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- čas přidán 11. 05. 2022
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Xiao is a character from the game Genshin impact, he does not belong to me and this is fan content. Some people like my Xiao voice and other people think I sound weird, keep your opinions to yourself honestly cuz I ain’t changing nothing. I am a vtuber who is a shark and does asmr/gaming content. I really don’t care what other people think so long as I’m making other people happy with my content. Although I’m not doing good financially at all, and can’t pay rent, I will never monetize sleep aid videos or videos meant to calm anxiety attacks. Rest assured there will be no ads here.
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Me rambling at 3am sleep deprived. That’s what this is. Also food for the sharkscribers while I work on longer audios 🚶♂
“Face me like I’m facing you”
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ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／
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@@GraveASMR WHATS WITH THE EGGPLANT 😭
@@GraveASMR 😐📸
@@GraveASMR Why with that plant there? bdjsnsjsnjs, Idk but I accept 😳😳🥴
@@GraveASMR man if that eggplant means what I think it means
Then damn its small as hell
“You wanna have kids??🧌” I choked on my ice cube .
Nah I choked on air
I died
I remembered I swallowed a whole ice cube... And my brain was cold so was my nose
@@Purp1eDin0 oof
@@xaveir9419 TvT
Xiao: oh I see, this is the thing humans call embarrassment
Me: yes that's me hello 🤓
x2
THE EMOJI
no that’s me
I feel attacked
Lmao the emoji caught me off guard-
xiao: "if youre carrying a little xiao in there..~"
me with my little xiao plushie next to me: "oh you mean him? yeah! 😸"
W h e r e d i d y o u g e t i t
@@abbaAbba. AliExpress!! 😭
@@kazuxiao2108 tysm ^^
I don't think that's what Xiao meant 😅😂
w h e r e?
Listener: **Basically tells Xiao they're pregnant**
Xiao: 👁👄👁
Me a guy: What.. you talking about man???
Me who is a boy: *what* 😟
Me who is a trans male: 😃
lmfao
i’ve found my i’ve found my fellow men/trans men ✨ lmfao
xiao: says something about lower back pain
me: laughs in scoliosis
I shouldn’t have laughed at this. 😂
i return four months later n im famous
@Cyno. Y u heree
@Cyno. that needs an answer
REAL
Xiao: "turn around and bend over" Me: "EXCUSE ME ?!?!"
Me: MUM DAD I'M PREGNANT!
Mum: Since when?!
Dad: Who is the father?!
Me: XIAO.
Mum: My non-existing boyfriend!?
Me-Dad: Wait-WHAT!?
LMAO
Xiao is the reason why my entire class calls me “the pretty boy simp”😻👍
Edit: I honestly don’t remember posting this comment💀
I would be called that too if they knew or I would just be called cringe.
I want to be know as that to buy none of my classmates know what genshin is so im lonely😭
Oh
@@---cs6wt Same lmao
My class calls me "cookie simp" or "Feminine guy simp" because of espresso cookie and venti 💀
“If your carrying a little xiao I don’t want you to get hurt..” IM FKN SOBBING..
all the men listening (me included) be like 😨
@@sunny-my9ng 💀💀💀💀
@@Ravenscorner666 'i don't think we have the facilities for that, big man'
@@sunny-my9ng 😏
HELP J ADDED THE WRONG EMOJI
"Last night when you taught me what human love making was," I have become one with the sky
Bro has so much rizz I forgot my own name
Zhongli in the background coming to visit his child xiao be like: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
**sipping tea**
"You wanna have kids?"
**chokes** YES YES YES
This is the only reason why my family calls me "xiao's servent" and "venti's lyre" ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Your family calls you what.
@@dmnnat sadly it's true they even made it my nickname in my family's GC☠️
@@cynthiasxiaoplush6952 I'd be so embarrassed smh 💀
@@dmnnat they even call me "venti's lyre" or "xiao's servent" in the public☠️
THEY WHATTT
Xiao: *I'll try to be the best father, for the both of you*
Me:.... *DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY DADDY ISSU-*
I can relate
“Do you want to have kids?”
*chokes and panics because i dont like children*
Bro when he said "when you showed me what human love making was" I choked on water
I throwed my phone
I choked on my table
I choked on air
I joked on my blanket 👍🏻
@[Janzy* ah yes, I just love joking on my blanket
Xiao: "I'll try to be the best father, for both of you"
Me: *YOU DID NOT ATTACK MY DADDY ISSU-*
@Xiao cry.
LMAO
HELPOPLLEKDKSK
GN I CANT
PLS I HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY ISSUES 💀
Me: I'm never gonna find a good asmr that actually sounds like him
This: OMGGG 😳 perfection
awww thank you ♡ some people tell me i sound like Bennett or they say my impressions are bad and its harder to forget the negatives even when there is way more positives. so i appreciate the comment
“now let me take off my clothes” SIR YOU JUST PUT THEM ON
I SAID THE SAME THINGGGG😭
he said gloves lol
@@randobumbo o h
Me with my Xiao cosplay knowing how annoying it must be to put those clothes on just to take them right back off again
👁️👁️🍵
A lot of people choked when he said “you want to have kids?” But I choked when he said “that morax is getting on my nerves” 💀💀💀
this audio had SO MANY plot twists, THAT I WAS N O T ready for
Xiao: why are you so flustered over it
Me: It's a human thing ok
"i was hoping we could make it a routine~" XIAO HELLO WHAT???
"you wanna have kids" WHAT WHAT WHAT
WHEN I LISTENED TO THE KIDS PART I STRAIGHT UP CHOKED ON MY ORANGE JUICE 😭
bro was doing a whole 360 with the "do you like it when i dig my knuckles in" like scared the shit outta me
5:34 made my jaw drop LMAO
Xiao: “I was hoping we could make it a routine.”
Me: “the fuck you talking about- wait- WHAT WE- WHEN- HUH- HOW- NO-“
Xiao: “I liked what you showed me.”
Me: I showed you non-binary, I take that as a compliment.
Xiao: “I’ll put both my hands on your cheeks.”
Me: DUDE I JUST WANT A MASSAGE-
LMAOOOOO BRO THATS WHAT A FUCKING FELT
No one:
Xiao out of nowhere: " *DOES IT FEEL BETTER WHEN I DIG MY KNUCKLES IN?* 👹👹"
Me: JESUS CHRIST- u scared me 🙃
I know bro
frfr
So no one's gonna talk about Xiao saying "damn Morax"😭? I laughed out loud
" if you're carrying a little xiao in there " THAT WAS CUTE 😭😭
Aww this was so sweet~ You keep getting more and more better at voicing Xiao, what a blessing! 💚
Funny enough, I am actually feeling lower back pain right now but because of something that happens every month when you're not pregnant lol
Ah.. how i wish Xiao would actually give me a massage right now. Bet his hands would feel so good T^T
Thank you so much!! awww make sure to get lots of rest. when i used to have a gf (lmao) she didnt have a heating pad or anything for the cramps so i took my water bottle and filled it w warm water for her. just a tip if you don't have anything on hand! Also Motrin is a strong painkiller too, i have to use painkillers almost every day for chronic pain and motrin really keeps me going sgsg
@@GraveASMR what a sweet bf you were 🥺 Thanks for the tips Nai, I'm gonna use the hot water bottle! I don't got anything else lmao
xiao:ur face is so red like last night
me:bitch whaaaaa
"It's just nature."
Nature has rules as well Xiao! Also, Dad Xiao! Is he gonna take after Zhongli and be a Dilf?
This was pretty good.
I live with upper back, so this helps out a lot with that. Good work Nai!
Yes (this was clearly necessary)
@@zhongli7478 ZHONGLI? 😨
@@zhongli7478 ZHONGLI WHY R U HERE WLDDBSAJDGSJ
@@zhongli7478 ZHONGLI?🙊
@@zhongli7478 Zhongli, what are you doing in this specific video? 🤨
THIS MANS GOT ME ON LIFE SUPPORT
Actually Xiao, it would be great to catch up with the soon to be grandfather Zhongli.
Bro I Fell down the stairs and hit my funny bone it’s been hurting since for the past 7 hours send help
sorry i laughed GAJDHF
@@GraveASMR BRO HAVING TO DEAL WITH THAT AT 6AM THOUGH
@@RUIKAMISHIRO102 lol
1:56 idk why but when u said that line- "I do not understand why *you humans* make a big deal out of it" I cant stop replaying it :'D it sounds so good
Kazuha what are you doing here 🤔
Venti what are you doing here
@@horribllydrawenbaldamber8968 WHAT R U DOIN HERE…
@@ventithebard547 uhh eternity is.. Mine.
@@horribllydrawenbaldamber8968 🤨
xiao: i dont understand why mortals get emb-
me: *DIG BICK*
edit: THESE REPLIES I STG YALL ARE MY PEOPLE LMFAOOO
THIS IS THE COMMENT
HAHA- BEST COMMENT HERE
I READ IT WRONG
IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REALIZE
HA
ME: “IM SORRY A FAMILY UHM SURE LEMME JUST GET SOME MILK BC WE ARE OUT OF MILK UH BYE CYA IN UH NEVER BYE!” - CONTINUES TO WATCH/LISTEN TO THE VID -
Absent parent 💀
@@GraveASMR be true tho-
While you're looking for milk can you look for my dad as well? He went to get milk and hasn't come back yet 💀
@@justanotherd3adpoet_ SURE 😳😩🫢
@@OliviaRodrigoIsBetter Thank you bestie 😩 🤚
This was so cute, especially the ending tho 😊
Him: Qingxin
Me: Yes?
Him: Little Xiao
Me: *remembering back at those CZcams videos of small Xiao*
Me: *forgets how to breathe this whole audio*
Also me: *looks at my xiao body pillow every second*
stay focused Lovey 😂
@@GraveASMR I forget how to breathe a lot ahdiawcxv Also I'm planing on also making audios because I do a lot a voices but IDKKKKKK you tell me should I?
@@l0veyVA it's good to try :D
I want a xiao body pillow too
OMA(ohmyarchons lol) I have one but my mom confiscated the cover, insisted a 12 yr old shouldn’t have a BOY on a pillow……… grrrr
-Said the granddaughter who simps wholeheartedly, lol
This is the reason why I simp for Xiao but my sister keeps on taking my Xiao posters around my room👍💀
Erase the whole sister at that point.
Out the heckin’ window.
@@kaeve6507 LMAO
Bro the momment he said " do u want to have kids" i choked on my juice
Part 2 please captain, I wanna know what happens next
Xiao wtf are you doing here
I choked on my Xiao body pillow..
@💥Klee🌸 yes i will tell you.
Xiao will and always be my fav
"Face me when I'm facing you"
Yes sir 🥵
Xioa : I was hoping maybe it would become routine
Me : so you basically want 'everyday is everyday huh?
HUMAN LOVE MAKING?! *Screaming intensifies*
DO I NEED ANOTJER ROUND????!!! MEOW
How did it go From “ EMBRACEMENT “ to PREGNANCY.
*His voice been close to one ear*
Me: *startes laughing because I just got flustered for no reason* 😅🫣
hELP UR XIAO VOICE IS GETTING SO GOOD I- AAA @///@
its the same agsjdh i just try to talk in his voice but more seductive
@@GraveASMR well still it sounds sooo similar to the real va o.O wowow
@@umepawz hey wanted anemo man what the fuck are you doing here..
Nai are you electro?Cause I see there’s a spark between us
our marriage up in the clouds will be phenomenal and then we can move into our new house, the backrooms
CAUGHT IN 4K 😍📸
Damn that was smooth-
@@GraveASMR THAT AINT ROMANTIC THE BACKROOMS???
@kochoshinobuu_ SHORTNOBU ARE U A XIAO SIMP I might tell Kanao and Aoi
IM LISTENING WHILE COMMENTING IM GONNA PASS OUT 🥰🥰 your asmrs just get better and better everytime you post and oh god im so sorry for commenting so much, love this 😫🤟
😊 thank you🦈💙💙
you're welcome 🤟‼️
UR USERNAME LMFAO
@@SuicideShow WHYY
Xiao’s dead friends: HEYAA XIAOOO HOW YO DOI- o H 👁👄👁-...
Xiao: **changing**
Me: “OH SHIT, SHIT! SORRY SORRY OK BYE” 😳😣
Me in the asmr: I guess im staying
Nobody:
Me during this whole video:
⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
My heart rate: its over 9000
OH CRAP UUMMM- THIS GOT INTERESTING REAL QUICK I UHHHH- *RUNS BACK TO VENTI IN A PANIC* 🐓🏃♀️🐓
Not me literally going bright red at every part of this XD like this is so sweet😭♥️
The audio was helllllaaaa cuteee !!
Me the entire time: DiD hE uSeD cOmdOmS???
Edit: now, whenever I hear the word “last night” from your xiao audios. Ik exactly what we did-
adepti dont use-
HmMmM
*spits out tea*
@@GraveASMR"Adepti don't use condoms." 🤌
@@Violet__207 VENTI 👹 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AGAIN👹
I choked on my donut at some of these parts 😭
"You haven't seen me like this before have you?"
No shit- xiao 😭💅
XIAO! PUT YO CLOTHES BACK ON!! PLS!! 🤣🤣🤣
0:17 I feel called out Fr Fr 🧍🏽♀️
‘’ you wanna have Kids?’’
YESSSSS I WANT DUDE
My mom: ARE U OKAY IN THERE?
Me: YEEES
"Oh you want kids with me?"
I GASPED.
Im not a xiao simp, but why did I enjoy watching this so much?
“mini Xiao” when he said that. I laughed so hard.
Listener.EXE has stopped working
3:55
THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME LMAO-
Little Xiao was so cute tbh
i cant, ur to amazing shark
I just realized that xiao is shorter than me by half an inch….
So it took me a minute to realize what he was talking about💀😳
I just wanna... Gulp gulp-
Dude talked like razor.
I just got out of da water.
XD
The fact that everyone knows i simp for him even if they don’t know genshin or xiao 😭😭😭
KIDS?! Damn like i don’t want kids but with xiao 😳😁
Me has earbuds on
Xiao:did you need another round.?
Me: what 😳
And then my bf just walks in and is like what you listening to?
Me:nothin 👁👄👁
I get u 😭
You're so lucky 😭
@nothing zero NO WAY OML
‘Do you need another round’
DAMN 😍
YALL WILL SEE ME BEING HALF THE COMMENT SECTION RN
Uhhh nice, a new video before I go to my class 😳 what a good service w Xiao included 🥴 10/10
pretend i was never here
Seen and acknowledged
@@GraveASMR should I pretend to-
What did I just witness.😳
I feel both amazed and disturbed at the same time.
LMFAOOOOO
When he switched to just talking I'm one ear I tensed up and literally yelled "EAR-" I'm surprised no one woke up T-T
Xiao:”I don’t think I’d be a good father for both of you” Me:bro you got her pregnant after your first time!😨
"A little xiao" omg I'm dying how cute
BEND OVERRRRR AGAHAUSIESUHA
Yes sir
POV: your listening to this and reading the comments
Well I never thought my checks would be burning this badly from an asmr. It feels likes I just got sunburned from the beach.
I swear. I always end up saving your audios to my "comfort" playlist. your voice is so nice to listen to before bed ❤❤❤
Me:
I want mini aqua tortillas
Xiao:
you want kids??
Me:
*Close enough😗*
HELP IM DYING 😭
MASSAGE YOUR PAIN AWAY?! IM TOO DIRTY MINDED FOR THIS
"You're red"
boy stop playing with me 🤦🏾♀
I’m here, and I fell off my bed.🛐 I fall off my bed 24/7 cuz I’m simping too much😭✋
the title sounds sus
O.M.G it sounds so much like him😩😩😩😩 I'm glad I came upon this without looking 🙈
Oh did it pop up in your reccs? i have been doing Xiao content for a year and a half now 💙🦈