Heaven or H3LL
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People who would pick Heaven
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Thank you for 4.1k likesss
Mommm I'm famousss
Me
Me ❤
Meeee❤ 100%
It's not pick and choose 😂
It's given to deserving believers
Thank you for these replies ❤
"Do not fall into temptation." - Proceeds to do exactly that.
I can resist everything but temptation.
@@giovannibertocci8944 😂😂same
666 likes DO NOT RUIN IT 💀🔪
@@thedevils3319 well they ruined it
Lmao fr
Moral of the story: *don’t trust the devil*
I hate the devil
@@ciarranichole368everyone Hates the devil
@@ciarranichole368but you didn't have to cut me off
" The devil is a liar says he can give everything you desire everything want to be "
Trust Jesus
“Totally understandable”
ROASTED😂😂😂😂
Literally
Guys going to heaven
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Just submit to Jesus and repent, ask him to come into your heart, the gift is free salvation that he gives you.
Idk if I'm going to heaven or hell😅
Me
No
Me
_“Well, it’s your fault for skipping the terms and conditions.”_
Still commenting on most every video I see somehow, good job Pixel
that fine print will always get you...
You are in every shorts!
PCCCCCC!!!!!!
Cartman getting his humancentipad😅
Moral of the story is never trust the devil💀
9
"Well you see, you're a rare 50/50 so-"
*Heaven.*
"Where's my mansion, and the ship and the free bar!?"
"I lied. "
Sickturn
It was florida all along
"It was an ad of heaven
this has 666 likes
"As I have from the very beginning"
"Oh yeah- no- no. It seems there was a little misunderstanding here. You get that AFTER burning for eternity."
WHENS THE AFTER ETERNITY?!?!
@@nugghoopz564 never
@@nugghoopz564 that’s the joke
"Jokes on you, you said WILL"
LoL 😂😂😂😂
The most acurate representation of a politician 💀
Bro learned the difference between a tourist and an immigrate.
"immigrate" 💀
Immigrant
A wise man once said “Don’t deal with the devil”
And another wise man said "Don't make a deal with the Devil"
Dude these desperate asf, I know they are bots
Said by the grandfather of two cups Elder Kettle~
Especially if it’s batman
Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman
They like to roll the dice.
By chance they came upon Devil's game
and, gosh, they paid the price
PAID THE PRIIIIIICE!!
And now they're fighting for their lives
on a mission fraught with dread.
And if they proceed
But don't succeed
WELLLLLLLL
THE DEVIL WILL TAKE THEIR HEADS!!
Dude’s friend: “Bro, greed is a sin, why’d you go for hell?”
The dude: “i forgor 💀”
Forgor
Forogor*
@@muhammedmahin7126 forgor*
@@user-dm3qn7wv6v *forgor
@@waluigisupporter4066 forogogor
Bro got scammed 💀💀
"Do not fall into temptation."
"Well you do, you just can't use them, see them, or visit them."
@ミ★ Xx_*FuntimeFoxyYT*_xX★彡 bots
At first i taught he would be a slave in all of the things he gets showed and the bar is the place where he gets one hour to choose when he wants to go there and if he was 1 hour there he can't anymore for the rest of eternity
NFTs be like
NFT's are hell leaking onto earth
NFT hell
Just like politicians, “That was the campaign. This is reality.”
LITERALLY
Facts
Aaah another reddit joke
@@vishnu8881 literally nothing to do with reddit
Yeah I don’t know why the guy removed the punchline. This jokes been around for decades
This kid makes everybody childhood better
Never judge a book by its cover
-lesson learned
People who would choose heaven
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Stop Using Heaven For Likes
Im gonna leave the likes because its at 333
Me
911💀
Yeah
God: "I see u chose to be greedy"
"Meh u chose to suffer"
Devil: "I got him right in place"
lol chose to suffer in heaven
Still better than having to listen to a choir 24/7
@@cckiller4378 lmao
@@cckiller4378 it ain’t even that bad. Just got bad taste in Music.
@@cckiller4378 lol I agree 😂😂
“Lead is not into temptation, but deliver us from evil…”
"Totally understandable" 💀💀💀💀
"That's on you for not seeing the stock photo logos! Muahahaha!"
*Edit:* If you see any links in the replies, DO NOT CLICK THEM! They are 100% scams that will either grab your IP or steal your accounts and stuff like that.
Andrew signing off.
_PS Thank you for the likes!_
My inability to read has made me eternally damned
Damn 3.7k likes and its only been 9 hours
Damn
Damn 4.3k likes and no replies. Something is wrong lemme change that.
*Sigh* he should have picked heaven
"you lied? but why!"
"im satan what do you expect"
69 likes
Im batman*
Rrr
Yeh
Underrated
A reminder to never trust the devil at any cost
For those who don't understand, everything that was said to happen in hell happens in heaven. Hope this helps!
No because in heaven there are no bars because if you drink you go to hell
POV: you're talking to a military recruiter
Edit: look mom I'm famous!
That’s quite clever
Dang
You ain't wrong. 🤣
Noooooo!!!! XD why is it accurate
😭😭 don’t remind me
Lesson; never trust batman
Because I’m batman
your pfp is mine in minecraft lol
Bro when i read this i cackled then began choking.
@@Pewieluvsusame
*BETMEN*
You can't trust the Devil for his actions and words ( really important ) Stay safe guys, snd remember God is with you ☺️🙏
People who choose Heaven ✝️❤️
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Devil: well, I'm not exactly known as a truther. More of a lier actually.
liar*
@@mrdiamond64 *liar
@@mrdiamond64 I spelled it how I meant to spell it
@@Mr_NoB0dy20 you need grammar
@@Kiddo185 lmao yeah
"Never listen to the devil"
- a wise man
The wise man is master oogway
People Who Prefer Heaven Instead
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Dawg everyone wants to be in heaven🤦♂️
People who would pick heaven
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"don't deal with the devil"
-cuphead
mugman actually
He now owns the devil his soul 😋
I think no one remembers that game
Cuphead: Hey let’s go to the store!
Mugman: ok
*ends up going to the devil’s casino*
“Demons don’t make promises.”
-Stranger
Yep
Ye
clausifer
Yeah
John
The devil will always try to fool
you.but Jesus won't 😇🕊️
"H3LL"😂😂😂😂😂
"Well.. Hell has a great advertising campaign."
literally every campaign before voting for president or smth
@@jhonglee7805 fax
Lol true
"Everyone in H3ll gets their own ship"
Don't water evaporates in hell?
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You can swim in the lava because lava is liquid
@@AntoTheAvgeek but a ship is made out of metal 💀
my ship even goes on land💀lava is nothing
@@user-vf8dr 🗿💀🗿💀🗿
Who wears a batman mask?
Batman:❌
Devil:✅
People in real life actually choose Hell.
My dad always says to me
"I'd rather be a slave in heaven than a king in hell"
Now I understand.
The fact that your name is Cain makes this ironic
That’s a really great lesson! This is something I would like to tell my kids too! ☺️😇
@@S4M_404 cain and able moment
@@bruh8545 literally only the 2nd generation of people and there's already a murder smh
@@S4M_404 haha yes
"That was only the demo version."
@Mia Nor bot
"pay 59.99 for full tour"
Team Heaven with Jesus and God
👇🏽❤😄
"the devil is a liar, thief, and brings death"
-kaden pody
"here's a little lesson in trickery"
we are number one 🤪💃🕺
This is going down in history
@@PurpleTheCat If you wanna be a villain number one
@@hiandgoodbye7867 just follow my moves and sneak around. be careful not to make a sound.
@@LilKetchuplol no don't touch that
Bro he put the devil horn head but he got batman helmed 💀💀💀
Obviously HEAVEN ❤❤❤
Who would pick HELL?
“When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.” -John 8:44
Spittin facts
Facts
As an Athei-
amen !
In Islam god said also to not follow the devil because he made the devil to choose from the good and bad and from who will follow and unfollow the devil...
Well, you see- lying is a sin, and if you lie, you go to hell.
Angels who picked heaven:
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"sitting on clouds,"
"Yes,"
"What?"
"YES!"
This Is actually a message for all
𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓮
Yea it is kinda
Yes « don’t fall into temptation «
@@Floppagworl I don't get it. Why wouldn't I choose the option that sounds better? Is it really that wrong to make decisions towards a happier life...or afterlife?
@@noya3361 well satan is called the father of lies, so the character in this short was foolish to trust him. The problem is that temptation has all these promises of rewards, so you think doing the wrong thing will make you happier, but the one who is ultimately behind these promises is a liar and can't be trusted to actually give you what he said he would
"Never shake hands with the devil "
-god
He never said that
@@iiitimothy656 no
@@iiitimothy656 what fun
im sorry but its God
@@lukeypukey4777 what the heck is your user name
People who love God
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TEAM HEAVEN
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hence why we say “devil as/is a lie”
"devil as a lie"
Adidas/flying is a good/ant spaceship/shoe brand/went
@@fakedoorsfordinner1677 adidas is a good shoe brand
@@fakedoorsfordinner1677 flying is a ant spaceship went.
I've never seen the devil lie 🤥 frankly he is far more honest than god
"that's why im always going to heaven i know devils are liars"
Facts
U never know dear so stop saying that
not all devils are lair's
@@jennietookjiminsjamsandate919 He does, if you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and believe he died in the cross for your sins you’ll be in paradise.
Yep same
Moral of the story: don't be fooled by your greed
“Getting into heaven isn’t how good you are it’s if you belive in Jesus” - a very wise man
Well, we don't say "The Devil is a lie" for no reason 👀
@@263fr it's a bot, ignore it
@@feintha damn,I thought they were worshipping the devil 💀
@@263fr they are the devil 💀
The Cake is a lie
@@user-jp6oh2mc7r *worse than the devil
"We are just friends! "
*Not even a minute later*
"We are not *JUST* friends"
Moral of the story: DON'T TRUST BATMAN
I didn’t know Batman was the devil himself 💀
lmao same
“But lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.”
edit: way more likes than I thought.
Amen
Amen.
Amen.
Amen
Amen
Guess I’m set and don’t need to change😂…then I finished the video😮
People who love god
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"Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil"
Amen
I know that prayer but I’m Muslim ❤
i know this prayer, “Our father, who art in heaven. Hallow be thy name, thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day ore daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses. as we forgive those who trepas against us, and *Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil* “
Amen
@@r.0ckzstar for thine is the kingdom the power and the glory
As a christian this is a scary representation of what satan actually does-
It so accurate
It is really really accurate as to Satan in the Bible.
Satan would totally pull gags like this and then laugh after you fell for his tricks.
He does this in the real physical world, you think money and popularity and fame actually means anything or gets you anywhere?? It’s just a facade for this temporary existence we’re in.
Like saving the world last year with me
so satan wears a batman mask?
Moral of the Story: NEVER TRUST THE DEVIL👹
“sitting on clouds”
nah thats too relaxing i wanna go to heaven-
"Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Amen.
“For thy is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.” Amen.
@@IC3L9Q Fear away, Unholy,
Go rush into darkness,
Thy hail your curse.
Lord of Life and World Thy Jesus
Be at my side to lead the cursed and depressed to spiritual.
Agree the Lord,
Pray for forgiveness
rather burned without satisfaction.
@@IC3L9QHaram! 😶
Amen
🙏
Bro took "scam" to a whole new level 💀💀
True so true man ❤
Daaang dude For me i would not be. Caught like maani
.. dude just took us through the entire Sunday school in less than 2 minutes 😂
"There is ur boat"Where blud gon drive it
“ the devil dosent come to u with horns but whatever you have ever wanted” - one wise christan
The devil is a manipulator so it seems like Manny just got deceived💀
When did a christian ever say that.
Or are you just saying a joke
Bro got scammed
im a christsn
"Welcome to hell*
*so, school. I go there everyday*
Lol
Never heard that one before
@@bigbeau1758 who asked?
Ah yes, average 12 year old
Very original joke, yes, definitely
Team heaven
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I've seen Porsches too many time💀
“i know this sounds weird but i think i’d be happier in hell” im sorry idk why that’s funny 😭
Ah well thats just the thing: it isnt
Johnny Depp
@@n00by90 I’m p
@Gavow TheBird Amber turd
Twilight Zone did it
Plot twist: The devil was just going to show him his neighbors 😂😂
Heaven all the way ❤❤❤
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Devil : your 50 , 50 so you need to see hell and heaven to choo-
Me : h e a v e n
Heaven any day of the week, baby!
Hell yea! *_N-N-NO I DIDN'T MEA-_*
@@Shtickyaight hilarious 🤣
@@Shtickyaight lmfao
@@Shtickyaight Say HOLY YEAH
He gets dragged under the ship, gets seduced by the woman, and is forced to drink until he dies
But.....he's already dead
@@RoshneeMusic exactly
The reason that he's in that place is bc he died
He's not alive in hell you don't die and you dont live
@@RoshneeMusicoh no that means death loop
Never trust the devil, he’s a trickster!
Heaven
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“It’s called marketing sir, ever heard of it?”
"do not choose material things as a path of life"
-idk some smart guy
Edit: thx for the likes!
Jesus or smth
Jesus loves y’all!
Ur likes at 666
Choose material things but don’t trust red guy with horns.
- Sun tzu
I love how you do the Batman mask for the devil it’s just hilarious 😂
69 likes?!
Devil: *sings “you’ve been trolled”*
I would never choose HELL over Heaven because I love heaven and god is my savior
"I'm the Devil, did you really believe I wouldn't lie?"
Sounds about right
THE DEVIL ALWAYS LIE SO NO
@mariabennz2924 its a joke, you good?
My reaction: and you believed the Devil because...??? 🤣🤣🤣
I dint know Batman was in hell…💀💀💀
The Devil really is a politician. Bro campaigned, got elected, and went back on everything he said
Bro fell for that
1like let me fix that
Hah he fell for it and got lied so much to imagine this he gets another life but he still chooses hell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bbgtozi7356blud replied to his own comment 💀
Plenty of people nowadays would fall for such a thing, to be honest.
The devil shown heaven
“The devil doesn’t come at you with wings and horns, it comes after you with everything you want”
oof thats a bit tough to choose I aint gonna want to sing unless I want to stuff but better off then feeling the burn that i had before 💀
Wait, so that means I can't see my mom is heaven?
Now i knou where my soul went
He also comes dressed like batman
He comes after u with batarangs
My humor alone would get me into H3LL
People who would pick Heaven
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