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  • @Grace_Sibanda
    @Grace_Sibanda Před 8 měsíci +5036

    People who would pick Heaven
    👇
    Thank you for 4.1k likesss
    Mommm I'm famousss

  • @roseyt415
    @roseyt415 Před rokem +62021

    "Do not fall into temptation." - Proceeds to do exactly that.

  • @RamalRoblox
    @RamalRoblox Před 5 měsíci +399

    Moral of the story: *don’t trust the devil*

  • @Rider-bd5rt
    @Rider-bd5rt Před 4 měsíci +70

    Moral of the story is never trust the devil💀

  • @viratvegiraju
    @viratvegiraju Před 8 měsíci +2051

    Guys going to heaven
    👇

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian Před rokem +965

    _“Well, it’s your fault for skipping the terms and conditions.”_

  • @limitleslxl
    @limitleslxl Před 4 měsíci +22

    "Well you see, you're a rare 50/50 so-"
    *Heaven.*

  • @jennyvalsan8714
    @jennyvalsan8714 Před 6 měsíci +83

    The most acurate representation of a politician 💀

  • @StevePlayzOfficial
    @StevePlayzOfficial Před rokem +861

    "Where's my mansion, and the ship and the free bar!?"
    "I lied. "

  • @someoneon
    @someoneon Před rokem +7043

    A wise man once said “Don’t deal with the devil”

    • @Madoka_The_Witch
      @Madoka_The_Witch Před rokem +42

      And another wise man said "Don't make a deal with the Devil"

    • @mladenkrstic4587
      @mladenkrstic4587 Před rokem +15

      Dude these desperate asf, I know they are bots

    • @yourfriendlyartist
      @yourfriendlyartist Před rokem +29

      Said by the grandfather of two cups Elder Kettle~

    • @Glorpusvideos
      @Glorpusvideos Před rokem +5

      Especially if it’s batman

    • @grenuille8733
      @grenuille8733 Před rokem +23

      Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman
      They like to roll the dice.
      By chance they came upon Devil's game
      and, gosh, they paid the price
      PAID THE PRIIIIIICE!!
      And now they're fighting for their lives
      on a mission fraught with dread.
      And if they proceed
      But don't succeed
      WELLLLLLLL
      THE DEVIL WILL TAKE THEIR HEADS!!

  • @HypercatZ
    @HypercatZ Před 7 měsíci +37

    Bro learned the difference between a tourist and an immigrate.

  • @Kevinplayz85
    @Kevinplayz85 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Bro got scammed 💀💀

  • @vmushausha343
    @vmushausha343 Před 8 měsíci +1181

    People who would choose heaven
    👇

  • @naru2863
    @naru2863 Před rokem +7359

    "Oh yeah- no- no. It seems there was a little misunderstanding here. You get that AFTER burning for eternity."

  • @ryoCod
    @ryoCod Před 5 měsíci +5

    "Do not fall into temptation."

  • @RihannaPerrislor
    @RihannaPerrislor Před 4 měsíci +2

    You can't trust the Devil for his actions and words ( really important ) Stay safe guys, snd remember God is with you ☺️🙏

  • @waluigisupporter4066
    @waluigisupporter4066 Před rokem +5731

    Dude’s friend: “Bro, greed is a sin, why’d you go for hell?”
    The dude: “i forgor 💀”

  • @-monlight-2240
    @-monlight-2240 Před rokem +4315

    "Well you do, you just can't use them, see them, or visit them."

    • @Gitiyktkyktkytacc
      @Gitiyktkyktkytacc Před rokem

      @ミ★ Xx_*FuntimeFoxyYT*_xX★彡 bots

    • @orcawueste
      @orcawueste Před rokem +18

      At first i taught he would be a slave in all of the things he gets showed and the bar is the place where he gets one hour to choose when he wants to go there and if he was 1 hour there he can't anymore for the rest of eternity

    • @kylerdoud
      @kylerdoud Před rokem +9

      NFTs be like

    • @spicyman6006
      @spicyman6006 Před rokem +4

      NFT's are hell leaking onto earth

    • @GenericCatboy
      @GenericCatboy Před rokem +1

      NFT hell

  • @Entremity
    @Entremity Před 7 měsíci +23

    Never judge a book by its cover
    -lesson learned

  • @pokemonart4679
    @pokemonart4679 Před 4 měsíci +3

    "Totally understandable" 💀💀💀💀

  • @kleinuzimacki8873
    @kleinuzimacki8873 Před rokem +5874

    Just like politicians, “That was the campaign. This is reality.”

    • @marco7660
      @marco7660 Před rokem +27

      LITERALLY

    • @jeffboi7595
      @jeffboi7595 Před rokem +10

      Facts

    • @vishnu8881
      @vishnu8881 Před rokem +7

      Aaah another reddit joke

    • @TheJJBebop
      @TheJJBebop Před rokem +9

      @@vishnu8881 literally nothing to do with reddit

    • @chrisw5665
      @chrisw5665 Před rokem +4

      Yeah I don’t know why the guy removed the punchline. This jokes been around for decades

  • @andrewrights
    @andrewrights Před rokem +17857

    "That's on you for not seeing the stock photo logos! Muahahaha!"
    *Edit:* If you see any links in the replies, DO NOT CLICK THEM! They are 100% scams that will either grab your IP or steal your accounts and stuff like that.
    Andrew signing off.
    _PS Thank you for the likes!_

  • @MayankYadav_director
    @MayankYadav_director Před 5 dny

    "Welocme to your eternal damnation!"
    Lol 😂

  • @TrainFanExtras
    @TrainFanExtras Před 7 měsíci +3

    For those who don't understand, everything that was said to happen in hell happens in heaven. Hope this helps!

    • @Jameel78889
      @Jameel78889 Před 2 měsíci

      No because in heaven there are no bars because if you drink you go to hell

  • @Tushonka-Ted
    @Tushonka-Ted Před rokem +4315

    POV: you're talking to a military recruiter
    Edit: look mom I'm famous!

  • @lavender_boba8074
    @lavender_boba8074 Před rokem +2889

    God: "I see u chose to be greedy"
    "Meh u chose to suffer"
    Devil: "I got him right in place"

  • @r.lalawmpuii5548
    @r.lalawmpuii5548 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The devil will always try to fool
    you.but Jesus won't 😇🕊️

  • @raliswal
    @raliswal Před rokem +2262

    "you lied? but why!"
    "im satan what do you expect"

  • @silverfox5858
    @silverfox5858 Před 8 měsíci +565

    Lesson; never trust batman

  • @user-fx9dg2sv8n
    @user-fx9dg2sv8n Před 2 měsíci +1

    A reminder to never trust the devil at any cost

  • @najibamuhammad6695
    @najibamuhammad6695 Před 15 dny +1

    Obviously HEAVEN ❤❤❤
    Who would pick HELL?

  • @SharkCal
    @SharkCal Před rokem +276

    "don't deal with the devil"
    -cuphead

  • @Mediocrity_
    @Mediocrity_ Před rokem +954

    "Well.. Hell has a great advertising campaign."

  • @theingisoe2251
    @theingisoe2251 Před 8 dny +1

    Moral of the story: Don't be greedy

  • @asola4567
    @asola4567 Před 6 měsíci +1

    “Lead is not into temptation, but deliver us from evil…”

  • @ademedit
    @ademedit Před rokem +113

    "Never listen to the devil"
    - a wise man

  • @damonyucky
    @damonyucky Před 11 měsíci +1074

    “Demons don’t make promises.”
    -Stranger

  • @NinerEditzz
    @NinerEditzz Před 15 dny +1

    People who choose Heaven ✝️❤️
    👇

  • @sonyaperry8678
    @sonyaperry8678 Před 17 dny

    Bro learned his lesson😂

  • @Mr_NoB0dy20
    @Mr_NoB0dy20 Před rokem +5877

    Devil: well, I'm not exactly known as a truther. More of a lier actually.

  • @lepenx
    @lepenx Před rokem +740

    "That was only the demo version."

  • @EZSP_scripts
    @EZSP_scripts Před měsícem +1

    Bro he put the devil horn head but he got batman helmed 💀💀💀

  • @JeannieHoskins
    @JeannieHoskins Před 3 dny +1

    Heaven team
    👇

  • @BallsCollector
    @BallsCollector Před rokem +5101

    "Everyone in H3ll gets their own ship"
    Don't water evaporates in hell?

  • @Samuel_Rios
    @Samuel_Rios Před rokem +685

    “When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.” -John 8:44

  • @istealyourcookies2
    @istealyourcookies2 Před 5 dny

    Always remember: Never ever under any circumstances trust the devil

  • @ChubTvChubYt
    @ChubTvChubYt Před 5 dny

    "sitting on clouds"
    *Instantly chooses heaven*

  • @mahirturkic5182
    @mahirturkic5182 Před rokem +581

    "here's a little lesson in trickery"

    • @skdeeskdeeskdee6142
      @skdeeskdeeskdee6142 Před rokem +6

      we are number one 🤪💃🕺

    • @PurpleTheCat
      @PurpleTheCat Před rokem +11

      This is going down in history

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Před rokem +8

      @@PurpleTheCat If you wanna be a villain number one

    • @LilKetchuplol
      @LilKetchuplol Před rokem +8

      @@hiandgoodbye7867 just follow my moves and sneak around. be careful not to make a sound.

    • @ScytheXH
      @ScytheXH Před rokem +6

      @@LilKetchuplol no don't touch that

  • @abhilashachauhan8492
    @abhilashachauhan8492 Před 7 měsíci +335

    “Totally understandable”
    ROASTED😂😂😂😂

  • @irsab6126
    @irsab6126 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Team Heaven with Jesus and God
    👇🏽❤😄

  • @JafarAlaa-wc5ny
    @JafarAlaa-wc5ny Před 4 dny

    Bro was talking to a devil what did he expect 😂

  • @Casio_Cain
    @Casio_Cain Před rokem +107

    My dad always says to me
    "I'd rather be a slave in heaven than a king in hell"
    Now I understand.

    • @S4M_404
      @S4M_404 Před rokem +5

      The fact that your name is Cain makes this ironic

    • @jenthompson80
      @jenthompson80 Před rokem +2

      That’s a really great lesson! This is something I would like to tell my kids too! ☺️😇

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 Před rokem +1

      @@S4M_404 cain and able moment

    • @S4M_404
      @S4M_404 Před rokem

      @@bruh8545 literally only the 2nd generation of people and there's already a murder smh

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 Před rokem

      @@S4M_404 haha yes

  • @emi_nswer4ever
    @emi_nswer4ever Před měsícem

    “sitting on clouds”
    nah thats too relaxing i wanna go to heaven-

  • @Paisley-is-here-2
    @Paisley-is-here-2 Před měsícem +1

    Heaven all the way ❤❤❤
    👇

  • @iiitimothy656
    @iiitimothy656 Před 8 měsíci +178

    "Never shake hands with the devil "
    -god

  • @bri7614
    @bri7614 Před rokem +2335

    hence why we say “devil as/is a lie”

    • @yournightmare1144
      @yournightmare1144 Před rokem +37

      "devil as a lie"

    • @fakedoorsfordinner1677
      @fakedoorsfordinner1677 Před rokem +22

      Adidas/flying is a good/ant spaceship/shoe brand/went

    • @M3TABL0X
      @M3TABL0X Před rokem +10

      @@fakedoorsfordinner1677 adidas is a good shoe brand

    • @xsenyus7521
      @xsenyus7521 Před rokem +17

      @@fakedoorsfordinner1677 flying is a ant spaceship went.

    • @justatroll6263
      @justatroll6263 Před rokem +7

      I've never seen the devil lie 🤥 frankly he is far more honest than god

  • @AshfurLovers
    @AshfurLovers Před měsícem +1

    Well, you see- lying is a sin, and if you lie, you go to hell.
    Angels who picked heaven:
    👇

  • @t.b.g.c
    @t.b.g.c Před 5 měsíci

    Bro took 'never let them know your next move' tp the next level

  • @ugandanknuckles376
    @ugandanknuckles376 Před 11 měsíci +14

    "the devil is a liar, thief, and brings death"
    -kaden pody

  • @andrewgerdes9643
    @andrewgerdes9643 Před rokem +649

    “But lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.”
    edit: way more likes than I thought.

  • @Titaneditz23
    @Titaneditz23 Před 2 měsíci

    BRO GOT RICK ROLLED 💀💀

  • @landonmeyer3232
    @landonmeyer3232 Před měsícem +1

    People in real life actually choose Hell.

  • @oliverjones8287
    @oliverjones8287 Před rokem +804

    This Is actually a message for all

    • @Chris-bs7pj
      @Chris-bs7pj Před rokem +8

      𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓮

    • @Birbbb
      @Birbbb Před rokem +1

      Yea it is kinda

    • @Floppagworl
      @Floppagworl Před rokem +1

      Yes « don’t fall into temptation «

    • @noya3361
      @noya3361 Před rokem +3

      @@Floppagworl I don't get it. Why wouldn't I choose the option that sounds better? Is it really that wrong to make decisions towards a happier life...or afterlife?

    • @moderatesoprano9562
      @moderatesoprano9562 Před rokem +14

      ​@@noya3361 well satan is called the father of lies, so the character in this short was foolish to trust him. The problem is that temptation has all these promises of rewards, so you think doing the wrong thing will make you happier, but the one who is ultimately behind these promises is a liar and can't be trusted to actually give you what he said he would

  • @OnlyLilynn44
    @OnlyLilynn44 Před rokem +426

    Well, we don't say "The Devil is a lie" for no reason 👀

    • @feintha
      @feintha Před rokem +1

      @@263fr it's a bot, ignore it

    • @263fr
      @263fr Před rokem

      @@feintha damn,I thought they were worshipping the devil 💀

    • @user-jp6oh2mc7r
      @user-jp6oh2mc7r Před rokem +1

      @@263fr they are the devil 💀

    • @TitleDotJpeg
      @TitleDotJpeg Před rokem

      The Cake is a lie

    • @The_Blue_Ender
      @The_Blue_Ender Před rokem

      @@user-jp6oh2mc7r *worse than the devil

  • @Bacon_gamingyt
    @Bacon_gamingyt Před měsícem

    “You get your own ship” where are you gonna use it 💀

  • @EnochZilla
    @EnochZilla Před 4 měsíci +1

    TEAM HEAVEN
    👇

  • @Tocaboca_girl1230
    @Tocaboca_girl1230 Před rokem +1341

    "that's why im always going to heaven i know devils are liars"

  • @Voice_Ai
    @Voice_Ai Před 11 měsíci +102

    I didn’t know Batman was the devil himself 💀

  • @jnelr.3645
    @jnelr.3645 Před měsícem +1

    I've seen Porsches too many time💀

  • @ricks4066
    @ricks4066 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Who wears a batman mask?
    Batman:❌
    Devil:✅

  • @themaskedhec9596
    @themaskedhec9596 Před 11 měsíci +195

    Bro took "scam" to a whole new level 💀💀

  • @Ducky_Memes387
    @Ducky_Memes387 Před rokem +1052

    "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil"

    • @lindastabler4297
      @lindastabler4297 Před rokem +17

      Amen

    • @imtiazchaudhry8659
      @imtiazchaudhry8659 Před rokem +5

      I know that prayer but I’m Muslim ❤

    • @r.0ckzstar
      @r.0ckzstar Před 11 měsíci +14

      i know this prayer, “Our father, who art in heaven. Hallow be thy name, thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day ore daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses. as we forgive those who trepas against us, and *Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil* “

    • @TechGamingwithVanshSandhu
      @TechGamingwithVanshSandhu Před 11 měsíci

      Amen

    • @chrissyeditslove
      @chrissyeditslove Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@r.0ckzstar for thine is the kingdom the power and the glory

  • @MYLBLeauge
    @MYLBLeauge Před 4 dny +1

    Sitting on clouds sounds fun
    A human that’s not dead goes through the clouds 😮😮

  • @tdg325
    @tdg325 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Bro really fell for that💀💀

  • @duz8
    @duz8 Před rokem +1270

    "do not choose material things as a path of life"
    -idk some smart guy
    Edit: thx for the likes!

  • @totallynotcinnamoroll
    @totallynotcinnamoroll Před 11 měsíci +72

    "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Amen.

    • @DVPHNEYX
      @DVPHNEYX Před 11 měsíci +3

      “For thy is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.” Amen.

    • @AlvinTheChipmunk51
      @AlvinTheChipmunk51 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@IC3L9Q Fear away, Unholy,
      Go rush into darkness,
      Thy hail your curse.
      Lord of Life and World Thy Jesus
      Be at my side to lead the cursed and depressed to spiritual.
      Agree the Lord,
      Pray for forgiveness
      rather burned without satisfaction.

    • @palestinabaddie
      @palestinabaddie Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@IC3L9QHaram! 😶

    • @hailey_13137
      @hailey_13137 Před 11 měsíci

      Amen

    • @kimayraa1864
      @kimayraa1864 Před 10 měsíci

      🙏

  • @Layla.174
    @Layla.174 Před měsícem +1

    People who would pick heaven
    👇

  • @bbgtozi7356
    @bbgtozi7356 Před 8 měsíci +343

    Bro fell for that

    • @bbgtozi7356
      @bbgtozi7356 Před 6 měsíci +2

      1like let me fix that

    • @RuthHeinze-pf3ri
      @RuthHeinze-pf3ri Před 6 měsíci +1

      Hah he fell for it and got lied so much to imagine this he gets another life but he still chooses hell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mohammed-oh8rs
      @Mohammed-oh8rs Před 6 měsíci

      @@bbgtozi7356blud replied to his own comment 💀

    • @rangefromtblt4047
      @rangefromtblt4047 Před 6 měsíci

      Plenty of people nowadays would fall for such a thing, to be honest.

    • @disorb2
      @disorb2 Před 5 měsíci

      The devil shown heaven

  • @astrqs_
    @astrqs_ Před rokem +341

    “i know this sounds weird but i think i’d be happier in hell” im sorry idk why that’s funny 😭

  • @NeedsSunChips
    @NeedsSunChips Před 2 měsíci +1

    Never trust the devil, he’s a trickster!
    Heaven
    👇

  • @Colinplayz19
    @Colinplayz19 Před měsícem +1

    I want to live with Jesus because he literally sacrificed for all of us

  • @00envy0
    @00envy0 Před 8 měsíci +444

    “ the devil dosent come to u with horns but whatever you have ever wanted” - one wise christan

    • @OptimalHades80
      @OptimalHades80 Před 8 měsíci +10

      The devil is a manipulator so it seems like Manny just got deceived💀

    • @Lvtdgb_40m
      @Lvtdgb_40m Před 8 měsíci +3

      When did a christian ever say that.
      Or are you just saying a joke

    • @JaMareeDothard
      @JaMareeDothard Před 7 měsíci

      Bro got scammed

    • @user-ol5gb8pc4j
      @user-ol5gb8pc4j Před 7 měsíci

      im a christsn

  • @memergas740
    @memergas740 Před 11 měsíci +273

    Lesson: never trust the devils lie

  • @MVGojiYT209
    @MVGojiYT209 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "H3LL"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bethlehemkahsay9427
    @bethlehemkahsay9427 Před 5 dny +1

    Guys, please pick Heaven

  • @Strawberrytheoffical
    @Strawberrytheoffical Před rokem +550

    The Batman mask got me laughing-

  • @Aurora-Welch
    @Aurora-Welch Před 4 dny

    H3LL: This is all a ruse.

  • @lesley171
    @lesley171 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “Getting into heaven isn’t how good you are it’s if you belive in Jesus” - a very wise man

  • @KK-jv6hh
    @KK-jv6hh Před rokem +166

    I love how you do the Batman mask for the devil it’s just hilarious 😂

  • @jurassicjonahpe5294
    @jurassicjonahpe5294 Před 11 měsíci +229

    "I'm the Devil, did you really believe I wouldn't lie?"

  • @roxanaglogowska1393
    @roxanaglogowska1393 Před 24 dny +1

    Not the bat man mask❤😂😂😂

  • @perojankuloski2299
    @perojankuloski2299 Před měsícem +1

    "There is ur boat"Where blud gon drive it

  • @novemberrobinson5584
    @novemberrobinson5584 Před rokem +123

    "Welcome to hell*
    *so, school. I go there everyday*

  • @SilentSilhoutte
    @SilentSilhoutte Před rokem +127

    "The devil doesn't bargain, he'll only break your heart again." - Alec Benjamin

  • @Skyblacin
    @Skyblacin Před dnem

    Team heaven is the best
    👇
    God is the best

  • @user-bu9uw8rg1y
    @user-bu9uw8rg1y Před 9 dny +1

    What did u expect 😂😂😂

  • @The_Creatorr
    @The_Creatorr Před rokem +1224

    “You get to choose between heaven and he-“
    “Heaven”
    Edit: Don’t click on the links in the comments they can get your ip information about you too stay safe guys

    • @DeltaSeven.F
      @DeltaSeven.F Před rokem +50

      What the hell just happend to a chat 💀

    • @foxy6178
      @foxy6178 Před rokem +13

      @@DeltaSeven.F idk WHAT DOES IT SAY 18+ CONTENT 👁️👄👁️

    • @DeltaSeven.F
      @DeltaSeven.F Před rokem +10

      @@foxy6178 Its sussy things 💀

    • @rotasu1674
      @rotasu1674 Před rokem +5

      What wrong with the replies 💀

    • @zquit4050
      @zquit4050 Před rokem +8

      The comments bro 💀

  • @the-Rronant
    @the-Rronant Před 11 měsíci +479

    Heaven has golden palaces, no sickness, no pain, just happiness

  • @user-gz2yh8pj9l
    @user-gz2yh8pj9l Před 8 dny

    Devil wearing the Batman mask🤣😂🤣

  • @bts_paved_theway
    @bts_paved_theway Před 4 měsíci

    "totally understandable" 💀💀