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  • @Grace_Sibanda
    @Grace_Sibanda Před 8 měsíci +4544

    People who would pick Heaven
    👇
    Thank you for 4.1k likesss
    Mommm I'm famousss

  • @roseyt415
    @roseyt415 Před rokem +61879

    "Do not fall into temptation." - Proceeds to do exactly that.

  • @RamalRoblox
    @RamalRoblox Před 4 měsíci +292

    Moral of the story: *don’t trust the devil*

  • @abhilashachauhan8492
    @abhilashachauhan8492 Před 7 měsíci +311

    “Totally understandable”
    ROASTED😂😂😂😂

  • @viratvegiraju
    @viratvegiraju Před 7 měsíci +1970

    Guys going to heaven
    👇

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian Před rokem +953

    _“Well, it’s your fault for skipping the terms and conditions.”_

  • @Rider-bd5rt
    @Rider-bd5rt Před 3 měsíci +37

    Moral of the story is never trust the devil💀

  • @limitleslxl
    @limitleslxl Před 3 měsíci +15

    "Well you see, you're a rare 50/50 so-"
    *Heaven.*

  • @StevePlayzOfficial
    @StevePlayzOfficial Před rokem +855

    "Where's my mansion, and the ship and the free bar!?"
    "I lied. "

  • @naru2863
    @naru2863 Před rokem +7358

    "Oh yeah- no- no. It seems there was a little misunderstanding here. You get that AFTER burning for eternity."

  • @jennyvalsan8714
    @jennyvalsan8714 Před 6 měsíci +81

    The most acurate representation of a politician 💀

  • @HypercatZ
    @HypercatZ Před 6 měsíci +37

    Bro learned the difference between a tourist and an immigrate.

  • @someoneon
    @someoneon Před rokem +7036

    A wise man once said “Don’t deal with the devil”

    • @Madoka_The_Witch
      @Madoka_The_Witch Před rokem +42

      And another wise man said "Don't make a deal with the Devil"

    • @mladenkrstic4587
      @mladenkrstic4587 Před rokem +15

      Dude these desperate asf, I know they are bots

    • @yourfriendlyartist
      @yourfriendlyartist Před rokem +29

      Said by the grandfather of two cups Elder Kettle~

    • @Glorpusvideos
      @Glorpusvideos Před rokem +5

      Especially if it’s batman

    • @grenuille8733
      @grenuille8733 Před rokem +23

      Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman
      They like to roll the dice.
      By chance they came upon Devil's game
      and, gosh, they paid the price
      PAID THE PRIIIIIICE!!
      And now they're fighting for their lives
      on a mission fraught with dread.
      And if they proceed
      But don't succeed
      WELLLLLLLL
      THE DEVIL WILL TAKE THEIR HEADS!!

  • @waluigisupporter4066
    @waluigisupporter4066 Před rokem +5727

    Dude’s friend: “Bro, greed is a sin, why’d you go for hell?”
    The dude: “i forgor 💀”

  • @Kevinplayz85
    @Kevinplayz85 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Bro got scammed 💀💀

  • @ryoCod
    @ryoCod Před 4 měsíci +5

    "Do not fall into temptation."

  • @-monlight-2240
    @-monlight-2240 Před rokem +4313

    "Well you do, you just can't use them, see them, or visit them."

    • @Gitiyktkyktkytacc
      @Gitiyktkyktkytacc Před rokem

      @ミ★ Xx_*FuntimeFoxyYT*_xX★彡 bots

    • @orcawueste
      @orcawueste Před rokem +18

      At first i taught he would be a slave in all of the things he gets showed and the bar is the place where he gets one hour to choose when he wants to go there and if he was 1 hour there he can't anymore for the rest of eternity

    • @kylerdoud
      @kylerdoud Před rokem +9

      NFTs be like

    • @spicyman6006
      @spicyman6006 Před rokem +4

      NFT's are hell leaking onto earth

    • @GenericCatboy
      @GenericCatboy Před rokem +1

      NFT hell

  • @kleinuzimacki8873
    @kleinuzimacki8873 Před rokem +5874

    Just like politicians, “That was the campaign. This is reality.”

    • @marco7660
      @marco7660 Před rokem +27

      LITERALLY

    • @jeffboi7595
      @jeffboi7595 Před rokem +10

      Facts

    • @vishnu8881
      @vishnu8881 Před rokem +7

      Aaah another reddit joke

    • @TheJJBebop
      @TheJJBebop Před rokem +9

      @@vishnu8881 literally nothing to do with reddit

    • @chrisw5665
      @chrisw5665 Před rokem +4

      Yeah I don’t know why the guy removed the punchline. This jokes been around for decades

  • @puritywandurwa2806
    @puritywandurwa2806 Před 7 měsíci +5

    This kid makes everybody childhood better

  • @Entremity
    @Entremity Před 7 měsíci +23

    Never judge a book by its cover
    -lesson learned

  • @vmushausha343
    @vmushausha343 Před 7 měsíci +1174

    People who would choose heaven
    👇

  • @lavender_boba8074
    @lavender_boba8074 Před rokem +2890

    God: "I see u chose to be greedy"
    "Meh u chose to suffer"
    Devil: "I got him right in place"

  • @asola4567
    @asola4567 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “Lead is not into temptation, but deliver us from evil…”

  • @pokemonart4679
    @pokemonart4679 Před 3 měsíci +3

    "Totally understandable" 💀💀💀💀

  • @andrewrights
    @andrewrights Před rokem +17858

    "That's on you for not seeing the stock photo logos! Muahahaha!"
    *Edit:* If you see any links in the replies, DO NOT CLICK THEM! They are 100% scams that will either grab your IP or steal your accounts and stuff like that.
    Andrew signing off.
    _PS Thank you for the likes!_

  • @raliswal
    @raliswal Před rokem +2261

    "you lied? but why!"
    "im satan what do you expect"

  • @user-fx9dg2sv8n
    @user-fx9dg2sv8n Před 2 měsíci +1

    A reminder to never trust the devil at any cost

  • @TrainFanExtras
    @TrainFanExtras Před 6 měsíci +3

    For those who don't understand, everything that was said to happen in hell happens in heaven. Hope this helps!

    • @Jameel78889
      @Jameel78889 Před 2 měsíci

      No because in heaven there are no bars because if you drink you go to hell

  • @Tushonka-Ted
    @Tushonka-Ted Před rokem +4315

    POV: you're talking to a military recruiter
    Edit: look mom I'm famous!

  • @silverfox5858
    @silverfox5858 Před 8 měsíci +566

    Lesson; never trust batman

  • @RihannaPerrislor
    @RihannaPerrislor Před 3 měsíci +2

    You can't trust the Devil for his actions and words ( really important ) Stay safe guys, snd remember God is with you ☺️🙏

  • @NinerEditzz
    @NinerEditzz Před 5 dny +1

    People who choose Heaven ✝️❤️
    👇

  • @Mr_NoB0dy20
    @Mr_NoB0dy20 Před rokem +5878

    Devil: well, I'm not exactly known as a truther. More of a lier actually.

  • @ademedit
    @ademedit Před rokem +113

    "Never listen to the devil"
    - a wise man

  • @Spider-Man-bb2ef
    @Spider-Man-bb2ef Před 2 měsíci +1

    People Who Prefer Heaven Instead
    👇

    • @indraask8005
      @indraask8005 Před 2 měsíci

      Dawg everyone wants to be in heaven🤦‍♂️

  • @Layla.174
    @Layla.174 Před měsícem +1

    People who would pick heaven
    👇

  • @SharkCal
    @SharkCal Před rokem +276

    "don't deal with the devil"
    -cuphead

  • @damonyucky
    @damonyucky Před 11 měsíci +1073

    “Demons don’t make promises.”
    -Stranger

  • @r.lalawmpuii5548
    @r.lalawmpuii5548 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The devil will always try to fool
    you.but Jesus won't 😇🕊️

  • @BurningGojira209
    @BurningGojira209 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "H3LL"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mediocrity_
    @Mediocrity_ Před rokem +953

    "Well.. Hell has a great advertising campaign."

  • @BallsCollector
    @BallsCollector Před rokem +5103

    "Everyone in H3ll gets their own ship"
    Don't water evaporates in hell?

  • @ricks4066
    @ricks4066 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Who wears a batman mask?
    Batman:❌
    Devil:✅

  • @landonmeyer3232
    @landonmeyer3232 Před měsícem +1

    People in real life actually choose Hell.

  • @Casio_Cain
    @Casio_Cain Před rokem +107

    My dad always says to me
    "I'd rather be a slave in heaven than a king in hell"
    Now I understand.

    • @S4M_404
      @S4M_404 Před rokem +5

      The fact that your name is Cain makes this ironic

    • @jenthompson80
      @jenthompson80 Před rokem +2

      That’s a really great lesson! This is something I would like to tell my kids too! ☺️😇

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 Před rokem +1

      @@S4M_404 cain and able moment

    • @S4M_404
      @S4M_404 Před rokem

      @@bruh8545 literally only the 2nd generation of people and there's already a murder smh

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 Před rokem

      @@S4M_404 haha yes

  • @lepenx
    @lepenx Před rokem +739

    "That was only the demo version."

  • @irsab6126
    @irsab6126 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Team Heaven with Jesus and God
    👇🏽❤😄

  • @ugandanknuckles376
    @ugandanknuckles376 Před 11 měsíci +14

    "the devil is a liar, thief, and brings death"
    -kaden pody

  • @mahirturkic5182
    @mahirturkic5182 Před rokem +580

    "here's a little lesson in trickery"

    • @skdeeskdeeskdee6142
      @skdeeskdeeskdee6142 Před rokem +6

      we are number one 🤪💃🕺

    • @PurpleTheCat
      @PurpleTheCat Před rokem +11

      This is going down in history

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Před rokem +8

      @@PurpleTheCat If you wanna be a villain number one

    • @LilKetchuplol
      @LilKetchuplol Před rokem +8

      @@hiandgoodbye7867 just follow my moves and sneak around. be careful not to make a sound.

    • @ScytheXH
      @ScytheXH Před rokem +6

      @@LilKetchuplol no don't touch that

  • @EZSP_scripts
    @EZSP_scripts Před měsícem +1

    Bro he put the devil horn head but he got batman helmed 💀💀💀

  • @najibamuhammad6695
    @najibamuhammad6695 Před 6 dny +1

    Obviously HEAVEN ❤❤❤
    Who would pick HELL?

  • @Samuel_Rios
    @Samuel_Rios Před rokem +686

    “When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.” -John 8:44

  • @AshfurLovers
    @AshfurLovers Před měsícem +1

    Well, you see- lying is a sin, and if you lie, you go to hell.
    Angels who picked heaven:
    👇

  • @Arkvalentine-vk1bx
    @Arkvalentine-vk1bx Před 4 měsíci

    "sitting on clouds,"
    "Yes,"
    "What?"
    "YES!"

  • @oliverjones8287
    @oliverjones8287 Před rokem +804

    This Is actually a message for all

    • @Chris-bs7pj
      @Chris-bs7pj Před rokem +8

      𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓮

    • @Birbbb
      @Birbbb Před rokem +1

      Yea it is kinda

    • @Floppagworl
      @Floppagworl Před rokem +1

      Yes « don’t fall into temptation «

    • @noya3361
      @noya3361 Před rokem +3

      @@Floppagworl I don't get it. Why wouldn't I choose the option that sounds better? Is it really that wrong to make decisions towards a happier life...or afterlife?

    • @moderatesoprano9562
      @moderatesoprano9562 Před rokem +14

      ​@@noya3361 well satan is called the father of lies, so the character in this short was foolish to trust him. The problem is that temptation has all these promises of rewards, so you think doing the wrong thing will make you happier, but the one who is ultimately behind these promises is a liar and can't be trusted to actually give you what he said he would

  • @iiitimothy656
    @iiitimothy656 Před 8 měsíci +178

    "Never shake hands with the devil "
    -god

  • @Sluxerr
    @Sluxerr Před měsícem +1

    People who love God
    👇

  • @EnochZilla
    @EnochZilla Před 4 měsíci +1

    TEAM HEAVEN
    👇

  • @bri7614
    @bri7614 Před rokem +2336

    hence why we say “devil as/is a lie”

    • @yournightmare1144
      @yournightmare1144 Před rokem +37

      "devil as a lie"

    • @fakedoorsfordinner1677
      @fakedoorsfordinner1677 Před rokem +22

      Adidas/flying is a good/ant spaceship/shoe brand/went

    • @M3TABL0X
      @M3TABL0X Před rokem +10

      @@fakedoorsfordinner1677 adidas is a good shoe brand

    • @xsenyus7521
      @xsenyus7521 Před rokem +17

      @@fakedoorsfordinner1677 flying is a ant spaceship went.

    • @justatroll6263
      @justatroll6263 Před rokem +7

      I've never seen the devil lie 🤥 frankly he is far more honest than god

  • @Tocaboca_girl1230
    @Tocaboca_girl1230 Před rokem +1342

    "that's why im always going to heaven i know devils are liars"

  • @Aventan7636
    @Aventan7636 Před měsícem

    Moral of the story: don't be fooled by your greed

  • @lesley171
    @lesley171 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “Getting into heaven isn’t how good you are it’s if you belive in Jesus” - a very wise man

  • @OnlyLilynn44
    @OnlyLilynn44 Před rokem +427

    Well, we don't say "The Devil is a lie" for no reason 👀

    • @feintha
      @feintha Před rokem +1

      @@263fr it's a bot, ignore it

    • @263fr
      @263fr Před rokem

      @@feintha damn,I thought they were worshipping the devil 💀

    • @user-jp6oh2mc7r
      @user-jp6oh2mc7r Před rokem +1

      @@263fr they are the devil 💀

    • @TitleDotJpeg
      @TitleDotJpeg Před rokem

      The Cake is a lie

    • @The_Blue_Ender
      @The_Blue_Ender Před rokem

      @@user-jp6oh2mc7r *worse than the devil

  • @YourLocalSomeoneSlays
    @YourLocalSomeoneSlays Před 11 měsíci +3

    "We are just friends! "
    *Not even a minute later*
    "We are not *JUST* friends"

  • @KailasnathNair
    @KailasnathNair Před měsícem

    Moral of the story: DON'T TRUST BATMAN

  • @Voice_Ai
    @Voice_Ai Před 11 měsíci +102

    I didn’t know Batman was the devil himself 💀

  • @andrewgerdes9643
    @andrewgerdes9643 Před rokem +648

    “But lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.”
    edit: way more likes than I thought.

  • @RandomGuyOverHere1
    @RandomGuyOverHere1 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Guess I’m set and don’t need to change😂…then I finished the video😮

  • @luzveronicaardondediaz5097

    People who love god
    👇

  • @Ducky_Memes387
    @Ducky_Memes387 Před rokem +1052

    "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil"

    • @lindastabler4297
      @lindastabler4297 Před rokem +17

      Amen

    • @imtiazchaudhry8659
      @imtiazchaudhry8659 Před rokem +5

      I know that prayer but I’m Muslim ❤

    • @r.0ckzstar
      @r.0ckzstar Před 11 měsíci +14

      i know this prayer, “Our father, who art in heaven. Hallow be thy name, thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day ore daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses. as we forgive those who trepas against us, and *Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil* “

    • @TechGamingwithVanshSandhu
      @TechGamingwithVanshSandhu Před 11 měsíci

      Amen

    • @chrissyeditslove
      @chrissyeditslove Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@r.0ckzstar for thine is the kingdom the power and the glory

  • @Emmanuella777
    @Emmanuella777 Před rokem +207

    As a christian this is a scary representation of what satan actually does-

    • @dominickvu4911
      @dominickvu4911 Před rokem +15

      It so accurate

    • @LoopyAnh
      @LoopyAnh Před rokem +19

      It is really really accurate as to Satan in the Bible.
      Satan would totally pull gags like this and then laugh after you fell for his tricks.

    • @sabbathpriest3755
      @sabbathpriest3755 Před rokem +12

      He does this in the real physical world, you think money and popularity and fame actually means anything or gets you anywhere?? It’s just a facade for this temporary existence we’re in.

    • @basilplushie2534
      @basilplushie2534 Před rokem +1

      Like saving the world last year with me

    • @Xanarchy111
      @Xanarchy111 Před rokem +1

      so satan wears a batman mask?

  • @dennisreil1994
    @dennisreil1994 Před měsícem

    Moral of the Story: NEVER TRUST THE DEVIL👹

  • @emi_nswer4ever
    @emi_nswer4ever Před 25 dny

    “sitting on clouds”
    nah thats too relaxing i wanna go to heaven-

  • @totallynotcinnamoroll
    @totallynotcinnamoroll Před 11 měsíci +72

    "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Amen.

    • @DVPHNEYX
      @DVPHNEYX Před 11 měsíci +3

      “For thy is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.” Amen.

    • @AlvinTheChipmunk51
      @AlvinTheChipmunk51 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@IC3L9Q Fear away, Unholy,
      Go rush into darkness,
      Thy hail your curse.
      Lord of Life and World Thy Jesus
      Be at my side to lead the cursed and depressed to spiritual.
      Agree the Lord,
      Pray for forgiveness
      rather burned without satisfaction.

    • @palestinabaddie
      @palestinabaddie Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@IC3L9QHaram! 😶

    • @hailey_13137
      @hailey_13137 Před 10 měsíci

      Amen

    • @kimayraa1864
      @kimayraa1864 Před 10 měsíci

      🙏

  • @themaskedhec9596
    @themaskedhec9596 Před 11 měsíci +195

    Bro took "scam" to a whole new level 💀💀

  • @paulanyaks2560
    @paulanyaks2560 Před 6 měsíci

    .. dude just took us through the entire Sunday school in less than 2 minutes 😂

  • @perojankuloski2299
    @perojankuloski2299 Před měsícem +1

    "There is ur boat"Where blud gon drive it

  • @00envy0
    @00envy0 Před 8 měsíci +444

    “ the devil dosent come to u with horns but whatever you have ever wanted” - one wise christan

    • @OptimalHades80
      @OptimalHades80 Před 7 měsíci +10

      The devil is a manipulator so it seems like Manny just got deceived💀

    • @Lvtdgb_40m
      @Lvtdgb_40m Před 7 měsíci +3

      When did a christian ever say that.
      Or are you just saying a joke

    • @JaMareeDothard
      @JaMareeDothard Před 7 měsíci

      Bro got scammed

    • @user-ol5gb8pc4j
      @user-ol5gb8pc4j Před 7 měsíci

      im a christsn

  • @novemberrobinson5584
    @novemberrobinson5584 Před rokem +123

    "Welcome to hell*
    *so, school. I go there everyday*

  • @user-uh1cu2su8s
    @user-uh1cu2su8s Před 5 měsíci +1

    Team heaven
    👇

  • @jnelr.3645
    @jnelr.3645 Před měsícem +1

    I've seen Porsches too many time💀

  • @astrqs_
    @astrqs_ Před rokem +341

    “i know this sounds weird but i think i’d be happier in hell” im sorry idk why that’s funny 😭

  • @Goody2ShoesYT
    @Goody2ShoesYT Před 5 měsíci

    Plot twist: The devil was just going to show him his neighbors 😂😂

  • @Paisley-is-here-2
    @Paisley-is-here-2 Před měsícem +1

    Heaven all the way ❤❤❤
    👇

  • @snowmoth865
    @snowmoth865 Před rokem +273

    Devil : your 50 , 50 so you need to see hell and heaven to choo-
    Me : h e a v e n

  • @elijahrobohm6242
    @elijahrobohm6242 Před rokem +1650

    He gets dragged under the ship, gets seduced by the woman, and is forced to drink until he dies

  • @NeedsSunChips
    @NeedsSunChips Před 2 měsíci +1

    Never trust the devil, he’s a trickster!
    Heaven
    👇

  • @FantomAviation
    @FantomAviation Před 24 dny

    “It’s called marketing sir, ever heard of it?”

  • @duz8
    @duz8 Před rokem +1270

    "do not choose material things as a path of life"
    -idk some smart guy
    Edit: thx for the likes!

  • @KK-jv6hh
    @KK-jv6hh Před rokem +166

    I love how you do the Batman mask for the devil it’s just hilarious 😂

  • @garsrandom4358
    @garsrandom4358 Před 6 měsíci

    Devil: *sings “you’ve been trolled”*

  • @user-xi5zj4wc3w
    @user-xi5zj4wc3w Před 5 měsíci +1

    I would never choose HELL over Heaven because I love heaven and god is my savior

  • @jurassicjonahpe5294
    @jurassicjonahpe5294 Před 11 měsíci +229

    "I'm the Devil, did you really believe I wouldn't lie?"

  • @hazbinotakusimp2182
    @hazbinotakusimp2182 Před rokem +6

    My reaction: and you believed the Devil because...??? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @therss
    @therss Před 4 měsíci +1

    I dint know Batman was in hell…💀💀💀

  • @duskgaming18
    @duskgaming18 Před 4 měsíci

    The Devil really is a politician. Bro campaigned, got elected, and went back on everything he said

  • @bbgtozi7356
    @bbgtozi7356 Před 8 měsíci +343

    Bro fell for that

    • @bbgtozi7356
      @bbgtozi7356 Před 6 měsíci +2

      1like let me fix that

    • @RuthHeinze-pf3ri
      @RuthHeinze-pf3ri Před 6 měsíci +1

      Hah he fell for it and got lied so much to imagine this he gets another life but he still chooses hell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mohammed-oh8rs
      @Mohammed-oh8rs Před 6 měsíci

      @@bbgtozi7356blud replied to his own comment 💀

    • @rangefromtblt4047
      @rangefromtblt4047 Před 6 měsíci

      Plenty of people nowadays would fall for such a thing, to be honest.

    • @disorb2
      @disorb2 Před 5 měsíci

      The devil shown heaven

  • @woodie3590
    @woodie3590 Před rokem +508

    “The devil doesn’t come at you with wings and horns, it comes after you with everything you want”

  • @gameraustin1234
    @gameraustin1234 Před 3 měsíci

    My humor alone would get me into H3LL

  • @elisasilvas3547
    @elisasilvas3547 Před 3 dny

    People who would pick Heaven
    👇