(F4A) Elf Adventurer Mistakes You for a Bandit - Ep: 1 & 2 [Elf!SpeakerxHuman!Listener] [Accent]

Scripts by: u/GoldenProxy
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Scripts here:
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Summary:
You are caught in the middle of the woods as a new and clumsy adventurer by a far more skilled elven archer who mistakes you for a Bandit. The situation quickly turns into a mutual help taking care of each other's problems. You help her find and rid the forest of the bandit group stealing children and she'll help you recover an artifact to save your sick niece.
Additional Tags:
[Fantasy] [Inexperienced Listener] [Friendly] [Relaxed] [Adventurous]
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[@d4peters86]

“You’re not a bandit? Liar. I can hear your heart pounding in your chest.”
…Yeah, because you shot an arrow at me! 😂

[@UnexSpecter]

“What are you then?”
“Improvising”

[@SenailCooledge]

Any other DnD nerds imagining the dice rolls to pull this off?

[@RiseofNick]

I am

[@MarkATorres1989]

Elf Ranger: "Are you... homeless?"
Me: "Just kill me now and end my shame and humiliation."

[@GoldenProxyy]

Script writer here! Thank you for filling this series, I really enjoyed writing it. Great video and I can’t wait to see how people react to the final episode... for... reasons.

[@M0DIDDLY]

"He said we cheated?!?"
"Well yeah, I cheated... I can't play cards"

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Oh boy here we go again

[@jokerforh8809]

Gonna hunt down lumen and reaper as this random person with no training 😎

[@jokerforh8809]

What if this doesn’t even take place in the same universe as Lumen and Reaper💀

[@hotshot104]

This is oddly similar to how I met my adventuring party in dnd 😂.
Love the audio

[@dappercoat249]

You did an excellent job with the VA work Shezu! & great job on the script Golden!

[@MrUnironicEnthusiasm]

"So what do you do?"
I'm just a lil guy

[@brandiarmstrong2902]

*That moment when you realize you've been awake for far too long...*
Her: Slaughtering innocents? *Kidnapping children?!*
Me: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!
(Yeah, I've been up so long my brain switched from asmr youtube involving an elf adventurer, to Monsters, Inc., and skipped to a quote from a twist villain. Apologies if I spoiled anything for you, but the movie's at least 5 years old, I think.)

[@donutonahole]

Two episodes in one video? This is such an amazing treat! The elf girl looks very beautiful, too! Fantastic work as always, Shezu! ❤

[@Yuka_1990]

Never a disappointment. And perfect timing as well, comfort in the exam phase

[@ProblematicHuman]

This is so awesome. I am just getting into dnd and i loved how it was put in. You voiced it so wonderfully.

[@ANDROID-dr6yh]

This was fantastic

[@AnIridescentWolf]

TES YES YES YES YES!! 💜💜

[@kristhetankhunter2730]

Very nice!!!!!!!!!!

[@rudyflorestheswitchblade4462]

I'm not a bandit! I swear!

[@ShezuRivera]

That’s exactly what a bandit would say! 👀

[@rudyflorestheswitchblade4462]

@@ShezuRivera oh you're a Hard woman ain't you? But I promise I'm not a bandit. Please believe me.🙏🥺

[@erlanddrow7950]

Already sounds like it'll be great (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[@SuperSpike47]

💙🧡💜

[@danielfenton804]

(눈‸■) I won't, although I can't say the same about the obsessive-possessive wolf girl about eight or nine hundred clicks behind me, and I'd rather you not try another arrow on me, my Serbia1-ite comprised armor-uniform will most definitely return it to it's source will greatly increase force, I'll take them from over there. 💂 *pulls out railrifle, then silently takes out greater number of bandits, then presents greater numbers of food MRE food pouches, then begins walking off, after checking all armaments* 🖖 I'll take the night watch, get what you need, we're shipping out at first light. ⚕️ I we could always let Her take our place, but I feel obligated to inform everyone that she is neither human, nor any other any other possible race on this planet, she has immediate to anything needs in combat, I should know, I built her and everything. 😼