Do not go gentle into that good log, Old wood should burn and ember at close of day; Rage, rage against the charcoal of the light. Though wise logs at their end know sparks take flight, Because their embers had forked no fire they Do not go gentle into that smoked fight.. Good logs, the last roll by, crying how heavy Their frail deeds might have danced in a wooden way, Rage, rage against the drying of the moss. Wild logs who caught and sang the fire in light, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not log gentle into that good ash. Grave logs, near death, who rot with blinding blight Birds eyes could woodpecker raze like chainsaws of the day, Rage, rage against the culling of the log. And you, my pinecone father, fell from sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce fire, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good ash. Rage, rage against the kiln in that we burn tonight.
Definitely the best of the Log commercials; I especially love the Armchair Quarterback Adventure Playset! 0:48 is also the first instance of blood appearing on-screen in a Nicktoon, but I guess they were able to get away with it due to it being a parody of the famous "James Bond" gun barrel opening, compared to later on when they showed characters bleeding in "Doug" (in the episode "Doug's Math Problem") and "Rocko's Modern Life" (in "No Pain, No Gain" and "Who Gives a Buck").
OOOHHH MMMYYY GOOOOODDDD II WANNNT ONE NOWWWWW GGIVVVEEE MEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
Ztec Your dad watched it as a kid? I was a teenager when this show came out, didn't realize people younger than I am have kids who are old enough to go on youtube and write posts...
I never realized what a brilliant satire this is of commercialism. You can literally sell anything, irrespective of quality.
It's more of a satire of the kinds of toys John grew up with, as well as their commercials.
Welcome Canadians! This video has been blocked everywhere EXCEPT CANADA.
Shut up and take my money!
I used to have a log. Lost it in my fireplace.
don't start that fireplace.
RIP Gary Owens
drunk on a saturday night watching ren and stimpy clips for nostalgic purposes? you sir, have decided my next weekend
Sung the log song to my nephew and it stopped him from crying xD
Ren and Stimpy was so great with it’s own satire on commercialism.
Captain Picard had one of these, he used to talk about it all the time
Miss this show
Start jumping up and down like idiots. Lol. Wow.
That guy in the crowd that says "alright" to Singing Log always cracks me up.
When the log screams when it's leg is getting sawed off, that made me lol hard.
Do not go gentle into that good log,
Old wood should burn and ember at close of day;
Rage, rage against the charcoal of the light.
Though wise logs at their end know sparks take flight,
Because their embers had forked no fire they
Do not go gentle into that smoked fight..
Good logs, the last roll by, crying how heavy
Their frail deeds might have danced in a wooden way,
Rage, rage against the drying of the moss.
Wild logs who caught and sang the fire in light,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not log gentle into that good ash.
Grave logs, near death, who rot with blinding blight
Birds eyes could woodpecker raze like chainsaws of the day,
Rage, rage against the culling of the log.
And you, my pinecone father, fell from sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce fire, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good ash.
Rage, rage against the kiln in that we burn tonight.
Thought you had all the cool toys, guess again
Definitely the best of the Log commercials; I especially love the Armchair Quarterback Adventure Playset!
0:48 is also the first instance of blood appearing on-screen in a Nicktoon, but I guess they were able to get away with it due to it being a parody of the famous "James Bond" gun barrel opening, compared to later on when they showed characters bleeding in "Doug" (in the episode "Doug's Math Problem") and "Rocko's Modern Life" (in "No Pain, No Gain" and "Who Gives a Buck").
We just started learning about logarithms in my math class and this gets stuck in my head every time I see the word log.
I laughed so hard at Civil War Log.
First time I saw this I was high and I tought it was a real commercial
My dad once got his brother a log for his birthday. He loved it.
+Shannon Mullen Brilliant!
Civil war log, brilliant. What an imagination.
10/10
Best toy ever made
cop log shoots rosewood logs but not pine logs
I wanna be a kid forever. I'm 34 just now.
omg makes me soooooo happy
ITS LOG
Dear Santa,
scartasticly... logs are awrsome.
Wayfair sells 'em now... but they're nearly $400.
I plan on going to the woods and getting some logs then stapling some outfits onto them.
I remember when I got my first log for Christmas
10/10 would log again
It's my Log and i want it now!!!!!
Makes me miss my log
Outstanding
Positively brilliant.....
Thank you!!
la la la la la la la la log
I'll take ten.
1:37 *It’s better than bad, it’s good.*
oo7 log! XD I couldn't stop laughing at this one!
Officer Log lol
Log! From Blammo!
mm dem memories
lollll wow got here from a steam forum on logs in divinity original sin 1
Very interesting
OOOHHH MMMYYY GOOOOODDDD II WANNNT ONE NOWWWWW GGIVVVEEE MEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
Gary Owens has the best voice ever.
la la la la la log!
Log floats too...sometimes.
Not enough fiber.
its my log and I want it now!
LOG!!!
fun fact for anyone to young to know this makes fun of slinky commercials
1:29
It gets a bit graphic, doesn't it?
Log. It's so beautiful. #singletear
0:06 tf2 trolldier in a nutshell
Log of the Arabia
I need action log.
Why can't I find Civil War log on Amazon?
+13thVaRebel
When a position for any Log comes up, it's immediately sold out seconds later.
Civil War log had a confederate flag so Amazon banned it
The True Fizz There it is
Modern advertising at its best? Martian Log always creeped me out.😜
i like 0:09
i got puppet log and invisbal log lol
log burped
What about anatomically correct log?
Hey kids, wanna jump up and down like idiots
wasnt this from Ren & Stimpy ?
+RotorRian
No. It's from Ren & Stimpy.
Hope this helps!
Mammie cartoon
it's just a joke
Man this looks stupid and outdated. As long as I got my iphone log, I'm happy.
This must not be for kids
you've... never heard of ren and stimpy?
It actually is for kids XD my dad watched it as a kid and even though there were some adult jokes they still watched it
Ztec Your dad watched it as a kid? I was a teenager when this show came out, didn't realize people younger than I am have kids who are old enough to go on youtube and write posts...
Rainy Jane You know you're old when....
Albino Steve
I know, right? I'm the same age as Natalie Portman, we're both such old hags, aren't we?
this is better breadwinner
but still sucks
phinias & ferb stoled this concept