Mae Martin - Why Are You Gay?

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  • čas přidán 20. 09. 2018
  • #MaeMartin on having to explain why she is gay in an interview. Two words: Ian Peach.
    Mae Martin stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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Komentáře • 978

  • @karmamelk9
    @karmamelk9 Před 5 lety +5143

    "Oh, my God. Is it true? I mean, we gave your brother the same peaches..." LOL

    • @fig7984
      @fig7984 Před 5 lety +52

      The peach scene...

    • @JhullyAmilly
      @JhullyAmilly Před 5 lety +11

      best part

    • @zacmosier1715
      @zacmosier1715 Před 4 lety +17

      And the funny thing would be, that he's straight. The damn peaches. Find an excellent one and that's it. 😀

    • @lialamboglia99
      @lialamboglia99 Před 4 lety +6

      Loving women peaches

    • @veronikarovenska4671
      @veronikarovenska4671 Před 3 lety +11

      "Maybe that's why he is into girl, too, mum."

  • @moonlily1
    @moonlily1 Před 5 lety +4527

    Ian Peach disliked this video 62 times.

  • @chrystenkodomichalos8104
    @chrystenkodomichalos8104 Před 5 lety +1679

    "We gave your brother the same peaches"

  • @katieberryworld
    @katieberryworld Před 5 lety +2258

    "it's 2015 , I'm feeling good!"
    oh no baby! get ready for next year.

  • @if5248
    @if5248 Před 5 lety +995

    That peach part made me think of 'call me by your name'

    • @Wolfbane580
      @Wolfbane580 Před 5 lety +14

      I hate that movie

    • @rmcewan10
      @rmcewan10 Před 5 lety +14

      Aidan Woods are you human tho

    • @Wolfbane580
      @Wolfbane580 Před 5 lety +3

      Yes :(

    • @rmcewan10
      @rmcewan10 Před 5 lety +18

      Aidan Woods then how can you possibly hate that movie. It’s one of the most human movies I’ve ever seen, if not the most

    • @Wolfbane580
      @Wolfbane580 Před 5 lety

      The movie?

  • @GayMuses
    @GayMuses Před 4 lety +602

    I'm gay because haVE YOU LOOKED AT WOMEN

    • @Anthonyianazone
      @Anthonyianazone Před 4 lety +7

      “Have you thought about switching it up?”😂😂😂

    • @easytoslip
      @easytoslip Před 4 lety +7

      am just bumping into this video today, and it's super creepy how there's a mormon christ ad before it. Have never seen a mormon christ ad in my life on youtube. did they pay good money to target the gay audience of youtube? ew

    • @aumjha4849
      @aumjha4849 Před 4 lety +1

      Why are you gae?

    • @redomkhan5455
      @redomkhan5455 Před 3 lety +2

      Who is Gay?!

    • @timothymagitt9019
      @timothymagitt9019 Před 3 lety

      @@redomkhan5455 right idk her

  • @Destroyer_of_Worlds
    @Destroyer_of_Worlds Před 5 lety +313

    Breaking News: Georgia peach farms are going bankrupt since many people believe that peaches make you gay.

  • @ronaldachille7998
    @ronaldachille7998 Před 5 lety +708

    I guess that's why they associate "gay" with fruit.
    Question: Why are you gay?
    Answer: Maybe eating a peach in grade nine."

    • @Musaaaa653
      @Musaaaa653 Před 4 lety

      do they?

    • @g33xzi11a
      @g33xzi11a Před 4 lety +11

      Peach until emojis was also strictly slang for vagina. (Rather labia). Of course, now in emojis it always means ass, but as a slang term can mean either ass or vagina.

    • @lick_my_listerine27
      @lick_my_listerine27 Před 4 lety +1

      Jack Alope eating peach can still be gay lmao

    • @g33xzi11a
      @g33xzi11a Před 4 lety +1

      「Killa 27」 Fair. But gay women are not called “fruits” as a slur.

    • @cupid3078
      @cupid3078 Před 4 lety

      @@g33xzi11a I've never took it as an insult but being called fruity is in fact a word for comparison of gay

  • @vampcinder7237
    @vampcinder7237 Před 5 lety +285

    She actually had me laughing pretty damn hard. What a crazy coincidence that someone in the audience knew the guy too.

    • @nydydn
      @nydydn Před 5 lety +23

      C'mon... she didn't know Iain, she's just messing with her. Witty gal

    • @roachdoggjr1940
      @roachdoggjr1940 Před 8 měsíci

      It's not hard to remember that she's said that she's from Toronto, the only city in all of Canada.

  • @Steinwaytoday
    @Steinwaytoday Před 5 lety +1096

    she's just too adorable not to love

  • @colt-one
    @colt-one Před 5 lety +1955

    As a gay guy, I think she's kinda cute.

    • @himikotoga9138
      @himikotoga9138 Před 5 lety +174

      Same. I looked at the thumbnail and I was like, "oh he's cute"

    • @zilaxia
      @zilaxia Před 5 lety +54

      @Phil McCrevice If you've got an issue with them keep it to yourself, don't be *_that_* guy

    • @BiancaDelTaco
      @BiancaDelTaco Před 5 lety +19

      Phil McCrevice idk what kind of smelly dudes been hanging around with... or how smelly and hairy you are, but maybe you need to see someone for it. Or maybe go to a bookstore for some self help books “cutting for dummies”?

    • @Lex-ox8lz
      @Lex-ox8lz Před 5 lety +6

      @Phil McCrevice Dude wtf?

    • @daniellediller5070
      @daniellediller5070 Před 5 lety +19

      Thought she was guy too at first lol very cute though.

  • @Ryoka1
    @Ryoka1 Před 5 lety +585

    The misquote still makes sense to her story though :)

    • @KYRM09
      @KYRM09 Před 5 lety +54

      THAT'S THE JOKE!!!

    • @mh-uc5bm
      @mh-uc5bm Před 5 lety +3

      I don’t get it lol I’m dumb can you explain

    • @IonutzGamesMc
      @IonutzGamesMc Před 5 lety +43

      @@mh-uc5bm Eating a peach...could be considered oral sex on a female...

    • @mh-uc5bm
      @mh-uc5bm Před 5 lety +8

      Gunther41 I’ve never heard of that and I’m bi haha thanks

    • @keptyeti
      @keptyeti Před 5 lety +9

      @@mh-uc5bm It's not that it's a common saying or anything. It's a smart joke in large part because it's a logical but really skewed connection that you probably haven't thought of exactly in this way before. It works because of how a peach is shaped, and how it's soft, and also in this case because of her age at the time and the fuzz on a peach. By the way, when a joke is explained, it's ruined.

  • @lonetiger1000
    @lonetiger1000 Před 5 lety +2302

    Real talk...Id totally date her. She's so corky and it's cute.

    • @hazell591
      @hazell591 Před 5 lety +62

      kinky or dorky?

    • @katieberryworld
      @katieberryworld Před 5 lety +127

      +hazel L I think they ment quirky

    • @lonetiger1000
      @lonetiger1000 Před 5 lety +103

      cutsey cat lol no I truly meant "corky." You know like a bubbly, cute, and fun personality that's a little odd. I know it's similar to the word quirky, but in the south that word can carry a negative cogitation and is often met with poor reception. So we like to mix in little slang with our compliments and use the word corky instead.

    • @lonetiger1000
      @lonetiger1000 Před 5 lety +24

      @@Kajenx ???...Im not sure what that has to do with her sexuality. I just meant allot of southerners in general don't like being referred to as quirky..lol maybe because it's a term we're coined with more often by northerners. Anyway, where I grew up we just said corky, but maybe that's one of our quirks. Lmao

    • @josereiban
      @josereiban Před 5 lety

      yeah, I'd do it too, hehehehe.

  • @victoriaollier2345
    @victoriaollier2345 Před 5 lety +86

    Does anybody know this guy Ian Peach?
    “Yeah!”
    Wut?

  • @jackdavids2723
    @jackdavids2723 Před 5 lety +450

    Well I remember eating a lot of cucumbers growing up, wait a minute ....

  • @M.Moadeli123
    @M.Moadeli123 Před 5 lety +243

    The way he broke up with her though. Ooooooooouchhhhhh

  • @denveeer
    @denveeer Před 4 lety +45

    Honestly I would've answered in a similar way, I mean
    "Why are you gay?"
    And I'll be like
    "Maybe Mae Martin in 11th grade"
    Like, for real, how can you not have a crush for her?!? LIKE SERIOUSLY

  • @shadowkittycat97
    @shadowkittycat97 Před 4 lety +25

    Real talk tho "maybe eating a peach" sounds extremely sarcastic and peak gen z humor

  • @aon02b
    @aon02b Před 5 lety +59

    In the future, if anyone asks me "why are you gay?" I'm definitely gonna say "maybe eating a peach in grade 9". That is perfect

  • @Polkazavr
    @Polkazavr Před 4 lety +45

    She has these Kristen Stewart vibes and it's so cool

  • @Siile_
    @Siile_ Před 5 lety +281

    Anna Faris with short hair.

    • @tammyk1761
      @tammyk1761 Před 5 lety +6

      YES THANK YOU FOR NOTICING

    • @williampadilla139
      @williampadilla139 Před 5 lety +13

      Justin bieber with a dick.

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 Před 3 lety

      @@williampadilla139 She def has more top energy than Bieber

  • @ThexInsidexMan
    @ThexInsidexMan Před 5 lety +789

    very excited to see where her career goes. it will be hard to dodge the "ellen" comparisons, but being compared to a legend isn't the worst way to start a conversation. definitely a green light from me

    • @diogenesthecynic5037
      @diogenesthecynic5037 Před 5 lety +4

      Ellen is a fucking joke, so are women comics.

    • @nemuihana
      @nemuihana Před 5 lety +30

      [Wendy voice] Oh my god... I hadn't even thought of the comparison but you are right

    • @PK-xj6qz
      @PK-xj6qz Před 5 lety +47

      The only thing they have in common is that they are both gay and have short blonde hair. Their stand up styles and routines are very different.

    • @ThexInsidexMan
      @ThexInsidexMan Před 5 lety +9

      @@PK-xj6qz you act as though the bulk of humanity is intelligent and sees past the surface... Are you familiar with rap?

    • @BiancaDelTaco
      @BiancaDelTaco Před 5 lety +4

      Wait what’s with Ellen’s comparison? Because she’s a skinny butch looking girl with short blonde hair style who does comedy? FOH!

  • @sarahkeegan5523
    @sarahkeegan5523 Před 5 lety +227

    Anybody else crushing on Mae? 😂😂

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed Před 5 lety +162

    So young. But already so polished.
    Gave a coherent narrative, and allowed us into a plausible experience.

    • @2255223388
      @2255223388 Před 2 lety +1

      She's not that young, she's just short so her eyes look bigger, therefore she looks younger.

  • @LesEatGood
    @LesEatGood Před 4 lety +62

    Who’s here after watching FEEL GOOD from netflix!! 😍✌🏻

  • @qtaylor2747
    @qtaylor2747 Před 4 lety +21

    The way she ruffles her hair is so cute

  • @zoemarshall3060
    @zoemarshall3060 Před 5 lety +53

    When she says mum she sound well British :)

  • @jasjzz5982
    @jasjzz5982 Před 5 lety +52

    she remind me of Eric in 70show does anyone feel that too?

  • @medinalam5357
    @medinalam5357 Před 4 lety +11

    this is the third or fourth time I've watched her perform these sam jokes in different places and I literally laugh every time i can't she's amazing

  • @Marcus.Robinson
    @Marcus.Robinson Před 5 lety +24

    "maybe eating a peach in grade 9" LMAO

  • @novaistired6974
    @novaistired6974 Před 5 lety +18

    "Mae, are you okay?" "Peachy."

  • @yareiza
    @yareiza Před 3 lety +3

    This is one of my all time favorite jokes and I come to listen to it at least once every few months lol

  • @filipedias7284
    @filipedias7284 Před 5 lety +66

    *_PEPE, WHY R U GEH?_*

    • @youboob6297
      @youboob6297 Před 5 lety +3

      *...bee cause dee man, he like to eat da poopoo! do you eat da poopoo??...*

  • @tahlialea8282
    @tahlialea8282 Před 5 lety +12

    I’m sat on a bus in hysterics because of this 😂 I love her

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 Před 5 lety +31

    "Its 2015, I'm feeling good"
    *the shitshow that will be 2019 enters the chat*

    • @irenepluym_music
      @irenepluym_music Před 3 lety +3

      Wait until you see 2020 - 2021 bud

    •  Před 3 lety +3

      @@irenepluym_music Right lol what even happened in 2019, all I remember is blissful normality

    • @DustinAndrew
      @DustinAndrew Před 4 měsíci

      What happened in 2019?? 2019 was one of the best years of my life!

  • @nonaide
    @nonaide Před 5 lety

    Watching this at work, dying from suppressing my laughter. Well done

  • @goblin_flavoured_
    @goblin_flavoured_ Před 5 lety +90

    Ian Peach disliked this video 431 times.

  • @correctandsexyaboutit
    @correctandsexyaboutit Před 5 lety +23

    My dude she literally says she lives in London. Thats why she sounds like that.

  • @maemars9026
    @maemars9026 Před 3 lety +6

    I can’t believe someone in the audience knows Ian Peach! That’s so funny! I’ve heard that joke in many of her stand up gigs and that is a first!

  • @marythompson558
    @marythompson558 Před 2 lety

    I haven't watched all her stuff, but I love what I've seen so far!!

  • @lilyritchie-cruickshank4969

    damn you can tell she lives in England

  • @she_bear_aurora
    @she_bear_aurora Před 4 lety +7

    2:22 Like mother, like daughter.

  • @jimher8810
    @jimher8810 Před 5 lety +174

    She is really funny.. damn u ian peach.. u scar her hella deep and for life. Smh...

  • @louisgraham9959
    @louisgraham9959 Před 5 lety

    I was adequately entertained by this set. I'ma look up this mae Martin character.

  • @diyajose2143
    @diyajose2143 Před 5 lety +8

    “Maybe eating a peach in grade 9” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leewisda3802
    @leewisda3802 Před 4 lety +8

    “We slow danced at a party and he got a semi...so that’s our song now” 😂

  • @christinelaporte2608
    @christinelaporte2608 Před 3 lety +5

    Mae Martin is hysterical & her Netflix show FEEL GOOD rocks 🎸

  • @hi-qq8bf
    @hi-qq8bf Před 3 lety +10

    "it's 2015"
    damn those were good times.

  • @Anthonyianazone
    @Anthonyianazone Před 4 lety +4

    “We’re all very sad. But have you thought about... switching it up?”😂😂😂😂

  • @bella.beauty
    @bella.beauty Před 5 lety +20

    She looks like the guy from that 70s show lol

  • @angelenapulis9083
    @angelenapulis9083 Před 5 lety

    Absolutely stellar!

  • @Jonasftw
    @Jonasftw Před 4 lety

    Ooo. I never saw this. I saw her in "Feel Good," on Netflix. Ty, CZcams, for recommending something I actually want to see. Love this treasure

  • @bergfish7328
    @bergfish7328 Před 5 lety +5

    💓Heart be still!

  • @LunyMilky
    @LunyMilky Před 5 lety +47

    Well, now we all know that peach is like a One Piece's devilfruit that turns people into gay x')

  • @hyoyeonsblondehair4315

    I love her humor. 😆 Thank you

  • @elizabethzepeda2122
    @elizabethzepeda2122 Před 5 lety +1

    so clever, and made me laugh so hard!

  • @jakethepillowsnake4098
    @jakethepillowsnake4098 Před 5 lety +3

    I don't understand... we gave your brother the same peach.
    XD I lost it.

  • @cinsei4587
    @cinsei4587 Před 5 lety +16

    Okay but like why cant i find the interview 😭😭

  • @daviddemar8749
    @daviddemar8749 Před 5 lety

    That was terrific!

  • @marlesimms
    @marlesimms Před 2 měsíci +1

    This set was so smart and well delivered

  • @cortlynnull2645
    @cortlynnull2645 Před 5 lety +39

    “It’s 2015”
    Oh no
    They don’t know that the world is on fire yet

    • @mckenzie-brock4567
      @mckenzie-brock4567 Před 4 lety +2

      or that there is a virus going around that is spreading like wildfire and everyone is going crazy over toilet paper

    • @gonesnake2337
      @gonesnake2337 Před 3 lety +1

      July 2021 and the world is actually on fire. Oh, and floods. Oh, and-I almost forgot-locust.

  • @Only_Yours_
    @Only_Yours_ Před 5 lety +51

    My friend did that exact thing when he broke up with his girlfriend while his friends were around...I was one of the friends. I just sat there playing on my phone. His girlfriend was so rude about it though. She was always yelling at him and calling him names sometimes she hit him. So we were their for moral support just in case she threatened him or something like that

    • @sneakerlove5313
      @sneakerlove5313 Před 5 lety

      Bailey Purcell I don’t know why this is so funny to me. Like sad but cracking me up 😬 good friend you are!

    • @mischa2643
      @mischa2643 Před 5 lety +6

      I got dumped this way the day I had my cancer biopsy. So I'm sitting there in terror and I get this call because my friend (dating one of his mates) told him that, before I'd even MET HIM, I'd fancied his best friend. So the four of them-my friend, her boyfriend, my boyfriend and his best friend, all called me up on speaker, is it true, is it true. The fact that I'd never met him when it happened didn't matter a bit. The friend I'd once fancied chimed in to insult me, my boyfriend cut the cord, and they hung up laughing.

    • @tumblingdown
      @tumblingdown Před 4 lety

      That sounds like a terrible day. People can be so cruel. 🙁

    • @Valerie_0510
      @Valerie_0510 Před 4 lety +2

      I got dumped this way in Jr high with the song "Don't want you back" by the Backstreet Boys. So ridiculous. For weeks the friends would play the song when I was near. People suck...

  • @weirdo337
    @weirdo337 Před 4 lety +1

    I love mae Martin so much and I’m mad that they’re not way more famous

  • @minajackson4634
    @minajackson4634 Před 4 lety +1

    Haha love this, she's hilarious! 😂💙

  • @BNL07604
    @BNL07604 Před 5 lety +22

    She really looks like a cross between Eddie Izzard and Grace Helbig, and she's very funny to boot.

  • @domcia1316
    @domcia1316 Před 4 lety +3

    if someone ever asks me why I'm gay, I'm definitely gonna say Mae Martin

  • @saratide2626
    @saratide2626 Před 5 lety +2

    I laugh-shouted in the middle of the cafeteria when she said "Eating a Peach"

  • @camillekovac7778
    @camillekovac7778 Před 3 lety

    It's weird coming back to this after finally coming out😂

  • @RhMoSh
    @RhMoSh Před 5 lety +3

    don't know how i got here but i'm glad i did
    she's really funny & so damn cute

  • @gavinicuss
    @gavinicuss Před 5 lety +6

    When she first said Rapidfire she was talking about The Spice Girls, so I first thought, which one was Rapidfire Spice?

  • @dannyonsaturn5458
    @dannyonsaturn5458 Před 5 lety

    I absolutely love the fact that she says mum instead of mom it sounds so much nicer

  • @andreaxxxedge
    @andreaxxxedge Před 5 lety +2

    Who on earth disliked this video? This is the best stand-up I’ve seen in years.

    • @ivanvlasic988
      @ivanvlasic988 Před 5 lety

      You need to see more comedy then, this is poor

  • @KAhandle
    @KAhandle Před 5 lety +3

    She's so good!

  • @Maydaykati
    @Maydaykati Před 5 lety +4

    "maybe eating a peach in grade 9" kinda makes sense after Call me by your name

  • @jizzledfreq
    @jizzledfreq Před 4 lety +2

    "It was the first song we danced to that gave him a semi." 😂😂😂 made me lose it.

  • @allistairphoenix
    @allistairphoenix Před 5 lety +2

    I love her so much

  • @CurlyAndNerdy101
    @CurlyAndNerdy101 Před 5 lety +5

    "-- It's 2015, I'm feeling good--"
    *Me, who has lived through 2016 and the surrounding crap*
    Hoooo boi~!
    *sweats*

  • @LoganRexus
    @LoganRexus Před 3 lety +2

    To be fair, “eating a peach in grade 9” sounds like it could be a euphemism.

  • @ingerlouise
    @ingerlouise Před 4 lety

    Hahahaha I laughed so hard at this!! :D

  • @LordMooshroom
    @LordMooshroom Před 4 lety

    I've seen this exact same set from her in a different venue on a different channel.

  • @markmaurer6370
    @markmaurer6370 Před 4 lety +48

    "we gave your brother the same peaches!"
    "Well, we both like girls!" Then a quip. You can have that for free 🙄

  • @thecozman1
    @thecozman1 Před 3 lety +3

    you r perfect Mae.

  • @sloth2k226
    @sloth2k226 Před 5 lety +1

    She’s so funny I cried when watching this ha ha ha ha ha!

  • @helostcontroll
    @helostcontroll Před 5 lety +1

    glad to see robyn's doing comedy now

  • @Captain_WingMan
    @Captain_WingMan Před 5 lety +10

    Funniest part was accidental Improv

  • @Dennicillin
    @Dennicillin Před 5 lety +8

    we gave your brother the same peaches

  • @AmayaSanzo
    @AmayaSanzo Před 5 lety

    I just noticed her shirt says Colorado and I’m flipping out! Yay Colorado!

  • @frankparent463
    @frankparent463 Před 3 lety +2

    “Cause we slow danced to it at a party and he got a semi” I’m-☠️

  • @chegg8851
    @chegg8851 Před 5 lety +54

    She was great. Audience was so dead.

  • @colleenhowe5035
    @colleenhowe5035 Před 5 lety +4

    We need a love heart option as well as the thumbs up for videos as brilliant as this ❤️

  • @TailsMPrower
    @TailsMPrower Před 5 lety +2

    The thumbnail looked like Joffrey Baratheon.
    This isn't Game of Thrones.

  • @akshay9840
    @akshay9840 Před 2 lety +1

    I like how u caught the algorithm of Legendary Pepe Juliana and pasta interview

  • @ProfMannion
    @ProfMannion Před 4 lety +3

    That girl was probably one of the friends on the phone with Ian.

  • @mysticmiserly7732
    @mysticmiserly7732 Před 5 lety +16

    So damn funny.....gonna remember Ian Peach
    Go go Mae!

  • @joelninosuero2586
    @joelninosuero2586 Před 3 lety

    I love her searies !! Is it true story of her.

  • @matthewmcneany
    @matthewmcneany Před 4 lety

    I'm really glad that relash thing was building to a punchline.

  • @lizzy1084
    @lizzy1084 Před 5 lety +18

    Love that she’s American and after living in London is now saying “mum” instead of “mom”!

  • @badrluai
    @badrluai Před 5 lety +16

    Why is she so gorgeous? is something wrong with me or does anyone else like her short hair and large eyes and her voice?

  • @McChicken73
    @McChicken73 Před 4 lety +1

    She is sooooo adorable!

  • @nicm3865
    @nicm3865 Před 5 lety

    i'm crying she's great