to properly grind Blood Echoes in the best areas in order to level up that way. Blood Vials are the most important consumable in the whole game, so you need to have as many as possible.
Really starts at 12:00
It's amazing how he still hasn't figured out how to heal properly. He just panick heals as soon as he takes damage and gets immediately layed out haha!
And he also doesn't try to keep attacking enemies to regain some of his health so that he doesn't have to waste a blood vial.
How every single fight goes in DSP DS/Bloodborne videos:
*Spams attacks at beginning of fight using all stamina*
*Dies*
WTF I can't block/dodge/roll
Also, if you don't like backtracking do everyone a favour and stop playing these games, your whining is incredibly fucking grating on the nerves. You're like a 12 year old on CoD losing a match, but on EVERY GAME. Finally, this guy has ZERO spatial awareness.
That or visibly mid-swing mashing r1, gets hit, then goes "I tried to roll, didn't work". Of course it doesn't work when you're in the middle of attacking. Stop mashing Phil.
That and I absolutely hate whenever he gets hit, he panic mashes like 3 rolls out, then just spins the camera to face away from the enemies he was fighting, and slowly jogs away healing. Happens in DS3 too, and it's the dumbest damn thing to see. Just pay attention to the enemies, why would you just turn your back to them and walk away licking your wounds.
phil has no choice he must
TheMostTenderOfLovers 9
The thing that baffles me the most is that he doesn’t do half bad fighting some of the bosses for the 1st time. He is just a little shit that refuses to learn because then he’d had to admit it isn’t the game’s fault.
You hit the nail on the head. Phil never changes or adapts or learns from his mistakes. He will slam his head into one brick wall after another until they break and that seems to be the way he’s lived his entire life. It’s like a lack of pattern recognition or something
The damn comments pop up for like 3 seconds
Im not constantly bashing the enemy what the FUCK?! How did i die there? Lets think about this!
THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS preach my friend preach !
2:11:40 - "I don't even know what hit me!" as spiders are dogpiling on his corpse.
That Father Gascoigne fight is rough. Rekt me the first couple times. But there's nothing like the rush of fighting a Bloodborne boss or the rush when you win. Usually have to get up and do cardio.
I managed Gascoigne in one go, it just took me realizing his uppercut was really easy to parry, and I molotoved the hell out of him in beast form. I got real cocky and got absolutely merc'd by Bloodstarved. Then the "actual" Hunter fights (Henryk, Djura's Guard, etc.) Made me really work for it. So I thought I had a handle on things going into NG+. Gascoigne had other ideas. For some reason NG+ Gascoigne rocked my shit for like four days...
That Ebrietas fight is the most I've laughed at a Phil boss encounter.
I think the champion gundyr fight is probably my favorite
so proud of her for getting him that tilted
@@patrickcastrogiovanni3764 I know this is late asf but agreed he lost what 68 times?
@@variedakollector1285 ya he lost like 67 times I've never seen a man walk into so many kicks in my life
There's always some kind of shortcut you can open to the save point, what is he talking about
Was playing a racing game with my nephew who is 5 years old. He lost and said "that's not fair I came in last!!".
I explained to him what fair meant. That he had all the same opportunities that I had to go around the corners in the best way, to use all the specials like I did, to go faster than everyone else and win like I did. And he had to admit in the end that yea it was fair, but it's not FUN to lose and that's why he felt bad. But it was fair. And he ended up improving and LEGITIMATELY beating me more than a few times (I let him win a lot because he's 5 lol). I then showed him me fighting the Nameless King on dark souls 3... Me dying over and over again. And showed him that I don't get upset cuz it's fair and every loss is an opportunity to learn and get better. And it really clicked for him. He still gets very upset losing but he never says it's unfair anymore.
Somehow Philsbury Dough Boy here isn't able to grasp what my 5 year old fairly easily understood. That losing is either an opportunity to learn and better yourself, or an opportunity to make excuses and continue to BE a failure. And it almost never is because the circumstances were unfair. A lesson that applies to life in general, that ole Philly Cheesesteak almost certainly does not understand in the real world either after his decades on this planet.
It's absurd, pathetic and sad to watch a grown man groan and whine and think the same way my nephew did before he learned what the word "fair" really meant. Made even more patently absurd given the fact that he considers himself a professional gamer or whatever.
The only reason he considers himself a "professional gamer" is because he was the top American player in ONE Street Fighter tournament back in 2006, he's never been the top American player in a Street Fighter tournament since (nor has he even entered a Street Fofhter tournament since, neither official or unofficial).
@@redzgaming6880 For clarification:
-By "Top North American Player" he meant he was placed 4/6, but spots 1-3 weren't from NA.
-Most of the regular tournament goers boycotted that tournament because it was being played on a broken port that had a lot of issues. That's why there were so few people competing, and the majority (if nor all) of the highly ranked people didn't show up.
So basically Phil is technically telling the truth, but how he got to his conclusion was through manipulating and omitting the facts.
@beef business Starts off as "my 5 year old nephew" and ends with "my 5 year old" like he's the commenter's son.
@@PunkZombie1300 Honestly, that just makes Phil seem even more pathetic.
You are awesome but another thing that adults like dsp should also learn is that even if it wasn't fair, what would you do about it? If it's meant to be unfair, you just have to play with the cards you're dealt, screaming will never help the situation, only going forward.
You know Phil, if you stop backing up all the time you'll stop getting stuck on walls.
'When a man is tired of Fashion Souls, he is tired of life.' - Dr Samuel Johnson 1777
*Level 387 Intensifies*
This is a joke channel. Ain't no way this is real. No functional human being talks like that. Please tell me that this not real, he is just acting.
I thought it was a joke at first too.
it's legit
If dsp is trolling, then he is the smartest fucking troll we've ever seen, either that, or he's a legitimate idiot.
Summer 1305 we need someone to ask him the question "You have to go 80 miles and your going 80 miles an hour, how long will it take to go 80 miles.
Depends. Is Phil driving? If Phil is driving he'll have hit a tree long beforehand. Or a rock, or another vehicle.....
>Presses dodge as he's been hit
"IT'S BUGGED! I JUST PRESSED DODGE!"
Insanely over leveled, and still got his ass handed to him....
Overleveling means nothing if you dump your points into the wrong stats. You have to upgrade stats that provide actual practical benefits to combat, like Vitality, Strength and Endurance, for example.
Wow. Killed by bloodletting beast at BL96 with a fuckin cannon on his back.
"i need to grind more"
dsp tries it: failing at parrying
At first I wasn't good at parrying and did a lot better
@@hassanawdi3793 wow dude replying to my 3 year old comment, thanks 😎😎😎
"Dark Souls 2 had way more frequent checkpoints than this" - Phil
I suppose that's why you quit on several optional bosses just because you "didn't like the trip back" in Dark Souls 2, right?
He's still never learned not to grind off-camera because it cuts out content for his viewers. At least this time around, I don't think he can cheat his way to high level without actually grinding, unlike in Demon's Souls.
2:06:15 - Looks at stream, gets ambushed by knife lady, classic!
Gakusangi I’m pretty sure he did this at release which means he could have used the duping glitch and just sold a bunch of blood vials to gets echoes to level up
He absolutely duped for echoes
You can probably count how many times he uses the dodge invincibility frames to avoid damage on one hand. I don't think Phil has ever truly realized that you don't have to roll away from attacks to avoid damage in any souls game he played.
It's actually insane how he's still doing the same thing in elden ring
His reaction to Ebrietas was how every boss in the game should have been but he ruined them all by duping and being over leveled
"Snort"
"Burp," "Fart."
What's uniquely Phil is the way he talks as if the AI in games are being played by actual people.
In his warped view of the world i think he thinks there is like.... a real time LIVING person controlling what happens to him in the game. Also he talks to his character as though its a sentient being...
@@Around_blax_dont_relaxThe idea of some sentient force causing every single setback he has isn't just confined to video games - that's how he sees real life too.
He is playing like a gaming journalist 😂😂
Backs into a corner while staying locked on to tall enemy "I can't see anything."
Maybe counter attack to get some health back and create distance.
Did not even know Vicar Amelia could heal.
Thank you DSP.
the pre bloodborne footage in the beginning is hilarious lol
Notice how it's never his fault? He is the perfect being. We should try to be like him more. He's never making any mistakes, according to him. Every game is rigged and it's never his fault.
"Here doggie!"
Instant regret
I've played all of the games except Demon's Souls. Every boss was a long and painful experience for me. Especially Bloodborne. When he beat Logarius and Gerhman first try I was so pissed. He is at such a high level that he has no struggle beating the game. He then proceeds to shit on the game for his mistakes. To give him the right to say he's a "Souls-Veteran" Fuck him. I hope when he goes to hell he has to play all of these games at SL1/BL4.
Wel,l that escalated quickly...
Duck Souls I am kinda new to the series, so what does sl1 and bl4 mean?
Soul Level/ blood level, Soul level 1 is the lowest level to be in dark souls, and Blood level 4 is the lowest level in bloodborne
Thatoneguy Thanks, I beat bloodborne at level 80 but didn't know that...
Livid Why fuck him
And I thought I was overlevelled my first time around, holyshit.
Being overleveled doesn't mean anything if you don't dump enough points into the proper stats for it to make a difference, like Strength and Health.
Of course Phil doesn't stick to the 1v1 to kill the invader, he just runs away when it's too difficult. Literally a coward. That Dark Souls clip is on point with how Phil acts when he thinks he's won over someone, acts like a showboating douche but when it's him getting bodied it's the games fault.
phils problem is he doesn't attempt to learn what's going on, he just tries to shoehorn his way through the game
You know something funny? I never knew Ebrietas had a grab attack until now because I never took so dang long to kill her.
MasterJayShay SAME
1:54:00
I remember when I first encountered that city and these things... I died fighting valiantly because I had no idea about the berserk mode. Then the City. It was all so impacting and in a way spooky.
Here comes DumbShitPhil, spoiling everything to himself so nothing has any meaning. I don't get how players like this exist.
draconic33 that’s why the game actively began trying to keep kill him
Bloodborne play thru doesn't start till about 15:00
I genuinely get mad when he succeeds at anything in this game. That's not just me right? LMFAO
I'm soo late, but I sooo feel you broo
I get so much joy watching this man play. I'm in my first Dark Souls, and boy do I feel better. That first boss was a dead giveaway on how to beat him. I hope to see him fail more. wish he did Fallout 4 on survival.
He'll probably use the duplication glitch and look up weapon and power armor locations lol.
This is exactly the type of person I want to see playing games like these...lol
EVERYTHING IS TURNING INTO A BEAST WTF! It's almost like that's a main part of the game's plot...
I'm convinced that the only reason his deathcount is so low is because the stagger mechanics in bloodborne allow people to R1 spam more effectively than normal in a DS game... and yet, he STILL doesn't understand poise and hyperarmor. HE IS A FIGHTING GAME PLAYER...
It's also due to the fact that he was BL 300 by the end of the playthrough and he said he was grinding when he was just duping like a dipshit, by the time he got to bloodstarved beast he was BL 92......
I'd like to note one thing, Phil has pebbles equipped through the whole game.
Even tho they're mostly useless.
David Fischer they're good for luring
Adorably Cute Asriel Well I'll be honest I wouldn't know.
I don't own the game, I play the dark souls games for PC.
If only it was on pc... :(
David Fischer then why did you even comment this?
I don't know
to be fair, in the late game when you have tons of spare blood echoes floating around, it would be a good idea to switch to knives, as they do the same thing, but hit a lot harder, and can help kill with a bit less effort
>overlevels massively
>still another hour and a half of material
How can one man be so terrible?
Because he didn't dump enough points into the proper stats for them to make any difference. If he had just dumped a boatload of points into Vitality, he wouldn't be dying nearly as much as he is here.
3:20:40 “I can’t see” so of course you stay right in the small area of smoke that causes you not to see and swing wildly.
2:51:04, No...the best grinding spot is actually the Forbidden Woods. When I killed every enemy there, i think it grants me like 40-50k blood echoes. I forgot how much I had initially, maybe a few thousand if i remembered correctly
Lecture Hall is generally a shorter, faster farm.
We need a DSP ''That's bullshit'' counter for these also.
This "playthrough" would've been much more tolerable if that weird half-death accident corrupted his save file, his reaction would've been the only justified and honest reaction/rage (since he manages to repeatedly die while being massively overleveled and still blame the game with his horrible fake-laugh).
Did he say that he thought attacking the shield would do damage??? Attacking a shield..... would do damage......
A shield......
In the Souls games, attacking a weak shield with a strong attack will deal damage, though weaker than an actual hit usually.
"Giant bosses with high DPS have been since Dark Souls 1." No! Even older! It was the gimmick of the very first Soulsborne boss, the tutorial one, the Vanguard!
Also in 2:39:01, the boss ate tasty bacon!
Love how he’ll complain about “homing shots aren’t realistic!”, but then also complains that the weapon 10x his weight kills him in just a few hits.
Thanks for re-uploading these
Little man is afraid of dying in a videogame
*Rolling directly into an attack*
"DODGE IS SO BROKEN!!!"
I'm super late in the game to the TIHYDP series but watching this guy take on multiple enemies is kinda fucking hilarious.