Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

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  • čas přidán 10. 12. 2020
  • Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4vLBnQ...
    Follow me: / wilbursoot
    / wilbursoot
    E-Girl: / chiffonhaha
    Merch: bit.ly/WilburSootMerch
    Edited: me and / elodie.gif
    Music used:
    Guitar, Vocals, Drums, Piano by Wilbur Soot
    Backing Vocals: Chevy
    Bass by Dmitry Lisenko
    Trumpets by Isaac Beer
    Produced by Wilbur Soot
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Komentáře • 185K

  • @WilburPlays
    @WilburPlays  Před 3 lety +124413

    OUT NOW ON ALL MUSIC STORES!
    Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4vLBnQtece15fFhqWxZvJP?si=qthZHi4pRHSwGsUMLQjWtw

  • @phileinevos9927
    @phileinevos9927 Před 3 lety +5697

    ‘People lose their accent when they sing’
    WilburSoot: I’m built different

    • @qgent2850
      @qgent2850 Před 3 lety +26

      Who said that?

    • @qgent2850
      @qgent2850 Před 3 lety +15

      @@whoisedie1127 DELETE YOUR COMMENT GO ALONG WITH THE SING

    • @atonicity9827
      @atonicity9827 Před 3 lety +79

      @@whoisedie1127 Americans have an accent lol, you dont gain an American accent when you start singing and American isn't the default so you couldn't really lose your accent.

    • @zorostoenails1061
      @zorostoenails1061 Před 3 lety +36

      @@atonicity9827 I was born in America but some of my family is British. I have many cousins in the Uk I don't even know. When I sing I sound slightly British. In my family it's common for me or dad to say something common like, grass, pavement, the word actually, shower. Things like that, that we just pronounce in more of a British accent on accident

    • @cypherware1553
      @cypherware1553 Před 3 lety +22

      i sing in British, no matter the song i sing in British. i have no idea why

  • @wasteful__7720
    @wasteful__7720 Před 3 lety +3355

    Wilbur: emails "I'm not gay tho"
    Message not sent

  • @bigbearn
    @bigbearn Před 2 měsíci +2205

    "Jared, the one who took you away from me" not all heroes wear capes

    • @Lys_J
      @Lys_J Před 2 měsíci +48

      Underrated comment

    • @sajeedkhan2168
      @sajeedkhan2168 Před 2 měsíci +23

      Oh my days 😂

    • @sqwurrx
      @sqwurrx Před 2 měsíci +71

      And we thought jared was the bad guy here

    • @Thesmpgirl
      @Thesmpgirl Před 2 měsíci +34

      I think Jared was a good person all along

    • @thrive2458
      @thrive2458 Před 2 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kaya2644
    @kaya2644 Před měsícem +119

    This Jared guy actually seems like a really chill dude ngl

  • @natalie1008
    @natalie1008 Před 3 lety +2422

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Wilbur holding a spray bottle to his head: “Jason Derulo”

    • @TheyHateCal
      @TheyHateCal Před 3 lety +9

      yesyesyssysyeysysyeys

    • @citlalihaha786
      @citlalihaha786 Před 3 lety +9

      I REALLY SAID, “jason derulo???”

    • @pandora3052
      @pandora3052 Před 3 lety +8

      Hahaha yh. The only reason I came to the comments was to see what people said about the Jason Derulo part 🤣

    • @pixelwashere9720
      @pixelwashere9720 Před 3 lety +4

      I KNEW I WASNT INSANE AND DIDNT JUST HALLICUNATE IT

    • @celestialkitten
      @celestialkitten Před 3 lety +1

      wait when

  • @cj_662
    @cj_662 Před 2 měsíci +953

    maturing is realizing that jared was just looking out for her

    • @wcodm1212
      @wcodm1212 Před 2 měsíci +6

      What did wilbur do?

    • @marcopelle5234
      @marcopelle5234 Před 2 měsíci +50

      @@wcodm1212 abused his ex girlfriend

    • @cringelord7776
      @cringelord7776 Před 2 měsíci +13

      Wasn't this song meant to be ironic and Jared never did anything wrong anyway?

    • @timoteotorres7940
      @timoteotorres7940 Před 2 měsíci +5

      man i was so mad at jared first i heard this

    • @mawiya9507
      @mawiya9507 Před měsícem

      Real

  • @Starlight-ko6uy
    @Starlight-ko6uy Před 2 měsíci +149

    Just like all good plot twists, there were hints in the beginning.

  • @dellasuz5854
    @dellasuz5854 Před 3 lety +4050

    “i think you accidentally blocked me”
    yeah sounds like somthing wilbur would say

  • @rocketleaguesilver4535
    @rocketleaguesilver4535 Před 2 lety +4795

    Facts about wilbur:
    He’s in your twitch chat
    He is a good singer
    But he’s not gay though

  • @Eyeshellfeet
    @Eyeshellfeet Před měsícem +55

    2:25
    "I'm not allowed in Disney World"
    Me: did you bite Micky?

  • @Riaaa__yyy
    @Riaaa__yyy Před 2 měsíci +89

    Jared was tryna look out for her fr

  • @carysbilawchuk1133
    @carysbilawchuk1133 Před 3 lety +2480

    Me vibing to the song:
    The song out of no where: JaSoN DeRulO

  • @delylahhershberger4508
    @delylahhershberger4508 Před 3 lety +4268

    “I’ve thought about what he looks like nude”
    “I’m nOt Gay ThOUGh”
    The change in pitch of his voice

  • @discordianesimo7489
    @discordianesimo7489 Před 2 měsíci +1228

    Remember my friend showing me this and thinking “yeah he’s gonna get exposed for something” i feel so vindicated

    • @ishaalimtiaz6715
      @ishaalimtiaz6715 Před 2 měsíci +94

      Gods... I thought he was putting on an act/persona to make fun of people like this! But no... he ended up being one himself.

    • @LuxM00nlight-di7fh
      @LuxM00nlight-di7fh Před 2 měsíci +30

      Man I don’t wanna sound like one of those people but I KNOW I wasn’t the only one hearing the red flags in this song

    • @destroyerofmorons
      @destroyerofmorons Před 2 měsíci +21

      @@LuxM00nlight-di7fh Its just a joke parody song, dont look so deep into it

    • @Cobbledevil
      @Cobbledevil Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@destroyerofmoronswdym he abused someone

    • @scurly0792
      @scurly0792 Před 2 měsíci +14

      @@Cobbledevil it's only after that comes up that everyone goes 'oh I knew all along this must be a secret message'

  • @fridgenuker5000
    @fridgenuker5000 Před měsícem +54

    Respect to Jared for keeping this girl safe.

  • @molly1802
    @molly1802 Před 3 lety +2070

    holding a squirt bottle to his the head
    background: Jason derulo

    • @annabeldelfabbro3774
      @annabeldelfabbro3774 Před 3 lety +2

      When? Time stamp?

    • @haydenblair9448
      @haydenblair9448 Před 3 lety +5

      @@annabeldelfabbro3774 3:40

    • @sk1dm4rks21
      @sk1dm4rks21 Před 3 lety +2

      @@annabeldelfabbro3774 3:41 !

    • @marysinnott16
      @marysinnott16 Před 3 lety +17

      fhkdjfkd i noticed that too, my family always laughs at how jason derulo says his name in like all his songs so i’m glad we’re not the only people that think that

    • @lilyschmuker5394
      @lilyschmuker5394 Před 3 lety +1

      @@annabeldelfabbro3774 3:41

  • @vi9781
    @vi9781 Před 3 lety +2690

    "Ive though about what he looks like nude"
    "I'm not gay though"
    Everyone: Understandable, have a great day."

  • @lisardthings
    @lisardthings Před 2 měsíci +51

    Comparing the comments from 3 years ago and 3 weeks ago is hilarious

  • @rissyrizz
    @rissyrizz Před 2 měsíci +307

    bro showed us his true colours from the start and we were colourblind

    • @tihamichy
      @tihamichy Před 2 měsíci +24

      It wasn't a persona damn

    • @ALTsquared
      @ALTsquared Před 2 měsíci +21

      god this comment actually goes hard

    • @junjun8855
      @junjun8855 Před 8 dny +4

      random commenter writes the hardest line in decades

    • @realinfinity620
      @realinfinity620 Před 2 dny

      Like another guy who got accused shortly after (he ended up being innocent luckily)

  • @w1zuve
    @w1zuve Před 3 lety +3306

    Wilbur: JaSon DeRuLo
    Tommy: “I dint know who Jason Derulo was until I watched this video”

  • @realgangmember
    @realgangmember Před 3 lety +2097

    no one:
    fanboyinnit: IVE SAT THERE

  • @truestoriesinc423
    @truestoriesinc423 Před 2 měsíci +170

    i think this is the first and last time this dude is picking up a cleaning bottle...?

    • @weirdpringleschip
      @weirdpringleschip Před 2 měsíci +1

      Bruh 😂

    • @comedynerd7103
      @comedynerd7103 Před měsícem +1

      I don't get the cleaning bottle reference what's the joke?

    • @totaldisgrace
      @totaldisgrace Před 4 dny +2

      @@comedynerd7103 his ex said that he hardly ever cleaned his house

  • @Duckable
    @Duckable Před 2 měsíci +46

    Jared was just looking out for her 🔥🔥

  • @zero.3462
    @zero.3462 Před 3 lety +2598

    “Most people lose their accent while singing”
    Wilbur: what the Jared-

    • @mari_isGenLost
      @mari_isGenLost Před 3 lety +25

      Hello fellow sheep

    • @zero.3462
      @zero.3462 Před 3 lety +17

      @@mari_isGenLost hello sheep fellow.

    • @doomslayer5897
      @doomslayer5897 Před 3 lety +7

      @@zero.3462 I've killed sheep so look like demons also you want to see someone from the sheep game with the honeymoon

    • @zero.3462
      @zero.3462 Před 3 lety +5

      @@doomslayer5897 fuck, k, you pretty badass ngl.

    • @skylarwhiteyo5154
      @skylarwhiteyo5154 Před 3 lety +2

      LMAO

  • @vellerisyy
    @vellerisyy Před 3 lety +3747

    "maybe if he wasnt fine as hell"
    "he's pretty fine"

  • @LifeHasBeenSliced
    @LifeHasBeenSliced Před 2 měsíci +178

    This Wilbur guy sure does have great taste when it comes to writing songs. I wonder what else he's tasted.......

  • @SmallBoy_
    @SmallBoy_ Před 2 měsíci +562

    I just realized, Jared wasn't so bad after all.

    • @Customs25
      @Customs25 Před 2 měsíci +2

      😂

    • @AlAqmar27
      @AlAqmar27 Před 2 měsíci

      context??

    • @keanu1727
      @keanu1727 Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@AlAqmar27wilbur was accused of abusing his gf, by biting, which there are clips of him biting a camera, or a clip where he said to niki “ tell them how i treat you bad” she said that he bites her, then after these allegations, he put out of of the worst apologies i’ve ever seen, basically not apologizing and blaming her

    • @willisalive.
      @willisalive. Před 18 dny

      @@keanu1727 bros kinky😂

  • @maplecookie_125
    @maplecookie_125 Před 3 lety +3518

    *plot twist: Jschlatt did the ending noises with his mic*

  • @PuppsonxSqmeer
    @PuppsonxSqmeer Před 3 lety +3396

    She’s beauty, she’s grace, she has a profile picture of tommy’s elbow

  • @Xannaxity
    @Xannaxity Před 2 měsíci +43

    Bro's gonna have to make a apology video with that ukelele now.

  • @YokoMiko
    @YokoMiko Před 2 měsíci +46

    We owe Jared a formal apology

  • @cameron2372
    @cameron2372 Před 3 lety +3139

    “I’m not gay though” *points to camera seriously then back to himself*

  • @gaminggg
    @gaminggg Před 3 lety +1992

    "i'm not gay though"
    hey wilbur, remember
    "I'M GAY FOR THE EGG"?

  • @snorlaxisgod7506
    @snorlaxisgod7506 Před 2 měsíci +191

    Jared really be out here doing gods work

  • @snowdropsstudio711
    @snowdropsstudio711 Před 2 měsíci +31

    he's not allowed in Disney World for a good reason

  • @oLucii
    @oLucii Před 3 lety +892

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    wilbur: JaSoN dErUlO

  • @AgentKRRoblox
    @AgentKRRoblox Před 3 lety +1651

    I just like how half the scenes are him vibing to his own song

  • @AndDontDie
    @AndDontDie Před 2 měsíci +221

    "i want to smell your hair." no mate you want to eat it.

  • @cactts
    @cactts Před 2 měsíci +210

    jared, we are all so sorry you were the real hero

  • @katty375
    @katty375 Před 3 lety +2125

    "The British tend to lose their accent when singing"
    Wil: hold my coffee mug
    Dom: Hold my pink socks

    • @samuelalexandrovich6330
      @samuelalexandrovich6330 Před 3 lety +38

      It’s actually when Americans sing they sound a bit more British because when singing we tend to say the r’s like British

    • @__x__69
      @__x__69 Před 3 lety +13

      YES YOU KNOW YUNGBLUD!!!!!! TYYY ILYUUUU

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah

    • @agnesiajeanifer6476
      @agnesiajeanifer6476 Před 3 lety +8

      Louis Tomlinson too

    • @sadakmiah9670
      @sadakmiah9670 Před 3 lety +6

      It’s not a COFFEE mug it’s a TEA CUP!! Come on man

  • @Roger_808
    @Roger_808 Před 3 lety +3666

    imagine one of the office workers seeing this and just thinking " hey that place looks familiar...ohhhh he's the loud one"

  • @Buffstreamer
    @Buffstreamer Před 2 měsíci +171

    honestly this song kinda bites after 3 years

  • @Blxbie
    @Blxbie Před 2 měsíci +32

    bro ignored the phase “I don’t bite”

  • @The_CEO_of_Swag
    @The_CEO_of_Swag Před 3 lety +3703

    “Could the man in office 4 please put the fire extinguisher down, it’s the fourth time this week.”

  • @zainsurti9751
    @zainsurti9751 Před 3 lety +2586

    Can we just appreciate the fact that he had to learn to play fire extinguisher for this?

    • @yeast7013
      @yeast7013 Před 3 lety +104

      Very few have mastered the fine art of the f i r e e x t i n g u i s h e r

    • @TW-np3ip
      @TW-np3ip Před 3 lety +61

      I never seen so much raw talent

    • @nicolekamel8826
      @nicolekamel8826 Před 3 lety +29

      Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah I leaned it too

    • @yeast7013
      @yeast7013 Před 3 lety +15

      @@nicolekamel8826 :0

    • @splungerino
      @splungerino Před 3 lety +15

      @@nicolekamel8826 you leaned it???

  • @humfree6436
    @humfree6436 Před 2 měsíci +45

    This is so insanely creepy because if he admitted to some of these lines, imagine how many others he actually did

    • @Kyrikrliy
      @Kyrikrliy Před měsícem +1

      ​@@zenityracer75 That's true. Now i kinda hope that arg won't come true too.

  • @MasionRinx
    @MasionRinx Před 2 měsíci +105

    bro was hinting it😭😭😭‼️

  • @greenbean5415
    @greenbean5415 Před 3 lety +2036

    “Not gay tho” **Points at the camera**
    Camera: And I took that personally

  • @charlesdolling4214
    @charlesdolling4214 Před 3 lety +4335

    “I’ve thought about what he looks like nude, not gay though.” Wilbur Soot 2020

  • @jaykonigiser9833
    @jaykonigiser9833 Před 2 měsíci +832

    he’s in your bed and i’m in a jail cell

  • @livemonkyhighlights3065
    @livemonkyhighlights3065 Před 3 lety +6935

    At this point the album is ganna be called “she’s beauty she’s grace” lmao

  • @saharathedragon9282
    @saharathedragon9282 Před 3 lety +2483

    I like to imagine that the clips of will just vibing aren’t staged, and are just him being him.

  • @abby.d21
    @abby.d21 Před 2 měsíci +140

    jared lowkey sounds like a chill dude 🙏

    • @lyekimani7227
      @lyekimani7227 Před 2 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/rP3ovD8ZSS4/video.html

  • @user-xd7xx4xf8g
    @user-xd7xx4xf8g Před 2 měsíci +53

    "I'm not going to make a scene" IM GOING TO MAKE A CRIME SCENE WMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

  • @ackistan8265
    @ackistan8265 Před 3 lety +733

    "I'm not gay tho" *Continues to do weird eye contact thing*

  • @Drifter-cw1bv
    @Drifter-cw1bv Před 3 lety +2252

    my favorite lines are:
    *”course ive met jared”*
    *”im not gay tho”*
    they really capture wilburs personality

    • @foxxx3691
      @foxxx3691 Před 3 lety

      He made that song for his gf because she died!
      czcams.com/video/qKSZE3gyis8/video.html .

    • @Lonely_chickenstrip
      @Lonely_chickenstrip Před 3 lety +53

      You forgot: "jASoN deRuL0"

    • @mattvandebuurt5093
      @mattvandebuurt5093 Před 3 lety +6

      After im not gay though theres a perfect moment for dude

    • @JC-cn9yj
      @JC-cn9yj Před 3 lety +7

      @@foxxx3691 no

    • @kitkatruby
      @kitkatruby Před 3 lety +2

      jason derulooo

  • @Coolguy69907
    @Coolguy69907 Před 2 měsíci +31

    THE BITE OF 87 😭😭🙏🙏

    • @Luksed12
      @Luksed12 Před měsícem

      bro noooo whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy xddd

    • @mrbird9490
      @mrbird9490 Před měsícem

      Nah
      The bite of 20

  • @bousica2
    @bousica2 Před 2 měsíci +30

    This song hits different now

  • @icygarden4792
    @icygarden4792 Před 3 lety +3168

    It’s not a true Wilbur song without “ she’s beauty, she’s grace “

    • @sqdrutik3972
      @sqdrutik3972 Před 3 lety +4

      czcams.com/video/h629qEjlPLY/video.html

    • @heehaoo
      @heehaoo Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah

    • @withrwintr
      @withrwintr Před 3 lety +69

      _she has a profile picture of CallMeCarson_

    • @iforgot..
      @iforgot.. Před 3 lety +11

      @@withrwintr OMG YES

    • @ruin8613
      @ruin8613 Před 3 lety +18

      Or a restraining order

  • @LupeVods
    @LupeVods Před 3 lety +9007

    Imagine being the kid behind Tommy in class singing this song

  • @ReadyW_-_
    @ReadyW_-_ Před 2 měsíci +47

    We all own an honest apology to Jared

  • @FIippers
    @FIippers Před 2 měsíci +30

    The clues were in plain sight all along 💀

  • @lemonpeaches8314
    @lemonpeaches8314 Před 3 lety +2999

    Imagine the people in the office while he does this
    "Why's that loud guy crying at the dumpsters and asking what 'Jared' looks like nude?"

  • @King-ph8cw
    @King-ph8cw Před 3 lety +687

    "I'm not gay though"
    "I think about him a lot as well"
    "Maybe if he wasnt fine as hell"
    👁👄👁

    • @juliaklaassen2247
      @juliaklaassen2247 Před 3 lety +28

      I was like:
      U sure bro?

    • @cariad.w8468
      @cariad.w8468 Před 3 lety +28

      can't wait for the incel's redemption arc where he turns gay and learns not to blame women for that

    • @fishfactoid529
      @fishfactoid529 Před 3 lety +16

      this character is definitely a bi in denial js 😭

    • @King-ph8cw
      @King-ph8cw Před 3 lety

      @@cariad.w8468 you...you dont..."turn gay"...

    • @alex_likes_games2796
      @alex_likes_games2796 Před 3 lety

      "I'm not gay though" he says

  • @GoofyAhOklahoma
    @GoofyAhOklahoma Před 2 měsíci +604

    You know what? I think we all owe Jared a pint or two. Turns out he's actually a pretty tight guy. Prolly doesn't bite.

  • @katherinesmallbean3594
    @katherinesmallbean3594 Před měsícem +21

    Friendship ended with Wilbur.
    Jared is my new best friend.

    • @mrbird9490
      @mrbird9490 Před měsícem

      Fuck wilbur
      Jared is my new best friend

  • @felixicide400
    @felixicide400 Před 3 lety +2807

    I want a shirt that says “Stop Being a Jared”

  • @niamh8923
    @niamh8923 Před 3 lety +1643

    The “oF CouRse I’Ve MEt JaREd” always gets me

  • @4EVER_CLOUDY
    @4EVER_CLOUDY Před 2 měsíci +81

    Jared's in her bed, Wilbur's getting cancelled

  • @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld
    @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld Před 2 měsíci +54

    Few years ago: Haha look at him playing this funny obsessive character.
    Now: *Oh*

    • @mrbird9490
      @mrbird9490 Před měsícem +5

      "He telling a funny joke"
      3 year later
      *"oh"*

  • @ACN76
    @ACN76 Před 3 lety +3317

    Wilbur - I’m a gamer, musician, comedian and Jason DeRuLo for a living.

  • @abbychu4642
    @abbychu4642 Před 3 lety +925

    no one:
    soft Wilbur in the back: jason derulo

  • @Mischif2857
    @Mischif2857 Před 2 měsíci +113

    I don’t wanna listen to this song anymore cuz he might come out of the screen and bite me

    • @Loreleiroberts
      @Loreleiroberts Před 2 měsíci +10

      This made me laugh much more than it should've

    • @Mischif2857
      @Mischif2857 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Loreleiroberts lol

    • @_3_Hydrangea_3_
      @_3_Hydrangea_3_ Před 2 měsíci +2

      Listen to the miku version:D unlike him miku will never bite us 😔👏

    • @Mischif2857
      @Mischif2857 Před měsícem +4

      @@_3_Hydrangea_3_ ight, I’ll listen to it 10ft across the room just to make sure😎👍

  • @updatedautopsyreport7358
    @updatedautopsyreport7358 Před 3 lety +2056

    “I’m not allowed in Disney world-“
    *stares into the souls of the viewers*

  • @saniberry
    @saniberry Před 3 lety +4712

    As a musician, he played fire extinguisher pretty well

    • @willg4533
      @willg4533 Před 3 lety +215

      “I can’t believe Wilbur learned how to play the fire extinguisher just for this song”
      -Fundy

    • @retepclips
      @retepclips Před 3 lety +18

      do you know music theory? and also the sax was not that great. do you know any good saxophone sounds for midi

    • @bussyblaster6997
      @bussyblaster6997 Před 3 lety +6

      Yea

    • @em-critz1031
      @em-critz1031 Před 3 lety +5

      ikr xD

    • @sam-vo9io
      @sam-vo9io Před 3 lety +9

      @@retepclips please

  • @user-xd7xx4xf8g
    @user-xd7xx4xf8g Před 2 měsíci +55

    Bro was Warning us all along 😭😭

    • @Ariandcrew
      @Ariandcrew Před 2 měsíci +2

      .

    • @redarted963
      @redarted963 Před 2 měsíci +2

      foreshadowing

    • @popecorn21
      @popecorn21 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ya'll finding deep meaning where there isn't one 💀 love it how people swarm wilbur's old vids/songs and "OMG THIS MAKES SO SENSE RN OMG", like bro do you even understand what the actual song is about? same with the video where he stomps on tommy's hand lmao, get real

    • @Ariandcrew
      @Ariandcrew Před 2 měsíci

      @@popecorn21 Lmao Ik I’m just saying it for the fun of it 😭

  • @s1lver.
    @s1lver. Před 2 měsíci +23

    "She's in your bed, at least no more bite marks"

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes Před 3 lety +3794

    3:41 JASON DERULO!

  • @BoogedyBobby
    @BoogedyBobby Před 3 lety +3430

    When Wilbur smiles it almost looks like he would blow up a nation that he created.

  • @cash223-vg2rf
    @cash223-vg2rf Před 26 dny +25

    *casually goes to new comments*

  • @princessdollgf
    @princessdollgf Před 2 měsíci +24

    This song was a confessional 💀

  • @robloxnoob4098
    @robloxnoob4098 Před 3 lety +2585

    Ngl listening this on Valentine’s day hits different

  • @kaiserwaffle7896
    @kaiserwaffle7896 Před 3 lety +2206

    Imagine walking around Brighton and seeing a guy, sorrow, leaning on a bin, being recorded saying:
    "Of course I met Jared :("

    • @emi9574
      @emi9574 Před 3 lety +108

      I live in Brighton and I honestly wouldn’t be surprised

    • @waterypaint
      @waterypaint Před 3 lety +39

      🤣 i would say im jared

    • @man.5125
      @man.5125 Před 3 lety +40

      I would run straight to him and said “you need a hug?”

    • @long_term_karma9899
      @long_term_karma9899 Před 3 lety +40

      It's a common occurrence in Brighton to see fully grown men doing the weirdest shit. If I saw that happening, I'd just continue about my day without worrying about it too much.

    • @cjkn1158
      @cjkn1158 Před 3 lety +9

      So just to simplify you mean living in Brighton

  • @SilasTheStrawberry
    @SilasTheStrawberry Před 2 měsíci +27

    Bro became the character 😭

  • @neilasp2526
    @neilasp2526 Před 2 měsíci +20

    Pitbull named princess:

  • @Wulk
    @Wulk Před 3 lety +945

    "But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat"
    -Sun Tzu the art of war

  • @camagooey1118
    @camagooey1118 Před 3 lety +4140

    “that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills”
    Also Wilbur: “I’m getting evicted from my office”

    • @grain6169
      @grain6169 Před 3 lety +21

      What video did he say that in?? I can’t find it

    • @gretchenislost1741
      @gretchenislost1741 Před 3 lety +94

      He’s probably getting evicted because of noise complaints

    • @camagooey1118
      @camagooey1118 Před 3 lety +17

      @@grain6169 I don’t know, it was in a stream highlight from what I remember

    • @grain6169
      @grain6169 Před 3 lety +23

      Found it :) czcams.com/video/iyhafpWHW5A/video.html

    • @CookieGamingPlays
      @CookieGamingPlays Před 3 lety +11

      69TH like,
      Nice

  • @souxev
    @souxev Před 2 měsíci +23

    he can pay the bills but not for the daily and cleaning essentials

  • @notmazy7982
    @notmazy7982 Před 2 měsíci +30

    “I think I deserve a little bit of what I earned” yes that’s called prison 💀

    • @tempejkl
      @tempejkl Před 2 měsíci

      its a comedy song mate

    • @Raton20
      @Raton20 Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@tempejklhe abused his ex. His real ex

  • @ariibee_
    @ariibee_ Před 3 lety +1582

    this song: exists
    the internet: we can make a religion out of this

  • @ryansotelo1586
    @ryansotelo1586 Před 3 lety +1674

    He looks like a maniac when he looks straight at us...

  • @dimmbtw
    @dimmbtw Před 2 měsíci +29

    guys it would be so crazy if he wasn't joking and is actually a literal psycopath

  • @homeissunz
    @homeissunz Před 2 měsíci +68

    wow what a cool song i used to like! i sure hope the creator isnt a horrible person!

    • @fandohub
      @fandohub Před 2 měsíci +2

      i got his exact haircut because of him. I guess I'm getting a buzz now.

    • @Yolohenki
      @Yolohenki Před 2 měsíci

      He aint horrible

    • @homeissunz
      @homeissunz Před 2 měsíci

      @@Yolohenki have you seen his controversy ☠️

    • @bigsmokes2708
      @bigsmokes2708 Před 2 měsíci

      @@homeissunzi dont think him having a fetish makes him a terrible person, it just makes him very incompatible with many women, which rightfully made them uncomfortable. But i dont think hes terrible.

    • @dankllakilika
      @dankllakilika Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@bigsmokes2708he literally didn't stop biting even tho she said the safe word and made his "apology" all about himself, dude didn't even say sorry once

  • @stanleyvstheworld_
    @stanleyvstheworld_ Před 3 lety +1743

    No one not a single soul:
    The live chat: "E" "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" "LOGCHAMP"

  • @kypkn
    @kypkn Před 3 lety +2702

    This song is actually so catchy and I’m so proud of him.

  • @spaceturtle8889
    @spaceturtle8889 Před 2 měsíci +97

    Guys, I think I know why he's not allowed in Disney World

    • @shobemofo
      @shobemofo Před 2 měsíci +3

      NAH

    • @RagingZach
      @RagingZach Před 2 měsíci +8

      LOL HE BIT MICKEY MOUSE

    • @Luka_Lynxboii
      @Luka_Lynxboii Před 2 měsíci +2

      I honestly thought that only mice bit... 💀

    • @Heartsforkaori
      @Heartsforkaori Před 2 měsíci

      Yep, mfer loves to bite anyone or anything he sees.

  • @robbiethebobbie1
    @robbiethebobbie1 Před 2 měsíci +16

    "She's living the dream" yeah! Of where you're not biting her 😊

  • @typo.6416
    @typo.6416 Před 3 lety +4118

    Bet ur boyfriend can't play the fire extinguisher like Wilbur.

  • @jazeatscandles
    @jazeatscandles Před 3 lety +1460

    alt title: wilbur just spending the last moments in his office.