Did you know how tall MoistCr1tikal ACTUALLY is?
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- čas přidán 11. 05. 2023
- Moistcr1tikal aka @penguinz0
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Bitch please average height for males is 5' 3"
Hell no furry
You are trying way too hard to make your voice sound higher, it hurts to listen to, your voice is probably fine the way it is
Will you please consider doing only fans, we need ya feet!!!
Lol
"Did you say only?"
[ _you_ _cannot_ _fast_ _travel_ _when_ _enemies_ _are_ _nearby_ ]
Fallout 4 lol
"Did you say only?"
[SHIFT] to Run
I'd be shivering me timbers, brother
Lmao
@@elconquistador9667that was your first Bethesda game wasn't it
"Did you say only?"
Bruhhh this one need more recognition
''can't save, there are enemies nearby...''
I hate when a manual save game starts auto saving 😭 bc wtf is it about to do to me
RIGHT
@@Hardt4Rein
Dude this is frrrrrrrr I be scared too
"Its cute."
"Oh ok."
She passed the quick time event
Violently unrated I'm dead asl
we all know she didnt.
That's what it is!! XD
Yeah she said he’s intimidating and then immediately insults his height and calls him cute
@@PiRhoManiacYTPyeah it just makes her comment overall insulting, the back peddling just really didn't help.
"Did you say only?"
NEW OBJECT: SURVIVE
current objective: survive
ahhh i loved halo reach mannnn
Difficulty: Difficult
M0istCritiKal : Escape from me if you can, Survive if I let you.
(Latin vocals start)
"Did you say 'only'?" Completely mentally flashbanged her
My thoughts exactly 😂
He definitely intimidated her 😂
Absolute stun locks
“did I allow you not to adress me as “Sir”?”
You could see her brain started calculating what to say to get out of it.😁
"did you say only?"
*A boss bar that says 1000% appears above her point of view*
And when he said "oh ok" it disappeared.
Charisma check success
When the boss bars HP starts filling up and then filling up with a different color and then another color and then another color and then another color...
She was not ready for the final boss fight.
Gave me Demon King Ganondorf vibes
[Antagonize] “You’re only 5’6”?
“Did you say only?”
[Defuse] “It’s cute”
Around this point in the game, the npc says a snide remark, basically calling me a p_ssy, which is when I pull out my sawn off shotgun with explosive slugs tryna find out if he can still stand on business on one leg
“You’re only 5’6”?
[Antagonize] “Did you say only?”
“It’s cute”
[Defuse] "Oh, Ok."
Bro's going Red Dead Redemption mode
Crazy
"Did You Say Only?"
[ _You May Not Rest Now, Monsters Are Nearby_ ]
this is so funny when you’ve watched charlie since 2011, dude has “Monster” as his in game name for so many games😂😂
@@TheZGHD lmfao ur right I didn’t even connect that🤦♀️☠️
@@cottoncandylover- lmao😂
That silence lasted a lot longer than a few seconds
Based on my mathematical computations, the brief moment of silence was actually calculated to be exactly 2.051 seconds.
Unlike me, who never last longer than a few seconds. 😎
U know it’s done for if you disrespect charlie
@@Commander_Shepard.ohh same 🤭 we twinning
@@Commander_Shepard.thats a long time...
“Only? Did you say only?”
Such a threatening line 😂
@@raymondfowler6380 with a tone 😂
"say that again I dare you"
yes i heard that.
i watched the video too 😮
“Did you say only? Did i hear that?”
*_health bar appears_*
😭😭😭
“Did you say only?”
*Boss bar appears and goes off the screen*
You see, you have messed with Charlie, the fusion of John Wick and jesus christ.
Johnus Chrick
@@zarkonicX2 fucking hell this got so bad I cried laughing.
@@BauchmanStyle I guess it shoulda been johnsus but it'll be fine
"did you say only?"
5x HP BAR appears.
“You’re intimidating”
“I’m 5’6”
“Oh, then, we’re good, never mind”
>Did you say only
>
>did I hear that
>
>it's cute (he is indeed intimidating)
Pain
You clearly never dealt with a angry short person or you wouldn't say that.
You gotta plan ahead as someone who also stands at only 5'6 you gotta be blessed with a deep voice pirceing eyes and dress the part works for me also don't smile never smile just Glare
@@garaktartv3647yeah it’s more comical then intimidating when a short person gets angry
"Did you say only?"
*Skyrim music starts playing *
I can hear this comment😂😂
“Did you say only”
Just then the king felt true fear for the first time
I actually thought Charlie was tall until this interview, I’d only seen him on his own back then
look up his name and then creator clash, there’s a picture of him standing next to other people… it’s very obvious
Who's Charlie a review critic what his CZcams channel?
Him and yung gravy is wild too
@@AwesomeBlackDude penguinz0
@@TheMysteriousGunneryung gravy is tall as fuck tho so thats not even fair🤣🤣🤣
The "oh okay" at the end- 😂😂😂😂
“Did you only?”
She was about to see her cannon event
“Oh, okay”
*Reaches through the screen*
Charlie's high-key jacked though; definition of a sleeper build.
yeah no
@@ginjaedgy49 charlie is actually jacked tho like deadass
Wait, is it high-key or sleeper build? Because those are not the same thing.
@mcantu1389 Both! You can be really jacked while not looking like it at first glance. 😁
Naw bro this dude ain’t jacked, even with “sleeper builds” you can still tell, this dude is a string bean..and hi-key? Wtf
Im 6"5 and yet I still feel small at the sight of Charlie the man who caried the hungergames series
See. You know respect. I salute that 🫡
@@XD2o0 thank you
As a fellow 5'6 man, I can confirm we are very intimidating
@@swindle6644 I salute you small king
@@ShadowZZZ. thanks big man
“did you say only?”
*[SHIFT] to run*
"Did you say only?"
"Did i hear that?"
(Autosaving... charlie will remember that)
(Objective: survive)
"It's cute" is a decent bandaid. Stops the bleeding, doesn't heal the cut.
Nah bro that’s a twist of the knife
@@OriginalAlbert yea, you right.
"cute" last word that we heard xD
"are you only 5'6?"
Bro you're using an avatar you cant say shit 💀
why?
Went from intimidating to cute, all it takes is how tall you are
The most emasculating thing a woman can ever say to a man is "its cute."
I guess i'm just not very masculine then
Masculine guys can be cute too.
you can be cute regardless of your masculinity or femininity.
@@unematrix So you think we should expand our view of the concept of masculinity to include a greater variety of personal traits?
Or, should we instead narrow it down as whatever is considered "traditionally masculine" , but accept that few men (or women) actually possess those traits, and that this fact is not inherently negative?
Personally, i would subscribe to the latter viewpoint: I wouldn't describe myself as masculine, and yet i would say that i am confident in my masculinity. I get validation and solidarity from the fact that i feel like myself, and that i feel like i am good at certain things, which makes me feel valuable, and worthy of love. Even though i don't feel like those things are true, that is the basis of my self-confidence - confidence that most guys seem to heavily draw from this idea of masculinity.
It's a fallacy, in my opinion. I get confidence from knowing that from a young age, i have been relatively athletic. I am somewhat musical. I know my way around video games. None of these things are inherently masculine. Guys need to stop tying their entire social foundation to the idea of masculinity.
I often find myself feeling the impulse of wanting to pick up heavy stuff, just to see if i can. Some would describe this as masculine, and it sure does make you feel masculine, accomplishing this, but doesn't women as well? Men don't have a monopoly on masculinity, and it certainly should not be the basis of your idea of self worth.
Idk... but it feels like pre-school out there. I'm wondering if people just literally don't "have time" for self-reflection, because they're always doing something. I'm not a technophobe or anything like that, but you gotta stop and wonder; what does it really do to you, constantly being on social media or watching youtube or whatever, every waking moment that you're not "busy". How do you mentally mature, when you don't take the time to reflect on life experiences?
@@sandercohen5543 no shame in that brother, as long as you are comfortable in your skin that's all that matters. I was more referring to how 'cute' is used to describe things in a demeaning way from a female. They know a lot of men will react a certain way to that phrase and use it as a way of trying to make them feel like less of a man. Context is key, and I think it depends on how the word is used.
Actually, no one cares regarding masculine or non-masculine. It's only depends on individual girls' preference
Love how Charlie handled that. Such a good attitude
She was this close to getting absolutely demolished
Charlie's got those hidden stats, huh? "Did you say only?"
Health bar drops to 50%
Went from “intimidating” to “cute” in 5.6 seconds. 😂
Women ☕
The seconds being the height was a nice touch
Miko...its called a magazine...
He proved exactly why he'd come off as intimidating! 😅
"Did you say only?"
Subtitles turned red, Health bars shows up.
Charlie is such a gentleman, opening the door for Miko to roast him
“Did you say only? Did I hear that?” 😭😭
Moist is the only person who makes me less self-conscious about being 5’6”
Look up Daniel Daly, fat electrician covers the guy and boy was he a super badass during service in the Marines.
"Oh ok" 💀💀💀
i like how miko thought he was serious at the start
If this is true, then i can proudly say I am taller than CZcams Jesus
Hmmm,Im 6 foot 6,how do you feel now?? 😂
@@thomcat2704 about the same
@@whitewolf8780 good,cause if you were smaller youd already broken my kneecaps lol
@@thomcat2704 if ~5'6" is your kneecaps, what kinda fucked up build are you running mate 😂 between your knees to your head you got 12" of body lmao. Shit would be funny.
@@TheJaeko9 bros built like Wilt from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
"Only 5'6", says the person that is probably 5'" 😂😂
Bro's the little giant 💀
That oh ok felt personal
Im 19yr and 163cm/5.34 foot, and i get called cute a lot, but honestly, i enjoy it. It's nice being seen as cute. People are more comfortable with you because you're non-threatening. It has honestly not limited me in my relationships. It actually kinda helped me.
Edit: ayo, im 20 now, still as tiny tho. Also i recently started uploading pictures of myself because i wanted to know what more people thought. The feedback was a bit overwhelming. People seem to really like how i look. It feels really weird but nice. Maybe i should dress cute too. Ima try that out
Edit 2: so i started streaming and my community is growing pretty damn fast. And havent gotten any real hate yet. I have gotten really comfortable with being called femboy and with having so many people compliment me. I actually feel more happy with my life then i have ever felt. I also got more time to focus on making art and being with my family. This will be my last interaction with this comment, so know i won't reply anymore
You are still a kid, so don't be so frightened yet. Actually, no one cares whether someone is masculine or not masculine.
@@nandayogorega4219 im not frightened?? Also my doctor has said im not going to get taller then this. Also what does being masculine or feminine have to do with this?
@@nandayogorega4219 i didn't mention anything about masculinity
That's the key; finding comfort and pride in whatever you've got going on physically. Confidence is way more important than height!
@Nandayo Gorega haha 19 is physically not a kid anymore, dudes not growing anymore but YES shortness is adorable no matter the gender. Tiny lil gremlins we are.
“Did you say only?”
**
thats the type of situations that you would love to alt+F4 but the game shows a notification saying "cannot log off while in a boss battle"
never expected today to the day i discover that I'm taller than moistcritical
I love that "oops I stepped on some shit" smile you get all the time. 🤪
Bro you are talking to a girl hiding behind an anime character. The last person you need to be talking to 💀
"Did you say only?!"
Charlie WILL remember that*
The “did I hear that?🙃” gets me every time 😂
Dissing the short king 😭
"Did you say only?"
*Equips diamond enchanted armor"
"did you say only?"
*You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby*
5’6” in his Nikes
bruh hes still tall comparedto my 4'8 ass tf
4'8 is wild i cant lie
You a gremlin?
Look at all the insecure people in the replies except for me.
Yo they got Wi-Fi in shire?
I thought my girl was short but your 4’8? I mean if your above the age of 18 your legally a midget
"did you say only?"
*Dark Souls boss music ensues*
"You're kind of intimidating,"
"Did you say only?"
I'll never be as tall as my dad
Neither and if it makes you feel better Charlie’s dad is 6’5
I bet he's 6ft
Stolen short king valor would be the scandal of the century.
He is lol 😂
he’s 5’6😭
He’s 7’ 6”
And hand some
He’s not even 5’6… he’s about 5’2
"Did you say only?"
**You cannot fast travel while in combat**
When the word "only" triggers a bossfight
That silence was longer than his height.
Kind of reminds me of Johnny from cyberbunk if he just smoked weed instead of comiting global terriorism
Keanue Reeves is actually based upon his Moistness.
Bro activated her fight or flight response with one word "only" 😂
"did you say only?" kind yet firm, he knows his intimidation factor
It's cute...ohhh ok...😂😂😂
3 inches shorter I'm dead lol😢
😂 love this clip
This is one of those dialogues that you need to take a med that gives you +5 speech with max speech before going into the chat to see.
She felt that intimidation and had to figure out the best way to smooth it over 😂
When you watch Dr.Disrespect from Wish
The doctor is a unit. Charlie is ripped too but a short king lmao
she didn’t just dodge a bullet, she dodged an entire mortar shell.
HE LOOKS LIKE JOHN WICK
Lol someone animated this so that they are Final Fantasy characters. Charlie is Cloud 😂
height shame men, totally acceptable. Fat shame women, cancel men
Funnily enough women can fat shame men all they want without any consequences.
Women get fat shamed all the time what 😭 but yes it sucks that men get shamed for something they cannot control.
@@gabiolson1118double standards. No mercy for hypocritical people.
That "oh okay" with the cut made it sound like he took offense still lol
its the quick wit and will to pounce on oppurtunity that you can sense 😅
Is SHE TALLER THAN 5’6? Otherwise I don’t know what she’s trying to say here. 😂
Chill snowflake, it’s not a big deal
@@alexcs1102 simp
@@alexcs1102what you just said makes no sense
@@BadKarma108 then can you not read or you can’t understand English or what’s the problem?
Nahhh💀 im 15 and im only 5.5 feet tall💀
I'm 15 and 5'7😭
hah short
@@Stoic2107 thats not bad bro
@@reubenvanderspuy5525I want to be taller!
@@xcureeokay and? who cares
“Did you say only?”
[You are in combat, you may not leave for 5 more seconds]
Accidentally triggered a boss fight
BTW the US average is 5"6
no it’s not😂
Cap
but the average us male height is 5'9
HAHA now we know your below average US male average height is 5”9 the female average is 5”4
Look..I'm 5'7..you dont gotta lie like that 😂
Damn Miko is cold as every other woman.
It's sad, though. I AM 6 ' and women still have nothing to do with me. I don't have that 6 figure income. Or six pack.... but guys are soooo superficial you know?
you’re the problem, not women lmao
Literally what are you on about? She was joking around, no one asked for your insecurities and life stories😭
@@tired7896 go back to sleep
@@tired7896 damn you heard no six figure salary and got salty huh😂
"Did you say only?"
*Quicksave*
"Did I hear that?"
I love this man's energy
More like laughable 😂
"its cute" is almost always actually heard as an insult
“Did you say only?”
Health bar appears*
"Did you say only?"
*Bury the Light begins playing*
Mans was not gonna let that slide
"only?"
Bros bout to pull that big gun out
“Did you say “only”?”😂😂💀
The eye shift after "did you say only"
"It's cute."
"Understandable, have a great day!"
Charlie was ready to smite the virtual world for that one.
“did you say only?”
Boss fight music starts playing
“Did you say only?”
Objective: survive