Hitman Absolution Retrospective - The Black Sheep

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  • I STRONGLY dislike this game. At point in my life I considered it one of the worst games I have ever played. Now I see it more as the awkward misstep in the Hitman franchise
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Komentáře • 961

  • @kcammons
    @kcammons Před 3 lety +2183

    I love that the video is 47 minutes long

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před 3 lety +63

      It's like it was meant to be.

    • @kcammons
      @kcammons Před 3 lety +56

      @@comixproviderftw_02 and not a single minute was unnecessary

    • @MerlautJones
      @MerlautJones Před 3 lety +26

      I love that this comment had 47 likes...til I liked it. :/

    • @kcammons
      @kcammons Před 3 lety +29

      @@MerlautJones how dare you? Now I'm gonna get cloned and blapped by 47

    • @brennanwn
      @brennanwn Před 3 lety +2

      Oh, I didn't realize untill now 🤗🙂

  • @soup2684
    @soup2684 Před 3 lety +760

    I remember feeling this was the death of the franchise after playing it and seeing the fallout for io. The new trilogy was one of the best comebacks I've seen from any series

    • @Condorian_
      @Condorian_ Před 3 lety +29

      Yeah, and now I' hoping that another dev company makes a comeback, Overkill from the Payday series. I hope they make it. It's like every game series I like is made by companies that gets in these messy situations.

    • @Condorian_
      @Condorian_ Před 3 lety +8

      @Mentor Altaïr ibn la'Ahad the sad part about slinter cell is that ubisoft may be just uninterested in a sequel. They are a large company afterall

    • @AxisChurchDevotee
      @AxisChurchDevotee Před 3 lety +1

      Hole project 007 is a masterpiece.

    • @chroma6947
      @chroma6947 Před 2 lety +7

      LOL you clowns can keep that reskinned “trilogy” absolution has a story and not mission kill mission kill $60 reskins

    • @nguyenquangdang3374
      @nguyenquangdang3374 Před 2 lety +22

      Someone still think absolution story better than world of assassination trilogy... Ok I guess lol

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork Před 3 lety +957

    It's funny, I guess technically they're right when they say Hitman is very "trial and error", and yet I never thought of it like that. I feel like it's more of a multi-solution puzzle, less than what I typically associate with "trial and error" which is to say dying frequently and restarting until you find the one right solution. On the subject of Absolution, I remember really liking it when it came out and thinking it was a "good game/bad Hitman" thing, but now I struggle to go back to it because of all its bizarre conflicting design decisions.

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan Před 3 lety +49

      Even then at least in Hitman Blood Money, the game that I played a lot in the past. There are still plenty of killing methods for us to take if we screwed up one method we planned before. So for me the "trial and error" doesn't make sense and the new devs at that time probably just wanna make your typical 3rd shooter game.

    • @sanskritmacgeee1867
      @sanskritmacgeee1867 Před 3 lety +6

      Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!

    • @jimbo2revengeance
      @jimbo2revengeance Před 3 lety +16

      The reason i personally enjoy restarting levels, is the ability to observe how different interactions play out, and how certain elements interact with each other. I might be wrong on some levels, but the majority has so many different interactions that it's most likely impossible to exhaust them all in a single playtrough.

    • @sufferingmp4102
      @sufferingmp4102 Před 3 lety +7

      It feels really Dark Souls-y (I’m so sorry for that comparison)
      But when you die you don’t feel like giving up, and even if you associate the deaths with failure they’re just a way to understand everything better

    • @napalmkitty6686
      @napalmkitty6686 Před 3 lety +2

      When contract mode went dark i lost all interest because for some fucking reason you can only play the story which limits loadouts

  • @God_gundam36
    @God_gundam36 Před 3 lety +471

    I have some nostalgia bias but i enjoyed this game so much more once i switched to easy mode and started playing it like a discount john wick game.

    • @lynackhilou4865
      @lynackhilou4865 Před 3 lety +67

      Yeah same , playing it like a hitman game was frustrating tbh , so I just played it on easy and went crazy ( tbh sometimes I feel this was the game they wanted to make from tge beginning )

    • @eliasnicolasmiranda4940
      @eliasnicolasmiranda4940 Před 3 lety +53

      If you want a game that feels like you are John Wick play Max Payne 3

    • @BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian
      @BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian Před 3 lety +21

      io should make a john wick game, if it was lead by the right folks it could be really cool

    • @Way2MLG4u
      @Way2MLG4u Před 3 lety +9

      @@BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian maybe not a John wick game but they are working a James bind game right now and that seems like it could be phenomenal
      Edit: This coming who’s barely seen any James Bond or 007 media and hasn’t even watched a single movie

    • @BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian
      @BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian Před 3 lety

      @@Way2MLG4u I've only ever seen Dr. no so i cant really say I'm super into the series either, but it definitely has promise. I guess ill keep an eye out for that one. Cheers

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody Před 3 lety +575

    There are many parts of Absolution that seem designed around the crutch of the player having Instinct with no real viable second option, which is odd considering that higher difficulties severely limit the feature. A very misguided entry all around

    • @winternight7156
      @winternight7156 Před 3 lety +24

      You like sneaking around dont you ??

    • @ZoopDaDoop
      @ZoopDaDoop Před 3 lety +7

      Why am I not surprised seeing you here, Critical? Lol
      As I hope Cvit to cover Hitman 3 I sincerely hope to see your input as well! Until then take care!

    • @MerlautJones
      @MerlautJones Před 3 lety +4

      Love your vids mate, but Kane & Lynch: Dead Men was badass!

    • @HarbingerOfTruth1
      @HarbingerOfTruth1 Před 3 lety +2

      The new trilogy does the exact same, keyhole peeking and relying on sound queues is a thing of the past now apparently

    • @akuisbestgirl2448
      @akuisbestgirl2448 Před 2 lety +12

      @@HarbingerOfTruth1 Instinct is completely different in the new game, it doesn't drain away and you don't need to use it when near people in the same disguises

  • @SpontaneousCourage
    @SpontaneousCourage Před 3 lety +689

    You know the genetically engineered automaton that was raised to be a cold blooded killer from birth? Let's give him a Dad arc after having him kill one of the most likable character in the series who was the closest thing he had to family to begin with.
    Also, sexy killer nuns.
    *Someone was paid to write this!*

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 Před 3 lety +93

      Oh god I forgot about that trailer with the nuns.

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 Před 3 lety +56

      The same sexy nuns that had an S&M sex session with another antagonist earlier

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Před 3 lety +94

      I think that any one of the elements could work well if well implemented, having 47 kill Diana could be a very powerful moment, but it would require for it to be built up over the course of the game (so not in the beginning) and be the result of something huge. Having 47 go on the quest to save a little girl from becoming like him could be a very good plot with ways to actually get hindsight on the character's psyche. And SM nuns can be good because it's SM nuns and that sounds pretty much like one of the whacky ideas I can definitely see in Hitman with the mix of religious symbolism, decadence and violence. The real problem is having all 3 at the same time whilst not giving much set up or pay off to any of those and they end up feeling cheap and robbed.
      You could have a game where 47 slowly starts to turn against the Agency for some reason and at some point even ends up killing Diana or you could have 47 do his normal missions but in one he encounters a little girl that is supposed to become like him and then he takes a personal decision to rescue her and then in between missions you have him try to help this girl to find a new life and be safe.
      Both plots could really work and be completely fine, they just royally screwed up in the execution department

    • @therock238360
      @therock238360 Před 3 lety +63

      To be fair, it’s revealed at the end of the game that Diana is alive

    • @brothir
      @brothir Před 3 lety +32

      @@therock238360 Yeah, I distinctly remember that and I haven't even played any Hitman game. Surprised that people are making that basic of a mistake in recollecting this. On the other hand, you could say that the game is really memorable, as I have little interest in the series and can remember basically the entire game blow by blow having watched one playthrough when it first came out.

  • @-roejogan-
    @-roejogan- Před 3 lety +116

    So basically every level in absolution is the first level from blood money

  • @Mobysimo
    @Mobysimo Před 3 lety +110

    Watching this just shows to me that Hitman 2016 took the few things in Absolution that worked and improved them massively

    • @RealTeX1
      @RealTeX1 Před 3 lety +3

      No....no..2016 hitman just...wasnt a good game lets be honest

    • @caelmorgan6817
      @caelmorgan6817 Před 3 lety +61

      @@RealTeX1 It was a great game.

    • @RealTeX1
      @RealTeX1 Před 3 lety +1

      @CARPAINTM3 ha haha yeah okay better then blood money? You mean with episodes every month lmao or the terrible levels or the zero story or better yet the complete lack of actual game it took forever to actually have the full game. Bloody money is better then any hitman game period. If parts of a game is what we consider a "era" shit era

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 Před 3 lety +46

      @@RealTeX1 the world of assassination trilogy is great.

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 Před 3 lety +14

      @@RealTeX1 it was great loved the crowd mechanics

  • @Onimusashi85
    @Onimusashi85 Před 3 lety +369

    As much as this game gets shit on, I actually enjoyed it.
    It's actually thee reason I went on to play Hitman and Hitman 2 and enjoyed them so much.

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 Před 3 lety +40

      I enjoyed it too, but it was so far from the traditional formula it was borderline insulting.

    • @SuziLikesToPlay
      @SuziLikesToPlay Před 3 lety +2

      same here, surprisingly

    • @commandershepard7110
      @commandershepard7110 Před 3 lety +15

      I also enjoyed this game but it was my first hitman game and now I play the new hitman trio logo

    • @charlespancamo576
      @charlespancamo576 Před 3 lety +5

      @@commandershepard7110 You should try original Hitman games - Codename 47, Silent Assasin etc.

    • @sumoneelse3011
      @sumoneelse3011 Před 3 lety +5

      that level in the orphanage was one of my favorites of all Hitman locations!

  • @dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418
    @dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418 Před 3 lety +214

    I guess I was lucky in that Absolution was the first Hitman game I played, so I just saw it as a good game rather than a "bad Hitman" game.

    • @alppp6
      @alppp6 Před 2 lety +14

      same, also i was a kid when i first did so it was quite fun from all the memories ive had

    • @mike04574
      @mike04574 Před rokem +2

      It’s a Bad game

    • @sasaha8389
      @sasaha8389 Před rokem +2

      Yeah i quite enjoyed it. Esp the asylum mission was great. After that i jumped to hitman contracts

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim Před rokem +5

      I can't play the new ones, i get instantly overwhelmed

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim Před rokem +1

      the story is bad though

  • @DeltaAssaultGaming
    @DeltaAssaultGaming Před 3 lety +228

    I didn’t understand how putting on a disguise actually made you more likely to get caught.
    Also, no quick saves. Sucked.

    • @natethegreatreviews
      @natethegreatreviews Před 3 lety +15

      There was checkpoints loo

    • @leftalone64
      @leftalone64 Před 3 lety +26

      @@natethegreatreviews but the checkpoints suck. I enjoy absolution (sometimes), but the way the checkpoints work aren’t really good.

    • @TheEvilDedolok
      @TheEvilDedolok Před 2 lety +9

      It was pretty simple and explained at the start of the game and it is the same mechanic that was in hitman 2 silent assasin. If u use disguise from lets say chef the other chefs know each other and it goes on like this with everything. If u use gangster outfit they know each other well so if u get close they recognize it is someone else.

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 Před 3 lety +155

    With the Saints, leading up to the games release, I always assumed they were gonna be the targets of the entire game. Like, they're supposed to be assassins like 47 so the game would center around them hunting 47 down. Maybe have the usual dynamic of the game flipped, where you're usually the assassin going after a target, you're now protecting the target and rooting out the assassin, who have their own wacky and ridiculous route of assassinating the target giving them personality. They were the focal point of the marketing, the who point of the plot is that 47 is going against the ICA and in a series rife with religious subtext killer nuns is an idea that sounds like something interesting could be done with.
    Then I actually play the game and find out it's now focusing on this rando criminal we just kinda bumped into.

    • @fbritannia
      @fbritannia Před 3 lety +21

      That would have actually been interesting and needed intelligent game and level design, which Absolution does not have.

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Před 3 lety +9

      Ikr? I remember they were so highly publicized that u just assume that they’re gonna be main characters, like they were some OP anime villain group where each one is their own boss battle, it was very disappointing and head-scratching their actual role in the game.

    • @johncarter4956
      @johncarter4956 Před 3 lety +13

      I could even re-write the entire story with the exact same character with the Saints alone.
      Victoria is a relative of Diana, who is being kidnapped by Travis to become the second 47 under his control.
      Diana try to fight back and as a result, 47 are being tasked for her execution.
      However, 47 saved her. Choosing to trust a long time friend rather than some bastard from gods-know-where.
      As Diana and 47 is on the run, Travis use his position to issue a priority 1A Kill-order on both of them. Effectively turning the entire agency against them.
      One of the Assassin coming after them are The Saint, a mop-up commando team made up of former female child soldier (to show off the dark side of ICA dealing with human trafficking business) with Blake Dexter and his company being their arms supplier.
      This would make the game more "blood-money" as you would have the usual Diana briefing, going from place to place as you're on the run as well as THE ACTUAL PLOT!
      Gameplay would be a more cat-and-mouse as now you're not the hunter like usual.
      First few mission would be about gathering information, kill ICA agent operate in the area or kidnap them for interrogation. Later on, The Saint show up and they have the ability to detect your disguise so you might have to use your cover more to hide from them.
      Each member have their own personality and have a different relationship with each other, you can use it to assasinate them.
      Their might be boss battle, like in Codename 47, maybe some of them got a minigun or they got the entire reinforcement to back them up and you can't hide anymore.

    • @ayrtonjoga
      @ayrtonjoga Před 3 lety +5

      @@johncarter4956 That's a lot of great ideas!
      47 protecting Victoria and Diana slightly showing his emotions while being hunted throughout the stages sounds like a very good change of pace

  • @etrs
    @etrs Před 3 lety +253

    The hotel scene and "REMEMBER ME!?" are the greatest parts of this game.

  • @leejones8582
    @leejones8582 Před 3 lety +125

    The graphics still look good

    • @crosselen9766
      @crosselen9766 Před 3 lety +13

      One pal I know who played this game but also studied color palette or some shit said it's not only about the graphic but the overall tonal of this game is why it looks pretty good despite the years it is behind now.

    • @InkGoesFree
      @InkGoesFree Před 3 lety +4

      The graphics looks pretty desaturated for me tbh, and too foggy, too water washed, and too flat. For me I use reshade to improve the graphics later to make it acceptable.

    • @TheCapitalWanderer
      @TheCapitalWanderer Před rokem

      piss filter

  • @Fran-zx5xy
    @Fran-zx5xy Před 3 lety +85

    You don't know, but NPC's can actually alert the guards/cops if you stand still and crouch too much

    • @cezarstefanseghjucan
      @cezarstefanseghjucan Před 2 lety +1

      They don't do that in the new ones.

    • @Fran-zx5xy
      @Fran-zx5xy Před 2 lety +11

      @@cezarstefanseghjucan Yea, I wrote that BCS it's exclusive to absolution

    • @ganr1277
      @ganr1277 Před 2 lety +1

      I understand its gameplay wise purpose, but I supposed it was remove from WoA trilogy because is unreallistic and somewhat useless feature.

    • @Rockhard1492
      @Rockhard1492 Před 7 měsíci +2

      That just cracks me up.
      "GUARDS! QUICK! ARREST THIS MAN! HE IS DUCKING IN A PUBLIC AREA!"

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 Před 7 měsíci

      Pretty much. While hitman isn't exactly known for being realistic, it's detrimental to gameplay and just completely insane that random passersbys would alert fucking police/security to the point they shoot at you just cuz you are squatting. With the absurdly limited instinct mechanics and all the mechanics required to navigate the game being extremely punishing, Absolution in general feels like they went completely overboard in punishing the player in a blind paranoia for the game to be "too easy" when difficulty never was the point and even now in the WoA trilogy, the sandbox lets you basically choose any difficulty. @@ganr1277

  • @ArcherDrake287
    @ArcherDrake287 Před 3 lety +14

    My defense of Hitman Absolution is that 47 is on the run and of course the gameplay, environment, access to his weapons/gadgets and the like are limited/changed. He's not accepting contracts, he's looking for vengeance

  • @jbiel3617
    @jbiel3617 Před 3 lety +54

    I had a really good time playing this back in 2012 but it was my first ever hitman game and it painted a false picture of what the hitman games were actually like. 8 years late I have now played a few more hitman games and have gotta say that blood money was my favourite

  • @needformead2947
    @needformead2947 Před 3 lety +26

    My Internet messed up 3 times while watching this and as a result I watched 5 ads, when you get your check in the mail you're welcome.

  • @user-cm4op2kz3y
    @user-cm4op2kz3y Před 7 měsíci +6

    I love how you can be wearing a disguise that covers your entire face with a mask and still the enemies recognise you

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Yeah, so stupid

    • @4Core100
      @4Core100 Před měsícem

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Its not stupid, they just went with less evil option. Dusguise with covered face would be too OP.

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie Před 3 lety +16

    Absolution was my first hitman game when I got it in late 2017. When I played through it then, I enjoyed it

  • @Nix-nb3zn
    @Nix-nb3zn Před 3 lety +119

    I had a lot of fun with this game even if it is a “black sheep” in the hitman series. Great video man

    • @0ffguy248
      @0ffguy248 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, you know this franchise is a masterpiece when this is considered their worst game

    • @thelastpersononearth9765
      @thelastpersononearth9765 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@0ffguy248The only thing game suffered was not being hitman formula. Well focus story and well acted, game was well polished. physics and graphics were excellent too. But the other games in the series are more enjoyable and memorable.

  • @davisthegamelord
    @davisthegamelord Před rokem +11

    This is a problem Ive had with 47s character in the recent games. They portray him as a necessary evil who kills the shadowy evil groups while in past games he's an amoral killer who will kill anyone he's payed to kill without feeling. The best example of this is the swing king from blood moneys tutorial, he wasnt an evil business man he was just a fuck up whos incompetence resulted in peoples death and one of the victims families hired the ICA to kill him and 47 did it no question. That was part of the point of silent assassin's ending, he tried to go legit and reflect on his past but realized that he can't and is meant to essentially be a grim reaper and accepts that fact. The tone of the previous games was also alot darker, the new games feel more like spy movies (except absolution thats more grindhouse) while the others feel more like dark suspense films.

    • @carsandsports123
      @carsandsports123 Před 6 měsíci

      Just played new trilogy and I'm 100% in lockstep with you. Thank you for putting words into what I was feeling

    • @theuberedredspy8791
      @theuberedredspy8791 Před 17 dny

      In fairness, I'd say this is more because of World of Assassination's focus on the Providence storyline. Before they're revealed, 47 does take out some people that, as far as he's aware, have committed much smaller crimes in comparison to several targets from the older games. Like Jordan Cross who, while definitely a bad person, is definitely tame compared to, say, Curtains Down's targets, or the Meat King. The face-to-face conversation you can have with Cross where he begs for his life even feels inspired by Mr. Swing King.

  • @TBombz
    @TBombz Před 2 lety +20

    15:46 I had absolutely no clue you could kill her that way on 'A New Life'. 10+ years of playing Blood Money and still learning new things lol

  • @jangamaster8677
    @jangamaster8677 Před 3 lety +30

    I loved the old map system in blood money. I really enjoyed using the map on harder difficulty without any NPC icons, it made me feel like a hit man using blueprints. Much more enjoyable than X-ray vision.

  • @Emidextrous
    @Emidextrous Před 3 lety +3

    This video came quicker out than expected, great series! Keep it up!

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred Před rokem +6

    I think Absolution was great for newcomers. It was my first Hitman game and while I understand why OG fans dislike it, I found it really enjoyable and a great introduction to the series. I think they achieved what they set out to do with it

  • @BeccaMidnite
    @BeccaMidnite Před 3 lety +2

    sweet! i've been waiting for this. good timing too i was just watching your previous retrospectives for hitman earlier today :P

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 Před 3 lety +67

    I lost interest the moment that 47, the legendary Silent Assassin was taken down by a giant Danny Trejo and was belittled by a southern hick.
    Not to mention; the nuns.
    What the hell were they thinking with this game?

    •  Před 3 lety +3

      the game was weird but i look at it as a fun action spin off

    • @spacespz5947
      @spacespz5947 Před 3 lety +3

      " giant Danny Trejo" exactly how I remember him

    • @Goldman200
      @Goldman200 Před 3 lety +1

      They tried to make a Tarantino/Rodriguez story

  • @luv83
    @luv83 Před 3 lety +17

    Idk why but I always loved this game. So fucking unhinged and fun to play. I remember playing it on the highest difficulty and trying to perfect run each mission. Was pretty fun to me.

  • @spouwnerring
    @spouwnerring Před 3 lety +18

    Benjamin Travis so little presence in the story that I caped misidentifying Blake Dexter as the main antagonist.

  • @yamingoat
    @yamingoat Před 3 lety +39

    I think absolution still had its merits, I went back and played it again recently and was surprised at how smooth the controls and gameplay still felt, tbh absolution wasn’t a good hitman game but it had the potential to be a really good action game.

    • @cezarstefanseghjucan
      @cezarstefanseghjucan Před 2 lety +7

      It still has better atmosphere than the newer ones. It is way too understated.

    • @konodioda0962
      @konodioda0962 Před 2 lety +9

      @@cezarstefanseghjucan How does this game have better atmosphere than Hitman trilogy (the new one)?

    • @cezarstefanseghjucan
      @cezarstefanseghjucan Před 2 lety +7

      @@konodioda0962 It is much more immersive than having everything clean, orderly with zero map-transformative events. Nothing changes from the beginning until the end of the mission. It had a much more rugged, gloomy and crumbling setting. I like the new games a lot, but they aren't dark and that is a big drawback. Especially with an ignorant composer like Niels Bye Nielsen, who deliberately ignored Jesper Kyd's work.

    • @konodioda0962
      @konodioda0962 Před 2 lety +3

      @@cezarstefanseghjucan If we're getting specific, you can make stuff fall down and break, open doors and break glass.

    • @TheCapitalWanderer
      @TheCapitalWanderer Před rokem +1

      discount john wick

  • @Iloveyusomuch
    @Iloveyusomuch Před 3 lety +8

    DAMN DUDE YOU'RE ON FIRE !! just great content after great content, those retrospective are so cool (even to someone like me who literally don't care at all about the hitman series or other). Great work all around, gonna enjoy those glorious 40 min !

  • @pond0479
    @pond0479 Před 3 lety +13

    The primary reason why Absolution is the black sheep of the series is because of the lack of Agent Smith. He is the one that holds this series together.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked Před 3 lety +1

      ???? The new ones have some Agent Smith Easter eggs but he’s not really that important and they are still really good games

    •  Před 3 lety +2

      @@Chuked its a joke

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked Před 3 lety +1

      @ ok

    • @cezarstefanseghjucan
      @cezarstefanseghjucan Před 2 lety

      Agent Who? Man, I will never bother about Agent Smith's story.

  • @Way2MLG4u
    @Way2MLG4u Před 3 lety +10

    Idea what if Victoria played a role similar to Elizabeth and in Bioshock like if she was useful in gameplay, she could be used to distract npcs or retrieve items and more that would have potential been a cooler use of her character while also developing a bond with the player and 47 that would have helped progress the story in a more believable way, damn what a missed opportunity.

  • @adamz1988
    @adamz1988 Před 3 lety +15

    I actually enjoyed this game very much and I've played blood money before it..

  • @jeannecaelum5167
    @jeannecaelum5167 Před 3 lety +4

    man this video was really informative, now i cant wait to hear your words about the two hitman games next in line. I really like them, but thats just me as a fan looking on them without much game design knowledge ^^

  • @Subpar1224
    @Subpar1224 Před 3 lety +75

    0 assassination targets in a hitman game is literally such an outlandish ridiculous idea I just laughed when I heard that

    • @RealTeX1
      @RealTeX1 Před 3 lety +3

      Still better then hitman 1 2 and soon 3

    • @caelmorgan6817
      @caelmorgan6817 Před 3 lety +7

      @@RealTeX1 What's wrong with Codename 47, Silent Assassin and Contracts?

    • @RealTeX1
      @RealTeX1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@caelmorgan6817 no i ment like 2016 and up ones

    • @ZIGM1NT
      @ZIGM1NT Před 3 lety +20

      @@RealTeX1 you mean the best ones in the series?

    • @RealTeX1
      @RealTeX1 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ZIGM1NT no that would be blood money amd absolution

  • @ozar6528
    @ozar6528 Před 3 lety +50

    Honestly, older Hitman actually are kind of trial and error. I mean, often you open a door and a guard is right behind it and spot you. Sometimes you knock someone out and some fucker across the map see you and freak out. Or you get spot for no damn reason because the AI isnt very consistent. But Lucky Hitman 2016 pretty much fixed every single issue with older Hitman games and thats why i love IoI

    • @yamingoat
      @yamingoat Před 3 lety +4

      That’s kind of what I liked about blood money though, it added a nice bit of a challenge. The newer hitman games are great but feel a little too easy at times

    • @cezarstefanseghjucan
      @cezarstefanseghjucan Před 2 lety +2

      @@yamingoat They have no atmosphere whatsoever. There is no actual music. Even less than in Absolution. It is only gameplay, nothing else.

    • @lucastekkan
      @lucastekkan Před 2 lety +5

      @@cezarstefanseghjucan you don't need music to make an atmosphere, but the game does have music, and a great atmosphere

    • @cezarstefanseghjucan
      @cezarstefanseghjucan Před 2 lety +6

      @@lucastekkan Wrong. It is James Bond wannabe and not Hitman. Jesper Kyd was the real MVP of the soundtrack.

    • @lucastekkan
      @lucastekkan Před 2 lety +7

      @@cezarstefanseghjucan The first games are the most atmospheric of the bunch. Great soundtrack, locations, feeling. Absolution is linear crap with a generic gameplay pandering to low iq shooter players

  • @muskturtle8406
    @muskturtle8406 Před 2 lety +2

    Absolution is a lot of fun. I don't get why ppl complaint it about not being a good hitman game while hitman go is part of the franchise.

  • @ilikepeanuts7396
    @ilikepeanuts7396 Před 3 lety +1

    Hey I got recommended this video after bingeing Red Letter Media and now I'm bingeing your videos they're tremendous. Keep up the great work!

  • @andyallwood
    @andyallwood Před 3 lety +55

    Absolution was my first Hitman game and I loved it straight away, I do believe it's the only game I completed and restarted again. It became my favourite game on the PS3. Hitman 2016 was the reason I bought a PS4.
    When they remastered Absolution and Blood Money for the PS4, I was so excited, of course I loved Absolution and I read about Blood Money being a fan favourite, so was really looking forward to playing both games.
    Anyway, I played Absolution and still loved it, then I started Blood Money...well I was disappointed, I wanted to love this game too, as I'm such a huge fan of the franchise, but I just couldn't get into it.
    Of course the graphics weren't as good as Absolution, but to be fair, it's an older game, so that didn't bother me at all. The controls though, I just couldn't get used to them, they felt clunky, and was really difficult to control.
    I kept saying to myself that it was just because I was used to the great controls of Absolution, Hitman 2016 & Hitman 2 (2018) and that I'd get used to them after a while, but I couldn't, and believe me I tried SO MANY times, I really did, but during the second level, I gave up altogether, and haven't played it since.
    Perhaps if they remade Blood Money in their new games engine, then I might enjoy it.

    • @picklespickle1641
      @picklespickle1641 Před 3 lety +3

      I mean blood money is one of the best games ever but it aged kinda bad.

    • @andyallwood
      @andyallwood Před 3 lety +10

      @@picklespickle1641 perhaps if I played it when it was first released, I would have enjoyed it more, but the controls were awful. I really did try though.

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Před 3 lety +3

      I never knew they remastered those games , Absolution is the only one I played but I hated it, I’m kinda curious to play Blood Money

    • @andyallwood
      @andyallwood Před 3 lety +8

      @@DaDualityofMan The remaster was done in 2019, they made a Absolution/Blood Money twin pack, it's available on the PS4 (and I assume the XBOX equivalent) as a digital download.

    • @MichaelMyers87
      @MichaelMyers87 Před 3 lety +6

      Yea I agree the old Hitman games have terrible controls, I couldn't get into them either. Absolution was the first one I actually beat and it was pretty good. The current trilogy is even better.

  • @choccymilk8491
    @choccymilk8491 Před 2 lety +4

    I actually liked Absolution, but I definitely understand the flaws people dislike about it. It’s personally one of my favorites in the series. It’s silly story wise but not in a bad way, at least in my opinion

  • @Nineteenfivepointfive
    @Nineteenfivepointfive Před 3 lety +1

    Wow. What a great channel. I love the way you talk and you persepctive on games

  • @sayedistrending
    @sayedistrending Před 2 lety +2

    20:12 Whoa! I never even knew you could troll Sanchez with an explosive. I trolled him hand to hand inside the steel cage 🎮💥😃

  • @Laternater
    @Laternater Před 3 lety +10

    Been binging a LOT of Hitman content.. Glad this showed up to round out the night~

  • @RiverdudeCovers
    @RiverdudeCovers Před 3 lety +131

    I was waiting for this 😏

    • @salara2748
      @salara2748 Před 3 lety +6

      I love it when a youtuber I’m subbed to comments on the video of another youtuber I’m subbed to.

    • @boarhead6234
      @boarhead6234 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too my guy, it’s like getting a new movie

    • @TheAxeliono
      @TheAxeliono Před 3 lety

      Salar which CZcams? I don’t remember him referencing one

    • @Kilesfactor
      @Kilesfactor Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheAxeliono Riverdude Covers is a gay jojo memer that does some outlandish shit while also having the voice of an angel climaxing.

    • @TheAxeliono
      @TheAxeliono Před 3 lety +2

      Sai Kisaragi how very.....original of him lol

  • @davidclapp3936
    @davidclapp3936 Před 3 lety +2

    You know that I just watched the rest of your series today? And here I thought I would have to wait a while...

  • @User-om5bv
    @User-om5bv Před 3 lety

    First of all I'm glad I found your channel somehow, second of all, I was a fan and defender of this game, it was an alright game in my memory but after watching this, listening to you and let in the facts and arguments sink in I must say I was wrong, Absolution was worse than I thought, I guess my fanatism for Agent 47 clouded my judgement so oh boy I feel dumb now hahaha, I remember I even pre-ordered the Professional Edition back in the ps3 days. This was a fun and thoughtful video and I thank you for it.

  • @TechniqueSan
    @TechniqueSan Před 3 lety +16

    I'm a huge Hitman fan and have 100%'d all of them, for context. I played this when it came out and I really enjoyed the production value, the game looked good, OST and voice acting were good, plus I really enjoyed how grimy and dirty every location looked. If you were a fan of the series pre-Absolution, then you most likely hated the story, and yeah it's poorly written and has plot holes, but some absurd moments and dialogue redeemed it to me to a certain extent.
    The actual game design decisions were awful to the point of being unbelievable. Its even more baffling considering this followed Blood Money. Absolution was going to be even worse but they backpedaled a bit close to the end of development. 7th generation was a mistake and games were never them same after that.

    • @AlkonKomm
      @AlkonKomm Před 3 lety +2

      im curious to know what exactly you liked about the OST cause previously jesper kyd was responsible for creating so many memorable tracks and I literally cannot remember anything about the hitman absolution soundtrack except for loud horns, despite having put like 40-50h into the game desperately trying to like it

    • @Jaapst
      @Jaapst Před 3 lety +1

      Same ! Unpopular opinion but i agree

    • @HarbingerOfTruth1
      @HarbingerOfTruth1 Před 3 lety

      Having also 100 percented all Hitman games I think Blood Money and Absolution were really bad in terms of story although the remake of the original story in the new games is even worse and I would go so far as to say it is an absolute joke. I think Blood Money is highly overrated and in my opinion Contracts is the by far best the game in terms of design.

  • @Urboyyycarlos
    @Urboyyycarlos Před 2 lety +5

    The best part of this game,specifically was the music
    The main theme was 🔥 and the menu screen with a snake near the silver ballers

  • @hcb29
    @hcb29 Před 3 lety +1

    Please don‘t stop to make these videos Cvit, I know it has to be pretty saddening to make such good videos but people seem only to be interested in your Yu-Gi-Oh vids. But please, don‘t stop do what you‘re passionate about. I love your content and always watch what you upload! 😊

  • @Ivanselectsongs
    @Ivanselectsongs Před 3 lety

    background music is always on point. jumped to a random section of the bid and noticed Gates of Hell playing.

  • @exyille
    @exyille Před 3 lety +7

    I actually had a lot of fun in absolution, i think this game was supposed to be a fps game, that's why i played it like an fps, playing loud = fun.

  • @Maggerama
    @Maggerama Před 2 lety +3

    So enjoyable! You always make such peculiar, yet reasonable points I'd probably never think of.

  • @eingi8597
    @eingi8597 Před 3 lety +2

    The irrational fear of pigs of dr. Green is one of the first dialogues you hear when you are dropped in his lab. Still, Greeen's description does pop out before you are able to overhear this dialogue.

    • @Cvit
      @Cvit  Před 3 lety +3

      I’ve honestly never noticed/heard it before lol

  • @thevoidwalkerbr
    @thevoidwalkerbr Před 2 lety

    I watched this while making some food in my kitchen at 6:00 am
    Ur voice is relaxing

  • @joeytunney5476
    @joeytunney5476 Před 3 lety +13

    Video is 47 minutes, Clever! Another great video by the way, I can’t wait to hear you talk about the modern Hitman games and how they are leaps and bounds better than Hitman Abortion.

    • @spikedkitten1109
      @spikedkitten1109 Před 3 lety +2

      I genuinely cannot tell if you meant to say abortion or not lol

    • @joeytunney5476
      @joeytunney5476 Před 3 lety +2

      @@spikedkitten1109 lol, I did do it on purpose. This is the only Hitman game that I genuinely don’t like, and that’s coming from a diehard fan of the series.

    • @trenchcoats4life891
      @trenchcoats4life891 Před 2 lety +1

      @@joeytunney5476 what's your top 3 favorite hitman games?

    • @joeytunney5476
      @joeytunney5476 Před 2 lety +1

      @@trenchcoats4life891 3rd place is the entire World of Assassination trilogy ( Hitman 1-3) I can’t pick a favorite. 2nd is Hitman Contracts, and 1st is obviously Blood Money.

  • @TheEldritchGoth
    @TheEldritchGoth Před 3 lety +4

    “Diana’s voice being the only tangible part of the ICA” what about Clera 😤😤😤

  • @lachendesgras
    @lachendesgras Před 3 lety +1

    i love this series :D can´t wait to see ur opinion on Hitman 2016

  • @hemangchauhan2864
    @hemangchauhan2864 Před 3 lety +2

    Holy smokes, this was quick!

  • @Ricki_47
    @Ricki_47 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I really hated that blend in with instinct while wearing a disguise especially since instinct last what feels like 3 seconds, no point on even using disguise your better off doing suit only and sneaking around

  • @wantedhume975
    @wantedhume975 Před 3 lety +3

    I went back and played this game after hitman 2 (2018) and what I found to be so off putting is 47 being so emotionally invested. I was so used to his dry, unimpressed, detached delivery of every voice line that hearing him seem so emotionally invested was very strange. Especially considering that this man is not supposed to have a conscience.

  • @bazooka5078
    @bazooka5078 Před 2 lety +2

    i like the world of assassination trilogy and it’s opportunity feature, it dumbs it down a bit for casual audiences to get it while also staying true to the original way the hitman games were made.

  • @JBeats111
    @JBeats111 Před rokem +2

    This video completed my day seriously. Good dinner with a video game doc

  • @vaati8802
    @vaati8802 Před 3 lety +3

    BABE WAKE UP, THE NEW CVIT VID DROPPED

  • @wsnt
    @wsnt Před 2 lety +4

    I remember watching the demo for absolution and playing it a couple of years after and was just like “okay, what’s next?” I didn’t see it as a bad game, I remember a lot of people shitting on it due to it being more hands-on I guess and I enjoyed it like I did with all the others. I can say they tried a different approach with it which isn’t bad and they had a lot of references too. It certainly is a black sheep

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 Před 3 lety +2

    This dude....this dude is the ultimate youtuber, he is rapid firing on all cylinders

  • @jgamez5177
    @jgamez5177 Před rokem +2

    Man when growing up this was the only hitman game that got released when I was young and I remember it being so amazing and just replaying that first mission and now growing up and seeing how awful it actually was (as a hitman game) hits different

  • @kaydgaming
    @kaydgaming Před rokem +3

    As my introduction to Hitman, I really enjoyed it

  • @MrMultiPat
    @MrMultiPat Před 3 lety +4

    A lot of people argued that this game was bad because they tried to base it off the Hitman movies. I've never thought that was true, but it's an interesting argument, since I think it came out around one of the movies release.

    • @Cvit
      @Cvit  Před 3 lety +2

      I don’t think that’s the case as the movie came out 3 years after this game

    • @the_bat_turtle
      @the_bat_turtle Před 3 lety +3

      Cvit there was another Hitman movie released in 2007, it was even worse than Agent 47

    • @MrMultiPat
      @MrMultiPat Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah I think it was the original Hitman 2007 movie that people referred to, since Absolution came out in 2012. Not the 2015 movie.

    • @MrMultiPat
      @MrMultiPat Před 3 lety +1

      I'm still not sure if that argument ever made any sense though, I think your analysis of the development team's changing direction at the beginning of the video is a much more logical explanation.

  • @CourtneyBoling
    @CourtneyBoling Před 3 lety +2

    I felt it with my soul when you mentioned the checkpoint system.
    My biggest problem started in the orphanage, where the lower parts had triggers for npc movement.
    Unlike all the other games, where the tracks start at the beginning.
    Also im glad im not the only one that had a negative opinion on this game.
    Its such a departure from anything Hitman, and my review was just about as scattered since i was just plain upset where the series went.

  • @rootbeer666
    @rootbeer666 Před 3 lety +2

    I thought the cornfield and hiding as a scarecrow was pretty awesome.

  • @MrMultiPat
    @MrMultiPat Před 3 lety +28

    I will never forget playing this game, getting 3-4 missions in and thinking "This doesn't get better. The game isn't gonna turn into Hitman. It's gonna keep with this. I'm done." after which I proceeded to turn it off and permanently shelf it.

    • @KorriTimigan
      @KorriTimigan Před 3 lety +13

      And you were right, it doesn't. About halfway through the game I realised that the stealth gameplay was crap and just started slaughtering everyone in every mission. I had relatively more fun doing that and breezed the rest of the game in a few hours, thus it just became a standard third-person cover shooter. I've never played it again and probably won't.

    • @CarlSlime
      @CarlSlime Před 3 lety

      I had the same epiphany except I may have gone through less missions

    • @MrMultiPat
      @MrMultiPat Před 3 lety +2

      @@CarlSlime Yeah I can't remember if I got two, three or four missions in. I remember getting to the one where you have to escape the police and there's no target to kill and absolutely hating it.

    • @Jaapst
      @Jaapst Před 3 lety

      @@KorriTimigan lol same. Slaughtering was more Fun in this game xD. Still Good game just not a Hitman game

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 Před 3 lety

      Yeah, that's the worst thing about it. It does have the little Chinatown level, which is as big as it seems to get, but at the time I thought "okay, now THIS is when it starts playing like Hitman" then it just goes back to linear shooting.

  • @aaaron7481
    @aaaron7481 Před 3 lety +3

    damn cvit is uploading regularly now? hell yea

  • @jsingh98
    @jsingh98 Před 3 lety

    Hey its joops, glad ur doing well brother!

  • @papasnejk87
    @papasnejk87 Před 2 lety

    I really like the fact that the subtitles are in my native tongue for no apparent reason (still like it though)

  • @Alex_Tea
    @Alex_Tea Před 3 lety +3

    I AM SO READY FOR THIS - THANK YOU CVIT

  • @senseisharktv7380
    @senseisharktv7380 Před 3 lety +2

    I'm currently playing through it for the first time as my first hitman game. I'm going to play the other games when they go on sale.
    I'm liking it so far but I definetly am going to go try them all at some point

    • @zayn1172
      @zayn1172 Před 2 lety

      GG Bro hope you enjoy it 😁👍🏼

  • @ivebeenrobbed
    @ivebeenrobbed Před 3 lety +2

    I see you Cvit, killin it with all these uploads.

  • @aybsselsunbeam8667
    @aybsselsunbeam8667 Před 3 lety +1

    Hitman was never really a game that I'd play.
    But hearing you talk about it with such detail kinda made sound like id try. So thanks for that

  • @GrimDrago
    @GrimDrago Před 3 lety +3

    Is the Smurf pajamas a personal story or just something you thought on the fly?

  • @TH-tf9ke
    @TH-tf9ke Před 3 lety +3

    I enjoyed the atmosphere of this game but that's about it. I loved the police chase through the library and stuff.

  • @d_shuffles
    @d_shuffles Před 2 lety +1

    Damn this was my first Hitman game, I have to admit that I came from the crowd that was into Splinter Cell Conviction and played this like a stealth action game.

  • @TheMrleo2107
    @TheMrleo2107 Před 2 lety +1

    Another point that made me dislike is the change in the settings. Past games, and the new trilogy, put you into very memorable locations, as the rehab, white house, russian prison, etc while absolution just drags you to a sleazy mechanic shop, wrestling match or whatever and that's it.

  • @mitcht2599
    @mitcht2599 Před 3 lety +5

    This was really good, as someone who only got into hitman with this game I was a bit lost at the fan backlash, admittedly from my ignorance. But having watched all your videos I get now the problems and why this game was such a disappointment.

  • @DeRM0907
    @DeRM0907 Před 3 lety +3

    Like he's a member of the Akatsuki I'm dead

  • @murris5591
    @murris5591 Před 2 lety

    your videos are great and pretty funny, your videos remind me of GodzillaMendoza

  • @smooti
    @smooti Před 3 měsíci +1

    Though Hitman Absolution seems to be hated by the community. I have to give it credit for introducing me to the Hitman series as before this game I never heard of the series before. Now I own the entire Hitman collection :). This is one of my favorite games from the series as it was the one that introduced me to "The world of assasination".

  • @jezza899
    @jezza899 Před 3 lety +6

    I play it on purist and its an "ABSOLUTE" ass

  • @Csumbi
    @Csumbi Před 3 lety +3

    the Saints were criminally underutilized characters

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 Před 3 lety

      It did feel cool rigging the gas in that guy’s apartment

  • @rytisliaucys3444
    @rytisliaucys3444 Před 2 lety +2

    I really hated the game. With all my heart.
    I was so hyped for it, but when I played it, it pissed me off. I could never get myself to complete it.
    It felt nothing like a Hitman game, but a rather a very annoying Splinter cell game without all of the fun.
    I am so grateful they went back to the roots.

  • @southparkkenny2
    @southparkkenny2 Před 3 lety

    I had the exact same problem with inventory resetting on Hunter and Hunted.
    Was playing through trying for the Suit Only challenge. I got to the final Chinatown part and the game crashed, then when I reloaded I was in the Police Uniform and all my progress was wasted.

  • @fabiodlx
    @fabiodlx Před 3 lety +2

    This guy is like Joseph Anderson 2.0! Tone and voice too! Easy subscribe.

  • @ierdan4257
    @ierdan4257 Před 3 lety +3

    26:20 I wish I could have tried this game, reminds me of Ôkami.

  • @thekantosoilder6652
    @thekantosoilder6652 Před měsícem

    There are actually syringes in Hitman:Absolution. But they do not work in the same vein as they do in other Hitman games. If you stab a target with it,it will always be lethal, if you stab a non target it will always be non lethal unless thrown

  • @Qatherine
    @Qatherine Před 3 lety +1

    Really do wish more people watched this content its always great

  • @illusionarywallahead1184
    @illusionarywallahead1184 Před 3 lety +4

    47 minute cvit video? oh boy we're eating good tonight!

  • @Kurasunoninki-sha
    @Kurasunoninki-sha Před 3 lety +17

    I like absolution. In retrospect it's not as good as the new games, but its not nearly as bad as people make out. It's like Tarantino directed an entry in a film series. Also its way more re-playable now than the first 2 games. and Also it gave us instinct and unlike the new game still gave us the ability to use dual Silverballers.

  • @michaelh4227
    @michaelh4227 Před 3 lety +2

    Final Fantasy 13, Zelda Skyward Sword, Resident Evil 5/6...
    The early 2010s were really a time where beloved game franchises prioritized presentation over non-linear gameplay huh? That and having that goddamn piss filter to make things look yellow or green.

  • @Justme-vz4px
    @Justme-vz4px Před 3 lety +2

    Despite all of these bad things, which I totally agree with, I love the mechanic of making a human shield and I wish they could also added it to Hitman 3