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- This week, the guys delve into a hodgepodge of different topics and conversations. Brian admits to having his Christmas card photoshopped, Nate shares his wild weekend with Jimmy Fallon, Aaron finishes his story about buying a cactus for his brother, and Dusty makes an argument for why guns should be allowed on airplanes.
0:00 - Will you ever retire or quit stand up?
9:00 - The Ides of March and photoshopped photos
19:25 - Nate's weekend with Jimmy Fallon
36:20 - Weekend recap
41:50 - Comment roundup
52:45 - Aaron's cactus
1:16:30 - Have we been to every city in the song "I've been everywhere"
1:24:15 - We are the World documentary
1:37:25 - TSA self check and guns on planes
1:44:44 - Applebee's and IHOP
1:55:45 - Where we're at this week
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Sitting in a hospital room for the third day with my mom ….and then I remember it’s Wednesday which means NATELAND! Thanks guys for bringing some levity to this dreary day! ❤😊
Hope things go best as possible for both of you. My mom had a hip replacement last week and things went almost too good. We gotta keep telling her to slow down, lol.
This show should just be called “Aaron teaches things to Nate, Dusty, and Barracuda, but they still don’t learn.”
The problem with Aaron versus Nate is that Aaron claims to be this intelligent person which he clearly isn’t and Nate claims that he is dumb but in reality it might be the other way around
I don’t know about you, but I’m in the camp of believing someone who is honest, rather than believing someone who is a know it all
@@1-800-Wildmanbe honest.. you're a little bit jealous he finished school and you didn't
@@MattB_138 lol that’s possible
Was Aaron the "if it doesn't rhyme it's not poetry" guy? Bc if so I think maybe there were learning opportunities all around
“When I was 22 years old I got involved with a plant” deserved much more than they gave Aaron.
I came here to say same thing. I think they didn't get the reference. Dusty just looked blankly at him. 😁
There'll be a movie about that quote someday. 😂
I actually like it more when the whole gang is here ❤
Topical subject of airplanes. I missed Nate coming to Kansas City, so I am flying to Austin next month to catch his show there. I hate to fly, even though I spent 10 years in the USAF. I just want him to know the sacrifices his fans make to see him. I'm white-knuckling it just to see him. The last time I flew was in 2005 to Cleveland for my child's brain surgery. This is my first vacation in my life, if only for 2 days just to see Nate. I'm 57. No pressure, Nate.
Hello folks! Long time listener, first time commenter. I’m a solo parent of three amazing kids, and I’ve been working my way through the pod for almost 2 years now and am only 16 away from being caught up! Y’all bring me so much joy. Thank you Bubba Gump for all your hard work and getting me through some tough times. We all know Blueberry is the oil in this fry pot---this pod, Nateland, and even Nate wouldn’t be what it is without ole reliable Belt Buckle! Everyone knows Nate is the best, so no need to elaborate. Webbs= the kindest, most relatable and self-aware podcaster out there-what an anchor and gem! Dusty has really been here all along-just listen back on the Bigfoot episode when Nate is very clear that he’s more interested in talking with people with absurd, entertaining beliefs than anything run-of-the-mill.
This comment is too long to ever be read, but my kiddoes would think I’m literally famous if it ever was!
Anyway--The only way I’m even making it through “Bathrooms” is the excitement of seeing there are 2 episodes on Mythical creatures-I can’t wait to hear Dusty educate everyone on the biblical account of some pretty cool creatures.
Finally, Lord help me if y’all haven’t strong armed me into watching Shawshank---PSA 0% Nateland approved 😅🫣
I think the duality of man is best embodied by Dusty in this episode. He previously said people should wake to the sunlight to preserve circadian rhythm. In this episode, he says he is fine with people in Knoxville having a 9 o'clock sunrise in a permanent daylight savings time, adding if they don't like it they can just move.
Well of course we should wake up with the sunlight, but our current 9 to 5 doesn’t allow it. I think it would be better to wake up and catch the sunrise
People often mistakenly think they are in France when they are in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
Dusty taking the bite out of the pancake buns is my new favorite moment of the podcast. Thanks for the laughs guys.
Wow, first few minutes in and Dusty is discussing my favorite author/poet Charles Bukowski consider my mind blown, then the fun discussion on Jimmy Fallon. I was at the New Jersey show with my best friend who a few months back had to cancel on the Tonight Show tickets I had, and then to our surprise he showed up at Nate's show and was hilarious, I made a silly joke that I made sure she was going to see Fallon with me no matter what. Fantastic episode folks, keep it up!
We need a "Bonsai Bates Live Cam" so we can watch the tree grow like a National Geographic Eagle's Nest Live Cam.
'Standing on the corner in Winslow, Arizona....'
Such a fine sight to see
It's a girl my lord, in a flat bed Ford
Turnin' round to take a look at me
Come on, baby, don't say maybe
"So we have a day for the trees??" 🤣🤣🤣
Kate did do it! She’s an amateur photographer and takes most of the family photos - she mentioned that as an amateur photographer she sometimes does alter photos, but it’s not malicious.
She apologized.
Fon du lac is in Wisconsin 😊
I’ve literally watched all 191 episodes. Nate seems exhausted and cranky again. The early Covid episodes before he went on two tours he’s more lively and silly. I get it he’s tired. I look forward to the fall when his tour is over and he gets on the pod rested and happy.
Agreed. Nate seems like he’d rather be anywhere else but there.
Do we think the restaurant thing was real? Like he’s really going to get upset if people get different things?
This cloud conversation is wild to me. Am I crazy or aren't clouds made of water particles? Asking why water doesn't go above clouds is like saying why isn't Dusty taller than Dusty?
The reason water doesn’t go above clouds is because as the temperature gets lower the higher you go in the atmosphere, the vapor condenses and turns back to water. It can’t keep rising after that. And I didn’t even go to college.
Why isn’t Dusty taller than Dusty?
Clouds are our biggest source of marshmallow deposits. Using a series of nets and baskets, bold men and women risk their lives in the 'mallow everyday.
All I’m saying is it not possible that some water has escaped into space? Why is this question so hard?
@@DustySlay It's not too late to delete this.
My wife and I got married in 1997 before digital cameras. For some reason, my wife always blinks during photos. So, when the giant framed wedding photo arrived, we noticed that they painted in her left eye because she blinked. To this day, it hangs in her parents house.
Coming here and reading the comments out of context before watching the episode is its own separate entertainment 😂
Guys, it’s called “Reveille”. Good luck pronouncing that one, Nate!😅
It’s called “William Tell Overture”
I love how smart Aaron is.
But he knows the topic of discussion ahead of time…. Pay attention to when the conversation is outside the topic of the day, the level of knowledge dramatically decreases
I’m so happy it’s Wednesday ❤ I needed this today, thank you all
Dusty could be the epitomy of Charles Bukowski's most famous quote "The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it. Basically because you feel good when you are near them or with them."
“Well what’s the point of her?” Is an all-time great jab
Dearest, Nate, Dusty, Aaron, and Barnabas (I think this is the best nickname for Brian because he is such a great encourager to the group).
Y’all have created the greatest podcast in the history of podcast creation. I feel like I get to hang out with yall everyday. I am a truck driver/pastor of a Cowboy Church, so I listen to your pod everyday. I am going back through all of the old episodes again.
Nate, though I do not agree completely with your culinary philosophy of the whole table being in unison on the meal of choice in a restaurant, I do feel that there is a line that should not be crossed when sharing a meal with others. My oldest brother, let’s call him Chandler, often crosses that line, especially at breakfast. Years ago my brother-in-law, my two older brothers, and me would play golf every Saturday morning, usually with a 7:00 tee time. On the way we would stop by Chick-fil-a to get a chicken biscuit for breakfast, and way too often, our oldest brother would order only a cup of coleslaw. Blehhhh! It still turns my stomach to this day, just thinking about him eating coleslaw at 6:30 am while we are trying to enjoy a chicken biscuit the way God intended breakfast to be eaten.
P.S. I hope that buttering up Bathroom Break Bates will increase the chances of my comment getting read by the wordsmith himself, the Nate the Great.
Thanks, keep up the great work FOLKS!!!!
This is a great comment.
Isn’t it weird that somewhere along the way someone designated what food belongs with a certain time of day.
Look up Edward bernays, the greatest propagandist to ever live. He is the reason why women started smoking and why we eat bacon and eggs in the morning... His great nephew marc Randolph bernays invented Netflix if that says anything about the programming on Netflix.
"Cuties" comes to mind.
Also, Edward bernays grandfather is Sigmund Freud.
My dad is a man of few laughs and has always been more on the serious side, but he and my mom came to visit me in Wisconsin for deer season last thanksgiving and I put on Nate’s Netflix special Hello World. To my surprise, my dad was laughing the whole time and still references it to this day. Thanks for bringing funny clean comedy that I can enjoy with my parents.
Dusty, you should look into "square foot gardening". I think you would appreciate it.
57:38 did anyone else notice the pilot’s name was Zach Morgan… so he technically goes by Captain Morgan 😂😂😂
Loved the Jimmy Fallon details. Thanks for sharing.. I hear you call killed it!
When I was 22 yrs old, I got involved with a plant…. 😂😂😂
What a gift! I thought I was listening to an older podcast- AND IT’S NEW!!! It’s going to be a good day! 😊
Brian, I loved that documentary!
My favorite time of week now. Been watching since episode 1! Nateland is a ✨wonderful place ✨😂🙌🏼
National Arbor Day is always celebrated on the last Friday in April, but many states observe Arbor Day on different dates throughout the year based on the best tree planting times in their area.
“Brutte” just killed me!! Aaron nearly lost it😂
“Wherever you think you are, there’s someone bigger.” This is why we love you Nate. True embodiment of humility.
It sounds like the cashier thought Aaron was talking to him when he said "if it dies I'll be mad." He probably thought he was threatening him. 😆
I always look forward to Wednesday mornings and watching y’all on CZcams. Love you guys! Since Aaron mentioned y’all should do a show on poetry and I 💭 thought , “well that’s not going to happen”🫣😆; I wanted to say to Aaron who mentioned poems should rhyme that not all poetry has to rhyme. I was almost 40 when I found this out from my fifth grade daughter. 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ She informed me of the following. Narrative poetry tells a story. Dramatic poetry is used in plays with dramatic action. Lyric poetry expresses a person's state of mind or attitude. Then inside of that is blank verse and free verse poetry. Blank verse is poetry written with a precise meter-almost always iambic pentameter-but that does not rhyme. Free verse poetry is poetry that lacks a consistent rhyme scheme, metrical pattern, or musical form. I personally think that’s about all we need to know regarding poetry. Now let’s get on to the more important things you guys bring to the table. All in fun. Thanks for sharing your time with us. ✌🏼
I do think they could pull off a show about poetry. I mean writing for stand-up comedy is definitely a form of poetry. They could research famous poets and realize how many famous quotes come from poetry. Discuss Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein... Do some Mad Libs... Hmm, I guess what I'm saying is treat like first grade, maybe. LOL
@@KellyRaeRussell I stand corrected. Thanks Kelly. This would be fun. 🤩😊
I get all of my scientific and historical information from this podcast
You would think that 2 guys that graduated college would have a good enough grasp of physics to realize that when a space shuttle leaves the atmosphere, it creates a suction behind it. It's seems certain that at least some amount of water vapor follows it into outer space.
That’s all I’m saying.
Got our tickets for the Huntsville show today! Can't wait!
Nateland newbie here! I’ve been watching some of your old episodes as I work. Thank you for the laughs! I’m considering this an educational podcast with how much I’ve learned about daylight savings, trees, and other random things that may or may not be true.
Kevin Costner has a band. He played at the horse park in Kentucky last summer!
Nate’s legit giggle is one of my life’s simple joys 😅
Nate, Brian, Aaron, and Dusty make me want to stop using cuss words. It’s proving a difficult habit to break.
"There ain't nuthin leavin that atmosphere..." Dusty Slay the ad read king.
“…it’s a slow gather…” 😅 brilliant
My 12-y/o daughter and her dad were at your show in Albany. It was her very first stand up show! She LOVED it!! I was at Jerry Seinfeld at the Beacon- I’m so glad to have seen Jerry for the first time but I’m so envious of her amazing experience! Thank you for putting on an incredible show and an awesome podcast!
SO glad to hear someone know something about plants and growing! THANKS Dusty!!’
Aaron's ad reads are amazing!
It seems weird to love a group of strangers like family... but here we are. See you guys at Easter dinner, I'll host this year.
So my son saw me watching Working Man, for like the 4th time. I didn't think he would be into it; we have different tastes. So, I was surprised when he approached me, a couple of days later, to let me know he watched Dusty's special and couldn't stop laughing. He is now diving into all things Dusty and loving him. You have a new fan, Dusty! I'm sure I'll have him listening to (and looking forward to) this podcast as much as I do :)
Hello folks! Long time commenter first time listener. One year ago, I started listening to the pod starting from the first episode, and I'm proud to report that as of #191 I'm caught up! I currently live in the country of Georgia and I wonder if the BAND could identify it on a map?
Dusty Slay for president!! The State Of The Union address would be awesome.
I never comment, but just want to thank this podcast for being such a joy. I’m going to see Nate in Toledo this summer. That leaves Dusty and Brian on my list! (I saw Aaron open for John crist) This homeschool mom of 5 loves these weekly chats. Thank you again!
P.s. sometimes my kids think I know everything, I don’t tell them that the random stuff I know often comes from this podcast! Raising the future leaders y’all!
When aaron hit em with the killing “lightning bugs” was just amazing. 🤣I’m surprised Nate hadn’t done that before to. But they probably didn’t have tennis rackets back in his day :)
Oh my …. Now I’m sitting in Starbucks laughing out loud about how Nate didn’t know what Arbor Day was !! Labor Day !! I’m dyin !
"Winslow" is Winslow, AZ. Named in the Eagles' song "Take it Easy."
“Turns out I’m not the world” Aaron my goodness lmao
I was asked the other day why I am always laughing when I'm driving. After listening to this one and thinking of that comment, I realized I will laugh out loud from just hearing Aaron's giggles from looking at or hearing Dusty say something. Nate is alright too 😉 Keep up the great work guys - love this podcast!
Here’s the statistic we need- percentages- how many people survive plane crashes ? And how many people survive auto crashes?
They may say it’s safer, but It’s the plummeting six miles down directly into the earth that makes me think we’re talking about different problems here. 😂
Hey Bear! I really liked Dusty’s idea of going through the song “I’ve Been Everywhere”. It would have been cool if any of you guys could have shared a memory from some of those places to make the bit work better. The hardest part of listening was hearing you mention a city and then not know where it was located. “Winslow”, for example, is a big part of The Eagle song “Take It Easy” (I was standing on the corner in Winslow Arizona, it was such a fine sight to see…”). It was hard because I was yelling into my phone at you guys, but of course you couldn’t hear me. Thanks for keeping me entertained! I love the podcast!
You guys discussing Roman history made my day. 😂
Aaron killing all these lightning bugs has drastically changed my views on him. I'm used to people killing bugs but fireflies and stick insects, among others, should be left in peace.
Right? He may as well have said he eats babies
Nate, have you decided who will be opening for your special taping? My partner and I are flying from Western New York to Phoenix for the Sunday show. It’ll be my first time flying, and it’s one year from when she and I drove to Nashville for the Bridgestone show.
Hopefully traveling the country for comedy will become a regular thing for us!
-Brandon Michael
Aww hunny.... traveling the world and watching comedy with you sounds like the best plan... thanks for introducing me to Nate, Bottle Cap, Aaron and Dusty and all the other ways you have and continue to make my life better... love you ❤
Dusty is getting his rants almost up to Nate levels.
My friend and I think Breakfast should do early shows and call it 'Brunch with Breakfast ' 😊 I was at the Hudsonville show in MI, but fangirled too much to tell him in person! I was one of the last people to meet him and lost all cool! Does that happen often at meet and greets? What's the funniest moment that you guys have experienced when meeting someone 'fangirling'? Also, got tickets for Aaron in GR and Dusty soon ....so be prepared for a babbling lady trying to keep her cool😂
Love that Michael Dacko! 😂😂
“Ombabika Funny Bone” 😂😂😂
Dusty is so southern he is to the guys what Nate must’ve seemed like to the old New York crew😂😂
Chicopee, Massachusetts, about an hour southeast of Pittsfield, Mass
I love hearing Dusty laugh; makes me happy!
Omg so funny. Dusty is right about the tie! The way he said their beautiful bugs to Aaron 😂😂
This is the second time you guys have mentioned “et tu brute” which was a mistake by Shakespeare because Ceaser should have spoken Greek and that phrase is in Latin!
this is coming from someone who took 2 years of Latin in high school and then failed the “what do you remember” test going into Latin 3 so bad that my teacher gave the class a speech about how Latin wasn’t for everyone and looked directly at me the entire time. So this feels like a fitting source for a nateland fact!
Love y’all!
The average person only has *three* stories?? I know I have a skewed population to pull from (recovering drunks), but not just from drinking (in no particular order):
Dad gets kidney transplant.
Getting mugged.
Meeting the Avett Brothers.
My Dad's funeral.
Crazy roommate that I thought was wanted by the FBI.
Getting a text from a guy who was responding to a spoofed number, going back and forth awhile, and finding out I knew his ex-brother in law.
Tripping balls at Wrigley Field.
Going downtown (Chicago) to help people get home from the riots the summer of 2020.
And I've barely gotten started. I know that you said "average," but I'm a regular person, and I have sooo many stories. I'm pushing back on your story-having estimate.
Also, the actual word is *A*light, not "light." Insects and birds alight on people.
Love you, bye!
My birthday is this Friday on the Ides of March! Most people brag about what celebrity they share a birthday with but I've always bragged about the celebrity that was murdered on mine.
In college I went with a friend to a Slam Poetry night so he could get extra credit. When we walked in, they were asking everyone if they had done Slam Poetry before and I mentioned I had to for a class back in High School. Turns out, they were asking because they needed their third judge for the night and apparently I was the only other person there who ever been to a Slam... So yes, I ended up having to be a judge that night with practically no knowledge but I think I was paid with one free beer.
Being fine with the sun coming up at 9:00 am is ok unless you work outside. Most of those jobs start at 7:00.
Dusty is correct!! The tie looks the best slightly above the belt. But I lived in a trailer park too, so that may be a poor man's look
It is the look.
Aaron, next time you're up in Edmonton, AB. I hope to hear the plant bit.
Engineer person, please never take Aaron’s wheezing laughter out, ever!
Winslow Arizona come on guys lol
Would love to hear the BAND's thoughts on self-checkout lines. I am all for them as an available alternative to the regular checkout line, but lately it seems so many places are ONLY utilizing their self-checkout lines. The employees are just standing around up there offering to help us if we need guidance on how to use self-checkout, aka, do their jobs for them. I probably just sound like an old crab, but it drives me crazy seeing sometimes a dozen or more checkout lines simply abandoned, while we are all forced to stand in a long line to check ourselves out now. Let's get this back to an option, not the only option.
From a guy that doesn't wear vuori everyday, dusty is 100% right about the tie length. Love you guys.
Hello Folks, welcome to ADVERTLAND.
They need to get paid. I wouldn't work for free. Would you?
I was hoping to hear about Nate running up the steps of the Art Museum in Philadephia, ala Rocky. Nice job taking them 2 at a time! It takes technique and timing and very dissimilar to the steps going up to Murphy Center at MTSU!
Dusty have you considered introducing a beehive/bee box onto the land where you hope to grow native species? Since bees are natural pollinators, not only are you giving them flowers to pollinate, but you are helping your natural garden thrive and the bees get to do their job.
I love Baraboo, Wisconsin - home of the Baraboo Candy Company - love those milk chocolate cow pies!
Dusty’s childhood story about TSA taking his toy gun explains his 5 minute rant about how pointless airport security. Might want to do a Better Help session on that gun, bud.
Doesn’t Nate have an old joke about planting a tree…
Would love a poetry episode where the gang reads and interprets a few poems together. I bet Dusty would have a good take on The Waste Land.
Dusty makes perfect sense. If an alien landed on earth, we'd be terrified of what alien contaminants it brought. Every time we launch something into space, we aren't taking anything with us? In his example allowing water to escape? Appropriate questions to be asking
I agree totally with Dusty on the TSA. I don't remember going into training to be a TSA agent anymore then going to training or getting a paycheck for checking out my own groceries.
I like how in the middle of Nate reading a comment praising him for knowing the airplane landing thing, he mispronounces ‘hydroplaning’
Dusty needs to read the poem, The Mad Farmer's Liberation Front by Wendell Berry. It's excellent and right up his alley.
Watching the episode 😂 Winslow AZ is what he's referring to in the song.
I don’t think if Fallon showed up at a place with a bunch of people over the age of 30, that he would get that same kind of response. I’m sure late night hosts are way more popular with the college set than with most other people. I’d walk past Fallon any day to see one of these guys at a party!
Aaron's story about the cashier reminded me of a time I went shopping at a grocery store that was about to go out of business. I asked the cashier what he was going to do without this job and he said that he was going to start a cross country race for charity. I said wow thats awesome to which he laughed and said he was just joking. It was a very awkward encounter.
Nate said that Fallon hadn't done standup in a while, but he does a nightly monologue on the Tonight Show. Is there a difference in your mind between doing a monologue and doing a standup routine? Thanks, I'll hang up and take my answer off the air.
I love how Fallon just gets his retinas blasted all night instead of bothering anyone to ask how to turn off the lights. Either that's great humility or a phenomenal amount of pride. Also, how do you tell the comedian that was planning on going on stage, that Fallon took their spot? Or does the show just get longer?