@@BrickBoy1894 Like you wouldn't believe. If some of them found some uncorrupted blueprints they'll hoard it for themselves (as in, whoever found it will hoard for their own planet, not even sharing among fellow Mechanicus from different planet) unless persuaded or against all odds they have a sensible leader.
sometimes I do it to some customers too when I'm working. When they start obsessing around a single sentence and just don't listen, I catch their attention kind of like this: "That's my bag! don't touch it! "yes I see, but..." "it's my bag! mine! I use it for work everyday!" "of course, but what I'm saying..." "And because it's my bag I do what I want with it, ok?? it's my bag!" "OH, WAIT! So that's YOUR bag?" "...." It's pisses them off, but silence them long enough to finish a sentence(20-30 seconds top). Of course the longer the sentence they repeat, the harder is to finish mine. I have to phrase the question in a way they just can't interrupt me until it's finished.
In his defense, getting called in from home on his day off probably happens more often than we've seen and this event might've been the straw that broke the camel's back.
When I will be 70 sitting at home, looking this episode, and still going to spit out anything I had in my mouth because of laughter, my family will ask: After all this time? And I will answer: Always.
I for one do not appreciate someone nicking my stapler. Or, as I'm more of a sous-chef career-wise, I do not appreciate someone taking things like the kitchen keys, the antibacterial spray, the kitchen pens, etc, when I'm going to need them REAL soon. So no. I don't think it is a bad thing to feel that way when someone messes with your workspace. 'cause it happens to me from time to time.
Actually, I've been listening to "Fake Doctor's, Real Friends" where they talk about every single Scrubs episode. Donald who played Turk confessed that he skimmed the script. So it's a very real possibility, especially since if the line was good enough, they'd keep it.
@@jamesflynn4951 it wasn't in the script, i read it somewhere that he's just trying to be funny that time. J.D. ask him "how is that helpful" wasn't in the script either, Zach Braff was really confused but still carry on with the take.
Dr. Moyer: You called me in from home to do an abdomile CAT scan that could wait until Monday morning? Well guess what? It's not happening. J.D.: Look, Dr. Moyer... Dr. Moyer: [throwing a tantrum] These are my machines! Carla: Sir... Dr. Moyer: [ANGRY] My machines! Chris Turk: Who's machines? Dr. Moyer: They're my machines! J.D.: [to Turk] How is that helpful? Dr. Moyer: [throwing his arms up & down] They're mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! My machine! My machine! [again and again until scene ends]
Remember that scene in Jurassic Park, with the computer which played a recording when you entered the wrong password? Well that and this have given me a marvelous idea.
Two hours later: " MY MACHNES MY MACHINES MY MACHINES!!" He could have done the ct scan and been home already. Good thing Elliott stopped him. He would have been there all night yelling "my machines!"
So Mike Moffit quit being a bookie after a bad transaction with a client, while attempting to assist the him he ended up his trunk and feared for his life. After the experience he changed his name to “Moyer” and went to school to become a radiologist, he ended up getting a job at Sacred Heart Hospital where he befriended Dr. Turk and insisted to him that his friend J.D. is a phony
One of Mankind's first Tech Priests.
no, he's just cranky
Ah, I see you're a man of Imperium as well.
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FOR THE EMPPEROR
Can I get a *WAAAGH* in chat
“Who’s machines?”
Turk was a legend
MY MACHINES
*whose
sorry... I had to
Some people just want to see the world burn. Turkleton is one of those people.
@@charleskaplan3567 You think my name is Turk Turkleton?
I wonder if Donald improvised that line. Zach's answer seemed genuinr
The Adeptus Mechanicus in a nutshell.
Huh. I never knew there was this much of an intersection between the fans of Warhammer 40K and Scrubs.
Joss Goyanko Well, there was a video that put a Techpriest face over Moyer...
Really? How so?
Do they limit how much tech Space Marines and the rest of the Imperium can use?
@@BrickBoy1894 Like you wouldn't believe. If some of them found some uncorrupted blueprints they'll hoard it for themselves (as in, whoever found it will hoard for their own planet, not even sharing among fellow Mechanicus from different planet) unless persuaded or against all odds they have a sensible leader.
@@StyryderX You mean like in Helsreach when the Princeps of that Titan got angry with Grimaldus looking for that weapon?
"Whose machines?" lol
How is that helping?
MY MACHINES!!!! THEY'RE MINE, MINE, MY MACHINES, MY MACHINES, MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure they belong to the hospital... XD
Lmao
sometimes I do it to some customers too when I'm working. When they start obsessing around a single sentence and just don't listen, I catch their attention kind of like this:
"That's my bag! don't touch it!
"yes I see, but..."
"it's my bag! mine! I use it for work everyday!"
"of course, but what I'm saying..."
"And because it's my bag I do what I want with it, ok?? it's my bag!"
"OH, WAIT! So that's YOUR bag?"
"...."
It's pisses them off, but silence them long enough to finish a sentence(20-30 seconds top).
Of course the longer the sentence they repeat, the harder is to finish mine. I have to phrase the question in a way they just can't interrupt me until it's finished.
If he's willing to get out of bed & answer the call to work, a cat scan should be a piece of cake
Yeah, but ppl have large egos that they won't do simple task, unless you press a little but.
But they're his machines, tho.
@@JoshSweetvale Whose machines?
In his defense, getting called in from home on his day off probably happens more often than we've seen and this event might've been the straw that broke the camel's back.
He did it so he could inform them whose machines those were.
That episode's title should be renamed : My machines.
It even fits the title theme! lol
Whose machines?
@@SpeedyEric1 MY MACHINES
0:13 Adeptus mechanicus in a nutshell
And the blonde is Inquisitorius Officer.
I smell heresy.
When someone messes with your carefully configured computer setup.
When I will be 70 sitting at home, looking this episode, and still going to spit out anything I had in my mouth because of laughter, my family will ask: After all this time? And I will answer: Always.
Herr Dávid You will have lived a full life
Love HP reference in this comment
When im 70, i will still spit anything out im drinking while reading this comment because its that damn funny
MY MACHINES!!!!!!
These are my machines!
MY MACHINES!
Who’s machines?
MY MACHINES!
How is that helpful?
Beth O'Connor it is extremely helpful
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THEYRE MINE MINE MINE
MY MACHINES
MY MACHINES
MY MACHINES
MY MACHINES
If you think he gets mad when someone touches his machines, wait til someone mentions Parley.
Even worse when you try to blackmail him. He'll murder you and then jam Q-Tips into his ears.
Damn to the depths the muttonhead who invented parley
@@nicholashall3117 that would be the french
Purley. Parsley.
@@alexsm3882 ... Parley?
Is it bad that this is how I feel when someone rearranges things in my work area? "This is MY WORK AREA! MINE, MINE, MINE!"
Whose work area?
*MY* WORK AREA!
I for one do not appreciate someone nicking my stapler. Or, as I'm more of a sous-chef career-wise, I do not appreciate someone taking things like the kitchen keys, the antibacterial spray, the kitchen pens, etc, when I'm going to need them REAL soon.
So no. I don't think it is a bad thing to feel that way when someone messes with your workspace. 'cause it happens to me from time to time.
Me when I used to work at Walgreens as head photo specialist and somebody would jack up the settings all the photo equipment.
@@Jurassic0Al how is that helpful
I love how JD, Carla, and Turk stood there throughout his little "MINE MINE MINE" fit.
lol
"STOW IT! THE BOTH OF YOU! THAT'S ORDER, UNDERSTAND?!" Almost unrecognizable as Pintel 😂
OH MY GOD THANK YOU I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY HE LOOKED SO FAMILIAR
HOLY SHIT IT IS!
He seems to be suggesting that they are his machines, but it's hard to be sure.
Soooo he was saying MINEMINEMINE the whole time while Eliot were getting all fired up?
Marguns21 lol!
He must do a lot of cardio
they ARE his machines after all.
@@GenericUsername-qp1ww Whose machines?
+pdavda
HIS HIS HIS HIS HIS!!!!
I wonder if Turk's "Whose machines?" line was improved... it kinda looks like it...
Actually, I've been listening to "Fake Doctor's, Real Friends" where they talk about every single Scrubs episode.
Donald who played Turk confessed that he skimmed the script. So it's a very real possibility, especially since if the line was good enough, they'd keep it.
@@SaraNightfire1 I'm glad he finally got his answer after waiting 11 years
Doubt it, this was clearly a comedy bit & if that wasn't in it - this scene doesn't come across as funny at all, just a guy being a duck
@@cybox4324 They say patience is a virtue.
I wonder if CZcams commenters will ever learn how to spell "improvised."
When I first started watching Once Upon a Time and I saw Lee Arenberg I kept thinking "They're my beans! My beans!"
Haha my favorite part:
"How is that helpful?"
Hahahahahahaha
Just give him a toaster he'll calm down
Probably one of my favourite clips of any show, ever....
-Turk- 'Whose machines?'
-JD- 'How was that helpful?'
lmao
He's a quotable actor.. first my machines now ello puppet?
Poppet*
Fucking puppet...
WOW THE PIRATE?
I miss Scrubs - cuz this is darn funny!
Who's machines?
MY MACHINES!
LOL
I showed this clip to my kids to let them know that people who take themselves way too seriously should be asked, "Who's machines?"
*whose
if this episode wasnt called my own american girl it wouldve been called my machines
i like the part where he says 'my machines!'
Marco Polo whose machines?
MY MACHINES!
0:21 I'm willing to bet money that Judy Reyes was giggling in that shot.
Look at Turk's face, he was about to lose it!
I cannot tell if that's breaking character or in the script. Just suits the character so much.
@@jamesflynn4951 it wasn't in the script, i read it somewhere that he's just trying to be funny that time. J.D. ask him "how is that helpful" wasn't in the script either, Zach Braff was really confused but still carry on with the take.
is that the guy who fought with George for a parking spot
Yeah, he can't pull in front-first!
Meanwhile, at the Adeptus Mechanicus...
When you try to ask an AdMech to use some technology for *improving* the Imperium...
This is the thought bubble that pops into my head at the mention of the word “machines.”
I love how you could even tell they weren't able to hold in their laughter
By the Omnissiah!!!
He had lots of fun with this part.
I would've too
My compliments to the US public education system. "Who is machines?" indeed.
That's not in... wait, are you reading the youtube comments and expecting basic literacy?
Its un-clear two me who's comment your referring too and whats wrong with it
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0:20 turk breaking character :P
MIMACHINES! MIMACHINES! MIMACHINES! MIMACHINES!
God I miss this show ❤
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This guy did pretty well after Jerry Seinfeld broke his thumbs lol
This man hears the machine spirits voice
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@@josefroque5551 greetings noble Magos of Adeptus Mechanicus
Shut it commie
@@funkdanin typical chaos gods servant. My Comrades from Valhalla shall wipe you from space that belongs to humanity and the Imperium.
Dr. Wily on the intercom flaunting about he reprogrammed Dr. Light’s robots to try and take over the world
And thus the head of the radiology department drops dead of a heart attack....
His last words were: “MY MACHINES!!!!!!”
Almost seems ad-libbed when JD asks Turk how it is helpful, like he is just about to laugh lol
When it took me YEARS to realize it’s the same guy from Pirates of Caribbean who said “the gold calls to us…. Ello puppet”
Whose machines? I’m with that type of petty 😂😂😂😂
Best thing was "Who's Machine's?" aha :P
+Laura Marie whose*
John Ditto My gosh you're right, I'm sorry.
;-)
Laura Marie *machines
Dr Moyer quit being a radiologist and became a pirate.
And then he jammed Q-tips into his ears and murdered his banker.
HAHA I would have done the same thing Turk did.
...Whose machines? :D
Child of the omnissiah
0:21 blud sound like a painter
"Jesse, we gotta stop them from using my machine, Jesse"
I can't help but feel he's trying to tell us something about those machines...
🤣
Why did he bother coming in then if he wasn’t gonna do it?
He looks like Kerry King
Lewis Thorntondre it is Lee Arenberg or Pintel from Pirates of the caribbean
Little wreck - it Ralph
Wow from his early humble days of being a criminal trying to rob a diner in RoboCop 3 ....Dr Myer has come a long way!!!!
I wonder if the only requirement to be a doctor of sacred is to be insane 😂😂
The mooring line! Mooooooring line!
he's still that pissed off he didn't get that parking spot thanks to george costanza.
isn't that the guy from Pirates Of The Caribbean?
lyricsfromsweden No, he's the guy who murdered his banker and stuck Q-tips too far into his ears.
No he's Mike Moffat from Seinfeld
whose machines?
MY MACHINES!
And then he killed his manager and stuck Q-Tips way too far into his ears.
Reubenofthedead I remember him from that.
Well, you'll do that kind of thing when you've got Sam Kinison's voice stuck in your head...
Dr. Moyer: You called me in from home to do an abdomile CAT scan that could wait until Monday morning? Well guess what? It's not happening.
J.D.: Look, Dr. Moyer...
Dr. Moyer: [throwing a tantrum] These are my machines!
Carla: Sir...
Dr. Moyer: [ANGRY] My machines!
Chris Turk: Who's machines?
Dr. Moyer: They're my machines!
J.D.: [to Turk] How is that helpful?
Dr. Moyer: [throwing his arms up & down] They're mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! My machine! My machine!
[again and again until scene ends]
😠
I do this every time I go get an MRI, cat scan. Hilarious and the rooms always echo like that.
NEIN! NEIN ! NEIN! NEIN!
They are my machines
Deus Mechanicus whose machines?
@@Sheffdawg2305 MY MACHINES!
These are my cursed gold pieces!
MY GOLD!
MY GOLD!
why does he look like a new gen Jedi?
THESE ARE MY MACHINES!
When you ask the administrator for access to Task Manager and end a frozen task.
What a grumpy dwarf ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️
Remember that scene in Jurassic Park, with the computer which played a recording when you entered the wrong password? Well that and this have given me a marvelous idea.
They just triggered a dam Boss Battle!
That voice, it sounds like some beginning to a heavy metal song
Even kings must bow before gods...or lawyers in this case.
This actor was in pirates of Caribbean …just noticed
He's an angry elf.
E. P. I. C. Turk answer!
They’re taking about a CT but standing in front of an MRI! Hahaha
MY MACHINES
Lee Arenberg, who you may recognize from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
Two hours later: " MY MACHNES MY MACHINES MY MACHINES!!" He could have done the ct scan and been home already. Good thing Elliott stopped him. He would have been there all night yelling "my machines!"
This is the moment where Walt became Heisenberg.
Whose machines? LMFAO! Hysterical!
Head of the radiology department
Even Walter White’s brother is a huge control freak.
Dr Moyer is crazy
Draedon in a nutshell
Me, when someone is too close to one of my motorcycles
The blonde is the Witch Hunter
So Mike Moffit quit being a bookie after a bad transaction with a client, while attempting to assist the him he ended up his trunk and feared for his life. After the experience he changed his name to “Moyer” and went to school to become a radiologist, he ended up getting a job at Sacred Heart Hospital where he befriended Dr. Turk and insisted to him that his friend J.D. is a phony
I didn’t know Scrubs was a 40k prequel. Better lump it in with Event Horizon 😂
Lee Arenburg!
Next line - JD: That was awesome...
Dr. Christopher Duncan Troll, ready for action
0:13 - 0:20
“Dr. Moyer…”
*“THESE ARE MY MACHINES!!!”*
“Sir…”
*“MY MACHINES!!!”*
“Whose machines?”
*“MY MACHINES!!!”*
💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀
МОИ АППАРАТЫ!
That guy gotta be a drummer.
He is grumpy
I'm waiting for his evil horns to raise