Bagpipes Anti-tricks and tips

I’m finishing up a set of pipes for a total hack of a piper. However he has an ok ear for tone. Even though he has no chance of ever making it to a competent level, I want to make sure while he’s failing and flailing, the pipes still sound good. Please comment as to which combination sounds the best to you. Send this to everyone you know. Even your great aunt Dottie can put her hearing aids in and get in on the fun.
On a random day, I will pick a random commenter to award a high five to. That’s right!!! Whomever wins will get a high five from me whenever and wherever they want. (As long as they pay for my travel, lodgings, and subsequent legal fees.)
I apologize for my assistant not wearing something a little more revealing. Beggars can’t be choosers.

[@jel517]

Richard Parks, Ian McLellan both bass prominent sound

[@sandiegobagpiper]

You can never have too much bass.

[@leaddeficiency6102]

kirkland :)

[@sandiegobagpiper]

This is very un-educational. I hope you haven’t learned anything from it.

[@deepakdarji5286]

Hello sir how Meni bagpiper price sir

[@sandiegobagpiper]

I’m sorry, I don’t understand your question.