The Third Law of Robotics in SIGNALIS

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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2024
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Komentáře • 431

  • @nickchapman3199
    @nickchapman3199 Před měsícem +204

    I love how Tomars' one cut request was promptly denied

    • @sillyslambo8527
      @sillyslambo8527 Před měsícem +36

      Normally Tomar doesn't ask before cutting

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion Před 27 dny +2

      @@sillyslambo8527 *sigh* Tell me about it. *Flicks circumcision scar.*

  • @mynamejeff2436
    @mynamejeff2436 Před měsícem +257

    JUMPSCARES:
    Chica: 2:37
    Bonnie: 5:12
    Foxy: 9:04
    Chica: 13:57
    Freddy: 16:41
    Bonnie: 20:32
    Chica: 23:08
    Bonnie: 27:28
    Freddy: 31:34

    • @britishyankee961
      @britishyankee961 Před měsícem +13

      Thanks

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire Před měsícem +8

      Wow thank you for your service I tip my hat to you sir

    • @jarmn
      @jarmn Před měsícem +22

      You Forgot the jumpscare at: 8:18

    • @PCFROMVCS
      @PCFROMVCS Před měsícem +9

      Thank god Golden Freddy doesnt show up. I can handle all the others but Golden Freddy is too scary

    • @SamahLama
      @SamahLama Před měsícem +2

      Ermm someone explain

  • @HoboMojo9580
    @HoboMojo9580 Před měsícem +194

    “Tomar go to the bathroom!!!
    You’re shitting yourself!!!”

  • @OwnageMancer
    @OwnageMancer Před měsícem +79

    12:05 You can tell how flustered Lyle gets when he starts thinking about Tomar in a one-piece swimsuit. He’s such a tsundere. I’m definitely adding this scene into my harem fanfic doujin, “Oneyplays? More like Tomar’s Gays!”

  • @girlweird833
    @girlweird833 Před měsícem +246

    I dont know how the channels gonna go on since Lyle died. RIP Latino Cream King.

    • @KiddMoneyBustaC
      @KiddMoneyBustaC Před měsícem +27

      Poor thing passed on from exhaustion

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 Před měsícem +11

      First Zach, now Lyle, what is this O'Neill Destination??? I'm kidding obv, it is creepy tho

    • @AnEvilBastard
      @AnEvilBastard Před měsícem

      Look, not to blame the victim, but... Committing to a thirty hour plus conga line of butt sex was never a good idea.

    • @TheBaconShaman
      @TheBaconShaman Před měsícem +6

      Well, you know what Tomar always says; "All who disparage the name of the Great Poopino shall be made to run the highway of rusty razors until they die from exhaustion. So sayeth I, Joshua Tomar."

    • @leolaz1054
      @leolaz1054 Před měsícem +1

      Chris will have to use voice AI

  • @Perfefernefer
    @Perfefernefer Před měsícem +335

    Chris, Lyle and Tomar trio has the same energy as three chimps trying to pick bananas

    • @writerblocks9553
      @writerblocks9553 Před měsícem

      out of each others butts

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Před měsícem +7

      Who would be picking fleas off?

    • @luvuberrymuch49
      @luvuberrymuch49 Před měsícem +9

      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS definitely Chris

    • @iconsolo
      @iconsolo Před měsícem +17

      chris, lyle and tomar trio has the same energy as three chimps successfully writing shakespeare

    • @migki2123
      @migki2123 Před měsícem +3

      Chris, Lyle and Tomar trio would lose to three chimps trying to pick bananas

  • @p1nk962
    @p1nk962 Před měsícem +82

    tomar give up, tomar give up, just pack it in

  • @sveltercube4070
    @sveltercube4070 Před měsícem +245

    The holy trinity Real Lyle, meth head Lyle, and prison sim Lyle.

    • @KilgoreTraut
      @KilgoreTraut Před měsícem +20

      and in Hell, the Deceiver, Catfish Lyle

    • @migki2123
      @migki2123 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@KilgoreTraut peter remember the time in kingdom hearts, that guy who tells everybody he his a guy(lyle the wise) and he is not

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 Před měsícem +13

      Don’t forget old man Lylebert

    • @welporajackwelp4899
      @welporajackwelp4899 Před měsícem

      And in the background of Cherokee woman, orgy Lyle

    • @pyrotechnick420
      @pyrotechnick420 Před měsícem +1

      Some would argue that they're all the same person, in Lyle's name, Amen

  • @ImTheHamSandwich
    @ImTheHamSandwich Před měsícem +260

    This is a super cool game and gives great retro survival horror vibes
    I hope our boys play it to 95% completion and then get distracted by Roblox as is tradition

    • @metroidcum
      @metroidcum Před měsícem +29

      i need them to finish resident evil they were soooo close

    • @Ve-id8zd
      @Ve-id8zd Před měsícem

      @@metroidcumDont worry they won’t

    • @johnshedd6420
      @johnshedd6420 Před měsícem +2

      mmmm roblox 🤤

    • @owkenny
      @owkenny Před měsícem +7

      Any day now the YIIK finale will be here. :)

  • @KilgoreTraut
    @KilgoreTraut Před měsícem +127

    16:31 dude, Tomar's not even trying to conceal his rage anymore, legitimately concerned for Chris's safety 😢

    • @migki2123
      @migki2123 Před měsícem +12

      he forced lyle words with his patented Tomar Gun™

  • @m4tt-66
    @m4tt-66 Před měsícem +4

    something about the lyle chris tomar combo that just feels like a blue collar dad on a trip to lowes with his two sons

  • @werehog93
    @werehog93 Před měsícem +59

    I say this with all the love that this game deserves but Tomar’s “oh no I’m Evangelion-ing again” is a nearly perfect summary

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. Před měsícem +96

    The fourth law of robotics is pay your taxes on time

    • @ozmond
      @ozmond Před měsícem +1

      Don’t they come out automatic?

    • @t.b.cont.
      @t.b.cont. Před měsícem

      @@ozmond we have to keep them analogue with money

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Před měsícem +10

      The fifth law is to cover your mouth when you sneeze

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg Před měsícem +4

      the sixth law is R O B O C O P O R O B O C O P O R O B O C O P O

  • @user-rw3gj3un5r
    @user-rw3gj3un5r Před měsícem +21

    Lyle is validated because the same thing happened to me.
    Driving by a cemetery with my cousin, I said, "Hello, dead people."
    My cousin said, "I don't think they can hear you, ."
    So, like Lyle, I shouted out the window, "HELLO, DEAD PEOPLE."
    Mine got a better response. Monica's a party-poopini.

  • @LobbyLoiterer
    @LobbyLoiterer Před měsícem +37

    Lyle said "cock-a-roach" with the same unironic casuality that my dad always says "I-talian" like that's how you're supposed to pronounce it.

  • @BloredBean0
    @BloredBean0 Před měsícem +48

    Thanks Chris for that butterfly song 0:31

    • @LordieJr
      @LordieJr Před měsícem +1

      I know that song from somewhere.. am I going crazy 🤔

    • @Sosage
      @Sosage Před měsícem +10

      @@LordieJr Yes you are going crazy but also it's Butterfly by Smile

    • @NeurosisO5
      @NeurosisO5 Před měsícem +3

      chinese rgb gun at flea market

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe Před měsícem +4

      Haven't heard him sing it since Ding Dong and Julian.

  • @WrongHeaded07
    @WrongHeaded07 Před měsícem +10

    I got the "trailer park girls" joke, Tomar. I mean, I didn't laugh, but I got it.

  • @PROX23
    @PROX23 Před měsícem +722

    We need the "*oney plays*" back in the intro

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms Před měsícem +288

      We need the outro music that's so loud it shatters your eardrums and every window in the house back

    • @PROX23
      @PROX23 Před měsícem +37

      @@BigBrosFilms YES

    • @cremdilly7176
      @cremdilly7176 Před měsícem +66

      It really was a fun little intro. It also helped establish how Oneyplays characters look. New one is pretty impressive, though.

    • @bluemilkalienmonster522
      @bluemilkalienmonster522 Před měsícem +89

      With friends!
      Seriously though, I miss it when they would take a second to show the thumbnail art at the beginning of the video when they said “With friends!” because then I could screenshot it and look at it later and laugh and/or appreciate it.

    • @metroidcum
      @metroidcum Před měsícem +63

      i remember chris saying somewhere that it made him cringe and also it woke up people who use these to sleep (same reason he changed the outro on the completes and best ofs)

  • @Drewbie176
    @Drewbie176 Před měsícem +15

    Tomar was mighty ornery this episode. Somebody should check if any hitchhikers went missing in LA after this recording session.

    • @GlobnarTheGreen
      @GlobnarTheGreen Před 20 dny

      I think he targets the homeless now. They go to sleep homeless and wake up boneless thanks to Tomar's patented de-boning machine

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 Před měsícem +62

    To answer Lyle’s question, the process of never peeing but instead taking watery dumps is literally just what birds do, bird brain.

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 Před měsícem +17

      Better get to cloacamaxxing

  • @OSSOYT
    @OSSOYT Před měsícem +5

    19:06 Chris sounds like a goose there

  • @MrThemanofdoom
    @MrThemanofdoom Před měsícem +17

    I can't wait to hear more of Lyles aggressive stance on being more aggressive.

  • @greenfox42
    @greenfox42 Před měsícem +11

    I seriously thought that was an old Lyle clip 😂😂😂 sorry Lyle…rewatching it confirmed that was a real crackhead 2:42

  • @TheMaxFusionGaming
    @TheMaxFusionGaming Před měsícem +7

    TLDR: I can’t believe I forgot about meth head Lyle
    This show has the best stories. Especially Lyle. The fact that he has 2 doppelgänger stories where one is this long-running arch-nemesis who catfishes with Lyles brand, and the other is just some guy who went viral doing meth… incredible.

  • @beanpie9000
    @beanpie9000 Před měsícem +13

    Still surprised they haven’t uploaded the finale for Resident Evil with Dave and Corey, unless someone tripped over the wired controller

    • @SS_BAJA
      @SS_BAJA Před měsícem +5

      they'll remember it in about 2 years

  • @Stealitnot
    @Stealitnot Před měsícem +14

    Tomar requested a cut, editor did not cut, now they suffer his wrath.

  • @LeoDeC-bk9km
    @LeoDeC-bk9km Před měsícem +32

    Glad to see the CEO of Insane Groundbreaking Games and Count Groxia back together again.

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 Před měsícem +8

    That Flintstones bit ruled

  • @AlexandarJankovic
    @AlexandarJankovic Před měsícem +3

    28:00 thank you this bit Lyle

  • @KingFish9812
    @KingFish9812 Před měsícem +40

    The way Tolmar's eyes bug out of his head at the mere mention of 'feet' is very concerning.

    • @darkdemigod
      @darkdemigod Před měsícem +3

      I imagine it's like that lady that would make her eyes come out her sockets on Guinness Records back in the day

  • @bennyhath1789
    @bennyhath1789 Před měsícem +22

    10:18 tomar's iconic eminem/RHCP mixup extravaganza

    • @masonlevy5191
      @masonlevy5191 Před měsícem +8

      Nah he was referencing Without Me by eminem

  • @Destroy3612
    @Destroy3612 Před měsícem +16

    Tomar was genuinely really mean to Chris this episode, I feel so sorry for him and Lyle

  • @saulslugman9663
    @saulslugman9663 Před měsícem +22

    Chris i left my wallet on your couch can i go pick it up later or?

  • @AxinInvaxion
    @AxinInvaxion Před měsícem +9

    Let Paddy fish more.😊

    • @ImaginaryKnave
      @ImaginaryKnave Před měsícem +2

      Chris did say (on what was formerly known as Twitter) that they did record a couple of hours with Paddy while he was visiting, so there will be more of him in the future.

  • @W-a-n-d
    @W-a-n-d Před měsícem +10

    After years of torture Tomar has seemed to snaped this episode

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Před měsícem +3

      bro don't spoil what happens to snape, the book has a midnight release-

  • @Absolutely_Nobody
    @Absolutely_Nobody Před měsícem +53

    1:48 Chris suddenly decided against the Kamala Harris joke.

    • @LordieJr
      @LordieJr Před měsícem +15

      Or the perfect setup for The Incredible Lighting Bolt Shirt

    • @zeusandmagnus3446
      @zeusandmagnus3446 Před měsícem +17

      Na, he was about to say Kahn.

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 Před měsícem +15

      To my Oney lore knowledge, the boys have not made a Kamala Harris joke, but devoted a whole series to epically roasting Kamala Khan. 🤣

    • @gintori5329
      @gintori5329 Před měsícem +8

      ​@@ryanotte6737cameltoe harris says elsewise

    • @sainttrish7544
      @sainttrish7544 Před měsícem +7

      I always think Kamala Kahn

  • @Desparil
    @Desparil Před měsícem +5

    I was on Monica's side about the whole "Bird Layer" debacle, but definitely gotta hand it to Lyle on the Great Poopini/repeating louder bit.

  • @liquidbiden
    @liquidbiden Před měsícem +13

    I heard lyle , tomar ,and chris all stacked on each other inside a giant trenchcoat to sneak into an rated r movie.

  • @GrayFox_74
    @GrayFox_74 Před měsícem +10

    Tomar check the back of the case to see Meryl’s codec code

  • @SamahLama
    @SamahLama Před měsícem +13

    I’m a little butterfly

  • @DantesGrill
    @DantesGrill Před měsícem +4

    I'm with Monica on this one. I also wanted Lyle to say it louder

  • @liquidladdy
    @liquidladdy Před měsícem +12

    Signalis lady has feet like Marina from Mischief Makers.

  • @markramirez9245
    @markramirez9245 Před měsícem +2

    The noise Chris makes at 2:50 makes me cry laugh

  • @Losing-it.
    @Losing-it. Před měsícem +9

    that one random 'method' that looks exactly like Lyle makes me sad and also laugh

  • @OptimalZetaEdits
    @OptimalZetaEdits Před měsícem +3

    The fucking Chris jumpscare at 8:18

  • @timbermarkie8056
    @timbermarkie8056 Před měsícem +6

    The funny thing about the water pump puzzle is that it tells you how to do it

  • @XLamonteCoxX
    @XLamonteCoxX Před měsícem +13

    Gotta love the callback to meth head lyle.

    • @newusernamehere4772
      @newusernamehere4772 Před měsícem +3

      Lyle like many only became a methhead because someone told him it was molly, in this case Tomar

  • @robotjones6434
    @robotjones6434 Před měsícem +11

    Tomar, give up. Tomar, give up. Just pack it in.

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Před měsícem

      Tomar and the Sunshine Band

  • @Chakrashuriken
    @Chakrashuriken Před měsícem +18

    Isn't the 4th law of robotics something about Tomar taking control of all technology and wiping out the world's governments? coulda swore i learned that in school.

    • @roryoc7896
      @roryoc7896 Před měsícem +4

      Yeah they taught us about The Tomanifesto in history class, students went home crying and screaming

  • @j.diamond6014
    @j.diamond6014 Před měsícem +2

    the balls thing is true, it's also why they shrivel closer to the body when it's cold, they try to maintain optimal temperature

  • @flamewave64
    @flamewave64 Před měsícem +3

    The idea of reaching in a TV and pulling stuff out was in Willy Wonka

  • @flyairvans
    @flyairvans Před měsícem +1

    Tomar taking it back. Glad to see him standing up in person. He’s been talking at the meetings about doing so.

  • @AKPiratePrince
    @AKPiratePrince Před měsícem +1

    Lyle’s “I can’t hear” bit IS good.
    Keep it going.

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 Před měsícem +3

    I want a Tomar Ignores compilation, at this point it would be like 14 hours long

  • @fadn4
    @fadn4 Před měsícem

    “I’m Evageleon-ing” is a wildly accurate term for stuff like that that happens lol 0:38

  • @twitchyeyess
    @twitchyeyess Před měsícem +1

    The third law of robotics? In the third episode? Wowza!

  • @biggreen1456
    @biggreen1456 Před měsícem +5

    I'm glad to see our favorite naughty boys playing more of the lesbian game

  • @insecureape
    @insecureape Před měsícem +1

    Great as always; hope to keep seeing more of you all c:

  • @Kpazz
    @Kpazz Před měsícem +5

    Just turn yourself in Tomar. You can't keep getting away with it.

  • @moosieg222
    @moosieg222 Před měsícem +2

    I think this is the zestiest Tomar we've ever seen

  • @Dainjuh
    @Dainjuh Před měsícem +1

    Lyle! I thought that Chris and Tomar not seeming to perceive the true punchline of the bit at first proves that it's a good bit, lol

  • @RyuAzuku
    @RyuAzuku Před měsícem +2

    The banter is the best part of this channel

  • @jadeskye6755
    @jadeskye6755 Před měsícem +2

    When will Tomar just give up and pack it in?

  • @disposablecowboy
    @disposablecowboy Před měsícem +3

    I’m here for the Lyle funny moments.

  • @erasmus_locke
    @erasmus_locke Před měsícem +1

    Sad that they cut out Tomar's diaper change. That was some serious comedy GOLD

  • @Shamax0
    @Shamax0 Před měsícem +2

    Really happy they are continuing this, and happy for a new episode of anything really, just miss the boys being silly

  • @kadens2147
    @kadens2147 Před měsícem +9

    oneyplays just a really long episode of sanity

  • @noble7866
    @noble7866 Před měsícem +1

    That was a great bit, Lyle

  • @joinzi7708
    @joinzi7708 Před měsícem +2

    Tomar is so feisty in this episode lol

  • @Luphrem
    @Luphrem Před měsícem

    Why is this one of the best episodes, and out of the blue?

  • @brandonporpoise
    @brandonporpoise Před měsícem +1

    Lyle really lylin this episode

  • @cosmicXtropics
    @cosmicXtropics Před měsícem +2

    They have a surprising amount to say when theres barely anything happening on screen

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 Před měsícem +1

    7:10 *Glances at the title.* Yea this video checks out

  • @KrymsonScale
    @KrymsonScale Před měsícem

    11:23 Tomar admitting his love for killing sprees. He isn't even hiding it at this point.

  • @Pheeliggs514
    @Pheeliggs514 Před měsícem +1

    Elf - eleven
    Eule - owl
    Krankenflügel - hospital wing
    Aufseher - warden
    Donaudampfschiffskapitän - captain of a steam boat sailing on the danube river.

  • @aviexo.
    @aviexo. Před měsícem +8

    One like equals one stroke up and down

  • @deviledgregg237
    @deviledgregg237 Před měsícem +2

    The edits on this one kick ass. Thumbs up little fella, hope they give you some more Editor Pellets ™️ you’re looking a little gaunt.

  • @Ducks4lif3
    @Ducks4lif3 Před měsícem +2

    The great poopini is a generational bit

  • @taydrtot2641
    @taydrtot2641 Před měsícem +2

    I liked Tomar's Eminem reference, i got the joke immediately

  • @St0neyWanKenobi
    @St0neyWanKenobi Před měsícem

    Losing the 10mm socket is a great pun

  • @TatumGrace-kw5eu
    @TatumGrace-kw5eu Před měsícem +2

    Happy Halloween in April!

  • @rufhusconfyh5548
    @rufhusconfyh5548 Před měsícem +1

    Tomar give up, Tomar give up. Just pack it in

  • @Dillanger
    @Dillanger Před měsícem +27

    We actually dont need the "Oney Plays with friends" part back in the intro.
    Dont listen to that other guy commenting otherwise, the jingle-only one is better 😎

    • @SilverSphereSorcerer
      @SilverSphereSorcerer Před měsícem +2

      Nah, we need a scream after the jingle

    • @ImaginaryKnave
      @ImaginaryKnave Před měsícem

      @@SilverSphereSorcererI agree, they should make every OneyPlays member scream and have it randomize for each series

  • @hamfranky
    @hamfranky Před měsícem +1

    Tomar is a god at Oney Playing this game.

  • @Mazzy774i
    @Mazzy774i Před měsícem +2

    Butterfly is peak old school CZcams music

  • @EyesofEstranged15
    @EyesofEstranged15 Před měsícem

    You are correct, Lyle. That bit is hilarious

  • @glorbojibbins2485
    @glorbojibbins2485 Před měsícem +2

    Dude i hope these *ABSOLUTE GOBLIN PEOPLE* play through the whole game...
    Its really good

  • @munchez4410
    @munchez4410 Před měsícem +12

    Get ready for the reupload tomar said the n word again

    • @dpjgiii
      @dpjgiii Před měsícem

      WHOA TOMAR WHOA

  • @AJ-zi6ry
    @AJ-zi6ry Před měsícem

    I never thought that miss puff design would make me recoil like that

  • @wogartz1115
    @wogartz1115 Před měsícem

    Tomar is such an inspired interior decorator, I have always enjoyed his homes iconic ankle-deep soup motif.

  • @mattlatham5670
    @mattlatham5670 Před měsícem +2

    Im so sorry for chris and lyle having to be in the same room as stink-omar

  • @SteamedBroccolli
    @SteamedBroccolli Před měsícem +1

    Evansmellioning is now part of my vocabulary

  • @lukascraft2905
    @lukascraft2905 Před měsícem +2

    Don’t worry Tomar, I got the reference. Thanks for the smile :)

  • @QB2011
    @QB2011 Před měsícem +2

    This freaking rocks!

  • @clownymoosebean
    @clownymoosebean Před měsícem +2

    You're my medical, gives-me-head-ical little guy!
    Edit: Wow, Lyle really looks like his dog! They have that same angry stare!

  • @heroickoopa1
    @heroickoopa1 Před měsícem

    One step closer to having the Resident Evil 1 playthrough back

  • @SilhyGames
    @SilhyGames Před 4 dny

    Don't worry, Tomar. I totally got it.

  • @HankGreenburg
    @HankGreenburg Před měsícem

    I don't know if I can handle Tomar not disguising his true feelings anymore.

  • @SIMIFU
    @SIMIFU Před měsícem +1

    That ending was a very classic style day 1 OneyPlays ending.

  • @akira1383
    @akira1383 Před měsícem +4

    Chef's kiss. Freshly Baked. Enjoyably so.