This makes me glad I never wasted money getting a subscription the older boxes seemed so much better the contents were more interesting and the quality was better.
Jeff... the battletac plug is for the urethra.
You can actually buy most of this crap on amazon and spend less the 150, how is this company still alive
@@Skyguy-hi2rk They buy them in bulk so it's cheaper than buying only one unit
@@itseli2475 if you read the panel that he pulled from the top it said the $119 box came with the double locking karambit. He spent $120 for this garbage.
Jeff's like "HELL YEAH, TACTICAL BUTTPLUG!"
You don't want that glass breaker part poking into your hand when you hit something. You're supposed to strike with that end.
They basically just ship garbage to your house.
its looks cool i guess? Other than that having this many weapons just make you seem like a dangerous person
He says "even tho its small.....it's still fully functional."
Me: That's what she said.....(laughs...)
I used to sell that exact stun gun. Different branding though. It is produced in China and you can have the factory put whatever brand you request on it. The lowest voltage they make at that factory is 800,000. It will leave little burn marks. Also, when you first tried to turn it on, you would had stunned yourself. The side metal plates are strike plates so if you are swigging the stun gun like a baton, or if someone gets a hold of it, the side plates WILL shock you. I had someone grab that with two hands similar to what you did an zapped the hell out of themselves, ha.
My son bought his GF a stun gun. Me, being me, wanted to try it out. I zapped myself a dozen times. Didn't hurt. (My SON said it hurt). Left burn marks though, LOL!
Interesting. Oh that's interesting. Hey that's interesting. Man you know that's just interesting
Interestingly enough he doesnt get tired of using that word..how Interesting!!!
He says interesting but I think he means “I have nothing interesting to say”
Look at these kids playing with their little knives. Back in our day we used to go to the merry ol' tavern with our halberds on.
Hahahaha! I always love to look at ”bottle openers” and “paper weights” (knuckles)
The reason i don't carry/use those defence pens is because they look like butt plugs
Charles McLain is there anyway we can actually but things like knifes online for the uk I wanna get some good stuff but no where sells stuff lol
The reason i don't carry/use those butt plugs is because they look like defence pens.
How do you know what a butt plug looks like?😳😳😳 experience or hanging with the wrong crowd? Damn!!! I liked my own comment because you tube has deemed me as a liberal hater and a enemy of their liberal socialist beliefs!!, and I really don’t give a rats ass! How about that you tube ?? Block me some more because it’s all you can do to stop us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And in the end you will lose because America is awake now and you and all the other liberals are finally going to get what you deserve!... American justice! BOOM!! Two restrooms, no open borders and the right to bare arms!!! You cannot change what made this country great and you cannot stop American’s from making it even greater even before the idiots tried to destroy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As demented as you liberals are, and the sick ass message you are trying to force down our children’s throat by saying it’s ok to be gay. We will fight you to the very end!!! And the border will not be overrun by criminals trying to convince America that they seeking anything else but a place to hide and a free handout from the hardworking citizens of ( our ) great country!! And all the$$ and media, Hollywood idiots are not going to help your cause one freakin bit!!!! Got it?? Probably not.....................
@@thegit8698 aIf it's a fixed blade or lockable blade it's still illegal to carry here in the UK regardless of size. it could be a one-inch blade but still, illegal if its a lockable blade. legally you can only carry a 'folding knife' of under 3 and a half inches
"Come on guys get your head out of the gutter!"
Look who's talking. You're the one who said it.
Oh, one more thing, I didn't hold it in my hand and I don't know what the cost but, I think the belt knife would be very helpful. Loved the way it securely locked into it's sheath. Easily accessible and safe. Also matte black so, very stealthy.
The spike is a q baton used in self defence for attacking pressure points and applying pressure to joints and wounding fleshy areas
“Incest huh?” 😂😂😂😂😂 got me
I think that bottle knuck might be a money clip
DJ BroniX - it’s not lol it has nothing to clamp down on your money with, it would just fall out. The gap is to be slid on your belt for carry
Brock Nasty it would fall off your belt the same way that Gap is to clear glass so that you can exit a window
"It's interesting because even though it's small, it is extremely functional."
XD
I'm so happy I found this channel again
I like the fact that that cheaper looking knife has a lot of mounting options. Haha. That bottle opener will break your finger from the look of things :P
Every thing in that box except for the paper is illegal in Canada
Aaron Wag All of this stuff is mostly only legal in the US. No other countries let you just buy knives this easily.
The metal dagger is a kubotan used for very close range used them to jab their pressure points and take them down in seconds very useful and tactical tool to carry around on a day to day basis
I have a SOG Multi tool, have bought quite a few over the years starting out in the early 90's with a GERBER multi-tool. lost it when i transferred to west coast. i just bought a new Gerber, silhoute. really light. nice tool to carry
I don’t think you’re supposed to punch with the glass breaking tip in your palm...
Opening knives always makes me feel better !
Gerber, still alive and well! Although I will always be in love with my Winchester set. All three well used and used well!
I used to have a Snarl. It was a good knife, but a bit too thick for slicing. Unfortunately, someone broke into my house on Christmas last year and stole my entire knife collection, aside from a few I had with me. Getting robbed sucks.
NotWellKnown
That sucks balls man.
Merry fucking Christmas damn.
That guy ever get caught?
Kim Zhang Knowing how stories of stolen knives go, if the original owner took good care of his knives, the thief will have sashimi fingers for a long time to come
Sorry to hear that!!! Hurricane Katrina took my knife collection, racecar and well the whole damn house!!!!
What's up with everything having a bottle opener? Come on get drunk and play with these toys. Ridiculous. All flea market items.
All these monthly boxes are filled with junk. Some of them are junkier tjan others lol
@@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489 if you have another bottle you can open a beer
this looks like one of the better BattleBoxes they've put out. Pretty cool stuff
He said "It's menacing but y'all sickos would think otherwise." But then he says "It's in your pants and you pull it out."
The balisong is stupid bc you cant safely flip a duble edged knife
AS SOON AS I HEARD YOUR VOICE I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE DOLLAR STEAK GUY!!!!
I have 1 push dagger I bought years ago from a mail order job... its called "the little deeper" I think its kinda marketed to guys who dive and swim etc... basically it straps you your arm/leg and you in theory use it against a shark attack.
i love how Jeff is like "this is a great box!" and people in the comments are like "this is trash"
also the "ice guy" comment fucking killed me
That readyman knife looks like a rip off from the gerber ghost strike
Its actually is an ghoststrike hybrid...seen it on another Gerber video..the original ghoststrike is one of my EDCS
It's a horrid copy of it. I carry the ghostrike, a Schrade Schf14, and a Spyderco Tenacious as edc
You know what's funny? The rape alarm is the only thing in this box that's legal in the UK.
Btw 120 decibels is ridiculously loud. It’s definitely within the threshold of pain so not only is it to scare an assaulting person, but it could be used as a possible weapon if put up to the person’s ear.
“Looks likes plug of sorts”😂😂
$119.99 for that karambit.. right...
As someone who loves so many chinese imported products, recent findings in the Chinese Metal industry have indicated that an immense amount of materials are not up to Standards outside of China.
So many times I've seen a product be made in china, sold in bulk for relatively cheap, and then an American company rebrands and repackages the cheap/inexpensive chinese product, and sells it for a premium.
I would have been happy to buy a D2 knife from china before I was aware of this problem.
scared me when you first pulled out the taser. when i saw it in the plastic, i was like ooh a taser; then you started holding it odd and flicking switches haha
I thought it was my dog snoring jere but when I looked for him he was nowhere to be found untill you said you dog was snoring
😂😂😂 Nice video honest and direct 😊
Good thing's come in small boxes those would be felony where im live most of them
To some up his review in a word, interesting.
that one finger loop spike(?) , my first thought was - break glass - vehicle windows
That long pointy thing is for smacking pressure points on the neck and chest as I have one
The real self defense box would come with a .45 for cc and an ar for the house
Don't forget the tactical shotgun that can fit in your glovebox and the 20mm cannon in the center console.
Yep America the only place you need a gun on the street for “self defence”
@@connermcgibbon6934 ... Say that back to yourself in your head again slowly...
Christmas for you daily isnt it jeff.
That "plug" is not meant to stab, it's a kubotan.
It's a self defence device, used to push/press it needs some practice to learn how to use it, but it's really effective once you mastered it
wish these things were available where i live
im an svid collector myself and have a range of knives from wenger and victorinox
these are out of this world wow!!
I'll stick with my 357 snubby
Oldschool Cyborg Go on shoot somebody with your 357 Snubby you know you want to....and spend a long time in a metal box with many more gun lovers
@boomerhgt have fun taking a dirt nap because your swiss army knife didn't get the job done or have fun twirling your finger slingers around
And that knuckle thing also looks like a moneyclip, too.
Seems a bit wide for a money-clip, seems more like it's built to slot onto a belt.
"This is a stun gun. Stunning."
That ViperTec stun gun was one of the first self defence weapon I got. Had a lot of run ins with the neighborhood dogs, first night I got it was pretty awesome. Pit bull was loose and roaming the street meanwhile I was on a walk, dashed straight at me with my stun gun armed, ZAP ZAP and the dog ran to the hills. Very handy for getting rid of mosquitos, roaches, spiders, yeah.
"pull that thing out of your pants" cutlerylover 2017
What is this? A neck-knife for ants?
Keep that "Kara" away from Doug Marchida. He will go crazy with that knife. And do not invite him in your house. By the time he will leave, you will find your "Kara" missing.
The Readyman knife is for your car seatbelt and is a very useful tool
Those rubberized coatings on handles eventually oxidize and break down, getting so sticky that you'll need to remove it with lighter fluid or some other cleaning fluid, to get down to the metal, if you still want to carry it.
Literally every time I skip 10 seconds he says "interesting"
"Get your head out of the gutter" literally didn't think of that until you made the reference. In a box labelled "self-defense", I wouldn't think of that at all I would (and did) think "Oh, that's a cool idea, a little pocket, pokey thingy."
you can use the spike tool to help loosen rope knots that are tied too tight
As law enforcment who lives in NY be sure to check your local laws where you live, most of these items are illegal to possess in NY except for law enforcement and first responders.
Lyndon Durgan that way only the criminals can have them! Is New York still part of the USA?
Oh I remember we elected president Trump now maybe New York can join the Union 🤔
Lol “a plug of sorts” 😂😂 lmao
The balisong was from American buffalo knife and tool abkt from that card you were wondering about
The "thing" is a kubaton. It is meant for pressure points, but even if you're not trained it is still an effective non lethal.
*is getting shot at a country concert*...."Wait hold on i need to take out my bottle opener i got from BattlBox"
Someone knows a lot about plugs
I love the fact it works like a grenade. Lol
You are exactly just like Hank from Breaking Bad.
Hey Jeff....I wonder if they have a NJ compliant battle box? lol
The Dagger nope not here, Stun gun 'ILLEGAL' and if the pepper spray is over .75oz thats ILLEGAL to. Yep NJ where fun comes to DIE! 😆
NJ Battle Box: Rape whistle, Toe tag and a body bag 😂🤣😂
On the plus side, you have all those self defense laws, so violent crime has to be like nothing, right? Right? It works that way, right?
BravoGorilla almost as good as Chicago, not quite but we’re getting there 👍
I was thinking that as a Brit, and how much is illegal to own. I mean the first knife and the alarm and last knife is it. I think we can't have push daggers
at least you guys have a functional six flags 😂😂😂 trade in all the self defense for rollercoasters
The aluminum loop looks like a pressure point device. Kubotan type defense.
That knife can be opened on pretty much anything, like connect the side with your leg or something and itll opem
The karambit seems interesting but i will stick to my fox 479 lol
The tiny push dagger is kind of cool, but in general everything looks like it came from the flea market or out of a BudK catalog.
The mantis most of all is one of the stupidest looking so called knife I've ever seen.
You know the adpocalypse is hittin hard he is even reviewing tactical butt plugs now
That tool can be used as either a kubaton or a Marlon spike for knot tying.
So a bunch of cheap gun show items and one decent knife for $149.00?.... basically a budget box!
This box makes me realize that canadian laws on weapons suck. We can't own pepperspray, stun guns, knuckles, balisongs, push daggers and that spike could be taken as a rope dart and thus illegal here. And for little to no reason, considering you can't have pepper spray, but you can carry bear mace. Also if you have brass knuckles that aren't metal, they are legal here.
Yep, fellow Canadian here. I hope they work on changing that, I'd love to get my hands on all of that stuff.
Well, Canadians did just elect high school drama teacher Trudeau. They're not known for being bright. Good thing Canada has a strong, capable ally on its southern border or they would have been invaded a long time ago.
Cool, nice balisong/butterfly knife.
I thought he said"this would be a good way to wake up Gus". Scared me for a second Jeff.
"Hey, what can I say officer, I'm an ICE guy!"
That Readyman knife looks like aids.
That balisong doesn't make sense to me.
And I'm not sure how I feel about that karambit. Definitely ugly.
TheMawsJawz TM one thing is aids another doesnt make sense ans the other is plain ugly lmao
Espada Hunter
I don't think that word means what you think it means lmao.
I think the word your looking for is "opinionated".
Nonetheless it just happened to be that I found some of the tools I the box to be, well, gross.
I honestly expected it to be full of pure gimmick. The karambit seems to lock decently so you could use it in defense, the balisong is a bit gimmicky, peper sprays always nice for people that cant, dont or wont carry a gun, alarm is nice for women and children, id be a bit worried about the push dagger but itd work, spike thing is questionable and not even because of the intended purpose. The handle on that other knife worries me a lot. I think thats one is probably not worth carrying. Stun gun? Really? What is the legality of them sending those boxes with that in it. The knuckles arent something id use because i like functional fingers. My rule of thumb is if you puch hard enough to break your knuckles then you dont need brass knuckles.
Ps you should find someone willing to get shocked for a video.
Bastion knuckle = Quickest way to break a finger.
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That stun gun is cool , karambit isnt that nice , they could get rid of the dodgy fixed blade rubber handle , the push dagger , the incest alarm and the butt plug thing and swap all that out for a decent fixed blade with a good sheath , much more functional and can do the job of all those things , apart from the incest that can only be stopped with a katana.
Wow, those Shadow Daggers | Night have a really low float!
No WAY Mantis is anything other than something someone set up to punk us. Their stuff is pure comedy.
How much did this package cost?
Rexczi Cex there are 4 options for these boxes range from 25 dollars to 150 dollars but this looks luke the 25 dollar box
time lapse kinda cheap.. but the quality is poor so.. its still alot of money if you even just have this 1 year..
None of this is cool. Crazy.
Jeff can you do a top 5 or 10 list for USA made pocket knives under $50 maybe $75.
Always remember to season your taser before use.
If this box were sent to me I would literally box all the items back up and throw directly in the trash. What a bunch of complete and utter garbage.
Cool box. The karambit looks big and bulky though. Great review.
That battletac's kind of cool. It's a Kubotan and a knuck!
Yet again i see why i could never waste money on the monthly subcription boxes. Thanks for saving me money. Good review
Skyfall 007 yes I agree strongly it is a big waste of money
Trust me... he is making his money back by doing these reviews