Skhumba Talks About Why He Does Not Attend Church

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  • čas přidán 14. 05. 2020
  • Skhumba discusses why he has not attended church, and the team wonder what animals would be saying about humans during the lockdown.
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  • @pertuniamashaba6004
    @pertuniamashaba6004 Před 2 lety +64

    Grew up going to the same church.Mkhulu Makwakwa is late. He was my late Father’s friend. He was stylish as hell. And NO he wasn’t moNyasa he was from Mozambique. And yes Skhumba’s accent is on point.

  • @annahphiri7262
    @annahphiri7262 Před 4 lety +49

    I am Malawian🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼 mara iyho skhu u make me laugh my lungs out

  • @Samukel1900
    @Samukel1900 Před 4 lety +177

    Mbali brings the best comments which motivates uSkhumba🤣🤣

  • @blackredeemer6727
    @blackredeemer6727 Před 3 lety +49

    This Guy is a Legend😂😂. He makes everything on the spot and it's not easy, that's rare. 🙌🏾

    • @chippandenga6722
      @chippandenga6722 Před 2 lety

      No preparation, no script to follow. The guy is facking funny. Impromptu jokes. I agree the guy is a legend😂😂😂

  • @BLVCK270
    @BLVCK270 Před 3 lety +41

    I love it when Skhumba imitates Zulu and their accent 😂

  • @licebo7075
    @licebo7075 Před 4 lety +21

    "Nkurunkuru umdali yezulu yahlaba"😹"yatshitshiriza"😹

  • @culinaryrealm
    @culinaryrealm Před 4 lety +193

    People who say Skhumba isn't funny are not okay shem😂😂😂

  • @palesatshegofatso4785
    @palesatshegofatso4785 Před 4 lety +88

    I’m watching this for the third time 😂😂😂😂😂it feels like I’m watching it for the first time 🤣

  • @karaboclaytonhlongwane7638
    @karaboclaytonhlongwane7638 Před 4 lety +23

    JJ's voice and laughter🔥😂😂😂🥰🥰😍😍

  • @joemole6464
    @joemole6464 Před 8 měsíci +4

    There's no other Skhumba Hlophe 😂🤣. He's simply hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @thecontenttower
    @thecontenttower Před 4 lety +15

    "Am I telling you this story or ngiyeke?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vuyojanuary230
    @vuyojanuary230 Před 4 lety +17

    I could watch this over and over again, yoh! Skhumba!!! I can’t even breathe, I’m ugly laughing yooooohhhhh😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shalomthembydonga1748
    @shalomthembydonga1748 Před 3 lety +33

    Skhumba will get me admitted in psychiatric hospital 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆‍♀️ guys m at work 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mamoketemohapi8054
    @mamoketemohapi8054 Před 4 lety +20

    06:42. I should be studying mara here I am. In tears! Because Skhumba.......! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimmyztricksandtips5606
    @jimmyztricksandtips5606 Před 4 lety +16

    🤣🤣🤣 guys siyabonga much appreciate it to Skhumba and his team lapho 👌

  • @mashobane9982
    @mashobane9982 Před 4 lety +59

    Skhumba this was funny. Amanyasa are a tribe from Malawi. It’s not an insult (saw the panic there Skhumba)

    • @gospelallthewaymlilo5783
      @gospelallthewaymlilo5783 Před 3 lety +1

      Malawi used to be called Nyasaland.

    • @popopopo1185
      @popopopo1185 Před 3 lety

      @@gospelallthewaymlilo5783 There is no tribe called Nyasa in Malawi. However, Malawi was once called Nyasaland. The word Nyasa is a Yawo language which means Lake. The Missionaries got it wrong when they asked the local Yawo people what the name of the lake was.

    • @blaquenguni9249
      @blaquenguni9249 Před 3 lety +1

      @@popopopo1185 I wanna know more about our cousins the Ngnoni people. I'm so frustrated they lost a lot the Nguni tongue

    • @popopopo1185
      @popopopo1185 Před 3 lety +1

      @@blaquenguni9249 There are different groups across Southern Africa. Some are in Malawi, Zambia and Tanzania. The language has been diluted due to influences of the local languages in the areas they settled in. However, their customs and more still have the DNA of the Nguni.

    • @blaquenguni9249
      @blaquenguni9249 Před 3 lety

      @@popopopo1185 it's very fascinating... I really wish I could get some material on the difinitive history of the Nguni people who got scattered
      It's also interesting coz Swaziland went up north, but they didn't lose their language coz they were completely isolated

  • @collenmolebatsiboitumelo199

    Mbali... 🥰🥰🥰
    😂😂😂That accent yabo Zurrbok e nlagisa blind

  • @lungilebrown4940
    @lungilebrown4940 Před 4 lety +8

    Iimbuzi ezikhuluma English sent me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It makes sense, a lot of sense 😂😂 Skhumba is very smart

  • @charliefky108
    @charliefky108 Před 4 lety +24

    "akasagezi, entlek umzala kwenzakalani" 😂😂😂😂 wangahlambi pho. Amakhwapha akasamnukeli? Skumba is too much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ziziphodyasi2126
    @ziziphodyasi2126 Před 4 lety +32

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Lord knows I love this guy...

  • @sadprince8251
    @sadprince8251 Před 4 lety +17

    When I'm having a bad day i come here 😭😹

  • @nomsyshongwe5622
    @nomsyshongwe5622 Před 3 lety +8

    5 Feb 2021....this one always cracks me up honestly 😂😂😂😂

  • @hlobiemngomezulu9762
    @hlobiemngomezulu9762 Před 4 lety +12

    I'm in tears... Literally 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inspiredtomakemine8917
    @inspiredtomakemine8917 Před 4 lety +15

    'Awuthi ngilale kancane, mee' 😂😂😂😂😂😂dead

  • @ayandandaba4944
    @ayandandaba4944 Před 4 lety +15

    Skhumba you are right about the dogs...😂🤣😂🤣my dogs dont even wag their tails when they see me...zingithi #japjap bese zihamba...#zimangele

  • @zanelesekano2222
    @zanelesekano2222 Před 4 lety +25

    I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thembangomane100
    @thembangomane100 Před 4 lety +1

    M at polokwane now I real miss the the show I can't stop watching skhumba on my phone just make feel like m in jhb

  • @gugusimelane7977
    @gugusimelane7977 Před 4 lety +10

    Skhumba is a whole mood🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @savibesofficial
    @savibesofficial Před 4 lety +1

    Skhumba for president!!! ISSA VIBE!!!

  • @nokuthulahlongwane6086
    @nokuthulahlongwane6086 Před 4 lety +45

    Mapholoba don't ask Skhumba anything. You make matters worse.

  • @nethelsimelane4032
    @nethelsimelane4032 Před 3 lety

    Yoh I don't get enough of skhumba Jesuuu,ngatsi adlala every day, even if it's 30 minutes ,please khaya Consider this ,

  • @HeruVision-Thrive-Coaching
    @HeruVision-Thrive-Coaching Před 4 lety +33

    For us Afro-Americans we would LOVE to have subtitles so we can show support.

    • @africanandproud6792
      @africanandproud6792 Před 4 lety +7

      Oh so sorry fam. It's so hard to translate 😅😅😅. But the stuff he's saying is so crazy, He's telling us the reasons why he does not go to church. It's hilarious and crazy but so hard to translate. It's in a language called Isizulu, South african.

    • @kuselwa6715
      @kuselwa6715 Před 3 lety +6

      What he speaks about is mostly culture related and wouldn't be funny even when translated to English. I wish there was a way to share it coz it's super funny. Thanks for the support though ♡

  • @katlehomoloi5116
    @katlehomoloi5116 Před 4 lety +5

    Skumba you have made my birthday nice mfana 😋😋😋😋😁😊🤣🤣😂

  • @menzimabuza1746
    @menzimabuza1746 Před 4 lety +163

    😂😂😂😂skhumba even laughs at his own lies..

  • @hopettmac2702
    @hopettmac2702 Před 4 lety +16

    This guy can hear animals talking 😂😂😂😂

  • @avuyilesangca4772
    @avuyilesangca4772 Před 3 lety +3

    Its so many time am watching this 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @tshiditau967
    @tshiditau967 Před 2 lety +13

    I don’t understand how skhumba’s wife doesn’t find him funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kholofelomokwele
    @kholofelomokwele Před 4 lety +2

    Aii wena baoloile skhumba🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you the best.

  • @lira2414
    @lira2414 Před 4 lety +4

    Mina nawe siyafana part killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭

  • @alicetlhone4034
    @alicetlhone4034 Před 2 lety

    Skhumba you are killing me, Iyoh baba Macuacua.

  • @nkosimazibuko7130
    @nkosimazibuko7130 Před 4 lety +11

    hamba esontweni skhumbaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chiposimoyi5176
    @chiposimoyi5176 Před 4 lety +5

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Skhumba is absolutely hilarious please!!! Love him!

  • @sphiwemthimunye858
    @sphiwemthimunye858 Před 4 lety

    Skhumba neh i can't stop watching, eix crush yami Mbalz

  • @kindragkindra3642
    @kindragkindra3642 Před 4 lety +27

    Lorl skhumba is lying mara yazi 😂😂😂😂 when he pray i was death😂😂😂😂Mbali is slowly growing from Skhumba

  • @bonganincube6762
    @bonganincube6762 Před 4 lety +2

    🤣😂🤣🤣 Skhumba...😳😳 gives Skhumba a bells pliz😂🤣

  • @siyam6050
    @siyam6050 Před 4 lety +10

    Oh he was in his element today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @percyhobbs
      @percyhobbs Před 4 lety +1

      Right!!? He is definitely hilarious!! But somedays you can sense he is off his game, mara this day he was on fire!!

  • @mphanamathangeni4210
    @mphanamathangeni4210 Před 4 lety +16

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can relate to skhumba's jokes than Trever what what

  • @ziphozonkegiftmdletshe1220

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 One of Skhumbas best shows 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @angelo-twenteytv1691
    @angelo-twenteytv1691 Před 4 lety +35

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 mayivulwe le country .... he's getting worse lo baba 😂🤣

  • @xitshembisomabobo6828
    @xitshembisomabobo6828 Před rokem +1

    Go back to church Skhumba...even at church laughter is needed.

  • @jeremy2967
    @jeremy2967 Před 3 lety +3

    Skhumbuzo is a beast, as for Amahashi, Izinja and Amaphela 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Sabelour
    @Sabelour Před 4 lety +5

    Skhumba is hilarious 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @songzweb3532
    @songzweb3532 Před 2 lety +2

    2022 still Hella funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @ngidichizy1033
    @ngidichizy1033 Před 4 lety +1

    Ngiza kuwe ngiyashishiriza. Uthi nenja yakho imangele ukuthi awusasebenzi yini ile lockdown.

  • @rockymapea5336
    @rockymapea5336 Před 4 lety +7

    I'm dead and buried🤣🤣🤣

  • @hunadilentswana6962
    @hunadilentswana6962 Před 3 lety +1

    This is one of the best😂😂😂😂

  • @somilaxabanisa8626
    @somilaxabanisa8626 Před 4 lety +2

    Hi guys, I am enjoying your show, in fact I am a fan of the show. But I want to humbly advise social distancing and covid 19 procedures. Remember the young ones may not see the need to comply. Please take it the right way

  • @sakhamuzintshangase238

    Skhumba 😀😀😀Thixo wase-Actonville

  • @mthokozisithalente8736
    @mthokozisithalente8736 Před 2 lety +2

    Skhumba akekho okay ekhanda 😂😂😂😂

  • @lumbidzanisibanda7893
    @lumbidzanisibanda7893 Před 4 lety +4

    Skhumba ngyakukhuza njaloooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @labasmohote4128
    @labasmohote4128 Před 4 lety

    I'm pedi guy and I luv this guy ..next haaa mara skhumba 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @koketsothando7985
    @koketsothando7985 Před 4 lety +3

    😹😹😹😹BEST WAY TO Start A DAY!!

  • @dieketsengkgatla2493
    @dieketsengkgatla2493 Před 4 lety

    Wa bona wena mbhali future Skhumba i see that coming😆😆😆

  • @stonietatiana8024
    @stonietatiana8024 Před 4 lety +2

    True angimuzwanga self uPresident this time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wonder unjani lobaba kwakhe Skhumba hai khona 🤣🤣🤣

  • @buzvii6755
    @buzvii6755 Před 4 lety +9

    Ndiyatshitshiriza 😹😹 ndiyashelela 😂😂 why

  • @riccardolouw614
    @riccardolouw614 Před 4 lety +3

    iYoooooh I'm screaming🤣🤣🤣😭😭...my video of da century so far it use to be the one of the Zulu taxi drivers wit Bob an Khuli but this one just replaced it,😭😭😭

    • @zanelempanza9790
      @zanelempanza9790 Před 3 lety

      You know that one nama bonda. Eiy uSkhumba kills me big time...😂😂😂😂

    • @riccardolouw614
      @riccardolouw614 Před 3 lety

      @Zanele Mpanza eish and I'm struggling to find it yazi

  • @benjaminsithole6103
    @benjaminsithole6103 Před 4 lety

    Kwaaaaakikiki.........Skhumba is a legend 🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @KeNnaChelete
    @KeNnaChelete Před 4 lety +1

    I cant believe this wow

  • @sibusisoclinton2573
    @sibusisoclinton2573 Před 4 lety +3

    Yoooooh😂😂😂😂Skhumba indliziyo yami iyahlaba🤣🤣😅

  • @1U.M
    @1U.M Před 2 lety +1

    Makwakwa at 2:16 reminds of Chirwali in Emzini we zinsizwa🤣

  • @jucananoradipuo1670
    @jucananoradipuo1670 Před 4 lety +15

    Lol skhumba just ruined umbali cause she's now corrupt 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sakhamuzintshangase238
    @sakhamuzintshangase238 Před 3 lety +2

    Mapholoba umosha uskhumba 😀😀😀😀

  • @mandlaramsa2477
    @mandlaramsa2477 Před 4 lety +1

    Yaz kodwa skhumba

  • @licebo7075
    @licebo7075 Před 4 lety +3

    Laugh ka Mbali😹🔥❤️

  • @thatott4251
    @thatott4251 Před 4 lety +2

    hahahahah skumba was on fireeee vandykg

  • @nastyc6052
    @nastyc6052 Před 3 lety +2

    I feel sorry for baby makwakwa listening at home 🤣

  • @freeafrica4542
    @freeafrica4542 Před 4 lety +2

    😂😂😂I'm too high for this

  • @ncumisanoludwe3856
    @ncumisanoludwe3856 Před 4 lety +14

    Awungitshele nkalakatha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @spgaming736
    @spgaming736 Před 4 lety +2

    Skhumbuzo ubani umamakho Nkosi yami 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mafungwashekumkanikazi2656

    When he imitates zulu horses😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @asandasompali5945
    @asandasompali5945 Před 2 lety

    Skhumba needs Bra Bob's laughter n Khuli.

  • @andisiwempongwano1802
    @andisiwempongwano1802 Před 4 lety +7

    Yhoo hayi bhut'Skhumbuzo shame yhoo hayi thixo wam don't even know what to say kodwa ke I also didn't hear what Ramaphosa said... I'd have stomach cramps If I was staying with you which I'm having now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yhoo ay shame #babMakwakwa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidh.mdawene9627
    @davidh.mdawene9627 Před 4 lety

    Skhumba king 😄😄😄😄😄

  • @kgaladi_jnr9484
    @kgaladi_jnr9484 Před 2 lety +1

    Kaya 959, we miss the comedy hour 😢😑

  • @nqobiledoctordludla7325
    @nqobiledoctordludla7325 Před 3 lety +2

    😂😂😂 "Sadutshulwa ngo 11"

  • @benetialeso3677
    @benetialeso3677 Před 3 lety +1

    Ooh my gosh Skhumba wa lwala hle🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nomsyshongwe5622
      @nomsyshongwe5622 Před 3 lety

      I'm also back... Skhumba is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @djlazz9782
    @djlazz9782 Před 4 lety +6

    Were is the meee..☺️

  • @MduduziDhlamini
    @MduduziDhlamini Před 4 lety +9

    Lol even the house pets are confused of Covid-19

  • @doreenmali1134
    @doreenmali1134 Před 3 lety

    Skura ubosso ya maboza xam✌👋👋

  • @nomsamnguni922
    @nomsamnguni922 Před 4 lety

    Mbali❤🥰🤣

  • @seempossible
    @seempossible Před 4 lety +2

    Yoh skhumbuzo😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ragnal
    @Ragnal Před 4 lety +1

    😂😂This guy is crazy😂😂

  • @thecontenttower
    @thecontenttower Před 4 lety

    "...ngathi sgigima endaweno ewrong" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThokozaniEZitha
    @ThokozaniEZitha Před 3 lety +1

    Skhumbaaaaaaaaa............!

  • @masindinxumalo3044
    @masindinxumalo3044 Před 4 lety

    uSkhumba uloyiwe ayikho into enje...

  • @palesambewu1703
    @palesambewu1703 Před 4 lety

    😂😂😂 Hawema Skhumbuzo

  • @ramzyabdul185
    @ramzyabdul185 Před 3 lety

    Athi ngilale kancane, ngizon meee🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @Skhindiman
    @Skhindiman Před 4 lety +4

    Lmao. Weskhumba uyagula sure wena..😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @phumzileritamokoena3876

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @queennompilodube7233
    @queennompilodube7233 Před 4 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂 I love you sikhumba