When you first discover Windhelm

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  • čas přidán 21. 07. 2022
  • Home to the most welcoming population in #Skyrim. Why is everyone here so mean?
    RIP Tony Sirico
    Skyrim/Sopranos parody and pastiche
    Skyrim Music: Tundra, Imperial Throne
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Komentáře • 692

  • @BossEvasion
    @BossEvasion Před rokem +5239

    Tony’s a true nord if he can waltz around in his pajamas like that.

  • @puggy_8907
    @puggy_8907 Před rokem +3747

    "You're not gunna believe this, he killed 16 Imperials single handed. Guy was an Interior steward"

  • @willielast
    @willielast Před rokem +2844

    Tony has nothing against the Dumner he just doesnt want his daughter marrying one

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 Před rokem +146

      Ain't that the truth...

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 Před rokem +149

      As should any man.

    • @thedarknessofnana
      @thedarknessofnana Před rokem +30

      Me, a Dunmer: 🫤 Nords. Can’t live with ‘em.

    • @deviantic69
      @deviantic69 Před rokem +140

      No man in his right mind would want his daughter to mix. And have his grandkids look like they're adopted. Like mutant freaks.
      No sane father wants that shame and sting. If the Dunmer don't like Skyrim, the land they don't belong in, that owes them nothing, nobody's stopping them from leaving.
      I'm sick of these entitled whiners.

    • @deviantic69
      @deviantic69 Před rokem +1

      If I was a Nord, Imperial or any other race of men, or another species like elf or beastfolk, I wouldn't want to kill my own genes. Why would I do that?
      Oh, and if the daughter is stupid enough to do it, she's done for. Disowned, out of the house, out of my life, it's as if she died. And in a way, she did.

  • @SWEATYPO55IE
    @SWEATYPO55IE Před rokem +2693

    You're a saint for that Tony Sirico homage.

    • @SWEATYPO55IE
      @SWEATYPO55IE Před rokem +47

      @Bonka thats a fact, dont get me wrong I started the sopranos twoards the end of last year and couldn't finish it so I finished in June but, it is crazy that he died 9 years ago. When I watched the show it felt like he was still around.

    • @David_James94
      @David_James94 Před rokem +41

      He was a saint

    • @Adarkane325xi
      @Adarkane325xi Před rokem +3

      You need to get out more, friend.

    • @benderaviation
      @benderaviation Před rokem +12

      He was just a kid

    • @RustCohle072
      @RustCohle072 Před rokem +8

      @@Adarkane325xi ??

  • @evanw783
    @evanw783 Před rokem +1265

    HOW DOES TONY FIT IN WITH TAMRIEL SO WELL LMAO

    • @The_Custos
      @The_Custos Před rokem +74

      Er... because he is a criminal. The player is always a criminal.

    • @tannhauserr
      @tannhauserr Před rokem +62

      His ancestors were Imperial

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 Před rokem

      Weeb

    • @The_Custos
      @The_Custos Před rokem +29

      @@tannhauserr "Where are the imperials now?"
      - a scared Aldmer

    • @garbagedayy
      @garbagedayy Před rokem +27

      @@The_Custos "Youre looking at them."

  • @daltonlee5839
    @daltonlee5839 Před rokem +1428

    THE PAULIE WALNUTS LOADING SCREEN 😭 Please never stop making these

    • @androiduberalles
      @androiduberalles Před rokem +19

      The best part 😂

    • @ThomasLadder
      @ThomasLadder Před rokem +12

      Hehe

    • @MaitreObi-WanKenobi
      @MaitreObi-WanKenobi Před rokem +29

      It made me laugh and then I remembered...
      RIP Tony Sirico

    • @daltonlee5839
      @daltonlee5839 Před rokem +1

      @@ThomasLadder “No offense, have you ever had yourself checked for Tourette’s shyndrome? Sheriously ‘heheh, heheh’ maybe you got a tick or shomethin”

    • @meexz127
      @meexz127 Před rokem +6

      it cought me so off guard i started laughing so loud

  • @chrism1518
    @chrism1518 Před rokem +143

    “They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... with his voice! Shouted him apart!”
    “Get ‘da fuck outta here!”

  • @hamza12ism
    @hamza12ism Před rokem +162

    "On your winterhold collage application, what did you put"
    "Dunmar"
    "So, we do understand each other"

  • @rainehernandez8345
    @rainehernandez8345 Před rokem +652

    Ulfric Stormcloak and the High King, whatever happened there…

    • @visibledisgust8614
      @visibledisgust8614 Před rokem +54

      Whatever happened there?

    • @Hagmire
      @Hagmire Před rokem +39

      "I did 20 fuckin years"

    • @ercoleborgiano
      @ercoleborgiano Před rokem +47

      Jarl Elisif: WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!

    • @PeceNeshkovski1992
      @PeceNeshkovski1992 Před rokem +16

      Reine, what the fu*k? Why would you possibly bring that up?!?

    • @jesperjohansson1053
      @jesperjohansson1053 Před rokem +52

      "I'll tell you what fucking happened, this piece of shits brother in arms put 6 shouts into the king with no provocation whatsoever!"

  • @princekyros
    @princekyros Před rokem +506

    Eventually you're going to splice all of these into a full playthrough. I know it

    • @IbrahiemLegoFilms
      @IbrahiemLegoFilms Před rokem +31

      I will actually cry tears of joy if that ever happened

    • @codyi5232
      @codyi5232 Před rokem +32

      A feature length tony driving the roads for the intro.

    • @heavyarms7785
      @heavyarms7785 Před 3 měsíci

      @@codyi5232 @pertinax PLEASE

  • @ercoleborgiano
    @ercoleborgiano Před rokem +72

    0:38 "See, I got business associates who are Dunmer, and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine"

  • @TheFrogEnjoyer
    @TheFrogEnjoyer Před rokem +231

    Ulfric Stormcloak never had the makings of a varsity Jarl

    • @Pertinax69
      @Pertinax69  Před rokem +50

      Just last week Ulfric stuck his hand in, made it 100 times more difficult for me...plus he thumbs his nose at the Imperial City

    • @TheFrogEnjoyer
      @TheFrogEnjoyer Před rokem +26

      @@Pertinax69 Ulfric is like the man with the colovian ham under his arm crying the blues cause he's got no mead

    • @augustus9708
      @augustus9708 Před rokem +26

      @@Pertinax69 He's part of a whole generation.
      Remember the Oblivion Gates and the daedra? Now it's dragons and the Thalmor.

    • @adamobrien9019
      @adamobrien9019 Před rokem +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 genuinely laughed out loud at this

    • @Hewbroc
      @Hewbroc Před rokem +2

      Y'all out here killing me with these haha

  • @TorremThonius
    @TorremThonius Před rokem +75

    When I was in the Whiterun dungeon, I wanted hot vegetable stew. I compromised. I ate raw potatoes from a basket.

  • @HaterOfReddit
    @HaterOfReddit Před rokem +601

    Great editing as usual, especially at 1:50 with Tony getting mad looking at the map. Absolutely great job Pert

    • @samporter3453
      @samporter3453 Před rokem +1

      Skyrim belongs to the Nordstrom milk drinksr

  • @leonardorimondotto5802
    @leonardorimondotto5802 Před rokem +314

    I can't believe those two redguards killed another girl!

    • @ThomasLadder
      @ThomasLadder Před rokem +73

      Oh yeah, those guys!

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n Před rokem +30

      Who else huh??? Who else???
      I just CANT BELIEVE IT!!

    • @deviantic69
      @deviantic69 Před rokem +7

      @@John-Adams Is it THEM again, Yogi?

    • @ericholmquest2988
      @ericholmquest2988 Před rokem +13

      I think I seen a couple of them running that way 👉

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 Před rokem +2

      @@John-Adams Yup, bad economic opportunities and living in a systemically oppressive system will make people do some weird things.

  • @Arkanthrall
    @Arkanthrall Před rokem +80

    2:30 He runs so fast, he clearly has the makings of a varsity athlete.

  • @jacoblangobard4640
    @jacoblangobard4640 Před rokem +49

    Furio:"I donta understande, wassa this Talos country?"
    Paulie:" Its any where there are no high elves or imperials."

  • @Lawlzinator
    @Lawlzinator Před rokem +391

    I always thought of the windhelm fighter's guild as a glorified crew

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 Před rokem +45

    “Our True enemy, has Yet, to reveal himself.”

  • @pokemontrainerred5913
    @pokemontrainerred5913 Před rokem +166

    R.I.P Tony Sirico *"Ride The Painted Pony, Let The Spinning Wheel Glide."* You shall be missed Heheh 🤟🏻

    • @Stabsnipers
      @Stabsnipers Před rokem

      Fuckin queeas!

    • @dmdeign7116
      @dmdeign7116 Před rokem +8

      "Lydia, you hear what I told him? I told him what's wrong, some stole your sweet roll? Hehheheh"

  • @thomasalvarez6456
    @thomasalvarez6456 Před rokem +342

    “This is mead with Juniper pulp.”
    “I thought you liked pulp.”
    “I like the mead with some pulp.”

  • @tobiasjames6608
    @tobiasjames6608 Před rokem +29

    A new skypranos, fuckin’ A.

  • @DeRive_
    @DeRive_ Před rokem +79

    Oh man, because of your videos, I've started to watch The Sopranos. It's amazing, i'm on season 4. 😍😍

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest Před rokem +3

      Enjoy it thoroughly. You only see it first once (a truism, but worth reminding)

    • @thestoicwhinger
      @thestoicwhinger Před rokem +3

      It's the greatest tv show ever

    • @pbluma
      @pbluma Před rokem +4

      @@ResistanceQuest Yeah, but if you watch it again and again, it becomes a dark comedy lol

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest Před rokem +3

      @@pbluma oh I've watched it 10 times. It gets better in many ways. But the first mind-blown feeling is very special, I think

    • @stardaggerrihannsu2363
      @stardaggerrihannsu2363 Před rokem

      You have to watch the Godfather movies and Goodfellas to get the full impact.

  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155 Před rokem +144

    Can you do one with Tony reacting to Markarth and the forsworn conspiracy ?

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 Před 6 měsíci

      “You’re messing with the Forsworn here asshole!”

  • @tobes8558
    @tobes8558 Před rokem +76

    I always knew Tony had the making of a varsity stormcloak

  • @dawgrush4317
    @dawgrush4317 Před rokem +17

    That moment when you learn about an actor's death from a meme of all things.

  • @Sam-xt2gz
    @Sam-xt2gz Před rokem +10

    Tony waltzing up to ulfric in a bath robe is the coolest thing anyone will ever see today

  • @tbu_drachenkater5397
    @tbu_drachenkater5397 Před rokem +13

    The fact that he only has an bathrope and tanktop in that freezing environment xD

  • @jacobcustos3626
    @jacobcustos3626 Před rokem +4

    What! I think I saw a couple of redguards running that way.

  • @SrChr778
    @SrChr778 Před rokem +5

    Gonna set down some ground rules, so here goes,
    1) We *DON'T* hate the Dunmer. Nobody likes a bully.
    2) Investigate the murders. Don't be a schmuck.
    3) Stay away from Ulfric. People who talk to Ulfric end up in the back of a carriage trunk. Along with Ulfric. Capeesh?
    (Also, good tribute to Tony Sirico, btw)

  • @Ducey77
    @Ducey77 Před rokem +2

    RIP Tony Sirico 🤌

  • @shaggyultra69
    @shaggyultra69 Před rokem +3

    Rest In Peace, James and Tony 😢❤️

  • @sherk3286
    @sherk3286 Před rokem +2

    "As long as your criminal past stays in the past"
    *commits acts if theft and murder in front of him and is forgiven immediately

  • @OsamaBinLooney
    @OsamaBinLooney Před rokem +2

    Ulfric: so long as your criminal past, stays in the past
    Tullius: i'm sure you being on that cart was all a misunderstanding

  • @liquiiiddd
    @liquiiiddd Před rokem +4

    The Tony Siciro tribute/ loading page was enough for me, pretty much made me laugh and cry at the same time. To the Legend 🍻

  • @Siculidee
    @Siculidee Před rokem +5

    We’ve entered the tech age where we can put anyone in anything, living or dead and I LOVE it 😂

  • @Markell1991
    @Markell1991 Před rokem +2

    Nazeem Walnuts: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Your ma was working the sweetroll concession at Dragonsreach dungeons.

  • @frankpale
    @frankpale Před rokem +5

    I just learned by seeing your video, may he rest in peace, one of my favorite characters in the sopranos 👍

  • @andreaholcock8992
    @andreaholcock8992 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Nord: “what’d we ever get that we didn’t have to work our balls off for?”
    >drinks 16 pints of mead
    >sleeps the rest of the day

  • @FalconMain3
    @FalconMain3 Před rokem +1

    These are amazing appreciate all the time you put into them

  • @truthseekingtillweascend387

    I appreciate everyone and ofc the creator for the editing and puns
    Y’all have made my night 😂😂😂💯

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 Před rokem +3

    Amazing work as usual. This brought a tear to my eye!

  • @brandonmorrell4340
    @brandonmorrell4340 Před rokem +1

    More content from one of only 3 creators whose videos I'll Like before I've even seen them. Oh joyous day.
    Gorgeous content as always.

  • @HibHab69
    @HibHab69 Před rokem +3

    'Course Tony would join the Stormcloaks.

  • @mentosis797
    @mentosis797 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Your channel is solid gold. Masterpiece.

  • @mattg1919
    @mattg1919 Před rokem +3

    Quality of the roto gets better and better

  • @dgooshe
    @dgooshe Před rokem

    always love your work man. Thanks again for the great video!!

  • @snicky49
    @snicky49 Před rokem +2

    Man i never get tired of these

  • @joshuawall7933
    @joshuawall7933 Před rokem +1

    Tony never had the makings of a varsity storm cloak

  • @nabilbudiman271
    @nabilbudiman271 Před rokem

    the way you put Tony into Skyrim's World, it reminds me the good 'ol 90's games were FMV is very common, real people blue screen'd into the game's world

  • @40088922
    @40088922 Před rokem +1

    getting "Blood on the Ice" first thing through the gate? the gods have smiled upon Tony

  • @JohnK-117
    @JohnK-117 Před rokem +2

    I thought I was watching a movie... Please keep it up man ur amazing!! :D

  • @MrFranciss
    @MrFranciss Před 7 měsíci

    Tony's visit was a blessing to me

  • @AsgardianValkyrie12
    @AsgardianValkyrie12 Před rokem +1

    I like how Tony reacts to the military map situation, with the Empire engulfing all of Skyrim. He's a true Nord.

  • @xLeeroycranex
    @xLeeroycranex Před 7 dny

    The end scene was Tony running when he saw the Dragonborn coming for Ulfric, just like he ran from the FBI coming for Johnny Sac

  • @BillShartner
    @BillShartner Před rokem

    This is no shit the most well done of these I have seen so far. Wow.

  • @JuuksZanezi
    @JuuksZanezi Před rokem +3

    Another masterpiece! Rip sirico 🥺

  • @R0CKSTONE
    @R0CKSTONE Před rokem +2

    You're videos are getting better and better, impressive

  • @ReplicatorFifth
    @ReplicatorFifth Před rokem

    This is the only CZcams channel that simultaneously makes me want to re-watch The Sapranos and play Skyrim xD

  • @tomar4209
    @tomar4209 Před rokem +1

    I thought tony was going straight for the table of food at the end

  • @jenniferadams7582
    @jenniferadams7582 Před rokem

    Love the sopranos and you make it work so well with Skyrim.

  • @doge-chanthegreatshiba7517

    Me encanta que sigas haciendo memes de Skyrim a pesar del tiempo, es un juego eterno

  • @nicklenio8131
    @nicklenio8131 Před rokem +1

    The loading screen of Paulys face made me laugh out loud

  • @bmac3452
    @bmac3452 Před rokem +1

    Almost perfect. Should have kept original audio and have Tony call the dark elf a moolinyan, a charcoal briquet

  • @Nonaggress
    @Nonaggress Před 3 měsíci

    I can't be the only one here who was both relieved and disappointed when Tony said Dunmer.

  • @teamnoob52
    @teamnoob52 Před rokem +1

    "Completed: Attend sitdown with Ulfric". Hahahah!

  • @johngordon5537
    @johngordon5537 Před rokem +1

    That first loading screen hit me in the feels rip tony

  • @codyi5232
    @codyi5232 Před rokem +2

    tony is everyone born in 1986 who hasn't turned insane and just rocking back and forth in a heap lol

  • @IconicPortal
    @IconicPortal Před rokem +1

    Bro the loading screen got me lol

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 Před rokem +2

    Meanwhile, at Markarth...
    ASDF: "Here, hold this." Stabs with knife

  • @Anjelikah11
    @Anjelikah11 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Please do more of these

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 Před rokem

    I see the effort to match the lighting and I respect it.

  • @BalloutNewDregas
    @BalloutNewDregas Před rokem +1

    i saw two redguards running out of the blue palace after the assassination of the high king

  • @hoagiemacintosh781
    @hoagiemacintosh781 Před 4 měsíci +1

    RIP Tony Sirico

  • @commanderbristle
    @commanderbristle Před rokem

    So golden, keep em coming 🌟

  • @sheneedsyrruup
    @sheneedsyrruup Před rokem

    This game is timeless, and these videos are hilarious

  • @fredthemanish
    @fredthemanish Před rokem +2

    You see a few of Tony's business associates are dunmer and they wouldn't like his son with their daughters and they wouldn't like theirs with his.

  • @wolfofwar6354
    @wolfofwar6354 Před rokem

    These videos always make me laugh, so funny

  • @Fibonaccisghost
    @Fibonaccisghost Před rokem

    Watching these videos is like eating a bag of your favorite chips.

  • @szymon3835
    @szymon3835 Před rokem +1

    Ultimate respect for Tony Sirico loading screen…

  • @grantmarcus6837
    @grantmarcus6837 Před rokem

    these videos are amazing

  • @martinweiss2955
    @martinweiss2955 Před rokem +1

    Ah Windhelm on a fine snowy summer's day.
    I'm half tempted to reinstall skyrim vr and take a walk in my bathrobe

  • @griswold3006
    @griswold3006 Před rokem

    Watching these with the biggest smile on my face

  • @bounty_hunter19
    @bounty_hunter19 Před rokem +1

    The loading screen killed me😆

  • @user-nv2wt4hi8t
    @user-nv2wt4hi8t Před 11 měsíci

    I swear to God man, these memes have INFINITE potential. They never...ever get old.

  • @cbxplay3636
    @cbxplay3636 Před rokem

    The editing I see here is just👌👌 props chief

  • @tigerheart6
    @tigerheart6 Před rokem

    Yess Another episode!!! You’re my hero

  • @JohnSmith-wj2wd
    @JohnSmith-wj2wd Před rokem

    That loading screen surprised me. I had no idea he passed away.

  • @blindiris22
    @blindiris22 Před rokem +1

    Damn, I was really expecting Tony to give that first dark elf the charcoal briquette speech.

  • @amysantee
    @amysantee Před rokem +1

    Always loved the dream sequences

  • @KevinMcGannon
    @KevinMcGannon Před 11 měsíci

    “Attend sit down with Ulfric” that’s a nice touch lol

  • @SketchCarney
    @SketchCarney Před 3 měsíci +1

    Maaan the editing on this is so choice! 😆

  • @Zlorthishen
    @Zlorthishen Před rokem

    daaaamn this is GOOD production value

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 Před rokem

    NGL, you're getting better and better with these edits.

  • @oliverwilk4196
    @oliverwilk4196 Před 11 měsíci

    So many memories even with Tony

  • @WalkToPoland
    @WalkToPoland Před 17 dny

    The loading screen too. Tha shit had me cracking up.

  • @KarltonFranz
    @KarltonFranz Před rokem

    the load screen took me out. RIP Mr. Walnuts

  • @yovagomez8169
    @yovagomez8169 Před rokem +1

    The loading screen my god 🤣🤣

  • @stevemuzak8526
    @stevemuzak8526 Před rokem +17

    Dark elves are only 13% of Skyrim population and commits 70% of crime…

  • @vinagnihotri
    @vinagnihotri Před rokem

    This is a brilliant edit