The Real GIGACHAD of Elden Ring

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  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2023
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  • @Yobama08
    @Yobama08 Před 8 měsíci +22368

    Bosses who spent years training with their weapons
    R1/RB:

    • @WanMinhLuu-jj5rv
      @WanMinhLuu-jj5rv Před 7 měsíci +77

      752 likes with no cmt? Lemme fix that

    • @joeyjones9041
      @joeyjones9041 Před 7 měsíci +158

      Don't forget L2!!!

    • @quintenverbist6443
      @quintenverbist6443 Před 6 měsíci +36

      Hehe poleblade go brrrrrr

    • @jerrygibson345
      @jerrygibson345 Před 6 měsíci +31

      I mean it kinda makes sense you gatta spend hours learning the move set just to defat them so I guess it does make a little sense why after defeating them you would be able to use there weapon lol

    • @skipjacks85
      @skipjacks85 Před 6 měsíci +34

      Nah dude that’s DS3....R1, R1, R1, roll, R1, R1, R1, roll...
      Elden ring is more like L2, Riposte, L2 get rect

  • @chairuptop
    @chairuptop Před 7 měsíci +15525

    Reminds me of sekiro where wolf reads like 15 words of a pamphlet and figures out how to REDIRECT LIGHTNING

    • @SadityLJ
      @SadityLJ Před 5 měsíci +2348

      the pamphlet was probably like “just jump and swing bro”

    • @Kyouma.Styles
      @Kyouma.Styles Před 5 měsíci +1869

      and it makes it even funnier considering that Genichiro practiced those lightning attacks until his skin burned.

    • @Chunkyloops
      @Chunkyloops Před 5 měsíci +434

      I mean, all he had to do was jump at the end of the day. Easy peasy

    • @kiellur755
      @kiellur755 Před 5 měsíci +215

      Забавно то, что волк при всем своём мастерстве до прочтения надписи не умеет нырять.

    • @Gozieaaa
      @Gozieaaa Před 5 měsíci +270

      ​@@Chunkyloops i don't think any normal person can just jump in the air and grab lightning then throw it back

  • @otachipg686
    @otachipg686 Před 5 měsíci +5125

    Godfrey: What weapons?
    *proceeds to fucking destroy tarnished with his bare hands*

    • @KSasciaLv
      @KSasciaLv Před 4 měsíci +120

      bro that's hoara. godfrey definitely use a weapon

    • @Staplegunner
      @Staplegunner Před 4 měsíci +80

      Destroyed what tarnished? I killed him first try because i was so overleveled.

    • @vickayenesi3608
      @vickayenesi3608 Před 4 měsíci

      Yh, "my people need to be spanked sometimes," he said
      "Need to show them who's daddy"😂😂

    • @raresradoi39
      @raresradoi39 Před 3 měsíci +25

      Probably my favourite boss fight in the game

    • @anishshirodkar484
      @anishshirodkar484 Před 3 měsíci +51

      @@Staplegunneryou see, that’s why you killed him easily. Glad i could help

  • @DetectivePlays0
    @DetectivePlays0 Před 19 dny +87

    "Knows how to use every weapon"
    *presses L2*

    • @andystarz7936
      @andystarz7936 Před 3 dny

      Literally came to say the same thing, like he what? Knew how to do every ash of war with the same button? Lol I'm waiting to see how phantom blade zero's combos are gonna work. THAT shit seems like it's gonna be hard to master

    • @megusta3208
      @megusta3208 Před 3 dny +1

      I don't think you guys understand this at all

    • @Njurt
      @Njurt Před 3 dny

      Yh I mind when rivers of blood was completely broken people would only spam the wa lmao I still see it happen every now and then and give them a point down when I beat them lol

    • @skungillian91
      @skungillian91 Před 19 hodinami +1

      ​@@megusta3208 right. its talking lore wise

    • @megusta3208
      @megusta3208 Před 19 hodinami +2

      @@skungillian91 yeah exactly, these people are thinking solely about gameplay lol

  • @souulxp
    @souulxp Před 11 měsíci +20203

    “Foul tarnished, you can’t just copy my signature moves. It’s unfair.”

    • @cancelculturecansuckmydick4923
      @cancelculturecansuckmydick4923 Před 11 měsíci +11

      "Its unfair" - says a fromsoft boss

    • @darkwulf4862
      @darkwulf4862 Před 11 měsíci +571

      Given that Margot is the only one who's signature moves you cant copy (his holy hammer, knives and spear attacks), I'd say he is badass

    • @olp3850
      @olp3850 Před 11 měsíci +237

      ​@darkwulf4862 True but tarnished does have his own equivalence to morgotts iconic moves
      The hammer- Gavel of Haima
      Spear attacks - Carian greatsword and Carian piercer
      Knives- awell the tarnished has their own knifes

    • @typicaltrash5163
      @typicaltrash5163 Před 11 měsíci +95

      Tarnished:Nuh-uh!!!

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan Před 11 měsíci +31

      *disturbed snake noises*

  • @TrippIsGaming
    @TrippIsGaming Před 11 měsíci +4431

    This is probably why every boss in the game hates the Tarnished

    • @Gyno-Mackima
      @Gyno-Mackima Před 11 měsíci +488

      Imagine some random tarnished walks in on u and u kill him/her but then they come back over and over and over and over until ur dead

    • @Gyno-Mackima
      @Gyno-Mackima Před 11 měsíci +187

      @@snowmanica3821 stop making up random quotes and using my name
      -Godfrey, most likely

    • @Gyno-Mackima
      @Gyno-Mackima Před 11 měsíci +49

      @@snowmanica3821 wtf💀💀💀💀 bro i was making the same joke as u it’s supposed to be funny not offensive, the hell u mean “internet battle” i was tryna make u laugh then all of a sudden u just give me a hate reply like damn💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 and no i didn’t like my own comment but i liked urs cuz it was funny as hell, i thought we were starting a chain/thread thingy

    • @faastah619
      @faastah619 Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@snowmanica3821damn. Man did not deserve that.

    • @kylesws5153
      @kylesws5153 Před 11 měsíci +30

      @@snowmanica3821 YO bro chill he was just trying to make another meme with your meme he didnt try to be offensive or smth

  • @TheVinster420
    @TheVinster420 Před 2 měsíci +58

    Fire giant: “RAHH ARGHHH RAGH”
    *rips off leg*

  • @SPEED_IS_K3Y
    @SPEED_IS_K3Y Před 5 měsíci +274

    Spends years mastering a weapon just for the main character to kill you and use it better then you

    • @huntermoreno7805
      @huntermoreno7805 Před 4 měsíci +18

      The bosses use they’re moves much better than us fym

    • @SPEED_IS_K3Y
      @SPEED_IS_K3Y Před 4 měsíci +6

      You saying you can't beat a boss with it's own weapon that's just a you problem

    • @huntermoreno7805
      @huntermoreno7805 Před 4 měsíci +13

      @@SPEED_IS_K3Y I think we’re thinking of two different things.. I’m saying when they use the skill it’s much more destructive than when we use it. Waterfowl from Malenia does like 3000 dmg. We do it and it’s like 350…

    • @Dominated001
      @Dominated001 Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@@huntermoreno7805try reaching the dex req then

    • @huntermoreno7805
      @huntermoreno7805 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Dominated001 are you slow?

  • @Pentagrxxm
    @Pentagrxxm Před 11 měsíci +4939

    Boss: fights countless wars to gain experience
    Me: beats up a bunch of frogs to gain experience

    • @rickkhemai1443
      @rickkhemai1443 Před 11 měsíci +102

      dont beat up frog people just chilling. go for the bird nearby and mercy snipe kill it. much better and quicker

    • @PeopleRTellingme
      @PeopleRTellingme Před 11 měsíci +13

      Now that’s funny😂. The original joke in the short makes no sense, it’s like he doesn’t understand what’s happening in the game. Nice job polishing his turd into a legit meme.

    • @vaalence9043
      @vaalence9043 Před 10 měsíci +18

      @@rickkhemai1443 No, it's really not.

    • @jeremiahkivi4256
      @jeremiahkivi4256 Před 10 měsíci

      Better to be a frog than a monkey tho.

    • @keremtukel8178
      @keremtukel8178 Před 10 měsíci +6

      *adjusts tie*
      We’re not the same

  • @thedarkpaladinorios4465
    @thedarkpaladinorios4465 Před 11 měsíci +7616

    Dante the instant he gets a new weapon: martial mastery unlocked

    • @hellfirecomesuninvited1689
      @hellfirecomesuninvited1689 Před 11 měsíci +192

      El Donte 😁 wacky wahoo pizza man

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 Před 11 měsíci +297

      “Oh hey this gives me an idea…” *insert 20 minute montage of badassery*

    • @zoid_on_youtube
      @zoid_on_youtube Před 11 měsíci +150

      Kiryu: Thats rad. *(masters a new fighting style)*

    • @ssjkaryuusennin
      @ssjkaryuusennin Před 11 měsíci +45

      ​@@zoid_on_youtubeAnd bodies Ichiban alongside his team who himself is considered one of the strongest

    • @ssjkaryuusennin
      @ssjkaryuusennin Před 11 měsíci +64

      Dante and Vergil are like that tbh. It's just that Dante is even more crazy

  • @holytoast9279
    @holytoast9279 Před 4 měsíci +26

    Tarnished is literally so powerful he shrinks bosses weapons and armor so they fit his size

    • @skungillian91
      @skungillian91 Před 19 hodinami

      he could grow to the original weapon size and obliterate everything, but he's too humble

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 Před 4 měsíci +57

    Mimic tear: I’m about to end this man’s whole caree- oh no he unequipped his weapons and armor, my biggest weakness!

    • @Dominated001
      @Dominated001 Před 4 měsíci

      Me equiping hoe's woe and the escorpion charms:

    • @Ionsniper
      @Ionsniper Před měsícem +1

      I just tried to fight him at level 450ish and NG+3 and decided I'd try to fight him the normal way. I was getting absolutely bodied trying different weapon combinations 😆 🤣 I did finally manage to beat him after 6 or 7 times. He was just hitting me for half to 3/4 of my health. Wish my mimc tear summon fought like him lol.

    • @austinhart2307
      @austinhart2307 Před 22 dny +1

      I’m a firm believer if you can’t fight the mimic tear as you are and win then you’re not fit to be elden lord lol

    • @WomanSlayer69420
      @WomanSlayer69420 Před 22 dny

      @@austinhart2307 I cheesed the mimic tear once, I was in the dungeon before consecrated snowfield and fighting through it exhausted all my flasks, and I was on a sliver of health, but I knew there was a mimic tear as the boss so I did what any sane person would do and that is unequip my weapons so the mimic doesn’t fucking kill me. I guess I’m not fit to be elden lord despite 100%’ing the game solo because I pulled that stunt.

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 Před 12 dny

      Jokes on them. I still beat their ass. 😂

  • @pimpsterpidgeon4502
    @pimpsterpidgeon4502 Před 11 měsíci +5494

    Meanwhile Godfrey is like, "who needs a weapon or partner when you can catch these hands"

    • @quzyr8988
      @quzyr8988 Před 11 měsíci +377

      Why get good with a weapon when you can just become the weapon

    • @pessoaaleatoria2586
      @pessoaaleatoria2586 Před 11 měsíci +236

      Proceeds to take you to SUPLEX CITTYYYYYYY!!!!

    • @Armagilord123
      @Armagilord123 Před 11 měsíci +168

      Godfrey is straight up stronger without his weapon lmao

    • @horrificbeauty1666
      @horrificbeauty1666 Před 11 měsíci +71

      Weapon??? I am the weapon!!!

    • @admgiggles5632
      @admgiggles5632 Před 11 měsíci +17

      😂 I was looking for this type of comment

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 Před 9 měsíci +6840

    "He shall know our ways as if born to them..."

    • @user-og3hd2bx9y
      @user-og3hd2bx9y Před 9 měsíci +217

      dune reference?

    • @stephenkenney8290
      @stephenkenney8290 Před 9 měsíci +191

      I knew it! The Tarnished was Muad'Dib all along!

    • @TheHandler222
      @TheHandler222 Před 8 měsíci +28

      Is it me or everyone Flocks of the same feathers on the Internet , than Fake the Funk in REAL LIFE '' or '' are LAMES - STEALING GLOWs 🌟 😭

    • @ismayonez6865
      @ismayonez6865 Před 8 měsíci +60

      Bro knew how to tie his shoes and they said he was the messiah 😭

    • @partigianoliberal
      @partigianoliberal Před 8 měsíci +18

      Lisan al-Gaib!

  • @raymaxos
    @raymaxos Před 3 měsíci +10

    Mimic tear and stray mimic tear are the only bosses who know how to use every weapon in the game

  • @tenshu_NEUTRO
    @tenshu_NEUTRO Před 24 dny +1

    Shadow : ahh although i forgot his name he was a fine disciple of mine

  • @ender4429
    @ender4429 Před 11 měsíci +4931

    I believe that the idea is that we are effectively channeling the memories of battle in the weapon, hence they are called ashes of war. That would also explain why you can’t do something like perform waterfowl dance on any katana, only on Malenia’s katana that has memories of performing the waterfowl dance.

    • @FayeRantTheStrong
      @FayeRantTheStrong Před 11 měsíci +456

      Yeah Bernahl says something like that ingame

    • @Spiggybigotladdy
      @Spiggybigotladdy Před 11 měsíci +181

      I think there’s like a second blade that does a shorter waterfowl I don’t remember that name of it

    • @artyomn5768
      @artyomn5768 Před 11 měsíci +296

      @@Spiggybigotladdy it is Millicent's Shamshir skill. but we can't get it in game.

    • @mizukiyuki1122
      @mizukiyuki1122 Před 11 měsíci +204

      And even so its only a single move the tarnished can copy or use, if he really was such a genius he would use all of the bosses moves, imagine the tarnished moving like Morgott, it would be so cool. Honestly he has the most flashy combos on the game for me

    • @Divinity-of-sin
      @Divinity-of-sin Před 11 měsíci +78

      @@Spiggybigotladdy blue dancer curved sword does smth similar with it charged r2. It s a weapon of Malenia s teacher

  • @master_ninja_gear4574
    @master_ninja_gear4574 Před 11 měsíci +1520

    Well I mean I was sliced in half 684 times by it, I’d better be an expert.

    • @brahmcross
      @brahmcross Před 10 měsíci +28

      Was literally gonna comment this haha. If I beat this mf you better believe I’m gonna do the dance on my next victim.

    • @takethekeyboard
      @takethekeyboard Před 6 měsíci +6

      No kidding like I've seen the move so many times I feel like I could do it in my room

  • @confused4ever
    @confused4ever Před 22 dny +1

    Godrick rips out dragon head and grafts, instantly learns how to use it as a weapon.

  • @SuperSylar
    @SuperSylar Před 5 měsíci +5

    Sounds like an interesting challenge:
    The Weapon Change challenge: you must use only the most recent weapon you obtained from a chest or fallen enemy

    • @Yuyu-wm5or
      @Yuyu-wm5or Před 4 měsíci

      It's been done already afaik

  • @herobrineyoko8676
    @herobrineyoko8676 Před 11 měsíci +2520

    Orphan of Kos: Is god-tier right out of the womb.

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 Před 9 měsíci +113

      I mean… he is a god… just a newborn one.

    • @glitchedneko4230
      @glitchedneko4230 Před 9 měsíci +68

      literally a god tier

    • @mayuzumiandme
      @mayuzumiandme Před 9 měsíci +9

      Man people hyped up orphan of kos so much and on my first playthrough I parried him death it made me so disappointed I never finished bloodborne 😢

    • @TomPuppetmaster
      @TomPuppetmaster Před 8 měsíci +42

      @@mayuzumiandmethats cap

    • @mayuzumiandme
      @mayuzumiandme Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@TomPuppetmaster no it's not the games fucking easy I even have it clipped on PlayStation because the auto achievement clip bullshit but go ahead say cap not my fault it took you 4 days to beat the boss

  • @michaeledmunds7056
    @michaeledmunds7056 Před 8 měsíci +1260

    Tarnished: "I can defeat any boss because I can do anything they can do."
    Mimic Tear: "Good idea, I'll copy it."

    • @quintenverbist6443
      @quintenverbist6443 Před 6 měsíci +36

      Proceeds to get naked

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 Před 6 měsíci +66

      @@quintenverbist6443 Well you know what they say, if you can't beat em, take your clothes off for em.
      Wait, that ain't right...

    • @quintenverbist6443
      @quintenverbist6443 Před 6 měsíci +20

      @@michaeledmunds7056 elden ring xxx edition

    • @WomanSlayer69420
      @WomanSlayer69420 Před 5 měsíci +17

      Also mimic tear when you unequip your weapon: bro wtf

    • @jessemartin2685
      @jessemartin2685 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • @getintheflask9731
    @getintheflask9731 Před 17 dny +1

    ‘Somehow knows how to tap L2 everytime they pick up a weapon’

  • @kalebstuart3083
    @kalebstuart3083 Před 15 dny +2

    For those who don't know, it's because Ashes Of War, in lore, are said that they hold the memories of their previous wielders. That's why the Tarnished is able to just pick up everything and use highly complicated, multi-step signature attacks.

    • @Njurt
      @Njurt Před 3 dny

      So when I’m putting a wa on any weapon it’s basically just a memory I’m putting on or in my weapon lol

    • @kalebstuart3083
      @kalebstuart3083 Před 3 dny

      @@Njurt Yee

  • @redstoneengineer7146
    @redstoneengineer7146 Před 8 měsíci +3736

    y’all sleeping on Godfrey fr fr. Bro gets stronger without his weapons. He has a style the tarnished cannot copy and that is “ They Divine Art of Throwing Hands”

    • @quintenverbist6443
      @quintenverbist6443 Před 7 měsíci +309

      And so the lord hast spoken “do not threat on me i willed fuck thy up tarnished”

    • @Justaplaguedoctor
      @Justaplaguedoctor Před 6 měsíci +90

      They do have that Devine art it’s called un-equipping their weapon

    • @quintenverbist6443
      @quintenverbist6443 Před 6 měsíci +104

      @@Justaplaguedoctor no that’s a cheap copy of our lord hoarah loux

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 Před 6 měsíci +31

      @@Justaplaguedoctorjust a cheap copy

    • @soyuwu7566
      @soyuwu7566 Před 6 měsíci +11

      the tarnished can do that if they're dedicated enough

  • @atlastheclouded
    @atlastheclouded Před 11 měsíci +799

    Literally what Ash of War is. The memories of war imbued into a weapon.

    • @PeopleRTellingme
      @PeopleRTellingme Před 11 měsíci +88

      Exactly! Kind of literally the entire storyline - gaining strength through runes. How can someone participate in something for 50-100 hours and not pay attention to ANYTHING going on 😂😂😂.

    • @lord0fmemes266
      @lord0fmemes266 Před 10 měsíci +46

      ​@@PeopleRTellingmeQuite easy honestly.

    • @sunskyriver
      @sunskyriver Před 10 měsíci +31

      Huh, interesting point actually. I never realized that ashes of war were like muscle memories imbued into the weapons that we use and thus can pick up on the arts. I watch lore videos in elden ring and not one of them mentioned this so that's actually a really good point 👌

    • @deathweeler8028
      @deathweeler8028 Před 10 měsíci +1

      But for 9/10 weapons you can change the Ash of war? Unless its just for the specific weapons that can't be changed.

    • @atlastheclouded
      @atlastheclouded Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@deathweeler8028 right. Weapons not imbued with the memories of those powerful warriors should stand to reason as being more flexible. Also, by carrying the memory taken from a powerful weapon the Tarnished can implant them via the whetblades. Example might be taking the technique from Nagakiba and putting it into an uchigatana. It's like teaching Yuras technique to the uchi. Should the weapon be taken by a new Tarnished it will grant them access to the technique also. Same would go for an axe and frost stomp

  • @aug1799
    @aug1799 Před 7 dny +1

    Goes to show you that there are many bosses out there, but only one MC and that's you! You are the MC of your story, never forget that.

  • @gabewagner8171
    @gabewagner8171 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "a tarnished...of no renown...will now never be forgotten"

  • @RyuKaguya
    @RyuKaguya Před 11 měsíci +645

    Runes are a hell of a drug

    • @NahIdSword
      @NahIdSword Před 9 měsíci +11

      Every time a Tarnished gets a level he gets a hit of that good good

    • @proto-type3201
      @proto-type3201 Před 2 měsíci +1

      and it always has to be a bigger hit than the last until you overdose​@@NahIdSword

  • @roxashester6583
    @roxashester6583 Před 11 měsíci +2041

    The rule is that we die by your hand a hundred times, we learn your moves and keep them as our own when we defeat you once.

    • @kalebboliver4910
      @kalebboliver4910 Před 8 měsíci +17

      But what if we never died?

    • @thelightzohan
      @thelightzohan Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@kalebboliver4910"remberance"

    • @I-like-cows
      @I-like-cows Před 8 měsíci +1

      Any of you know the song used in this edit

    • @Pinakiprime910
      @Pinakiprime910 Před 8 měsíci +19

      ​@@kalebboliver4910by Lore we died to them such is the fate of the tarnished

    • @akshaybhardwaj1505
      @akshaybhardwaj1505 Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@Pinakiprime910no, by the lore the tarnished never died he defeated everyone in first try.

  • @josephlongbone4255
    @josephlongbone4255 Před 11 dny +1

    Godfrey in phase 2 pulling out deese...
    Deese Hands!

  • @mattcross4495
    @mattcross4495 Před 5 měsíci

    I f'ing love your videos man

  • @anonymous___vibes4415
    @anonymous___vibes4415 Před 11 měsíci +690

    Canonically the tarnished also raged war in the badlands as queen Marika says "where you shall fight and die, and when the time is right you shall be awakened by the call of grace back to the lands between" so that's where the basic attack patterns come from but the weapon arts are like memories engraved into the blade itself so when you hold the weapon you gain the ability to use the weapon art as the memories of the ability get transfered to you allowing you to use it to its fullest extent

    • @blackhand441
      @blackhand441 Před 11 měsíci +19

      It takes a lifetime to master a blade
      but even if you did, those skills wouldn't automatically teach you how to use two giant ass mallets as nun chucks instantly.
      Magic would be a better explanation honestly.

    • @Gensolink
      @Gensolink Před 11 měsíci +8

      most tarnished we meet didnt and are descendant from the tarnished that did the long march

    • @16minutesinspace
      @16minutesinspace Před 11 měsíci +41

      @@blackhand441Consider the deeper meaning of memory. Not just simple recollection of an event, but muscle memory, habit, and coordination. Remembering how it feels, not just how it looks. The memory becomes your own. A clever writer in a fantasy setting can easily say these more visceral aspects of memory are transferred to the wielder of a storied weapon, in which case familiarity and proficiency would come instantly. The wielder's past has just been effectively rewritten such that they've always known how to do it.

    • @meyes1098
      @meyes1098 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@blackhand441 But nobody in Elden Ring masters their weapons. Look at all of these clowns telegraphic every single attack, using wide overswings and idiotic crap like that weeb draw cut.
      They'd die in less than 5 seconds against somebody who ACTUALLY knows how to use a historic melee weapon xD

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Gensolink alot of the tarnished came back to the life, such as with gideon and dung eater

  • @muhaiminahmad2783
    @muhaiminahmad2783 Před 10 měsíci +1529

    Malenia : training with blind swordsmen for years to master the waterfowl dance..
    meanwhile, tarnished after holding her blade : blade go brrrrr

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 Před 8 měsíci +112

      guy with a pot covering his head:

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder Před 8 měsíci +32

      ​@@theshuman100the legend

    • @user-2pysufs39
      @user-2pysufs39 Před 8 měsíci +26

      ​@@theshuman100who is half naked also.

    • @dovakinusss
      @dovakinusss Před 8 měsíci +19

      ​@@user-2pysufs39who has two katanas

    • @ROWAN140A
      @ROWAN140A Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@dovakinusssand he is melania killer

  • @boi3987
    @boi3987 Před 8 hodinami

    This is truly the content of our time.

  • @hyperunboxing9304
    @hyperunboxing9304 Před 11 dny

    When you become a elden lord, the knowledge of weapons from previous lords pass down to you

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari Před 5 měsíci +1542

    And remember, most of the bosses are somehow connected to the divine... While you're some random person who was told to piss off until they needed someone to break the stalemate.

    • @MightyGachiman
      @MightyGachiman Před 3 měsíci +133

      They told you to piss off because you have slain the fire giants, raya sorcerers and dragons before, and they were afraid you'd destroy them too. That's why Godfrey and his warriors became the tarnished.

    • @jockturner1547
      @jockturner1547 Před 3 měsíci +91

      To be fair as a tarnished your characters history is one of war as well. Tarnished were sent off from the Lands Between to rage war else where and that’s presumably where our tarnished originally died before the grace revived us.
      Can assume from there that we were a above average tarnished warrior

    • @randomencounter9359
      @randomencounter9359 Před 3 měsíci +53

      @@jockturner1547 each origin has its own little references but, our tarnished is directly stated to be one of no renown.

    • @JcoleMc
      @JcoleMc Před 3 měsíci +8

      We exist in a layer above their definition of divine since our universe created their " gods " they never truly stood a chance because they're fictional and we created their universe .

    • @LeBrujinho
      @LeBrujinho Před 3 měsíci +3

      No es así, el Tarnished es un elegido por la gran voluntad de los 2 dedos, por ende fuiste bendecido, asique no sos solamente alguien común. La voluntad de la gracia te hace inmortal, con las runas incrementa tu poder

  • @ultimatecancer.5087
    @ultimatecancer.5087 Před 11 měsíci +743

    Villain only having 1 life in the game.
    The guy: infinte lives activated.

    • @Nerodarkangel7
      @Nerodarkangel7 Před 11 měsíci +27

      If I remember correctly that’s because they’ve lost the favor of malenia and the erd tree and we tarnished are currently receiving it’s blessing of immortality

    • @pig4795
      @pig4795 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@Nerodarkangel7 but isn't multiple tarnished in the game that can see the grace die still?

    • @Nerodarkangel7
      @Nerodarkangel7 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@pig4795 in that case I couldn’t tell you for sure I only recently started playing. I’d wager maybe it has something to do with the true death or whatever have you and Renna speaks of and the black flame assassins utilize? Or maybe it’s just gameplay mechanics, who knows

    • @evil_planner
      @evil_planner Před 11 měsíci +33

      @@pig4795 ​ (SPOILERS AHEAD) The way Tarnished die in Elden ring is very iffy. I always wonder why Gideon, Godfrey, and the Dung Eater die once and stay dead meanwhile we can keep respawning over and over again. I think that just comes down to balancing gameplay over lore. In the lore, the Tarnished are continuously resurrected until they lose the guidance of grace (the “gold in their eyes”) (this might explain why Gideon and Godfrey die when they do, basically at the ends of their ropes and with grace preferring us over them, and why Blackguard Boggard will also die immediately in the Dung Eater’s quest, as he doesn’t have the guidance of grace) at which point they stay dead and are to be buried so the Erdtree’s roots may reach them. Tarnished are usually undying because the Erdtree feeds off their struggle, which keeps the Golden Order afloat. Grace’s guidance chooses the Tarnished who would attempt to become Elden Lord (again why guidance chooses us over Godfrey and Gideon, leaving them with a final death) as their suffering will be the greatest of all, and will feed the Erdtree the most.
      I hope that helped and wasn’t too confusing!

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@evil_planner Basically the "Greater Will" makes it worse for itself, as our intention is undefined, while Gideon and Godfrey had pretty much nothing
      But i guess that's just Marika going against the Gerater Will stuff
      And she doesn't care if she's gonna die in the process apparently

  • @cheezycat68
    @cheezycat68 Před 3 měsíci

    i aint gonna lie
    this channel is goated

  • @SlivkoverseStories
    @SlivkoverseStories Před 2 měsíci

    Thats basically DMC right there and why I love it.

  • @FonchoVidal
    @FonchoVidal Před 11 měsíci +487

    Godfrey: What about you catchin' these hands instead?

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 Před 11 měsíci +15

      The tarnished: haha I got goku strength and a big sword *bonk*

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Před 10 měsíci +26

      @@darkclaws1234567891 *Got oneshoted by a grab second later*

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 Před 10 měsíci +6

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 *weapon is river of blood*
      You: *screams*

    • @devilmaycry4jcy
      @devilmaycry4jcy Před 9 měsíci +3

      lmfaoo bro im stuck on this part right now & its been so long🤣

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Před 9 měsíci

      @@darkclaws1234567891 Nefed to the ground. No OP for you...if you dont trow boulders with magic. Still op af.

  • @blueveil3277
    @blueveil3277 Před 11 měsíci +497

    The random ass albinauric wearing a potato sack and doing flips with a 40 pounds tree branch in his hand: 😶

  • @christianskull1002
    @christianskull1002 Před 2 měsíci

    Ya know what, I've never thought of that and I'm glad u made this cause I was playing elden ring while seeing this. That's actually funny 😂

  • @MullyThaGoblin13
    @MullyThaGoblin13 Před 2 měsíci

    “Awaken ye tarnished. Ye dead who yet live”

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 Před 7 měsíci +730

    To be fair, they still can tank 80 hits from us while only needing 3 whole hits to take the player down.
    and they're taller.

    • @KSasciaLv
      @KSasciaLv Před 4 měsíci +69

      and they are all rotted/crazy/both/injured malenia is using fucking metal hands and legs, she doesn't even has eyes when we met her even thr fire giant must be nerfed by an injury at the leg to let us kill it

    • @TheOtherGreyKnight
      @TheOtherGreyKnight Před 3 měsíci +38

      The ones going all out at full power is Godrick, Mogot, Mohg, Maliketh, Rykard, Horalou, and the Elden Beast maybe, I've even heard an argument that it was weakened because the Elden Ring wasn't whole though.

    • @BrotherCarver
      @BrotherCarver Před 3 měsíci +37

      The 5'11 Tarnished VS the 6' Demigods.

    • @austinestep8461
      @austinestep8461 Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@TheOtherGreyKnightactually Morgott wasn’t at full power, he uses some oh his power to maintain illusions of himself across Limgrave and Altus not to mention he didn’t actually use the power of his great ruin.

    • @Chunkyloops
      @Chunkyloops Před 3 měsíci +4

      No greater show of pure and utter domination and strength from the bosses when your 5'11 and the bosses are 6 foot.

  • @Pulp4206
    @Pulp4206 Před 8 měsíci +527

    The dodges he had done in the video with the boss fight of malenia were beautiful and pure perfection

    • @glb1993
      @glb1993 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Agreed wish I could dodge that good xD I wouldn't get wrecked by her and certain other bosses so badly lol.

    • @Registerminator
      @Registerminator Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yep the only move i couldnt Dodge, i think i can reply that moves now i've seen them with some try, but learning them by yourself Is pure perfection

    • @Mark_nobody3
      @Mark_nobody3 Před 5 měsíci +1

      worthy of standing side by side “Let me solo her”

    • @BabinskiJonathan
      @BabinskiJonathan Před 5 měsíci

      I know how this is going to come out but it’s easier than it looks. Once you see her go up all you gotta do is run away. Then when she goes to do the second part you roll into her then do that again and your s will carry you. I was shocked when I first did it 😂 practice makes perfect (I suck at this game btw)

    • @dustinmcelroy3067
      @dustinmcelroy3067 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I learned how to dodge Waterfowl after the 2nd time of getting hit by it lol it's really not hard to dodge idk why everyone has so much trouble with her. I had more trouble with Maliketh.

  • @R_Euphrates
    @R_Euphrates Před 4 měsíci

    My like pushed this to 200k and that feels pretty cool, ngl

  • @tanishwadhwa309
    @tanishwadhwa309 Před 3 měsíci

    The variety is crazy

  • @faidreally8565
    @faidreally8565 Před 11 měsíci +170

    Sekiro learns how to breathe under water after reading qn article on it

  • @tsukasasagawa1894
    @tsukasasagawa1894 Před 11 měsíci +567

    The chosen one of every game is the real scary one out of any boss. A simple being that endlessly hunts every enemy in its path, learning the most efficient way to dispatch them and capable of learning every form of fighting art, miracle, and sorcery.

    • @Kurusua
      @Kurusua Před 8 měsíci +44

      a true blank slate is the easiest to paint on and a infinite blank slate is capable of anything

    • @jeniskindof
      @jeniskindof Před 8 měsíci +17

      And it makes them a mute sociopath to boot

    • @johnfulcher8448
      @johnfulcher8448 Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@KurusuaSasuke is still a blank canvas.

    • @Kurusua
      @Kurusua Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@johnfulcher8448 well yea his heart is a blank canvas, his abilities aren't a blank canvas though

    • @danm8004
      @danm8004 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@johnfulcher8448sausage

  • @CapNostalgia
    @CapNostalgia Před 9 dny

    He was like: [Perception 6+]

  • @riaddjema2922
    @riaddjema2922 Před 5 měsíci

    the warrior blood must really run in his vein

  • @joesusin8935
    @joesusin8935 Před 10 měsíci +472

    The Last Tarnished is a god level genius that turns the souls of the fallen into their strength

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Quite literally the Greater Good by extension. The Tarnished is the inheritor

  • @limberjack7691
    @limberjack7691 Před 5 měsíci +289

    Bosses: years of training has lead me to this point. I have finally mastered my weapon.
    Main character: that 30sec crash course was wild.

  • @Charlie-tt2tf
    @Charlie-tt2tf Před 3 měsíci

    They call us tarnished, not because we are, but because they will be tarnished

  • @nirorit
    @nirorit Před 2 měsíci

    Damn this has never even crossed my mind, brilliant observation, MC is one of the OP

  • @popkhorne5372
    @popkhorne5372 Před 7 měsíci +330

    List of our non official super powers (non exhaustive) :
    - Can learn any skill, weapon or spell in a flash
    - can resurrect
    - becomes invulnerable to any attacks when rolling for a brief moment
    - can teleport between graces
    - can consume runes to boost stats

    • @raulthetorchic7324
      @raulthetorchic7324 Před 6 měsíci +26

      Wouldn't the rune one be canon since it was quite literally given to us?

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 Před 6 měsíci +46

      @@raulthetorchic7324 the runes are canon, indeed.

    • @carrotbringer398
      @carrotbringer398 Před 6 měsíci +27

      the runes, the resurrect, and the tp are cannon in most fromsoft games.

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@carrotbringer398 true, resurection and runes are canon. The tp is not.

    • @raulthetorchic7324
      @raulthetorchic7324 Před 6 měsíci

      @@popkhorne5372 it was in DS1.
      From DS2 onwards not.

  • @MenacingPuppyPlays
    @MenacingPuppyPlays Před 6 měsíci +132

    "A tarnished cannot become a lord..."
    "your right... so il become a God"

  • @l33tsamurai
    @l33tsamurai Před 3 měsíci

    Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins tarnished...

  • @Awesomeness42102
    @Awesomeness42102 Před 3 měsíci

    Your character is like task master, he sees an enemy use a weapon and he kills them and uses they’re weapon to perfection

  • @justandy4063
    @justandy4063 Před 11 měsíci +164

    Well to be fair, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"

    • @usernameig975
      @usernameig975 Před 9 měsíci +2

      "That mediocrity can pay to greatness."

    • @oddone3153
      @oddone3153 Před 9 měsíci

      right?

    • @XxSakuyaa
      @XxSakuyaa Před 8 měsíci

      right

    • @olu550
      @olu550 Před 8 měsíci

      @@usernameig975 is that the actual continuation? Never seen it anywhere else

    • @usernameig975
      @usernameig975 Před 8 měsíci

      @@olu550 I do believe so. I'll try to find who said it.
      Edit: yup, it was Oscar Wilde who said it.

  • @FilthyFrankenjoyer
    @FilthyFrankenjoyer Před 11 měsíci +75

    "Dormammu, I've Come To Bargain"

  • @warattic
    @warattic Před 3 měsíci

    This is super dope🙌🙌

  • @literallyheinzlol
    @literallyheinzlol Před 4 měsíci

    You always learn it the second you get invaded while prepping for a boss

  • @willc3697
    @willc3697 Před 7 měsíci +257

    Well yeah, I mean, who else would be able to wake up one day and suddenly decide to go on a crusade, killing kings, legends, knights, gods, monsters, and warriors alike. It’s like how the main character of every FPS suddenly knows how to fire every gun, as well as how they can handle the recoil and the sound. They’re just…chosen.

    • @gamerraider889
      @gamerraider889 Před 5 měsíci +14

      In defense of FPS games like CoD it's not uncommon for soldiers to get cross-trained with different weapons especially like squad weapons. Enemy weapons being used aren't uncommon, either, especially in modern wars. And special forces specifically tend to have interests in these weapons and US civilians have access to weapons similar in fundamentals which translate into military variations.
      This isn't to say that a person can and is going to pick up and perfectly operate a gun they find randomly, but they usually can get it to work rather easily.
      Swords are weirder in that it takes lots of skill to master the minute movements and biomechanics behind attacks.

    • @KSasciaLv
      @KSasciaLv Před 4 měsíci +3

      i mean normally in fps you are a trained military what are you talking about

    • @Dominated001
      @Dominated001 Před 4 měsíci +4

      What those guys said, while in some fs games, you are some hobo, (ds1 and 2 atleast, cuz in ds3 you have some experience from when you tried to link the fire and failed) and in ER you are an exiled/foreigner, depending on your starter class

    • @zacharyharwell351
      @zacharyharwell351 Před 3 měsíci

      Even just being a civilian sport shooter, once you know how to use a single weapon it usually takes very little time on a new weapon system before you can use it, aside from things like belt-fed machine guns since they need a specific order and method to reload.

    • @MightyGachiman
      @MightyGachiman Před 3 měsíci +1

      The tarnished slayed the fire giants, dragons and sorcerers before being banished. Your character is canonically an acconplished war veteran.

  • @Shadow01331
    @Shadow01331 Před 11 měsíci +415

    Doesn’t just know how to use it, also knows the spells and magic to use them effectively (ex:elemer’s magic from his hometown)

    • @Ch4lthemonkey
      @Ch4lthemonkey Před 10 měsíci

      No? All he's doing is activatijg the skills by pressing a single button💀 anyone can do that

    • @Shadow01331
      @Shadow01331 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@Ch4lthemonkey I’m talking abt the character(the tarnished) not the player controlling it

  • @gigantimax6081
    @gigantimax6081 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro is what we call the Edge Master

  • @sylermurphree7477
    @sylermurphree7477 Před měsícem +1

    when you think about it, elden lord is a mockery of a title for us.

  • @EmberSlayer
    @EmberSlayer Před 11 měsíci +117

    Dante be like:

  • @bonfire1021
    @bonfire1021 Před 11 měsíci +83

    It’s like if we were put into a fantasy world. “What if I… Oh lord it actually works?”

  • @deleonletang8277
    @deleonletang8277 Před 4 dny

    An elden ring anime would go so hard

  • @eclypsor777
    @eclypsor777 Před 2 měsíci

    That's why he is the elden lord. He can use everything.

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Před 10 měsíci +51

    This is even better with the Jar Cannon. Thr description tells us that basically the soldiers fighting Gelmir would be giving an extremely powerful weapom to turm the tides of battle. When they got the weapon... They had no clue what they were looking at and couldnt use it

  • @Erra_Mortis
    @Erra_Mortis Před 10 měsíci +155

    Its like how Jin Sakai learns fucking Mythical moves just by watching it be performed once

    • @BeAsTMoDE528
      @BeAsTMoDE528 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Yeah Jin learning how to swing a sword differently is exactly the same as him using malenias sword dance bro 🙄

    • @keegansheppard1416
      @keegansheppard1416 Před 6 měsíci +5

      That actually makes sense, since that’s why Jin is such a powerful swordsman. He’s able to learn through watching others and adapt to their style (like with the mongols) or can copy their movements (like the mythical moves). I mean if he couldn’t do all that, he probably wouldn’t have saved Tsushima.

    • @Erra_Mortis
      @Erra_Mortis Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@BeAsTMoDE528Have you seen one of the moves? The man literally just fucking teleports basically

    • @Idk-A-Good-Handle
      @Idk-A-Good-Handle Před 6 měsíci

      Based, most MCs in souls like games know how to use every weapon and shield in the game, compared to most side characters and bosses.

    • @natchu96
      @natchu96 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@Erra_Mortisit is just a really fast triple swing. Almost replicable with a real human swordsman, but obviously not as great as with video game physics.
      No supernatural things in Ghost of Tsushima happen, other than equippable charms, that can't be somewhat explained away by coincidental weather phenomena and/or drug hallucinations.

  • @neurowolf7594
    @neurowolf7594 Před 3 měsíci

    Bro is like that guy who plays by ear,
    Except he plays by just looking

  • @goten3965
    @goten3965 Před 21 hodinou

    Not only that but that mf has the ability to use whatever crazy move on whatever weapon he wants so theoretically the tarnisheds bag is INCREDIBLY deep

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 Před 11 měsíci +94

    Tbf to Malenia, her “weapon” she had to get used to was literally a whole ass new arm

    • @yaboikiba4302
      @yaboikiba4302 Před 8 měsíci +2

      AND she was blind. Malenia is what happens when you take the bow away from Gough from DS1 and give him the power of anime. That dude could track you with his ears better than a mother could with an AirTag

    • @thalmorjusticiar1
      @thalmorjusticiar1 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@yaboikiba4302 malenia isn't blind, her teacher is. her helmet might make you think she can't see, but there are slits at eye level.

    • @yaboikiba4302
      @yaboikiba4302 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@thalmorjusticiar1 Ok, we enter a grey area here. So, there is this common theory that she is actually blind since there seems to be rot completely covering her eyes. It is true that she theoretically could see through all that rot and probably has the eyesight of a rhinoceros. It has not been confirmed, and I don't remember any lore piece talking about her being blind. But most people "agree" that she is blind and the theories of her being blind are pretty sound so I choose to believe it

  • @Jaboywonder
    @Jaboywonder Před 11 měsíci +39

    He observed his opponents and stole their techniques. He’s the ultimate learner

  • @ice-494
    @ice-494 Před 3 měsíci

    "tarnished, thy strength befits a crown"

  • @Dioshu
    @Dioshu Před 4 měsíci

    Bro is learning on sight

  • @strobeeboy
    @strobeeboy Před 5 měsíci +35

    Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins

  • @thekansasranger9476
    @thekansasranger9476 Před 11 měsíci +106

    If they're good enough to dodge the attacks, then that means they seen how it's wielded

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman Před 3 měsíci

    the tarnished after 30 seconds testing out each attack with any new weapon: aight cool moveset fully downloaded

  • @Irferno
    @Irferno Před 2 měsíci

    This is why he will forever be maidenless

  • @nullvoid373
    @nullvoid373 Před 8 měsíci +19

    That one guy in school who copies everybody's assignment and gets a higher score than the original:

  • @tuba_archmage1718
    @tuba_archmage1718 Před 11 měsíci +34

    I like to think that the reason the bosses have unique abilities and the weapon we get is different from the moveset the boss uses is because we only have base level proficiency with said weapon. We use it for 5 minutes, cause a Richter 0.5. Godfrey uses it for 30 years, causes a magnitude 3.

  • @user-or9dj2sp5y
    @user-or9dj2sp5y Před 4 měsíci

    went from knowing none of them, to a few, to some, to almost all and now, every single weapon shown, woah

  • @Roronoaluffy_
    @Roronoaluffy_ Před 4 měsíci

    That’s me because the second I touch a weapon in a game I just feel like it’s familiar

  • @gustavoolariaga734
    @gustavoolariaga734 Před 11 měsíci +26

    Me with a short sword and a buckler: "I have a dream"

  • @Thought_Processing_
    @Thought_Processing_ Před 7 měsíci +99

    I forget the wording but I like the way someone described the difference between scary and horror.
    Scary is big and loud it chases you and wants to kill you.
    Horror is quiet and seemingly frail, but it is *always* there and it doesn’t care about you.

  • @alexbourg4165
    @alexbourg4165 Před 3 měsíci

    That's exactly the point, you are the Ultrachad among megachads!

  • @kingcsage6824
    @kingcsage6824 Před 5 měsíci

    "the fourth wall is looking at you"

  • @Alexieos247
    @Alexieos247 Před 10 měsíci +38

    Meanwhile Jin after watching the slightest demonstration of an ancient forgotten technique

  • @equivalentkarma9110
    @equivalentkarma9110 Před 7 měsíci +53

    Meanwhile LetMeSoloHer is a weapon that mastered himself:

    • @k0valus585
      @k0valus585 Před 3 měsíci +3

      best way i've ever heard the man described

  • @dr.davj.t.5298
    @dr.davj.t.5298 Před 5 měsíci

    "The grace will show you the path"

  • @TheBelt
    @TheBelt Před 2 měsíci

    To be fair Godrick instantly knew how to work that dragon.

  • @rospoho
    @rospoho Před 11 měsíci +119

    What most people don't understand is that in ER we're not using a random tarnished, we're the chosen by the grace, wich makes us immortal + we have the power to channel the battle experience into strengthening our body (levelling up thanks to the maiden).
    Since the beginning we're destined for greatness and most NPCs realize this the moment we meet them.

    • @areallystrongvillain2603
      @areallystrongvillain2603 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Aren't all tarnished chosen? Like Gideon himself is strong enough to solo the Elden Beast 😂

    • @rospoho
      @rospoho Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@areallystrongvillain2603 nah we as the usable tarnished are special, that's why the other tarnished ask us if we see the guidance of grace.

    • @DronesOverTheMoon
      @DronesOverTheMoon Před 9 měsíci +26

      ​​@@rospohoNo, all tarnished are chosen by grace, but all will loose its blessings with time
      we are just fresh meat, no chosen ones

    • @brandodg
      @brandodg Před 9 měsíci +2

      yeah it's like we get the runes from our enemies and turn them into strenght gaining also their knowledge or something like that

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@DronesOverTheMoonpeople who quit the game because it was too hard are basically graceless tarnished.

  • @fullmetalheel
    @fullmetalheel Před 11 měsíci +17

    Thy strength truly befits a crown...

  • @LuckyOctober
    @LuckyOctober Před 13 dny

    That’s why we are the Elden lord

  • @sonnysaragena2389
    @sonnysaragena2389 Před 4 měsíci

    Thats why he was called The tarnished