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People who would pick Heaven
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Thank you for 4.1k likesss
Mommm I'm famousss
Me
Me ❤
Meeee❤ 100%
It's not pick and choose 😂
It's given to deserving believers
Thank you for these replies ❤
"Do not fall into temptation." - Proceeds to do exactly that.
I can resist everything but temptation.
@@giovannibertocci8944 😂😂same
666 likes DO NOT RUIN IT 💀🔪
@@thedevils3319 well they ruined it
Lmao fr
Moral of the story: *don’t trust the devil*
I hate the devil
@@ciarranichole368everyone Hates the devil
@@ciarranichole368but you didn't have to cut me off
" The devil is a liar says he can give everything you desire everything want to be "
Trust Jesus
Moral of the story is never trust the devil💀
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Guys going to heaven
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Just submit to Jesus and repent, ask him to come into your heart, the gift is free salvation that he gives you.
Idk if I'm going to heaven or hell😅
Me
No
Me
_“Well, it’s your fault for skipping the terms and conditions.”_
Still commenting on most every video I see somehow, good job Pixel
that fine print will always get you...
You are in every shorts!
PCCCCCC!!!!!!
Cartman getting his humancentipad😅
"Well you see, you're a rare 50/50 so-"
*Heaven.*
The most acurate representation of a politician 💀
"Where's my mansion, and the ship and the free bar!?"
"I lied. "
Sickturn
It was florida all along
"It was an ad of heaven
this has 666 likes
"As I have from the very beginning"
A wise man once said “Don’t deal with the devil”
And another wise man said "Don't make a deal with the Devil"
Dude these desperate asf, I know they are bots
Said by the grandfather of two cups Elder Kettle~
Especially if it’s batman
Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman
They like to roll the dice.
By chance they came upon Devil's game
and, gosh, they paid the price
PAID THE PRIIIIIICE!!
And now they're fighting for their lives
on a mission fraught with dread.
And if they proceed
But don't succeed
WELLLLLLLL
THE DEVIL WILL TAKE THEIR HEADS!!
Bro learned the difference between a tourist and an immigrate.
"immigrate" 💀
Immigrant
Bro got scammed 💀💀
People who would choose heaven
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Stop Using Heaven For Likes
Im gonna leave the likes because its at 333
Me
911💀
Yeah
"Oh yeah- no- no. It seems there was a little misunderstanding here. You get that AFTER burning for eternity."
WHENS THE AFTER ETERNITY?!?!
@@nugghoopz564 never
@@nugghoopz564 that’s the joke
"Jokes on you, you said WILL"
LoL 😂😂😂😂
"Do not fall into temptation."
You can't trust the Devil for his actions and words ( really important ) Stay safe guys, snd remember God is with you ☺️🙏
Dude’s friend: “Bro, greed is a sin, why’d you go for hell?”
The dude: “i forgor 💀”
Forgor
Forogor*
@@muhammedmahin7126 forgor*
@@user-dm3qn7wv6v *forgor
@@waluigisupporter4066 forogogor
"Well you do, you just can't use them, see them, or visit them."
@ミ★ Xx_*FuntimeFoxyYT*_xX★彡 bots
At first i taught he would be a slave in all of the things he gets showed and the bar is the place where he gets one hour to choose when he wants to go there and if he was 1 hour there he can't anymore for the rest of eternity
NFTs be like
NFT's are hell leaking onto earth
NFT hell
Never judge a book by its cover
-lesson learned
"Totally understandable" 💀💀💀💀
Just like politicians, “That was the campaign. This is reality.”
LITERALLY
Facts
Aaah another reddit joke
@@vishnu8881 literally nothing to do with reddit
Yeah I don’t know why the guy removed the punchline. This jokes been around for decades
"That's on you for not seeing the stock photo logos! Muahahaha!"
*Edit:* If you see any links in the replies, DO NOT CLICK THEM! They are 100% scams that will either grab your IP or steal your accounts and stuff like that.
Andrew signing off.
_PS Thank you for the likes!_
My inability to read has made me eternally damned
Damn 3.7k likes and its only been 9 hours
Damn
Damn 4.3k likes and no replies. Something is wrong lemme change that.
*Sigh* he should have picked heaven
"Welocme to your eternal damnation!"
Lol 😂
For those who don't understand, everything that was said to happen in hell happens in heaven. Hope this helps!
No because in heaven there are no bars because if you drink you go to hell
POV: you're talking to a military recruiter
Edit: look mom I'm famous!
That’s quite clever
Dang
You ain't wrong. 🤣
Noooooo!!!! XD why is it accurate
😭😭 don’t remind me
God: "I see u chose to be greedy"
"Meh u chose to suffer"
Devil: "I got him right in place"
lol chose to suffer in heaven
Still better than having to listen to a choir 24/7
@@cckiller4378 lmao
@@cckiller4378 it ain’t even that bad. Just got bad taste in Music.
@@cckiller4378 lol I agree 😂😂
The devil will always try to fool
you.but Jesus won't 😇🕊️
"you lied? but why!"
"im satan what do you expect"
69 likes
Im batman*
Rrr
Yeh
Underrated
Lesson; never trust batman
Because I’m batman
your pfp is mine in minecraft lol
Bro when i read this i cackled then began choking.
@@Pewieluvsusame
*BETMEN*
A reminder to never trust the devil at any cost
Obviously HEAVEN ❤❤❤
Who would pick HELL?
"don't deal with the devil"
-cuphead
mugman actually
He now owns the devil his soul 😋
I think no one remembers that game
Cuphead: Hey let’s go to the store!
Mugman: ok
*ends up going to the devil’s casino*
"Well.. Hell has a great advertising campaign."
literally every campaign before voting for president or smth
@@jhonglee7805 fax
Lol true
Moral of the story: Don't be greedy
“Lead is not into temptation, but deliver us from evil…”
"Never listen to the devil"
- a wise man
The wise man is master oogway
“Demons don’t make promises.”
-Stranger
Yep
clausifer
Yeah
John
What are you doing here
People who choose Heaven ✝️❤️
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Bro learned his lesson😂
Devil: well, I'm not exactly known as a truther. More of a lier actually.
liar*
@@mrdiamond64 *liar
@@mrdiamond64 I spelled it how I meant to spell it
@@Mr_NoB0dy20 you need grammar
@@Kiddo185 lmao yeah
"That was only the demo version."
@Mia Nor bot
"pay 59.99 for full tour"
Bro he put the devil horn head but he got batman helmed 💀💀💀
Heaven team
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"Everyone in H3ll gets their own ship"
Don't water evaporates in hell?
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You can swim in the lava because lava is liquid
@@AntoTheAvgeek but a ship is made out of metal 💀
my ship even goes on land💀lava is nothing
@@user-vf8dr 🗿💀🗿💀🗿
“When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.” -John 8:44
Spittin facts
Facts
As an Athei-
amen !
In Islam god said also to not follow the devil because he made the devil to choose from the good and bad and from who will follow and unfollow the devil...
Always remember: Never ever under any circumstances trust the devil
"sitting on clouds"
*Instantly chooses heaven*
"here's a little lesson in trickery"
we are number one 🤪💃🕺
This is going down in history
@@PurpleTheCat If you wanna be a villain number one
@@hiandgoodbye7867 just follow my moves and sneak around. be careful not to make a sound.
@@LilKetchuplol no don't touch that
“Totally understandable”
ROASTED😂😂😂😂
Literally
Team Heaven with Jesus and God
👇🏽❤😄
Bro was talking to a devil what did he expect 😂
My dad always says to me
"I'd rather be a slave in heaven than a king in hell"
Now I understand.
The fact that your name is Cain makes this ironic
That’s a really great lesson! This is something I would like to tell my kids too! ☺️😇
@@S4M_404 cain and able moment
@@bruh8545 literally only the 2nd generation of people and there's already a murder smh
@@S4M_404 haha yes
“sitting on clouds”
nah thats too relaxing i wanna go to heaven-
Heaven all the way ❤❤❤
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"Never shake hands with the devil "
-god
He never said that
@@iiitimothy656 no
@@iiitimothy656 what fun
im sorry but its God
@@lukeypukey4777 what the heck is your user name
hence why we say “devil as/is a lie”
"devil as a lie"
Adidas/flying is a good/ant spaceship/shoe brand/went
@@fakedoorsfordinner1677 adidas is a good shoe brand
@@fakedoorsfordinner1677 flying is a ant spaceship went.
I've never seen the devil lie 🤥 frankly he is far more honest than god
Well, you see- lying is a sin, and if you lie, you go to hell.
Angels who picked heaven:
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Bro took 'never let them know your next move' tp the next level
"the devil is a liar, thief, and brings death"
-kaden pody
“But lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.”
edit: way more likes than I thought.
Amen
Amen.
Amen.
Amen
Amen
BRO GOT RICK ROLLED 💀💀
People in real life actually choose Hell.
This Is actually a message for all
𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓮
Yea it is kinda
Yes « don’t fall into temptation «
@@Floppagworl I don't get it. Why wouldn't I choose the option that sounds better? Is it really that wrong to make decisions towards a happier life...or afterlife?
@@noya3361 well satan is called the father of lies, so the character in this short was foolish to trust him. The problem is that temptation has all these promises of rewards, so you think doing the wrong thing will make you happier, but the one who is ultimately behind these promises is a liar and can't be trusted to actually give you what he said he would
Well, we don't say "The Devil is a lie" for no reason 👀
@@263fr it's a bot, ignore it
@@feintha damn,I thought they were worshipping the devil 💀
@@263fr they are the devil 💀
The Cake is a lie
@@user-jp6oh2mc7r *worse than the devil
“You get your own ship” where are you gonna use it 💀
TEAM HEAVEN
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"that's why im always going to heaven i know devils are liars"
Facts
U never know dear so stop saying that
not all devils are lair's
@@jennietookjiminsjamsandate919 He does, if you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and believe he died in the cross for your sins you’ll be in paradise.
Yep same
I didn’t know Batman was the devil himself 💀
lmao same
I've seen Porsches too many time💀
Who wears a batman mask?
Batman:❌
Devil:✅
Bro took "scam" to a whole new level 💀💀
True so true man ❤
Daaang dude For me i would not be. Caught like maani
"Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil"
Amen
I know that prayer but I’m Muslim ❤
i know this prayer, “Our father, who art in heaven. Hallow be thy name, thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day ore daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses. as we forgive those who trepas against us, and *Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil* “
Amen
@@r.0ckzstar for thine is the kingdom the power and the glory
Sitting on clouds sounds fun
A human that’s not dead goes through the clouds 😮😮
Bro really fell for that💀💀
"do not choose material things as a path of life"
-idk some smart guy
Edit: thx for the likes!
Jesus or smth
Jesus loves y’all!
Ur likes at 666
Choose material things but don’t trust red guy with horns.
- Sun tzu
"Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Amen.
“For thy is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.” Amen.
@@IC3L9Q Fear away, Unholy,
Go rush into darkness,
Thy hail your curse.
Lord of Life and World Thy Jesus
Be at my side to lead the cursed and depressed to spiritual.
Agree the Lord,
Pray for forgiveness
rather burned without satisfaction.
@@IC3L9QHaram! 😶
Amen
🙏
People who would pick heaven
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Bro fell for that
1like let me fix that
Hah he fell for it and got lied so much to imagine this he gets another life but he still chooses hell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bbgtozi7356blud replied to his own comment 💀
Plenty of people nowadays would fall for such a thing, to be honest.
The devil shown heaven
“i know this sounds weird but i think i’d be happier in hell” im sorry idk why that’s funny 😭
Ah well thats just the thing: it isnt
Johnny Depp
@@n00by90 I’m p
@Gavow TheBird Amber turd
Twilight Zone did it
Never trust the devil, he’s a trickster!
Heaven
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I want to live with Jesus because he literally sacrificed for all of us
“ the devil dosent come to u with horns but whatever you have ever wanted” - one wise christan
The devil is a manipulator so it seems like Manny just got deceived💀
When did a christian ever say that.
Or are you just saying a joke
Bro got scammed
im a christsn
Lesson: never trust the devils lie
Yeah
Fr
Or someone who wears a Batman mask🦇
@@kamy779 yeah
Yes
"H3LL"😂😂😂😂😂
Guys, please pick Heaven
The Batman mask got me laughing-
Yeah, I guess Batman's been a bad boy
@@hydradbz456 no, hes the Best
H3LL: This is all a ruse.
“Getting into heaven isn’t how good you are it’s if you belive in Jesus” - a very wise man
I love how you do the Batman mask for the devil it’s just hilarious 😂
69 likes?!
"I'm the Devil, did you really believe I wouldn't lie?"
Sounds about right
THE DEVIL ALWAYS LIE SO NO
@mariabennz2924 its a joke, you good?
Not the bat man mask❤😂😂😂
"There is ur boat"Where blud gon drive it
"Welcome to hell*
*so, school. I go there everyday*
Lol
Never heard that one before
@@bigbeau1758 who asked?
Ah yes, average 12 year old
Very original joke, yes, definitely
"The devil doesn't bargain, he'll only break your heart again." - Alec Benjamin
@Hamim Din islam Yeahh 😏
@Hamim Din islam Alr
it isn’t worth it darling he’s never gonna change
@@averyyyy397 I love the song 🎵 😍
@@SilentSilhoutte me too 😍😍
Team heaven is the best
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God is the best
What did u expect 😂😂😂
“You get to choose between heaven and he-“
“Heaven”
Edit: Don’t click on the links in the comments they can get your ip information about you too stay safe guys
What the hell just happend to a chat 💀
@@DeltaSeven.F idk WHAT DOES IT SAY 18+ CONTENT 👁️👄👁️
@@foxy6178 Its sussy things 💀
What wrong with the replies 💀
The comments bro 💀
Heaven has golden palaces, no sickness, no pain, just happiness
Amen❤❤❤❤🙏
And a optional school!(from what I heard)
yes! and we will have our own mansions!
Amen❤❤❤❤🙏🙏🙏🙏
Amén 🙏
Devil wearing the Batman mask🤣😂🤣
"totally understandable" 💀💀