I Coded a Minecraft Update (and added pregnancy)
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- čas přidán 10. 06. 2024
- If you're bored by the #minecraft 1.20 update, try mine. I added new flowers, 100,000 butterflies, allergies, hot springs, and most importantly, pregnancy and cross-breeding. There are new game mechanics that let you mate with Minecraft's mobs and create centaurs, wipe your nose and climb walls with your own mucus, decorate and build immersive new terrains, and more!
Let me know what you guys want to see in future Minecraft updates!
0:00 Overview
0:33 Flowers
1:34 Butterflies
2:26 Allergies
3:37 Hot Springs
4:36 Pregnancy
5:40 Mutations
6:11 Cross breeding
7:09 Centaurs
7:53 Conclusion + download
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#minecraftideas #minecraftmemes #cursedminecraft - Hry
I cannot believe this man put all of this effort into a genuinely cool sounding update just as an excuse to add pregnancy to minecraft.
His goals are beyond our understanding
How come both get bellies?
the worse part is the zoophilia, chimerism and abominations feature
@@Ian_Trinidad13Because they’re pregnatn… and breeded. Duh.
One guy, is better than one entire company.
The funniest part is how this seems like a genuinely good mod for a portion of the video
Yeah, like the part about pregnancy and mutation 🥰😊😁
pretty much everything here is obtainable with mods
except... well you know
@@tut-wv4peyou mean sex?..GUESS WHAT BUD WE HAVE MODS FOR THAT🗣️🔥
i would definitely get the flowers and butterflies if it was a real mod
Yeah honestly I'd download this in a heartbeat - it has all the features I've always wanted! (minus the flowers and butterflies, of course)
I like how these go from "oh these ideas are fun" to straight up demented 😭😭💀
Hate how He didn't Add abortion
They kept getting more cursed
He's canonically insane
The butterflies eating someone alive is hilarious
FR 💀
It would be cool if he added a feature that lets you catch those Butterflies into bottles or jars
@@hungry_lamathat would actually be fantastic. Then I don’t have to worry about them eating me alive :)
Happens while playing Hades sometimes
i cant believe he made something so cool only to move it into mucus and pregnancy
Fetishes. :)
Fingee moment
This is normal for fingee.
Bro is not going to heaven💀
yes, he coded mc update.
bro is going to code his own heaven.
@@bungiecrimes7247 Wtf is this emoji
100th update let's go
@@bungiecrimes7247 uh oh 💀💀
It started off so nice….
and ended up even better
ok now the flower one is genuinely amazing as a concept and i need that
and hot springs would be really fun aswell, although i think making spring water a seperate source itself would be better
the pregnacy stuff is cursed and funny
And the butterflies
The mating is cool too
This is impressive, weird, disgusting and creative. All at the same time. I have no words.
@You-suck378 My profile picture is a Symbolar, not an Objectoid as you assumed. You can't even get the species right. How laughable.
By the way, Object shows are a vast genre. There is a spectrum of quality in there. Honestly, if you hate them universally, I'll just say "your loss", because i have yet to meet a person for whom none of them are interesting. Go enjoy your pointless ball-throw game.
Its fingees.
hello kratcy pfp
Tbh if the wandering trader was just a centaur llama that would be way cooler than then what the vanilla game has right now
I'm late, but yeah I was thinking the same thing.
samee
I love how this video has genuinly good ideas that could be in minecraft and also absurdly funny ideas that would never be in minecraft.
Patiently waiting on the foot update 🙌
i'm gonna add some stuff that is not allowed on tik tok
@@fingees_YTactually can’t wait 😈
@@fingees_YT"I added my fetish to minecraft"
@@fingees_YTwhat the actual hell bro 😭 I need bleach
@@fingees_YT IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT AND WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT IDEA REALITY
This is absolutely horrible, an abomination that shouldn't have been created... I love it
This guy's kindergarten teacher said be creative, and he's never stopped
IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE!!!! 😭😭😭
4:01 legit the giant one looks amazing what the heck.
I really liked the flowers and bouquets, they're so pretty, especially with their own containers.
It’s actually really pretty until 2:03.
I think that’s a new record for you, man. 2 minutes and 3 seconds of normalness, congratulations.
Fingees: “I made some new flowers, butterflies, and a hot spring”
Also Fingees: *”Live birth and beastiality”*
Oh good lord
6:34 that one Trader/Llama centaur’s pretty cool tho
I feel like there was a missed opportunity here for runny noses. "Eventually, if your allergies get bad enough, you nose will run so hard it will run off your face. You can catch you nose with a lead and, of course, you can race your runny nose against other players' runny noses to see which is the most runny."
As Dr Funkenstein says, "If your nose is running and your feet are smelling, you're up-side-down!"
That’s enough Fingees, you are not fooling anyone!
The hot springs, flowers, and butterflies are all really cool! The rest is definitely a part of the mod that does exist!
5:24 "here's a pregnant villager giving birth"
*ad plays*
Never have I have ever been so scared to click the Skip Ad button.
7:16 is... a part of me feels like this suppose to be a parody of that cursed Horse Prince game for mobile. God nooooo
Great video! The cross breeding portion was disturbing but funny
This man is going places
Not good places, but places
Jail maybe
jail
Straight into Lobotomy
Straight into Lobotomy
I love how it started pretty cool and then became the most disturbing sh1t i have ever witnessed
I love how these start so normal and then get unhinged so quickly
The more Fingees videos I watch, the more I feel like I deserve some kind of apology.
Bro really added some great features and then finished it off with manmade horrors
this video is now 9 months old
I love how the video starts off with him adding completely normal ideas to minecraft and gets more and more unhinged as it progresses.
Half of the video: Adding butterflies, hot springs and flowers
The other half: Steve breeds a wolf and genetic monstrosities
Meanwhile, Mojang is like "Ah yes, 6 months have passed since the last update, time to add one mob and two blocks"
not the right video for youtube eating
6:57. Ed-ward. Big brother, Ed.
not letting the butterflied get too close or else they'll kill you is genuinely my worst nightmare with lepidopterophobia (i copypasted the spelling from google but it's the phobia of moths and butterflies). might have to add this to a horror modpack so i can scare the shit out of myself
i knew this was too peaceful for a video made by you and then you added pregnancy…
this is the most horrific yet magnificent video i've ever seen.
no way this dude added zoophilia
Started with bouquets and butterflies and ended with interspecism, what a ride
2:23 Funeral of dead butterflies anomaly moment
7:50 Hey, isn't that the horse from Horsin' Around?
i was looking for this comment
@@toadnt1528 It was a given, just look at it
Yes. Provably in the next update Alex will be able to make human human cats, which are pink
But the huma human cat is not able to be pregnant because it's eggs are not fertile So he will add an option for her to adopt other mobs.
So Fingees might as well add adoption to Minecraft. Any Villager, Human breed or ghasts can adopt any other mobs. This means that the human human cat can adopt the player
If this happens, you will be transported to the Bojack Horseman dimension, where you can only get out by dying.
@@logandekmarques8412 i wonder how you could get character actress Margo Martindale
@@Soyeah_Imstuff Basically, Fingees would have to add crime to Minecraft
If you loot any villagers chests, the police villagers will hunt you down. The more crimes you commit, the more stars you will have on your star bar.
To commit a crime in the new randomly generated art museum, you could hire Margo Martindale to help you. But don't let her near your house, as she could steal your paintings.
To protect your paintings from being stolen, you can also hire security villagers. Security villagers can also attack other players, so it is now a lot harder to grief someone's house.
Maybe in the next update there could be human human horses world war, and maybe you could cut off a piece of brain from human human horses idk.
suggestion, to ease the allergy symptoms you could add benadryl, and if you take too much of it hatman and other shadow figures appear, and you get teleported to a shadow dimension
the footage of making the flowers had me sitting here like "damn he makes detailed x16 sprites look easy"
then the villagers gave birth
5:07 Uhhh they both got pregnant?
Uh oh💀
HaH GAYYYYYYYYY
Love wins 🏳️🌈
Honestly the flowers, butterflies and hot springs would be an amazing addition to minecraft and should be added except the butt fly and the fact they kill you.
9 months ago. Perfect
"traveling merchant centaur isn't real, it can't hurt you"
Traveling merchant centaur:
Funny how this video got recommended to me 9 months later
Never thought I would have nightmares because of Minecraft 😅
Fingees the type of guy to randomly get a silly mod idea and proceed to make an insane but also extremely detailed and well-made mod that puts the entire Mojang dev team to shame
The flower and blooming mechanic is so beautiful, the butterflies and the hot springs are so cool, perfect for MoominValley roleplays.
I love that sort of the spring part. And then the rest of the video reminded me why I followed you
7:09 vaush would love this update
“And you can even get the rare rainbow butterfly!”
Terraria fans:
I literally got a Hallow praying app ad at the end of this video. I needed it.
Actually, I think we all do LMFAO
Someone put this man on a watch list 💀
This video from 9 months ago just got birthed on my FYP
This is the first time i can say I've watched a villager give birth to twins😭
7:50 rehab was supposed to be a fresh start
I like how compared to the newer videos this video is so tame
is that the horse from horsin around?
You are simultaneously talented and accursed. I like it.
This looked like a great update for Minecraft till the end…
okay this was the most disturbing mod I've ever seen. I love it
The Steve + Squid mob was terrifying 💀💀💀
i was not expecting you to only have 900 subscribers keep up the gooduestionable contend
7:16 I think Vaush will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame. 👀
I cannot escape Vish
i really love this video and your creativity!!! please, keep it up, i look forward to more of your content!
thank you ctabolic
Link to The mod ? @@fingees_YT
I like how this started peacefully and then slowly evolved into Minecraft monster school pregnancy challebge
Bro created a butifull mod, then added pregnancy 💀
The mucis was also out of place
weird thing but i feel validated by those butterflies eating the player. a butterfly bit me when i was a kid and to see this represented is just nice
Idea: design a summer update thats genuinely good but in the end is just an excuse to add hyper realistic feet
I love how it just slowly goes off the rails from normal to complete insanity 😭
4:08
Getting my vote this mob vote💯🔥🔥🔥
Also please make this a mod
The wandering trader and llama thing looked really cool, kinda reminded me of centaurs
Feels appropriate I'm getting recommended this video 9 months after it was posted.
This is wild
The centaur wandering villager is actually a cool design lol
I love how in all these it just slowly spirals into depravity
The hot springs and flowers are the only normal things this man has ever made
OHHH I JUST GET IT, SPRING, HOT SPRINGS, AND OFFSPRING
you should have done a villiger mating with a squid and it should be called squidward
The bouquet concept is amazing, it should be added to vanilla Minecraft fr
7:26 haha… Netflix and chill….
Minus the pregnancy thing, I would love centaurs in vanilla Minecraft.
Need this for contend
Nah bro WTH did you make 2:05
The pregnancy update 🤨
The pregnancy update / RTX 💀
Why you don't put links in description to try these mods?
i realy dont get why he hasnt put a link [that means hes stupid and maybe obese]
amazing video fingees!
thanks C1X3
this video started off ok but slowly progressed to insanity
Honestly the bouquet is a good idea
"Draw her giving birth."
"Nah, I'll animate AND code her doing it."
" *what* ? "
7:15 as a brony, thanks for including us.
Oh my god you added horrible crimes. Amazing. I don't think I can handle this.
4:30 got me genuinely tweaking
0:28 HM. It's almost like pregnancy isn't MC appropriate. 🤔🤔
**stares at Aphmau** 👁️👁️
7:35 holy-
This video has been pregnant for 9 months. I wonder what the baby looks like 🤔
Thus man is absolutely demented, i love it
I love this guy he acts so goofy with is actually great mod ideas
Edit: 5:22 Wtf just happened
I don't know if that's a mutation or the thing 6:19
It's a MOO-tation