The Deranged End of The World | Arma 3 SCP-5000

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  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2023
  • As an unknown madness takes hold within the entire SCP Foundation and the world is plunged into armageddon as anomalies and terrors are unleashed across the globe. What then can a bunch of farmers do against such reckless mayhem?
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Komentáře • 1K

  • @RubixRaptor
    @RubixRaptor  Před rokem +1421

    This was definitely a peculiar operation, and our second attempt at a SCP-5000 operation! Last one was great but wasn’t the best for a video. This one however was a bit too goofy not to share. Another shining example of Ignis members’ ability to perform improvised acting on the spot. Thanks for stopping by the video!

    • @phippes32
      @phippes32 Před rokem +10

      Hello, could you make a new video of Resistance Fall Of Man in Arma 3, please?

    • @killerspieler7784
      @killerspieler7784 Před rokem +3

      About that beer i owe ya

    • @fz5lb
      @fz5lb Před rokem +10

      HILLBILLY SHIT? FUCK YEA! WOOOOHEEE, YEEEEEAHHHHH! woooohhh! redneck Appalachia army ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @megazero952
      @megazero952 Před rokem +1

      can you like the other SCP-5000 video I cannot find it

    • @yourlocalkrieger
      @yourlocalkrieger Před rokem

      that was maybe the funniest video i have seen in a long time

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark4599 Před rokem +1840

    "You call it struggling in vain, I call it raging against the dying of the light. There's a difference."
    - Woolie Madden

    • @DragonFireStrike
      @DragonFireStrike Před rokem +14

      Shit where'd Woolie say that?

    • @kennethclark4599
      @kennethclark4599 Před rokem +25

      @@DragonFireStrike Death Stranding, I believe.

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 Před rokem +46

      *THE RACE WAR STARTS NOOOOOOOW!!!*
      -- Woolie Madden after witnessing a war crime.

    • @DJVideso
      @DJVideso Před rokem +10

      My teacher had this poster that went "Don't go into that good night rage, rage against the dying of the light"

    • @Logan55689
      @Logan55689 Před rokem

      Haven't you heard? The Florida men are cancelling the apocalypse!

  • @Goofy_Looking
    @Goofy_Looking Před rokem +1591

    The idea of hundreds of country people fighting world ending SCPs is just hilarious

    • @wulfthemountaindragon5432
      @wulfthemountaindragon5432 Před rokem +88

      There's something just so beautifully stupid about it

    • @williejones6446
      @williejones6446 Před rokem +27

      Theres an episode of love death and robots that equates. Just not funny maybe to some people.

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine Před rokem

      @@williejones6446 ?

    • @williejones6446
      @williejones6446 Před rokem +40

      @@GlareanLiebertine The episode is called suits, where people live on a farm land but it gets invaded by giant bugs. They jump into mech suits and fight off the bugs.

    • @JeremyTheBreadKnife
      @JeremyTheBreadKnife Před rokem +14

      Well it won't just be random country people. The GOC, church of the broken god and serpents hand alongside maybe the red right hand will also be helping with evacuation efforts and combating the foundation.

  • @soelo592
    @soelo592 Před rokem +2231

    An army of Country men vs SCPs, now that’s something new.

    • @pr777angel
      @pr777angel Před rokem +107

      Look, let's be real the militias started forming when the waffle houses started closing and were getting destroyed

    • @Jabyman
      @Jabyman Před rokem +5

      Is it really New?

    • @soelo592
      @soelo592 Před rokem +17

      @@Jabyman I know Skin walkers are well known in the country

    • @benwilson1088
      @benwilson1088 Před rokem +8

      Florida man is an SCP.

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před rokem +3

      It goes as well as you'd expect it to.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Před rokem +1764

    My favorite part of the scp-5000 document is when some surviving governments manage to bring the internet back online, and the Foundation just floods it with Memes that give people literal brain cancer just by looking at them.

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 Před rokem +83

      BRUH.

    • @srmeatyboi9009
      @srmeatyboi9009 Před rokem +339

      It wasn't the government it was "the church of the broken god" that got the internet online

    • @SirAsdf
      @SirAsdf Před rokem

      ​@@srmeatyboi9009 Oh yeah, that's how fucked things got when the literal eldritch machine death cult are the ones trying to save humanity.

    • @omnighast2054
      @omnighast2054 Před rokem +152

      @@srmeatyboi9009 it was the church and the goc helped

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 Před rokem +74

      So like the regular internet???

  • @alannatherson7721
    @alannatherson7721 Před rokem +870

    SCP Foundation: The time has come for humanity to end.
    A gaggle of Floridamen: Are you sure about that?

    • @maplesinthesea6756
      @maplesinthesea6756 Před rokem +92

      The proper classification you seek here is: A Tailgate of Floridamen

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 Před rokem +34

      @@maplesinthesea6756 Thank you for the correction, I was not aware there was already a term for a collection of Floridamen.

    • @RaccoonBaker
      @RaccoonBaker Před rokem +17

      You aren’t saying there response right
      A tailgate of Floridamen: You sure about gat?

    • @koraegi
      @koraegi Před rokem

      Florida and Australia singlehandedly holding the line of humanity against reality warping monsters

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před rokem +2

      SCP Foundation: *Y e s*

  • @thyengineer2859
    @thyengineer2859 Před rokem +2192

    Never thought I would see the day of SCP 5000 getting the well deserved spotlight

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před rokem +622

    13:10 the way people commit to roleplay with so much enthusiasm is gold, glad to see SCP getting some love

    • @andrewhopkins886
      @andrewhopkins886 Před rokem +83

      I've seen videos of gamers who get killed in games just belting out Oscar worthy death yells. Something about playing with friends.

    • @GasMaskedThings
      @GasMaskedThings Před rokem +11

      ​@@andrewhopkins886you still have those videos by chance?

    • @zubbworks
      @zubbworks Před rokem

      It was those liberals what got him.

    • @agentblakk7096
      @agentblakk7096 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@GasMaskedThingslethal company clips have a lot of them

  • @UberSparten
    @UberSparten Před rokem +496

    I'm convinced Ignis itself is an SCP at this point.

    • @parkerbeebe4383
      @parkerbeebe4383 Před rokem +12

      That’s why they keep sending them in to fight scps

    • @grizzlybear352
      @grizzlybear352 Před 6 měsíci +14

      ​@@parkerbeebe4383
      They are an anomalous Group of immortal mercenaries capable of Hoping across the multiverse seeking a battle or war to fight with very unconventional means

    • @parkerbeebe4383
      @parkerbeebe4383 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@grizzlybear352 Dang brother bear your right

  • @openthinker6562
    @openthinker6562 Před rokem +210

    It’s absolutely canon in my mind that rural USA had bands of crazy hillbillies fending off SCPs, and nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před rokem +5

      Well they clearly didn't succeed so it COULD be.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Awesome.

    • @-Luna-tic.exe-
      @-Luna-tic.exe- Před 11 měsíci

      Theres a reason why country folk have flood lights for porch lights and an arsenal.

  • @ModdedImmortal
    @ModdedImmortal Před rokem +626

    The ignis corp as a group of interest would just be described as: A group of anomalies who seem to have some form of immortality and can time travel. They appear during war times in which they will always be ineffective but will still (by anomalous means) win the fight

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 Před rokem +88

      You forget that even if they win they'll suffer emense trauma and serve losses.

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Před rokem +62

      Objection
      They are heavily effective but only when fighting the chimera in air

    • @markusharroldhailey6688
      @markusharroldhailey6688 Před rokem

      They are a group of highly armed reality bender and multiverse jumper

    • @genaralryan0654
      @genaralryan0654 Před rokem +32

      @@Uniformtree000 the battle of provins is one instance

    • @12ebraun66
      @12ebraun66 Před 11 měsíci +28

      They also hop across the multiverse

  • @Nerfhalo1
    @Nerfhalo1 Před rokem +175

    These are always hilarious, but it reached a new level of funny for me once I heard: "DON'T TRY TO RUN IT OVER WITH A HONDA CIVIC!"

  • @MefanJert
    @MefanJert Před rokem +297

    now we need a military POV in SCP-5000 universe

  • @Toffeehammer
    @Toffeehammer Před 11 měsíci +37

    10:12 honestly one of my favourite Rubix moments. I genuinely don't understand how they manage to escalate every situation they're in into a hellscape so quickly.

  • @michaelman957
    @michaelman957 Před rokem +168

    Honestly, I believe rural America capable of saving us. The SCP monsters will find a rifle behind every blade of grass, and you KNOW some of these guys have been preparing for this.

    • @deathrex007
      @deathrex007 Před rokem +40

      So giving the Scp foundation the “Vietnam Experience”

    • @jwithextrajj
      @jwithextrajj Před rokem +9

      I dunno, there's so many SCPs where "Shooting it" doesn't work. I mean how do you shoot a sentient idea? You can't even nuke it!

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před rokem +1

      @@deathrex007
      Except it goes well.

    • @mjkoo5365
      @mjkoo5365 Před rokem

      ⁠@@jwithextrajj I have a solution, just be so stupid, drunk, and high, that it physically can not affect your brain

    • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
      @thesocialistsarecoming8565 Před rokem +20

      ​@@jwithextrajj you 'shoot it'with weaponised, inebriated idiocy.

  • @Captain_Rhodor
    @Captain_Rhodor Před rokem +124

    Who would win: An elite fireteam of ex-Special Forces operatives entrusted with the containment of eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension, OR: a gaggle of mentally unwell idiots with baseball bats stuck full of nails?
    I love this group so much XD

  • @hoopchristine5202
    @hoopchristine5202 Před rokem +688

    The “Howdy!” at the start of every video has an honest to God calming effect on me. Your voice does… things to me that I cannot properly articulate

    • @theminecraft4202
      @theminecraft4202 Před rokem

      makes me CUUMMMM

    • @jonh101
      @jonh101 Před rokem +26

      Howdy

    • @danelllawrenece1954
      @danelllawrenece1954 Před rokem +50

      Somehow no matter how stressful a day. That howdy always releasing pure serotonin straight into my frontal cortex for the next few minutes

    • @matthewwatts8294
      @matthewwatts8294 Před rokem +24

      Hearing his "Howdy" always makes me start laughing in anticipation of what is to come.

    • @archeravalon2084
      @archeravalon2084 Před rokem +14

      I’m not quite at the “laughing” bit, but I do grin like an idiot whenever I start one of these.

  • @DragonRider2097
    @DragonRider2097 Před rokem +148

    The live Tails cam was extremely cursed, and because of it, I couldn't stop laughing for about 2 minutes

  • @Just_a_panda_sitting
    @Just_a_panda_sitting Před rokem +14

    13:09 RIP Big Rig 1 you’ll be remembered

  • @VioletMaeve
    @VioletMaeve Před rokem +156

    I like to imagine that in the SCP-5000 script, Ignis defected from the Foundation because "Being crazy and deranged was their number one goal." They don't need SCPs NOR the Foundation to do what they like to do, so they became their own Chaos Corp.

    • @thethinglast5672
      @thethinglast5672 Před rokem +12

      The foundation is killing humanity because it would be a mercy, because of the entity in the noosphere which created pain and scp 2718, and scp 682 hates huamnity beacuse of the entity

    • @VioletMaeve
      @VioletMaeve Před rokem +12

      @@thethinglast5672
      I didn't ask for an explanation of why but thank you. I was just trying something fun of a why Ignis would of defected from The Foundation from being in MTF originally.

  • @wyvern_wolf2821
    @wyvern_wolf2821 Před rokem +61

    Preventing one world ending apocalypse with a equally chaotic group of people

  • @seveilthenegotiator3694
    @seveilthenegotiator3694 Před rokem +68

    I love the now at least twice occurring thing of some enemy player just appearing behind Jay saying that he failed stealth, and then said player being instantly turned into swiss cheese. this is wonderous and makes me chuckle, keep up the great work.

  • @crightbrayons8416
    @crightbrayons8416 Před rokem +55

    The " ahhh you're breaking RP" had me laughing that was good.

  • @definitelypeacock
    @definitelypeacock Před rokem +961

    Not gonna lie, Ignis do seem like they would fit as a SCP
    A joke one at least

    • @BuilderB08
      @BuilderB08 Před rokem +22

      im gonna go write that

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 Před rokem +46

      We need an op with Ignis as an SCP defending a facility from Chaos Insurgency.

    • @Rhynerd
      @Rhynerd Před rokem +47

      Ain’t there an SCP that’s basically a game of quake that occurs on Earth at random points (and gets referenced in the SCP-5000 doc)? Ignis would probably fit right in if that’s the case.

    • @floofyboi7546
      @floofyboi7546 Před rokem +24

      I believe someone already wrote an ignis SCP. You’d have to look at some of their older SCP vids but I know it’s in the comments there

    • @IllNacs
      @IllNacs Před rokem +17

      @@Rhynerd Yea the Quake one is cool, 3 teens who played quake for like 20 years before realizing their no longer able to do anything but "play"

  • @ebrylboydagero3266
    @ebrylboydagero3266 Před rokem +39

    It's funny to think some guy in advance powered armor holding a magical briefcase is wondering about, while these guys are just living through hell.

  • @TK-727
    @TK-727 Před rokem +26

    5:15 had me needing a medic bag, never laughed that hard at Ignis flavored overkill.

  • @corvokuro
    @corvokuro Před rokem +28

    There’s something wholesome about a group of good ol boys standing against the apocalypse

  • @kgb_the_space_marine4560
    @kgb_the_space_marine4560 Před 6 měsíci +4

    10:56 that is one of the most genuine NOOOOOOOOOOs I’ve ever heard before

  • @danscga2487
    @danscga2487 Před rokem +47

    Didnt know i needed Hillbillys this much in Arma, but here we are

  • @nefariousgremlin7554
    @nefariousgremlin7554 Před rokem +79

    Oh cool, SCP 5000! I love that story! Nice to see an operation based off of it.

  • @Phantom-of1bs
    @Phantom-of1bs Před rokem +6

    10:55 thats a genuine scream of pain.

  • @M00NKYMAN3R
    @M00NKYMAN3R Před rokem +75

    Looks like great fun. Always love watching Ignis and their wacky chaotic adventures. Always appreciate you Jay!

  • @rei_fish
    @rei_fish Před rokem +6

    11:13 realized he is the only person up

  • @betelgeuse_99
    @betelgeuse_99 Před rokem +13

    RIP Big Rig 1.
    Truly a hero of our time.

  • @cthulhurage4580
    @cthulhurage4580 Před rokem +50

    SCP-5000 The scariest thing it wasnt just the foundation losing it but something that takes away their pain, and all emotions. One part of the 5000 story is theres a lineup of a MTF and the leader stabs the 1st guy, no reaction. Stabs the 2nd, no reaction. The third cries out in pain and is shot and killed immediatly.

    • @markusstern8059
      @markusstern8059 Před rokem +13

      It isn't their emotions being taken away, but pain and death, they LEARNED something and it broke them.

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 Před rokem +3

      If I remember correctly, they did it on purpose and it was sent to most personnel as some sort of cognitohazard.

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 Před rokem +16

      @@ghuttsmckenzie4269 Most horrifying of all, there's a hidden document that this all started after the Foundation looked into the collective human unconscious and apparently found something in there that had invaded it and infected every human, and was so disgusting that they actually started to agree with SCP 682.
      "My hands shake as I hold the document. "This is confirmed?"
      He nods. "We got the report from PNEUMA staff yesterday. It's everyone."
      "Even us?"
      "Even us, Tejani. To think I'd find myself agreeing with that damn lizard…"
      "What do we do?"
      "You know what we have to do. We'll have to disseminate a cure, I think, among personnel before we get things underway. It'll try to stop us otherwise."
      "God help us, One."
      "Don't be like that, Tejani. That's IT talking."
      You said invaded, right? Might be one of the last times that happens.
      Right.
      Don't say that. It must be worse for you. That's what everyone says after they find out something they don't like.
      Jesus Christ.
      It's not something that can be hashed out in a few hours, man. Can you be quiet for a minute? Of course I can't. No, not yet. The feeling of being invaded.
      Why not?
      Don't say that! Don't even talk about it.
      We should have left well enough alone.
      I keep thinking, like, it would be better to end it all. Not with what we found. How long are they going to take? But it's not like that. Everything I am. You know what they'll say.
      It is me. It's over. It'll take time.
      You're germophobic, right?
      Did you get a reply? We shouldn't have looked. You too. I doubt anyone's going to be talking about anything else anymore.
      I feel sick.
      "
      The most horrifying part?
      It's implied to be empathy.
      Yes, emotions, pain and caring for other humans is implied to not be natural for humans, but instead is caused by some horrifying thing infecting humanity with unknown goals, which were apparently terrible enough that the foundation unanimously decided that humanity's extinction was a mercy compared to whatever this thing was planning to do to humanity.
      THE FOUNDATION LOSING WAS THE BAD ENDING

    • @FlashHawk4
      @FlashHawk4 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@ghuttsmckenzie4269the cognitohazard was already inside everyone, and had been for most of human history. What they sent was the cure. But the cure wouldn't have been able to work on most people, only people whose minds could handle it. Most of whom already worked for the Foundation.

    • @alecdeter1999
      @alecdeter1999 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@apollyonnoctis1291that....... is absolutely terrifying

  • @agentewok146
    @agentewok146 Před rokem +19

    The ‘Mission Complete’ screen was the last SCP sent from the Foundation.

  • @andreslozania5269
    @andreslozania5269 Před rokem +292

    Jay goes insane while the rest of ignis embraces the Waffle House once again

  • @EmperorShiba23
    @EmperorShiba23 Před rokem +3

    5:12 “We got a Hostile over there”
    Unhinged Ignis Gunner: *WHAT HOSTILE?*

  • @rattles2326
    @rattles2326 Před rokem +3

    Hearing that the crops are hostile in pretty much any farm state is deeply terrifying. The corn outnumber the living.

  • @isacharden4336
    @isacharden4336 Před rokem +10

    As a Southerner this is a certified Southern moment 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲

  • @granth.1919
    @granth.1919 Před rokem +7

    “aww you’re breaking rp” is genuinely one of the funniest bits i’ve seen in while

  • @hoopchristine5202
    @hoopchristine5202 Před rokem +23

    And after finishing this video I have no doubt in my mind that this is one of the funniest things I’ve watched all year. Thanks for sharing the experience, Jay

  • @Insanity0605
    @Insanity0605 Před rokem +8

    you know it's gonna be a banger of a video when Jay says "I am, so very sorry" in the intro

  • @spiggityspoo756
    @spiggityspoo756 Před 9 měsíci +3

    At 5:56 Jay’s first “OOHHH” is the same note as the first note in the “Loooord I can’t change” line in Free Bird. Clearly this means the otherworldly connections between Ignis and the Free Bird Man go far deeper than we could have initially foreseen

  • @wheelcha1rman2
    @wheelcha1rman2 Před rokem +11

    "I trust your judgement."
    Sir this is an Ignis op.

  • @Destroyerofnations
    @Destroyerofnations Před rokem +17

    Honestly SCP-5000 is one of the many SCPs that feel like you can have a whole universe of stories from the insane to the funny to the downright terrifying.
    I can bet 100% that somewhere in that universe there is some group of farmers hold up in a Waffle House XD

  • @joshuacope6052
    @joshuacope6052 Před rokem +132

    Clicked instantly. Seeing Ignis murder innocent civilians as MTF was on the bucketlist

    • @bomberfett3439
      @bomberfett3439 Před rokem +18

      Pretty sure the only reason that hadn't already happened is that they hadn't been deployed on an SCP operation with any civilians before.

    • @IllNacs
      @IllNacs Před rokem +14

      but thats not what happened at all?

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Před rokem +9

      Did you not listen
      They were fighting the mtf as a militia

    • @cj16423
      @cj16423 Před rokem +1

      Did you even watch the video?

    • @joshuacope6052
      @joshuacope6052 Před rokem +1

      @@cj16423 I made this comment before I watched it yeah

  • @Random_NCR_Ranger
    @Random_NCR_Ranger Před 11 měsíci +6

    SCP-5000-2 "The Country problem" on the day of humanity's extinction a militia call the "goofy mountain boys" managed to hold off the foundation and other groups for multiple days and nights after taping into their coms the operator listening went into a stage of insanity that the foundation never has known after the phrase "Dale Earnhardt Jr. Has survived this cataclysmic event" the seconds later hearing of his demise

  • @Book0fKnight
    @Book0fKnight Před rokem +14

    this is the most terrifying version of ignis to exist

  • @williammcdowell1595
    @williammcdowell1595 Před rokem +20

    I think this video has taught me that if I am stuck in an apocalypse, I should head to hillbilly land and I'll probably be ok

  • @Skull12400
    @Skull12400 Před rokem +5

    The ending of the video at 13:10 was just the absolute best! made my night entirely!

  • @Vanishingink4
    @Vanishingink4 Před rokem +2

    2:24 that laugh😂

  • @IAmEcthelion
    @IAmEcthelion Před rokem +6

    As a Southern Redneck myself, i haven't laughed this hard in quite a while. Thank ya'll for this.

  • @Shinzon23
    @Shinzon23 Před rokem +10

    Ah yes, SCP5000....the one that has everyone going "What the FUCK?!" over and over trying to puzzle it out!

    • @markusstern8059
      @markusstern8059 Před rokem

      Eldritch god requires pain and makes it so when you die, you don't actually "die" you simply inhabit your own corpse and feel EVERYTHING multiplied by 1000000x, Foundation figured it out and it BROKE them so they figured out a way to "free" themselves but they couldn't do it to everyone so they said "fuck it, we'll kill it by killing humanity"

    • @hisnitch
      @hisnitch Před rokem

      What is SCP-5000?

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Před rokem

      ​@Hisnitch scp 5000 is a super suit designed to keep the wearer alive durinf and past the end of everything
      It was super op but after using the time travel ability the suit broke down before the apocolypse
      Sadly the person it tried to save died long before it traveled to before the apocolypse

    • @Shinzon23
      @Shinzon23 Před rokem

      @Hisnitch It is a suit that was supposed to keep its wearer alive by essentially making it so that nothing can perceive it directly, IE you can't look at it or hear it or smell it, et cetera. Total exclusion suit.
      It wouldn't be that impressive of a piece of kit compared to all the other world ending and absolutely overpowered technology that the foundation has, except it has Data files on board that show that the council found something during one of their testing regimes - Something about the collective unconscious - and whatever they found was so terrifying that they unanimously voted to wipe out humanity because of it, And proceed to essentially apocalypse the planet with the various s c p s they had access to

  • @kkqb1
    @kkqb1 Před rokem +6

    I can say this with 100% confidence that these video are the highlight of my week. Thank you for them!

  • @housewilma4904
    @housewilma4904 Před rokem +9

    i wish there was more stories set in scp 5000 it the perfect setting to the give the OTHER supernatural factions a chance to shine from GOC to Horizin Iniative to Church of broken god and Serpents hand heck Marshal carter and dark could even shine in such a setting.

    • @codyraugh6599
      @codyraugh6599 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I know, so many people HATE the GOC and yet there are also a bunch of stories that just outright make you go "wait, are the SCP worse than the GOC?"

  • @elitematt4659
    @elitematt4659 Před rokem +10

    For those who haven't read it (do it) SCP-5000 is a suit of armor that is damaged and has several files on it and was found in SCP-579, the main story is in these files in which the Foundation discovers an entity and somehow we power it and to stop it the Foundation decided killing humanity was the best course of action. To do so they release multiple anomalies and weaponize them. Of course the other organizations like the GOC and The Serpants Hand try to stop the Foundation to no avail. Our main character, a foundation staff member was lucky enough to reach the suit of armor with the ability to exclude itself from reality rendering the user basically invisible before the mtf team that entered his site killed everyone, during his travel to another site to find answers he acquires SCP-55 which he doesn't remember getting and somehow knows he has to reach the other site to reset the universe. When he does reach it he jumps down SCP-579 where the story ends and presumably how the suit and his dead body were found.

    • @markusstern8059
      @markusstern8059 Před rokem

      Theory to the ending, scp-579 or The Entity, told him WHY it was happening.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Killing humanity wasn't the solution, it was mercy. They only did it after finding out what it's plans for humanity was, and decided that humanity dying was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than what that thing had planned.

  • @patrickmcneil5089
    @patrickmcneil5089 Před rokem +3

    10:30 nope it’s satan aka tails

  • @johndoe5432
    @johndoe5432 Před rokem +6

    9:20 Portillo's wrapper sighted, Rubix is a fellow Illinoisan confirmed. This explains the brain damage.

  • @ntfoperative9432
    @ntfoperative9432 Před rokem +1

    10:17 "This is the greatest plaaaaaan"

  • @niknaktom
    @niknaktom Před rokem +4

    This was absolutely glorious! Between 6:40 to 7:45 had me gasping for air i was laughing so much! Loved it

  • @NunyaBesnas
    @NunyaBesnas Před rokem +5

    As a backwoods by myself, I can verify this is exactly how this would play out.

  • @GRANDLEPRECHAUN
    @GRANDLEPRECHAUN Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Since them funny blue hats with the corn syrup showed up" best part 😂

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 Před rokem +2

    May I note? 5:52, Tails appears to compress himself into a tiny space before disappearing altogether.

  • @VanishingPuppet
    @VanishingPuppet Před rokem +8

    Your music snippet choices are always SO good, could you put them in the description if you think about it? Would love to listen to the whole thing oftentimes.

  • @Jazkal-V420
    @Jazkal-V420 Před rokem +4

    I've always heard of scp 5000 as something real dark.
    This is a funny twist with backwoods gibberish

  • @ricepresident2990
    @ricepresident2990 Před rokem +2

    “We have Ned Kelly at home.”
    Ned Kelly at home: 0:48

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Před rokem

    Oh geez, Rubix and his fellow Ignis Country Boys fighting against everything the SCP Foundation has to throw at them is so incredibly hilarious and awesome! I can't love this any more than I already do!
    Country Ignis is one of their best depictions of the group ever!

  • @TheRealFrozenFire
    @TheRealFrozenFire Před rokem +3

    Who would win?
    *An army of endless unfathomable terrors released for the sole purpose of ending the human race*
    OR:
    One hillbilly armed force

  • @camcrock347
    @camcrock347 Před rokem +8

    @5:11 Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? Also @7:34 The UN truck was indeed, hostile.

  • @GamingGriffin1998
    @GamingGriffin1998 Před rokem +2

    Jay- “HOW MUCH BRIMSTONE AND FIRE CAN THERE BE!?!?”
    Horrors beyond comprehension- “yes”

  • @kylehumbert5735
    @kylehumbert5735 Před rokem +1

    I love the Hillbilly transitions getting progressively dark and introspective as the video progresses

  • @aaronperalta3560
    @aaronperalta3560 Před rokem +4

    7:47 Does that answer your question?

  • @christopherbearden6304
    @christopherbearden6304 Před rokem +29

    Reminder: The Waffle House is its own SCP - the only restaurant that will stay open until an environment threat capable of destroying its structure happens.
    They literally do not close unless a Category 5+ Hurricane hits near them.

  • @shade8816
    @shade8816 Před rokem +1

    Jay Raptor - "So its even more chaos then usual!"
    Me - "So just another day then?"

  • @KaoretheHalfDemon
    @KaoretheHalfDemon Před rokem

    What absolute, wonderful, and might I add entertaining chaos that was. The impromptu accents made it even better along with the acting! You couldn’t stop laughing so I assume you had fun.

  • @redjive_industries3760
    @redjive_industries3760 Před rokem +3

    Never thought I’d see an SCP-5000 op, but now that I think about it it fits really well when you consider the events of that story that don’t directly involve the SCP object itself. The antimemetics have always been my favorite so it’s nice to see them get some recognition!
    Maybe you guys could do a GOC op later?

  • @dust216
    @dust216 Před rokem +6

    Im gonna go insane, Does ANYONE know the name of the song playing in the backround at 12:10?

  • @TomasLucifer
    @TomasLucifer Před rokem +2

    YES FINALLY MORE SCP CONTENT THANK YOU 😭😭😭

  • @undead_pyro_weeb5553
    @undead_pyro_weeb5553 Před rokem +3

    At first I was gonna ask how the hillbilly militia got an AA gun but then I remembered I know someone with an AA gun in their barn and it was suddenly less outlandish

  • @WildAcresFarms.
    @WildAcresFarms. Před rokem +8

    Yes more funny videos from one of my favorite arma CZcamsrs

  • @tatlxtael2303
    @tatlxtael2303 Před rokem +1

    I am so upset the video ended this was honestly the most fun video I’ve seen in a hot minute it was hilarious

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 Před rokem +1

    Oh YES, finally SCP scenarios make a comeback. Those are actually your second best videos, right after Barotrauma

  • @kindofilya7513
    @kindofilya7513 Před rokem +3

    Doctor [REDACTED] succeeded in recovering another entry from the SCP-5000 system. This entry has been added to the SCP-5000 archive. The following is an excerpt of the restored text:
    "Diary entry 0001 - 6.1.
    Recently I witnessed some damn strange events. Although the concept of "strange" in these terrible times is rather vague.
    While walking towards Zone - 19, I came across a detachment of "civilian militia". Several dozen men in poorly fortified civilian vehicles crammed with guns, booze and explosives. And all this "guard" decided to give battle to the escaped Anomalies. I don't know what drives them - desperation, courage, stupidity or memetic influence.
    They did not notice me, of course, thanks to the properties of the suit, so I decided to watch them from afar. And let me tell you, it was a spectacle!
    As soon as the guys approached the town, which was nearby, things immediately went south for them. I think they ran into some kind of anomaly that does some kind of crap with gravity and space. I saw a couple of multi-ton jeeps just fly into the air, as if they were made of paper! A few more spontaneously exploded. But the men seem to be only entertained by this. I was finally convinced that they were under some kind of memetic influence.
    As soon as these "soldiers of misfortune" reached the city, they were attacked, I think, by SCP-610. At least I think these things were 610. These vile creatures would clearly fit the description. There were some things that exploded when they ran up to people, and huge monsters, like skinned gorillas on steroids. But, surprisingly, the militias did not cope badly with them, since they had firepower like a small army.
    It seems to me that I saw a bunch of infected SCP-008. Well, these guys were dealt with quickly, fortunately, I think they have seen a lot of films about the zombie apocalypse.
    Everything went to hell when the Foundation came. The MTF has arrived in town. God knows what number of this MTF, I'm watching all this from afar through the scope of the rifle, which I picked up along the way, so I see only figurines in the form of the Foundtation. So I’ll tell you, no matter how many militias had weapons, and no matter how much their brains were broken by memetics, they could do little against trained MTF operatives. Yes, they managed to kill some of them, but the Foundation came with armored vehicles, helicopters and heavy weapons.
    The last thing I saw, how the remnants of the militia moved towards the local airport. I won't risk going after them, there are too many madmen from the Foundation, and I wouldn't really want to get hit by a random bullet either.
    Well, what can I say, it was at least some entertainment. Although the fact that this is starting to amuse me is scary."

  • @timdoyle3436
    @timdoyle3436 Před rokem +3

    I can't tell what's more incomprehensible and horrifying, the SCPs or the hillbillies.

  • @TheJman669
    @TheJman669 Před rokem +2

    6:02 A gamer strategy that will be used for millennia to come.

  • @beast1ysniper464
    @beast1ysniper464 Před rokem

    Currently watching this at work and it’s one of my favorite videos of the year so far

  • @randomdude2386
    @randomdude2386 Před rokem +3

    Ayo what Tails up to at 9:25🤨🤨

  • @abscentee9856
    @abscentee9856 Před rokem +4

    3:17 typo, or did we get a Florida update in the last week (Flordia?)

  • @foxflyer3035
    @foxflyer3035 Před 7 dny

    funny thing about SCP-5000 is that they're actually the good guys in this and they're doing it all for the good of humanity because of what they're trying to save people from

  • @taskforceboi8977
    @taskforceboi8977 Před rokem +2

    Plot twist: it's the normal SCPverse and the Foundation are trying to contain Ignis.

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote Před rokem +4

    1:08 Jay, your desyncing is getting ridiculous.

  • @joegrone9671
    @joegrone9671 Před rokem +5

    The 40k ones are the best. Do more! Maybe marines vs tyranids if they exist?

  • @sadpotatohours4846
    @sadpotatohours4846 Před rokem +1

    Unironically a Last stand of the GOC battle would be something id absolutely adore, it takes place in the same timeline as scp 5000. where the GOC pooled all of its resources into one final battle at the site of Ganzir. everything humanity could muster against a fully "evil" scp foundation

  • @xaleypoo4779
    @xaleypoo4779 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Yno, this dun remin me a' this spooky thang mah boah was readn on his dam 'pooter."

  • @mbpl2776
    @mbpl2776 Před rokem +3

    10:00 Bro accually the waffle house part was the funniest of all I just frickin love it

  • @Bricriu-gj9dd
    @Bricriu-gj9dd Před rokem +3

    EARLY CREW

  • @felixnative1283
    @felixnative1283 Před rokem +2

    1:30 is definitely about eating some gator

  • @sharkk127
    @sharkk127 Před rokem +2

    10:45, someone talking about nascar? WHERE, SHIW ME THE BEING WHO I MUST COMMUNICATE WITH

  • @ApollonDriver
    @ApollonDriver Před rokem +10

    This story is pretty rad yeah, I hope one day some sort of an official SCP brand is created so that we can get comics, books, TV shows and some official lore.

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Před 5 měsíci

      Do you know how SCP works? The only people “in charge” of SCP are the website staff.

    • @ApollonDriver
      @ApollonDriver Před 5 měsíci

      @@matthewjones39 yes that's why I said I hope one day an official SCP is formed. I think you need to read again

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Před 5 měsíci

      @@ApollonDriver I may have to read your comment again