The Number 1 Thing You Wouldn't Want Before Moving In | Dara Ó Briain
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- čas přidán 11. 01. 2024
- Dara asks the crowd about something you would be certain you wouldn't want to happen before moving into a house, and somehow we transition from ghosts to skid marks in a toilet."
Clip from: Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London ( 2008 )
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Agent 47 - the realtor mission, except it's Dara
🤣🤣🤣 love the image of the feral priests.... 🤣🤣🤣
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When they said ghosts I thought of the scene in Scary Movie 3 where the Japanese realtor is trying desperately to hide all the ghostly goings on in the house he is showing to Cindy.
I cannot get enough of the feral priest jokes. Maybe it's because I very much dislike the one in our village. Very satisfying imagining him one misstep away from the pound.
Brilliant ❤
Watching these clips makes my day better😂
Watching this clip (seen the special quite a few times now) and randomly thinking about my past residences (7 in total)...and realized I'm one of the "even numbered pricks". Every place I have lived has ended in 0, 2 , 4, or 6
I used to live on a block of row houses (all stuck together) & across the street were only 2 houses, one of which (rumor has it) was once a brothel.
I'd have preferred them.
In Canada many people do expect their realtor to tell if the house is haunted.
I think in our country there is an obligation to inform if murder happens
Hang on... Our house has been around since the 18:th century, lots of people have died in here. No plates spinning, unless I'm very drunk. :-)
Hilarious!!!
Funny that every other crowd apparently said "brothel". My parents built their dream retirement house only to find out that the backyard backed onto the backyard of an actual brothel. The mansion behind them had been bought and used by an escort service as a high-end "service location".
A brothel next door would actually appeal to a certain percentage of people though I imagine. It certainly wouldn't bother me as a single, divorced middle aged man.
You basically get free night-time security at the same time if you think about it. Brothels always seem to have heavies on hand whenever I see them on the TV. (I've never been near one in real life that I'm aware of.)
give him a word and leap out of the way, 20 minutes later he's moved from Everest to ghosts to flowers...all of it funny and cogent...
Flooding. Where I live, a house has been on sale for two years as it was the scene of a murder suicide. Beautiful ocean view house, but no one wants it. Also, moved into a rental unit with an actual fecal log in the toilet. Very creepy landlord.
Wow, you’ve ticked off the video’s list of things you don’t want like a bingo card
Just realized that I’ve never lived in an odd numbered apartment or house. Next thought was that I could never live at an address where the house number ended in 3.
“Jimmy Savile used to live here!”
You sir, win the internet today 😂
His house actually still exists
I once moved into an apartment where they were urine drops on the toilet seat. That was just one minor thing that made that apartment nearly uninhabitable. No skid marks but as bad and worse.
In the first flat I ever bought, the toilet had been left in such a disgusting state that before I even moved in, I employed a plumber to replace the whole thing.
1. Murder
2. Skid marks on the toilet
3. Fire
4. Flood
5. Ghosts (boo in the middle of the night)
6. Germans
7. Irish
It's always the reluctance to keep saying "skid marks in the toilet!"
How did no one yell bedbugs?
Because you bring your own bed...
On the subject of feral priests, we had a great man, who knew everyone's name? He had a hurley ready for anybody who knew there might be cash money for grabs, except he didn't want them taking it? So he drove nails through the wood, basically making a lethal weapon but his reasoning was clear, 'them guys wouldn't just need a slap, they'd need to be bleeding too?' No-one ever successfully robbed him, some got converted. A proper Priest.Old school.
Dara, not sure if you read the comments but apart from your incredible intellectual comedy, the thing I love about you most is you are unashamedly a fellow Celtic Atheist. 👏👏👏👍
And you're just brilliant!